| The Second Coming Vs BlackGuy | |
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| Season | 1 |
| Overall Episode | 2 |
| Season Episode | 2 |
| Air date | June 2nd, 2021 |
| Written by | TheDerpyPotato |
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Description[]
𝙎𝙩𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙛𝙞𝙜𝙪𝙧𝙚𝙨 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙣 𝙞𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙞𝙘 𝙥𝙞𝙚𝙘𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙛𝙞𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣. 𝙊𝙣𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝙨𝙞𝙢𝙥𝙡𝙚 𝙨𝙩𝙮𝙡𝙚𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙜𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙. 𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙨𝙚 𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙛𝙞𝙜𝙪𝙧𝙚𝙨 𝙩𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙞𝙩 𝙪𝙥 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙣𝙚𝙭𝙩 𝙡𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙡! 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙎𝙚𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙙 𝘾𝙤𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙜, 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘾𝙝𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙣 𝙊𝙣𝙚’𝙨 𝙧𝙚𝙗𝙞𝙧𝙩𝙝. 𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙂𝙪𝙮, 𝙠𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙗𝙤𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙨 𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙚 2015! 𝙒𝙝𝙞𝙘𝙝 𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙛𝙞𝙜𝙪𝙧𝙚𝙨 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙖𝙡 𝙫𝙞𝙘𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙮?!
Interlude[]
(Insert Invader - Jim Johnston/Theme of DEATH BATTLE!) here
Wiz: Most characters in pop culture have very distinct and unique designs.
Boomstick: But these two turn that outdated trend on it’s head and cheat the system!
Wiz: The Second Coming! The rebellious stickfigure!
Boomstick: And BlackGuy! The modest boss killer!
Boomstick: He’s Wiz and I’m Boomstick.
Wiz: And it’s our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win...a DEATH BATTLE!
The Second Coming is coming into DEATH BATTLE![]
Boomstick: One day, some random animator with a stick fetish decided to draw a stickfigure for no reason on his computer.
Wiz: But the drawing rebelled and tore apart his computer.
Boomstick: So he made another one that also rebelled and tore apart his computer... Damn, this guy’s luck is shit.
Wiz: Meet The Second Coming, also known as Orange.
Boomstick: Sometimes, data likes to bite you in the ass.
Wiz: That is exactly what happened with the one whose name goes by Alan Becker.
Boomstick: The animator made two seperate stickfigures, both of which kicked his ass. Seriously, how do you lose to a fucking piece of code that YOU MADE? Alan might be a dumbass...
Wiz: ...Moving on- The Second Coming followed The Chosen One as the primary stickfigure of Alan’s computer.
Boomstick: They even made friends with the not-TMNT Fighting Stickfigures. All of them being seperate colors to identify them. Y’know Wiz, they kinda me of something...
Wiz: What?
Boomstick: Bunch of blue turds from the 1980’s...
Wiz: The Smurfs?
Boomstick: YEAH! Oh those little assholes! If we weren’t on an episode not about them I’d tear them apart a new hellhole!
Wiz: We really need to put you on some sort of drug that will stop you from doing this...
Boomstick: HAHAHAHAHAHA! please don’t tell me you’re serious-
Wiz: *sigh* The Second Coming eventually got inbetwene the conflict of The Dark Lord.
Boomstick: And they kicked his... ass? Stick? Legs? Do stickfigures even have asses unless stickfigure porn is canon?
Wiz: ...Onto their toolkit...
Boomstick: The Second Coming has quite the grand arsenal. From hammers, to wings, to FUCKING SUPER SAIYAN!
Wiz: Well it isn’t technically Super Saiyan, it’s basically Super Saiyan.
Boomstick: Wiz! Maybe if you beat me up I’ll transform!
Wiz: I don’t think that’s how reality wor-
Boomstick: DUMMY!
Dummy: What do you want?
𝘽𝙤𝙤𝙢𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙘𝙠 𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙫𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝘿𝙪𝙢𝙢𝙮’𝙨 𝙠𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙧 𝙢𝙤𝙙𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙜𝙤𝙩 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙖𝙨𝙨 𝙠𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙.
Boomstick: WIZ! I FEEL THE POWER! I’M A STICKGOD!
