| The Red Team Vs. The Wattersons
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| Season | 1 |
| Season Episode | 4 |
| Written by | ThunderStar20 |
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The Red Team Vs. The Wattersons is Episode 4 of of ThunderStar20's Death Battles, pitting Sarge, Dexter Grif, Richard "Dick" Simmons, Franklin Delano Donut, and Lopez the Heavy from the web series "Red Vs. Blue" against Gumball Watterson, Darwin Watterson, Nicole Watterson, Anais Watterson, and Richard Watterson from the cartoon "The Amazing World of Gumball".
Description[]
Rooster Teeth Vs. Cartoon Network! These two groups consist of a competitive maniac, a smart alec, a lazy slacker, an oddball, and one unlike the others! Which dysfunctional team of five survives a fight to the death?
Special credit to GoCommitDi for Watterson Info. He does good at making battles for them!
Interlude[]
Metroid: Dyfunction groups are a recipe for disaster. Especially when they get into problems they shouldn't be involved with.
Thunder: But if you got a few skills up your sleeves, you should be able to survive any deadly situation!
Metroid: The Red Team, the Crimson Colored Idiots from Blood Gulch.
Thunder: And the Wattersons, the Family with a 0% Approval Rating in Elmore. He's Metroid, and I'm Thunder!
Metroid: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.
The Red Team is Red-y for a DEATH BATTLE![]
Metroid: Many years from now, the world will be thrown against an alien covenant. Determined to win, the UNSC made many, MANY projects to win. One of which was called Project Freelancer.
Thunder: Basically a way to make super tough soliders! However, while they had lotsa trainin' one training regime was...odd.
Metroid: A simulation, and not one that you would think of. They would purposely pick the lowest ranking members in the military, put them into a canyon, and tell them they were at war with one another.
Thunder: Hence the title of show "Red Vs. Blue." And in Blood Gulch Outpost 1, we have the biggest band of misfits to exist!
Metroid: The Red Team. Richard "Dick" Simmons, Dexter Grif, Franklin Delano Donit, Lopez the Heavy, and Super Colonel Sarge.
Thunder: Super Colonel Sarge was once a man working an office job. He longed for war...and became a Orbital Dropshock Trooper, Sarge was...unfortunately discharged after he grew a fear of heights. Luckily for him he was able to join Project Freelancer to fight the dirty Blues!
Metroid: Despite being the laziest member of the team, Grif actually has a sad backstory. His father treated him like garbage, and consistently was bullied for having a bearded mother.
Thunder: In other to find closure, he decided the best idea was to join the army! ...But because his gym teacher was a maniac, he grew lazy out of spite alone.
Metroid: Simmons is a geek, in fact his father dispised him for that...not much is known about the other Reds, aside from Donut growing up in Iowa and Lopez being built by Sarge...and being stuck on the spanish setting.
Thunder: But if you think that just because they're low ranking members in the military, they're shit fighters, you're wrong! Somewhat.
Metroid: All the Reds have infliced damage to the Blues AND to each other. Doesn't sound impressive...until you consider the fact that they all survived a 10 megaton bomb.
Thunder: I thought it was 50 megatons?
Metroid: Sarge was overexaggurating as per usual.
Thunder: Alright. They also have dodged point blank gunfire, plasma, and the occasional laser! Hell, Simmons can change his armor in four minutes, y'know, the same armor Master Chief takes a few minutes to put on. And Grif can steal from someome despite not looking like he moved an inch.
Metroid: Speaking of which, the armor they wear is the Mark IV, Mjolnir Suit. A suit that has titanium plating, energy shields, hydrostatic gel, and liquid metal crystal.
Thunder: Duh. Just like ya said. A ten Megaton Bomb didn't even scratch or dent their armor. Onto weaponry! For Sarge, this guy LOVES to get up close. Which is why he uses a shotgun!
Metroid: He also has a Battle Rifle, a Sniper Rifle, and a magnum. But Sarge is less likely to use these as he perfers an up close confrontation. To explain, he uses the Sniper Rifle for seeing, and THAT'S IT.
Thunder: Grif ALSO uses a battle rifle and magnum, and has the Grif Shot, a weapon Grif stole from the Meta after killing him. It can shoot four grenades at once, and has a blade for close quarters combat! It's even used as a shield, capable of blocking shotgun blasts!
Metroid: He even has some....Mushrooms. These boost his speed for a long period of time, but will leave him drained once done.
Thunder: You talkin' bout the Methshrooms?
Metroid: Grif has two kinds of grenades; one type.is a Frag Grenade, which is your basic average explosive. The other is a Teleportation Grenade. Any item caught in its blast radius is stored in subspace. By throwing another one, the item is released again. Plus with the proper coordinates inputted, theycan teleport anything to a different location in a short amount of time. Although a person will suffer nausea.
Thunder: And Grif creative with them! He's creative in general. He can use teleportation grenades to drop stuff on people, covered himself in a snowman to hide in snowy areas, and uses his weight to restrain people.
Metroid: Simmons has a battle rifle, a magnum, AND a rocket launcher. Perfect weapons for him, as he perfers to keep his distance.
Thunder: The cool thing about the rocket launcher is that it has heat seeking properties! So basically, it's like a homing missile. He also has the typical grenades, but unlike Grif, he ain't got the teleportation grenades. Instead he has Sticky Plasma Grenades!
Metroid: He also is the only Red with a close quarters combat weapon. To be specific, he wields a combat knife. And due to being a cyborg, his strength has been shown to be much greater than most.
Thunder: He's not just the only Red with a up close weapon, he's the only Red that has great intelligence to boot. He has keen computer skills, can hack into top secret computers, a great knowledge of physics, and great at engineering!
Metroid: Now let's get to Donut. Donut has a basic kit. Battle Rifle, magnum, and grenades. But the thing is, Donut has incredible upper body strength, considering he was able to throw a Plasma Grenade across the Blood Gulch Canyon.
Thunder: Which is about 457 meters long, just so you know. He even survived being shot THROUGH the chest, and being left on the ground to bleed out! And that took over a YEAR.
Metroid: Not only that, but when he was able to do time travel (it's a long story) he was able to fight a top of a WW2 fighter jet in FLIGHT.
Thunder: Now let's go to the best member. Lopez the Heavy!
Metroid: What? Doesn't he get injured the most?
Thunder: I'm a robot. Do the math dude.
Metroid: Right, right, Lopez has the Battle Rifle and Magnum, but also wields a Boltshot...which is typically used for soldering.
Thunder: He got a hold of a Storm Rifle, which fires Superheated Plasma, and carries up to 100 shots! Even though it's SUPPOSED to be two handed, Lopez can wield two at once, futherinh his badassery.
Metroid: If that's not enough, Lopez has a Missile Pod. This weapon fires small missiles that are self guided. They seek and track down foes and have a fast firing rate that even Agent Texas has trouble avoiding them.
Thunder: There's even a alternative firing mode that shoots seven missiles at once! And get this, he's so skilled with it, the Meta RAN away. The same Meta that scares other Freelancers away!
Metroid: Lastly, Lopez has a Weather Control Device installed by Sarge. While it doesn't actually make him control the weather, it surrounds him with spinnjng mystic ruins, and allows him to shoot lightning from himself.
Thunder: It's a good thing he's a good shot, being able to shoot things outta people's hands and deliver headshots from a mid distance. And good enough to fix up machines like the Warthog, or the living tank Sheila! Heck, even when he was only a head, he SOMEHOW used a turrent and built a robot army. Wonderful~
Metroid: Uh huh...
Thunder: I forgot to mention, Lopez can transfere his consinousness to other technology, taking control of them!
