| Thor vs King Dedede | |
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| Season 1, Episode 2 | |
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| Air date | November 25, 2020 |
| Written by | BuzzLightyear12345 |
| Directed by | BuzzLightyear12345 |
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Thor vs King Dedede is the second Death Battle from BuzzLightyear12345 featuring King Dedede from the Kirby series battling against Thor from Marvel Comics.
Description[]
Marvel vs Kirby. Which hammer wielding royal will win this bout?
Intro[]
Boomstick: Sometimes, the best way of fighting isn't with your fists or magic or all that stuff, it's just beating the ever living crap out of it with your hammer!
Wiz: And these two have proven that, despite how odd that statement was, it's not entirely wrong.
Boomstick: Thor, the God of Thunder.
Wiz: And King Dedede, the ruler of Dreamland.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to anaylze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.
Thor[]
Wiz: Marvel Comics, a company nearly as big as their eternal rival DC, has created a plethora of characters throughout their VERY long life span, whether it's characters who are known for their heroics and deeds...
Boomstick: Or if they're one overpowered mother fucker that keeps us up all night trying to research them! And one of these bad boys is Thor, God of Thunder and Oak Trees! Yes, that last part is a legitimate fact. Although he's defintely not as cool as Hulk or as memorable as Iron Man, he's still pretty strong, especially for a dude who wasn't even created by Marvel to begin with!
Wiz: Thor is the son of Odin and brother of the God of Mischief, Loki; he was originally more arrogant until one day his dad decided that the best way for him to not be arrogant anymore is to go to earth and become powerless.
Boomstick: Oh, and he's also gotta be played by Chris Hemsworth. That'll teach him.
Wiz: Eventually, after falling in love with a woman named Jane Foster and in turn learning humility, Odin decided to bring him back, where he now currently defends Asgard and the Nine Realms. And...that's about it for his backstory. Pretty short, I know.
Boomstick: Eh, the backstory is always the lamest part of these anaylsises anyways. Let's just get to the actual cool stuff already!
Wiz: Right off the bat, Thor's main weapon is his trusty hammer Mjolnir, a hammer that was forged from the core of a star, works in a variety of ways. With it, Thor's not only able to strike enemies with incredible force but even throw his own hammer like a boomerang at his opponent, always coming back to him some way or another.
Boomstick: He can even use it to fly around too if he spins it fast enough! And that's not all, with this baby he can even control the weather somewhat as well! Shoot lightning, create tornadoes by just spinning it, and create earthquakes just by slamming it into the ground! Just imagine how many Whack-A-Mole records you could break with that thing!
Wiz: And if you thought that was all Mjolnir could do, boy would you be mistaken. As if Mjolnir wasn't already powerful enough, Thor's even capable of performing attacks such as the God Blast, which allows Thor to channel different types of energy in combination with his hammer's mystical properties to shoot an all powerful blast. And with the Anti-Force blast, Thor's able to destroy planets.
Boomstick: Marvel and DC just really love making their characters as broken as possible, don't they?
Wiz: Mjolnir is also capable of energy absorption and redirection, able to absorb an enemy's energy related attack at will and fire it right back at them immediately, making it a pretty impressive counter move. There's also its inane ability to create force fields, portal creation, power nullifying, time travelling, mind control, energy sensing, and even Thermo Blasting, which allows him to fire a blast capable of shaking the universe...that can destroy multiple planets at once.
Boomstick: Mother of god..
Wiz: He's also equipped with the Meging Jord, a belt that increases Thor's already godly strength, regenerating, and can even make people forget all their memories, although he's only done this with humans. And we haven't even touched his feats yet.
Boomstick: Thor's been able to lift the Midgard Serpent, once destroyed dozens of stars during his battle with Beta Ray Bill, his clash with Gorr destroyed entire worlds, defeated the Phoenix Force, survived a planet busting bomb and one shotted the Hulk. Surely he's gotta have SOME weaknesses, right? No one can be this overpowered and get away with it!
