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Air date | April 7, 2024 |
Written by | Duragoji123 Thebeeghungry |
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(This is a collab between Thebeeghungry and Duragoji123)
Intro[]
Animator Vs. Animation vs Demon King Daimao! Get ready for an epic duel as these two successors to powerful beings duke it out!
Interlude[]
(Cue Wiz & Boomstick)
Monke: The power to rise above.
Triangle: The will to fight on.
Featherine: A child of man lost in a worlds alien to his own.
Dura: These two reincarnations of madly puissant entities have made many friends and defeated many enemies, but when locked in a battle to the death, whose logic-defying power will be snuffed out first?
Triangle: The Orange stickman, the Second Coming of the Chosen One from Animator vs. Animation!
Monke: And Akuto Sai, the world's last Demon King from Demon King Daimao! I'm Monke!
Dura: I'm Duragoji123!
Triangle: I'm Triangle.
Featherine: And yours truly, the Witch of Theatergoing; it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who will win a DEATH BATTLE!
The Second Coming: The epic return of The Chosen One! (Thebeeghungry)[]
(Cue: Animation vs Physics OST)
Triangle: Animating! The simple act of making a drawing move, it's become quite popular on the internet as of late, heck, without animation, we wouldn't exist!
Monke: Ya got that right! Typically, animators do their work for the entertainment of others, but, now hear me out, what if the animation didn't want to just be a dance monkey?
Triangle: Well, that question would be answered as a little stick figure known as Victim didn't like the idea of being a toy for the animator, so he broke out and attempted to... kill the animator? I'm a bit unsure of what he thought that would accomplish.
Monke: Eh, let him do his thing, doesn't really matter considering he failed, specifically when the animation was closed without saving. But that animator... wait, are you telling me he made another more powerful stick, WHILE knowing full-well what would happen!? The fuck!?!
Triangle: Indeed, this next stick was known as The Chosen One, and he was far more powerful then Victim, so much more powerful that the animator had to create another stick known as The Dark Lord in order to beat him!
Monke: But The Dark Lord ended up siding with The Chosen One, and completely nuked the entire computer!
Triangle: And so, cut to a few years later, the animator was back animating, until the stick figure he was working on broke out... again.
Monke: Jeez, this guy must have terrible luck, anywho, this one was far less... aggressive, even befriending a few other sticks in a browser thing... that is until the animator got back and... ended all of the other sticks, and he attempted to end the one he had created as well, but failed, and the stick identified itself as The Second Coming, The Chosen One's return.
Triangle: And so, the classic duel of Animator vs Animation broke out once more, and the animation ended up defeated, being trapped in a box, but, after the animator revealed that he didn't kill the sticks, The Second Coming had a change of heart, and decided to not be a menace to the animator's computer, even agreeing to help him animate!
The Second Coming's Background[]
- Name: The Second Coming
- Height/Weight: Unknown
- Likes: Animating, chillin' with his pals, fighting.
- Dislikes: Pop-Up ads.
- Age: Somewhere between 10-13.
- Sometimes referred to as "Orange"
(Cue: Lucky Block Staff OST, up until 2:26)
Monke: Now, The Second Coming has been on a lot of adventures, so it's only natural he's picked up a lot of powers from these! For a start, he's extremely agile, a very skilled fighter, a quick learner, he's resisted being deleted through sheer willpower, and even turned a 1-D string into objects! Heck, he's even been able to manipulate math itself!
The Second Coming's abilities (natural)[]
- Agility
- Combat Skill
- Math Manipulation
- Dimensional Manipulation
- Extreme Willpower
- High-Adaptability
Triangle: And that's just the beginning! The Second Coming has travelled to the realm of Minecraft, where he gained tons of new equipment... pretty much anything you can have in regular Minecraft, however, there's also these staffs, which can grant a large amount of effects based on the block within it, he has also wielded the Minecraft Icon, which gives him flight, a form of immortality, and the ability to summon blocks whenever and wherever he likes! Not only that, but he's also wielded an electric guitar, and having Minecraft active also means he can just... respawn after death? Huh??
The Second Coming's abilities (Minecraft)[]
- Magic (Via potions)
- Flight (Via Icon)
- Immortality (Via Icon)
- Respawns
- Gravity Manipulation and Dimensional Travel (Via Nether Portals)
- Various minor abilities (Via Staffs)
(Cue: Ultimate Minecart Race OST)
Monke: He has also used various other pieces of equipment before, such as The Super Hammer from the original Donkey Kong, A Pencil that can draw things into existence, a fuckin' rocket, a lasso, a laser pistol, Master Yi's sword from League of Legends, a Pokemon team consisting of Totodile, Pidgey, Mareep, Heracross, Slugma, and Oddish, Magical Origami that can shoot out text-
Triangle: -Which he couldn't control so he needed to trap them in jars, though he could still use them if he wanted to. But really, he can use anything he can pick up, even taking objects from the web and using them!
The Second Coming's equipment[]
- Everything in Minecraft
- Minecraft Icon
- Master Yi's Sword
- Pencil
- Super Hammer
- Laser Pistol
- Rocket
- Pokemon
- Origami
- Electric Guitar
- Mathematics
- (Potentially) Power-Ups from Super Mario Bros. 1-to-3.
