Description[]
| The Redman vs. Ignited Chica | |
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| Air date | 2/13/22 |
| Written by | DaRealBlackYoshi (Blue Yoshi) |
| Episode guide | |
| Previous Flumpty Bumpty vs. Bill Cipher |
Next Henry Stickmin vs. Black Spy |
Black Yoshi: Today's battle would be between 2 characters from FNAF Fan verse games.
Black Yoshi: The man who drank lava and lived kinda, The Redman!
Black Yoshi: And we have a demon taken the form of Chica the Chicken but burnt. She is known as Ignited Chica!
Blue Yoshi: We will research both of their abilities and feats to see who would in in a 1v1 fight!
(DO NOT MAKE ANOTHER VERSION OF THIS FIGHT OR ANY OF MY FIGHTS WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!)
The Redman hacks the entire battle![]
(Music Cue: One Night at Flumpty's 2 Classic Music)
Black Yoshi: Man....he's seen better days.
Blue Yoshi: The Redman past was that he was just a normal human being. However he was kidnapped Flumpty and was forced to drink lava.
Black Yoshi: You'd think that would kill him as soon as the lava entered his mouth, but no he lived.
Black Yoshi: Yep against all odds, he survived drinking lava.....kinda.
Blue Yoshi: Yeeeeahhhhh the human now known as The Redman didn't really recover from it. All of his organs burned and overall he was basically a red skeleton. However he didn't really have any arms.
Black Yoshi: Basically he just a red human skeleton that's deformed.
Blue Yoshi: Afterwards he became Flumpty's friend and joined him in his survival games.
Blue Yoshi: What does in those survival games is what we're gonna talk about next.
Redman's Abilities[]
- Extreme Resistance to Heat and Lava
- Night Vision/Enhanced Senses
- Stealth
- Limited Transformation
- Body Control
- Self-Substance
- Portal Creation
- Good Hacking Skills/Control Over Electronics
Blue Yoshi: The most well known ability he has is hacking.
Black Yoshi: In every One Night at Flumpty's game he does some type of hacking. In the first game he managed to disabled cameras, second game he managed to turn into a virus that downloads himself, and the third game is that he can somehow redirect a camera's location. Like the camera shows some sort of cave and then he managed to make the camera redirect into the player's location. I hope that was explained correctly.
Blue Yoshi: I think you explained it well.
Black Yoshi: That's good....anyways keep talking.
Blue Yoshi: Anyway, The Redman also possess extreme resistance to heat.
Blue Yoshi: He has no problem staying in a whole furnace. Which can get as hot as 2000 to 3000 Degrees Fahrenheit.
Black Yoshi: The man can stay in there for seconds....like that would kill any normal human being who stay there for that long but nope this man just stays in there chilling.
Blue Yoshi: He has the ability to turn into a full virus. Also like Black Yoshi said, it downloads itself.
Black Yoshi: Hell in the One Week at Flumpty's, ya know the game that cancelled years ago? The Redman would've had the ability to straight up disable equipment in the office.
Blue Yoshi: Buuuuut it's not canon anymore. Well in terms of the game itself. So there was no battle between Flumpty and Golden Flumpty in a Night 6.
Black Yoshi: Oh.....well shit nevermind then.
Blue Yoshi: Anyways other abilities he has are Portal Creation.
Black Yoshi: Yeah The Redman can teleport with that ability.
Blue Yoshi: Self-Substance due to the fact he's a human without organs however is still living. He also has the ability to see in the dark, control each bone on his body.
Black Yoshi: About that, even though The Redman has no arms, he apparently can use his bones. This can be shown in his jumpscares.
Blue Yoshi: Yep, which can be really useful. Especially since they seem sharp too.
Black Yoshi: Let's get to his feats already!
Blue Yoshi: Here are The Redman's feats.
Redman's Feats[]
- He was forced to drink lava but somehow lived (kinda).