Wiz: He does, not to worry. He's cocky, and if Odin takes away the Odin-Force, he becomes powerless, and despite being a god, he can still die in combat.
Boomstick: Keyword being CAN. That is, if you can even survive all the bullshit he's able to throw at you to begin with. May God have mercy on whoever gets on this guy's bad side.
"Heed my words, evildoers! If thou dost wish to challenge the Odin son, thou will face the divine power of MIGHTY MJOLNIR! Never shall the God of Thunder RELENT!"
King Dedede[]
Wiz: In the somewhat peaceful planet of Popstar dwells many inhabitants, some being heroic and friendly like Kirby, the planet's protector, some are rather stoic and serious like his rival Meta Knight...
Boomstick: Some of them even manage to give me a headache like Tiff and Tuff! But none of them are nearly as notorious or notable as its ruler himself, King Dedede, a penguin so powerful that the word King is his first name! He contains such a raw, powerful essence inside of him that just by crouching he can fill his enemies with fear!
Wiz: Boomstick, are you okay?
Boomstick: I think Thor's anaylsis has driven me insane.
Wiz: Anyways, as the name implies, Dedede is the king of Dreamland, or in the very least the self proclaimed king of Dreamland. He really only made himself king because no one else really cared enough to do anything about it. If there's one thing to note about Dreamland, it's that its citizens are almost as lazy as Dedede himself, and he knows it.
Boomstick: At first, he detested the pink puffball and did anything he could to try and get rid of him: Steal Dreamland's food, send monsters after him every other day, heck, he even challenges him to 1 on 1 cage matches just to defeat him! As time went by, however, the king's slowly turned from less of a villain into more of just an asshole, being more of a rival to Kirby if anything.
Wiz: He's even helped out Kirby on the occasion, such as during the events of Return to Dreamland and Kirby Triple Deluxe. He's defintely gone through some character development over the years, although whether that's a good thing or a bad thing is up to interpretation.
Boomstick: It's a bad thing if you ask me! He doesn't have that Southern Accent anymore! He just sounds like a demonic duck now if anything! They're doing my man dirty here, Wiz!
Wiz: I...suppose?....but nevertheless, during his days when he actually did fight Kirby, he's achieved plenty of abilities and skills to help him during situations of combat. His main weapon, like his opponent, would be his trusty hammer. While it may look as if it's just a wooden mallet, it actually contains solid steel within its compartments as well, able to do things such as shooting missiles, activating a flamethrower, shooting out bombs and even hitting people with the full force of a jet thruster. Put on a mask, and he practically becomes a completely different person.
Boomstick: Too bad it's practically impossible to hit anyone with that in Smash! Seriously, who even uses that move?
Wiz: Dedede's also able to make his hammer change...elements...somewhat, depending on what hits it. If it's hit by fire, it'll become a fire empowered hammer, ice makes it an ice empowered hammer, electricity makes it an electric powered hammer, so on and so forth. And when that's not enough, he's also able to utilize the Star Hammer, a hammer that's even bulkier and more durable than his basic hammer, not to mention he can resummon a new one if a hammer breaks.
Boomstick: He's even picked up a few tricks from "dat dere Kerbeh" too, where he's also able to inhale opponents and puff himself up to float around. Unfortunately, he can't copy abilities. According to the creator himself, the reason he can't is that he's "already perfect".
Wiz: Dedede's also capable of tackling his opponents by...sliding on the floor, which probably hurts him as much as it hurts his enemy. He's also quite proficient with electricity, able to summon it from his hands and fire beams of it to attack his foes. And just when you thought he wasn't big enough, he can grow in size, being able to become as big as his castle and dwarf Kirby in seconds.
