| Family vs Friends
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| Season 3, Episode 3 | |
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| Air date | 6/27/22 |
| Written by | Sharkboy |
| Directed by | Sharkboy |
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Description[]
The Incredibles vs Minecraft: The Pair of superhuman families goes against the blocky best friends.
Interlude[]
Boomstick: They say Family is forever, friends come and go, well I call bullshit on that cause all I need is my best friend by my side, right buddy?
Wiz: Uh yeah, let's just get to talking about today's contestents, the superhuman family, The Incredibles.
Boomstick: And the blocky friends forever Steve and Alex.
Wiz: For this fight we'll only be looking at the two Incredible movies. We will also only be using the video games for Steve and Alex, No novels no matter how official they are.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And today we'll look at their Armor, Stats, and Skills to find out Who Would Win, a Death Battle.
The Incredibles[]
Wiz: A world where certain people had things called Superpowers and took up jobs of saving the city from people who gained powers and used them for good.
Boomstick: One of these Supers is called Mr. Incredible.
Wiz: Mr. Incredible became one of the most strongest heroes in the world, being able to benchpress trains and trucks with ease or even pull trains for miles. His work made him a house hold name and he would even run into another superhero, Elastigirl.
Boomstick: Who has gotta be the most unreasonable thickest characters disney ever made.
Wiz: The two instantly fell for each other and would marry.
Boomstick: But this was just an underrated 2004 movie about a superpowered world where everything was heroes and villains. Instead it was also a world where you could actually sue Superheroes if you were injured, which happened.
Wiz: The lawsuit would eventually force Bob and Helen to retire where they would have some kids, Dash, Violet, and Jack-Jack.
Boomstick: Ok so question?, she's stretchy so did the kids just crawl out or...?
Wiz: It's better to not question it. Anyways with two superpowered parents their own kids developed powers of their own.
Boomstick: But instead of having Elasticity, Super-Strength, or a mixture of the two they have stuff like Speed and Invisibility....Wiz someone definitely cheated.
Wiz: Despite their retirment, the family would be forced to battle against a long time fan and villain, Syndrome. Buddy here was a die-hard fan of Mr. Incredible during his hay day and he really wanted to be his sidekick.
Boomstick: But Bob said' Fuck that' and kicked Buddy to the streets especially after his interventions interrupted Mr. Incredible catching a villain. Buddy would come back and plan revenge on the family with his inventions called Omnidroids.
Wiz: Giant metal robots desgined to kill superheroes and it did a damn good job at that. And considering the families different amount of powers these robots had to be strong.
Boomstick: Speaking of powers, Bob is the muscle of the family, having Super-Strength, capable of tossing cars high into the air and holding back the building sized Omnidroids.
Wiz: Mr. Incredible is also pretty fast on his feet, capable of jumping really far and high up. Bob's also well trained in Martial arts. Up next with Bob is Helen Parr, Elastigirl.
Boomstick: Her power is pretty simple, Elasticity. She can stretch her body into any shape or form that she wishes to take and she can stretch up to 300 feet without taking any damage. Any more then that will probably start causing some harm.
Wiz: It should be noted that this is mostly just being taken off the Incredibles and Disney wiki since we haven't actually seen it.
Boomstick: Elastigirl can take forms of different stuff, such as a Boat, take shape into a ball to protect her family, or even turning into a parachute glider. Then there's the kids, Dash Parr and Violet Parr.
Wiz: Note we will only take a look a Dash and Violet mostly because Jack-Jack has no feats that we can go off. The kids powers are pretty simple, Speed and Invisibility.
Boomstick: Dash is capable of running at speeds where he can run on water and is faster then a school camera. Than there's Violet Parr who can turn Invisible.
Wiz: She can also create force shields which are strong enough to be smashed through roads. There's also her bubbles she can make.
Boomstick: With all these being said, the family is pretty powerful. Mr. Incredible can stop entire trains and he's capable of holding back a giant Omni-Droid and him bench pressing stuff like a Locomotive means he's capable of lifting up to 200 Tons.
Wiz: He took a shockwave blast underwater. But Mr. Incredibles most best feats is his potential of scaling to Hypershock.
Boomstick: You see Hypershock was one of the very first heroes alongside Mr. Incredible and he was said to be strong enough to create Magnitude 6....?
Wiz: It's probably Magnitude 6 Earthquakes. Syndrome said that Mr. Incredible was a 9.1 class making him one of the strongest with no other heroes categorized.
