The League of Evil Exes Battle Royale

The League of Evil Exes Battle Royale
Season	1
Overall Episode	8
Written by	Negaboss2000
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The League of Evil Exes Battle Royale is a Death Battle Royale adopted by Negaboss2000. This fan made Death Battle Royale features all of the evil exes of Ramona Flowers from the Scott Pilgrim franchise.

Description

A Scott Pilgrim all out brawl. Every evil ex that Scott Pilgrim has ever fought are now fighting amongst themselves to see who is worthy to date Ramona Flowers and who will perish trying.

Intro

Wiz: The League of Evil Exes, a band of villains in the Scott Pilgrim franchise who formed under one thing they had in common...

Boomstick: Yeah! They all dated this one badass manic pixie dream girl, Ramona Flowers, who broke their hearts one by one over the years. Some who didn't deserve it, but some who definitely had it coming 'cuz they're total XXXXs!

Wiz: How did you do that with you mouth?

Boomstick: Never XXXXXXX mind how I do it!

Wiz: A-Anyway, once they learnt of Ramona's eighth boyfriend, Scott Pilgrim, they attacked him for the right to date their ex.

Boomstick: Who for some reason believed that if they defeated Scott, they'd get back together with Rammy. God, how desperate could these guys get?

Wiz: But nevertheless, each of these exes were much more stronger than the last as Scott progressed through his battle with them, such as Matthew Patel the Mystic Pirate, Lucas Lee the Skateboarding Hollywood Legend and Todd Ingram the Vegan Rockstar.

Boomstick: Or Roxie Richter the blonde half-ninja, who just happens to be a girl, Kyle and Ken, The Katayanagi Twins, and of course, the leader of the exes himself, Gideon Gordon XXXXXXX Graves! He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.

Matthew Patel

Wiz: During the seventh grade in middle school, Ramona Flowers was unlucky enough to be around the jocks at her school.

Boomstick: Because for some unknown reason, all those XXXXXXXs wanted her. Wait, is she smoking? Wasn't she only 12 years old?

Wiz: That's besides the point. It's implied that Ramona wasn't interested in them but those guys obviously didn't get the message. But then entered, Matthew Patel, the only non-white, non-jock boy who attended her school, or implied, the only one around for miles.

Boomstick: And he wasn't the first of Ramona's evil exes for no reason, his Indian heritage and skilled fighting skills combined, this guy is able to put up a damn good fight, in any part of the franchise. Anyway, after one wet and sloppy kiss, both Rammy and Matty had one hell of a team up and took all those jocks out with Ramona's brute strength and Matthew's mystical powers! YEAH! Take that you jackXXXXX!!! Whatever your motive was!

Wiz: Though it was a hollow victory for the pair as soon after a week and a half, Ramona dumped Matthew due to his pre-adolescent capriciousness even giving him, as much as it pains me to say it...the bird.

Boomstick: Yep, girls sure do get it done in terms of breaking up with XXXXXXXs. Kinda reminds me of my ex wife.

Wiz: But more to the fact, Matthew eventually moved far away during his high school years and turned evil after some time. Then at one point during his adult years, Matthew had come across a drunken rant on Craigslist about Ramona, something which got his attention and lead him to joining the League of Exes.

Boomstick: Eventually, once Ramona met her soon-to-be eighth boyfriend, Matthew began sending messages, like internet mail or a letter, all of which would warn the latter about his coming...which Scotty would ignore.

Wiz: But when the Battle of the Bands came at the Rockit, Matthew Patel made his entrance and tried to attack Scott.

Boomstick: He literally blew a hole in the wall and flew in, man what an entrance! Unfortunately for him though, Scott proved to be stronger than him with his combo hits.

Wiz: However, Matthew Patel would soon show his other skills, including his mystical powers. He can levitate in the air with seemingly minimal effort, conjure fireballs which deal a lot of damage and possess the powers over the astral plane itself, like summoning Demon Hipster Chicks, yes they are actually called that, who can conjure fireballs like him and also heal Matthew if he's ever badly wounded. Matthew can even summoning astral arms and weapons, similar to that of an Indian god, to help fight.

Boomstick: Holy XXXX! All that an the powers of an Indian god too?!! How'd that little runt get those powers?!! I've gotta get me them, how'd I get 'em, Wiz?!!

Wiz: I...don't think it's possible, Wiz. Getting back to it, Scott and Matthew fought each other and Matthew came out on top, though once again he failed to win Ramona's hand, something which he discovered and fought his superior over, usurping his throne and-

Boomstick: What?!! That's all total XXXXXXXX, Wiz! Scott actually defeated that one guy with the power of friendship and courage and whatever, and even while singing a song too! Though to be fair, it only happened in that series.

Wiz: R-Right. So, Matthew Patel is able to keep up with Scott Pilgrim and Gideon Graves while in a fight, and despite being considered as the weakest of the evil exes, he came out on top against Gideon in the anime.

Boomstick: Though in the comics, he took a single punch to the face and turned into $2.10 in Canadian change.

Wiz: Though getting back to the anime slightly, Matthew had eventually realised his lifelong dreams of being a Broadway musical star and after an epic battle of fighting an evil future version of Scott Pilgrim...

Boomstick: Oh god, we don't have another dark future version of a hero on our hands do we?

Wiz: Matthew gave Gideon back his empire and finally found the happiness he was looking for...even if it didn't involve Ramona. Yeah, I don't get the change of heart either, but hey, at least he's cool now right? So whatever reality Matthew Patel comes from, don't mess with him...

Boomstick: Yeah! Because if you do...well, good luck.

Matthew Patel: This is my league now. I'm the main character.

Lucas Lee

Wiz: Every celebrity has their own origin story, their own past that defines who they really are, a past that eventually makes them who they are, for better or possibly for worse.

Boomstick: Or in the case of worse, being the best skater boi, the highest actor, and the biggest star who'd join a group of vengeful XXXXs hellbent on controlling the literal love life of one girl who would break their hearts. Though to be honest, this guy would never have gotten his fame and status or be known as the second evil ex of Ramona Flowers, and this guy's name, was Lucas Lee.

Wiz: According to our knowledge on the franchise of Scott Pilgrim, Lucas Lee met Ramona flowers during their freshman year of High School, and at the time, Lucas followed Ramona around and asked to go out with her, constantly even.

Boomstick: Yep, who wouldn't go after a manic pixie dream girl like Ramona? I know I would.

Wiz: Eventually though, Ramona agreed to go out with Lucas for a short while, even though all they did was smoke and sit on the street curbs together.

Boomstick: Again with the smoking? Doesn't that girl know that smoking kills?

Wiz: Actually, it wasn't just that. Because in the case of the anime series, it turns out there was much more to Lucas' backstory with Ramona than originally thought. Ramona had always been helpful towards Lucas, seeing him take a fall and putting a band aid over his wound at one point.

Boomstick: But as with the original comics, according to Lucas himself, Ramona left him for a cocky pretty boy who would soon become her third evil ex. Jeez, that girl breaks hearts left and right as a bull in a china shop.

Wiz: But more on that later. So after that day, and breaking his own skateboard, Lucas vowed to become a successful actor and skateboarder, and convinentntly enough, years later he actually did. During that time he starred in a lot of films like Action Doctor, Let's Hope There's a Heaven, The Game is Over 2, Thrilled to Be Here, You Just Don't Exist and strangely enough Snowpiercer, which also happened to be a movie that came out in 2013.

Boomstick: Yep, you guessed it. Captain A-uh, I mean, Chris E-oh god dammit, Lucas Lee starred in a real life movie! So many years after High School, and no less during his career, Lucas would come across a drunken rant Craigslist about Ramona and would then be recruited into the League of Exes.

Wiz: Actually, it as stated by Lucas that the League almost didn't recruit him because he didn't have any obvious powers like they all did. In fact, out of all the Exes that Ramona Flowers had, Lucas was the one who was less evil than them.

Boomstick: That's right. Despite his selfish demeanour and arrogance leading to dangerous stunts, Lucas Lee isn't really evil, this was shown in both the comics from stopping his fight with Scott and offering food to him and his friends, and it was even expanded upon in the anime from his time reconciling with Ramona. And that's what we call a jerk with a heart of gold ladies and gentlemen. He wasn't evil, just untamed and needing guidance.

Wiz: Yes, we get it. Anyway, while shooting a film at Casa Loma, which happens to be a real place, Lucas eventually met Ramona's new boyfriend, Scott Pilgrim, and well...

Boomstick: He literally beat the XXXX outta him. I'm not kidding here, Lucas Lee actually beat Scott Pilgrim and threw him up the side of a building first try, like a boss!

Wiz: From his time after he was dumped by Ramona, Lucas Lee had gotten incredible speed on foot and surprisingly brute strength which as stated, allowed him to literally beat Scott Pilgrim, deliver a huge kick that sent him flying backwards and even toss him up towards the side of one of the towers of Casa Loma.

