SPOILER WARNING FOR MANDO SEASON 2[]
| The Mandalorian VS The Terminator
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| Season 1, Episode Something | |
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| Air date | Never |
| Written by | Blue Midnight04 |
| Directed by | Blue Midnight04 |
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| IDK | IDK EVEN MORE! |
The Mandalorian VS The Terminator is a Fanon idea by Blue Midnight04 lol.
Interlude[]
Midnight: Warriors, hunters, living weapons. These ideas have been exemplified by many, but none like these.
Noon: Din Djarin, the Mandalorian.
Midnight: And the Terminator T-800, Cyberdyne systems Model 101.
Noon: For the Terminator we will only be using The Terminator, Terminator 2 : Judgement Day, and Terminator: Dark Fate.
Midnight: And Mando will get everything from seasons 1 and 2.
Noon: I’m Noon and he’s Midnight.
Midnight: And it’s our job to analyze there weapons armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.
The Mandalorian hunts DEATH BATTLE![]
Midnight: Back when the Separatist Droid Army were fighting the Grand Army of the Republic, there lived a young boy named Din Djarin.
Noon: Din lived a happy life, until he was attacked by a unit of B2 Super Battle Droids.
Midnight: After his parents were murdered in front of him, he grew a healthy racism towards droids. Oh and was essentially adopted by the people of Mandalore.
Noon: After becoming a Foundling, he gave up his name and became "The Mandalorian" or as everyone calls him Mando.
Midnight: Mando would join the Bounty Hunters Guild on Nevarro, and the Mandalorian hideout. As a Bounty Hunter, and even later on, Mando uses a IB-94 Blaster Pistol. He also carries a Amban phase-pulse blaster, which is capable of disintegrating opponents, as well as electrocuting them. He also has a vibro-knife, which can cut through most metals. Oh and he also has thermal detonators.
Noon: After taking Baby Yoda-
Midnight: HIS NAME IS GROGU!
Noon: Jesus Christ chill! Anyways After kidnapping Grogu he would trade Grogu for Beskar armor. And then rekidnap Grogu.
Midnight: After running away to some random ass planet, with a whipcord launcher, whistling birds, and two flamethrowers, he would destroy an AT-ST, and running away some more, he would return to Navarro. Where he would meet am Moff Gideon. On Nevaro he would get a jet pack. After almost killing Moff Gideon, he would keep running, but earned his signit. A Mudhorn. Which he, with the help of Grogu killed and got it’s egg for a bunch of Jawas.
Noon: After getting a quest to return Grogu to the now almost extinct Jedi. Mando managed to kill a Krait Dragon, with a whole metric shit ton of explosives. He would meet Ahsoka Tano, and even Boba Fett. He would get a pure Beskar spear, which I know is called a staff, but let’s be real here it’s a spear.
Midnight: After going to the seeing stone, Grogu would contact a Jedi. And be promptly kidnapped.
Noon: BUT THIS TIME BY MOFF GIDEON! Moff Gideon and Mando would clash, even though Mando didn’t want to fight, and eventually Mando would beat Gideon in combat, and claim the Darksaber.
Midnight: And that’s in the first two season, who knows what will happen in Season 3?
Noon: Whenever Grogu or his friends need him, Mando will be there, ready to fight.
Din Djarin: This is the way.
The Terminator is back in DEATH BATTLE![]
Midnight: In the future, machines would rule the earth. After Skynet nuked the entire fucking Planet, they would use T-800s to hunt down the last remaking humans, equipping them with Endo Battle Rifles. One of these Terminators, was sent back in time to hunt down a young girl named Sarah Connor.
Noon: This girl would eventually give birth to a child named John Connor, who would be the leader of the resistance against Skynet.
Midnight: To achieve time travel, they had to put a layer of skin over tip of the Terminator, and for some reason they decided to make him look like the body builder and Former Governor of California, Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Noon: I mean if you want a killing machine to look scary make him buff?
Midnight: I guess? Anyways this Terminator did the only logical thing to do when you’re in the life ending business, he bought guns
Noon: He bought an AMT Hardballer .45 Longslide with a laser lock sight, an Uzi 9-millimeter, a SPAS-12 shotgun, and an Armalite AR-18 fully automatic rifle. All of these weapons are very lethal, especially since The T-800 knows how to use every known weapon, up until 2029.
Midnight: After that he did the second most sensible thing that every killer looking for on specific person to kill, he used the yellow pages.
Noon: The what? What the fuck are those!
Midnight: A phone book, he used a phonebook.
Noon: OOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Midnight: Anyways, after chasing Sarah and being crushed by a hydraulic press, he would come back but this time to protect John Connor.
Noon: After making one of the most confusing oaths in cinema history, that being not to kill even though he’s a fucking KILLING MACHINE, he helped save Sarah Connor from the mental ward, with the help of his sawed off Winchester 1887 shotgun, and a Colt Series 70/Detonics 1911 Hybrid Handgun. After that they get some lovely weapons from some guy on the Mexican border, including an M79 Grenade Launcher, and a Hand Held M134 Minigun.
