Description[]
SpongeBob SquarePants vs Unikitty!! HAPPY HALLOWEEN, YOU LITTLE SH-! (Second Bunny Cat4 Halloween Special)
Intro[]
(Music - Graveyard (3:54))
Pikachu7: *dressing up as SMG4* The Flying Dutchman, the ghostly reaper of Bikini Bottom...
Michael the Cat: *dressing up as Rinny* Score Creeper, the ghostly sales-man of the Unikingdom...
Pikachu7: These two recurring villainous ghouls have prove to be a thorn in the naive hero's side, but which of them will make it out...alive?
Pikachu7 looks a Michael, who just shrug.
Michael the Cat: He's Pikachu7 and I'm Michael the Cat.
Pikachu7: And its our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.
The Flying Dutchman has come for DEATH BATTLE's pickle![]
Some of this (maybe all) of this data is from VultureDuck's page talking about Dutchie. Pls support him.[]
(Music - Aloha Oe)
Michael the Cat: *imitating the French Narrator* Ah, the sea... so fascinating. So wonderful. Here, we see Bikini Bottom, teeming with life. *normal voice* But, of course, there is death in the sea, which is apparent with ghost hanging a bout, such as The Flying Dutchman.
The Dutchman can heard laughing off-screen.
(Music - The Flying Dutchman)
Pikachu7: The Dutchman was just a normal pirate... maybe. We, don't exactly know much about this guy's backstory, except that once he died his body was used as a mannequin to hang clothes.
SpongeBob: It says when he died they used his body as a window display. Now he haunts the seven seas because he was never put to rest.
Michael the Cat: Yeah, I would be pissed and haunt the seven seas if my dead body was used hang such fashion travesty.
Background[]
- Real Name: Unknown
- Alias: The Flying Dutchman, The Dutchman, Mr. Flying Dutchman, Dutchie, The Red Baron
- Named after a famous ghost ship
- Sometimes works a grim reaper and devil
- Likes to dine with his sock
- The first place winner in the fancy knottin' contest for the last 3,000 years and knows how to make several knots like:
- The pretzel knot, the double diamond knot,the square knot, the constrictor, the gut knot, the pillow knot, the butterfly knot, the monkey's chain, the monkey's fist, the monkey, the loop knot/poop loop
- But does not know how to tie shoes, since he hadn't wore one for the last 5,000 years
- Has a perfume department in his ship
Michael the Cat: Well, at least they DID eventually bury his body, but he still haunts the seven seas. Well, it is fun to bring terror onto the jerks that live in Bikini Bottom.
Pikachu7: And he has PLENTY of abilities to do so.
Abilities[]
- Ghostly body
- Since he is a cursed specter, he doesn't have to worry about aging and can twist his body parts without a care in the world
- Always levitates above the ground and can even fly
- Should not be affected by poison and doesn't possess any blood
- Has no problem breathing underwater, as that where he lives all of the eternity
- Intangibility
- Being a ghost, he can phase through any physical object or surface as he pleases
- The video games show that attacks can phase through him as long as he is not attacking
- Invisibility
- Is capable of making his body unseeable to the naked eye
- Teleportation
- Is able to teleport himself to different locations
- Can even teleport others to different areas
- Pryokinesis
- Can shoot fire out of his mouth, nostrils, and, apparently, his pigtails
- When angered, his body enveloped in flames
- Can also shoot out fireballs and fire waves
- Electrokinesis
- Can shoot out electricity out of his fingertips
- Laser eyes
- Can actually fire optic beams
- When fired, he can move them in a DNA-motion
- Storm/Lightning Creation
- Through his presence alone, he can start booming lightning strikes
- The comics show that his ghastly curse can create a storm cloud
- Has shown to have formed a thunderstorm above Squidward's House in "Ghost Host"
- This should be his own creation, as it shoots out green-colored lightning, which he created in an earlier moment of the episode
- Slight Darkness Creation
- In "Born Again Krabs, his presence of him entering turns the area around him dark (Though it is not complete darkness)
- It is possible that he can turn day into night in "Your Shoe's Untied"
- Mist Creation
- Can let out a cloud of green mist out of his mouth
- Can follow targets and even can take their souls from their bodies
- Goop Creation
- Can make puddles of goop by phasing through surfaces
- Vortex Creation
- In Revenge of the Flying Dutchman, he can create a vortex on the below him
- Can go inside his own vortex and have it home in below the opponent's feet, in which he will attack them by rising up from the vortex
- Size Manipulation
- Can either increase or decrease his own size
- Was able to shrink to Plankton's size
- Possibility can shrink his victims, like in the ending of Shanghaied
- Can even shrink his own ghost ship
- Can either increase or decrease his own size
- Brain Entering
- Can become so small that he can enter someone's brain, allowing to view their thoughts or way of thinking (or at least a manifestation of it)
