Introduction[]
Mortician: The Undertaker, WWE’s Deadman of the Ring
Redshock: And Eric Draven, the Crow.
Mortician: You cannot escape death, death comes for all of us and one day we will accept it with open arms
Redshock: Ugh you ok man, you sound like your at one of your poetry slams
Mortician: What no of course not I don’t do poetry?!. I meant our two combatants knew death and had come back from it.
The Undertaker RIP’s Death Battle[]
Redshock: Ladies and Gentleman, Boys and Girls, tonight we have someone No something here with us and… *lights cut out*
Mortician: What the hell I thought we paid the electricity bill?!
Redshock: Why do we need electricity? I can shoot lightning from my hands, see. *Redshock starts the electricity back up with his red lighting and the Undertaker appears between them*. WHAT THE HELL?!
Mortician: Aaaaaaahhhhhhhh! *Mortician runs away as Redshock runs the other direction, and the light’s cut out and the DeadMan disappears*.
Redshock: Ok we have to get a locksmith or this will keep happening!
Mortician: Agreed, anyway the Undertaker wasn’t just your Lord of Darkness he was Mark Callaway a kid from Death Valley.
Redshock: But Mark wasn’t just some random boy, he would eventually burn his family’s house killing his family including his brother Kane who survived the incident. After that, Mark would be taken in by Paul Bearer who would teach him how to wrestle and would soon become one of WWE’s most feared wrestling legends, The Undertaker.
Mortician: You may think “Why did you put a Wrestler against an immortal vengeful being”, well you see Mark isn’t your average wrestler. He is a soulless being with superhuman abilities. He is strong enough to lift the heaviest of wrestlers like the Big Show, King Kong Bundy, and Yokozuna and punch them, sending them flying several feet away.
Redshock: He’s also surprisingly fast, he can appear behind you in seconds in complete darkness, which I hope he doesn’t do again, he scares me.
Mortician: Undertaker is also known for taking all kinds of damage from chairs, tables, sledgehammers, and fire both regular and hellfire. And can take severe beatings from other wrestlers like Big Show whose punch has been considered equal to the bite force of a hippopotamus which means Big Show can punch around 1800 PSI. And was even stabbed with a tombstone through his back and he didn’t even flinch.
Redshock: Which makes sense since he’s basically immortal since he is the reincarnation of a past king, yeah not joking, it’s complicated to get into details but the Undertaker is over 400 years old.
Mortician: Yeah Undertaker can also shoot lighting from the sky and hellfire from the ground and can create portals to suck people into hell. He can also coat his fists with lighting or fire for extra damage.
Redshock: He can also make people see illusions of their greatest fears and control weak minded individuals.
Mortician: Undertaker also has weapons in his casket like steel chairs, bats, steel steps, kendo sticks, 2x4 wooden board, briefcase, title belts, steel chains, a shovel, and a scythe. But his strongest weapons are the Books of Death, one of two of Undertaker’s main sources of power. If he uses all three he can gain a healing factor, control an undead army, and warp reality to any image he sees fit.
Redshock: Yeah so probably don’t piss him off in a library, his other source is the Urn which contains his full power and consciousness and cna stek the souls of whoever touches the Urn. But it’s also a big weakness, as whoever controls the Urn, controls the Undertaker.
Mortician: But being a famous wrestler you can’t just have your regular suplexes and piledrivers, Undertaker has a whole moveset, like his signature Chokeslam. Hell’s Gate, The Last Ride, The Big Boot, Leaping Flying Clothesline, and the classic Tombstone where he slams his opponent’s head on the ground while holding them upside down which is strong enough to shatter demon skulls.
Redshock: Undertaker has fought the greats like Hulk Hogan who can throw people into outer space. His brother Kane who is strong enough to rip the steel cage’s door off its hinges.
Mortician: But while the Undertaker may be strong he does have problems, as he got older he is also slower than when he was in his prime, and despite having a long winning streak he has a ton of losses from Stone Cold Steve Austin, Brock Lesner even his brother Kane.
Redshock: And his weakness against holy artifacts like his Urn which is destroyed leaves him vulnerable, or the one time he was sealed into his urn and destroyed it from the inside out which killed him but he later came back.