Metroid: They also have the Warthog, a supercar that travels over 78 miles per hour. It has a turrent on the back for combat purposes. And it IS supposed to be heavily armored...but the Reds keep somehow breaking the thing.
Thunder: And they are kinda...incompetent. Sarge is way too overconfident and rushes in, Grif is lazy and has the worst stamina of the group, Simmons is somewhat cowardly, Donut is very gullible, and Lopez always loses his head...literally.
Metroid: Even with their flaws the Reds have some pretty good feats. They've helped stopped civil war, killed the Meta, outsmarted eon aged artifical intelligence, brought down Project Freelancer, and somehow...burned down a water park.
Thunder: They may act like complete idiots, but they will show ya they are military material when they get a fighting!
Sarge: ATTACK!
Simmons: Get him!
Grif: WE'RE GONNA FUCKING DIE!
The Wattersons make trouble in DEATH BATTLE![]
Metroid: I know most cartoons are meant to be bizarre, but Elmore REALLY takes the cake.
Thunder: It's got a bunch of odd living creatures. Stars, clouds, cactuses, 8-bit spiders, rainbow fluffs, ghosts, legos, bananas, giants, and whatever the fuck Jamie is supposed to be!
Metroid: But one family stands out the most; they may look normal, but they usually are the case of trouble in first place. They are the Wattersons.
Thunder: Born to two shitty parents with way too many high expectations, Nicole had many things to do, like a shitton of school clubs. The worse part is that her parents even NEGLECTED HER. I mean, they straight up named her DOCTOR.
Metroid: Forced to attend numerous school clubs and being heavily negelcted, Nicole seemed doomed for a horrible life. After being berated for horrible grades and ditched from a car, Nicole happened to meet Richard Watterson, who was stuck in a log at the time.
Thunder: She almost ditched him, if Richard didn't ask why the fuck she would do that. Nicole explained her family woes, and the bunny let her know one thing; she ain't gotta worry about being perfect.
Metroid: With this realization JUST COMING to her, Nicole began to be enstrangled from her parents and moved out. The same happened to Richard, and they had not choice but to live in a poor looking apartment.
Thunder: Later on, they afforded a house, and had a kid know to all as Gumball Tristopher Watterson. And let me tell ya, Gumball was WAYYYYY too overactive.
Metroid: So much that his parents struggled with keeping him in control. That is, until Richard bought a goldfish! A ton of them, because they kept dying.
Thunder: Until he got one from a shady van called the Awesome Store. In comes Darwin, who got along so well with Gumball, the moment they were seperated, Darwin grew legs and lungs from love alone! That's....pretty darn sappy. Eugh.
Metroid: Years later, Anais was born. Although evil at first, she grew out of it.
Thunder: Now for the best part of these things, the combat orientated sections! Gumball may come off as a wimp due to some scenes, but he's...really strong.
Metroid: By sheer accident, Gumball cracked Penny's shell with a headbutt. This may seem not to impressive, but Penny's shell did shrug off a lighting bolt, which contains 1 to 5 gigajoules at average.
Thunder: Gumball can bend a crowbar, which would need 35,000 psi, and carry a threadmill while Anais was on it, then chuck it through sewers and go through a toilet AND a ceiling. How in the f...?
Metroid: Gumball can brake through solid concrete surrounding him. He can rip lockers off their hinges, punch through doors, flipped a car over, and even tackled Bobert to the ground, a robot who can fight Tina Rex. However, this does NOT mean Gumball scales to her completely.
Thunder: Gumball and his siblings were able to move a couch while underwater, and destroyed a TV with Darwin! He can throw Darwin out a window, and knock out people with nothing but a shoe!
Metroid: He can inflict damage to Rob. Rob survived being blown up and sent hundered of meters in the air before landing on a police car.
Thunder: His claws csn cut a hole into a window and has no issue using his feet to lift a car.
Metroid: Anais is also very powerful, being able to split a school bus in half by walking through it, and was able to shake a house by kicking it. Richard can also run through multiple houses.
Thunder: But if we wanna talk strength, we should get to Nicole. The girl was able to beat up a T-Rex without getting hurt AND bringing down the warehouse!
Metroid: She also squeezed a man's wrist hard enough to make him faint. She can lift up iron walls crushing and tossing cars, and blowing down a shelf by glaring.
Thunder: But the biggest strength feat is harming each other, since they are IMMENSELY durable. For starters, Gumball has been struck by lightning multiple times and shrugs off the pain!
Metroid: He, Darwin and Anais have survived Elmore Junior High exploding, which woild be about 0.011 tons of TNT to pull off.
Thunder: Gumball and co. survived Darwin's sneezes, which sent cars into the stratosphere, and shrugged off being launched and falling from space. He can even be stomped on by Hector and Tina, a giant and a T-Rex!
Metroid: Richard should scale to these feats, and most definitely Nicole, who can tank being tazed to the point smoking came off her, and survive three obese men jumping onto her, and five TVs landing on her. An average obese man weighs 250 pounds, so Nicole can survive 750 pounds. The TV feat is eveb more impressive, as the biggest flat screen TB can weight over 200 pounds.
Thunder: The time has come for speed! Gumball can run fast enough to leave a trail of fire, which would mean he would be moving over Mach 5!
Metroid: He also was able to flip a book fast enough it burned into flames when time was frozen. he pedaled a bike fast enough to turn into a fireball and blow up a police scanner. He even played a video game fast enough to make his fingers light ablaze.
Thunder: The others can keep up and even blitz the kitty. Richard even once ran 200 miles per hour!
Metroid: Gumball and Darwin can paint a fence in under a second, mow a lawn with nailclippers in five seconds, and clean a stain despite not looking like he moved. Anais also solved a 2,000 piece puzzle in seconds. He can also outrun cars and Tina Rex. T-Rexs are reported to run up to 45 miles per hour and cars can go as fast as 56 miles per hour.
Thunder: Now for intelligence...despite knowing how to play the guitar and being able to speak Spanish, Richard is a FUCKING IDIOT. At least he cares for his family.
Metroid: Gumball is an avid thinker, extremely analytical, a scary yet amazing manipulator, can pick pocket without people noticing, has impressive archery skills, a skilled banjo player and singer, but sadly can be ignorant and even failed middle school twice.
Thunder: Darwin is a little better than Gumball, but Nicole and Anais are the ones who REALLY shine. Nicole has 20 years of experience in martial arts, and a great improviser! But her tempter.
Metroid: Anais however, is easily the smartest of the family. Officially a grade above her brothers, good at computer hacking, and even planning out an entire day that made her family look like fools.
Thunder: But let's go pass the smarts and move onto abilities! All of the Wattersons can use a powerful ability known as Toon Force, which is them flipping the bird to physics!
Metroid: Well, somewhat. It only works as long as what is being done comes off as comedic. For example, Richard has recovered from having his ribcage broken and Anais has survived her head being blown off.
Thunder: But Gumball and Darwin EASILY are the best involving regeneration. They've been melted into droplets, boiled into puddles, shattered like glass, reduced to skeletons, blown apart, decaptiated, crushed...I can go on and on!
Metroid: While Nicole doesn't have the same regenative properties her kids and husband has, with enough rage she can turn into a hulking version of herself or even a demonic being. She also could use a nested mouth.
Thunder: Nicole cause fire to start by glaring at people, and make fire surround her. By staring at you she can make you age faster, and make them terrified! Even a bloodlusted T-Rex stops in their tracks!
Metroid: Nicole can even shoot energy blasts from her hands, and with a snap of her fingers, she can create a shockwave that covers multiple city blocks.
Thunder: Gumball Watterson can stretch his limbs, shrink himself, control his DNA, use his eyes and tounge as suction cups, and can even keep control of any body parts got seperated, even if he is split in two!