- Did it with SpongeBob, for better or for worse
- Enhanced Hearing
- Is able to hear SpongeBob talk about him despite being far away from him
- Though, the scene might be there just for a joke
- Telekinesis
- Can use his spectral powers to carry anyone or anything without needing to use his green-glowing hands
- Can even have them stay in place after using his power
- Possession
- Is capable of entering inside objects and manipulate them in his will
- Can even possess a corpse as long as it is in suspended animation
- Spectral Transmutation
- Can curse his victims into becoming ghosts
- When his target(s) becomes a ghost, then they become transparent, meaning that they have intangibility
- However, this also means that any physical item the target tries to carry will phase through right them, no being able to use it in the process
- In The Ghost of Plankton, a ghost can pick up objects if they get really angry
- That being said, The Dutchman can still pick-up objects without getting angry
- The Dutchman can make it so that the curse will be lifted as long as a certain event happens
- For example, he made it so that SpongeBob and Patrick will be back to their normal selves if the Dutchman's beard grows back
- Soul Manipulation
- Can steal the souls of his victims
- Has different ways to do so, such as using mist
- Can make a deal with his victim in exchange for their soul
- Hypnosis
- He is capable of hypnotizing others by attaching something the victim likes to a fishing pole and wave it around
- Seems to work on almost everybody and he conveniently knows what item his target likes
- Can mind control souls by shooting electricity on his fingertips
- He is capable of hypnotizing others by attaching something the victim likes to a fishing pole and wave it around
- Shapeshifting
- Is able to change the form of his body parts or his whole body into anything he wants
- Can transform into anyone, like SpongeBob
- Shown above, can turn into horrifying creatures
- Can form his body into mist
- Can turn his tongue into a swarm of snakes
- Can turn his tail into a boot to stomp on things
- Can turn his eyes into chainsaws
- Can turn his head into a veiny organ
- Can transform into multiple animals
- Can turn his hand into a mallet
- Can turn himself into a nuke, which he can create an explosion in contact
- Reality Warping
- Has shown many times that he can create or manipulate anything whenever he wants
- The Official SpongeBob Youtube channel even states that he can distort time and space
- Can have SpongeBob and Patrick land on his ship despite falling from it
- Engulfed his cutlass with fire to turn it into a telescope
- Can create actual wishes for others if he reaches an impasse or (In the video game's case) if he is defeated in battle
- Possibly reversed time so that Patrick and SpongeBob knew about the wishes earlier
- Transported Squidward to his ship
- Made himself into a vegetarian and transformed his ship into a hippie van
- Turned SpongeBob's, Patrick's, and Squidward's bodies from the neck down into fruit
- In the alternate Squidward ending (Shanghaied), he can erase memories
- In the alternate Patrick ending, magically put gum on Patrick's pocket (Shanghaied)
- In the Revenge of the Flying Dutchman GBA game, he can make SpongeBob:
- Be the toughest sponge in Bikini Bottom
- Have his own rock band
- Have a new haircut along with his friends
- Was a success
- Star his own cartoon show or video game
- Gives Mr. Krabs the ability to talk to money
- Can create fake versions of others, like the time where he created a fake Gary and ate it to scare SpongeBob
- Can have SpongeBob's Pineapple house burst into flames and turn the door into vicious teeth
- Turned SpongeBobs feet into octopus tentacles
- Had a monster pop out of SpongeBob's fridge
- Can make his target see a horrible image from their reflection
- Can turn cereal into eyeballs
- Turned powder into a body of green mist
- Manifested a fake Squidward's grandma, which she melted into a giant clarinet
- Turned the bell of a clarinet into a mouth, which has the voice of himself
- Formed the clarinet into a giant ring
- In a split second transported Squidward from his house to the sky, and threw him back at his house
- Have dozens of eyes merge together and formed into a multi-eyed monster
- Can make the floor move in a liquefying motion, making the multi-eyed monster move as if it is on water
- Made Squidward fall down to a pitch-black pit and enter a small hole
- While shapeshifted, can have his eyes pop-out of him the shape and movements of worms and unleashes hundreds of spiders out of his eye sockets
- Can form a mirror out of nowhere
- Can form a symbol out of nowhere
- Turned a wagon into a treasure chest with wheels
- Can actually become part of SpongeBob's bubble soap
- When SpongeBob tried to blow a bubble, it formed into a green pirate ship and popped into the Dutchman and his ship
(Cut to the hosts)
Michael the Cat: *surprised* Oh shit, that's a LOT of abilities.