- Anything he can find on the web.
Monke: But that all pales when compared to when his true power awakens. Ya see, when he was brought to the brink of death from The Dark Lord, his friends being deleted in front of his "eyes", he gained a new power, a super form that allows him to teleport, fly, use telekinetic powers, and shoot giant friggin' laser beams!
The Second Coming's abilities (Awakened)[]
- Flight
- Teleportation
- Regeneration
- Enhanced Intelligence
- Enhanced Physical Abilities
- Laser Eyes
- Telekinesis
(Cue: Pigstep (AvM Remix))
Triangle: And The Second Coming has far more then just a lot of weapons and abilities, he can hold his own without them! He's casually flown through space and near a star, survived a black hole, survived a staff that was going to destroy 13 different universes, Breached into a 5-Dimensional Space, and can even tank hits from and hold his own against Euler's Identity, which was able to create an infinite dimensional portal and grab infinite expanding lines! Heck, this one time he flew into a black hole and pretty much became god, and there he was holding solar systems in his hands!
The Second Coming's feats[]
- Held his own against Euler's Identity
- Piloted a rocket through space
- Survived a black hole
- Beat Minecraft in under five minutes
- Built working video games out of redstone
- Became a master at combat after watching the sticks fight for less then a minute
- Held Solar Systems
- Has shweet dance moves
Triangle: Alas, The Second Coming isn't without his weaknesses, he's a teenager at most, and an early one at that, which means he's still fairly clumsy and a bit immature at points. Not to mention how he can completely lose his shit if his friends are threatened and or killed.
Monke: But regardless, this stick is a powerhouse, and his legacy in webseries is earned, just... don't piss him off.
"You ended my friends, now I will end you..."
Does Akuto Sai Have the Highest Bed IQ in Fiction??? (Duragoji123)[]
(Cue Kamigami)
Dura: A long time ago, in the ancient days, humanity was far from the race we know today. That isn't to say they were primitive though, no, in fact they were far more advanced than we are.
Featherine: It was to the point that the children of man found themselves in quite the predicament. They were too advanced for their own good, and the world's balance was upset merely by their own existence. To fix this problem, humanity decided to come together and make something in order to protect humanity from itself.
Dura: Enter Zero, the first Liradan - a type of android which was made to serve mankind.
Featherine: Hmph, fufufu... you can guess how this turned out for everyone.
Dura: Yeahhhh, long story short, Zero decided the only way to "protect" humanity was to destroy it. For this, he was labeled as a 'Demon King', and a large war broke out between Zero and the humans.
Featherine: In the face of this threat, the children of man created a brand new system, a group of deities called "Computer Gods". By his own creators creating a system to destroy a system, Zero was defeated and thus sealed away.
Dura: Demon Kings kept popping up every now and again; they'd rebel against the system, humanity would fear them, the Demon King would fall, the same old status quo resumed and the cycle repeats. This leads us to the present day, where a seemingly innocent infant was left outside of a church.
Featherine: Ladies, gentlemen, and all of you who are reading this that associate with the nonbinary: this is the story of the boy who would grow up to become the Last Demon King - Akuto Sai.
(Cue Devil's Party)
Akuto Sai's Background[]
- Name: Akuto Sai
- Age: 20 | Thousands of years old (post-mortem)
- "The Last Demon King"
- Likes: Times of peace, his friends, freedom
- Dislikes: Oppressive higher powers
- Is a slayer in bed...
- ...Yet is also dense as hell
Dura: Akuto grew up with a, shall we say, troubled life. He was undoubtedly a hard-working and pure-hearted kid, but he would always have trouble fitting in. He grew up in a community he did not agree with, thinking it better to praise the individual who did work rather than some deity who ordered others around. Spoiler alert, it doesn't get much better for him.
Featherine: It escalated to the point Akuto had to leave because of his disagreement with the religion. However, before he left he met a red-haired girl who he found crying; though around him, she seemed peaceful. Gifting her a hair decoration (hmm, that feels familiar), Sai promised the girl he'd return to her someday. Ah, a tale of young love... oh well, wish I could relate.
Dura: ...bruh. Well, soon enough, Ackie found himself in the care of a knight, and it was under his honorable teachings that he would get aspirations to benefit society by becoming a High Priest! How ironic.
Featherine: To accomplish this, Sai had to take a trip to Constant Magic Academy, where the faculty taught the students how to use magic alongside the more standard teachings of modern schools. Hmm, magic was a rare find in my day, now a child of man can learn it whenever they want to. How, upsetting...
Dura: Well Auau, you see, this magic isn't really like your own version of magic. No, instead of being a mystical force that hardly anyone knows about, it's a largely known study, no different from how we use technology. In fact: magic is technology!
Featherine: Mana, the energy source magic is based around, is actually created and maintained by the Computer Gods. It's found in all manner of places; on land, in the sky, underwater. Mana exists everywhere, and a skilled mage can use and shape mana to create a variety of effects in the environment.
