DISCLAIMER: Yes, I know technically this concept has already had a movie.....but.....this death battle will be nearly completely different from that film, with the death battle having multiple newly added characters, a new setting, new story, and not giving any of the puppets or toys their respective upgrades from that film (So no lasers for Six-Shooter or super-sonic-scream for Jack Attack for example). But with that, enjoy the battle!
Description[]
Two of Full Moon Entertainment's most famous movie franchises collide together in a battle of tiny terrors to see who would win. Toulon's Puppets (Blade, Pinhead, Jester, Leech Woman, Tunneler, Torch, Andre Toulon (Decapitron), and Six-Shooter) from Puppet Master, or The Demonic Toys (Baby Oopsie Daisy, Jack Attack, Mr. Static, Grizzly Teddy, Zombietoid, Divoletto, Frownie Clownie, and Cowboy Roy) from Demonic Toys.
Interlude[]
Wiz: Puppets and Toys.
Boomstick: Two equally creepy forms of child amusement.
Wiz: But these are no ordinary children's playthings.
Boomstick: These puppets and toys are not only alive, but ready to kill at a moments notice!
Wiz: Toulon's Puppets. The band of both heroic and evil puppets that both save and take lives.
Boomstick: And The Demonic Toys. A group of gross and terrifying demons within the bodies of seemingly innocent children's toys. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win...in a Death Battle.
Toulon's Puppets[]
Wiz: Andre Toulon was once a normal puppeteer with a puppet show he did in the hopes to bring children joy.
Boomstick: Until an Egyptian sorcerer came to him one day after the children hated his puppet show and taught him the secret of reanimation.
Wiz: This magic that gave him the ability of reanimation allowed Toulon to put the souls of his deceased friends and loved ones into his puppets.
Boomstick: Puppets he would use to help him protect his secret from Nazis trying to use it for their own nefarious needs,
Wiz: But eventually the Nazis would catch up to Andre Toulon. Where he would kill himself to protect his secret from the Nazis.
Boomstick: And eventually have his soul put into.
Wiz: Decapitron.
Boomstick: Decapitron can swap out his head to fit the situation he's in.
Wiz: His War head can shoot bolts of electricity and deadly lasers. His Surveillance head allows him to see through walls and very far away.
Boomstick: And the most powerful head of them all....his Pharaoh head! An absolutely AWESOME head that allows him to shoot a beam that can LITERALLY ERASE SOULS FROM EXISTENCE.
Wiz: Doing this leaves the person hit as a soulless corpse. Although Decapitron himself rarely ever uses this head. And only uses it in the most dire situations.
Boomstick: But Decapitron isn't alone. He's got friends. Like Blade, a fast and deadly killer with a hook and stiletto in place of hands, who can come back from being smashed into dust. Although only after harnessing the bioplasma of a phychic girl....man these movies are fucking weird.
Wiz: There's also Pinhead, the brawn of the group, who has the strength equal to or even above a fully grown man. Leech Woman who can....throw up leeches...gross.
Boomstick: Tunneler, who can drill through enemies with the absolutely awesome drill on his head. Six-Shooter who can quickly shoot slightly smaller but just as deadly bullets out of the SIX guns he holds in his SIX hands....I think I know why he's called Six-Shooter now.
Wiz: Jester, who wields a spiked mallet and tends to assist his team rather than directly attack on his own.
Boomstick: And Torch, a puppet with a harder metal head and mini flamethrower in place of an arm. Where can I get one of those?
DUMMI: Here is your mini flamethrower
Boomstick: Oh it's uh.....much smaller than I expected.
DUMMI: That is what she said.
Boomstick: Wha- Shut up DUMMI!!!
DUMMI: Ok. I'm guessing you want me to leave as well.
Boomstick: Yeah. >:(
*DUMMI leaves*
Wiz: You uh....insecure about something Boomstick?
Boomstick: What? No! It's just....let's continue on.
Wiz: Um ok. Anyways, Toulon's Puppets are lethal on their own, but even more so when together. With each of their unique abilities together making a group of puppets you would be smart not to mess with.
The Demonic Toys[]
Wiz: Demons. Evil spirits that's only goal is to bring mayhem on our world. And The Master was a powerful demon that wanted to do the same.
Boomstick: But when his soul transfer into a newborn baby resulted in him getting stuck inside a stillborn body under the Arcadia storage warehouse, he had to think of a way to come back.