Pikachu7: *with a surprised Pikachu face* I was expecting at least a few abilities, not this amount. But let's get this over with.
(Cut to the analysis)
Pikachu7: The Flying Dutchman's body certainly useful. With his undead ghostly body, he could levitate, fly, turn his head 360 degrees, or any limbs in any direction for that matter, doesn't need to breath anything, and, hell, poison can't do shit. He's already dead.
Michael the Cat: He can phase through anything, be invisible, teleport himself and others to somewhere else, and shoot out fire out of his mouth, nose, and even his pigtails! Talk about bad hair day. Who wrote this script, that was a terrible joke.
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Pikachu7: He can shoot lightning out of his fingertips, fire lasers from his eyeballs, and his mere presence can lightning to strike and cause storms. It might be possible that it could also darken a room and turn day into night if he so well damn please.
Michael the Cat: He has this misty breath that is so bad, it can steal your eff-ing soul! He can leave puddles of goop, create vortexes for a deadly exit and entrance, shrink himself, his ship, and even others down to to the size of fruit, Plankton, or even small enough to enter Sponge's brain. Oh yeah, he can enter your brain. HE'LL KNOW WHERE YOUR SECRET P*RN STASH IS.
Pikach7: *unamused* Michael, what the fuck- anyway, he can hear far away, grab you with his telekinesis, possess you or your bed, curse you to be a ghost for a setted time, and as the cat malino said before, steal your soul either through the green mist or a deal, hypnotise you, and even shapeshift himself to anything or even others.
Michael the Cat: He can scare you so shitless that you can break apart. And if you hurt him, which IS possible, would not last long since when Plankton, as a ghost, scared himself so badly, HE broke apart. It is more than like Dutchie is capable of this.
(Cut to the hosts)
Pikachu7: And even if you killed him, which is surprisingly possible, he would be brought back to life to the age he died, as seen with the FlimFlam Brothers.
Michael the Cat: Oh, and he can break-
Suddenly, the Flying Dutchman pops out of the screen behind the hosts, scaring them.
The Flying Dutchman: THE FOURTH-WALL! *lightning flashes* AH HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAA!
Pikachu7 let out a frog-like scream while Michael let out one reminiscent of a pink beagle. The host ran out of the room screaming and the Dutchman continued to laugh.
The Flying Dutchman: That was fun.
The ghost then leaves the empty studio
(Cut back to analysis)
Michael the Cat: And to make things worse, he'll fuck with reality to please himself and screw you over 10 fold.
Pikachu7: He can create and/or manipulate anything he wants, bring you back to his ship even if you jumped off it, turn his cutlass into a telescope, teleport you to his ship, turn you into fruit, turn his ship into a hippie van, erase memories, put gum in your hand, give you the ability to talk to money, create fake versions of others, morph you to have octopus legs, your house to be on fire and have teeth, bring stuff out of nowhere, make scary things happen in your reflection, a lot of stuff really.
Michael the Cat: He can summon those no-good, except for Charloette, spiders, whether it be from eye holes and mouth or disappearing. He can also straight up turn back time!