(Cue Akka no Itto)
Akuto Sai's Abilities and Equipment[]
- Magic
- Demonic Aura
- Incantation Gun
- Hua Jin
- VPS (Virtual Phase Space)
- Awakening
- Lifelogs
- Immortality
- Plot Manipulation
- The Contract of the One
Dura: Like physically enhancing your own body, creating objects, flying, and more! Wouldn't you know it, Ackie is a natural at the stuff too, because after having his destiny revealed to the entire school, he was found out to be the Demon King! Wow, what a shock... it isn't like the show is named Demon King Daimao. ...Hey wait, if daimao in Japanese means "Demon King", then does that mean that the title actually says-
Featherine: *ahem* Onto more important subjects, because of his status as the Demon King, Sai Akuto's power is far beyond that of other students. Whether that be moving objects (or breaking limbs) with telekinesis, creating portals and mana forcefields, or taking a page from Dragon Ball and firing energy blasts, there's hardly anything Akuto hasn't mastered.
Dura: Speaking of Dragon Ball, Akuto must be inspired in some way by Goku. Despite being fairly dense at times, Ackie is actually a genius when it comes to learning new skills, like the Hua Jin, a martial art which he learned from the Headmaster of Constant Magic Academy. Basically, Akuto can pull a JoJo, and control his own limbs like with Hamon!
Featherine: There's also illusion magic, which Sai learned thanks to a brief battle with Yozo Hattori, the father of one of the very few friends he actually made while at the academy: Junko Hattori. Though, this leads us to perhaps the most tragic part about Akuto's character.
Dura: The guy just can't seem to catch a break; his bad luck seemed to follow him. No matter how hard he tried to be a good person, no one ever attributed anything to him other than just being the evil Demon King. He unconsciously seemed to always mess things up. He found himself in compromising situations with women, he kept messing up his speeches and made people think he was trying to start a revolt, he couldn't even get a wink of sleep without a Liradan made for monitoring him constantly spectating him!
Featherine: ...
Dura: Uhhh, Auau, are you okay? You're kinda staring off into space there.
Featherine: Hm?- Oh! Oh, yes, yes I am.
(Cue Tsuyoi Shuuchuu)
Dura: Uhhhh, alright then. Well, luckily, his bad luck wouldn't last forever. Though he nearly slipped multiple times, he eventually found a tight, close-knit group of friends.
Featherine: The previously mentioned ninja tsundere Junko Hattori, the black mage Fujiko Etou, the Liradan observer Korone, the online political figure/tech expert Yoshie Kita, and the two most important ones: Hiroshi Miwa and Keena Soga, the latter being especially familiar. They all remained Akuto's friends even through thick-and-thin.
Dura: Though, not all good things last forever. The reality of the Computer Gods was laid before him, and he needed to wake up from the system. Naturally, this meant killing the gods, and to do this he discovered his very aura had the capacity to change and influence the will of living things, transforming animals into demon beasts and the school into his castle - oh, he also got a badass dragon too.
Featherine: Interfering, however, was a time-traveler from the future named Boichiro Yamato, who had come back to Akuto's time in order to prevent the destruction of mankind. More accurately, he planned to create the Contract of the One, that would serve as the salvation for all of humanity. And to do this, he needed Soga, who served as the current human incarnation of the Law of Identity.
Dura: The Law of Identity is, essentially, an unstoppable idea that "you are yourself". It predates all reality, and exists as the god of the old world before the introduction of the Computer Gods. But Ackie didn't care about all the fancy talk: he had made a friend, someone he could truly, finally care about, and he wasn't one to take all this lying down. So, after a long battle, Akuto Sai emerged victorious, killing the gods themselves. Finally, he could live happily ever after...
Featherine: Ufufufu, ahahafafa, hoo... You jest, Dura.
Dura: Yeah no, he still got shit even after this.
(Cue Oitsumerareta Sue)
Featherine: In an adventure to a mysterious alternate plane known only as VPS, or 'Virtual Phase Space', Akuto and his friends met the original Demon King, Zero. Through a lengthy confrontation which was taken back to the real world eventually, Akuto's fate was nearly sealed in a conflict with Zero's master, 2V. He learned the truth of his birth, that he was just an artificial experiment created to be the next Demon King, though this is ultimately what saved his life.
Dura: Rising from the ashes of the same chamber which birthed him in the first place, Akuto Sai had Awakened to his true destiny. Once and for all, he was done running away. And with this, he got some nifty armored gauntlets and crazy powers too! Like flight with dark magic wings, which can take him fast enough to outrace explosions, or the ability to manipulate the weather for things like twisters and lightning storms.
Featherine: He also gained access to the Lifelogs, which allows him to see things through the Computer Gods' perspective, and allow him to make preparations for future actions while viewing history as a sort of storybook. Heheh, I like this child of man's style.
Dura: Auau, you say that as if this 'child of man' isn't our-
Featherine: Shhh, be quiet.
Dura: Ok...
Featherine: Anyways, where was I? Ohh, yes! Ackie also gained the ability to banish people into VPS itself, or reflect attacks and steal mana. It's quite a useful set of tools, when the enemy you're fighting is magic itself.
Dura: Speaking of, as it turns out, mana isn't the only thing that exists in the universe. There's also the Formless Power, an infinite source of energy far above that of the Computer Gods, and Akuto can even match that!
