3rd Death Battle of GetSkadooshed's season 2
Description[]
Frosted Flakes vs Cheetos! A death battle between two orange feline mascots of food products that also use toon force.
Intro[]
Wiz: Every food product needs a mascot.
Boomstick: They can be just about anything from a leprechaun, to a pirate, to a humanoid peanut with a top hat, or an orange colored cat.
Wiz: Like Tony the Tiger, the tiger mascot of the Frosted Flakes cereal.
Boomstick: And Chester Cheetah, the cheetah mascot of the crunchy snack, Cheetos.
Wiz: I'm Wiz and he's Boomstick, and we are going to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to see who would win
Boomstick: In a Death Battle!
Tony the Tiger[]
Wiz: Tony is a muscular anthropomorphic tiger that stands 7 feet tall and wears a red neckerchief with his name written in black on it. Tony lived a happy life with his parents, Father Tony and Mother Tony until his father unknowingly disappeared sometime later.
Boomstick: We don't know if they got a divorcement or his father died...
Wiz: Years later, Tony married Mrs. Tony and had two kids, Tony Jr. and Antoinette.
Boomstick: For some reason Tony the Tiger hates Antoinette and enjoys grounding her and bullying her. Apparently, she is one of his enemies as well. Child abuse at its finest if you ask me.
Wiz: Tony the Tiger has been advertising Frosted Flakes since 1951 so we can't really tell how old he is. A tiger life span is only about 10-15 years.
Boomstick: But we can assure you, Tony the Tiger is no joke and has surprisingly been shown to be pretty powerful as displayed throughout all his ads.
Wiz: Of course Tony the Tiger has all of the normal abilities of a tiger. As the largest member in the cat family, tigers are strong, powerful, and are known as one of nature’s most feared predators. Their distinctive coat can act as camouflage, enabling them to secretly stalk prey in dense vegetation. Tigers have super senses: In daylight a tiger sees about as well as we do, but at night their vision changes to be six times better than that of a human being, tigers have acute hearing so that they can detect enemies in their surroundings, and have an incredible sense of smell.
Boomstick: I don't even understand how bright orange and black stripe fur even keeps them hidden...
Wiz: As a tiger he can reach speeds up to 65 km/hr (~40 mph), which is 13 mph faster than Usain Bolt, the fastest man alive in the world. Well, except for Barry Allen of course.
Boomstick: Tigers are the apex predators of their food chain and are quite capable of killing animals twice their size. They are nocturnal hunters and will travel many miles as of means to hunt prey. They enjoy eating a variety of animals including deer, buffalo and wild boar. Not wanting to waste food, a tiger may drag the remains of large kills to a thick, hidden area and then buriy it with leaves to be prepared as a snack for later.
Wiz: Tigers have a very powerful bite force of around 1,000 psi or 4,450 newtons which allow it to easily take down prey by using its favorite fatal blow: Bite to the neck.
Boomstick: In terms of durability, Tony was able to tank hundred's of hockey puck's going at FTE as they were out of sight until they started hitting him.
Wiz: One puck weigh's about 170 g so lets multiply it by 200 (Around the number of puck's that hit Tony) than we have at least 34000 g at FTE.
Boomstick: And Tony tanked it like it was nothing! Not to mention he managed to deflect the first hockey puck meaning he probably only has limited FTE reaction speed. He also survived a piranha attack and then getting dragged through a boat!
Wiz: When he attempted to dunk a basketball, he failed and ended up falling through three floors of a building, which he survived.
Boomstick: As for other powers: He can shape shift into a swan, a fish, and even a ball. Tony can multitask on controlling four basket balls at the same time, all while beating four other basketball players. Similar to DC's Black Canary he can scream his catchphrase loud enough for an armored vehicle to fall apart. He has super strength as he overpowered a circus strength meter which goes to tiger, which is 220kg! Lastly, Tony can replace his stripes with electrical ones to shoot electricity and make himself immune to electric attacks.
Wiz: However, his strongest power is his Supercharged form, which he gains access to after eating Kellogg's Supercharged Frosted Flakes.
Boomstick: Great, so Tony the Tiger is a Saiyan now...
Wiz: In this form Tony gains new abilities which include: being able to temporarily fly, stretching his arms long enough to reach two trees and then having the strength to pull them together, and can summon his tiger armor at will along with his hockey stick.