(Cue this clip)
SpongeBob: Wow! Three wishes, Pat. Isn't that great?
Patrick: Wishes? I wish we had known that earlier!
The clock goes backwards one minute.
Flying Dutchman: Okay, you got two wishes left.
Patrick smiles with embarrassment at an angry SpongeBob.
Michael the Cat: You know, why don't we just get into his weapons already? We already got the gits of the Dutchman's abilities and I think we had enough talking about these reality warping and ghost shit.
Pikachu7: Sure, why not? I'm just happy we're getting this shit over with since Bunny make these pages and don't do anything on them-
Bunny Cat4/Me: Shut up before I stab you!
Weapons[]
- Cutlass
- A curved sword that is fit for a cruel pirate
- Perfect for slashing and stabbing
- Golf Club
- Used for golfing
- Can also be used to club someone
- Mallet
- A wooden hammer with a large head
- Perfect for bashing
- Fishing Pole
- Used to catch fish with the hook
- The string attaching the hook can reach faraway places
- Falling Objects
- In many SpongeBob video games, he can drop many objects from above
- The stuff he drops are rocks, anchors, bombs, sinks, flaming barrels that roll at any direction, and treasure chests that say "APRIL FOOLS" after opening them
- Handbag
- Used to keep his souls in
- Also can carry most of his other stuff
- Fannypack
- An alternate version version of his handbag that he straps in his waist
- Telescope
- An adventuring tool used to look at faraway areas
- Cell Phone
- A mobile phone that he can call or answer anyone far from him
- Present
- A box that when opening it, has the monster's hand that grabs the victim and drags them into the present, which gets shut in the process
- Dust
- Uses to throw at someone's eyes at, making them cry in agony
- Can use is to start his deals
- Ghost Dandruff (wait, what?)
- White powder-like substance that covers most of his body
- When it is mixed in brewing, it will create an explosion
- Cause Plankton to rocket out of the Chum Bucket and into the sky
- Fly of Despair
- Can open a giant zipper out of nowhere and send any victim inside of its portal
- Once inside, the victim falls as they witness horrifying imagery for a very long time
- The Void
- An ability that any ghost has, like Lord Poltergeist
- Can form a door on his body that acts as the entrance of the Void
- Once the door opens, it will suck any victim right into a void
- The Void is an area of endless space of darkness, where manifestations of their nightmares come and torment them for eternity
- Seems that the only way to get out is a source outside of the Void to suck them back
(Music - Sand Castle)
Michael the Cat: He's got your standard pirate weapons like a cutlass and telescope that he can switch with. He also got a golf club, a mallet (my man!), a bunch of object that fall from the sky and a... fishing pole? Does this mean he's the Fisherman?!
Pikachu7: ...That's a separate character and connecting them with a fishing pole seems to much of a stretch there, Charlie. Though I honestly won't be surprised if that was the case.
(Cut to the hosts)
Michael the Cat: He's got a handbag, a fannypack, a cell phone, a present- okay, I know these aren't really notable, with the phone just use to call a repairman and the bags just used to hold his stuff and some dust, that we'll get back to. Dust... I still have some flashbacks.
Pikachu7: That's not scary. Why do you even say have flashbacks-
Michael the Cat: FOR A JOKE, DAMNIT!
Pikachu7: *sarcastic* Ah, that explains it.
Michael the Cat: *glaring at Pikachu* His present also has this monster that drags whoever open it into the box. Like so.
The cat takes out a box and hands to Pikachu. The electric mouse looked confuse and worried before his co-host made his hand open the box. A green monster hand grabs BOTH of the host and drag them into box as it close itself.
Pikachu7: ARCEUS DAMNIT, MICHAEL!
Michael the Cat: OH SHUT UP!
(Cut to the analysis with some sounds of guts splattered and the hosts panting)
Michael the Cat: Did we mention that he throws pocket dust into your eyes at the start of his deals. Really, I'd hate it if Judy Goose's atomic night lamp got near that dust.
Pikachu7: *groan* Anyway, he has dandruff-
Michael the Cat: Why the FUCK are we talking about his dandruff? Are we going to recommend him Prof. Plankton's Dandruff Control Shampoo?