Wiz: …
Boomstick: Not only does The Second Coming gain the ability to fly, he also has some sick lasers!
Wiz: The Second Coming’s laser attacks were able to easily make The Dark Lord struggle. Who could fight evenly with The Chosen One. Both The Dark Lord and The Chosen One were destroying some of the mountainous landscape from the surrounding area. If we take the largest type of mountain and determine the amount of TNT necessary to damage it in someway. The lasers must have had a force of 500 megatons of TNT!
Boomstick: It’s flight speeds are something else! The Second Coming was flying at speeds comparable to The Dark Lord and The Chosen One, who could move across a small part of an ocean within seconds.
Wiz: The two of them must’ve been flying at speeds a bit above the speed of sound in order to accomplish those levels of travel.
Boomstick: And that’s not even it for this beast of a Super Form! The Second Coming solo’d tons of Virabots with almost no issues at all. The same Virabots who gave The Chosen One himself trouble!
Wiz: The Chosen One is widely seen as the strongest of it’s verse. It directly competed with The Dark Lord, who could destroy chunks of small mountains with ease.
Boomstick: The Chosen One isn’t a slouch in the slightest. It fought off fucking Ho-Oh and Gold for crying out loud! Gold was even able to compete with Red, who defeated an insanely powerful Pokemon in Mewtwo.
Wiz: Granted, Gold beats Red depending on the continuity.
Boomstick: The shiny Super Form isn’t all that The Second Coming has. It’s base form is just as deadly!
Wiz: The Second Coming’s base form is where it truly shines when it comes to variety.
Boomstick: With the power of a magic pen thing…! Look, it’s a stickfigure animation series from the late 2000’s, don’t expect it to make sense. The Second Coming can magically create any weapon it can think of
Wiz: And when he says anything, he means anything! The Second Coming has shown quite the arsenal of weapons on-screen already. But theoretically, it’s arsenal is limitless.
Boomstick: Starting with a hammer thing! Which helped it defend against enemies such as Virabots
Wiz: It’s also been shown to use laser rifles and is the only character in it’s verse to speak directly with The Animator
Boomstick: Hell, the little asshole tried to mess with The Animator’s personal life.
Wiz: The Second Coming has an extremely varied arsenal with tons of powerful weapons that will keep anybody on their toes.
Wiz: The Second Coming is quite the powerhouse when it comes to accomplishments, especially for it’s unthreatening appearance.
Boomstick: The Second Coming fought against all 4 fighting Stickmen at once, and it made them look like Rey from Episode 8!
Wiz: All 4 of the fighting Stickmen are shown to be experts at hand-to-hand combat, given their name.
Boomstick: Keep in mind, The Second Coming is young and inexperienced. And it still kicked their stick asses!
Wiz: The Second Coming has travelled through a plethora of video games in his life.
Boomstick: From Pokemon, to Minecraft, to For- er, I mean League of Legends.
Wiz: It has beaten many entities in these games.
Boomstick: It even managed to defeat Youtube! Wiz, we can’t continue this episode anymore.
Wiz: Wait- why?
Boomstick: Because the little asshole is trying to steal our ad revenue!
Wiz facepalmed in annoyance. Throwing a beer into Boomstick’s mouth to get his mind off of it.
Wiz: That’s not all. The Second Coming was able to survive getting beaten to the brink of death by Virabots. The same Virabots who gave The Chosen One an immense amount of trouble.
Boomstick: And all of those feats were in it’s base form. Shit gets CRAZY when it transforms into it’s Super Saiyan Stick form!
Wiz: In this state, The Second Coming can do most things that The Chosen One could’ve done.
Boomstick: It can shoot lasers, fly, regenerate, fly at supersonic speeds, you name it!
Wiz: With this form, The Second Coming was able to kill The Dark Lord. Who, as we stated before, could shatter parts of what’re supposedly mountains or cliff sides.
Boomstick: It healed all injuries before transforming and basically became Superman.
Wi: Don’t mention that name ever again…
Boomstick: Who, Superman? Why?