Boomstick: He's even got his own stunt team to help deal with threats that could prove to be a challenge for him. God, I wish I had my own team to beat the crap outta everyone.

Wiz: But as his name implies, Lee had become a master skateboarder with a set of his own fighting skills to go along with those skills. He had years of experience with riding a skateboard before and even after he had been dumped by Ramona, able to reach up to speeds of 192 miles per hour while grinding rails down from Casa Loma's steps, something which, along with his own arrogance, would lead to his defeat.

Boomstick: Yeesh, talk about being dumb while showing off...

Wiz: But in the case of the anime series however, Lucas Lee was shown to be capable of so much more with a skateboard. He could skate on building walls, grind on almost anything from a T-Rex Skeleton to a vehicle, and even pulled off a powerful drill-like megaton kick that's powerful enough to blast anyone in his path.

Boomstick: And that was all while trying to outrun and even fight an army of Paparazzi Ninjas! God, I hate those guys, Wiz...they're the worst kind of people imaginable! Still, how could would it be if I tried to pull off those stunts with a skateboard.

(Boomstick hops on a skateboard and tries to mimic the moves of Lucas Lee, only to fail. This resulted in him falling off the skateboard and landing on the floor with a loud crash that shook everything.)

Wiz: Yeah...I wouldn't try it if you don't have experience.

Boomstick: XXXX!!!

Wiz: So in terms of the franchise, Lucas Lee has gone toe to toe with Scott Pilgrim, who originally came out on top by tricking him into grinding on the rails, whereas in the anime, he made a huge effort to help both him and Ramona defeat his dark future self.

Boomstick: And even crushed that evil XXXXXXX and whacked him silly with a new subspace-like skateboard too! That's right, that old fart had it coming!

Wiz: So despite being a member of the league of exes with a horrible attitude yet a heart of gold, one thing is definitely for sure: Lucas Lee will always be twice as human than his league members ever were.

Lucas Lee: The Only thing keeping me and her apart is the two minutes it's gonna take to kick your ass.

Todd Ingram

Boomstick: Wiz, have you ever known someone your entire life and then formed a relationship with them?

Wiz: Well, not particularly, but I have known a girl last year and-yeah...I won't mention that story.

Boomstick: Well then, have I got a story for you buddy. Years ago in the city of Montreal, there lived a little girl called Natalie Adams who knew a boy whom she shared a deep loving relationship with, until one tragic day the boy left with his family out of Toronto.

Wiz: Yeah, we might not be talking about little Natalie here, but what we will be talking about is the boy she knew, who we know as Todd Ingram, the soon-to-be third evil ex boyfriend of Ramona Flowers.

Boomstick: And Bass player of a band called The Clash at Demonhead too. Goddamn that name sounds so cool!

Wiz: So during Ramona's remaining time of High School, Ramona Flowers one day met Todd and ultimately left her second boyfriend, Lucas Lee, for him.

Boomstick: Damn, you can already guess this is gonna be one hell of a love mess, I mean there was nothing wrong with Lucas, right?! Anyway, after the two began dating, Todd and her became bad kids together, you know, hating everyone, wrecking a bunch of stuff. Yeesh...she as an actual bully?!!

Wiz: Then one day while dating, Todd vanished without a trace for two weeks, only to return after going hardcore vegan and gained superpowers, which had been studied by scientists...somehow.

Boomstick: Wait wait wait, you get superpowers by going vegan?!! How can I do that?

Wiz: More on that later, Boomstick. So after two weeks when Todd had finally returned, he took Ramona out of class, which I highly wouldn't recommend doing by the way, he proved his loved for her by zooming up to the moon and actually punching a hole in the moon with one punch.

Boomstick: Ultimately resulting in 30 pages of explosions and tidal waves from how Ramona described it. Goddamn, that's so awesome! How'd he do that if he's vegan?

Wiz: Well it's quite simple really. In the lore, it's known that hardcore vegans give them intense psychic powers if they focus and dedicate their own lives to being vegan for so long, thus making them immensely powerful enough to become superhuman.

Boomstick: So...just to be sure...if I eat this convenient magic broccoli, I'd get Vegan Powers?

Wiz: Yes, but being vegan takes strong wills in order to use the full potential of Veganism without being overwhelmed by their own subconscious. So in short answer, I wouldn't-

(Boomstick suddenly eats the broccoli without warning and gains vegan powers, causing his hair to go up and knock his hat off.)

Boomstick: I have the power of gods! Feel my wrath mortals!

(Boomstick then flies through the roof, crashing through it immediately and even caused some damage in the process...and then fell back through the hole and crashing onto the floor)

Wiz: Yeah...I probably shoulda stopped him. Back to the story though, Todd eventually went to Vegan College while Ramona went to the University of Carolina in the Sky, which is held by a literal chain.

Boomstick: It's at this point that the pair broke off their relationship and Todd became Ramona's third evil ex. Wait, remind me why he's evil again...?

Wiz: Gladly. If you all recall at the start, Todd left Natalie Adams, which resulted in her growing up alone, never finding another she could truly love no matter how hard she tried.

Boomstick: Which you could say could be total XXXXXXXX if you read the comics!

Wiz: Well years later, when all hope seemed lost, Todd returned to Natalie, promising they would never be apart again, and showed his affection to her in...a surprisingly similar fashion:

Boomstick: He punched ANOTHER hole in the moon for her. Goddamn, what did the moon ever do to that meathead?!!

Wiz: Then sometime afterwards, Todd and Natalie, who would take on her new name Envy, would form their own band, The Clash at Demonhead, touring around the world.

Boomstick: And then, big surprise, Todd came across a huge drunken rant on Craigslist about Ramona Flowers, and then got recruited into The League of Exes. Christ, who is this guy who brought these guys together?!!

Wiz: Not the right time. So during the last part of volume 2 and during the entirety of the volume 3, Ramona Flowers, her new boyfriend Scott Pilgrim and his band, Sex Bob-Omb would attend a show of The Clash, where our intrepid hero would not only see his ex-girlfriend again, but discover Todd Ingram being her third evil ex.

Boomstick: Yeah, you guys can probably tell what's going down here. But more on that later.

Wiz: Scott and Ramona were then invited backstage by Envy along with their friends too for a little talk.

Boomstick: Or in this case, rubbing how famous she is in all of their faces. Yeah, you guessed right. Envy Adams is a huge XXXXX. The years have not been kind to her personality at all.

Wiz: Hey, can I please tell the story?! So as it turns out, while Todd was absent from Envy's life, she met Scott Pilgrim during their college years, and she wasn't always famous. Rather, she was a bit of a nerd and was into many things us nerds like.

Boomstick: Heck, she was even in a band with Scott himself at one point, they even formed a relationship too. Though overtime, she began to change, and not in a good way, until one day she dumped his XXX. God, that's just like my ex wife.

Wiz: But back to the story, after Knives Chau had her hair dye literally punched out of her hair by the Clash's drummer, Todd used his powers on an attacking Scott and effortless threw him through the wall and into the alleyway, and even threw him up into the air, all without any effort.

Boomstick: It's all thanks to his vegan powers! Aside from his musical skills and strength, Todd can easily use Telekinesis to overpower anyone in a fight, especially with a bass guitar at hand, can levitate in the air similar to Matthew Patel, can read minds easily, generate barriers and electricity, create portals to anywhere, and the dragon ball and Akira power known as the Vegamehameha! An extremely powerful move which while straining his body, transforms his arm into a gigantic mass of vegetables. So long story short, this guy was near invincible, in fact you could say that he's almost similar to that of a Super Saiyan.

Wiz: Well power isn't everything as shown when he raced Scott through a store called Honest Ed's, all set by Envy Adams herself. It's there we learn that due to the store's frantic nature, Todd lost control of his vegan powers, also due to a sensory issue, and imploded the entire store.

Boomstick: The entire store?!! How'd those people survive?!!

Wiz: We may never know, Boomstick...we may never know...

Boomstick: Well anyway, after that, we discover something about Todd that makes him not as good as he was thought to be: He was literally cheating on his own girlfriend with the drummer of their own band! God, that's nasty.

Wiz: Y-Yeah...basically all this time, Todd had been cheating on Envy for a long while, and Lynette actually seduced him into doing so. In fact, Todd had also been cheating on his vegan diet too, eating anything non-vegan like gelato, which has milk and eggs in it, for example.

Boomstick: Turns out, not only is Todd a cheater on those things, he's also a total narcissistic dumbass and he's got his own ego, believing he can do whatever he wants due to his own belief on being immune to every standards as a rock star, and that means hitting girls, flip the birdie at a whole crowd of people and having a total lack of empathy for anyone. He can also be tricked as well if he's not too careful, so Yep, this guy gives rock stars a bad name.