Pikachu7: What did I say about interrupting me- wait, that's not Prof. Plankton's Dandruff Control Shampoo... that Prof. Plankton's MIND Control Shampoo!
Michael the Cat: With conditioner!
Pikachu7: Anyway, ghost dandruff, when mixed with some brewing, can cause an explosion that can send you flying.
Michael the Cat: ...Can he even weaponize it on his own?
Pikachu7: No, but does he really need to when he could do what we just said a few minutes ago?
Michael the Cat: Fair point.
Pikachu7: But one of his most famous "weapons"-
Michael the Cat: Why are you air-quoting?
Pikachu7: -Is the Fly of Despair. A dimensional rift that shows whoever enters there horrifying imagery... and spaghetti & meatballs.
SMG4 Mario: *pops in* Yummy!
Michael the Cat: It also houses some coins, an extra life, Hopping Boots, and a Helmet.
Pikachu7: But that's not the only dimension the Dutchman can weaponize, because the ghosts of the ocean has the void.
Michael the Cat: You mean that staticy place that takes all of these "mistakes" and makes everyone forget all those obscure stuff like Stone Rabbit or the Munchables?
Pikachu7: Not that void. And no, don't bring up the one from The Amazing Digital Circus. Also, what the hell are the Munchables?
Michael the Cat: Rats. And the Munchables are-
Pikachu7: You can about that later, we got a ghost to cover. The Void is dimension that ghosts can use to suck their opponents-
Michael the Cat: *Peter Griffin laugh*
Pikachu7: *unamused* -in to their version of eternal suffering, whether it being a porta-potty that requires to be payed to be used, a plain donut, a giant SpongeBob, or a Krusty Krab-like place.
Michael the Cat: It might as well be Dutchie's most OP "weapon", since the only way out, besides Negative Continuity of course, is some outside help grabbing you and pulling you out. Whether it be summoning and opening a door or straight up nuking you, once the void comes up, you're pretty much screwed.
(Music - Dutchman Deck)
Vehicles[]
- Ghost Ship
- An ominous ship glowing with green
- The Dutchman's precious galleon that he sails above Bikini Bottom
- Mostly keeps his stuff and crew inside
- Is equipped with cannons to fire cannonballs at high speeds
- Can drop a giant anchor
- Has a perfume department inside
- Can make it bigger in the inside, and even turn it into a roller coaster track
- Can transform the inside of the ship into a giant dinner table and even a giant pinball machine
- Can disappear and reappear
- Ghostly Bike
- The next best thing after ghostly ships
- Actually just a regular bike
- Can ride it by using his ghostly tail to push the wheel
Pikachu7: "But how does the Flying Dutchman get around?" you may ask?
Michael the Cat: *confused* But no one asked about that-
Pikachu7: Why, his ship of course. He's a fucking pirate after all.
Michael the Cat: Insulting a man's ship be worse than insulting his mother. It can fire cannon balls store his stuff and crew, which we'll get later, and drop a giant anchor! Or a baby. Or a Pokemon. Or a Weegee. Whatever you like to call it.
Pikachu7: It can disappear and reappear, turn into a roller coaster, dinner table, and a pinball machine inside, and has a... perfume department... inside...
Michael the Cat: Trust us, the perfume department is the LAST PLACE you wanna go through. I don't care if they have cat-like scent perfume in there, I ain't going in there.
Pikachu7: ... Wanna explain the context about cat-like scent perfume, buddy?
Michael the Cat: Oh, it's an item you can use in Mordecai's Saw Game.
Pikachu7: ... I feel like you're just pulling strings to make references to everything.
Michael the Cat: You shut the fuck up!
Pikachu7: Case in point.
SpongeBob: Ship! / Patrick: SpongeBob, how long are you gonna stay in your little fantasy world? / SpongeBob: No, look, a giant ship!
Pikachu7: But surprisingly, it isn't his only mode a transportation. He has his Ghostly Bike!
(The music slowly dies down)
Michael the Cat: ...It's just a bike.