Boomstick: He's also able to literally make his minions do the work for him by just chucking them at the enemy! Waddle Dees, Doos, even Gordos, he can just yank them out of nowhere and throw them right away, although recently he's grown to prefer punting Gordos more rather than just chucking them, which not only makes it stronger but makes it easier for him to spam it non-stop too.
Wiz: Dedede's gone toe to toe with Kirby multiple times, a person we all know is MUCH more powerful than he looks. He's defeated Dark Meta Knight, Queen Sectonia and Shadow Dedede, can keep up with Kirby's Warp Star which moves faster than light, was able to steal all the stars in Dreamland by himself, and was even able to spit Kirby into space.....gross.
Boomstick: He's even created an animated show about himself, and along with a snail with a mustache, practically carried another animated show too! And to think they were played by the same guy..
Wiz: However, Dedede's unfortunately a rather flawed individual.
Boomstick: You take that back!
Wiz: If he wins this, I'll take back everything I'm about to say. Deal?
Boomstick: Deal. I can handle your slander until then!
Wiz: Right, as I was saying, Dedede's lazy, has been frequently brainwashed to the point of it becoming a weekly thing, his Jet Hammer can hurt him if he charges it too long, he's never actually won a fight against Kirby and he's somewhat of an idiot too, preferring to run into action rather than thinking it through.
Boomstick: Although, let's be honest here, does he really need to strategize when he's carrying a hammer like that all the time? I certainly would need to if I was like him!
Wiz: Despite all of this, Dedede's a formidable foe, and even though his kingship is debatable, it's no secret that he'd probably beat the tar out of anyone who attempts to try and usurp him...unless it's Kirby, that is.
"DERE'S ONLEH ONE BONAFIDE RULAH OF CAPPYTOWN AND DAT'S ME, KING DEDEDE!"
Interlude[]
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all.
Boomstick: It's time for a Death Battle!
Death Battle[]
One, stormy night, in a castle located around the highest peak of Dreamland lived the king of the land himself, King Dedede. Inside his dark and somewhat creepy castle, the king and his best friend/whipping mule Escargoon had just done their greatest scheme yet: They'd stolen all the stars from the skies! What were these two planning on doing with these, you may ask? They were going to sell them for money in hopes of paying off the debt to NME they had.
Dedede: "Heh heh heh! Ah guess ah realleh am da stah now, ain't ah Escahgoon?"
Escargoon: "What do you mean, sire? I was the one who made this machine to begin with! If anything, I should get all the credit he-" Dedede whacks Escargoon on the head with his mallet, creating a comically oversized bump on his head, causing him to rub his head in pain as the oversized penguin let out a laugh.
Escargoon: "Ugh..I think I'm starting to see stars now too.."
Dedede: "If dis all goes ta plan, ah'll not only get outtah debt from dose NME crooks but ah'll even be richeh than before! Ah wouldn't need ta hire uh monstah to get rid uh dat Kerbeh no more, ah'd be able to make mah own supah weaponreh! And dis time, ain't nobodeh gonna get in mah way!"
Just then, a loud, thundrous roar could be heard, a burst of lightning appearining right in front of Escargoon and Dedede's eyes.
Escargoon: "He opened his big mouth.."
Coming from the burst of lightning was a Viking looking god, being Thor, the god of thunder. He raised his hammer and spun it a few times to give off a menancing appearance.
Thor: "Heed thy words, evil doer! Thoust put backeth the stars in the night sky or thou will taste the god of thunder's wrath!"
Escargoon: "Sire, this guy looks like he means business. Let's just put the stars back and call it a night, what do ya say?"
Dedede bonks Escargoon on the head, knocking the snail out cold. He then proceeded to pull out his hammer and leap up to where Thor was, a menancing grin appearing on his face.
Dedede: "You think ya'll can just bust right into mah castle and tell meh what ta do?! Ah'm da king around 'ere, and what I say goes and what ah do goes, ya hear?! Now get outtah here befo' ah clobbah ya and dat silleh costume ya wearin'!"