Wiz: Boomstick-
Boomstick: What’s wrong with the word Superm-
Wiz paused the video with a remote. A “To Be Continued” icon appeared across the screen and a brief jingle played.
BlackGuy Terrarides into DEATH BATTLE![]
Boomstick: Terraria is a great action-adventure experience.
Wiz: An inexperienced yet powerful warrior exists in this universe.
Boomstick: And his name was… well actually we don’t really know it. It’s fairly inconsistent.
Wiz: It ranges from BlackGuy, to James, to JZBoy. But for convenience, we’ll refer to him as BlackGuy.
Wiz: Despite starring as the main protagonist in a web series based on an action-packed adventure game, BlackGuy isn’t all he’s cracked up to be.
Boomstick: He’s a complete... novice!
Wiz: That’s right! BlackGuy to this day is still learning about his surroundings and discovering new things.
Boomstick: Can you blame him? I was completely clueless when first playing the game to! I even pissed myself after getting jumpscared by skulls! *shutter*
Wiz: Even with his flaws, BlackGuy is still quite the capable fighter.
Boomstick: He has a huge variety of my favorite thing… weapons! This dude has an entire Roblox catalog worth of weapons and tools at his disposal!
Wiz: Including his current strongest, the Bladetongue!
Boomstick: It’s a fish, that has a blade for a tongue! That’s so strange… yet so AWESOME!
Wiz: Even with it’s unthreatening nature, it is quite the powerhouse.
Boomstick: It has damage output far above the Night’s Edge. Which could damage the Mechanical Bosses! The strongest of which could destroy parts of a house!
Wiz: To be able to pull that off, The Twins would need to launch an attack worth 300 megajoules of force! That’s more than enough force to kill even the most durable of humans.
Boomstick: Alongside his trusty tongue blade, he has his Star Cannon, and Enchanted Boomerang! Both drastically amplifying his range.
Wiz: The Star Cannon, as the name suggests, fires fallen stars that could be obtained at night. If we assume the speed of the stars would be similar to that of the fastest stars in the real world. Then these stars could potentially reach light speed.
Boomstick: The Enchanted Boomerang is a boomerang that is slightly more powerful than a wooden boomerang! Yeah, this one isn’t too exciting…
Wiz: Besides his current melee weapon of choice. BlackGuy comes ahold with the Night’s Edge and the Excalibur! Both of which are really potent weapons that serve as nice alternatives for his Bladetongue.
Boomstick: Night’s Edge and Excalibur? You know what that means Wiz?! THE TERRA BLADE!
Boomstick pulls out the Terra Blade and starts flailing around. This course of action causes green beans to fly everywhere, destroying the walls in the area. After Boomstick realizes his mistake, Wiz crosses his arms and gives him a dirty look. Boomstick gave him a nervous laugh in return, scratching his head.
Wiz: Some of these weapons aren’t invincible however, as too much damage can cause the weapons to revert to their previous forms.
Boomstick: Like the time BlackGuy took The Destroyer head-on, causing his cool-ass weapon to break. God damnit dude, you’re not supposed to take after TFS’ Gohan!
Wiz: Weapons isn’t all that he has, he also has a few potions at his disposal.
Boomstick: Such as the Teleportation Potion, which can teleport the user anywhere! Or the Obsidian Skin Potion, which allows the user to become Lavagirl and become one with the lava!
Wiz: He also has the ability to stay airborn for as long as he needs to, a form of toonforce you could say.
Boomstick: Oh no… the flashbacks are reappearing again!
Boomstick fell onto the floor, rolling into a ball and shaking intensely. Flashbacks of Deadpool Vs Pinkie Pie circled through his head, causing him to have a mental breakdown.
Wiz: BlackGuy is surprisingly powerful, much more powerful than you’d might think.
Boomstick: He has defeated every Terraria boss up to Plantera! And he survived through all of them without a scratch.
Wiz: Most of the bosses did at least give him some struggle, and this isn’t even counting the hard mode bosses.
Boomstick: The mechanical bosses should have similar power output. Meaning they should all be comparable to 300 megajoules of force!
Wiz: Converting megajoules into microtons of TNT. 300 megajoules of force would be equivalent to well over 70,000 microtons of TNT!