Boomstick: If this statement is true then that means Mr. Incredible has the power close to the Hiroshima Bomb which hit with a force of 15 Kilotons.
Wiz: Despite not having the Strength in the bag, Elastigirl is really stealthy and her elasticity allows her to be really durable. We can find her best Durability feat from when she survived but knocked out by a plane blowing up by a bomb.
Boomstick: Now considering she was struck dead on after protecting her kids, taking into account the missiles that hit the plane are probably Surface to Air Missiles due to lack of seeing any other planes. With the speed, impact, and explosion this means Elastigirl was hit with a force of 3,510,000 Million tons of force.
Wiz: Isn't really the Strength or Durability kinda guy, more like the Speed. He's capable of running on water meaning he's fast enough to reach speeds of 60 Miles Per Hour but his speed has also been stated to be around 120 Miles Per Hour. Not only that but he's capable of running faster than a surveillance cameras.
Boomstick: Violet's shields are capable of taking bullets and deflecting them, however Violets best feat was taking blows from the giant Omni-Droid.
Wiz: However she was eventually knocked out and her shields were broken meaning that this was the strongest her shields could take. Not only that but stuff like lava is capable of melting through her shields. Plus the family does have your typical arguments between each other.
Boomstick: Elastigirl can only stretch so far before serious pain can start setting plus stuff like extreme cold can stop Helen's elasticity from working making it more harder to use.
Wiz: However this family has done their best against stuff like law suits?, and villains like Syndrome, Screenslaver, and the Underminer.
Steve and Alex[]
Wiz: So there's not really a backstory that you could give to the blocky heroes of Steve and Alex.
Boomstick: A simple world filled with monsters like Zombies, Skeletons, and giant Spiders. That's all your really gonna get when it comes to history unless you want to take a bunch of theories taken from youtube and the popular theory of how this creature filled world was once filled with people before something forced them into the end where they become Endermen.
Wiz: Fun Game Theories aside there's two people you'll really get to know Steve and Alex. The most we can start talking about Steve and Alex is their gigantic amounts of weapons.
Boomstick: Swords ranging from Wood, Stone, gold, Diamond, and even Netherite, now this must make Steve and Alex strong to some how bend and meld stuff like Diamonds into a sword considering a diamond is a 10/10 on the Mohs scale.
Wiz: Armour also comes in the same form with two changes, Leather Armour and Chainmail Armour. But before we go into any of their weapons lets talk about a pretty confusing thing. Steve and Alex's powers.
Boomstick: You see Steve and Alex can do stuff like generate arrows, control the weather like lightning, rain, and snow, or Teleport.
Wiz: And we will be including these powers however the one we won't is Steve and Alex's Creative Mode.
Boomstick: Now that that's out of the way, we can talk about stuff like Bow and Arrows, TNT capable of blowing away chunks of stone, and Firework Rockets. They can light stuff on fire with Flint and Steels and buckets of Lava.
Wiz: Or Fire charges. They can also create entities like Iron Golems and Snow Golems and from the Pokemon Go knockoff, they can summon the Furnace Golem which can shoot out fire.
Boomstick: Then there's the unholy amount of Potions. So speed round of some of the important potions. Fire Resistance, Speed, Swiftness, Slowness, Strength, Instant Healing, Instant Damage, Jump Boost, Nausea, Regeneration, Resistance, Fire and Water Resistance, Invisibility, Night vision, Blindness, Weakness, Poison, Hunger, Wither, and Bad Omen......Jesus that was long and it isn't even the only potions they have.
Wiz: But we aren't done with this. Steve and Alex have stuff such as Enchanted Books which include of the important.....Blast Protection, Curse of Vanishing, Fire Protection, Frost Walker, Impalment, Infinity, Knockback, Piercing, Unbreaking, and Thorns. Then there's the Golden Apple and Enchanted Golden Apple that once eaten will give boost effects.
Boomstick: Both have Hunters Armour and an Evocation Robe which allows more health for them and a Moving speed aura. There's also the Death Cap Mushroom which boosts their attack speed. Steve and Alex can fly using the Elytra and their most best weapon, the Totem of Undying.
Wiz: When brought to brink death, Steve and Alex will be given multiple boosts and extra health.
Boomstick: However some of these two's strongest weapons come from Dungeons. These are their Soul Fists with High Speeds but with Low power, but they also come with deadly combos, Fighter's Bind also has high speeds and deadly combos, Hammer of Gravity posses tons of power, Whirlwind can create powerful shockwaves, and Claymore which comes with strong pushback.