Thor: "Foolish mortal! Thou wicked deeds must no longer go unpunished! I shall smite thee once and for all!"
FIGHT!
King Dedede wastes no time and swings his hammer at Thor, who blocks with his arm, restraining the might of Dedede's swing before striking the king back with Mjolnir, knocking the king backwards as he stumbled. He quickly shakes off the damage before leaping into the air and inflating himself, floating around above Thor's head in an attempt to slam down at him. Thor, noticing what his enemy was attempting to do, shot a lightning blast from Mjolnir up towards where Dedede was, who was surprisingly able to dodge it. Before Thor could attempt to shoot another, Dedede slammed down into Thor with his Super Dedede Jump, stunning the God of Thunder. Dedede then proceeds to rapidly jab the Asgardian with rapid strikes, knocking and bruising Thor before swinging his hammer into the air, launching Thor skyhigh. As Thor was sent flying away, Dedede started to let out a belly laugh, thinking this was going to be an easy fight for him.
However, Thor, enraged by his opponent's arrogance, begins spinning his hammer rapidly while flying in the air, summoning a tornado that starts to vaccuum everything in, including Escargoon and the Waddle Dees. Dedede attempts to outrun this, but wasn't fast enough and slid right into the vortex, getting knocked around by the tornado's affects. Thor flies down to where Dedede was and punches him twice before spinning his hammer and throwing it right into the king's stomach, sending him rocketing out of the castle and sliding into Green Greens.
Dedede: "Uh...dat kinda hurt....maybe dis gah ain't as puneh as ah thought.."
In a matter of seconds, Thor was seen flying after Dedede, breaking out of the castle and launching a God Blast towards the king, who jumps at the last second. Trying to catch his breath, Dedede grabs Gordoes and starts punting them at Thor like crazy. To the king's horror, however, Thor spun his hammer and created a portal, sending the Gordos into the portal before closing them away. Dedede, realizing just what this opponent of his could do, immediately starting going for the big guns and pulled out his Star Hammer, before charging at Thor full sprint.
Dedede: "Yo gonnah pay for what ya did to mah lackies, ya fool!"
Thor: "Thy words mean nothing to Thor, the God of Thunder! Thou have done this to thyself!"
Dedede swings his Star Hammer at Thor, attempting to squish him. However, Mjolnir was surprisingly a match for the hammer. The two engaged in a struggle until Dedede gained the upper hand and hit Thor with a brutal swing to the chin, sending him flying upwards. Dedede then leaps into the air and attempts to hit Thor again, only for Thor to stop the hammer mid swing and grabbed the king and his hammer with a tight grip. In a matter of seconds, the god of thunder began spinning wildly in circles, going around and around with the king before eventually throwing him into the ground, creating a massive crater from the explosion. To add even more to this, Thor blasts Dedede with a powerful jolt of lightning, electrocuting the king as he fell to the ground in massive pain. Thor began to float down towards his opponent, hammer in hand.
Thor: "Does thou concede, wicked one?"
Dedede, bruised and burnt badly along with probably having a few broken bones, slowly got to his feet, his face turning from one of cockiness to one of sheer rage.
Dedede: "Ah ain't nevah givin' up to a scrawny lil' punk like you! Ah'll break dat stupid hammer of yo's for all dis!"
Dedede, within seconds flat, threw his Mask on and pulled out his metallic hammer, before letting out a yell of anger as he started firing missiles at the god of thunder. Thor was caught off guard by the missiles, pushing him back a distance, but not doing too much. With a sigh, Thor equips the Meging Jord and begins spinning his hammer wildly, lobbing it once more at the king aiming for his head. However, this time, King Dedede was able to redirect it with a swing of his hammer, sending it flying away from him as he charged at his opponent. Thor's hammer immediately came back to him just in time to counter Dedede's vicious strike, before landing a hard punch to the king's mask, denting it as the king was sent sliding back in pain. Before Kirby's frenemy could even get to his senses, Thor flew straight into him, the two moving faster than the eye could see.