Featherine: Sadly, in an event which wiped out the entirety of the world's population, Akuto lost his life due to... a mongrel pup. It's no cat and it's not Bern, so I'm not amused.
Dura: It's even named The One; y'know, I'm starting to see a lot of parallels between this series and The Matrix. Not that I'm complaining though, both are peak fiction for real.
Featherine: 'The One' summoned a giant meteor, which destroyed the entire planet. It left Akuto and his entire group dead, other than Keena Soga. Though, this was not even remotely the end for young Sai, as he awoke inside of the Afterlife.
Dura: Here we go: here's where we finally get to talk cosmology! Beforehand, Ackie was already aware of the connection between the Law of Identity and Keena Soga beforehand, but here it is revealed that the Law was, in actuality, the author of everything.
(Cue Kyoufu no Daimao)
Akuto Sai's Feats[]
- Got into Constant Magic Academy by grades alone
- Outraced an explosion which enveloped a whole city "instantly", while also saving civilians
- Created mana explosions which leveled entire forests
- Met, fought, and befriended the original Demon King, Zero
- Killed a Computer God simply by opening his eyes
- Wrote every story in existence, and is capable of destroying the Afterlife
- Commands the Extra-Universal Gods, who are themselves storytellers
- Defeated Boichiro Yamato, Fujiko Etou, Computer God Suhara, Hiroshi Miwa, and The One
Featherine: And this author had a massssssssssive crush, ufufufu... and because of this, Akuto became his own author, breaking free of the system. Seeing it right to set other universes free, Akuto began writing story after story, in a never-ending process. Each story contained every possibility, with even laws, concepts, worlds with infinite layers built up on dreams, and even their own storytelling gods which Akuto rules over.
Dura: Dude became a pro author, an author of OTHER AUTHORS, all to save a people who treated him like shit. If that isn't the definition of a true hero, then I don't know what is. Unfortunately, his well-intentioned authorship of other universes failed, and things only further escalated into madness, until one option was proposed to him.
Featherine: By preforming the same Contract of the One Boichiro was talking about, Keena and Akuto would become a singular entity, and save the world by liberating it from the system. Akuto, with no other way out, accepted this, as the Law of Identity took over Hiroshi Miwa's, Sai's best friend's, body and created for Akuto and Keena a void body.
(Cue Kokoro no Oku De Ha)
Dura: At last, as everything settled down, humanity was absorbed into Ackie, and the storytelling Demon King was no more. There was now just, peace. Humanity was all with him, his friends were all with him, and he was everything, everyone. Even the gods remained within him. With a final goodbye, Akuto took everyone into a new universe, and left the world exactly how he entered it.
Featherine: An enigma. An unsolvable mystery. A story which no one will know. But now you know, and perhaps that's all that's needed to create a spark of change in a society where so many are misunderstood and dehumanized simply for who they are.
Akuto: Someday you’ll know. It’ll take time, but some day, if you wait long enough, a miracle might occur. Humans can believe in an even greater love, as long as a miracle occurs. If you experience something beyond your understanding, you’ll be able to think that things like that exist.
Pre-Fight[]
Triangle and Dura: Alright, the combatants are set, and we've run the data through all possibilities!
Monke: It's time for a DEATH BATTTLEEEE!!
*DB Doors close*
We open on a computer, a very specific computer, that is. At first, it seemed like a fairly normal PC, that is until an orange-colored stick figure walked into view, this was the unmistakable image of The Second Coming. He was walking along the taskbar, it was a relaxing day, however, it wouldn’t last. Suddenly, the stick figure steps on what seems to be some sort of icon on the taskbar, this caused a PDF file, with over 100 images, to appear. The Second Coming gazed up at it, most of the images were filled with words, The Second Coming stares up, before curiosity gets the better of him, as he steels himself, before jumping into the file!
Meanwhile…
The day was sunny, birds were chirping, and there wasn’t a cloud in the sky. We pan down to what seems like a school, but quickly pan away and toward a young man relaxing under a tree, this man was the “Demon King” himself, Akuto Sai. Akuto let out a soft yawn as he began to fall asleep, the day was perfect, and nothing could go wro- oh, who are we kidding? It’s Akuto, something has to go wrong. Suddenly, a loud crash could be heard from around the base of the mountain.
Akuto: Huh? What was that? Hmm... well, I can't just sit around and do nothing. It might be important.
So, the Demon King sighed, before slowly getting up and heading toward the source of the crash.
Eventually, Akuto reaches the source of the crash, and finds a crater, and inside it, was… wait? What was this thing? It looked similar to something he would’ve drawn a long time ago. However, while Ackie was thinking to himself, the strange creature had gotten up.
The Second Coming scratches his head, near him, was someone unlike anyone he had seen before, he was human, sure, but he was far more detailed than any human he knew of. The stick figure began to reach for his pencil, he was unsure of what could happen, and he could end up being killed if he wasn’t careful. After a couple seconds of tension, the man stuck his hand out, a friendly gesture.