- Has no problem being in hot ass furnaces.
- Can hack/disable cameras as shown in the first and third game.
- Most likely don't the needs for a human to live due to a lack of organs
- Can see in the dark.
- Can kill/blitz a person with ease
- Likely killed many people in Flumpty's survival game before.
- Can disable a person's device if managed to fully downloads himself in it.
Blue Yoshi: He can kill a person with ease and even blitz them.
Black Yoshi: He probably as experience killing people before. Also he can disable technology. I mean that's kinda it really. We already went over what he can do.
Blue Yoshi: However he does have fatal flaws.
Redman's flaws[]
- His virus attacks takes too long for it to invade the electronics.
- Worst part is that it can be easily disabled by cancelling it.
- Might be somewhat fragile due to the fact he's just bones.
- Was killed by Flumpty in the third game.
Black Yoshi: Yeah....about his virus attacks where he downloads himself. HE FUCKING IS NON-THREATNING. HE'S LITERALLY THE MOST USELESS CHARACTER IN THE SECOND GAME BECAUSE OF HOW EASY TO TAKE OUT HIS VIRUSES AND HOW SLOW IT IS. Yeah maybe he could do multiple at the same time but STILL.
Blue Yoshi: There's also a chance Redman can be somewhat fragile. I mean he's just bones, so it might be possible he isn't that durable.
Black Yoshi: And he was killed by Flumpty. However I won't put it against him because Flumpty killed Bill Cipher in our previous battle. Like what Redman suppose to do? Hack his way out?
Blue Yoshi: Yep and I think that's all for The Redman, so continue to his opponent.
Ignited Chica stuns the battle![]
(Music Cue: The Joy of Creation Extras Theme)
Black Yoshi: Honestly the Ignited are just more withered fnaf 2 characters.
Blue Yoshi: Welp um that's debatable.
Blue Yoshi: Anyway a demon took the form of Chica. I think after going through some firey hell, they managed survive and gotten into real world to kill Scott's Family.
Black Yoshi: I could imagine Scott Cawthon must feel about a whole ass game about his own creations coming to life to beat the shit out of him.
Blue Yoshi: That's it on their backstory so let's get into her abilities.
Ignited Chica's Abilities[]
- Enhanced Speed
- Illusionism/Hallucination Inducement
- Summoning
- Teleportation
- Portal Creation
- Enhanced Senses/Night Vision
Black Yoshi: Ignited Chica is insanely fast. So fast that she can outrun humans.
Black Yoshi: She also possess the ability to stun people and forcing them into drug trips. We've seen this in the Bedroom and the Living Room. Once she stuns them, they can't use their equipment properly. And their vision might get a little quirky.
Blue Yoshi: You real funny you know that. (/s)
Black Yoshi: Yep I am. After all I'm suppose to be funny. I'm kinda the Boomstick.
Blue Yoshi: I mean you're not wrong.
Blue Yoshi: On topic, Ignited Chica's other abilities are Portal Creation, Night Vision/Enhanced Senses, and Summoning.
Blue Yoshi: Kinda like The Redman, Ignited Chica can create her own portal. She can also has teleportation.
Black Yoshi: About her portal...um it's like all bloody. Ya know just typical horror stuff.
Blue Yoshi: Now let's go into her weapons.
Ignited Chica's Weapons[]
- 3 Ignited Cupcakes
- Beak
Blue Yoshi: Ignited Chica uses her beak. She mainly uses it when she attacks her foes.
Black Yoshi: She can spawn 3 ignited cupcakes. I bet someone will love that!
Blue Yoshi: Um who exactly?
Black Yoshi: I bet someone will get it reading this.
Blue Yoshi: Well.....let's go into her feats and flaws.
Ignited Chica's Feats[]
- Can kill and blitz a human being.
- Inlcuding all of Scott's Family
- Can appear at the side of Nick's crib in a blink of an eye.
- So fast that she outruns humans.