Metroid: Gumball can produce extra legs to increase speed, and Darwin can clone himself. The brothers can even squeeze themselves into tight spaces.
Thunder: Gumball can fuse with someone and make a clicker from The Last of Us outta them by jumping onto their back, and if he's pissed, running into people makes them spontaniously explode!
Metroid: Gumball can hold in his toxic attitude to make it build up into acid. However, holding it in for too long will kill him.
Thunder: With the power of crappy opinions, Gumball can summon a flaming sword! He can even create shockwaves!
Metroid: Darwin can censore a whole episode, or stun people by screaming. But they can also hypnotize people.
Thunder: Gumball and Darwin can even teleport! And even enter TVs, books and paintings! Heck he can even float for a bit in midair and touch intangible objects! Darwin even grabbed his...own soul.
Metroid: Darwin can pause time and Richard can even rewind it. But Richard has a very...heartwarming yet terrifying technique. The Wonder Hug.
Thunder: Basically he hugs ya, and you become happy! And then you become a Joy Zombie, spreading the happiness everywhere.
Metroid: For equipment, the Wattersons all carry paintball guns and visors. They sting like crazy, and could blind you. The family is a crack shot with them too.
Thunder: Invisible cars are something that they have! And Gumball and Anais evem have invisible guns, that can shoot through metal pipes!
Metroid: Once given a wizard's hat, Gumball gets access to magical abilities. He can also use a flying broom while at it.
Thunder: Some of Gumball's demo spells include Unexpecto Amphibiosis, which turns people into a frog, Disappeariosis, which turns people invisible (false advertizing here), Electriosis, which sends a lightning bolt out of his hands, Teleportarion, which sends people into the air, and Pacificosus Absolutus, which makes his targets fall in love.
Metroid: Pacificosus absolutus is kind of pointless when he already has Love Arrows...and he also has a shrinking potion.
Thunder: Gumball can use a magic notebook. With it, Gumball can write anything in it...and it comes true! All those fanfics come alive!
Metroid: He has a cardboard box that can go through memories and even self destructs. But Gumball, Darwin, and Anais can get a boost with Male Power 2000, increasing their body mass....and power.
Thunder: Enough power to knock out a T-Rex! But the true big guns is the Game Child. It can suck the whole universe into it, a turn it into a video game! Gumball and co. can even use energy attacks while in it!
Metroid: And if their backs are against the wall, Gumball can use the Phone to call in allies in the game. Akin to summons.
Thunder: As for vehicles, their trademark, Cartax! This baby can take a beating, surviving drops from a office building, ocean depths, and even BRICK WALLS.
Metroid: And it has a mind of it's own, acting akin to a house and being able to fight off a T-Rex.
Thunder: But these guys aren't Mr. or Mrs. Perfect. Gumball is a coward, lazy, implusive, and is heavily lacking in combat skill. Im fact all of them are except Nicole!
Metroid: He is also heavily affected by poisoning and radiation, and so is Darwin and Nicole. Anais perfers to outwit enemies, and Nicole does the opposite. And Richard....well, he's way too lazy. All their weapons are easily able to be ripped away from them too, and Toon Force doesn't make them invincible, they can go unconsious, and are prone to fighting EACH OTHER.
Thunder: Still, they have saved, and destroyed, Elmore on more than one occasion. You don't mess with the Wattersons!
Gumball, Darwin, Nicole, and Richard: Be your own you! And when you've stopped being such a dirty hack, get in your stupid car, and don't come back!
Prelude[]
Metroid: Alright, the combatants are set, and we've run the data through all possibilities.
Thunder: It's time for a Death Battle!
Pre-Fight[]
The sun smiled, quite literally, onto the town of Elmore. Birds were singing, flowers were blooming, as the giant Hector came out of his cave. As it was morning, he yawned heavily, stretching a bit...
And unintentionally hit a Pelican ship that happened to be flying above the town. Said spaceship began to crash, flying all the way down into the town below.
Once it finally landed, it happened to crash into the Fitzgerald residence. After a few seconds...the ones using it stumbled out.
"God damn it Grif, you crashed again!" The one in Red colored armor, Super Colonel Sarge (yes that is his name), berated the one in orange armor. Turning to his superior, Dexter Grif grunted "How was I supposed to expect a gay King Kong's arm to suddenly be in front of the Pelican?!"
"You know, despite the crash, we actually landed in a nice town. Doesn't really seem so bad." Simmons commented.
"Ni siquiera sabes dónde estamos. Podríamos haber terminado en una ciudad horrible." Lopez flatly commented.
Tucker jumped out. "So...what, do we just go and do whatever?" Kaikaina Grif followed. "I vote Tucker's idea!"
Doc slowly peeked out. "Is anyone hurt? The crash was bad!"
"Nope!"
"That's good!" Doc commented...then swapped to O'Malley. "BECAUSE I'D HATE TO HAVE TO AMPUTATE!"
"...Let's just find out where we are." Tucker muttered. The group disbanded...and Caboose came out, looking alive and well.
"Well that was odd. Yeah, I'm gonna get some ice cream!"
He then rushed off...as the Pelican finally exploded.
Meanwhile, in another part of town, the infamously hated family, the Wattersons, were driving down the road at speeds way past the speed limit. The reason? They were late for a special event for the school.
"Uh...Mrs. Mom? Aren't we going a little too fast?" Darwin meekly questioned. Nicole would turn to him while driving, glaring.
"WE ARE NOT GOING TO BE LATE!" Nicole yelled, focusing back on the road. Richard didn't really speak, eating some leftover chicken.
"Gumball, Mom wouldn't be angry if you didn't spend yesterday goofing off!" Anais berated as Gumball shot a glare at her. "HEY, I WASN'T GOOFING OFF! I WAS TALKING TO PENNY!"
Anais faceplamed at her brother's dumb priorities. Richard however, continued eating food. "So, who's excited for where we're going?"
"...Dad...it's school. On a monday."
Back with the Reds, they managed to find a Warthog, one that presumably came from the crashing Pelican, and Lopez was fixing it.
"I can't believe you ate the police officer." Simmons grunted at Grif in disgust. Grif looked at him. "He was a donut! It was bound to happen!"
"Reparado. Como siempre me haces hacer." Lopez said as he came out. "Oh, that's good, Lopez." Grif nodded.
"Wait, you know Spanish?!" Simmons questioned, as Grif chuckled. "YEP! Before you, too, smartass."
Sarge would go up to the two with annoyance. "What you two yappin' about?"
"Grif learned Spanish--"
POW!
A car suddenly sped by, hitting Lopez and sending his body into the sky. His head, however, fell straight onto the road. "Mierda!"
"Shit, did you see that?" Simmons exclaimed. Grif however, expressed...anger.
"DAMN IT! I HAD MY SNACK CAKES IN LOPEZ'S BODY!" Grif bellowed, as Sarge nodded. "Well men..." The Sargent turned to his men. "We must have an enemy hellbent on taking us out! We have to chase them and take THEM out before WE go out!"
"Hey, you guys are here too?" The voice caught their attention as they turned around to see Donut!
"Donut?!" Grif exclaimed. "Why are you here?!"
Simmons seemed to agree on that notion. "Yeah, didn't you say you were gonna go explore the universe?"
"I needed to get tanning oil." The lightest red armored member would say. "So what are you guys doing?"
"Some guy just ran over Lopez!" Simmons yelled. Sarge got in the Warthog, carrying Lopez's head.
"Get in the Chupathingy son, we're going on a car chase."
"Ooh, sounds fun!"
And with Grif at the wheel, Sarge on the other seat, Simmons at the turrent, Donut hanging off the side and Lopez's head being carried, they drove after their 'attackers'.