Wiz: Though in the anime, after becoming a movie star and actor, we see a different side to Todd, one where Wallace actually mesmerises Todd and the two hook up with only one-sided feelings on Wallace's end. This ultimately causes him and Envy to break up and-

Boomstick: Wiz, thought we were sticking to the real story here?!!

Wiz: Ok, ok. Todd has done many shameful acts asides from cheating and lying to his own girlfriend, other acts he did involve attacking girls like his own girlfriend Envy Adams and Knives Chau in the Movie. Though in fairness, in the anime, he did regain his vegan powers to help Scott and Ramona...uh, you guys probably know by now.

Boomstick: Wait, regain? What the hell happened to his powers?

Wiz: A very good question, Boomstick. Todd's own ego proved to be his downfall when the Vegan Police arrived and used the de-veganising ray, a process which can strip a vegan of his powers from them and leave them absolutely vulnerable, on him. It's a process which Todd claimed he could dodge, but ultimately couldn't. And all of this was because Todd ate Gelato and Chicken Parmesan, and drank a half and half coffee.

Boomstick: Good riddance to bad rock stars! God, if only I could've headbutted him as hard as Scott Pilgrim could've there.

Wiz: Yeah...that guy DID hit girls, so yeah, he had that coming.

Boomstick: So the next time you meet a rock star who's a vegan, be sure his name isn't Todd.

Todd Ingram: You know what? I'm a rock star. I do what I want.

Roxie Richter

Wiz: Ah College...a good ol' institution of education, whether in Europe or America. And yes, especially in the Scott Pilgrim franchise, there is such thing as College, especially if one's called the University of Carolina in the Sky.

Boomstick: Oh god, we don't have another one of those Castle in the Sky plots again, do we?

Wiz: Moving on here, after Ramona Flowers had broken off her relationship with Todd Ingram...

Boomstick: 'Coughs' Meathead! 'Coughs'

Wiz: She attended this college to possibly get a huge education on life, or at least that's what it's implied. But it's here that she met her roommate whom would always be there for her just like they'd be there for her, teaching Ramona how to use subspace and especially having a phase in their relationship, or in this case-.

Boomstick: Yeah, yeah, we get it Wiz. This guy's Ramona's fourth evil ex. What else is new?

Wiz: Oh...I didn't say the roommate was a he.

Boomstick: What...? You don't mean...?

Wiz: That's right, Ramona's roommate is actually a girl. A girl who is a lesbian, and above all else, a girl who will soon become the fourth evil ex of Ramona Flowers. And her name is Roxanne Richter.

Boomstick: John Cena!!!

(Wiz looks at Boomstick with annoyance)

Boomstick: Sorry...I just couldn't resist. Still, that does explain why Ramona says Exes.

Wiz: Right you are, Boomstick. Of all the exes of Ramona, and not saying this from the franchise, Roxie Richter is by far the only female among them. Why Exes you may ask, it's because at some point during their relationship, as Ramona claimed, it became a phase, or rather, a sexy phase in the words of Scott Pilgrim himself.

Boomstick: Ramona got bi-curious and it's assumed that Roxie was already attracted to Ramona, which is why the two of them began dating. Man, those two got lucky with each other, not gonna lie.

Wiz: But sadly, it wasn't meant to be. Because after their post-secondary, they both broke up, Ramona moved out of her ex-roommate's dorm and they hadn't seen nor heard each other ever since. All this was because Ramona herself was too afraid to face her own roommate back during college.

Boomstick: And she left without a word...damn, poor Roxie. I haven't seen that much of a sad ending to a relationship since-

Wiz: Not now, Boomstick.

Boomstick: Well, it's worth noting that at some point Roxie became an accomplished fine artist, meaning she must've taken so many art classes, heck she even opened up an art gallery in Toronto well after college was over.

Wiz: All this so she could reconnect with Ramona again afterwards in the future.

Boomstick: Then after she graduated, or at least it's around that time, Roxie came across a huge drunken rant on Craigslist about Ramona Flowers, and then got recruited as the only girl into The League of Exes. Hey uh, Wiz...are we sure the guy who formed the League didn't want Roxie to hook up with her?

Wiz: I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that. So anyway, after a single day of working at his new job, Scott Pilgrim headed home to rest, but he was suddenly attacked by a shadow figure who came at him with quick attacks, all of which Scott had managed to dodge. The fight went on for a few seconds until Scott manages to hit her in the breast, all to his irritation and Roxie's fury, and all she was doing was toying with Scott.

Boomstick: Wow...just like a ninja, a blonde half-ninja. Wait, does that one of her parents is a full-on ninja?

Wiz: Roxie has a fair mastery over Ninjutsu, also known as the historic style of martial arts, including tactics, strategy and espionage. It's assumed that Roxie had a lot of time to train on those abilities, since she has near ninja-like speed which if she gained enough of, can become as visible as a black blur.

Boomstick: She can also phase through opponents and attack them from behind or in-between, can teleport to anywhere and possess Ninja Magic.

Wiz: Though her main choice of fighting has to be her sword, a katana. Roxie is incredibly skilled in terms of swordsmanship, able to go toe to toe with Ramona Flowers, especially against her Large Hammer, and even slice through a whole bunch of cameras carried by Paparazzi Ninjas. In fact, Roxie once got a pixel katana which she used in the anime.

Boomstick: Also in the anime, Roxie has ninja stars which she can throw at her opponents. Though in the movie, Roxie doesn't have a sword but instead has a chain whip which she gets from her belt and can use as a weapon. Wow, I wonder if I can make my own belt into a weapon.

Wiz: No, wait! That's not a good id-!!!

(Boomstick unbuckles his belt and tries to use it as a whip, only for his pants to fall down to his immediate embarrassment.)

Boomstick: God damnit...I knew it was a bad idea.

(Boomstick then proceeds to walk away with embarrassment.)

Wiz: Well anyway, it's never explained exactly how she was half-ninja, though it's possibly implied that one of her parents was a ninja or she never fully finished her training. Though it's well worth nothing her abilities over subspace.

Boomstick: Yeah, like Ramona, Roxie can access Subspace and even knows how to use it, which she taught to Ramona. Heck, it's worth noting that Roxie once invaded Scott's dreams in an attempt to kill him Freddy Kruger style.

Wiz: So Roxie retreated and appeared later on, talking to her old college roommate over lunch at The Happy Avocado, which just happened to be Scott's workplace. It's here he discovers that Roxie was Ramona's fourth evil ex that he had to fight in order to date her, which is a problem because...uh...

Boomstick: He can't hit a girl, unlike earlier.

Wiz: That, along with the fact that he didn't possess a sword, is why he had to hide in Ramona's subspace bag while she took on her fourth ex with only a titanium bat, and whether or not both of them were going easy on each other, Roxie is pretty durable enough to take hits and fast enough to catch up with Ramona while on roller-skates.

Boomstick: Yeah, and she was even able to take on Mr. Chau, the father of Knives Chau, who could literally slice an entire streetcar in half! Though on a slightly side note, I should also point out that after Scott and Rammy had an argument, Roxie crashed at her ex's place and probably made out a little. Damn, can't this girl make up her mind?!!

Wiz: I should also note that in the anime, Ramona is confronted by Roxie and fights her, ultimately being the reason why Ramona herself apologised to Roxie for leaving the way she did. Whereas in the movie and comics...eh, not so much.

Boomstick: Yeah, she was sliced in half by Scott after he confessed his love to Ramona and gained The Power of Love, which just happens to be a sword. Damn...video games rule big time!

Wiz: Though she does have a sense of stubbornness, Roxie can easily take on Scott Pilgrim in a fight, she can rollerskates just as fast as Ramona can on her own roller-skates, tanked a huge blow from Ramona's Large Hammer and even took on an evil version of Scott Pilgrim in a fight.

Boomstick: Wow...could that girl become my next wife?!! Because I have the hots for her.

Wiz: You know she's a lesbian, right Boomstick?

Boomstick: Oh damn...way to shatter my dreams.

Wiz: So despite the fact that she's a girl, you'd better not anger Roxie Richter if you treat her poorly.

Boomstick: Yeah, because if you do...then good luck with dealing with her in a fight.

Roxie Richter: Well here I am, Rox you like a hurricane!

Kyle and Ken Katayanagi

Boomstick: Hey Wiz, have you ever met a pair of supervillains from Japan who'd torment the living XXXX outta you?

Wiz: Well, not that I know of.

Boomstick: Then you're gonna be get the living torment taken outta you with our next combatants, emphasis on plural because they're...twins.

Wiz: Yeah, though not the well known of all of Ramona's exes, they are the most cunning, deadliest and ruthless of the exes, hailing all the way from Japan are the bane of Scott Pilgrim's 5th novel, Kyle and Ken, otherwise known, as the Katayanagi Twins, Ramona's 5th and 6th evil exes.