- Can make people suffer illusions.
Blue Yoshi: Ignited Chica can kill and blitz a human. Including the entirety of Scott's Family.
Black Yoshi: She's so fast that she can move as fast as a eye blink.
Blue Yoshi: However she does have some flaws. Major ones at that.
Ignited Chica's Flaws[]
- Has literally no arms.
- If she's being looked at then she would go away or freeze in place (This isn't true all the time).
- She comes out of her portal really slowly.
- Doesn't help that being looked at makes her slower.
- And her ignited cupcakes can repel her back into the portal.
- Has some exposed endo parts.
- Failed in killing most of Scott's Family members.
Black Yoshi: About her bloody portal. Ummm she kinda comes out of it really slow. So slow that I can make 2 sandwiches and come back.
Blue Yoshi: There's a reason Ignited Chica always choose to mainly headbutt her foes. It's because She literally has no arms. She has no way of grabbing or punching, which is why she uses her beak.
Black Yoshi: She also has this weird thing where if She's being looked it would make her go away or freeze in place.
Blue Yoshi: She also has some exposed endo parts. This means that her endoskeleton could get more damaged during the battle as a result.
Black Yoshi: And a common thing that all the ignited character has is that THEY FAILED IN KILLING A FUCKING BABY.
Blue Yoshi: Not gonna like that was really pathetic of them.
Black Yoshi: Is that it?
Blue Yoshi: Yep we're done researching. Now let's get into the battle.
Black Yoshi: LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Pre-Fight[]
Location: Scott's House
12 AM[]
Scott is looking through the cameras for the ignited animatronics. There was none however until a pop-up appeared on his computer. He clicked "cancel" and was confused.
Scott: Huh? That didn't look like one of those robots.....
Suddenly all of his cameras was disabled. More pop-ups appeared and there was too many. Eventually all 3 of his cameras was disabled with a weird screen.
Scott: "You have let the Redman into your facility. The user of these cameras will be terminated. Do nothing so you can do something. If you got any further questions ask the Redman himself after he kills you." Is this type of sick prank??!
Suddenly the Redman appeared in front of Scott. He tear out his eyes causing him to scream in pain. The Redman stabbed multiple of his organs at once. At some point Scott went silent. The Redman got up and was about to leave but he hears growling nearby. He turns around to see a robotic animatronic chicken that looks like it came from a forest fire. The Redman stared at it for like 6 seconds until Ignited Chica rushed up towards him in fast speed. The Redman tried to think of something quickly before Ignited Chica harms him.
FIGHT![]
(Music Cue: Eggs and Beckon - Timestamp 0:47 - 2:13)
1 AM[]
Ignited Chica goes up to the Redman and tries to stomp him. However the Redman crawls away, barely dodging it. The Redman rushes toward Ignited Chica and began to stab her head. Ignited Chica then headbutts him, causing him to stumble back on the ground. Ignited Chica continues to stomp him but the Redman was dodging every single one of them. The Redman then runs toward the nearby fan in the Office and throws at Ignited Chica.
2 AM[]
The fan hit her in the face. Ignited Chica rushes toward the Redman once again, however the Redman creates a portal behind him and goes into it. The portal spawned him near the desk with the desktops. He threw all 3 of them at Ignited Chica. All 3 of them hit Ignited Chica however the Redman notice something off. Ignited Chica just stood there. With a blink of an eye from the Redman Ignited Chica was gone.
3 AM[]
The Redman looked around for Ignited Chica with no success. The office lights to flicker more than usual. The Redman also began to hear loud screams outside of the office. Suddenly, he began to hear familiar growl. The Redman turns around to see Ignited Chica. This time however, Ignited Chica jumpscares the Redman and headbutts him with her beak. This causes the Redman to stumble back in the ground once again but this time he was basically on a drug trip. The Redman tried to see, but his vision was blurry. The Redman also began to lose his balance. He then decides that to create a portal to another room. He walks into the portal.