Wiz: So The Master created....The Demonic Toys. A group of evil and malevolent toys that have The Master's same desire of spreading mayhem and horror on earth,
Boomstick: First there's the toy's leader, Baby Oopsie Daisy. An annoying little shit that has acidic barf, can crawl up walls, and can survive being decapitated and burned. So basically a normal baby when you don't pay attention to them. She also has two Demonic Toys very similar to her. Cowboy Roy, the Six-Shooter of the group, with his only differences from Six-Shooter being his penchant for jokes as bad as Baby Oopsie Daisy's. Which I guess makes sense now that I think about it.
Wiz: And Frownie Clownie, the Pinhead of the group that can crush people's heads with one swing of his giant mallet, which would require Frownie Clownie to exert over 500 pound's of force! That's pretty impressive for a 2 foot doll!
Boomstick: Then there's Jack Attack. the laughing clown jack-in-the-box with durability on par with his leader Baby Oopsie Daisy, sharp teeth, and a tail with a serrated tip. He can also dart around extremely fast. Zombietoid, a dumb and extremely angry G.I. Joe action figure that swings around a sharp and awesome machete.
Wiz: And Grizzly Teddy, a monstrous teddy bear with sharp claws and teeth that, when killed, will transform into a giant humanoid bear called Wearbear that can break down doors with it's bear hands. ;)
Boomstick: Ha ha.....very funny.
DUMMI: Don't forget the best one, Mr. Static, who can shoot bullet-like lasers out of his cannon arms and has a strong metal body that allows him to survive being burned completely by fire.
Boomstick: I told you to leave DUMMI!!
DUMMI: *sigh* Fine. *leaves*
Wiz: .....And finally, the most powerful of The Demonic Toys, Divoletto. An a antique puppet that can move quickly and is possessed by one of Fiora Borisoff's personal demons, that will come out of the puppet when it's head is broken open, allowing him to suck the soul out of his enemies and bring them down to hell.
Boomstick: That's.....AWESOME! Heh, I'm surprised, for a bunch of little shit's, these guys sure are powerful.
Wiz; Heh, ain't that the truth. With their high resistance to pain and shared goal of bringing The Master back and Toy Hell on earth, The Demonic Toys are NOTHING to be toyed with.
Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATLE!!!!!!!!!!
The Fight[]
*Johnathan was a collector of haunted and possessed objects that had recently come into the possession of Toulon's Puppets was sitting on the couch while watching a crappy b-movie with the puppets when suddenly...*
*ding dong*
Johnathan: Hmmm. Wonder who that could be? *walks to and opens door*
*a large and heavy box was sitting at his doorstep*
Johnathan: That's weird. I didn't order anything. Welp, I may aswell see what it is. *opens box*
Baby Oopsie Daisy: Pop goes the fucking weasel. *shoots gun at the collectors face*
Johnathan: AH! *falls to the ground, dead*
Decapitron: *seeing and hearing Johnathan's death, Decapitron looks downward in sorrow* I'm sorry....I failed you Johnathan. *looks up* That is a decision you evil toys will come to regret! My puppet's, let us get rid of these devil dolls!!
Baby Oopsie Daisy: Get them!!
FIGHT!!!![]
*the toy teams of mini miscreants collide together in a bloody battle*
*Jester and Frownie Clownie smash their respective mallets together*
Frownie Clownie: Eat this shit face! *disarms Jester and pushes him to the ground*
Jester: *swaps to scared face*
Frownie Clownie: *smashes mallet against Jester's head, killing him*
Frownie Clownie: Ha, take that sucker!
*while Frownie Clownie is distracted with his victory over Jester, Pinhead sneaks up behind the demonic clown and prepares to strike*
Pinhead *taps on Frownie Clownie's shoulder*
Frownie Clownie: Huh?
Pinhead: *crushes Frownie Clownie's head*
Frownie Clownie: augdyhath *green blood spills from Frownie Clownie's face*
Pinhead: *punches Frownie Clownie into the air, causing him to fall onto Baby Oopsie Daisy*
Baby Oopsie Daisy: You can't suprise me! *stabs Frownie Clownie*
Frownie Clownie: What the fuuuu....*dies*
Baby Oopsie Daisy: Oopsie!!
*while this is happening, Jack Atttack has gotten into a battle with Leech Woman and Tunneler*
Leech Woman: *climbs onto Jack Attack's back and starts spitting out a leech*
Jack Attack: Rarragh! *Jack Attack turns around and chomps down on Leech Woman's head, splitting it in half and killing her*
Jack Attack: HAHAHAHA!!