Boomstick: His strength and reaction speed also increase to insane levels: After summoning his tiger armor Tony deflected another wave of hundreds of pucks with pin point accuracy to the point where he made a statue of himself. As for his strength feats Tony punched a boxing sack so hard it ripped off its machine and then ricocheted around the room. He also kicked a soccer ball so hard that it flew to the moon and then ricocheted back to earth in 3 seconds!
Wiz: To do that feat Tony would've had to kick over 201 megatons of force to send the ball to the moon and then have it bounce back.
Boomstick: The only weakness Tony has is that he is pretty clumsy and has to eat Frosted Flakes to gain access to some of his powers and forms.
Wiz: Overall, Tony the Tiger is truly one hell of a beast.
Tony the Tiger: "They're grrreat!"
Chester Cheetah[]
Wiz: Cheetos were first introduced in 1948. They were crunchy snacks created by blending corn, water, and real fake cheese together.
Boomstick: Then in 1971 like most food products, Cheetos needed a mascot to symbolize them.
Wiz: Introducing Cheetos Mouse! He-
Boomstick: Cheetos Mouse!? What ever happened to talking about Chester Cheetah!
Wiz: You didn't let me finish. Cheetos Mouse was the original Cheetos' mascot until 1979 where he disappeared from existence. Seven years later in 1986, the 18" Chester Cheetah made his debut and remained as the Cheetos' mascot till today.
Boomstick: Chester Cheetah is such a cool character! He's got cool looking shades, a cool design, and a cool sounding voice.
Wiz: Chester is of course a cheetah. The cheetah is the fastest animal on the planet, capable of reaching speeds up to 70 miles per hour and can accelerate from 0 to 68 miles per hour in only three seconds.
Boomstick: Except Chester has shown to possibly be even faster than that.
Wiz: A cheetah has black “tear marks” near its eyes to keep sunlight out of its eyes, to aid in hunting, and to see far distances. Although a cheetah can run up to high speeds, its body wasn't built for long distance running as It is more of a sprinter. Similar to a rudder for a boat, Cheetahs can use their tails to help steer when running. A cheetah has claws that it can use like cleats to help the animal reach its top speeds.
Boomstick: The claws can also be used as a fine weapon for scratching and slashing opponents. As for his other powers: Chester has shown to be able to jump several times his own height to sneak into the Cheeto production company, has superhuman strength, super speed, superhuman durability, is force sensitive and has a lightsaber from freaking Star Wars, and has some knowledge of magic (Shrinking people and making them disappear).
Wiz: Chester has his own motorcycle with several built in gadgets, a bag of Hot Cheetos that give him the ability of pyrokinesis and whenever someone else eats it they'll explode, he has a bag of Cheeto Puffs that can blow people up like a balloon, owns a motorboat and skateboard, and has a guitar that makes him temporarily invincible.
Boomstick: Chester has been shown strong enough to tear concrete from the ground and then chase a vehicle with the concrete weighing him down, resisted the pull of several tornadoes with his spots being ripped off, held the weight of a giant cage filled with animals while floating down from the sky using a parachute, and destroyed a mansion with his barehands. Or is it bare paws?
Wiz: Chester is incredibly durable: Tanked a fall from the height of skyscrapers, smashing headfirst into a wall which left a massive crack, shot into a water tower so hard he goes straight through it and then came out in the form of a liquid, getting shot into outer space by an exploding rocket, and getting crushed by multiple objects.
Boomstick: Remember how earlier we stated that Chester could move even faster than the speed of a normal cheetah, well: He zipped around a room so fast that he was a blur, created after images, when running underwater his feet were a blur, and took down a robot with a pretzel before it could even react.
Wiz: As for other feats: Chester destroyed a mountain just by crunching on a Cheeto, can enter the world of comic-books by jumping into one, and pushed the 4th wall away.
Boomstick: Flash, Quicksilver, Sonic? Move out of the way because a new speedster is in town!
Chester Cheetah: "It's not easy being cheesy."
Intermission[]
Wiz: The combatants are set!
Boomstick: It's time for a DEATHH BATTTLEEE!
DEATH BATTLE[]
In the middle of some park, a group of kids are sitting around a circular table after playing for hours on the playground.
Kid #1: Man I'm hungry...
Kid #2: Same, I didn't even eat breakfast!
Kid #3: We should all go get something to eat.
???: No need because I'm here to save the day!
The kids turn around and see an anthropomorphic cheetah walking up to them. The cheetah pulls his sunglasses down and winks at them.
Chester Cheetah: Names Chester Cheetah and I've got the solution to your problems.
Kids: You do?
Chester nods and pulls out a bag of Cheetos out of nowhere. He opens the bag and gestures the kids to dig in.
