| Thor (Marvel) vs Thor (Norse)
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| Season | 3 |
| Season Episode | 8 |
| Written by | GetSkadooshed |
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This is a What If? Death Battle by GetSkadooshed. It features Thor from Marvel Comics and Thor from Norse Mythology.
Description[]
Two versions of the god of thunder go head to head.
Intro[]
Wiz: Thor from Marvel Comics, a superhero take on him.
Boomstick: And Thor from Norse Mythology, the original Thor.
Wiz: Today we'll research their armors, weapons and skills to find out which god of thunder, wielders of Mjolnir, prince of Asgard, and son of Odin would win...
Boomstick: IN A DEATH BATTLE!!!!!!!!!!!
Thor (Marvel)[]
(Cue Thor's Theme Marvel vs Capcom 3)
Wiz: In Earth-616 there is a small pocket-dimension adjacent to Earth called Asgard, home to a race of extradimensional humanoid beings known as the Asgardians.
Boomstick: Hehe more like Assgardians.
Wiz: Damn you Boomstick... Hundreds of years ago these beings were worshipped as gods by people from Scandinavia, Britain, and Northern Europe.
Boomstick: Vikings!
Wiz: One of these gods was Thor, otherwise known as the "God of Thunder". He was the blood-son of Odin, the All-Father and ruler of Asgard.
Boomstick: Young Thor would go on many adventures like training to become a skilled warrior, slaying monsters, exploring the realms, finding love, and growing up with his brother Loki who obviously isn't extremely jealous of him and wouldn't betray him sometime in the future.
Wiz: But one event that would change Thor's life forever would have to be the creation of Mjolnir.
Boomstick: Millnear is a weird choice for the name of a powerful weapon.
Wiz: No Boomstick it is pronounced as Mjolnir, Me-yol-neer.
Boomstick: Sounds the same to me? Continuing, Thor had to wait until he was much older to finally wield it and use its power, but screw that let's skip to the point when he finally does master it!
Wiz: Mjolnir was forged from the extremely special metal Uru and combined with various enchantments by Odin to increase its power even further.
Boomstick: The hammer has a worthiness enchantment that prevents anyone from wielding it unless they are worthy, it can fly back to Thor as if he was using the Force, he can fly at tremendous speeds by hurling the hammer with great force, hover mid-air by spinning it like helicopter blades, absorb energies like from stars or explosions, and he can manipulate the weather to summon storms, hurricanes, tornadoes, and of course firing lightning which is quite helpful during his battles.
Wiz: If all of that fails then Thor can produce an indescribable attack known as the Anti-Force which is capable of blowing up a planet. But if that also fails then he can channel a combination of his godly energies and mystical energies of Mjolnir to unleash a massive energy beam known as the God-Blast which is way more powerful, powerful enough to kill immortals and god-like beings. He's used this to destroy the Brain Dome of the mighty Celestial Exitar, damaged a starving Galactus, and knocked down the Skymother Majeston Zelia.
Boomstick: Even if you take away his hammer Thor isn't completely useless as he still has his 1000 years of fighting experience, super strength, durability, a healing factor, immunity to diseases, and speed.
Wiz: He is strong enough to pull the World Serpent (This snake is big/long enough to encircle the Earth) off of the planet, capable of lifting small planets and destroying them, battled Hercules (Marvel's version), snapped adamantium alloy cables, dent Captain America's shield, go one-on-one with the Hulk on many occasions, defeated the Devourer of Worlds Galactus, harmed the multiverse threat Chaos King, and has gone up against Gorr the God Butcher who as his title suggests he butchers literal gods.
Boomstick: Thor is incredibly durable as he's survived plenty of attacks from planet busters. He survived a planet exploding on him, took a punch from Hyperion who is stated to have the power to destroy earth, walked and survived being in literal stars/suns, took a heat beam from the Destroyer which was claimed hot enough to melt the planet, hits from Thanos, punches to the face from Juggernaut, and battled the overpowered Sentry.
Wiz: Thor is incredibly fast capable of reacting to gunfire, missiles, flies many times the speed of light, quickly crossed our solar system, and he can even time travel if he spins his hammer fast enough. However, Thor isn't 100% invulnerable as pretty much any powerful being with enough physical or magical force can harm, KO, or even kill him. Examples with magic include Loki turning him into a frog or Odin banishing him to earth in the form of a handicapped human. As for some fighters who can give him a run for his money include the likes of Sentry, Thanos, Mangog, Hulk, etc.
Boomstick: But even then the god of thunder doesn't give up quite easily, protecting the universe from the forces of evil either by himself or with the Avengers. You know there's a reason he is known as the strongest Avenger.