Akuto: Oh, yo, hey there! Name's Ak-
(Cue Wielding the Roots of Legends)
The Second Coming, in the heat of the moment, did not hear the words coming out of Akuto's mouth and perceived the arm raise as an attack. The orange stick figure grabbed the arm, before pulling the man close and delivering a combo of punches to his stomach, ending with a kick that launched him away.
Akuto: GUH!... Tch, alright.. guess we're doing this now.
Akuto slowly rose from the ground, before he heard footsteps approaching him from behind. He knew he couldn’t just take the beatings, and so, he interrupted a flying kick with a grab, before tossing his newfound foe away, and thus, the fight began!
FIGHT![]
The Second Coming did a couple stylish flips as he landed, before searching in his pockets, eventually pulling out his trusty pencil. The Second Coming dashed toward the Demon King, leaping into the air and doing a spin as he did so. Ackie watched in shock and awe as the orange stick figure began to draw during his spin, with that drawing eventually coming to live as a giant eel! However, Akuto couldn’t worry about that now, as he blocked another flying kick from his foe, throwing him backward. However, as Ackie turned around, he felt a sharp pain on his arm, eventually finding that the eel had bitten it!
Akuto: Gh- Ow!
Akuto lets out a slight yelp of pain as the eel sinks it’s jaws into his arm, blood beginning to spurt out. The Demon King sighed, before pouring mana energy into his arm, strengthening it greatly, which caused the eel to break it’s teeth as it attempted to go any further! Akuto smirked as he looked at the eel, before swinging his arm, causing it to fly into his foe, knocking them to the ground. The Chosen One’s return slowly rose, before scribbling something else with his pencil, this being a giant hammer!
The orange stick figure rushed toward the Demon King, swinging his hammer at him, which Akuto blocked via pouring more mana into his arms. Eventually, though, after a few swings, The Second Coming managed to catch Akuto off-guard and hit him with the hammer, causing a loud WHACK to sound as Akuto was launched back, a cloud of dust being kicked up as he flew into a large rock.
Ackie slowly rose, wiping some blood from his face as he did so, blue flames began to surge around him, before he let it fly out with a few mana bullets! The Second Coming, not anticipating this, was knocked back by the shots, his hammer flying out of his hands(?).
Akuto: It's best we stop this before it takes off to a point we can't stop!
Though, as The Chosen One’s return neared the ground, he quickly drew giant wings on himself, before taking to the sky! Sai saw this and began to use flight magic in order to propel himself upward, however, as he did that, The Second Coming took out a laser pistol and fired a few shots toward Akuto! Ackie attempts to avoid as much as he can, but is eventually struck in the chest by a shot, he briefly stops, watching as the shot caused some of his flesh to melt off, but he shook his head, and began to fly toward his foe once more!
The Second Coming is given zero time to prepare as Akuto hits him with some mana-charged hits, small blue explosions, well, exploding, with each strike. Eventually, the blasts grow so intense to the point where they completely destroy The Second Coming’s wings, causing him to fall helplessly to the ground!
However, The Second Coming wasn’t helpless. He takes out a pixelated fishing rod, and hooks it onto his foe’s ankle, before using it to swing up behind Ackie and stab him in the back with a green sword of sorts. Though, the sword wasn’t the only thing The Second Coming would use, as he also takes out an even more pixelated hammer, before whacking Akuto several times with it!
Akuto flailed around as he attempted to knock The Second Coming off, to no avail. Eventually, with a slight chuckle of amusement, the last Demon King concentrated his mana into a massive blast, knocking The Second Coming off of him!
Akuto: Heheh, okay okay, I've gotta admit! You're pretty good. But not good enough!
The Second Coming was falling to the ground once again, but he takes out a water bucket, and tosses it down right before he hits the ground, preventing him from taking damage. However, a mana bullet strikes the stick in the back, causing him to get knocked against the ground once more. The Second Coming weakly crawled, before taking out a rectangular shield, blocking the incoming shots.
Akuto saw his foe blocking his mana bullets, and so flew down, attempting to strike the stick with a mana-charged punch. However, before he could, The Second Coming took out what seemed to be a sort of guitar, before playing a solo, causing lightning to strike and a shockwave to ring out, launching Akuto backward!
Ackie was launched into the base of the mountain, kicking up a cloud of dust, which was quickly dispersed by a burst of his mana. However, this was all the time his foe needed to draw in several missiles, which all launched themselves toward the Demon King!
Akuto: Alright... I'm beginning to get tired of this...
With an exasperated glance, Ackie leapt around the missiles, avoiding as much of them as possible, but a stray one managed to hit his arm, completely blowing it to pieces! Akuto yelled out in pain, as The Second Coming glanced over, though they were fighting, the stick was still worried. However, Akuto reached into the stump where his arm once was, and pulled out another arm, good as new!
The Second Coming stepped back in horror as he saw this, before steeling his nerves, and taking out a few orbs of sorts, Ackie saw this and stepped back, before The Second Coming dropped said orbs, various monsters popping out! The reincarnated Chosen One's Pokémon landed on the ground, letting out their respective battle cries at the Demon King.