Mortician: But you got to admit The Undertaker is a serious figure in the world of wrestling with over plus 40 years experience, defeating almost every well known Wrestler in WWE History, The Undertaker truly is one of a kind and their can only be one Undertaker in his graveyard.
Undertaker: “The Fear Of Death Is Far Greater Than Death Itself, But The Fear Of The Unknown Is The Greatest Fear Of All!”.
The Crow Haunts Death Battle[]
Mortician: At our human limits, when we've gone as far as flesh and imagination can take us, we meet the Eternal One, The Crow. He is there only for those who seek both revenge and love and are willing to go all the way and beyond.
Redshock: Have you been writing poetry lately?
Mortician: What No?! *Hides Poetry Slam Book behind him* Anyway in layman's terms The Crow can be used as a weapon to bring back someone from the dead to enact revenge like one of their most prominent avatars Eric Draven.
Redshock: Eric was your regular cool guy, he was in a rock band and had a hot fiancee, but one night his life would change for the worst. On Halloween aka Devil’s Night, Eric and his girlfriend Shelly were engaged to be married on the next day.
Mortician: But a local street gang run by a man named Top Dollar had interrupted their life together as they killed Eric and Shelly was brutally raped, later dying from her injuries.
Redshock: Jesus that is brutal!, but as fate would have it, Eric would return back from the dead, becoming an avatar for The Crow to get revenge on the men that had killed him and Shelly.
Mortician: Eric wasn’t the first Crow, there had been several Crows throughout history dating back as old as the Civil War, with all Crow’s sharing the same powers and abilities. Eric has Cat-like reflexes combined with his Superhuman agility he can jump from building to building or rooftop to ground with ease
Redshock: Eric is strong enough to shatter concrete with a single punch, brutally injure people, even kill them with a single hit, and once broke through the steel reinforced door of a pawn shop with a punch.
Mortician: He also possesses Invulnerability, taking some serious damage like gunshots, knife stabs and being hit by a truck. He can also touch an object or a person and can relieve memories just by touching them. And can send the memories of pain into someone by merely touching them causing them to lose their guard and leave them open for an attack.
Redshock: Eric is able to see through the eyes of the crow and sometimes can even transform into a crow himself, granting him flight and night vision perfect for getting into cramped spaces or escaping.
Mortician: The Crow also possesses a high skill of Martial Arts and Weaponry, Eric can take down skilled fighters with ease, and can use any weapons he can get his hands on like rifles, pistols, shotguns, throwing knives and swords.
Redshock: But Eric is not really Invulnerable, his healing factor makes him reckless when fighting not caring if they get hurt, and The Crow that follows Eric around is also a major weakness to him, if the Crow gets hurt or even killed Eric will feel the pain as well and would be left vulnerable.
Mortician: Yeah but Eric is one badass you don’t want to mess with, if he is after you than start praying, cause your on The Crow’s list
Eric: “Death Is Coming For Them. Tonight. Tell Them Eric Draven Sends His Regards”
Death Battle[]
Prologue[]
In the middle of a Cemetary, Eric Draven walks in a graveyard and sees a large figure wearing a leather trench coat and hat holding a shovel. The man spoke in a Texan accent but sounded very menacing “Eric Draven, you should've stayed dead”. Eric giggled and said “Oh so you know me, well tell me stranger, who are you, an Angel? Demon?, or just a fan?”. The Undertaker said “I am the God of Death and Destruction, and you should've stayed in the coffin”.
FIGHT![]
Undertaker quickly pulled out a nearby tombstone and tossed it at Eric, he didn’t react and took the hit which knocked him several feet. He stood up like it was nothing and said “Oh that was nasty, wanna try that again?”. Undertaker walked towards him and threw a punch, only Eric dodged it and punched Undertaker twice in the face but it didn't stun him, he grabbed Eric by his throat and slammed him into the ground using the chokeslam. Eric quickly recovers and pulls out his Walther PPK and fires several shots at Undertaker, they didn’t prove fatal but stunned him long enough for Eric to tackle him and land several punches and kicks on a downed Undertaker.