What was happening during all this, however? Why, Thor was practically scrubbing the floor with Dedede, smashing him through the dirt as he continued flying at incredible speeds. Dedede, battered and bleeding, did a last ditch effort and attempted to inhale Thor as he was being dragged through the dirt. Surprisingly, his trick worked, allowing him to get back to his feet and spit Thor into a boulder. Before Thor could even have a chance to get to his feet, Dedede performed his slide tackle, slamming into Thor and sending him stumbling back, the Asgardian getting to his feet quickly as did the Dreamland king.
Thor: "Thou are a worthy foe, I will admit, but this battle shall continue no further!"
Dedede: "Ah was...thinkin'...da same thing...blondieh! Let's end dis!"
The two charge at each other, slamming their hammers at each other with a powerful swing. Their struggle was vast, sparks flying from both sides as the two attempted to get an advantage on the other. Just as things were starting to seem equal, the God of Thunder let out a loud slam from his hammer, disarming Dedede and practically breaking his hand from the sheer blow of the attack. Dedede was then greeted with a blast of lightning from Mjolnir, breaking his mask as the king stood there, stunned from the blow, giving Thor the perfect opportunity to start swinging his hammer wildly. As Dedede broke out of his stunned trance, he could only watch in horror as what Thor was about to do.
Thor: "Farewell, thy wicked one!"
Before Dedede could bat an eye, Thor fired a God Blast, doing MASSIVE damage to Dedede. He was barely alive, heavily breathing on his knees. He closed his eyes and accepted his fate, for he was seconds after immediately hit by an Anti-Force blast, creating a massive explosion where Dedede was standing. When the coast was clear, Dedede was nothing more than ashes on the ground, the only thing remaining of Dreamland's king was his hat.
KO!
Results[]
Boomstick: In the arms...of an angel...your death won't be in vain, you beautiful bastard.
Wiz: Dedede is an incredibly tough opponent, his scaling to Kirby and his FTL feat of keeping up with the Warp Star make him a valiant fighter indeed. However, for as tough as Dedede was, Thor was tougher, having a direct counter for anything Dedede could do. Dedede is on par with Kirby, yes, but Thor is on par with characters much stronger, such as Thanos, Gorr, Beta Ray Bill and even the Hulk, who he one shotted by the way.
Boomstick: Dedede's quick, having FTL speeds thank to his Warp Star scaling, but Thor was EVEN faster, able to travel across the universe in a very short amount of time. And while Dedede can certainly take a beating, Thor's durability is even tougher! He's survived hits from Silver Surfer and Galactus after all! Dedede didn't have a hope of a chance actually putting this guy down, as sad as I am to admit that.
Wiz: To make matters worse, Thor's Mjolnir abilities could also easily screw over Dedede. For example, Mjolnir could easily power nullify Dedede and make him completely powerless if he felt like it, Mjolnir could also obliterate the King with ease with something such as a God Blast to a Thermo Blast, the latter being strong enough to shake an entire universe. Thor could even make Dedede lose his memory and forget why he was even attacking to begin with, considering that Dedede is known to be easily brainwashed by entities such as Dark Matter.
Boomstick: I guess you could say Dedede should've reconsidered fighting him be-Thor it was too late.
Wiz: The winner is Thor.
Advantages and Disadvantages[]
Thor - WINNER:
- +Surprisingly much stronger than Dedede
- +Faster
- +Much more durable
- +Insane hax gave him plenty of ways to win
- +More experienced
- -Doesn't have Southern Accent or smug crouch pose
King Dedede - LOSER:
- +Has Southern Accent and crouch pose
- -Everything else
Next Time on Death Battle[]
Two of video game's most notorious arch-rivals, both being characters that contain similar movesets to their enemy. One of them being a hedgehog, the other being a raging demon.
SHADOW VS AKUMA - COMING SOON