Episode[]
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Description[]
Eddsworld vs Phineas and Ferb. An AidenRulz0828 Production featuring Tord from Newgrounds' "Eddsworld" vs Doofenshmirtz from Disney's "Phineas and Ferb".
Intermission[]
Dave: Genius Villains have always been foiled.
Bambi: and These 2 have been destroyed in some weird ways.
Dave: Tord, the Giant Robot maker.
Bambi: and Doofenshmirtz, the Maker-of-the-Inator.
Dave: If my legs weren't broken, I would have leg-sweeped you.
Bambi: he's Dave and I'm Bambi.
Dave: and It's our job to find out who would win in a Death Battle!!!
Tord[]
Dave: The Eddsworld universe lies many, many different creatures, from mindless Zombies to an evil Santa.
Bambi: but none of those can match Tord.
Dave: well, maybe they can.
Bambi: Tord was early on was communism and decided his goal was to spread it to the entire world, that is until he met Edd, Tom and Matt
Dave: He decided to temporarily abandon his communist dream and instead join the other hoodie-wearers to form; the Eddsworld Gang
Background[]
- Name: Tord
- Height: 5.9 ft
- Weight: Unknown
Dave: Just like the rest of the Eddsworld gang he possesses the magical cartoon ability known as Toon force.
Bambi: But his Toon force works a tiny bit different from the others as his Hammerspace actually appears to contain more weapons than the others and he's the only one who can infinity clone himself.
Dave: And of course the Toon force allows him to stretch his body like a rubber band, manipulate his body mass and size, and survive massive attacks that would normally kill an average human.
Bambi: Speaking of attacks, Tord is all about finishing an opponent as effectively as possible and not that he isn't strong enough already he carries a massive arsenal to combat this
Dave: Unlike the other members of the Eddsworld's Gang he actually grew up with firearms ever since he was a toddler which means that his experience is far superior to the others
Bambi: He carries a lot of guns, hand cannons that can blow entire limbs off, Assault Rifles, pistols, sniper rifles, a bazooka, pump and automatic shotguns and a gun that is a combination of a sniper rifle, a shotgun and an assault rifle
Dave: But probably Tord's ability is his genius psychology, using this he can create special machines and weapons all by himself such as a gnome missile which can destroy half a building, scaling the building to a real-life one we found that the gnome missile can output 5 tons of TNT
Bambi: Another one of his inventions is his furniture bomb which when the top button is pressed turns into a piece of furniture
Dave: ... he has the Idiot frighter which when pressed makes a high-frequency sound that knocks out idiots... and even other people as well
Bambi: Also if he needs to get somewhere quickly he can. strap on his jetpack, although it runs out of fuel quickly, it's still pretty useful for a quick escape
Dave: And for Zombies, he carries the ZOM-B-GONE which as the name states specifically gets rid of zombies
Bambi: He also has a Memory Eraser Gun. It erases a person's memory like a normal Memory-Eraser-Gun.
Dave: But probably Tord's greatest invention is his Giant Robot. It was made out of titanium and has an entire arsenal packed into its wiring
Bambi: On his left hand he has a giant machine gun that can tear through entire walls and on the right side he possesses a giant claw-thing or "Clamp".
Dave: And if that's not crazy enough, it's able to fire house destroying missiles and super hot lasers from its chest and wrists
Bambi: Also it can fly with that nifty jetpack on back. Seriously, THE ROBOT has a Jetpack.
Abilities[]
- Toonforce
- Hammerspace
Arsenal[]
- Lots of guns
- Bunch of melee weapons
- Furniture Bomb
- Idiot frighter
- ZOM-B-GONE
- Gnome Missile
- Giant Robot
Giant Robot Arsenal[]
- Claimed to be unstoppable
- Missiles
- Machine Guns
- Lasers
- Jetpack
- Clamp
Dave: But even without his enormous arsenal he's still super tough, in one instance he rode a nuclear bomb into a river which exploded in his face and he was fine, that an explosion equivalent to 1 megaton
Bambi: He's pretty strong as well, able to send people flying with a single punch, throw a couch through a brick wall and can say "Whatever" loud enough to shake the entire Earth.
