The Terminator Vs WALL-E & EVE is a What-If? Death Battle between Terminator from the Terminator Series, and WALL-E & EVE, from Pixar's film WALL-E.
Description[]
An assassin robot made to kill vs two robot lovers who are inseparable. Which will win? Find out in this episode of Death Battle!
Intro[]
Skunk: When you think of robots, what do you first vision? A pair of robots built to serve human needs?
Skel: Or a badass murder bot out to kill people who stand in his way? I know which I thought of first. The Terminator, Robot Assassin from the future.
Skunk: And WALL-E & EVE, two star struck robots in love.
Skel: He's Skunk and I'm Skel!
Skunk: And it's our job to research their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win, a Death Battle!Template:Battle Template
The Terminator Is Back In Death Battle![]
Skel: I've been getting a serious case of De-Ja-Vu here, cos haven't we had this dude before?
Skunk: Yes, but we still have to talk about him, because we have to meet the 350 word limit, but we actually have plenty of stuff to talk about for him, plus this text also counts to that, so...
Skel: Ok then. Earth is where we live, and we should be taking good care of it, and also not having robots do all our things for us, because they could turn against us at any moment.
Skunk: Agreed, and nothing more says that than Skynet taking over. Evil A.I is one of the last things we need, and unluckily for us, in 2021, we likely will get it, because it keeps getting worse...
Skel: Yeah, but we got one guy to save us, The Terminator, who was once the evil kind but then reprogrammed to protect those who are needed.
Skunk: Most of the time it went well, as it always ended in a win for the humans, but it never ended truly, as they kept coming and coming...
Skel: So really it was impossible for either side to win...
Skunk: Which is rather shocking given it is guns against lasers...
Skel: But hey, we had enough story, let's get to The Terminator, starting with his weapons.
Terminator's Arsenal[]
- Plasma Rifle
- Really heavy
- 40 watt range
- Handballer
- 7 round clip
- Laserlock sight
- Mini-gun
- Shoots 2,000 - 6,000 rounds per minute
- Range of 1,000 meters
- Grenade Launcher
- Range of 400 meters
- SPAS-12 Shotgun
- 8 + 1 Rounds
- Various other fire arms (Too many to count)
Skunk: He has a Plasma Rifle, which is very deadly, given it has a 40 Watt range.
Skel: And it is a laser, so yeah. He also got a nice Grenade Launcher at hand to blow up stuff within a 400 meter range.
Skunk: He really likes his guns, often not opting for direct combat.
Skel: But hey, his CPU can help him adapt to a situation
Terminator's CPU[]
- Data on all Weapons
- Learning Machine
- Can understand human emotion
- Knows in detail everything about the human anatomy
- Can mimic voices
Skunk: He can learn about how humans act and mimic their voices, as well as knowing about all weapons and the human anatomy in detail.
Skel: He is made to be a killer in disguise, which won't work too well if you know exactly what he looks like really...
Skunk: He likely will kill you before you can kill him really... He has done things you'll be sorry to have seen if you pissed him off.
Terminator's Feats[]
- Crashed through multiple walls without much problem
- Has tricked both humans and machines
- Was able to put his head back on after it got decapitated
- He did take a bit of time to do so, and his wires were still attached
- Destroyed superior models
- Able to lift cars
- Survived crashing into a car's windshield
- Taken serious damage from other models and kept functioning
- Survived various electrical shocks
- Was struck by lightning but kept going
- Can stop a nuclear bunker door from closing
- Although, it was likely he couldn't do this forever
Skel: His strength can stop nuclear bunker doors from closing, lift cars up and can a lot more.
Skunk: He also has survived things like lightning striking him, getting a massive beating from other, much better models, which he also beat somehow, came back from being decapitated, and has survived being dragged through a city.
Skel: He is like, super duper strong and I'd say nearly unkillable!
Skunk: Nearly is a good use actually, because he still isn't perfect.