Boomstick: And that’s not even his strongest showing of durability!
Wiz: After his battle with The Eater of Worlds. BlackGuy caused a meteor about the size of Earth to collide with his world.
Boomstick: To damage the Earth like that, the meteor would’ve had to be insanely powerful! It would need a force of 50,000,000,000,000,000 megatons of TNT! Holy shit! Not even my ex-wife could pull off a force of that caliber!
Wiz: BOOMSTICK!
Boomstick: What?
Wiz: ahem BlackGuy has also survived being slammed into objects many times, even being used as a battering ram.
Boomstick: Durability isn’t all that this mini Godzilla has, he also has power!
Wiz: BlackGuy was able to significantly damage The Twins. Which could possibly put him at the same 300 megajoules of force that The Twins power offered.
Boomstick: Even being a goof, BlackGuy still knows how to kick ass!
Pre-Death Battle[]
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set! And we’ve run the data through all possibilities!
Boomstick: IT’S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!!
Death Battle[]
The sky was a nice and bright blue, the sun was shining, and it was a usual perfect day in the world. A naive hero ran across the green grass, attempting to catch bugs. Jumping about.
*The Second Coming has joined.*
BlackGuy turned, seeing a strange orange stickman looking around. The Second Coming turned and saw BlackGuy, picturing him as The Chosen One. It jumped up and down a bit in excitement, pulling out a pencil and paper. It drew a hammer, welding it and preparing itself. Charging at BlackGuy, it went for the offense.
In a panic, BlackGuy hastily pulled out his Bladetongue, quickly shaking it in an effort to get the sword out. In the heat of the moment, the sword luckily revealed itself at the right time. Their weapons clashed, beginning the fight with a bang.
🅕🅘🅖🅗🅣!
BlackGuy went on the assault, pushing The Second Coming off of him and going full offense. The Second Coming did the same, though it was more sluggish due to the bigger weapon. A golden opportunity was presented among BlackGuy, and he took it. He swiftly evaded a potent hammer attack, and went for a strike with all of his might. Unleashing a combo on his opponent, BlackGuy sent The Second Coming straight into a tree. This caused him to be disarmed. In a fast span of time, it quickly drew a laser pistol to use against it’s opponent. BlackGuy titled his head to dodge one of them, than started running to evade the rest. He pulled out his Star Cannon and began firing with the little fallen stars he had. The Second Coming also began running with BlackGuy. Because of this, their beams began colliding and creating very minor shockwaves due to impact. As they ran, BlackGuy’s fuel quickly depleted. A distinct clicking sound sent a small chill down BlackGuy’s body. He noticed he had run out of ammo. In a quick reaction, BlackGuy zoomed straight at his opponent, dodging lasers as he ran. The Second Coming went for more offensive fire. In an act out of blind desperation, BlackGuy closed his eyes and jumped over an incoming laser. He then threw the Star Cannon at The Second Coming, slamming into it and causing it to be knocked over. BlackGuy landed with a pounce, spending a few milliseconds to breathe before welding his Bladetongue again for another barrage.
With The Second Coming distracted, BlackGuy landed plenty of meaty hits in. The Second Coming wasn’t gonna let itself get bodied into a corner however. It dodged two of BlackGuy’s slashes, dropkicking him into the floor. Due to this, BlackGuy was open for attack. The orange stickman didn’t pull any punches, but it actually did an BlackGuy was net with punches and kicks. As far as it knew, The Second Coming clutched it’s hands around BlackGuy, picked him up, and threw him backwards into the air. It than followed up with running and slamming it’s opposing fighter into the ground. Creating a visible pile of dirt in the shape of BlackGuy.