Boomstick: Hold up, Wiz. Are you seriously saying that Ramona Flowers actually dated twins?!!

Wiz: Not at the same time. But back during her second semester of college, Kyle and Ken were something of a pair of womanizers as shown in the anime, always going after the most prettiest girl for assumedly their own nefarious reasons and never leaving them alone, and this year they were after Ramona.

Boomstick: Those XXXXXXXX!!! What would be the benefit of smashing a couple o' beer bottles over their heads, Wiz?

Wiz: Although Ramona was smart enough to play the pair of them right behind their backs, though while their lives aren't well known, it's worth noting that Ramona dated both Kyle and Ken without them even knowing, all to get her own back on them both.

Boomstick: And once they both found out she duped 'em, the twins dumped Ramona and turned on each other. Wow, normally I'd be not surprised about this, but seeing those two do the dumping, that's pure karma.

Wiz: Yes, though Ramona might have gotten her own back, after the whole deception scenario the twins vowed to always work together to bring Ramona down for what she did to them, along with anyone else who dated her.

Boomstick: Yeah, by now you get the gyst. Sometime after college, those two jackXXXXX came across a huge drunken rant on Craigslist about Ramona, which gained both their attentions and joined the League of Exes.

Wiz: All this because they saw a window of opportunity to take vengeance on Ramona for what she did to them.

Boomstick: Oh god, I can already tell this is gonna be a bloodbath! Why did it have to be japanese supervillains?!! They have the power of anime, the tech, the moves, you know what I mean?!?!

(As he freaks out, Boomstick goes back and forth out of panic, which really irritates Wiz.)

Wiz: Will you cut that out?!!

Boomstick: S-Sorry...

Wiz: So by the time Scott's fifth book comes around, The Katayanagi Twins appear at a Mexican Day of the Dead party, hosted by Julie Powers...

Boomstick: Who throughout the franchise is known as a hateful XXXXX towards Scott!

Wiz: It's there they meet Ramona Flowers once again and even meet Scott Pilgrim as well. But surprisingly, they don't fight him in combat themselves, rather they make Scott fight one of many Robots, named Robot-01 that the twins would send after him to torment him. It turns out Kyle and Ken are amazingly skilled in creating robots and can even control them if they require too.

Boomstick: So basically, Robot-01 is pretty small but packs a huge punch. He is strong, can camouflage himself, throw super punches, has Vegan Powers, can adapt with other tech and can even travel through time if disconnected from the space time continuum...however the hell that's possible. Wait, did that thing also pop up a toaster?!!

Wiz: Moving on, the Twins have created many robots to battle Scott. But one of those robots happened to be a giant Super Fighting Robot, it's only debuts in the video game, but it's worth noting that this mechanical monstrosity has a lot of firepower!

Boomstick: Oh my god that thing looks like it came outta an anime movie! I've totally gotta get me one of them!!!

Wiz: This gigantic robot possesses giant rocket arms which are strong and durable of crushing fire escape stair levels and even hurt others with their grip, it can also fire barrages of missiles at whoever stands in their way and even a powerful laser beam from it's eye.

Boomstick: Holy XXXX! If I had me one of them, I can tell you, I'd do amazing things Wiz, amazing things. So getting back to the story, The Twins kept sending their robots after Scott, such as at a concert of Sex Bob-Omb that ended in disaster and then a third time at another party Julie threw, only it was larger than the others.

Wiz: I should also point out in the movie, though this isn't relevant, things were pretty different and the Twins were actually Japanese popstars. Using a special pair of keyboards which lock together to form one, Kyle and Ken play it and summon their Snow Dragons, a pair of Japanese dragons formed from soundwaves and are capable of breathing mist.

Boomstick: Goddamn, talk about turning it up to 11, eh?

(Wiz looks at Boomstick in confusion)

Boomstick: You know, because they're the fifth and sixth exes of Ramona and...ah forget it.

Wiz: Well needless to say, those two were a couple of loose cannons who wouldn't stop at anything to torment Scott. But this wasn't the end of it, oh no. They stooped so low enough to draw out Scott and fight him themselves.

Boomstick: Come on, Wiz. How could they possibly stoop that low? I mean, what the hell'd they even do?

Wiz: They kidnapped Kim Pine and held her hostage.

Boomstick: WHAT?!! Ok, that XXXXXXX tears it! Those two are gonna feel the full fury of my-

(Boomstick grabs all the dynamite he can find until he gets knocked out by Wiz, who then sighs with satisfaction.)

Wiz: So after confronting Kyle and Ken, Scott tries to fight back to save Kim, but they both have pretty impressive with with their own impressively high martial arts skills, combine that with their signature Twin-Link, though not well known, the use this ability to pull off powerful moves such as Double Dragon Hurricane Lick and Simul-punch.

Boomstick: Ultimately, this gave Scott a huge disadvantage, given that he got the living crap kicked outta him! And if that wasn't bad enough, then those Japanese jokes taunt and demoralize him by just using their words, the XXXXXXXX. Still, imagine if we did their awesome stunts in a fight, Wiz.

Wiz: Yeah...never gonna happen. So overall, Kyle and Ken have created countless robots to take on Scott and even overpower him with their combined skills. No denying it, aside from all other exes, the Twins were by far the most smartest, cunning and strategic members of the League of Exes. Though they have been shown to lose, once where they get defeated by Scott thanks to a motivational lie on Kim's part.

Boomstick: And the other time when Sex Bob-Omb summoned a huge freaking electric yeti to beat the XXXX outta their snow dragons and crush them both! Wow, now that's satisfaction, isn't it?

Wiz: Right you are. Kyle and Ken might be a pair of Japanese jokes according to Boomstick, but don't let that fool you. They are much smarter, more cunning and vicious than you could expect.

Boomstick: My advice for you guys is if you see them, run the other way!

Kyle: She played us against each other.

Ken: And since the day we discovered her treachery, we vowed always to work together!!!

Gideon Graves

Wiz: Let me ask you this simple question. Is one truly born evil or forged by it through a life of misery and torment?

Boomstick: No idea, Wiz. But one thing for sure, maybe he'd become a huge XXXX along the way if he did become evil!

Wiz: Born in North Bay, Ontario, Canada, a boy called Gordon Goose grew up and attended West Ferris High School, surprisingly the same school Julie Powers went to.

Boomstick: XXXX!!!

Wiz: He was known, during his teenage youth, as a weird kid who would always be called fearless for his wearing of No Fear T-Shirts every day.

Boomstick: Man, that kid looks like a total dweeb and a nerd. What kind of girl would fall for that creep anyway?!!

Wiz: Can I finish please? So anyway, one day after a lot of building up confidence, Gordon at least attempted to ask out a popular girl on a date via a twelve point business plan. However the plan blew up in his face when the girl rejected him and the whole school laughed at the matter.

Boomstick: And after that he moved away, but boy his story doesn't end there. In fact, over the years that guy built an entire empire off the ground getting a buttload of fortunes and becoming a successful music mogul, that and owning so much, including fourteen animal shelters, a movie studio and two record labels. Holy XXXX, this guy has it all!

Wiz: He was no longer Gordon Goose, but rather he left that name behind and forged his own name, a name who would cling to the shadows throughout the franchise of Scott Pilgrim, a name who would would come to know as Gideon Graves.

Boomstick: Jeez...this guy went from being a total creep to a kajillionaire during all those years?!! How the XXXX did he pull it off?!!

Wiz: It's actually not known, though it's likely claimed that The Glow had a huge part to play in all that, whether selling said power to others or using it to manipulate people into purchasing his products.

Boomstick: The Glow?!! Ok, two questions: What the F*** and how the hell could anyone like Gideon pull that off?!!

Wiz: Only Gideon knows how to control the power, but more on that later. Because at some point far into his career in New York, Gideon would meet a girl who he would later be so obsessed with in the future, and that girl was of course, Ramona Flowers.

Boomstick: Oh geez, I already know where this is gonna go, Wiz. So basically the two first met at a party where they both formed a relationship. But despite the fact that Ramona began having feelings for that XXXX, Gideon only saw their relationship as just an experiment, where he inflicted Ramona with The Glow and constantly kept pushing her away! Wow...now THIS guy is the perfect example of an Evil Ex! Did he also abuse her in the relationship too?!!

Wiz: Y-Yeah, there's way of sugar-coating it or anyway of knowing if he did abuse her, Boomstick, but nevertheless, Gideon definitely was horrible towards Ramona. In fact so bad, that one day she became sick and tired of said abuse and ultimately decided to leave him for good, cutting her hair and leaving Gideon nothing but a letter.

Boomstick: But she never got to leave it for that XXXX before she was interrupted by Gideon walking in on her, giving her so much intense emotions that overwhelmed her so much via the Glow that she vanished into Subspace.

Wiz: It's basically how she escapes intense conflicts, presumably after learning about it from Roxie.