Akuto, however, simply looked on as a sweat droplet rolled down his face, before a rumbling sound could be heard far away, causing The Second Coming to turn around, before he was trampled by an army of Demonic Beasts! The Pokémon and Beasts began to fight, the area descending into chaos as they fought.
Akuto: Now then, where did you go, orange stick man?..
Akuto stood away from the chaos, searching for his foe amidst the fighting, but then he heard the sound of something being placed behind him, he looked backward, only to find his foe setting up a bunch of cubes with the words “TNT” written on them! The Second Coming set one of the blocks alight, before raising his shield, but that was quickly ripped out of his hands by an enraged Akuto, the two prepare to resume fighting, but end up pausing as they realize what was about to happen…
BOOM!
(Cue Taming the Demon Within)
As smoke from the TNT explosion filled the screen, a bright light shone out from the center of the clouded view. Simultaneously blasting the obstructing clouds away, Akuto Sai floated in the air. His hair was bleached and glowing white, with armored gauntlets now plastered against his arms. Now in his AWAKENED DEMON KING form, Sai broke the silence between them.
Akuto: So… this is what it comes down to huh? Heh, ahaha… ALRIGHT! I SEE HOW IT IS!
Holding his arm out, the almighty Demon King blasted a large burst of mana towards The Second Coming, sending him launching back into a nearby hill. The orange stick figure tried to rise to his feet, though he failed.
The Awoken Demon King floated over him, staring down at him with almost blood-shot eyes. He seemed to now be lost in his madness, unable to turn away from the depths of darkness within his soul. He was fighting just to hold it back from destroying absolutely everything.
Akuto: I've tried my hardest to hold this back, but now it's all coming to an end. This story, this world… Soon enough I'll tear it all away back to zero.
Sai Akuto held his arm out once more, reality shifting around as the earth fractured into thousands of pieces and was sucked towards him. The Second Coming attempted to crawl away, but he was not fast enough to escape the almost vacuum-esq pull of the mighty Demon King. And finally, everything went dark as he was pulled inwards.
…
Though, this was not the end.
Opening his eyes, The Second Coming found himself in a parallel world. It appeared to be a digital virtual space, something beyond most's understanding. But he understood, he had seen countless places like it before. He stared forward, despite being unable to move. He did not give up in the face of danger.
Akuto floated down from the sky, looking towards him with a glare of what appeared to be malice being held back with all his might. However, then what appeared to be a smile from Ackie's true self broke through the Awakened form's demonic visage.
Akuto: Welcome to VPS; this form nearly irreversibly damaged the entire universe. However, now that we're here, that won't be a problem. Though, it may be a bit difficult to adapt here at fir-
However, The Second Coming's eyes flashed green for a moment. He had not heard what Ackie had said…
Words flashed out beside The Chosen One's reincarnation:
My friends are counting on me to return back to them…
Inside of the orange stickman's head, blurry memories of his beloved friends flashed across his vision. With an explosive green and orange aura, almost resembling that of fire, The Second Coming awoke to the powers of the AWAKENED CHOSEN ONE.
Though the two were enemies here, Akuto's smile transformed into a smirk as he took a stance, staring down the green-eyed Awoken Stickman.
Akuto: Heh… I can respect that. Alright, let's cut loose and neither of us hold back! HRAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Akuto Sai let out a war cry, as he blitzed towards The Second Coming with his black wings carrying him forward like lightning. The Second Coming launched inwards, his eyes leaving trails of green light behind him, as a staff with a block of bedrock at the tip formed in his grasp.
The two awoken powerhouses clashed with each other, sending shockwaves across the entire virtual dimension. They rushed back, then around towards each other once again. The two of them kept this pattern up for a bit, their might echoing across the endless realm with each passing they made on each other.
TSC flew back, summoning thousands of blocks into a ball-like sphere and launching them towards Akuto Sai. The Demon King held his arms to the air, summoning a large lightning storm before firing off bolts toward the return of The Chosen One.
The large block-sphere smashed into the lightning, causing a large 'CRASHYOOM!' to reverberate through the area. Virtual mountains broke apart and rumbled, as their power clashed against one another. Ackie kept up his smirk, before launching himself backwards and locking his vision onto the onslaught of blocks that careened towards him.
Grabbing hold of them with his telekinesis, he swept the blocks around him in an arc before tossing them back to sender. Though, as the blocks came into close proximity with the orange stick figure, the hollow-headed Chosen One would hold his staff outwards and connect the end of it to the cascade. They all disintegrated into tiny particles, before a large burst of green laser vision from TSC's eyes sent the remaining tiny chunks flying away.
The laser vision cut upwards through air like a hot knife through butter, as Akuto's eyes widened. He summoned mana into his eyes, before launching beams of his own down as well, colored blue.
The green and blue thin lasers impacted with one another, causing a massive explosion to scorch the entire sky of the dimensional plane. Neither would let their opponent get a chance to rest, though, and both unstoppable forces rushed in at each other once more.
As they impacted through the smoke caused by the explosion, it all was launched away. The Second Coming suddenly held his arm out, the stub on his arm grasping at what appeared to be the black outline of Akuto. With a bizarre glance downwards, Ackie couldn't react in time as TSC pulled on Akuto's micro-particles and formed them into a 1-dimensional string.