(The music quickly resumes where it lefts off)
Pikachu7: But while the Flying Dutchman usually does his schtick alone, he has an army at his command.
Michael the Cat: And just when you think this guy couldn't get more OP.
Ghostly Crew[]
- Though out some of the episodes and video games, the Dutchman has shown to have a variety of scallywags
- Can even summon his crew out of nowhere to fight for him
Pirate Fish[]
- Fish with pirate get-ups
- Works with the Flying Dutchman in Operation Krabby Patty
- Mostly steals treasure from Mr. Krabs
Jellyfish[]
- Has jellyfish nesting in his ship
- Can swim around and shock anyone if they get close to them
Monster[]
- Multi-Eyed monsters that will pop out of the ship's walls to bite on any enemy
Ghosts[]
- Goofy-looking ghosts that will home in on the enemy and attack them
- Hates the sounds of bells
Ghost Pirates[]
- Pirates who became restless spirits and still serves the Dutchman
- In the comics, has a horrifying crew that carries chains
Legend of the Lost Spatula[]
- Has lanky ghosts that shoot projectiles by opening the treasure chest on their hands
- Has strong ghosts with two hook hands; will strike an enemy with them and can even spin their arms like a wheel
Revenge of the Flying Dutchman[]
- Has green-colored ghosts with two hook hands, they are fast and can zoom across the battlefield to try to skewer the enemies
- Has green-colored ghosts that are fish-shaped, they carry wooden swords
- In the GBA version, has strong ghosts that will laugh off any attack
- Is not affected by SpongeBob's Strong bubbles, which are strong enough to break walls and crates with one strike
Nicktoon Unite[]
- Green-colored ghosts wearing bandannas
- Wields a cutlass and can even attack by spinning like a tornado
- Their intangibility gives enemies a hard time to hit them
Ghost Birds[]
- Dead birds that fly and charges forward
- Can move at a wavy pattern
Wisps[]
- Floating, stationary bodies of fire that will burn anyone dumb enough to touch them
Skeletons[]
- Beings with bones
- Attacks enemies by grabbing their other skeletal arm and whack them with it
Skeleton Fish[]
- Also got them Fishbones
- Can bash people with their giant fish skulls
- After turning into a pile of bones by an enemy, they can relocate themselves back
Wraiths[]
- Spirits intended to scare anyone's pants off
- One wraith is an octopus wearing a diver's helmet
- Like the Dutchman, can phase through surfaces and can manipulate their size
Eels[]
- Long, monstrous eels that reside on the holes from the ship
- Will chomp anything with its sharp teeth
Wall of Ghosts[]
- A dozen giant ghosts that form a wall
- Will chase anyone that dares disturb the Dutchman
- Hates the sound of bells
Skeleton Hydra[]
- Has a giant, skeletal hydra
- Possesses long tusks on the bottom part of their teeth
Dragon[]
- Keeps a very creepy-looking sea dragon
Pikachu7: After all, what ghost pirate is complete without his ghostly crew?
Michael the Cat: He's got Pirate Fish, that just steal stuff from Krabs, Jellyfish that can shock you, and I'm pretty sure he has those color black jellyfish as well, Monsters with many eyes and a big bite, and Ghosts that hate the sound of the Taco Bell. Ooo, I want some Taco Bell now.
Pikachu7: No, a regular bell, Michael. He also has ghost pirates. Shocker.
Michael the Cat: Weak pun detected-
Pikachu7: Michael, I swear to Arceus, I will electrocute you!
Michael the Cat: Whatever, Uhcakip.
Pikachu7: Grrr, it's Pikachu. Anyway, some of these ghost can shoot projectiles via treasure chests, some have two hook hands that'll strike anyone, spin like a wheel, zoom around, some carry around a wooden sword, some ghosts that'll laugh off any attacks like the Strong Bubble, which can break walls and crates in one strike, some wield a cutlass that spin like a tornado and are hard to hit. There are also some pirate ghosts that disappear from light, but who cares about them?
Michael the Cat: There are also Ghost Birds that can fly and charge, Wisps that just float there... burning idiots that come close, Skeletons that'll whack you with their arms, literally, Skeleton Fish that'll make you say "Goodnight, Sally!" and act like a discount Dry Bones, Wraiths that phase through anything, manipulate their size, and scare the shit out of you, and Eels that hang in the bottomless pits and attack you for a meal.