Terminator's Flaws[]
- Durability has limits
- The multiple beatings he has taken don't amount up to the same model, meaning one model hasn't taken all that damage
- Still has had his body ripped apart
- Was blown up by a pipe-bomb in his torso
- Killed by his own power-source
- Can be re-programmed
- Actions are predictable when you figure out his main goal, and the fact he won't stop until it is done, making it easy to lead him into a trap
- Can have trouble actually blending in
- Not very good at smiling
- Weapons don't have infinite ammo (Unlike how action movies portray they do)
Skel: Yeah, he still can be destroyed, as his various beatings aren't all on the same model, and he can still be ripped apart, not to mention his own power source can kill him, cos it will explode if damaged enough.
Skunk: He also has been reprogrammed, 4 separate times, and isn't really the best at blending in, making it obvious he is a little strange and should be kept an eye on.
Skel: But before you can do that, he will blast your face in so hard, you won't tell a soul, because you'll be dead...
Terminator: Come with me if you want to live.
WALL-E & EVE Come Together In Death Battle![]
Skunk: When you think of the future, what do you vision? A place of tall grass and trees, a place with flying cars?
Skel: Nope, wrong, it is a place where we abandoned Earth and went on a space ship far from it. Then everyone got fat and in floating chairs, while they left their robots to clean up the earth they keep pouring stuff over to.
Skunk: Sadly, that likely is gonna happen... Anyways, robots looking after us is one little thing we should note, because two robots were destine to fix society, and earth, those two, are WALL-E & EVE!
WALL-E is shown being hit by a group of shopping carts
Skel: That is... shocking... should we be happy or scared they are the two to do it?
Skunk: Likely both given their history of how they did save everyone, but it all ends happily, as most Disney movies should.
Skel: Most, because we are sure not every movie from Disney ended happily...
Skunk: Anyways, they met after EVE was sent to Earth in search of a plant, and WALL-E was very interested in being her friend, which she for a while didn't know, because she nearly blasted him to bits on 2 separate occasions, before he helped her, and eventually, this came to them getting to the space ship all humans got on, and WALL-E & EVE helped save the people from their A.I of the ship, AUTO.
Skel: Because that is a great name...
Skunk: They won, landed the ship, and it all was happy, but not before a crazy journey.
Skel: Before we tell you just how crazy WALL-E & EVE are, let's talk about their "Personality"
WALL-E's & EVE's Programming[]
WALL-E[]
- Can understand human emotion
- Is very kind
- Doesn't mind cleaning up for years non-stop
- Needs sun light to power himself
- Able to communicate with other robots
EVE[]
- Can understand human emotion
- Can learn things
- Possibly combat programmed
- Can speak to other robots
- Voice is feminine
Skunk: WALL-E is a rather kind robot, not showing a bother for him being forced to clean up, as he appears to like collecting some of the junk he finds, as well as he can obviously communicate with other robots, despite his most often words coming out his speaker is "WALL-E"
Skel: But EVE is kinda the opposite, because she actually says more than her name, but she also kinda is aggressive to you if you sneak up on her... She'll blast you to bits...
Skunk: They both can understand human emotion, clear by how they fell in love in the movie.
Skel: Yeah, but while love is strong, their arsenal is also pretty strong.
WALL-E & EVE's Arsenal[]
WALL-E[]
- Fire Extinguisher
- Can fly with this
- Lighter
- Plant in a boot
- Laser in body
- Radio
- Scanner
EVE[]
- Blaster Arm
- Scanner
Skunk: WALL-E has some unique items, like a laser in his head, radio in his body, a scanner and he also has used a Fire Extinguisher multiple times, being very useful the 2nd time.
Skel: EVE has less things, but she is much more destructive, because while she also has a scanner, she has an awesome laser arm!
Skunk: Yeah, WALL-E maybe isn't too much more destructive than EVE... but he still is a nice help sometimes.
Skel: Anyways, they both have more feats than you'd think.