Wiz: Now there are so many different weapons from Dungeons that posses different powers that we would be here all day, so just trust us when we say there are a lot they can pull from.
Boomstick: With well over 100 weapons Steve and Alex have stacked multiple feats. Taking on armies of monsters together and each being able to carry up to 44 Tons.
Wiz: They can also somehow dig to the end of the earth. Now this is at all assuming that the Minecraft world is anything like the real world and taking into account that the center of the earth is 3,959 miles down and depending on the type of weapons that Steve and Alex wield for mining into the earth.
Boomstick: Considering the fastest mining Pickaxe is Diamond and Netherite which could mine within 1-2 seconds and it only takes them about an hour. This would mean, going nonstop, Steve and Alex would be mining at 14,252,400 million miles per hour to get to the center of the earth.
Wiz: There's also the fact that they can dodge natural lightning which can travel at the speed of light. Then there's the ability for them to react to attacks in Minecraft Dungeons which have close relations to light.
Boomstick: Travel in a stright line and Burn upon contact.
Wiz: They are also capable of standing next to lava and while they do still burn or die if they can't get out in time, can still last a few seconds in stuff that can burn up to 2,200 degrees Fahrenheit.
Boomstick: Now popular belief is that lava melts people when in reality you would end up bursting into flames.
Wiz: But some of Steve's and Alex's best feats are them fighting some of the insane bosses and mobs in the game.
Boomstick: An Ender Dragon capable of ramming through any block (Not bedrock) that you put in its way no matter how big. Than there's the Wither which can also easily obliterate any block around it and is capable of destroying chunks out of hills and small mountains.
Wiz: However what could possibly be some of Minecraft's strongest enemies are the Arch illager and the warden.
Boomstick: Which is the most scariest mobs ever, It takes a full set of diamond armor to even take a blow from them and even then it takes just two hits to finish you off.
Wiz: However with so many weapons, his items do have a limit and with enough time will eventually break.
Boomstick: Plus potions like Invisibility don't work on armour and in order for this to work they basically need to remove any armour or weapons both hold on themselves.
Wiz: But with so much weapons they both prove how strong they can be.
Intermission[]
Wiz: Alright the combatants are set and we've ran the data through all possibilities.
Boomstick: It's time for a Death Battle.
Pre-Fight[]
The scene is set full of animals walking around the fields. Birds watched the downtown area as people walked by. Everything was nice and calm. But this enjoyment wasn't to last as a loud bang erupted through the city and the ground erupted with an explosion.
The hero known as Mr. Incredible lunged out with another man underneath him. A man dressed in all blue, was slammed into the ground and dragged along it before he was sent crashing into a nearby building.
Following that event, another hero, Elastigirl also burst through the ground with two other heroes behind her. she had her arms wrapped around an object and she was quick to undo her arms by spinning them around like crazy and sent a girl flying into the ground.
Dash acted quick and used his speed to rush into Alex. She was thrown around and into an invisible shield where she was tag teamed by the two siblings all the while Elastigirl helped Mr. Incredible in throwing around Steve.
The two blocky heroes weren't out done though. Steve pulled out his Diamond Sword and slashed Mr. Incredible back however he was protected by Helen's elasticity getting between him and Steve's sword. It bounced off and she shaped it into a shield and rammed it into his body, knocking him down. However Steve was fast enough to throw out a piece of TNT which promptly exploded in the two's face and sent them back. Steve hopped up and using his shield to block an incoming punch from Mr. Incredible, he used a fire rocket and let it go off, exploding in his face.
Dash and Violet were having an easier time handling Alex then their parents. Rushing around her, creating a giant vortex. Alex was lifted up into the air and Dash used the tornado to bounce off it and ram into her multiple different times. Violet, turned invisible to get a drop on Alex and created an invisible shield and pinned her into the ground.
Running up a building to gain momentum, Dash flew off it and with the speed gained and Violet jumping away in time, Dash smashed into Alex creating a eruption of stone and bricks.
Steve hopped up and bounced off Elastigirl's arm as she threw a punch and slashed upwards sending her head stretching into the air, she reeled it backwards and slammed into Steve's skull and slammed him into the ground. Steve was then sent up into the air but being that high up with some room to breath allowed him to attached Elytra's and flies down towards Alex.
Violet went for another blow but was struck in the back by a snowball and was tackled by him. Steve used a fishing rod and reeled Alex away from the family.