Dave: His speed lets him keep up with the other Eddsworld members and outrace rapidly burning fire which looks to be going 60 miles per hour
Bambi: And obviously his brain lets him build complex machines and gadgets which makes him the smartest Eddsworld member
Dave: He was able to save Christmas on one occasion, killed over sixteen million clones of himself, burn down an entire town by accident and took over many cities in Norway
Feats:[]
- Smartest in the group
- Survived a nuke to the face
- Killed over 16 million clones
- Saved Christmas once
- Almost took over Norway
- Said "Whatever" loud enough too shake the Earth
Dave: Well, you'd be surprised that he didn't only study technology and engineering but also the arts of magic and necromancy such as the time he made a Necronomaicon which cured him of being stuck as a Zombie
Bambi: However just like any other super-genius, he has a really really big ego, probably bigger than Dexter's and that's saying something
Dave: This ignorance gets him into some dangerous situation like how he claimed that he Giant Robot was unstoppable and then it's blown up by a single harpoon
Bambi: And plus he relies on upon his tech too much rather than I don't know his sanity
Dave: But let this a warning if you met a teen wearing a red hoodie and an unmistakable wide grin the last thing I'll do is pick a fight with him.
Bambi: Eh, I'm not afraid. I crush my phone on a daily basis.
Dave: Um. There's something I have to tell you. About that...
Dave tells Bambi about the Bricks painted like phones as Bambi gets pissed and crushes another brick (Unpainted) and chucks the pieces at Dave.
Tord: Friends? Who needs friends when I have this!?! I'M UNSTOPPABLE!!!
Doofenshmirtz[]
Dave: The City of Danville, that one place inside the Tri-State Area where the geinus brothers, Phineas and Ferb, and their Platypus reside in.
Bambi: Little did they know, their Platypus was a Secret Agent that belonged to the O.W.C.A (Organization Without a Cool Acronym). Wow, they were right, That is Terrible.
Dave: but his arch nemesis, Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, was always plotting to defeat him, and take over the Tri-State Area!
Dave does a Clash Royale king laugh as Bambi slaps him and plays a rick roll.
Dave: AH, MY EYES!!!
Bambi: Will you be quiet!
Background[]
- Name: Heinz Doofenshmirtz
- Height/Weight: Unknown
Arsenal[]
- Inators
- Other Gadgets
- Norm
Dave: Doof is just like a normal human. He has no abilities at all.
Bambi: But he has a lot and I mean A LOT of -Inators.
Dave: He also has your ordinary Net and Cage.
Bambi: and He also has some impressive feats.
Feats[]
- Fought on-par with Perry the Platypus
- Almost destroyed the world
- Created a time loop that almost destroyed reality
Weakness[]
- Lost to a platypus on many, many, many, many occasions
Doofenshmirtz: Ah, Perry the Platypus. What an unexpected surprise. And by unexpected I mean COMPLETELY EXPECTED!!!
Pre-Fight[]
Dave: Alright, the combatants are set. It's time for a...
Both of them: DEATH BATTLE!!!
Location: Danville
Doofenshmirtz: It's finally done! I have done it! BEHOLD!!! THE MATCH-UP-INATOR!!! This inator will bring me the best possible training dummy so I can finally defeat that pesky platypus.
Doofenshmirtz fires the ray as Tord is pulled out of nowhere.
Doofenshmirtz: That must be it.
Doof tries punching Tord, but he dodges and left hooks the scientist. Tord punches Doof in the face again and kicks him away.
Doofenshmirtz: Well looks like we'll have to do this the Hard way.