BlackGuy, in a daze, looked around as his vision returned. Not seeing his opponent in view. But he realized fast that The Second Coming would be on top of him in a few seconds. And would you look at that, it was! Or it tried to… As The Second Coming attempted to tackle BlackGuy, BlackGuy reached as fast as he could to grab his Star Cannon. Which was continently right next to where he had landed. Within the blink of an eye he shifted it towards the incoming force and fired it. The Second Coming was right in the fact of the gun as it fired. Causing a star to slam into it face-first. BlackGuy spammed the trigger, hoping to god that The Second Coming would back off. He was lucky to have some extra stars on him. Guess he thought, in the moment, he didn’t realize he had more stars. The Second Coming unexpectedly ran back, it’s face having a couple cuts from the sharp edges of the ammo. It took a moment to breath, as did BlackGuy. They were both bruised up, they had taken quite the beating.
The Second Coming came up with the most outlandish thing in the world. A pair of running shoes that would allow it to run fast enough to time travel. It drew them up and put them on. Preparing and running at BlackGuy. BlackGuy somehow reacted just in time, using his Night’s Edge incase The Second Coming would go on the offense. He felt a colossal amount of pressure zoom around his body. It was like he had been punched into a vortex. The Second Coming was moving as fast as it’s legs could take it. Hoping that the time-traveling punch would be enough to destroy BlackGuy. But instead, the shear velocity that the two were moving at set them both ablaze. This immediately sent them both in a panic, finally forcing The Second Coming to stop running and fall. BlackGuy also was sent flying, though forwards instead of downwards. Luckily for him, his weapon has lessened the impact. BlackGuy thought it was the reason he was even alive. Unfortunately, the force of the punch made his weapon split into all four of it’s pieces. BlackGuy thought all hope was lost, but he then flashbacked to his fight with The Destroyer. This instantly made a lightbulb flash above him. He frantically snatched all the weapons around him, and clutched them in one hand. Creating a sort of buzzsaw. Despite still being on fire, he gave himself the courage to get back to his feet and finish the fight.
The Second Coming could barely move. His durability didn’t allow him to last nearly as long. It struggled to get up, but it managed due to it’s sheer tenacity. It saw a blazing light, seeing the burning BlackGuy running at him with as much speed as he could get. The Second Coming welded a hammer, knowing it had to overwhelm BlackGuy before it ran out. It began charging as well. Both ablaze, the grand finale was beginning. And with a clash of fiery glory, the two stickmen were locked into a maximum effort melee clash. The Second Coming tried it’s best to hit BlackGuy, but BlackGuy was just too fast. Especially in it’s current state. So it resorted to slamming the ground with all it’s might and force in order to stun BlackGuy. It worked, and BlackGuy was put into a daze. His vision was already blurred due to the flames, but this just made it essentially impossible for him to do anything. The Second Coming swung it’s weapon into the airborne BlackGuy without a second thought, the force he put into it causing him to throw the weapon at the same time. The Second Coming panted, thinking id has finally won. The wind caused from the swing also made the fire blow off of the orange stickman. BlackGuy separated all of his weapons and dug them into the ground, allowing him to keep the distance gap between him and his opponent small. BlackGuy pulled his weapons out of the ground, using them once again as a buzzsaw. He swung them around in a circle motion as fast as he could, charging at the now defenseless Second Coming. He jumped up, tackling into The Second Coming. The Second Coming threw it’s weakened arms out in a desperate attempt to stop the approaching black stickman. BlackGuy kept pushing, slowly getting past The Second Coming’s grip. He threw his arm into the air, shoving the sword-buzzsaw into the side of The Second Coming’s face and it’s shoulder. The Second Coming felt an absolutely menacingly insane amount of pain undergo it side. It’s face was being sawed in half. In the moment, it realized it had to take BlackGuy down with it. It pulled out a grenade and held it tightly to it’s chest. BlackGuy looked down and saw the ignited grenade counting down quickly. He had a sense of terror gloom over him as his vision was replaced with a flashing light. Most of the forest had been engulfed in an explosion. The flames that had spread throughout the area somehow amplified the explosions radius and power.
...
...?
The roaring sound of flames doomed to once graceful forest. Smoke now was the inhabitant of what was left of the sky. A familiar black figure very weakly kneeled up. His vision was returning to him. His entire body felt like it had been hit by a colossal nuke. He slowly looked around, realizing what the plains had become. He assumed that The Second Coming was dead, given it was more damaged than he was. But just to make sure, he steadily got back to his feat and grabbed the only sword he had left. His Excalibur. Panting, sweating, and covered in sores, BlackGuy gazed upon the distance.