Looking down Steve watched as Mr. Incredible and Elastigirl set up a trap as Dash and Violet chased after her. Thinking about what they were facing Alex came up with a solution of her own.
Mr. Incredible launched Helen towards the pair. Elastigirl stretched out her limbs and sent out an arm to grab the two, however Steve spun around and shot a fireball.
The burning heat smashed into Elastigirl's chest and burned right into her causing her limbs to stretch back. Falling to the ground, Alex then jumped from Steve's grasp and using her arrow of blindness shot right into Elastigirl, blinding her.
Alex jumped away from Steve and continued shooting more arrows as Helen created a shield from her body. Mr. Incredible rushed in to try and save his wife but he was bombarded with potions of weakness. Steve's main target was Dash and Violet.
Focusing on Dash. The kid began rushing at him ramming his whole body against him, sending him crashing into the ground. Dash threw another punch but Steve was quick to slam a potion of slowness into him, as well with a potion of nausea. Dash was quickly overcome with the effects and allowed Steve to slam a block of TNT into him which upon erupting sent Dash smashing into a building.
Steve didn't hesitant to send an Arrow with a stick of TNT on it right into Violet and detonated it blowing the girl to bits. Dash let out a yell for his fallen sister but he wasn't far behind as Steve used his Diamond pickaxe and ripped into his head.
The two kids where dead but Mr. Incredible and Elastigirl didn't know, perhaps it was for the best anyways. Alex took note of the fireballs hearting Helen and threw out a bucket of lava with promptly burned her to near death. Helen's scream ripped through the city as Alex used snow and water to drown her out. All that remained of her was a stretched, burned out corpse.
Bob's strength was weakened and wasn't able to hurt Alex, allowing her and Steve to use their Netherite swords and rip his body in half. Steve and Alex were quick to attack Elytra's and left as the Incredibles family was dead.
Conclusion[]
Boomstick: You don't think they could have gone a bit easier on the kids?
Wiz: Well whether or not their demises was easy or not, one thing was made certain, the Parr family just was no match for Steve and Alex.
Boomstick: Now I know what your saying, ''But Wiz and Boomstick, it was 5 against 2, certainly that should have helped'' but even with the numbers by three Steve and Alex are no strangers to fighting entire hordes that outnumber them. They've fought entire armies of bloodlusted monsters that were actively seeking to kill them.
Wiz: So a simple 5 against 2 wasn't really a matter. But let's get into some arguments for the Incredibles winning. First off Strength. Steve and Alex's best strength are matching the Ender Dragon who could output a force of 3 kilotons of TNT. easily leveling an entire Town and City. However this was far weaker to Mr. Incredibles potential 15 Kiloton earthquake feat.
Boomstick: Meaning the family was much stronger. However, you could say that Steve and Alex could scale to the Wither which can destroy mountains which would make them stronger.
Wiz: Whether or not you want to use this is up to you because even if you don't use this feat and scaling, Steve and Alex were so much Faster and Durable that the strength advantage didn't matter.
Boomstick: Steve and Alex are capable of taking 3 kilotons worth of damage but the Incredibles best durability was tanking 3 million tons of force, far weaker than the blocky duo. Then there was the speed. We know Steve and Alex could doge lightning and even dodge faster than light beams. Meaning the Incredibles speed was nowhere near enough.
Wiz: We can say that Mr. Incredible does have some sort of hyper sonic speeds as seen when him and Frozone did dodge lightning. However the problem was that they were already in the act of dodging before it was fired meaning they were probably nowhere near as fast as Steve and Alex.
Boomstick: So yeah even though the Incredibles were Stronger, Steve and Alex were more Durable and Faster which allowed them to capitalize on all of their weapons.
Wiz: Which all alone allowed them to take advantage of each Incredibles weaknesses and could counter as well.
Boomstick: Dash is to fast? Oh well that's what the Potion of slowness was for, Mr. Incredibles too strong? Potion of weakness, Violet's Invisibility to difficult? counter it with your own Invisibility, and finally Helen's elasticity to hard, Lava, Flint & Steel, Snow, Ice, and Fire charges all exploited her.
Wiz: The Parr family were formidable opponents and their better Strength and number could allow them an advantage for the time being, but their lack of Speed, Durability, and Arsenals proved to be their downfall.
Boomstick: This one sure was a Dash to the finish but in the end Steve and Alex were just to PARRful.
Wiz: The winners are Steve and Alex.