Thor: "Hear me Galactus! I am Thor the Thunderer, son of Odin, prince of Asgard but today above all things I am an Avenger and this world is under my protection!"
Thor (Norse)[]
Wiz: To separate the two Thors we are going to use his name in Norse Mythology, Þórr. Just like Marvel's Thor, Þórr was the son of Odin and Jord and wielder of Mjolnir. He is an Aesir which is another name for the gods of the pantheon in the Norse religion. He was married to several different women and had three children Magni, Modi, and Thrud. He was known as the god of thunder, fertility, strength, and oak trees.
Boomstick: Ah yes trees, but not just any tree, oak trees, and only oak trees.
Wiz: He was represented as a temperamental middle-aged man with red hair, bushy eyebrows, and a manly beard.
Boomstick: Compared to Marvel's version, Þórr is an interesting person. He loves to eat, drink, protect humanity, is a great warrior, has a violent temper when fighting, and liked socializing with those who worshipped him. I'm talking about him visiting someone's birthday party, funeral, weddings, and he will even have dinner with you! So if you're ever a lonely loser like me then all you'll have to do is praise him. A lot.
Wiz: But above all things Þórr loved to fight and battle, rarely passing on an opportunity to crack some skulls. His incredible power and strength are probably the reason why he appears in so many stories and tales. He carries several magical objects during his battles. First, is a magical belt called Megingjörd which doubles his godly strength. Second, he can't fly so instead he rides a chariot pulled by his two trusty goats, Tanngrisnir and Tanngnjóstr that he occasionally eats for a snack and then resurrects.
Boomstick: Damn what a stupid life that must be.
Wiz: When the chariot crosses the sky it is said to set the land beneath it on fire and make mountains burst open. Lastly, his magic war hammer Mjolnir forged by the dwarfs Brokkr and Eitri. To wield it he needs to wear a pair of iron gloves. The hammer is practically invincible, its size can shrink so that he can fit it within his shirt, stated to never miss its targets, and no matter how hard or far he throws it the hammer will always return.
Boomstick: Þórr has thousands of years of fighting experience, superhuman strength, superhuman durability, superhuman speed, immortality, great stamina, manipulate the weather by summon storms, rain, and hail, fire lightning/thunder at his foes, and has some weird cosmic creation thing like the time he created a star just by throwing someone's literal toe into space. Þórr is stated to be one of or if not the strongest Norse god in the pantheon, yes may even surpass his freaking dad. He is strong enough to pull Jörmungandr (The Midgard Serpent) from the ocean with a fishing line and once lifted its paw when the snake was in the disguise of a cat.
Wiz: During this moment Þórr was creating earthquakes and may have destroyed the planet, potentially the universe if someone didn't stop him.
Boomstick: His strength is stated to be great enough to threaten the very structures that hold the whole universe together, shook the Earth with a strike from Mjolnir, managed to wrestle the literal concept of old age to a standstill with his physical strength and willpower, can easily destroy mountains and create entire valleys with the force of his attacks, killed many giants with ease (Though some giants are actually about the same size as Thor while others reach the size of skyscrapers and higher), and in his battle with Jörmungandr he shrunk the earth just by bonking the creature on the head!
Wiz: If Þórr ever gets angry his wrath can reach devastating levels causing the sky or heaven to burn, mountains to tremble, rocks suddenly exploding to bits, and practically splitting apart the earth. However, Þórr does have some flaws like he is hot-headed and isn't the brightest person. His hammer also doesn't have a worthy enchantment and is instead just really heavy. Another big flaw is that unlike other gods like from Greek, Norse's gods can actually die. No revives, just an infinite game over.
Boomstick: Introducing Ragnarok, a chaotic battle that foretold the destruction of the world and the death of many of its great figures, Þórr included.
Wiz: It was between the Norse gods led by Odin versus the fire giants and other monsters, led by Loki and Surtr.
Boomstick: LOKI YOU BACKSTABBING SNAKE!
Wiz: Odin is swallowed whole by the wolf Fenrir who then gets its jaws rip apart, Loki and Heimdallr kill each other, Surtr burns the whole planet, and all other life (Mankind, elves, dwarfs, etc) in the Norse cosmos is destroyed. As for Þórr, he dies in his battle against Jörmungandr, successfully managing to slay the colossal world wrapping serpent only to shortly die because of its poison. Its poison is stated to be like a running sea and it was flowing through the air and water (Though it is unknown if it is just earth or the whole universe).
Boomstick: But like what Jeff Goldblum said in Jurassic Park.
Ian Malcolm: "Life finds a way."
Boomstick: Life does find a way. Some gods who survived, most who are children of the previous fallen, and two human survivors, basically Adam and Eve, work together.