Pulling on the lower-dimensional object, The Second Coming began to unravel Akuto from existence. However, with a grunt of immense effort, Akuto also grabbed hold of the dimensional string.
The two reincarnations engaged in a tug of war game for the ages, fighting over a singular string which would perhaps decide the entire fight. However, this is when TSC's vision was blurred when another fist came out of nowhere.
Launching back and rubbing his head, The Chosen One's return attempted to find out what had happened, only to see Akuto being raveled out of existence. With a scratching of his forehead, the stick figure shrugged his shoulders, confused on what exactly had hit him.
Though, that's when reality cracked away, revealing that it was all just an illusion Ackie had placed over TSC. The Awoken Demon King floated behind The Second Coming, placing a hand on his shoulder, before launching the stick upwards.
Sai launched himself into the sky, stopping in front of The Second Coming's path, before summoning another lightning storm. The bolts of lightning struck down, electrocuting the orange stick figure, leading to Ackie grappling TSC by the waist. With a chaotic grin, the Demon King launched both of them towards the ground, spinning around rapidly as they approached. From the spinning pile-driver maneuver, large bursts of wind and twisters spun off from the two combatants' bodies.
However, as they approached the ground at hypersonic speeds, The Second Coming pulled out the Minecraft icon. He plugged it into a staff's end, before bringing out a white line next to it. Akuto, curious as to what was going on, glanced at the staff. However, it was too late for him, as TSC had changed the properties of the Minecraft block to "Infinite" with his ability to manipulate mathematics.
The last Demon King had not the time to brace for impact, before a massive pillar of bedrock launched from the ground below and knocked him out of the pile-drive. Akuto launched away, as The Chosen One's reincarnation touched to the ground. The orange stick figure then began to manipulate the properties of the bedrock pillar, dragging out another white line and constantly multiplying it by square roots of itself.
This left Sai Akuto stunned, as he caught himself in mid-air and looked back towards what was happening. Whatever he was expecting to catch sight of, it was definitely not what awaited him thus. Many pillars of the same substance which had knocked him away just not seconds prior were now being exponentially multiplied by itself!
Akuto: Woah… This stick figure sure has a lot of surprises, huh? Well… It's time I break out some surprises of my own…
Closing his eyes, Akuto then began warping the world around him. This caused The Second Coming to look up from what he was doing, and angle his head up at the last Demon King. The entire plane was being warped into a demonic shape, as what appeared to be a giant apparition of Ackie made from mana stood in the "skybox" of Virtual Phase Space. TSC could only watch, as the apparition held back a fist, before rocketing it downwards.
However, TSC shook his head, before beginning to hack into the system of whatever was controlling the dimension. Setting his descriptors to extreme numbers higher than what we as humanity can comprehend, The Second Coming grew massively in size, punching outside of the dimensional wall and now on Ackie's level of existence.
As a result, Akuto Sai's punch was stopped before it could even make collision, with the Demon King himself being thrown away from the bubble-like sphere that was VPS. As TSC's vision came to in the new world, he could see around them were millions of trillions of other spheres, serving as other universes that swirled around in the digital plane. A large, pulsating digitized "void" surrounded the realm in which both combatants found themselves, with large city structures decorating the skyline.
They were floating in the Afterlife, where the final parts of the fight would take place.
Akuto: Your fighting spirit is almost unparalleled. I'm incredibly grateful to have met you, Second Coming.
Akuto smiled, as the Lifelogs began flashing before his eyes. The countless ways the fight could end sat before him, and now it was time to act. Sai braced himself, as he prepared to end things. His form was now no longer that of his Awakened self, as if he had completely controlled the bloodlusted nature of the form and gotten it under control.
Akuto: But only one of us can win, though we do not know why.
The Second Coming simply nodded at this, also preparing himself to end it all. A white glow poured into his body, with the green glow on his eyes cycling between both an emerald hue and a purely blank white one.
Euler's Identity empowered The Second Coming, making all of him infinite. Size, shape, power, dimensions, swiftness… all of it became infinite. And this would close out our fight, with the two rushing towards each other.
Blinding lights spilled out of their clashing forms, a final attack from both in the form of a kick shook the entire Afterlife. Tension built up in the center of the universe, as the countless bubbles around them faded and blasted away into nonexistence. The weight of infinite dimensions crumbled under their combined power, and all that could be considered "reality" became "fiction".
Alan Becker returned to his PC, having left his spot on the new novel he was reading to go on a lunch break. Though, when he came back, he found the main character of said novel battling with the stick figure who helped him animate. Panicking, the Animator quickly sat down at his seat, searching for a way to end the climactic yet at the same time anticlimactic, from Alan's perspective anyways, battle.
Though, he was left with the unfortunate truth. It was too late, the PDF of Demon King Daimao split in two, as a large shockwave boomed across his desktop.
From another application, four multi-colored stick figures were playing cards, but the shockwave got their attention quickly. They looked outside, only to find a file ruptured in the distance. They began to grow worried, as their orange-colored friend had been out and about, searching for something to do.
They quickly all followed out of the hand-drawn house they grew their fellowship in, pouring out of the door as they looked towards the carnage that had just unfolded. They didn't know what had happened… They were worried. That worry was only heightened, when they saw something that wasn't their friend floating towards them.