(Music Cue: Silence)
The Redman spawns inside of the chimney. It was one fire but the Redman's body is immune to fire. He came out of the chimney with some fire still on him. He looks on the ground to see a woman's body. He's not really shocked since he's since these types of stuff already. Especially since he has killed people before. The Redman looks around. He assumes that the room he's in was a living room of some kind. Before he decides to go away something happens.
4 AM[]
All of the lights turned off. Not only that but the TV behind him turns off too. The only light in room was the fire but eventually it was put by a gust of air. Even the fan above him turned off. The Redman begins to get afraid, especially since he hears loud roaring sounds in the background. He then got startled by load banging on a door nearby. The Redman looks around the living room afraid of what's to come. It was pitch black but lucky the Redman had the ability to see in the dark. The Redman sees in the dark a blood in form of a circle on a wall. He then sees Ignited Chica slowly coming out of it. The Redman also heard little screeches nearby.
(Cue: Eggs and Beckon 2:16 - 2:57)
Suddenly cupcakes flying toward the Redman from multiple different directions. Ignited Chica is almost out of the portal while Redman will getting attacked by the cupcakes. The Redman grabs one of the cupcakes and destroys it. He continue to do this until every cupcake was gone. Ignited Chica came out of the portal and headbutts Redman in a blink of an eye. The headbutt sent Redman through a window. The Redman decides to run away into the forest.
5 AM[]
(Cue: ONAF 3 Ambience 2:16 - 3:16)
The Redman vision fades in and out. It does it for a couple of seconds until the forest is now had a red mist everywhere, and the trees were quite bloody. He hears a noise far back in the forest. He turns to see what was it, and only sees a pair of red eyes. Ignited Chica rushes toward Redman at subsonic speed. The Redman rushes toward her, and eventually they collided.
The Redman began to tear off Ignited Chica's suit. However due to her endoskeleton, he couldn't really damage her that much. Ignited Chica took the chance and stuns the Redman again. Before he could open a portal, Ignited Chica knocks him into the ground.
K.O!!![]
Ignited Chica began to stomp on the Redman. It was quite easy to do due to he's just bones. He was screaming while this was happening, and for the final strike, Ignited Chica put her foot on the Redman's head. She slowly crushes his head on the ground until a crack sound can be heard.
The Redman stopped moving...
Conclusion[]
Black Yoshi: Man that was insane, but wait the Redman can hack things right, so why he didn't do it to Ignited Chica?
Blue Yoshi: The Redman can hack technology, but there's no evidence that he can do it to robots and such. Even if he did, Ignited Chica is kinda a demon, so things like hacking them wouldn't really work if you think about it.
Black Yoshi: The Redman was smarter since he can hack computers and stuff, so shouldn't he outsmart Ignited Chica?
Blue Yoshi: To some extent yes, but there's no much he can do because remember he's likely fragile due to the fact he's just bones. While Ignited Chica has a metal endoskeleton, thus Redman would've needed to be much stronger to damage her endo to do any kind of damage.
Blue Yoshi: While we're on it, Redman was kinda at a disadvantage due to the fact most of the environment didn't really have any use of his hacking abilities.
Black Yoshi: Redman had the portal, which btw we allowed him to use it anywhere at anytime. So couldn't he just kept spamming it until idk he wins or something?
Blue Yoshi: No that wouldn't work because Ignited Chica can stun her opponents which would blur their vision, and prevent them from using things around them. Giving with Ignited Chica's speed then she would've been fast enough to stop him.
Black Yoshi: I guess a ignited animatronic can win for once I guess.
Blue Yoshi: The Redman was smarter, had more feats and abilities. However Ignited Chica's durability, stun ability and speed made it so Redman was gonna have some trouble. Combine with the fact he couldn't really use his hacking skills that much then he was kinda gonna lose.
The Winner is Ignited Chica!