???: Hold it right there! You kids require something a bit more healthy.
Tony the Tiger strolls up to the kids and takes out a box of Frosted Flakes. He sets it on the table with all the kids looking very confused.
Chester: Excuse me my muscular, striped friend but the kids don't need your bland cereal. They require something with little bit more crunch and tasty.
Tony: Bland! You think your messy Cheetos are better? You disgust me!
Chester and Tony stare at one another gritting their teeth. Their paws retract their claws and they both lunge at one another while making animal like sounds.
Chester and Tony: Bring it on you pussy cat!
The kids scream and run away to safety as Chester jumps on top of Tony and begins pounding him in the head with his paws. Tony roars as he pulls Chester off by grabbing his feet and then slams him through the table. Cheetos and Frosted Flakes fly everywhere.
Chester: You're strong, but I'm faster.
Chester quickly dodges a punch from Tony and zips right behind him. Chester lands a couple of hits on Tony's back and in his side. Tony turns around for a swing, but misses and Chester punches him in the face. Chester is too quick for Tony so he does a Hulk smash on the ground that creates a shockwave, sending Chester flying into a nearby playground.
Tony: Can't believe a cheetah thinks he can beat me, a tiger!
Chester fixes his sunglasses as Tony walks up to him and cracks his knuckles. Chester slides past between Tony's legs and wacks him in the head with his skateboard before making his escape.
Tony: Why you!
Tony chucks some Frosted Flakes into his mouth. Feeling powered up, Tony pursuits after Chester by shapeshifting into a bird.
Chester: Those Frosted Flakes are certainly something. Luckily, I have some of my own power ups.
Chester eats a couple of Hot Cheetos, his body bursting into flames. Chester breathes some fire at his enemy, but Tony dodges it and shape-shifts into a ball. The ball falls from the sky and knocks Chester off his board. Tony transforms back into his normal form and snaps the skateboard in half. Meanwhile, Chester takes out his motorcycle and accelerates towards Tony.
The front part of the bike turns into a buzzsaw, but Tony rolls out of the way. Chester's bike then slams into a tree and cuts it down.
Tony: Come here!
Chester smiles and activates his motorcycle's cannon. It opens up from the back and fires several large Cheeto balls that stagger Tony. Tony quickly catches one of the Cheeto balls and throws it right back into the cannon. It blocks and overloads the cannon, causing it to explode. Chester flies right out of the explosion, holding his burning behind. Then Chester lands on the ground hard enough to create massive cracks.
Chester: Well that was some ride...
Tony: And it ends here!
Tony replaces his black stripes with electrical ones. His body surges with electricity. Tony grins and makes finger guns with his hands. He aims and unleashes a barrage of electricity at Chester who dodges them using his super speed. However, one of the blasts knocks Chester into a tree. Tony quickly runs up and bear hugs Chester, electrocuting him.
Chester: Get your stinking paws off me! You damn dirty tiger!
While being electrocuted, Chester throws a Cheeto Puff into Tony's mouth.
Tony: What did you do!?
Tony's body blows up like a balloon and he loses his grip on Chester. The cheetah laughs with his fur being burn't and smoking.
Chester: Got ya.
Tony's body slowly deflates, but Chester doesn't waste this opportunity. Chester leaps in front of Tony and rapidly bicycle kicks him in the face. Tony opens his mouth and bites down on Chester leg. Chester screams as Tony shakes him around like a rag-doll.
Chester: Let me go!
Using his other unharmed leg, Chester rapidly kicks Tony in the eyes who eventually opens his mouth giving Chester the time to free his leg.
Chester: See ya later Tony!
Chester sprints towards the reader's perspective and attempts to break through the 4th wall. He almost succeeded if it weren't for Tony extending his arms.
Tony: Get over here!
Tony retracts his arms and slams Chester into the ground with only his head sticking out. Circling around Chester's head are flying Cheetos, but he shakes his head and the Cheetos disappear.
Tony: Lets see how you can fight when stuck in one place.
Chester: Nice try, but you can't keep a Cheetah still.
Chester spins his body like a tornado fast enough to drill through the ground. Dirt flies into Tony's eyes, blinding him for couple seconds. Tony wipes the dirt out of his eyes and stares into the hole, but Chester has drilled so far down that not even his super eyesight can spot him. Tony looks around and finds a string of Cheetah hair. He smells the hair and gets Chester's scent.
Tony: Hmmm, he smells... CLOSE!