But, thus, Akuto touched to the ground of the desktop, carrying TSC with him. With a smile, he laid him on the taskbar, holding a hand out towards the many stick figures. They were fixing to all jump in and attack, but were stopped when Ackie said his next lines
Akuto: Don't worry. He's okay, just blacked out. We really went too hard during our battle.
Ackie chuckled a bit, nervously rubbing the back of his head.
Akuto: Do you guys have a place for me to stay in the meantime? I've gotta repair a few things…
He looked out towards the destruction caused by their final clash, the shattered file and the countless words strewn across the computer. Though, Sai was relieved, when the squad of four stick figures accepted his request, before helping TSC back inside so he could rest up better. With a sigh to reflect his absolute relief at the situation, Akuto would turn towards the fourth-wall, waving to the human who watched on from the outside, before following the five stickmen inside the digital home.
And from that point onward, Alan knew it was going to be a long few weeks…
K.O![]
The Second Coming is seen finally waking up, before walking into the main room of the house. He meets Akuto, shaking hands with him, before the two decide to get to work on a way to fix Ackie's world.
Results[]
Monke: Woah, talk about a fight for the ages!
Featherine: At first glance, this may have seen like an easy win for everyone's favorite orange stickman. However, children of man, do keep in mind, that this fight was a lot more than it seemed.
Triangle: To the Second Coming's credit, he definitely kept Ackie on his toes with all of his abilities. Akuto himself has a lot of abilities, but he's never quite seen anyone like TSC.
Dura: That's another thing too, while Akuto has had more experience by technicality, he's never quite faced the same amount of people as the Second Coming has. Quality over quantity, as they say.
Monke: So, with this all in mind, and with the fact both of them had the potential to create and maintain infinite-dimensional structures like the dimensional portal and the stories of dreams-within-dreams respectively, how did TSC lose? Well, there's a whole lot more going into this.
Triangle: While the Second Coming could create infinite-dimensional portals and maintain them with his own existence, those infinite-dimensional constructs were still that: infinite-dimensional. It's something he has to try to maintain.
Featherine: Akuto, on the other hand, didn't have to try at all to maintain stories, which on their own held several infinitely-large structures comparable to infinite mathematical dimensions. Additionally, he was capable of destroying the Afterlife, which meant destroying a realm that immeasurably encompassed said stories.
Dura: In short, there was no way to reasonably say TSC could overcome Akuto via sheer strength. So, what about through abilities?
Monke: Akuto had answers to those, too. Most of the Second Coming's more practical powers, like creation, summoning, and lightning, Akuto could also match with his own powers. And if Orange tried to break Akuto's existence down by turning him into 1-D strings, Sai could just as easily counter by taking control of the tiniest fabric of reality and keeping himself from being undone. He can manipulate the plot, after all!
Featherine: The Second Coming could regenerate from being bisected, and even resist being erased from reality through sheer willpower, however Akuto's own regeneration made that hard to counter.
Triangle: The final nail in the coffin was when you compared their most powerful states. Even if the Second Coming became an infinite-dimensional god who transcended things like physics and space-time, Akuto becoming the author of his own story meant he was inherently above things like the narrative, while TSC's whole point is the struggle of having to push against his own everyday problems. While Ackie has similar troubles, his story has ended, so we know for a fact he overcomes them. The same cannot be said for The Chosen One's return, at least, not yet.
Dura: Ultimately, though, what makes these two such great characters is not necessarily their power. It's their drive to do what's right despite the odds set in front of them, and always support their friends even when rocks and obstacles are placed in their relationship.
Featherine: The Second Coming may have had a nearly unending pool of willpower and a large arsenal of abilities, but Akuto's power, tenacity, and own unending desire to do all to his best ability ultimately trumped Orange.
Monke: It's hard to wrap your Mine around the way this was crafted, but when it came to awakened might, Akuto just had the better schtick.
Triangle: The winner is Akuto Sai.
Trivia[]
- The Connections between The Second Coming and Akuto Sai are as follows:
- Both were "returns" of powerful beings (The Chosen One and Zero)
- Both didn't like the systems their world worked on (Alan not thinking anything of the stick figures and the system of the Gods) which would lead to them battling the main part of that system, which just so happened to be computer-based.
- They have a group of friends who they hold very close to them, and they have gone a little... murderous when members of that group were killed. Said group also has a member extremely skilled with tech within it (Yellow and Yoshie)
- They would, eventually, meet with and befriend the person who they were a successor to. (The Chosen One and Zero)
- They both have "awakened" super forms they get upon death
- They've both battled mimics in the past (The Witch and The Doll)
- They've both also battled beings who desired to destroy the entire world (The Dark Lord and The One)
- While battling these beings, their actions would cause all but one of their team to die. (The Chosen One and Keena)
- They've both also become gods at some point (TSC becoming a god of sorts by the end of Animation vs Physics and Akuto becoming the author)
- The first part of the fight (Pre-Fight and Base TSC VS Base Akuto) was written by Beeg, while the second part (Awakened forms and onward) was written by Dura.