Tunneler: >|( *starts drill and digs it into Jack Attack's face*
Jack Attack: ARGHHH
*Mr. Static trys to assist Jack Attack by shooting Tunneler but is distracted by Torch coming up behind him*
Torch: *starts flamethrower and starts to burn Mr. Static*
Mr. Static: *unaffected, Mr. Static shoots Torch in his abdomen, splitting his body into two pieces, and putting an end to Torch*
*but before Mr. Static can try to help Jack Attack, he is once again distracted, but by Decapitron this time*
Decapitron: You there!
Mr. Static: ?
Decapitron: Prepare to be overloaded! *shoots Mr. Static with an electric blast of energy, causing Mr. Static to explode into multiple different pieces, killing him*
*due to Jack Attack not being assisted, Tunneler is able to kill him using his drill*
Tunneler: >|)
*the camera looks to see Cowboy Roy, slightly angry*
Cowboy Roy: Hey, Cowboy!!
Six-Shooter: ?
Cowboy Roy: There ain't enough room in this town for the two of u-
Six-Shooter: *shoots Cowboy Roy until he is a big mass of green goop*
Six-Shooter: Heh, Heh, Heh.
*while all of this was happening, Divoletto was hiding in the shadows, until now, where Blade has found him*
Blade: Hasisss >:)
*Blade tries to attack Divoletto, but Divoletto dodges and runs away, with Blade quickly pursuing behind him*
*the camera then pans over to Baby Oopsie Daisy, Grizzly Teddy, and Zombietoid, preparing to fight Six-Shooter, Tunneler, and Pinhead*
*the two squad's crash together in a battle that results in Zombietoid chopping off Six-Shooter's head, Baby Oopsie Daisy melting Tunneler down with her acidic barf, Pinhead squashing Baby Oopsie Daisy in a green pile of mush with his fist and breaking Zombietoid's body in half*
*it is now just Grizzly Teddy and Pinhead*
Grizzly Teddy: *growls* RARGHHH *slices Pinhead's left arm off*
Pinhead: *undeterred, Pinhead beats Grizzly Teddy with his severed arm*
Grizzly Teddy: *cuts Pinhead's other arm off and prepares to bite Pinhead's head off*
Decapitron: No! *shoots two deadly laser blasts at Grizzly Teddy*
Grizzly: Aughhh......grrrrr....*starts transforming into Wearbear*
Pinhead: *looks up*
Decapitron: What in the-
Wearbear: RAARGGGHHHHHHH *see's Blade and stomps on him, completely destroying his body and letting Divoletto escape*
Decapitron: NO! Take this you disgusting beast *Shoots multiple bolts of electricity and lasers at Wearbear*
Wearbear: ACK!....Grrrrr
Decapitron: Pinhead, throw me at his head!!
Pinhead: Mhm *picks up Decapitron and throws him at Wearbear*
Wearbear: Huh?
Decapitron: *charges up electricity and falls into Wearbear's mouth*
Wearbear: Whaguh oogaw? Ooooo.... *Wearbear's stomach explodes causing him to die and fall down onto Divoletto, shattering Divoletto's mask and letting the demon inside out*
Divoletto: *flies to Pinhead and starts sucking out his soul*
Decapitron: I had hoped I would never have to use this again, but now is the time. *Decapitron swaps out his War head for his Pharaoh head*
*Divoletto has now completely sucked Pinhead's soul out of his puppet body and goes over to Decapitron to suck out his*
Decapitron: You may be powerful demon, but you are nothing compared to Decapitron. *Decapitron shoots a beam at the demon, completely erasing him from existence*
Decapitron: I'm sorry I could not save you all. I will avenge you all soon enough.
K.O!!![]
Analysis[]
Wiz: There were many ways this fight could've gone.
Boomstick: Both teams had many different ways to kill eachother while also surviving what the other squad threw at them.
Wiz: But ultimately, it came down to who was stronger overall, and while The Demonic Toys had better durability and speed, they were outmatched in pretty much every other way.
Boomstick: Toulon's Puppets were more experienced, had more and better abilities, were smarter, and had better teamwork.
Wiz: And even if Divoletto got out of his body and started sucking the souls out of Toulon's Puppets, Decapitron could switch to his Pharaoh head and completely eradicate Divoletto from existence.
Boomstick: The Demonic Toys just didn't have the better abilities needed to defeat Toulon's Puppets.
Wiz: Toulon's Puppets, Win.