"Mom, I think you--"
Interrupting her daughter, Nicole urged "Accidents happen, and if we keep driving they can't prove anything!
"Hm, I guess that does explain why we've replaced our license plate with a fast food menu." Gumball remarked, and he'd glance over to Darwin dimly trying to figure out where the food was listed on this license plate.
Richard usually would be distracted by food, but he heard something else. "Hey, does anyone else hear music? Spanish music?"
"RICHARD, NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO-- wait, I hear it.. " Nicole muttered...suddenly the noise of a car coming up to them became loud, and so did the music , before suddenly...the Warthog slammed into them, almost making them swerve off the road!
"YEE HAW! How do you like that, bitches?!" Sarge exclaimed. "Grif, keep it steady, gonna give 'em a taste of my Boomstick!"
Grif merely grunted. "Yeah, yeah, got it."
Fight[]
With the Warthog lined up with Cartax, Sarge shot the window, making it shatter. Nicole ducked in time, and everyone in the car aside from her panicked.
"MOM, DO SOMETHING, THAT'S GUY'S NUTS!" Gumball yelled. Nicole responded by ramming the family car into the Warthog, nearly knocking Donut off the vehicle. He IS hanging off the side after all.
"Simmons, for god's sake, use the damn turrent!" Grif yelled to his friend. Simmons responded in an aggrivated tone, "Then get in front of them!"
Grif did exactly that, stepping on the gas to go faster. The moment they were in front of the Watterson vehicle, Simmons turned the turrent to face the family vehicle and opened fire.
Nicole gasped, swerving the car out of gunfire! As she did, a truck nearby happened to have a ramp.
"Go there, Mr. Mom! We'll get a chance to get in front!" Darwin said, as Nicole took heed. She was risk taker and was about to take whatever to get in front and stop these maniacs.
Although he was just a head, Lopez saw the car about to land on them. "¡Mover a la derecha!"
Grif would heed Lopez's instructions, driving away to avoid being crushed. "Oh thank god." His relief faded when Nicole GRABBED Grif by the neck when the car got close to the Warthog.
Sarge noticed this and took aim. Sadly, she kept shaking Grif within the strangling, making a risk of shooting Grif instead.
"Hang on Sar ge, I'll handle these guys!" Donut claimed, throwing a grenade. It went through the window, and the kids noticed immediately.
"AH! GRENADE!" Gumball yelled, picking it up and trying to throw it out the window, and failing miserably as he lost grip the second he held it, sending it up.
"What are you doing?! Give that to me!" Anais managed to grab it and almost threw it out the window..but Sarge shot the wheel of Cartax.
The Wattersons spun out, screaming, as a Shrinking Potion Gumball had in his pockets flew out of the car and onto the Warthog.
As this happened, the grenade finally exploded, making the station wagon fly through the destination they were intending to go to; Elmore Junior High.
"Well. They're dead." Simmons muttered...before the Shrinking Potion took effect, shrinking the Warthog, and making them fall out.
(Music Stops)
"Ow, damn it!"
"Shit!"
"Ah!"
"Oh, dang it!"
"¡Alarma!"
Back at the wreckage, the Wattersons miraculously survived, stepping out of the wrecked vehicle. Richard turned to Cartax.
"Cartax! Are you alright?! Speak to me!" Richard begged, as Cartax let out once last neigh...then fell apart. Richard fell to his knees....and let out a scream.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The Red Team heard the scream and went on over, seeing the Watterson. They were reasonably shocked. As far they were concerned, you'd need some protection to survive an exploding car!
"What the fuck-- how are you guys even alive?!" Grif yelled. The Wattersons turned to the soliders...and immediately did Nicole clench her fists in a rage.
"How dare you not only destory our family vehicle, but also try and kill us!" Nicole yelled, looking enraged. Immediately did Simmons get a shiver.
"That girl is giving me Tex vibes..." The smartest Red muttered as their Sargent stood his ground. "You ran over our robot! In my opinion that's a fair trade."
As if his words summoned it, Lopez's body happened to crash through the wall. After a few awkward seconds, the body got up, took his head, and reattached it.
Turning to Nicole, the cynical spanish speaking robot seemingly glared. "Te arrepentirás de atropellarme, perra."
"Hey, watch your language! There's kids here!" Richard proclaimed. This made the Reds look at each other.
"We were swearing awhile ago and NOW you have an issue with it?" Simmons questioned. Before long, Principal Brown came in.
"What is going on here?!" He bellowed...before noticed the two groups. "Is there...a fight happening?"
"A fight?" A voice called from the hallway, and before long multiple students, and a few adults, arrived with excited expressions.
"FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!"
"Oh, we're fighting? Guess it's time to pound some pussies!" Donut proclaimed. Everyone went quiet and looked at him. He acknowledged it. "Damn it, I did it again..."
"You are going to wish you never harmed my family..." Nicole growled, cracking her knuckles. The rest of the family noticed this, and attempted to get into a fighting stance.
"Well come on, bitch! Today is a good day to die!" Sarge proclaimed, before letting out a battle cry.
"CHHHHHAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGEE!!!"
Both teams charged towards one another, ready for battle. Gumball leaped onto Grif, and began to scratch his face! Luckily, Grif's helmet protected him from painful scratches.
"Hey, get off, you little..." Grif managed to pull Gumball off and threw him aside. The blue kitten got up, and screamed when Grif opened fire with his Battle Rifle.
After running away from a few bullets, Gumball ran up to Grif during a reload and reeled a hand back.
"Karate chop!" Grif, upon hearing that, made a horrible realization; Gumball's short stature was going to have him be struck in the crotch. "No, no, wait--"
BAM!
Grif wimpered...and oddly didn't feel pain. So why did he hear a striking noise...? Looking down, he'd see Gumball DID karate chop his crotch....and hurt himself due to the suit protecting him.
"Ow my hand..." Gumball meekly muttered, as Grif casually kicked him across the cafeteria. Gumball squealed as he flew past Lopez and Darwin.
The robot approached with a magnum in hand. "No tendrás ninguna oportunidad contra mí." Lopez's words...left Darwin in a state of confusion.
"I'm sorry, I don't know how to speak Polish. What did you say?" Darwin asked, and Lopez's response? An angry "¡HABLO ESPAÑOL, IDIOTA!"
Pulling out his Magnum, Lopez fired at Darwin, making the legged fish tap dance to avoid being hit. He eventually rush towards the spanish robot, managing to kick him down.
Lopez didn't hesitate to take out his Battle Rifle and opened fire upon the fish. "¡Come plomo, monstruo mutante!"
And Darwin ended up LITERALLY getting a mouthful of bullets. After a bit, the clip in the rifle ran out, and Darwin stared quietly his opponent, before reeling back his head. Lopez immediatey knew what was gonna happen.
"Mierda."
Darwin spat the bullets out like a machine gun, with Lopez scampering out of the way to avoid being bursted to pieces. Simmons would witness this, and take aim with his rocket launcher, trying to get a lock on Darwin.
At least until his eyes were covered by two pint sized hands.
It was Anais, making Simmons stumble about before he landed a punch onto her face. The youngest Watterson landed on her back as the smartest Red pulled out a rocket launcher.
"Fire in the hole!" Simmons yelled as he pulled the trigger, and Anais gasped before running away from the rocket. She wasn't screaming, but she WAS worried.
Leaping behind a cafeteria table, the rocket made contact and exploded. Simmons went on over after the explosion cleared, and saw nothing left. The solider was amazed!
"Wow...I did it! Guys! I got her!" Simmons cheered. Little did he know Anais secretly leaped into a nearby trash can to hide. The second she saw Simmons lowered his guard, she leaped out and did a harsh kick.
"Ow, shit!" Simmons yelled, knocked away. He staggered back to his feet, and pulled out his magnum to shoot Anais...