Chester leaps out of the ground and kicks Tony hard in the leg. Tony cries out from the pain. He glances at Chester and yells out his catchphrase as loud as he can. The park trembles, civilians fall onto the ground, and leaves fall from nearby trees, but Chester holds his ground. Chester grabs onto a near pole and resists the yell.
Chester puts a Hot Cheeto into his mouth and breathes fire towards Tony who stops yelling. However, before the fire comes into contact, Tony summons his tiger armor and hockey stick. The fire has no effect on Tony as he walks forward with ease.
Chester: Oh no...
Tony wacks Chester in the head with the hockey stick. Chester grunts and force pushes Tony away. Tony plants his hockey stick in the ground to stop him from flying further. He is shocked to see Chester who is now wearing Jedi robes and activating a lightsaber. Chester lifts his lightsaber up and down, gesturing Tony to come forward.
Tony rushes forward and swings his hockey stick. This time Chester counters it by quickly slicing the stick into many pieces.
Tony: Time for another power-up!
Tony eats some Supercharged Frosted Flakes which greatly increase his strength and muscles. Chester swings his lightsaber but Tony grabs him by the wrist. Tony squeezes Chester's wrist hard enough for him to drop his lightsaber. Tony then headbutts Chester, but he force pushes Tony away again.
Tony: Time for my final move.
Tony spins his arm at fast speeds and rushes forward. Meanwhile, Chester quickly reacts by pulling out his guitar. When Chester was close enough, Tony punched him so hard that it sent him flying into outer space. Chester crashes into the moon and ricochets back down to earth. When landing he creates a giant explosion that turns the park into a giant crater. Tony climbs out of the rubble with some bruises and a black eye.
Tony: It seems like Frosted Flakes is superior after all!
All of a sudden, Chester also crawls out of the rubble but in fine condition.
Tony: Impossible! How did you survive!
Chester: My guitar is one of a kind Hehe.
Tony: RAHH!
Tony leaps at Chester to strangle him. Chester however takes out his magic wand and begins chanting strange words. Tony's body is surrounded in smoke and symbols.
Tony: I don't feel so GRRreatt!
Tony's body quickly shrinks and vanishes out of existence. Chester sighs and throws away the wand. He winks at the reader's perspective before the world fades to black and ends similar to the Looney Tune's ending, but as a Cheetos parody.
KO!
Results[]
Boomstick: What! How did a cheetah beat a tiger!?
Wiz: Well, first we are going to split the results into multiple sections: Arsenal, strength, durability, and speed. First, arsenal. Both Tony and Chester have a pretty good arsenal of equipment and abilities. While Tony has more powers including his shapeshifting, tiger armor, hockey stick, electric form, extendable arms, and super catchphrase. Chester's smaller arsenal of tech and stronger powers like the force and magic should be able to help him last longer and even help him defeat Tony.
Boomstick: He could force choke Tony as he has been shown to need air to breathe unlike Chester has, give him a Hot Cheeto to explode Tony from the inside, or simply make Tony vanish using magic. Chester also has better toon force. He pushed the 4th wall away and jumped into a comic-book world.
Wiz: Second, strength. Now Tony is obviously a lot stronger than Chester, especially in his supercharged form where he was able to punch a boxing sack so hard it ricocheted around a room, over power a circus strength meter which goes to tiger, and kick a ball to the moon and have it ricochet back to earth in 3 seconds. Compared to Chester who was able take down a mansion and tear off concrete. However, Chester's tech like his special guitar makes him temporarily invincible so that should allow him to survive a couple of hits.
Boomstick: Chester super speed also gives him an advantage and allows him to quickly dodge attacks by Tony.
Wiz: Third, durability. Tony has survived hundreds of hockey pucks flying at him, able to tank a piranha attack, and tank falling through 3 floors of building.
Boomstick: But, that is all pretty weak when compared to Chester. Chester has survived getting shot into space by an exploding rocket, went through a water tower only for him to exit as an orange puddle, survived a fall from skyscraper heights, and resisted several tornadoes which ripped off his spots.
Wiz: Lastly, speed. Of course Chester takes this category. Being a cheetah he can run 70 miles per hour while a tiger can only run about 40 miles per hour.
Boomstick: Chester has run fast enough to be seen as a blur, created after images, and his feet were a blur when running underwater. Meanwhile, Tony was shown only able to react to one puck in his base form until he got his tiger armor and hockey stick. Even if Tony can react fast enough, Chester's better equipment would make it even harder to fight against.
Wiz: The winner is Chester Cheetah