WALL-E & EVE's Feats[]
WALL-E[]
- Survived a rocket's engines burning him (twice)
- Laser cut through a fridge door
- Survived steel pipes falling on him
- Survived a group of shopping carts crashing into him
- Survived an Escape Pod exploding
- Burrowed through dirt and rock easily
- Wasn't hurt by EVE smacking him into a metal wall hard enough to make him dent it in his own shape
- Dodged EVE shooting lasers at him
EVE[]
- Flew fast enough to escape a vacuum in space
- Should be faster than WALL-E, who dodged EVE's laser blasts
- Should be more durable than WALL-E who survived an escape pod exploding
- Solved a rubix cube in less than 5 seconds
- Can fly at high speeds, even when carrying WALL-E with her
- 3 Laser blasts destroyed a ship (Boat, not space ship)
Skunk: Yeah, EVE can destroy boats with just 3 laser blasts, can move fast enough to escape vacuums in space, solved a rubix cube in less than around 5 seconds and she should be able to go extreme speeds.
Skel: WALL-E himself also survived EVE smacking him around, an escape pod exploding, dodged EVE's laser blasts, can go through rocks easily and is able to survive a rocket ship's engine burning him, which can get hotter than 6,000 Degrees hot!
Skunk: They both are great, but still flawed.
WALL-E & EVE's Flaws[]
WALL-E[]
- Coward
- Not a fighter
- Was once crushed
- This didn't result in his death, but EVE had to fix him
- Often causes trouble when distracted
- Solar Powered
EVE[]
- Overreacts
- Under certain conditions, she deactivates
- Gets distracted by WALL-E causing trouble
- Had a plant taken from her
- She may have been deactivated when this happened
Skel: Yeah, WALL-E isn't a fighter and is a big coward, often running away from danger, leaving EVE to save him, and he still needs solar power to keep functioning, as well as the fact he is always causing trouble.
Skunk: EVE may be the one who saves the day alongside WALL-E, but she still has overreacted, and been distracted before, leaving her open to attack.
Skel: But yeah, WALL-E & EVE will both keep each other safe... ok, maybe only EVE can do that...
WALL-E & EVE are shown flying in space together
Intermission[]
Skunk: Alright the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all!
Skel: It's time for a Death Battle!!!
Fight[]
Location: Earth (WALL-E Movie Version)
WALL-E & EVE are shown together, wandering around. They are talking and having a nice time, when a strange flash happens behind them. They both turn, and see The Terminator. They both look at each other, confused as to what is going on.
EVE: Who are you?
Terminator: That is not important, what is important is you are going to be terminated.
WALL-E gets scared and makes his body go to box mode, while EVE looks annoyed at the words.
EVE: I'm sorry, but I think you should leave, or else you are going to get hurt.
Terminator: Negative, my objective is clear, and you must be destroyed.
EVE turns her arm into the blaster, while WALL-E comes out his box mode. Terminator then takes his pistol out.
Fight!
Terminator fires at them, but EVE grabs WALL-E and flies around, dodging the bullets. She then shoots a crane holding a car, which falls down on Terminator, but he catches it with no problem. EVE looks confused, but then the car is thrown at her, and she blasts it to bits.
EVE: This will be a very long fight...
WALL-E: EVA!
EVE ignores WALL-E, then flies around, tossing random junk at Terminator, but he simply dodges it, then takes his Mini-gun out. EVE gets wide-eyed, and flies off, trying to avoid the bullets. WALL-E gets accidentally dropped down, and crashes into some trash pile. WALL-E notices his vantage point above Terminator, while they are distracted by EVE. WALL-E uses his laser to cut a thin cable holding some steel pipes, which roll down at Terminator, which he notices, and shreds them to bits with his Mini-gun.
Terminator: Distractions won't work against me.
WALL-E gets a cheeky look, then EVE suddenly rams into Terminator, then crashes him through multiple trash piles. Terminator attempts to hit her, but she tosses him up in the air, and blasts her laser at him, making a large explosion. EVE makes a sigh sound, and flies over to WALL-E, as they both hug. A crash happens behind them, and they look to see Terminator with half his face torn off, showing his Endoskeleton.
EVE: That is freaky...
WALL-E: WALL-E!!!
WALL-E then rolls away in fright, while EVE then gets distracted by WALL-E fleeing.
EVE: WALL-E!
Terminator: I'm back...
EVE turns, but is picked up and tosses away, and she crashes into WALL-E, making them both hurt, but they get up, just a little covered in dirt. Terminator then gets on top of the trash pile, and shoots his grenade launcher at them, which EVE narrowly evades after snatching WALL-E from the ground. She avoids multiple hits, until one just about makes her lose balance and fall down. As she gets up, she notices WALL-E is nowhere in sight, and Terminator picks EVE up.