Thinking Eric had won he started to leave, only Undertaker did his iconic get up and got up and took off both his hat and jacket, tossing them aside and as Eric turned around, Undertaker was right in front of him with another Tombstone he smashed against his head, while kneeling, Undertaker grabs Eric by his face and headbutt him. Eric was still standing, even his crow started to caw at Undertaker like he was doing something wrong. Eric then pulled out a katana from his jacket and slashed at Undertaker, Undertaker grabbed the sword by Eric’s wrist and twisted it and grabbed his throat again and tossed across the graveyard.
Eric got back up and laughed “You don’t get it do you, you can’t kill me, I can’t kill me, whatever you are, you are nothing”. Undertaker then raised his hands and a burst of lightning came from the sky, striking down at Eric. Undertaker walked towards him and picked him up, but Eric pushed him back and pulled out his Uzi and fired a couple rounds into Undertaker which released his grip. But Undertaker took it as if he didn't feel a thing. Eric shot him again and again as the Undertaker was walking closer. Undertaker grabbed the gun and Eric shot him in the face. Undertaker's eyes rolled into the back of his head as he grabbed Eric by the neck, lifted him up, and slammed him into the ground again.
Undertaker carried Eric by his arm to an empty casket and pulled a shovel out from inside. Eric got to one knee as Undertaker took the shovel and hit Eric in the back so hard it broke. “Why won’t you die?!” Undertaker yelled, Eric continued to laugh like the Undertaker wasn’t putting him through enormous hell, Eric managed to sneak a punch into Undertaker, he used the broken piece of the shovel and stabbed Undertaker and tossed him into the open casket and slammed it shut. “RIP you son of a bitch”.
Eric walked away, until Undertaker saw the ghost of Paul Bearer and his Urn while in the casket and opened the Urn as a bright light came out which knocked the lid off the casket and the casket was covered in a bright white as Undertaker got up and shot a blast of lightning Eric stopping him in his tracks. Undertaker quickly teleported behind him, turned him around, got him upside down, and hit him with a Tombstone Piledriver, crushing Eric’s skull. The crow started cawing more and more, and Undertaker used his power and shocked the bird with a bolt of lighting.
This caused Eric to scream in immense pain like this was the first time Undertaker actually hurt him, Eric’s power was draining and was losing the battle, Undertaker then grabbed Eric by his throat one more time, Eric looked into the Dead Man’s dead eyes as he said “You Will Never Rest In Peace” and summoned a bolt of lighting from the sky shocking Eric’s entire body until it exploded into mush. Undertaker then left the graveyard as the church bell toll and the sun rose.
FINISH!
Results[]
Redshock: Who says you can’t die twice?
Mortician: While Eric’s Weaponry kept Undertaker at bay and his healing factor was greater than most of Undertaker’s attacks, Undertaker was just too powerful for Eric.
Redshock: Eric didn’t have any powerful abilities besides his Healing Factor and his Crow while Undertaker could summon lighting and had access to hellfire.
Mortician: Undertaker was the more experienced fighter having been a 400 year old reincarnated KIng and a resume of +40 Years of Professional Wrestling while Eric had only been resurrected for just one day and hardly knew martial arts before he died.
Redshock: Undertaker also had no real weaknesses for Eric to exploit, Eric didn’t know about the Urn that powered Undertaker, same did the Crow, but the Crow always hung around Eric which would give Undertaker time to figure out Eric’s weakness.
Mortician: Eric may have been tough but with Undertaker’s Dark Magic, Wrestling Experience, and Lack of Weaknesses had proven that Undertaker would bury his foe
Redshock: Looks like The Undertaker dined on cooked Crow, the Winner is The Undertaker!
Comparison[]
Undertaker[]
- +More Skilled and Experienced
- +Access to Magic
- +Less Vulnerable Weakness
- +Physically Stronger, Faster, and More Durable
- - Less Effective Weaponry
Eric Draven[]
- + Effective Weaponry
- + Stronger Healing Factor
- - Not Experienced Against Other Supernatural Beings
- - No Extra Powers
- - The Crow was a Major Weakness
Trivia/Connections[]
Trivia[]
- Track Name is "Dead Man Walking"
- Track Art is a Tombstone with a Crow on it
- This is the third Halloween Special with Redshock dressed as a Zombie and Mortician dressed as Spider-Man
Connections[]
- Undertaker and Eric were once regular normal people before turning into a more Supernatural Anti Hero Versions of themselves
- They both had died had came back alive
- Both are skilled fighters
- Both have a connection to Dark Magic