Fight[]
Doof runs up to Tord and tries punching him, but Tord kicks Doofenshmirtz multiple times before throwing him into the wall. Norm comes in with Doofenshmirtz's muffins.
Norm: Muffin time sir.
Doofenshmirtz: NORM! No time for muffins get the guy in the red hood!
Norm puts the muffins on a nearby table and smacks Tord into the wall, before punching him multiple times. Tord tries kicking the robot away, but Norm grabs his leg and throws him into the same table. Tord fires a Gnome missile at Norm, exploding in his face as he tumbles backward and crashes out the window. Doofenshmirtz kicks Tord in the stomach, before throwing him out the same window. Tord quickly fires a furniture bomb underneath him as he lands on a couch. Doofenshmirtz jumps at him as Tord fires a pistol at Doof's chest. Doofenshmirtz dodges the bullet and slams Tord into the building. Tord presses a button as Doofenshmirtz is blown away by the GIANT ROBOT standing right behind him.
Tord: Have fun trying to STOP ME NOW!!! With this...
I'm Unstoppable! HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Tord fires multiple missiles at Doofenshmirtz, but Norm flies at Tord and swings the missiles back at the Robot. Tord blocks the Missiles and stomps on Norm, but he dodges before getting split in half by a Laser. Doof pulls out an -inator for the first time in this fight as he fires it at Tord. This inator was the Worst-Fear-inator as Tord's worst fear, the song Sunshine Lollipops, is sung inside the robot.
Tord: NO!
Tord fires a laser at Doofenshmirtz as it cuts his arm off. Tord fires multiple missiles at Doof again, but he dodges all of them. He freezes Tord with the Freez-inator as he slides the Disintivaporator below the Robot. He uses the Make things larger-inator on the Disintivaporator and himself. The inator explodes as all of Danville is erased.
...
...
...
When the smoke cleared, all that was left of Danville was rubble, dirt...
and pieces of red scrap metal.
Tord falls back to the ground as he fires multiple guns at Doofenshmirtz, completely hitting every shot. Tord finally fires the Memory eraser gun, erasing Doof's memory as he shoots Doofenshmirtz in the head, killing him.
K.O.
Tord uses Doof's inator to go back to his home, but he steps on the Do-Over-Inator as the Fight restarts.
Tord: oh no.
Reversing Time Sequence...
Fight... Again[]
Doof runs up to Tord and tries punching him, but Tord kicks Doofenshmirtz multiple times before throwing him into the wall. Norm comes in with Doofenshmirtz's muffins.
Norm: Muffin time sir.
Doofenshmirtz: NORM! No time for muffins get the guy in the red ho- Wait a minute, we already did this!
Doof quickly fires the Waffle-inator as Tord falls out the window. Norm quickly grabs Tord's head and crushes it, killing the red-hooded Eddsworld character.
K.O.
Doof finally takes a break as Norm gets the Muffins from earlier.
Results[]
Dave: Nice.
Bambi: Both combatants are pretty equal in Battle IQ, but Tord takes Arsenal, Strength, IQ, and Abilities.
Dave: Doof easily takes Agility and Experience for the fight. Though Tord stomps Doof in more categories.
Bambi: What about Durability?
Dave: Tord takes Durability as he survived his Robot exploding and falling 50 feet in the air, but Doof almost destroyed THE WORLD!!! So it looks like Tord wasn't Unstoppable in this fight.
Bambi: The winner is Doofenshmirtz
Trivia[]
The Connections are...
- Both are Geinus Villans
- Both were defeated by a Person or Animal in Blue (Tom and Perry)
- Both created a Robot (Tord made a Giant Robot and Doofenshmirtz made Norm)
Track OST[]
The OST Would be called "Evil Robot Rumble" as the 2 are evil scientists who have made robots
Next Time[]
???: Someday, I'm going to become... CHAMPION OF BATTLE ISLAND!!!
VS
???: Ya'll ever wish you could just belong?