Wiz: Þórr's children Magni and Modi later inherit their father's iconic hammer, using it as a vital tool for rebuilding the world.
Ragnar: "He therefore feared the might of no supernatural prowess, save of the god Thor only, to the greatness of whose force nothing human or divine could fitly be compared."
Intermission[]
Wiz: The combatants are set and we've run through all possibilities. Let's end this debate once and for all!
Boomstick: IN A DEATH BATTTTLLLEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
DEATH BATTLE![]
In the city streets Thor is in a heated battle against the Absorbing Man who has armored his skin in metal. Thor evades a throw from his wrecking ball.
Thor: We can avoid this conflict if you just agree to return back to your cell Creel.
Absorbing Man: Oh come on Thor, by now you should know that I'm never going back.
Thor: Then so be it...
Absorbing Man spins his wrecking ball at fast speeds before hurling it at the hero. Thor slaps it away with his hammer then chucks Mjolnir at the supervillain's chest. Absorbing Man goes flying across New York until he starts heading downwards. The hammer quickly returns to Thor's hands. He flies straight after the villain. Absorbing Man crash lands hard at a dock, getting KOed when Thor superhero lands on his chest. The God of Thunder was victorious yet again.
Meanwhile, watching him from the sky in his chariot was Þórr. Thor feels rain drops tap his skin. He looks above to see a large storm come out of nowhere and blacken the whole city. Lightning lights up the sky and rain starts to shower people below. Confused, Thor flies up to get rid of the storm but quickly changes his attention towards Þórr.
Thor: Did you conjure up this storm?
Þórr: Of course I did I'm Thor, the thunder god!
Thor is very confused. This man looked like him but at the same time different so it couldn't be Loki in disguise.
Thor: I am also Thor...
Þórr: No you are a false idol! My worshippers spoke to me of another Thor who also visits Midgard, who also protects humanity, who also wields Mjolnir, and I didn't believe them at first, but my curiosity ended up leading me here.
Thor glances at his hammer then examines Þórr's hammer. Þórr's hands clenched the shaft of his weapon until his knuckles whitened.
Thor: I'm assuming you didn't just come here to chat.
Þórr: Yes, I also came here to challenge you to see which of us is the strongest! I want to see your full power!
Thor: You know there's a mortal saying that curiosity kills a cat.
Þórr: A cat sure, BUT WHAT ABOUT A GOD!
Þórr's hammer glows bright blue with lightning.
FIGHT![]
Þórr chucks his hammer at Thor's chest. He falls down towards the ocean and creates a large splash. The hammer returns to Þórr. He rotates it fast above him. The storm roars to fire multiple lightning strikes repeatedly into the water. Dead fish begin to float up to the surface. Suddenly, Thor's hammer flies straight out of the ocean like a bullet. It slams into Þórr's side, knocking him off his chariot and towards a street where he skips across the pavement like a stone on water.
Mjolnir returns underwater as Thor immediately lunges into the air.
Thor: HAVE AT THEE!
Þórr shoots a lightning bolt in which Thor redirects it back. Þórr shoots a second bolt to destroy the previous one. The city lights up for a second from the two bolts impacting one another.
Þórr: Excuse me mortals but I may need to use your weird looking carts.
Þórr whacks three cars at Thor, who easily slaps them away. During this Þórr also whistles for his chariot. Behind Thor, the two goats ram at his back and drive him through the road causing concrete to fly everywhere. Þórr laughs as Thor is trampled and runover before pulling himself up onto his ride. The chariot then bursts upwards to the highest buildings leaving Thor on the ground.
Thor: This is one strange day... which wouldn't be the first.
He stands back up and flies right after his opponent, the ground cracking apart from his liftoff.
Þórr: You young man are tougher than you look.
Thor: I am thousands of years old.
Þórr: Hmmm so am I. Must be the missing manly beard.
Thor manipulates the storm to unleash some thunder. Þórr however, absorbs them with his war hammer. Thor chucks his hammer at the two goats. It singly smashes them both to bits. The original Norse god loses controls and leaps off his chariot as it falls downwards. Both Thors swing their hammers at the same time. The impact creates a huge shockwave that shatters the windows of nearby buildings and shakes the city.
Þórr throws an uppercut into Thor's lower jaw. Thor then chucks Mjolnir at Þórr's stomach, it pushes the god all the way from New York to Mount Everest where he crashes into the side of the mountain. Marvel's Mjolnir returns at incredible speeds with Thor shortly reaching the landmark within seconds of his hammer's disappearance. Thor spins in a circular motion to summon a large tornado. It sucks Þórr in. Thor then electrifies the tornado with lightning to deal some extra damage.