Boomstick: Well anyway, after Ramona left his XXX, Gideon became drunk and wasted outta his mind. And trust me, I know a drunk guy when I see one. In fact so drunk he put up a huge drunkern rant rant on Craigslist about Ramona and how she left him.

Wiz: And ultimately, this caught the attention of Ramona's six other exes, Matthew Patel, Lucas Lee, Todd Ingram, Roxie Richter and, yes, you guessed it, even the Katayanagi Twins, all of whom got into contact with Gideon.

Boomstick: Holy crap, so that XXXX was the mastermind behind the drunken Craigslist rant!

Wiz: Not only that, Boomstick, but after seeing those replies, Gideon would see this as an opportunity to control Ramaona's love life for himself, all by forming The League of Evil Exes to send after anyone who would dare try to take Ramona from him. And now you can see why he's Ramona's seventh evil ex.

Boomstick: Jesus, all that because he suddenly becomes obsessed with Ramona?!! How crazy could you get?!! And believe me, it doesn't get better, since Ramona DID in fact meet her eighth boyfriend, Scott Pilgrim. After spying on them from a good distance, Gideon sent every league member after Scott, one by one, all while he stands in the shadows and watches.

Wiz: Though he didn't JUST do that. Gideon, at some point, used the convenient subspace highway that ran through Scott's head where the latter would decide to purposely alter Scott's memories to make it seem like he was a hero in High School. And furthermore, it's shown that a part of Gideon still lingers within Ramona's head. This literally shows us how powerful The Glow can become in the wrong hands.

Boomstick: Wait, so if I had The Glow, I could literally alter my own memories?

Wiz: You do that, I swear to god...

Boomstick: Aw...well anyways, Gideon first made his appearance in Book 3 after and during Scott's fight with Todd Ingram. Heck, it's implied that Gideon didn't even have faith in Roxie to take down Scott when she assumed Mr. Chau was sent by him. God, does he demean every woman he comes across?!!

Wiz: Not the right thing, Boomstick. But nevertheless, it's implied that Gideon is capable of hiring assassins to do his bidding aside from his own League.

Boomstick: And when we finally get to the final book, we finally get to see how powerful Gideon really is. He's basically a bond villain, a mastermind, given how he planned things out throughout the original six books and the movie, and probably the game and anime too. He's also skilled in martial arts but way more skilled than Scott.

Wiz: In fact those aren't the only things he's gotten in terms of fighting. He's also very skilled in swordsmanship, shown when he took on Scott Pilgrim and Ramona Flowers, with both the Power of Love which he stole from Scott and one he had built into Envy Adam's dress, and the same is said in the anime when he takes on Matthew Patel head on in a fight, even able to wield two swords at once even for a bit of a challenge.

Boomstick: Heck, he actually managed to kill Scott, something which the other exes failed to do. Man, what an absolute XXXX!!! Though luckily enough, Scott came back with a 1-Up he gained from Meathead Ingram and Ramona even returned after splitting for months.

Wiz: As the fight continued though, Gideon revealed to everyone that he had six of his ex-girlfriends cryogenically frozen on the ceiling of his Chaos Theater, something which not only he desired Ramona to be a part of, but also allowed him to wake any of them up and date whoever and whenever.

Boomstick: What the absolute XXXX?!!! He actually collected girls to freeze 'em all like Mr. Freeze did with his wife?!! That's just creepy! I'll bet one of those girls was the one who rejected him in high school. It was different in the movie when Gideon controlled Ramona with a mind control chip, but that guy is a full on psychotic murdering womanizer!!!

Wiz: In a XXXX move, Gideon used The Glow, his main weapon, to manipulate both Scott's and Ramona's emotions into turning them against each other. A weaponized form of emotional warfare that's capable of trapping the victims of anyone who comes into contact with it inside their own heads with their own personal issues. Gideon can use this to infect people with more than just a touch, he can use it as a powerful beam, similar to the Hadouken special attack.

Boomstick: Oh wow, I gotta try that power! Hadouken!!!

(Boomstick performs the Hadouken move on Wiz, sending him flying off screen and crashing much to the shock of Boomstick.)

Wiz: (Offscreen) This is...c-coming...outta your p-pay check...

Boomstick: Oops...

Wiz: But anyways, it's inside Subspace that allows him to tap into much more power. After stabbing Ramona, Gideon teleports into Ramona's head where Scott followed. Here he can become Gigadeon Graves, a gigantic powerful god-like version of Gideon Graves who is muscular, but terrifying and instead of legs, has the faces of the other six evil exes Scott defeated, all which shoot electric balls at their targets.

Boomstick: Jesus, as if he wasn't creepy enough already. Gigadeon, or whatever the hell his name is, can shooting lightning bolts, fire splitting red skulls at anyone, and not to mention he has terrifying strength which he can use to punch anyone who gets too close to him. Though let's be honest, he does have weaknesses...

Wiz: Like his heart for example, a weak point in the game where it can be destroyed by anyone and defeat Gideon, which is why he always has his arms folded in front of it. Or another example includes Scott headbutting Gideon with The Glow, which in other words you could say, a taste of his own medicine.

Boomstick: There's also Gideon's previous form, Super Gideon, where he can turn himself invincible, rush melee-attack his enemies in a kind of angel-like form, throw fireballs and even rain down meteorites, actual XXXXXXX meteorites! Why didn't we mention this form first?!!

Wiz: Anyways, Gideon also has his own pixel katana which he can also use in a fight, them being in the movie and game. He was also able to create a robotic version of himself so real it would even confuse anyone who fights him. That an he also has robots that he'll send your way because he's rich, yeah...his money actually bought those robots.

Boomstick: This XXXX has it all. He gained his own empire from the ground up, kidnapped so many of his ex girlfriends to one day date them like the creep he is, formed The League of Exes and managed to take on Scott Pilgrim, both his present and future self from different parts of the franchise. And even became the boyfriend of Julie Powers...yep, we're all screwed.

Wiz: Though in most of the franchise, he loses everything, his battles for Ramona, his entire Empire to Matthew Patel, and even his own League.

Boomstick: Well well well, guess crime doesn't pay for that creepy XXXXXXX.

Wiz: But let this be a lesson to all of you who seek love or your own empire in the right way: If you step on the wrong blade of grass, you could very well end up like Gideon Graves, and trust me, he's not someone you'd want to mess with.

Gideon Graves: Scotty, you can cheat on many girls as you like. But you can't...cheat...death.

Intermission

Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set, and we've run the data through all possibilities.

Boomstick: It's time for an Ex Battle! Oh god, that didn't sound right at all!

Death Battle

The scene begins in the Streets of Toronto, Canada, where The League of Evil Exes are looking down at Scott Pilgrim, who had been knocked in an attempt to take them out and Save Ramona, who was currently tied up and trying to break free with no avail. All the while, Gideon and the exes were laughing triumphantly over their victory.

Gideon Graves: Finally...that didn't take very long at all.

Kyle Katayanagi: Yeah. You picked the wrong league to mess with, Pilgrim.

Ken Katayanagi: And now you've lost your life.

Kyle and Ken then walked away from Scott Pilgrim, though not before Robot-01 kicked his fallen foe in the head, then leaving Gideon to taunt Scott, who was too hurt to get back up.

All the while, Matthew Patel was smirking with pride at the fact that he had finally won the right to date Ramona, or in this case, him along with Lucas Lee, Todd Ingram and Roxie Richter, and soon enough the Katayanagi Twins too.

Matthew Patel: And now, your prize. It's just you and me Ramona...just you and-

Before Matthew could finish, he was shoved aside by Lucas, who was shocked at those words.

Lucas Lee: Hey! Why do you get Ramona, Patel? I was the one who caught Scott off his guard.

Matthew Patel: Indeed, but I'm the one who dealt the finishing blow.

Todd Ingram: Uh, I'm pretty sure that was me. Pilgrim couldn't stand my Vegamehameha.

Kyle Katayanagi: Our robots were strong enough to eliminate Scott Pilgrim from the fight.

Ken Katayanagi: And we didn't even need to use our Super Fighting Robot either.

Lucas Lee: Which makes you cowards. I mean, you didn't physically fight Scott Pilgrim. Ramona doesn't date cowards.

Hearing this from Lucas, the twins gave him a hmph of annoyance.

Ken Katayanagi: We did not come here to simply take Ramona back, Lee.

Kyle Katayanagi: We came here to take our revenge on Ramona. For turning us against each other.

Roxie Richter: Hey! You guys are total womanizers from your college days, so it serves you right. Besides, I deserve to get Ramona because not only was I first in line to win her heart, but I've got emotional intelligence. None of you XXXXXXXX know how to talk about your feelings!

Matthew Patel: Oh please, you're probably just as clueless as these morons, Roxie.