If Nicole didn't step in, punching Simmons hard enough that upon hitting a pillar, it cracked a bit. "Get away from my child!"
She'd charged towards the dizzy sim trooper, but suddenly feel something pierce her back. She stopped, and turned around to see Sarge.
"Come on, you bitch! Give me all you got!" Sarge's words made the crowd gasp, as they knew how deadly Nicole was. Speaking of Nicole, she charged forth, delivering a flurry of blows similar a DBZ character.
But berore the last blow was delievered, Sarge grabbed Nicole's fist, elbowed her in the chest, and smacked her across the face with his shotgun.
If the gasps were loud before, they were even louder now. To them, this red armored man was either foolhardy...or an actual match for Nicole.
Having dodged the shot, Nicole glared, setting a small flame on Sarge. Sarge quickly put it out, and turned to face Nicole again...and saw her unleash a power energy attack!
"What in the Sam Hell--" Sarge's shock had him standing in place, to stunned to dodge. The energy attack blasted him back onto the ground. Nice went in for a flying kick to hit him in the neck, but Sarge managed to lift his shotgun up to block the kick, then shove Nicole away.
Nicole then attempted to strike back, but Sarge caught her fists midattempt. Both of them were now on grapple lock, struggling to overpower the other.
On the far side, Richard was watching the fight, seemingly trying to stay out of the mess. Sadly for him, his wish wasn't meant to be.
Mainly because Donut noticed him, and thought he was planning something. So Donut threw a grenade in his direction.
Richard squealed like a girl, kicking the grenade in fear. The crowd scattered as it exploded, and Donut rushed in to perform a two foot kick that made the fat rabbit stumble back.
As Richard attempted to keep balance, Donut came up behind Richard, facing away from him, grabbing his shoulders and abruptly kneeling to bend him backwards. Richard made another yelp, due to the pain that blow put him in.
"Ha! Yeah, who else wants a taste of this big d?!" Donut yelled, unintentionally doing a innuendo yet again. Being distracted, he didn't expect Richard to try and tackle him.
Donut, while stunned, managed to shove Richard off him. The big rabbit ran in, yelling out a warcry, and began to...punch the air.
Donut watched as his adversary punched the air around him. Due to Richard closing his eyes while doing this, he didn't realize nothing was being struck.
He was promptly hit across the face. Meanwhile, Darwin finally ran out of bullets to spit out. He looked around and spotted Gumball being stomped on by Grif, and grabbed a nearby fire extingushier and threw it at Grif's head.
"Thanks dude!" Gumball yelled, and both siblings rushed up together. Grif noticed he was gonna have to fight two on one, and let out a whine of annoyance.
Luckily, that wouldn't be the case. Simmons managed to fend of Anais, tossing her aside into Carmen.
"Grif! I'm coming!" The nerd of the Reds rushed ti the side of his friend. Grif gave a nod, then pulled off his Grif Shot for battle.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a gosh darn minute. You have a...a knifle?" Gumball asked in shock. Grif lowered his weapon. "It's a grenade launcher, idiot."
"I dunno, doesn't look like a grenade launcher to me." Gumball commented, and Grif responded by firing a grenade towards the two.
"Believe me now, smartass?!" Grif yelled, as the two siblings rushed to safety. Soon, Gumball and Darwin pulled out their own weapons; the paintball guns.
"OH SHIT, THEY HAVE GUNS!" Simmons yelled, as the two fired the paintballs, both Simmons and Grif leaped away. Grif, however, was hit in the leg.
"AH! SIMMONS, I....wait." Grif's panic stopped when he realized he didn't feel wounded. Looking down, he saw...it was paint.
"They're using paintballs. Are they--" In the middle if his annoyance, one hit his visor. "Ah, damn it, I can't see!"
Simmons turned to the brothers, and threw a grenade at them, the duo running away as it exploded. They went behind the counter for the food, and started...ahem, 'strategizing'.
"Alright, Darwin! When we are ready, we'll rush out and kick his butt!" Gumball proclaimed. Darwin rose an eyebrow. "So when do we step out?"
"When he runs outta ammo!" Gumball loudly proclaimed. Noticed how I said loudly? Because Simmons overheard it because Gumball spoke TOO LOUD.
Being smart, Simmons lowered his gun. With gunfire stopped, Gumball and Darwin jumped over to attack, but Simmons used his Rocket Launcher to fire a rocket!
The two were caught off-guard, blown to smeetheries. Grif finally wiped off the paint, and saw the opposition in pieces. "Dude, good job!"
Imagine their shock when Gumball casually reformed their bodies by having the tiny pieces come back together. The two Sim Troopers were left confounded, until Grif finally spoke.
"What. The. Fuck."
"You wanna use guns? Well then try THIS!" Gumball made a finger gun and began to go "Pew, pew, pew!" The two Sim Troopers were struck by what seemed to be invisible bullets, making them panic.
"Shit, run!" Simmons cried out, as both Simmons and Grif made a run for it. "Who gives kids an invisible gun?!"
Anais would finally remove all the cactus spines from her back. She then made her way to Lopez, who was aiming a Missile Pod at Nicole, who was still in a grapple lock with Sarge.
"Oh no you don't!" Anais leaped onto Lopez, making him drop the Missile Pod in favor of trying to get her off him.
And he did, managing to grab her and throwing her to the ground with enough force to make an audible thump sound. Anais shook her head to lose dizziness, just for Lopez to stomp on her stomach and aimed the Storm Rifle at her face.
"Adiós, mocoso."
Richard happened to be hiding after managing to escape Donut, and gasped when he saw his daughter about to be shot in the face. Immediately did he put on his brave face.
He may be a coward, but he wasn't about to stand aside as his daughter was gonna be killed! He got out of hiding, and pushed Lopez over.
"Leave my little girl girl alone!" Richard proclaimed, and Lopez gave a dry response. "Multa. En su lugar, me ocuparé de ti."
"Prueba todo lo que quieras, ¡debes saber que vas a luchar contra el Cottontail Cavalier!" Richard responded in perfect spanish. Lopez got up in, at first seeming amazed, before flatly commenting "No puedes hablar en serio. Solo uno de ustedes habla español y es un idiota delirante."
The two put their dukes up. Richard and Lopez slowly approached one another. The fat rabbit managed to land a good blow, making Lopez step back. But the spanish speaking robot didn't falter.
The robot landed a hard punch to Richard's chunky belly, making Richard yelp from the blow. He then landed two more strikes on Richard's face's making some teeth get knocked out, alongside giving him a black eye.
Realizing this wasn't gonna work in physical blows, Richard tried to go for something else, the Wonder Hug. If this works, he could make this baddie friendly!
And also eventually turn him into a mindless Joy Zombie but Richard wasn't all that bright. Richard put all his heart into this...and went forth to hug his foe!
"Wonder Hug!!" Richard suddenly pulled Lopez into the hug. Lopez was tightly hugged, as the Wonder Hug was about to take effect. It seemed Lopez was about to be taken out.
Keyword, SEEMED.
Lopez managed to free his arms from the hug, and instantly stuffed his hands into Richard's blubbery fat neck.
Richard gasped for breath as he desperately attempted to pry Lopez's robotic hands off his neck. All that simply happened was Lopez squeezing tighter and tighter....
SNAP!
That loud noise made the everyone in the crowd pause. Grif and Simmons peeked up from behind cover. Gumball and Darwin stopped firing their weapons. Anais managed to get up from the pain. Nicole and Sarge looked in the direction of the sound.
Richard was limp. And notably his head was twisted at an unusual angle. Lopez let go, and Richard's body collapsed, lifeless.
Lopez didn't BEAT Richard....he outright KILLED him.