Þórr slams his hammer on the ground to disrupt the tornado. Next he swings his hammer at Thor's head. He feels pain in the side of his skull. The two gods of thunder swing at each other. Þórr dodges the attack while also shrinking his hammer to the size of a coin. He expands it into Thor's face. Marvel's version is sent several miles away the mountain. He climbs out of a crater to feel the earth suddenly shake around him.
Thor: What is this now!?
He looks at the mountain which shakes and starts to "float". Actually, beneath it was Þórr who was using his godly strength to lift the mountain. It is chucked at Thor, who blows it apart with a barrage of lightning and thunder. Different sizes of rocks are scattered all over the landscape. Þórr looks at the destruction from their battle. He hears Thor yell out a war cry and sees the enemy Mjolnir coming at him. Þórr throws his own hammer and the two powerful weapons slam into each other. Both hammers are unable to overpower one another so they soar back to their owners.
The two Thors rush each other. Þórr lifts his hammer above his head and swings downward. Thor dodges the attack and grabs the Norse god by his cape. With one arm he drags Þórr to space, all the way to Mars. Thor steps on Þórr's chest and gestures him to yield. Þórr starts to get frustrated. He sweeps his leg.
Þórr: NEVER!
Þórr puts his hammer away in his shirt before throwing some hands. He claps his hands together to unleash a blast of lightning which knocks Thor to the ground, losing his grip on his hammer. Retrieving his hammer from his shirt, Þórr attempts to crush Thor's head. Thor summons Mjolnir back to him which knocks Þórr away. The two throw a flurry of hammer swings. Every impact shakes the planet and it begins to crack.
Þórr: FEEL MY WRATH!
Thor: I've already dealt with the wrath of the mighty Hulk before so I can deal with YOU!
The planet completely shatters to bits, exploding from the clash of the two gods. Thor floats in deep space he watches the debris of the planet that was once Mars float away. However, the battle isn't over yet as a large piece slowly coming towards him turns over to reveal Þórr is still alive.
Thor: You lived...
Þórr: Of course I did!
Þórr jumps from rock to rock but is shot away by blast of lightning. Thor electrifies his hammer, slamming it down on Þórr's right arm and breaking it. Þórr headbutts Thor off of him and switches his hammer to his left hand. He knocks him further away by throwing his Mjolnir. Without many options left, Þórr brutally tears off his right arm. It glows bright yellow as a cosmic force fills it up.
Þórr: BURN!
Þórr slaps the arm at Thor. It unexpectedly grows in size converting into a giant sun with Thor in the center. Despite the god burning from the heat of the star he still breathes. By raising his Mjolnir above his head it absorbs the entire sun.
Thor: I bet you've faced many powerful warriors and beings, but you've never faced me.
Þórr: Wh-w-what magic is this!?
Thor: You said it yourself, you wanted to see my full power. NOW FEEL THE POWER OF THE GOD-BLAST!
Thor channels a combination of his godly energies, the mystical energies of Mjolnir, and the energy of the sun to unleash a massive energy beam. Þórr faces the beam and lets out a loud war cry.
Þórr: BRING IT OOONNNNNNN!!
Þórr attempts to combat it by conjuring up a space storm, but it isn't enough. The beam overwhelms the Aesir vaporizing him from existence. Thor wipes some sweat from his forehead before flying back to earth.
KO!
RESULTS[]
Boomstick: Dang I hope none of the pieces from Mars devastates Earth.
Wiz: Now both Thors are indeed very powerful in their respective universes, but when pitting them up against each other Marvel's version is on another level.
Boomstick: Speed? Thor has proven to be a lot faster by flying at the speed of light and fighting plenty of incredibly fast beings. Þórr doesn't have many speed feats to even prove he's able to keep up. Lifting strength? Þórr has been strong enough to lift the World Serpent while Thor just straight up pulled the creature from the goddamn planet and into space! Though for striking strength both Thors are capable of destroying a planet, but Marvel's version is too durable anyway considering he's survived many planet busting attacks.
Wiz: Thor has also faced more deadlier threats like Thanos, Sentry, Galactus, and more who all blow the giants and monsters that Þórr has slayed out of the ball park.
Boomstick: And don't forget about his way more powerful attacks and abilities like the God-Blast!
Wiz: The God-Blast gives Thor a huge advantage over Þórr, I mean it's a literal super beam meant to kill gods. There isn't really much Þórr could do to stop it.
Boomstick: Doesn't help either that Þórr isn't too bright and his love for fighting could cause him to get a little carried away. Man Marvel's version just straight up did a Kylo Ren, taking the line "Let the past die. Kill it if you have to." to the extreme!
Wiz: The winner is Thor! From Marvel.
NEXT TIME![]