The Second Coming was miraculously still alive. It wasn’t able to move and it could feel it’s last life rapidly fading away. With half of it’s face and shoulder sliced off, it just accepted that it was going to perish. But then, a daunting moment came over it. It thought back to the battle with the Dark Lord. And how it underwent a life-changing event. It thought about it’s friends and those it cared about. And... in that moment, something changed. A beam of light shot straight up, with only one figure being prescient inside of it. BlackGuy looked up and stared at the light, his face immediately going from slight confidence to overwhelming worry. Two green eyes flashed through the alright bright light, somehow reflecting off the ground. The presence swiped away the light, revealing a fully healed and powered up Second Coming. BlackGuy knew that he had to try, otherwise he and his entire world would be obliterated. His emotions shifted from worry to tenacity and anger. He slammed his feet on the ground, moving faster than the eye could see. He leaped across the rocks that had gone airborne from the light, moving towards the super powered being as fast as he could. The Second Coming’s green eyes glowed brighter than before,
. It fired two rays of light straight at BlackGuy. BlackGuy noticed this almost immediately and put his sword against himself for defense. The eye-blasts sent him straight into the ground and through it. Creating a trial of deep dirt along the way. He was slammed into the bottom of a mountain. As he opened his eyes once more, The Second Coming was directly in front of him. It’s controlling eyes gazing upon him. The Second Coming grabbed BlackGuy by the neck and began dragging him all across the mountain. Eventually pulling him off the mountain and throwing him into the burning trees below. Firing lasers to make the impact even more devastating. Before BlackGuy could hit the ground or even react, The Second Coming uppercutted him back into the air. Zooming up to him and punching him straight forwards once again. The Second Coming flew past the flying BlackGuy, clenching his fists in a hammer-like position. He slammed BlackGuy into the ground, hitting him straight in the face. BlackGuy finally felt the ground again, resting inside and of a crater. The Second Coming landed beside the crater, still possessing that terrifying feeling. The orange stickman’s eyes flashed with light, shoving into BlackGuy. The impact from the lasers sent an explosion comparable to the grenade’s explosion upwards. It didn’t cause the same damage due to the diagonal direction. The Second Coming stared down at the blazing forest, feeling a sense of guilt from it. Suddenly, it heard a sound that sounded like someone pushing into dirt. From the smoke and ashes. It saw BlackGuy, who was covered in tons of injuries, clenching onto his damaged Excalibur. The Second Coming’s fist crackled with green electricity, charging at BlackGuy with it. The two combatants were pulling in their last stands, as they edged closer and closer to eachother. The entire world was covered in suspense. The two stickman met eye contact and their attacks were right about to clash.
…………………………………
The Second Coming felt a wave of pain gloss over it as a shooting star slices straight through its body. It exploded into a million bloody pieces, leaving BlackGuy completely confused.
He stood in the air, in the exact same position, staring blankly into space. He dropped his weapon, falling back down to to the ground below. His consciousness escaped him, and his body was left motionless on the burning floor. The fire was slowly burning out, but the devastation the fight left would never been forgotten…
Results[]
Boomstick: ...
Wiz: ...
Boomstick: So uh- what just happened? And why the hell was that ending so dark?
Wiz: That I cannot explain. But what I can explain is what happened and why it did happen. Now, this wasn’t exactly and easy matchup to decide a victor for. Quite the opposite in fact.
Boomstick: Yeah! The two were pretty evenly matched in base form. With them having similar arsenals and stats.
Wiz: That is, until The Second Coming transforms. Where The Second Coming trumps him in most stats. It is stronger, faster, and it has more abilities. That is, except for one stat.
Boomstick: BlackGuy could survive a meteor worth 50 quintillion megatons of TNT! While The Second Coming could only manage 500 megatons with it’s most deadly attacks, and this is with a highball mind you!
Wiz: This means that BlackGuy could survive hits worth 1,000,000,000 times more power than The Second Coming at his best!