Red Team: Sarge, Grif, Simmons, Donut, Lopez
The Wattersons: Gumball, Darwin, Anais, Nicole
Silence filled the air. The atmosphere just darkened. It became clear to everyone (well, not the Reds), that this fight has much more dire than they had believed.
"D....Dad....?" Gumball weakly spoke, tears appearing in his eyes. He and his siblings were horrified. Even though Richard was lazy and a little embarrasing at times...he was STILL their father.
But the one most affected by this sudden demise? Nicole. Richard helped her change for the better. Her life grew so much more than before because of him.
And now he was....dead. Gone. Suddenly having his life taken from him without warning. Not even a chance to say a goodbye.
This....this sparked Nicole's rage to burst higher. This wasn't the usual rage. She was ABSOLUTELY PISSED. She threw Sarge aside, and screamed a familiar sentence.
"YOU ARE ALL IN SO MUCH TROOOOOOOUUUUUBBBLLLLLEEEEEEE!!!!"
She let out a tremendous roar. The crowd scattered in terror, leaving only the nine combatants to fight for their very lives. Nicole charged at blinding speed towards Lopez.
The robot was grabbed as Nicole gave him a heavy glare. The glare was intended to age someone up until they were old.
Thing is, Lopez was surprisingly uneffected. "¡Suelta de mí, perra!" Lopez would headbutt her back...which was a big mistake on his end, as Nicole simply grew into a more muscular version of himself.
"HOLY SHIT!" Simmons screamed. Sarge however, was excited. "Now that's gonna be a fight! C'mere, you big--"
He was backhanded across the cafeteria. "Agh, damn it!"
Grif would notice this, and after a reluctant sigh, ran towards Nicole with the Grif Shot. The mother was too busy pounding Sarge to notice the laziest member of the Red Team getting ready to slice her.
He suceeded. Nicole's leg impaled. She howled in pain, and swiped at Grif, making him fly off, pulling his weapon out.
Meanwhile, Donut would finally come over. "Hey guys, I got a cramp on my leg. What did I miss?" He then saw the chaos and the dead body. "Oh, someone died."
Something would hit his head, staggering him. The flamboyant solider turned to look at Anais, who, just like her brother, had an invisible gun.
"You guys are nothing more than a bunch of maniacs! You're all going down one way or another!" Donut, in response, pulled out his magnum. "Well, then we better bring on a good show!"
The two began to exchange shots. Bullets were exchanged, and both were quick enough to avoid the other's attacks.
Unfortunately, due to their gun fight ended up hitting the school generator. When the sparks when off, everyone got worried. "Uh...is that bad...?" Grif asked worriedly.
"The school's gonna blow!" Gumball screamed. With that, Grif pulled out a Teleportation Grenade. "Guys, get towards me! I'll get us outta here!"
The Reds ran over to the orange armored member, but the four family members weren't ready to let them get away.
"Get back here, you dad killers!" Darwin yelled, as Gumball stretched his arms to punch Grif, making him drop the teleportation grenade before he could put in the full coordinates.
When it finally landed, the teleportation grenade went off, warping everyone away...as the school finally exploded due to the damaged generator.
Sidewinder[]
A planet that seemed like a never-ending expanse of snow and ice, punctuated by mountains and surrounded by frigid seas, Sidewinder was long abandoned after the Reds and Blues killed the Meta.
At least until now. As a result of the teleportation grenade, the Reds and the remaining Wattersons ended up here. And because of the grenade, were nauseous as heck.
"Ooooohhh man, I don't feel that good..." Gumball moaned in disgust. The Reds quickly went back to a abandoned base in Sidewinder to be able to regain their focus.
While recovering, Sarge turned to his laziest solider with a hint of annoyance. "Why in the Sam hell did you pick to go to Sidewinder?"
Grif raised his hands up. "I was trying to get us to Chorus! The brat knocked the grenade out of my hand before I finished!"
"Well, it should come in handy. It is cold here, even though we're in suits. They have to be suffering hypothermia soon." Simmons noted.
They stepped out as the Wattersons got over their nausea. "Hey. Can ya just give up? You'll freeze to death if you don't."
"You murdered my husband! If you think I'll let you go, you have ANOTHER THING COMING!!" Nicole bellowed. In response, Sarge lifted his shotgun. "Your funeral, missy."
Gumball suddenly stretched his arms to punch them from a distance. The Reds, caught offguard by this bizarre move, were struck across their faces.
Before much could be done, Anais rushed forth with a war cry. She leaped up towards Grif, reeled her leg back....
CRACK!!
Any male would wince as what Anais did was extremely agonizing; she kicked Grif in the crotch. The solider crumpled to his knees, and weakly looked at her smug expression.
"You fucking bitch..."
"Watch your language." Anais chistated, but Grif retorted. "I say whatever I want..."
Then Simmons came in and kicked her away. He'd look to the side to see Sarge fighting off Nicole.
"Don't worry Sarge! I'm coming to help!" Loading his rocket launcher again, Simmons locked onto Nicole and fired. The feline would notice, kick the Sargent, and dodge.
But the rocket was a heat seeking one. It turned around, and Nicole stood her ground before delivering a hard kick to the rocket, redirecting it to a nearby mountain made of ice.
Big mistake. The rocket made contact, making an explosion that made large chunks of ice rain down from the sky. Despite this, the battle persisted.
Grif, recovering from being kicked in the family jewels, rushed up to Darwin and attempted to land a fatal slash. Darwin leaped over, and grabbed onto Grif to slap the lazy-ass silly. Sadly for him, his foe pulled him off and threw him aside.
Nicole noticed a giant chunk of ice falling towards him, and leaped up to kick it aside. Sarge, not expecting that, make a panicked yelp as he ducked to avoid being struck.
Meanwhile, Anais did a leap to kick Simmons in the chest, making him collapse. The solider grunted, before pulling out his combat knife.
"Shoot, he has a knife. If I make a slip up I'm done for." Anais thought to herself, before running behind one of the falling ice blocks. Simmons cautiously approached...and was promptly kicked in the shin before being headbutted away.
As this was happening, Gumball was off against Donut and Lopez. The blue took a deep breath, and composed himself.
"You psychos want a piece of this?!" Gumball charged...and his head was crushed by a falling ice chunk.
"Wow! That was much easier than I thought it would be, Lopez!" Donut expressed happily, but Lopez wasn't as enthusiastic. "Siento que algo está a punto de suceder..."
And sure enough, Lopez was right. Gumball's body got up, and casually regrew a new head. "Dang it, that still hurts."
Gumball shook off being decapitated, and stretched his tongue to smack Donut to the ground. His attempt succeeded, as the flamboyant hero fell to the floor.
He wasn't so lucky with Lopez. The robot caught his tongue and pulled him in, punching him square in the face, flooring the young kitten.
"Gosh darn it! That's it! I'm gonna make you love each other!" Gumball yelled, confusing Donut. "What war cry was-- OH GEEZ!"
Love Arrows were fired. The two soliders were forced to dodge as Gumball kept firing, sadly missing any shots he had.
What he did hit? A chunk of rock, and one of the ice chunks falling into the freezing ocean below. This SOMEHOW gave them life....and it was a bad one.
The cliffside began to try and 'save' it's love, breaking off and slowly plummeting downward. "Oh, Dios mío..." Lopez muttered, as everyone shared one though.
"RUN!!!"
Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE, focused on making a madcap dash to safety. Nicole would've easily speedblitzed everyone, if she weren't stabbed in the leg.
As Donut was running, Gumball tripped him over. "See ya later, sucker!" The blue kitten cheered, while Donut quickly got up to his feet. "Oh, gosh darn you heck!" Donut cried.