After they were called morons, the Exes argued with Matthew in annoyance, each arguing over why they deserve Ramona Flowers, the latter all the while rolling her eyes as she tried to get free from her bonds, though not before Gideon interrupted the fight between his own league members.

Gideon Graves: Oh please, what made any of you think that you'd get Ramona when we beat Scott?

The exes stopped fighting and turned to look at Gideon in shock.

Todd Ingram: What do you mean, G-Man?

Gideon Graves: You were all fighting so that I would get the girl.

The Exes (Minus Gideon): WHAT?!!

Matthew Patel: Wait, so that was your plan all along? You get Ramona? And the rest of us get nothing?!!

Roxie Richter: Nothing?!! Sounds like a bad deal. I wanted to win Ramona's heart for my own reasons!

Lucas Lee: I wanted to be with Ramona to feel good again!

Kyle and Ken Katayanagi: We wanted revenge!!!

Todd Ingram: And I'm a rockstar! I can do what I want!

The other exes look at Todd in confusion and annoyance for those words.

Todd Ingram: What? Just saying.

Matthew Patel: Ramona Flowers is mine, you fools! Nobody will take her from me again!

Gideon Graves: Very well, if any of you win against me, and the rest of us, you get Ramona and much more. But if I win, and I surely will, then you all lose more than your lives!

With that, every one of the evil exes prepare to fight against each other for the right to date Ramona.

Fight

Gideon suddenly summoned his Pixel sword and then rushed towards the rest of his league, attempting to slice through some of them. However, his sword was suddenly met with Roxie’s katana, and the two engaged in an intense duel.

Roxie Richter: Ramona's mine, so give it up you XXXX!!! You spent all your time pushin' her away and lost your chance!

Gideon Graves: Never! She's mine, and nobody I won't let some bi-furious nobody take her from me!

Roxie and Gideon continued clashing blades together and even took to the rooftops of Toronto's buildings. All the while, Kyle and Ken used their Twin-Link to take on Lucas Lee, or at least they tried to. Lucas put up a good fight, blocking their moves as best as he could until after they attempted a fifth Simul-Punch on him, Lucas merely dodged the attack and grabbed their arms.

Lucas Lee: The only thing keeping me and Ramona apart is the two minutes it's gonna take to kick both your XXXXX!!!

Lucas then tossed Kyle and Ken up towards Casa Loma in the distance with his incredible strength, keeping them out of the picture before he turned towards Todd Ingram.

Lucas Lee: And you, you cocky pretty boy, you'll pay for taking Ramona away from me!

Todd Ingram: Why don't you come get me then, skater boy?

Using his Vegan powers, Todd floated off away from an enraged Lucas, who got out his skateboard and chased after the latter. The two men played the cat and mouse game, which happened to involve near misses of skateboard moves and lightning blasts from both sides, for a good while until they were suddenly joined by Matthew Patel, who used his fire balls to cease the chase.

Matthew Patel: Oh please, don’t tell me you guys have forgotten about me, Matthew Patel, already.

In a takedown attempt, Matthew rushed towards Todd with a fireball at hand, along with Lucas, who performed a spinning-skateboard drill kick. However, they were both stopped when Todd used his Vegan Powers to hold them in place.

Todd Ingram: Did you guys seriously forget? I’m a Vegan. I’m practically invincible.

Todd immediately generated electric blasts which sent Matthew and Lucas flying into a nearby bus. Lucas Lee immediately got to his feet though, and glared at his former league member. Todd tried to use his Vegan powers again, but a portal suddenly opened up behind him to his confusion.

Todd Ingram: What the-?

Todd had no time to react when he suddenly got punched by the Katayanagi Twins, who had used Robot-01 to open a Vegan Portal back to the streets, into a the same Bus. They then stepped out of the portal with their second and third robots at their sides, and Robot-01 who immediately joined them.

Kyle Katayanagi: Thought you'd seen the last of us, Lee? You thought wrong.

Ken Katayanagi: And we hope you don't mind, but we've brought some friends of ours to play.

Kyle and Ken then sent the Robots towards, Matthew and Lucas, who began fighting them, but failed to notice Todd slipping away unnoticed to fight Gideon and Roxie. Lucas meanwhile threw the twins' third robot at them with his strength, but Matthew could barely hold his own against Robot-01 and the twins' second robot.

Matthew Patel: Well I suppose in this case, two can play that game! Let's go get 'em, Girls!

Matthew then summoned his four Demon Hipster Chicks, all eager to fight the Katayanagi Twins and Lucas Lee.

Lucas Lee: Better make that three, Mr. One-Guy!

Lucas then got out his phone and texted. Seconds later, a car pulled up and out rushed his team of stunt doubles, armed with skateboards. This somewhat baffled Matthew and the twins.

Lucas Lee: Well what can I say? I ain't nothing without my stunt doubles.

Then without any hesitation, all three sides rushed at each other at full force. Meanwhile, Gideon had managed to outsmart Roxie and kicked Roxie to the curb, literally, causing her to drop her katana a few feet away as he stood over her with victorious pride.

Gideon Graves: Heh, guess you couldn't best me after all Roxie. It looks like Ramona Flowers is mine. Any last words?

Roxie Richter: Bite me, you XXXX!

Roxie flipped the birdie on Gideon, angering him before he attempted to plunge his Pixel Sword deep into her heart. However, he was punched in the face by Todd and sent flying through a subspace door, screaming all the way. Roxie was confused for a moment before she was yanked off her feet and thrown a few feet back, though she managed to recover on her feet and grabbed her katana.

Roxie Richter: You two broke up with Ramona when you went to College you meathead! Why do you even wanna date her anyway?!!

Todd Ingram: Dunno. I might have a threesome with Envy and her, or maybe even a foursome if Lynette gets involved.

Enraged, Roxie charged forward towards Todd and tried to slice him in half, but was stopped by his vegan powers...which is what she was hoping for. The next thing Todd felt was the solid hard kick of Roxie's foot in his nuts, leaving him with immense pain long enough for Roxie to then kick him in the face.

Todd Ingram: Owww!!! You little XXXXX!!! You're gonna wish Ramona was here to save your XXX!!!

Todd tried to attack by charging into Roxie at full force, only for the latter to move out the way and caused Todd to crash into the Twins' third robot, thrown by Lucas, and Matthew Patel, knocking both him and Matthew out instantly.

Demon Hipster Chicks: Oh no! Poor Matthew!

Roxie Richter: That guy's a one-sided moron anyway. Why would you girls care about him?

The Demon Hipster Chicks then glared at Roxie before two rushed towards her firing fireballs and the other two remained behind to heal Matthew. Roxie got the chance to throw her shurikens at the demon chicks, and sliced their fireballs in half, right before they sliced though the girls, causing them to dissipate instantly. Then with them out of the way, Roxie quickly finished off the last two girls.

Matthew Patel: Quite the show, little miss ninja. But let’s see how well you fare against me now!

To Roxie’s shock, she saw Matthew was standing just a few feet away from her with pride. He then summoned four astral arms along with a trident, twirling the weapon around with his astral arms before charging at Roxie. All the while, Todd had overpowered his opponents, them being all of Lucas Lee’s stunt double along with the latter himself, the Katayanagi Twins’ second robot.

Todd Ingram: Well, that worked out awesomely. Nothing personal, Lee...but I've got my girlfriend waiting for me. So show's over.

Lucas growled at first, but then had an idea on how to beat Todd. All the while, Todd was suddenly stopped when he heard noises coming from behind.

Kyle Katayanagi: You thought you had us beat, Ingram...but you thought wrong.

Ken Katayanagi: For the show must go on, especially for us!

Todd turned to see Kyle and Ken, who had summoned their keyboards with the help of Robot-01, preparing to take down Todd and the other exes, who looked at them in shock, by any means.

Todd Ingram: Well...sounds like I've got competition.

Todd then summoned his own bass to take on the twins, and began playing with his own Vegan Powers aiding him in destructively taking down the twins. Turning their keyboards up to 11 however, Kyle and Ken summoned their Snow Dragons which immediately began attacking Todd, breathing a powerful blast of mist that tried to incapacitate the latter, and nearly worked...but then Todd stood back up with a smirk.

Todd Ingram: I told you XXXhats...I'm...a VEGAN!!!

And once he spoke those words, Todd immediately summoned a barrier to protect himself before he blasted the Snow Dragons with a loud blast that echoed throughout the world. In fact, the noise was so loud it made it all the way back to Wiz and Boomstick who were watching the fight.

Wiz: Aaah!!! My ears!!!

Boomstick: Gah!!! The reverb is hurting my soul!!!

The powerful noise blast blew the dragons right back at the Twins. In a last ditch effort, Robot-01 teleported the Twins to safety, but was ultimately crushed and destroyed instantly.

Todd Ingram: Heh...see you around, you Japanese jokes.

Just then, Todd was slammed into by Matthew Patel, who was thrown by Roxie, badly injuring the two.