(Cut to the hosts)
Pikachu7: There is also this Wall of Ghosts that is just a bunch of giant ghosts that form a wall and chase them.
As Pikachu was talking, Michael's ears flickered and he turned his head. His unamused expression turned to shock.
Michael the Cat: Uhhhh... Pikachu?
Pikachu7: *unaware* Really, this is just some glorified stage hazard.
Michael the Cat: Pikachu?
Pikachu7: *still unaware* Clearly, they're losing ideas here. I'm fine with the challenge, but still-
Michael the Cat: PIKACHU!
Pikachu7: WHAT?!
The yellow rat glared at the cat before looking behind him to see a Wall of Ghosts. Pikachu7 look shocked as well.
Wall of Ghosts: Glorified stage hazard, eh?
Pikachu7: WHAT THE FUCK?!
The Wall of Ghost ram into the two hosts, pinning them to the side of the screen. The ghosts began to rack up damage as the two screamed in pain. During the chaos, Michael's phone fell out of his pocket and played the Taco Bell. The ghost stopped attacking and screamed in pain as they faded from existence. The yellow rat and black cat stared in shock and confusion.
(The music stops)
Beat.
Pikachu7: ... He also has a Skeleton Hydra and Dragon, but they just do nothing... like a platypus.
(Cut to the analysis)
(Music - Dutch Under)
Locations[]
- Underworld
- In Legend of the Lost Spatula, the Dutchman owns the ruins of what used to be a city
- Can be entered by collecting 4 knob keys and attaching them to an oven in Goo Lagoon
- The bottom of the Underworld contains a cavern of fire and lava while the upper parts contain the remains of the lost city
- Graveyard
- A graveyard owned by the Dutchman in SpongeBob: Revenge of the Flying Dutchman
- Contains Tombstombs in which spirits rise up and attack unwanted dwellers
- Surrounded by a body of lava, as well as many hills responsible for spilling said lava
- Shoots out magma rocks
- Filled with ruined ships containing treasure
- Is connected to an ominous cargo dock, containing giant anchors and cargo dipped in lava
- Dutchman's Triangle
- An Island that the Dutchman owns
- Has caverns and even wooden floors on certain parts of the area
- Has calm waters and rain jelly donuts
- SpongeBob Logic
Michael the Cat: But he also has some locations he basically run, so he could just teleport his opponent to there for some sweet, sweet home field advantage.
Pikachu7: Ummm, this might be out of character, but why the hell are we talking about that?
Michael the Cat: You remember Spoooooky Game?
Pikachu7: Uh, yeah, I have to, it is LITERALLY the first episode that Score Creeper appeared. Why?
Michael the Cat: You idiot, don't you remember what set the plot in motion?
Pikachu7: *sarcastic* Besides sibling rivalry?
Michael the Cat: *in a Touche kind of voice* Yeah. Besides that.
Pikachu7: Yeah, the board game- where are you going with this?
Michael the Cat: Well, the board game acts as a location, and he has some other ones as well. It's just fair if we give the Dutchman his locations as well.
Pikachu7: ...and?
Michael the Cat: *in a defeated tone* It was on his DB info on the website filled with mostly fetishes.
Pikachu7: Ohhh, that makes sense.
Michael the Cat: He has the Underworld that has lava and fire at the bottom while there's an abandoned city at the top. It can be entered via connecting 4 knob keys to an oven in Goo Lagoon... it's SpongeBob, folks. His show, while being totally awesome, can be weird as fuck.
Pikachu7: For something way more appropriate, he owns a graveyard. It has tombstones containing spirits that will attack any trespassers and it's surrounded by Bowser's favorite bathwater, lava.
Bowser: *offscreen* I heard that!
Pikachu7: *gulps in fear*
Michael the Cat: And then there's Dutchman's Triangle. There are two versions of it. One is an island that has caverns and wooden floors and the other is in the ocean... underwater... it has calm waters and rain jelly donuts.