Midnight: After blowing up several Police Cars, The T-800 and company escaped to a Steel mill, where Cyberdyne Systems Model 101, learned why we cry.
Noon: Now thinking she was safe, Sarah took John on a vacation where he got terminated.
Midnight: Termy takes a backseat role in Dark Fate, however he still has guns, including a Beretta ARX-160 A3 Rifle with a Beretta GLX-160 Grenade Launcher attached, a Serbu Super Shorty Shotgun, a FN M249 Paratrooper, and a Milkor MGL Grenade Launcher
Noon: FOR A GRAND TOTAL OF... 13 F#@$%&G GUNS!
Midnight: The Terminator T-800 will always be back, whether as friend or foe, who knows?
The Terminator drives a police car through two glass doors, and crushes a cop.
Pre-Fight[]
Midnight: ALRGHTY THE COMBATANTS ARE SET, AND WE'VE DONE ASKED PEOPLE SMARTER THAN US WHO WINS!
Noon: LET THE DEATH BATTLE... COMMENCE!!!
Death Battle[]
Mando is seen riding a speeder bike on the desert sands of Tatooine. Suddenly he sees a blue ball of electricity and stops.
Mando: Wonder what that is?
Out of the blue ball steps the Terminator, and he has one thing to say.
T-800: You will be terminated!
Mando then shoots the Terminator, right in the face.
Mando: You sure about that?
T-800: Yes. You are a threat to Skynet.
Mando: What the-
The T-800 then shoots Mando in the chest, with one of his pistols. Mando’s armor protects him however. Mando, having never seen a “real” gun, is confused by the shell that hits his Beskar.
Mando and T-800 start shooting each other, with Mando’s blaster marks burning away T-800’s skin. Mando then draws his vibro-knife, and runs in for the kill. After the T-800 gets stabbed he pulls his Super Shorty shotgun out of his jacket and blasts Mando in the chest.
Mando: You just won’t die will you?
T-800: You have a 0.026% chance of dealing lasting damage to me.
Mando: Fine then, guess we’re doing this the hard way.
Mando then activates both of his flamethrowers, hoping to burn the T-800 to a crisp. The Terminator simply fires his shotgun at Mando’s helmet, and launches him away from itself.
Mando then pulls the Amban pulse rifle of his back, runs up and electrocutes the goddamned phone book killer, and then pulls the trigger disintegrating the cyborg’s skin.
T-800: Fuck you, dickwad.
Mando: What the- you’re a droid?!
Mando then fires his whistling birds at Mando, who walks through them, grabs his minigun and attempts to shred Mando into Swiss cheese. However Mando’s armor is too stronk and it only makes Mando stagger. Whilst he was staggering the T-800 fired a grenade straight at Mando’s face. This explodes causing Mando to go flying.
After flying a good 12 feet, Mando attempts to grab The Terminator with his whip cord, but the T-800 is too heavy for Mando to pick up. The Terminator, realizing this grabs his Endo Battle Rifle, and pulls Mando in. After reenacting the scene Dark Trooper VS Mando scene (which is just The T-800 punching, Mando in the face a whole bunch) he blasts the Bounty Hunter with the Endo Battle Rifle, the T-800 throws Mando 10 feet away.
Mando, seeing an opportunity, pulls his Beskar "staff" and silently charges at the Time-Traveling Metal Assassin and rams the staff through the Terminator's chest, hoping for a kill. The T-800 simply staggers then starts blasting Mando, now dual wielding Endo Battle Rifles rotates his arms so that they can blast Mando. Mando, hoping his armor will hold up, flinches and gets blasted a metric shitton amount of times. However his armor stood strong.
T-800: What is your armor made of? No metal should be able to withstand the Endo Battle Rifle's fire.
Mando: Pure Beskar
T-800: I will claim this metal for Skynet.
Mando: Good luck. We Mandalorians are hard to kill.
Mando then activates his jetpack and starts to shoot the T-800 from above. The T-800 is not happy with this and fires his Endo Battle Rifles at Mando. Then suddenly Mando activates the Darksaber, divebombs the T-800 and slashes his head off. Mando then stabs the head, turns off the Darksaber and walks away.
K.O.
Results[]
Noon: Damn! THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL!
Midnight: This fight's winner was decided by two things. Armor and weaponry.
Noon: Right! The Terminator may have been made of metal, and thus harder to kill, but Mando's armor is nigh unbreakable. The only real way Terminator could have won is if he sliced off Mando's head. However, The T-800 has no close range weapons, and it would have been hard to slice off Mando head.
Midnight: However the Mandalorian had several ways to end the T-800. For example, he could have used his Thermal Detonators to blow up the T-800 or used his flamethrowers to melt him. Simply put, Mando's vast arsenal, better armor, and better tactics won the day.
Noon: The Terminator got Mand-owned.
Midnight: The winner is Din Djarrin, The Mandalorian.
Trivia[]
- This fight would be in 3D.
- The track name for this fight would be Protective Hunters