Roxie Richter: Ha! How'd you like that, XXXXXXX! I told you you couldn't best me!

Matthew Patel: Ow...that little XXXXX kicked my XXX in my own head...and I never saw it coming...

Roxie then jumped down onto the streets and tried to attack Lucas Lee, who had gotten to his feet and suddenly saw Roxie coming. He got onto his skateboard to take on Roxie, but she proved to be a bit too fast for him. They would've clashed, along with Matthew and Todd who were chasing after them, but suddenly all four of them were rushed by a huge figure, who rushed out of the subspace door that Gideon was thrown into. They all turned out to be Gideon Graves, who had physically transformed into Super Gideon Graves.

Super Gideon Graves: You idiots...you thought it was that easy to defeat me? Well think again...

Super Gideon Graves then used his shoulder charge move to smash into his opponents, but they all dodged out the way. Todd then tried to take on Super Gideon, but before he could even do so Gideon, Lucas Lee appeared beside him, holding two coffees. One of which he was holding out for Todd.

Lucas Lee: Hey, how about a bit of a boost for your vegan powers, Todd? You know, in case you need more power to fight this guy?

Todd Ingram: Seriously…? You think I'm falling for that old trick? I’m taking the coffee with soy. I know you just tried to trick me.

As he spoke, Todd used his Vegan powers to take the soy coffee from Lucas, who smirked slightly, right before he drank it all in one gulp. He then charged towards Super Gideon, along with Matthew, Lucas and Roxie, all in an attempt to take down the XXXX. However, Super Gideon then summoned a meteor rain at the quartet to crush them all. However, aside from Matthew Patel getting hit the first try, Roxie leapt from meteor to Meteor to avoid getting hit, Todd blocked most of the meteors and used the rest as projectiles which he used to throw back at Super Gideon.

Lucas Lee: Heads up, four eyes!!!

Super Gideon suddenly looked up to see Lucas Lee leaping for him while riding his skateboard. Lucas then slammed into his face, board first, and then tried beating his former boss down with everything he got. However, Super Gideon's invincibility suddenly kicked in, and Lucas didn't notice until he saw the smirk on the latter's face.

Lucas Lee: Oh crap...

Super Gideon Graves: Yep…might wanna not rush into things next time.

Instantly, Gideon smacked Lucas in the face with both his fists, right before summoning a huge meteor which slammed into his foe and sent him smashing into the ground. The process of which delivered immense pain to Lucas.

Matthew Patel: Nice display of power, Graves! But is it powerful enough to best my own powers, let alone our powers?!!

Matthew then appeared beside Super Gideon with six astral arms which he used to at least attempt to beat down Gideon. However, once his invincibility ran out, Super Gideon was left vulnerable long enough to take so many hits from Matthew and suddenly Roxie’s shuriken barrage. Then with surprisingly enough brute strength, Lucas smashed Gideon in the face with his own fist. And lastly, Todd stepped in and used his Vegamehameha and blew Super Gideon back several feet, causing him to fall in pain.

Todd Ingram: Take that, boss! Guess you weren't so great as we all thought you were.

After that, he then glared back at, Lucas, Matthew and Roxie, who did the same with each other.

Matthew Patel: Now then...back to business.

While speaking, Matthew summoned another Trident, along with a fireball or two and his Demon Hipster Chicks again.

Roxie Richter: Yeah! It's either gonna be you XXXXXX or me!

Roxie got out her sword and even a Pixel Katana she had stolen from Ramona's subspace bag before the fight.

Lucas Lee: I agree. And I can say, this'll be twice as harder for you if you plan on taking Ramona from me!

Before any of them could even fight, let alone clash against each other, however, Super Gideon had one last trick up his sleeve. He got to his knees and used a star shaped hole on his chest to drag the four exes into Subspace. Super Gideon then smirked before he teleported into Subspace himself, leaving the residents of Toronto, including Scott’s friends, to come out of hiding and wonder just what the hell happened.

Stephen Stills: Damn...whoever did all this really went all out. Wait, why are we even here again?

Kim Pine: It's called a cameo, genius.

Inside Subspace, Matthew, Lucas, Todd and Roxie woke up on a platform with ancient pillars in the middle of some clouds, confused if anything.

Lucas Lee: Uh...where the heck are we?

Roxie Richter: No idea, but somehow this doesn't feel good.

Todd Ingram: Kinda feels like my father's old library.

Matthew Patel: Did we die and got hell?

Gideon Graves? Please...you're all in my domain. Ramona's head...

As they heard the booming voice of Gideon, they looked around to see where it was coming from until...they all saw a gigantic figure rising up from the edge of platform. Hair shooting up, god-like but with those familiar glasses, the figure revealed himself to be Gideon, who had transformed into Gigadeon Graves and looked all-powerful.

Gigadeon Graves: But to tell you the truth…you’re all gonna wish you were in hell by the time I’m through with you all.

Matthew tried to flee from the fight upon seeing Gigadeon, but the latter slammed his fists on the platform and broke it in half, preventing any of his former league members from escaping his wrath.

Todd Ingram: Heh…you think that cute transformation will give you the win? I’m a rockstar, and a Vegan, so that means I’m better than you.

Todd then attempted to take on Gigadeon with his own vegan powers, but couldn’t find any weak spot due to his foe being all powerful. Gigadeon then tried to strike Todd with a lightning bolt, only for the latter to block it with a barrier he barely managed to conjure and redirect the blast towards Roxie, who dodged out the way with her roller skates just in time.

Roxie Richter: Hey, watch where you’re redirecting those things you meathead!!!

Todd Ingram: I told you, I’m a Rockstar, not a me-

Gigadeon suddenly cut Todd off by delivering a giga punch that sent him flying far away and out of Subspace.

Gigadeon Graves: Finally, one less idiot to deal with. And for the rest of you…

Gigadeon then slammed both his fists on the platform before firing out huge red skulls from his chest towards Roxie, Lucas and Matthew. All of whom dodged, though not before one skull destroyed Lucas’ skateboard to his dismay. Roxie then noticed the exposed heart on Gigadeon's chest and immediately saw it as a weak spot.

Roxie: Gotcha...

Roxie leapt up onto Gigadeon's arm and then used both her katanas to strike at the heart, sending her foe incredible pain which made him clutch his heart. However, she got hit by a lightning strike and fell back onto the platform, dropping her katanas in the process.

Roxie Richter: Ow...now that was not cool.

Gigadeon then conjured up several lightning bolts at Lucas and Matthew. Matthew, finally snapping out of his cowardice, then rushed towards his foe, astral trident at hand, and threw it at his eye...only for it to bounce right off the lenses within seconds. The last lightning bolt was about to hit Roxie with enough power to kill her...only for Lucas to shove her out the way and take the blast which immensely weakened him.

Roxie Richter: Lucas!!!

Lucas Lee: T-T-Tell...Ramona...I love her...

Gigadeon Graves: Actually buddy, I’ll be sure to tell her that…NOT! You about to go the way of your own career, which is dead!!!

Gigadeon tried to hit Lucas with his fist, but was suddenly stopped when a barrage of missiles hit him in the chest. The three exes were confused until they heard a boom from behind them, causing them to turn and see Kyle and Ken, alive and well in Subspace, but now with their Super Fighting Robot.

Kyle Katayanagi: We’re not finished with you all yet, you fools…

The Super Fighting Robot looked directly at Gigadeon with a menacing demeanour as Kyle armed it once again with more missiles.

Ken Katayanagi: I suppose you could say our last trick…

As he spoke, Ken activated the rocket arms.

The Katayanagi Twins: Will give us our greatest victory ever.

Matthew Patel: Holy crap, you guys weren't kidding about the super fighting robot...

The Super Fighting Robot then engaged in combat with Gigadeon, fists clashing and projectiles blasting towards each other. As this happened, Matthew Patel took this time to take on Roxie once again, only this time he did it with much more effort than before.

Roxie Richter: Ugh, can’t you make up your mind one-guy?!! First you lose to me, then you chicken out and now you wanna fight me again?!! How idiotic could you get?!!

Matthew Patel: Idiotic?!! Well could an idiot do something like this to you, Ms. Richter?!!

Speaking those words, Matthew then grabbed Roxie with his astral arms and threw her at one of the nearby pillars before throwing an astral trident towards her at full force. Roxie slammed into the pillar before the trident was ‘plunged’ into her chest, seemingly killing her instantly.

Lucas Lee: That wasn’t cool, you XXXXXXX!!!

Unable to react in time, Matthew felt the full force of Lucas’ fists on his back,.

Lucas Lee: If I actually hit a girl or even kill a girl, my career would be over.

Matthew Patel: So what, as long as I'm doing this so that I'd get Ramona all to myself!