Pikachu7: ...JELLY DONUTS?
Michael the Cat: Yes...
Pikachu7: ...what the FUCK is the writers on when they made this?
Michael the Cat: It first appeared in season 6, so...
(Cut to the hosts)
Pikachu7: Fuck it. Do we have anymore stuff to cover before we get to the strength?
Michael the Cat: *checks list* Mmmm, nope. We're good.
Pikachu7: Finally. let's this over with. Maybe we'll get this done before the awards are handed out.
Michael the Cat: HOORAY!
(Cut to the analysis)
Strength[]
- Can effortlessly pick up anyone with one hand, whether it be SpongeBob, Squidward, or Mr. Krabs
- Can pick up his treasure chest (Filled with golden doubloons) with one arm
- Can flatten Plankton
- Capable of damaging SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy
- In the comics, kicked SpongeBob out of his ship
Pikachu7: He can pick up others easily with one hand and hold a treasure chest filled with golden doubloons with one arm as well.
Michael the Cat: But that's nothing. He is able to hurt the SpongeBob cast. Now it's time for everyone's factor of debating: Scaling!
Pikachu7: Ah shit, here we go again.
Michael the Cat: This guy is capable with fighting against SpongeBob and friends. How strong are they? Well, one time SpongeBob unraveled the entire universe!
Michael the Cat: Sure, this may seem dodgy since it looks like he only unraveled the Milky Way, he did more than that. The string didn't just erase physical objects, but also entire abstracts like boundaries and changing the value of money by deleting the text. Sponge straight up unraveled to nothing as that white space is LITERALLY nothing. Squidward confirmed that. That's right, SpongeBob, this 4 inch motherfucker, is strong enough to the ENTIRE universe. Hell, one time SpongeBoy insert an entire pocket dimension within The Krusty Krab's kitchen and housing at least four galaxies.
Pikachu7: And there's more. Patrick once created a parallel universe, which is consistent, and caused an explosion that led to a black hole sucking in the entire universe and sending him, his family, and Man Ray to a parallel universe! ... What the fuck?!
Michael the Cat: *teasingly* Just wait til we get into speed!
Pikcahu7: *sarcastic* Joyed.
Flying Dutchman: Ugh. *gets up and his eyes are red* Who dares to laugh at All Hallows' Eve?! *calmly* I'm going to find out.
Oh dear, looks like DEATH BATTLE should run. For the Score Creeper's Spoooooky Game has began![]
(Music - Bodoque)
Score Creeper: *offscreen* If you wish to continue, there’s no doors or rooms. To advance, make it through *pops up from behind the sign* the Corn Maze of Doom! *rubs his hands as the corn behind him starts to part* But I wouldn’t come in last if I were you.
The Score Creeper goes behind the corn, as it parts together again. He then pops back out.
Score Creeper: *whispering, still rubbing his hands together* So spooky! *ducks back in*
Death Battle[]
(Music - Forever Terror Night)
Results[]
If the Dutchman wins
If Score Creeper wins
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Trivia[]
Connections[]
- Both are green spirit-like entities that are a reccuring antagonist for a blue-eye, naive title characters (SpongeBob and Unikitty), their loyal yet idiotic friend (Patrick and Puppycorn) that they are somewhat related to (SpongeBob's pet snail, Gary, is cousins with Patrick / SpongeBob & Patrick are adopted siblings of Squidward and Unikitty & Puppycorn are siblings), a smart scientist forest animal (Sandy and Dr. Fox) that are different from their friends (Sandy is a land animal while her friends are sea creatures and when everyone split in half to share pizza [long story], Dr. Fox is the only one that didn't split in half), a red fist tough guy (Mr. Krabs and Hawkodile [it was all I can think of for these guys, sorry]), and a responsible, sane buttmonkey (Squidward and Richard) whose art is misunderstood (people calls Squid's art "trash" and everyone laughed at Richard's film, not understanding the meaning of it). Both debuted in their series first Halloween special in the first season (The Dutchman made his first major appearance in Scaredy Pants while Score Creeper made his in Spoooooky Game)
General[]
- I, Bunny Cat4, find this MU a guilty pleasure of mine.