Darwin managed to prove his fitness physice and made it to the end. Most of the Reds and Wattersons did too. But sadly, Grif and Anais were a little bit too slow compared to the others. By the time they got to the edge, they were a little too far down.
"Oh god, I don't wanna die like this!" Grif whined, while Anais began to think on how to escape with her life...when a limb went by.
Gumball had stretched his arm once more. "C'mon sis! Grab on!" Anais heeded his words, grabbing on and climbing it like a jungle gym rope.
Grif, fearful, frantically looked around before remembering the last time he fell off a cliff and managed to survive.
"Please let this work, please let this work..." Grif made a grand leap and stabbed the Grif Shot's blade into the cliffside.
"Simmons! Sarge! A little help?!" Simmons, hearing this, ran over, before noticing Anais climbing up Gumball's long arm.
"Give me a sec!" Simmons pulled out his battle rifle and fired at the arm. Gumball flinched, trying not to retract to keep his sister alive....
The bullets eventually made his arm snap like a rope being cut. Gumball watched his horror as his sister plummeted down into the freezing ocean, screaming all the while.
"ANAIS!!!!"
Red Team: Sarge, Grif, Simmons, Donut and Lopez
The Wattersons: Gumball, Darwin, Nicole
Gumball just couldn't believe this. First his father was gone...now his little sister. Was this karma for his family constantly causing trouble? Was it?
On the contrary, the Simmons helped Grif up from the cliffside. The two looked at Sarge, who was being pinned down a pummeled hard by Nicole. Before they could do much, a sticky plasma grenade was thrown at Nicole.
"Three points you dirty whore!" Nicole's anger changed towards Donut, who spoke those words. Before she could make contact, the grenade went off, making her drop to the floor in agony.
A thousand thoughts ran through her head. Her family. Her husband...her mother bear instincts...her family needed protection. And there was no way in hell she WOULDN'T provide it.
She slowly got up, and the noise of someone snapping could be heard. Nicole immediately spun her head around, her eyes now yellow and red.
And then she snapped her fingers.
BOOSH!
The shockwave knocked the Reds back as Darwin was send flying from it, barely hanging onto the ledge. Gumball however, still was quiet, but notably looked more sick...
As for Nicole? She passed her limit. She wasn't going to die here. She gonna save what was left of her family!
A terrifying war cry emitted from the mother as she grabbed Sarge by the throat and glared.
This didn't do much...aside from make Sarge immobolized from fear alone. He staggered back, falling over. Luckily for him, Donut went in and kicked Nicole away.
"S-Sarge! Are you alright?!" Simmons rushed over to check on his Sargent. The leader of the Reds shook his head. "I'm fine, just need a minute..."
Grif kept shooting at Nicole with the Grif Shot, but was blasted away by a energy attack. He panickingly got up and attempted to shoot her.
"Why isn't she going down?! We stabbed her and shot her multiple times, she should be dead!" Grif had a point, as Nicole had various stab wounds and bullet wounds. Despite this, she persisted.
Simmons thought to himself. "She can take bullets...but what about a powerful explosion?" Lopez seemed to be aware he prepared his Missile Pod.
"Tiempo para finalmente matar a esta mujer." Lopez fired seven missiles at once while Simmons shot yet another rocket. Nicole was caught in the explosion, making a massive fiery blaze left behind.
"Aha! We got her!"
Not quite. A giant, red, muscular arm, bursted out of the smoke, before out came a giant hulking demon. Nicole had turned into her demonic form.
The Reds stared at the new form in shock and horror. "Creo que hice el robot equivalente a orinar los pantalones..."
"Oh fuck, she was a demon all along?!" Grif muttered. The now demonic mom charged at the team, and they all scattered.
She managed to, however, grab Grif, and immediately tried to shove him down her mouth. "NO! I CAN'T DIE AS FOOD, IT'S TOO IRONIC!!"
"GRIF!" Simmons cried, rushing to save his friend. Pulling out his combat knife, Simmons finally, after using it so much throughout the battle, got a stab in.
Nicole paused, and spat Grif out. She turned to Simmons, and attempted to bring a fist down, but was promptly dodged by Simmons.
"Shit, shit, shit!" Simmons tried to keep avoiding, but each fist was getting closer. Luckily for him, Donut jumped onto Nicole in order to distract her for him.
"Lopez, shoot!" Lopez gave a quiet nod and opened fire at Nicole with two Storm Rifles, bombarding her with supercooled plasma. Nicole howled as she was staggered back.
"Why...won't...she...go...down...?!" No matter what happened, it seemed she like Nicole was impossible to kill.
Then Sarge stepped in, no longer immobilized in fear. "Let me at her, boys." The others turned to him. "Are you sure? You could be--"
"I mean it."
Donut slowly slipped off her. Nicole heard the noise of a shotgun being loaded, and her eyes went to Sarge, standing tall and ready to fight.
"C'mere you fat bitch!" That was more than enough to provoke Nicole, who charged at Sarge in a blind rage.
Sarge held up his shotgun, and pulled the trigger. A shotgun blast went through Nicole's stomach, and she slightly slowed down.
He unloaded another shot onto Nicole, ripping a gap into her chest. The demon collapsed, and tried her damn hardest to keep going.
Soon enough she managed to grab him, and the Sargeant dropped his shotgun. "Ah! Grif! I dropped my 'shotgun'! ...'Shotgun'!"
"Shotgun...hang on, Sarge!" Grif realized the codeword. Lifting his Grif Shot, he leaped at Nicole's back and slashed open her back, spilling an immense amount of blood onto the ground. Nicole screeched in agony, as Sarge was let go, grabbing his weapon on the ground and aiming at her neck.
The blast knocked her onto the ground. Nicole fell down, and turned back to normal, body and clothes stained with her own blood. Sarge would walk up to her barely awake body, as she coughed up some blood.
"Sorry lady..." Sarge began, aiming his shotgun at her head. "But you just got Sarged."
The moment the trigger was pulled, the top portion of her head was decimated.
Red Team: Sarge, Grif, Simmons, Donut and Lopez
The Wattersons: Gumball and Darwin
Darwin would slowly manage to climb up from the cliff, and his eyes shrunk at the corpse of Nicole Watterson.
"N-No...." Darwin was getting terrified. While he was angry, the fact these space warrior-looking people were able to KILL Nicole Watterson was enough to terrify Darwin beyond rational thought.
"G-Gumball? W-We gotta get out of here!" He turned to Gumball, who...looked absurdly sick.
"...You've been holding in your toxicity? That-- Wait we could use that!" Darwin realized, and Gumball teleported behind Simmons to let out a large amount of acid onto his back. The solider stumbled, feeling intense pain...but minor damage.
"What the what?! That should have burned through your stomach!" Gumball exclaimed. Simmons responded by pulling out his magnum...or what was left of it from the acid.
"And you melted my magnum, you dick!" Simmons retorted, throwing the remains at him.
Gumball snarled as he pulled out the Magic Notebook. "Hah! Guess your writing your will, kiddo? Smart move!" Sarge taunted.
He was far from correct. "The five soliders suddenly used candies instead of guns." The guns suddenly turned into candy canes, sour patches, etc.
"Wha-- how in the hell...?!" Simmons reacted, as Gumball wrote another thing. "The soliders felt gravity crushing them."
Gravity then forced them down. Grunting, Donut began to slowly crawl while still in pain from the crushing gravity.
"And then..."
Donut got closer.
"The soliders..."
Donut lifted a hand up.
"Were--" Donut dropped his fist onto Gumball's foot, making him scream as he fell over, dropping the book. Darwin gasped, trying to help, but Donut grabbed the book and ripped the book aparted, freeing them from the gravity and granting their weaponry back.
"Uh oh..." Gumball whimpered...and gasped. He had one last trick up his sleeve. He then pulled out the Console, and booted it up, and....