Matthew then throws a fireball into Lucas' face, blinding him temporarily, but long enough for Matthew to tackle his opponent. As their fight progressed, The Super Fighting Robot and Gigadeon still fought, only now, Gigadeon ripped off the right arm of the robot and tried to rip the head off. However, Kyle and Ken immediately activated the flamethrower which immensely hurt their foe.

Gigadeon Graves: Ow!! Hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot!!!

Ken Kayayanagi: Now brother! While he's down! Activate optical laser!

Hitting a button on the side of their control panels, Kyle activated the laser, which charged up and blasted Gigadeon in the heart, his weak spot, and defeating him instantly.

Gigadeon Graves: No…this can’t be!!! How have I lost?!!

With their god-like ex-boss defeated, Kyle and Ken escaped Subspace and back into reality with Matthew and Lucas, leaving Roxie behind on the collapsing platform.

Gigadeon Graves: I mean, how specifically…?!!

Back in reality, Lucas appeared back on the streets again with Matthew and The Twins. All were oblivious to the fact that Ramona had gotten free of her bonds and was currently helping Scott get home to heal from his wounds.

Lucas Lee: Man, that was pretty intense for a fight, even for me.

Kyle Katayanagi: That may be so…but now at least we’re all on equal fighting terms, no skateboards, demon hipster chicks, and against us…

Ken Katayanagi: In other words, Lucas Lee and Matthew Patel…you’re both done for at the hands of us, the Katayanagi Twins!

Kyle and Ken then performed their twin-link and tried to take down Lucas, only to be grabbed by their head from behind and slammed against each other, thus causing them to simultaneously burst into both $79.95 and $74.95 worth of coins, along with a $2.00 bonus too. However, the one who defeated the twins was Todd Ingram, who had survived being thrown out of Subspace.

Todd Ingram: Didn't think you'd gotten rid of me that easy, did you guys?

Lucas Lee: Nah...but getting rid of you THIS easy will be!

Lucas then tried to take on Todd at full force, but the rockstar vegan merely levitated a couple of cars and slammed them on top of Lucas.

Todd Ingram: You're nothing without your fame, Lucas Lee. And look where it's gotten you. Still, I've gotta thank you for the soy-filled coffee.

At this, Lucas laughed weakly, almost like he had gotten the last laugh against Todd.

Lucas Lee: Heh...actually, meathead...that wasn't a soy-filled coffee...

Todd Ingram: Wait what? What are you talking about...?

Lucas Lee: I made you drink...half...and-half...

And after those last words spoken, Lucas Lee instantly causing him to burst into $14 worth of coins. Todd was shocked, and almost instantly, the Vegan Police arrived on the scene and held Todd at gunpoint, or in this case, De-Veganizing Ray point.

Vegan Police 1: Freeze! Vegan Police!

Vegan Police 2: Todd Ingram, you're under arrest for murder, destruction of property and veganity violation!

Todd froze in place, realising that Lucas Lee had actually managed to screw him over at the last second.

Todd Ingram: W-W-Wait, I didn't do anything! I was framed!!!

Vegan Police 1: You know the rules Todd, no vegan diet, no vegan powers!

Vegan Police 2: Hit him, buddy!

Todd then tried to dodge the de-veganizing ray, but he couldn't (like before), and lost his vegan powers much to his despair. And soon enough, he let out a huge skyward No...well, at least until Matthew blasted him with a huge fireball, causing him to combust into an unknown amount of money. Matthew then looked around to see no more evil exes, making him believe one thing:

Matthew Patel: I won…? Yes! I’ve won!!! You’re all mine, Ramona!!!

As he spoke, Matthew then saw Ramona, who had observed the whole fight along with Scott, and rushed over to grab her hand victoriously. However, she yanked it back to help Scott to her feet.

Matthew Patel: W-What are you doing, Ramona…? Won, over all your exes and against Scott Pilgrim. T-That means you and I are free to get back together, right…?

Ramona Flowers: I would never get back together with a murder like you, Matthew!!!

Matthew Patel: Rgh! Please, those fools had it coming!!! And besides, they’re all gone now!

All of a sudden, Matthew got stabbed from behind by a Katana. But not the one that belonged to Gideon, rather the one…that belonged to Roxie. In fact, Matthew looked behind him to see Roxie, alive any well, with only a minor injury on her left side.

Matthew Patel: Roxie…i-it’s you…? B-But I killed you in Subspace!!!

Roxie Richter: Heh…you missed, you one-sided moron. And besides, I know my way around Subspace to survive!

Then yanking her katana out of Matthew Patel, Roxie observed the mystic pirate turn into $2.10. She then turned towards Ramona with a smirk now that she’d won.

Roxie Richter: Well well well, Ramona…look who just came out on top to claim your heart.

Seeing as how Roxie survived, Ramona sighed and set Scott down gently, all before she turned towards Roxie.

Ramona Flowers: Roxie…you know I would say the same thing to you too, right? I’m dating Scott now, nothing can change that. But…I would like to be your friend.

Roxie Richter: With benefits?

Ramona Flowers: Nope, no benefits.

Roxie Richter: Eh, worth a shot…

Gideon Graves: You...!!!

The girls and Scott turned to see Gideon, very injured but determined to reclaim Ramona for himself and possessing his Pixel Katana.

Gideon Graves: You thought you could just take Ramona form me and think that's it...? No, I think we should settle this the only fashion way...with a sword fight between the two of us to see who is truly worthy of-

As Gideon spoke however, Roxie wasn't interested in fighting him, since not only was it not worth her time, but she didn't want to go through any more of that hell.

Roxie Richter: We’re so done here…obviously…

And with a swing of her katana, Roxie took off Gideon’s head and burst into $7,777,777 worth of coins which fell down onto the streets and the crowd, painfully hurting them, and even Scott. Roxie saw all of this and looked back at Ramona awkwardly.

Roxie Richter: Well...at least nobody important got hurt, right?

At this, she and Ramona chuckled, right before helping Scott to his feet and bring him home.

KO

Boomstick: Well, whaddya know Wiz? I guess girls really do get it done.

Wiz: Y-Yes, so I see...this is just...unexpected.

Boomstick: Well what can I say? Roxie was sure the lucky one here, especially fakin' her own death too.

Wiz: Well, I suppose that sound about right, though there are other ways the battle could've turned out.

Results

Wiz: First off, there was the problem of Todd Ingram, who was clearly powerful enough to punch a hold in the moon twice, making him somewhat similar to that of a Super Saiyan, and Gideon Graves, who had the power of The Glow and could use Subspace to his advantage.

Boomstick: Both each had their own set of powerful skills but they only had their fair share of weaknesses. For Todd, it was his nuts and losing his vegan powers, provided he has something not-vegan in his diet, guess we've got Lucas Lee to thank for that.

Wiz: And Gideon could have The Glow and Subspace used against him, as shown when Scott Pilgrim used his own weapon as a headbutt on him and Ramona Flowers herself ejected him from Subspace via her own bag. Overall, his power would be rendered useless.

Boomstick: Then there was the matter of the other exes, like the Katayanagi Twins, who could build robots, one of which could possibly be more powerful than Todd, and a kaiju-like robot that could fire lasers and shoot missiles. They could've easily won the fight outside Gideon's head. But inside his head is a whole other level.

Wiz: Matthew Patel may have been skilled enough to defeat Gideon in a fight, given his mystical powers and all, but while he could've beaten his boss easily again, he couldn't beat any of the other exes, given how powerful they were as you already know.

Boomstick: There was also Lucas Lee, who had so much strength he could toss someone up the side of a building and so much skills with a skateboard that he could easily keep up with anyone or even outrun almost anyone. Heck, he's even got crazy fighting skills with a skateboard too! However, his arrogance was his downfall ultimately, that and he's not as strong. On the plus side though, at least he managed to screw over that cocky pretty boy.

Wiz: Which then brings us to the last of the exes, Roxie Richter. While we hardly know much about her powers, we do know that she can travel through subspace as well, just like Ramona whom she taught.

Boomstick: Heck, she's even got the power of Ninjitsu on her side too, and a wicked cool katana she can fight with. Heck, she's fast enough to keep up with Ramona too. If she could keep up with her, she could keep up with her fellow exes too.

Wiz: In fact, she can even enter the dreams of anyone, including Scott Pilgrim himself. Which would give her a clear advantage of defeating her foes, like Gigadeon Graves for example. Though she was sliced in half by Scott, she could've easily been defeated from Matthew's attack.

Boomstick: True, but you know what Wiz, it's a nice touch of her to fake her death like that. Heck, she even reconciled with Ramona in the anime, so she definitely earned her reconciled friendship with Rammy.

Wiz: Did you seriously just call Ramona Rammy, Boomstick?

Boomstick: What? Scotty called her that, so why can't I? Besides, those other boys were XXXhats anyway.

(Wiz just stares at Boomstick with annoyance)

Boomstick: Ok, I'll leave the name calling to Scott.

Wiz: The winner is Roxie Richter.