Terminator: Die.
WALL-E is heard, and Terminator turns his head to be suddenly hit by a flying WALL-E on a fire extinguisher, and WALL-E uses his laser to cut Terminator's jaw, making it hang from one joint. Terminator punches WALL-E, and then WALL-E flies off it, crashing beside EVE.
EVE: Good job, now let's finish this!
EVE flies up and drags Terminator to the sky, and tosses him up. EVE then blasts 3 lasers at Terminator, resulting in a large explosion. She flies down beside WALL-E.
EVE: Ok, he is gone...
Again, Terminator falls down, but now his Endoskeleton is fully exposed. EVE gets an angry look, and shoots a pile of trash, which falls down on Terminator, but he comes out of it with his plasma rifle. EVE tries to shoot first, but is hit and crashes into a pile of trash. WALL-E gets a large fright, and before he could think, he gets picked up.
Terminator: You are terminated...
WALL-E notices Terminator's waist has a dangerous power source, and knows EVE's arm is now broken. WALL-E turns his radio on, which makes Terminator stop, and doesn't understand it. WALL-E then uses his laser to rupture the hydrogen fuel cell, which makes Terminator let go and move back.
WALL-E: WALL-E!
WALL-E tells EVE to throw Terminator into a specific pile of trash, and she flies right into Terminator, shoving him in it. EVE flies back beside WALL-E and Terminator is seen trying to get out the trash, but he notices a bunch of fireworks and explosives in the pile.
Terminator: I'll be back!
The pile explodes, making it huge and fire works go off, lightning the sky up with various colors. WALL-E & EVE have happy looks, and hug, before having a "Kiss," and Terminator's body parts fall around them. WALL-E then collects the parts, and crushes them into a cube.
K.O!
Conclusion[]
Skel: Aw, that's cute.
Skunk: Now while a fight between a robotic killer against two kind robots seems obvious in favor of Terminator, WALL-E & EVE actually were better, but mainly, EVE.
Skel: Yeah, first off, EVE was way more powerful, as she could destroy a large boat with just 3 laser blasts, while Terminator required his weapons, which not only are slower and less destructive, but he only had a limited supply of ammo before he had none left, while EVE hasn't shown a limit to her own laser blasts.
Skunk: While it could be argued Terminator's plasma blaster would not need ammo, EVE was actually fast enough to out-do it. EVE herself should be much faster than WALL-E, who dodged her laser blasts, meaning she should have no problem avoiding that type of weapon.
Skel: Yeah, and he still wasn't durable enough to survive such blasts, as he hasn't been shown to survive big explosions, which EVE's lasers could cause.
Skunk: Terminator had the advantage in more weapons, but as said before, he had limited ammo and it is unlikely he could actually hit EVE, and while we haven't much mentioned WALL-E here, he still was actually useful, as two of them being around would mean Terminator can't focus on one, meaning the other can do something to him, like EVE with her blast, or WALL-E could cut him with his laser.
Skel: Plus, WALL-E could take a massive punishment, like surviving an exploding escape pod, multiple steel pipes falling on him and having a rocket engine burn him... twice...
Skunk: Sure Terminator's experience would put him ahead against most opponents, but WALL-E & EVE are not humans, so his CPU data helping him to blend in or predict what they will do won't help, due to them being non-human.
Skel: Yeah, so his knowledge of humans won't really help against two robots...
Skunk: While this fight would seem one-sided, WALL-E & EVE proved that their durability, speed, massive destructive potential and team work would pull them through.
Skel: It seems that fire really worked in this fight.
Skunk: The winners are WALL-E & EVE!
Trivia[]
- The connection between The Terminator and WALL-E & EVE is they all are robots who show they can imitate human emotions, and were programmed to do a specific task (The Terminator to kill/protect, EVE to collect a sign of life/a plant from earth and WALL-E to clean up Earth). They also come from where the future is shown to be run/ruled by robots (Sky-net for Terminator, and AUTO for EVE)