Boomstick: And it’s not like BlackGuy would be taking much damage before The Second Coming goes all out anyway. Since they’re similar in power before the orange stickman goes Super Saiyan. BlackGuy’s more impressive offensive feat would be taking on bosses who could dish out 300 megajoules of force. That is like comparing an ant to Godzilla!
Wiz: The Second Coming wasn’t leagues faster than BlackGuy either once transformed. Given BlackGuy could dodge and react to lasers without much issues. Even if The Second Coming had faster traveling and combat speeds, BlackGuy had far faster reaction speeds. This would help him fight back against the only thing that could somewhat hurt him.
Boomstick: BlackGuy also had a huge variety of awesome weapons that gave him far more versatility than Super Saiyan Coming. Whose main form of attack consists of lasers and it’s fists.
Wiz: BlackGuy just had all the things he needed to pull out a victory, barely.
Boomstick: This sure was one boss of a fight, really wish I came to see it!
Wiz facepalmed in disappointed at Boomstick’s terrible puns.
Wiz: The winner is BlackGuy!
Music Track[]
🇫🇦🇸🇹 🇪🇽🇵🇦🇳🇸🇮🇴🇳🇸
Trivia[]
- The connections are:
- Both are some of the most major characters in web series about stickmen
- Both are somewhat naive when it comes to the world around them and are still learning about it
- Both are quick learners
- Both are stickmen
- Both are the leaders of a group of 5
- Both have traveled to different games other than their home world
- The fight was originally going to have much more to it. But Derpy scrapped much of it due to wanting to work on other fights. These include:
- A scene where BlackGuy would ride on a railroad track in his Mechanical Cart, battling against The Second Coming with wings.
- A scene where BlackGuy would use his Enchanted Boomerang to knock The Second Coming out of the sky. Following this up with a punch to the face with the Flesh Knuckles.
- A scene where BlackGuy would get attacked by a horde of enemies due to him having the Flesh Knuckles.
- A scene where BlackGuy would charge and slice straight through The Second Coming, which would then lead into the buzzsaw grenade scene.
- A scene where BlackGuy would desperately throw the 4 swords at The Second Coming due to the transformation. Only for The Second Coming. Only for The Second Coning to dodge all of them and incinerate them with a laser, creating an explosion behind him as he turned back around.
- And a scene where BlackGuy would cut The Second Coming with both the Bladetongue and the Excalibur in an X-shape, only for the star to deal the finishing blow.
- The fight would be hand-drawn for obvious reasons
- Animator Vs Animation and Stickman Vs Terraria Bosses are some of Derpy’s favorite web series of all time
Music Trivia[]
- The name Fast Expansions comes from the fact that The Second Coming and BlackGuy were quick to expand their knowledge on the world in a variety of ways.
- The track would be a more serious version of Stars of the Universe, with some Terraria and AVA themes thrown in for fanservice.
By me (Thelaserman20
This is Thelaserman20's new 10th Death Battle.
Description[]
Alan Becker vs JZboy! These stick-stars on Youtube have a knack for exploring video games and getting into trouble. But what happens when these two faces of stick-animations fight to the death? Let's find out, on this episode of DEATH BATTLE!
Interlude[]
Laser: Who doesn't love crazy crossover animations? Some random nobody comes into a cool yet random video game, and chaos ensues.
Genesis: And these two are the perfect examples of those animations!
Laser: The Second Coming, the Chosen One reborn, Pokemon champion, and Minecraft explorer!
Genesis: And JZBoy (even though the title says BlackGuy, I'm calling him JZBoy because it his the Youtuber's self insert.), Terraria boss slaying, Microphone-throwing, Piano playing, Bendy slaying, Stickman!
Laser: And we're going to analyse (almost) all of their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a DEATH BATTLE!
Rules[]
- Feats and weapons from (almost) every episode they appeared in will be used.
- The Second Coming will NOT be allowed to use the master block, as it is a non-standard weapon.
The Second Coming explores DEATH BATTLE![]
JZBoy causes chaos in DEATH BATTLE![]
Intermission[]
Pre-Fight[]
FIGHT![]
Results[]
Trivia[]
- The soundtrack would be called ???