The world went black. The Reds opened their eyes, looking around and realizing...they were back in Elmore!
To be specific, in front of the Watterson house....a pixelated one. "Simmons? Any clue on what the hell is going on?" Sarge asked.
"I...don't really know..." Simmons shakily asked. Gumball and Darwin would step out of the house, looking extra confident.
"You want to get us?! You'll have to get through our friends!" Gumball used the Phone! The first person was Sarah, who charged forth to attack.
But Grif, being Grif, tackled her. Because she was made of food. Needless to say, what he did would be a horror movie for any food people, and a disgusting sight for anyone else.
"Uh...maybe Hector will do it?" Gumball worriedly said, and Hector came. The Reds went into a panic, trying to avoid being attacked.
"Guys! I think he's using that Game Boy as a way to do this!" Simmons yelled. Realizing this, Lopez turned around...and suddenly went limp.
Gumball and Darwin laughed, believing he was defeated, until the screen of The Console showed Lopez's head instead.
"Hola, mocas." Lopez flatly greeted. Gumball's gasped of shock was almost music to his ears. "What the what?! How did you--"
His eyes went into sheer panic. Lopez somehow exited to the menu, and DELETE THE SAVE. This meant they were now weak. "NOOOOOOOO! I WORKED SO HARD ON THOSE SIDE QUESTS!" Gumball cried, as Darwin gave him an annoyed look. "That's what your worried about?"
Lopez then returned to his body, and punched the console into a nearby sewer, reverting the universe back to normal.
"Alright! Time to blow their heads off." Sarge exclaimed, but Grif shook his head. "Sarge, that....won't work."
"What do you mean it won't work?! A shotgun to the head always does the job!" Sarge argued...but Simmons stepped in. "Sarge, they're like Deadpool. They can just...regenerate their bodies."
"So great, how are we gonna deal with them?" Grif grunted, and Simmons smirked under his helmet. "Well....last I checked, Deadpool can't regenerate from being reduced to nothing."
After a few seconds, Simmons asked a very important question.
"Grif, do you still have those mushrooms?"
Gumball and Darwin didn't expect what happened next. The orange solider seemed to have...consumed something...and the next thing they knew, he were running around faster than they could precieve.
"Heyguysdon'tworryIgotthisI'mcuttingthemtopiecesIcandothisyoucancountme!"
Grif did as he said. He slashed the two apart, pieces to pieces. The two were stunned, and it grew into fear as grenades were thrown at them, both the normal and plasma kinds.
"W-Wait, can't we talk about this?!" Gumball begged, but it was a little too late for that. Both Grif and Donut lifted their weapons, a magnum and the Grif Shot, and fired....
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!
The explosion created made a masive mushroom cloud, sending the Reds flying back. They crashed through the Robinson's house, and slowly got up.
When the smoke cleared, nothing was left of Gumball and Darwin, no dust, no fur, nothing.
"We did it...haha, we did it Grif!" Simmons cheered, as Grif...fell over, the side effects of the methshrooms kicking in and leaving exhausted.
"Y por una vez, mi cuerpo no fue diezmado." Lopez happily expressed. Donut then turned to the others. "So what now guys?"
"P...Pizza...please..." Everyone looked at Grif quietly. Then Sarge spoke.
"Eh...why the fuck not."
Results[]
Thunder: ...Whoa. That was more awesome than I expected it to be!
Metroid: The Wattersons had plenty going for them. Their Toon Force was a powerful force to be reckoned with, and Nicole could scare the Reds into submission. However the Reds had them beat everywhere else.
Thunder: Sure, the Watterson Siblings have survived Elmore Junior High being blown to bits on multiple occassions, and since Nicole and Richard scale, they should be able to survive a building exploding. But, may I remind you the Reds have shrugged off worse?
Metroid: The Reds all survived a 10 megaton bomb going off at near pointblank. The Tsar Bomb has a similar yield, so the Reds could take a blast that can wipe out a city.
Thunder: This ain't an outlier, either. It's confirmed by Simmons that a 10 megaton bomb was used for a "Scenario" that sim troopers would be put through. In other words, a ten megaton bomb was used for these Simulation Troopers to go through. And since their suits keep improving and multiple people wear the same style of suits the Red use, it ain't as outlierish as ya think!
Metroid: And since all the Reds have inflicted harm to one another on multiple occasions, they should be comparable. This means all the Wattersons, even Nicole, were unable to match the Reds in strength, nor would manage to inflict heavy damage to kill them.
Thunder: "B-But Gumball survived the Big Bang!" Cut it out with that crap! Gumball and Darwin were far away from it! Plus it would be an outlier since he almost died to something similar to it in power, the Console.
Metroid: Speaking of the Console, it would have been a good way for the Wattersons to pull through and win...but Lopez can take control of electronic devices, so he could take control of console and potentially brick it. Speaking of which, considering Lopez lived for billions of years from being sent back to before the Big Bang happened, Nicole's aging stare wouldn't affect him at all.
Thunder: Meanwhile, most of the Reds are outclassed in intellgence by Anais and Nicole, but Simmons. Simmons was smarter than either of them, having a greater knowledge physics and having the intelligence to hack into highly secured government-like computers! Anais at best, can hack a normal computer.
Metroid: Speed also was easy. Gumball at best had ran fast enough to be a blur and reach Mach 5....the Reds have consistently dodged plasmas and lasers, which could likely get to light speed. And it only increases with the Methshrooms.
Thunder: Heck, the Reds even were creative enough. While the Wattersons were creative, they don't exactly have done it the field of battle, like Grif using the Teleportation Grenades to drop heavy objects onto people.
Metroid: Grif could also use the Teleportation Grenades to teleport the fight to homefield advantage or to get a breather and prepare. And now, for the biggest issue of the fight: Gumball and Darwin's regeneration.
Thunder: The thing is, Gumball and Darwin still need a piece of them still around to come back. Even when they tanned themselves to the point they turned to dust from a fan, there was STILL some dust particles to come back from.
Metroid: Plus Gumball still needs air. Choking him to death can do the trick. And considering they have an assortments of explosives, they can absolutely completely annihilate Darwin. And with Simmons being pretty intelligent, he could likely figure out a workaround.
Thunder: Also, we're pretty sure fighting Freelancers, Mercenaries, and eon old AIs make the Reds more experienced than any Watterson. Oh? And Gumball's hax? He'd need to get up close. Or the Reds woulf shrug it off. Or it wasn't easily applicable.
Metroid: The Wattersons may of had Toon Force, and Nicole was definitely a deadly force to be reckoned with, the Reds had enough advantages to escape the battle alive.
Thunder: Guess the Wattersons weren't able to Paint the Town Red!
Metroid: The winner is the Red Team.
The Red Team (Winners)
+ Stronger
+ Faster
+ More Durable
+ Simmons is smarter than any of the Wattersons
+More Experience
+Have more viable weaponry
+Lopez can bypass the aging stare and take over the Console
+Grif can use Teleporation Grenade for homefield advantage
+Likely can shrug off most of the hax
-Have never dealt with Toon Force before
-Would be affected by the FEAR stares
-Most of the Reds are dumber than the Wattersons
-Regeneration would be a little difficult for them
The Wattersons (Losers)
+Advantage with Toon Force makes them unpredictable
+Nicole's stares could make them pull through
+Nicole and Anais are smarter than most Reds
+Gumball and Darwin's regeneration makes them hard to kill
-Weaker
-Slower
-Less durable
-Simmons could outsmart any of them
-FAR LESS experienced
-Not as viable weaponry
-Nicole's aging stare and the console can be beaten by Lopez
-Can be taken to another location they aren't familiar with
-Some hax just won't work
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