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“ | BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD | „ |
~ Techno |
“ | It’s all part of the Master Plan | „ |
~ Techno |
“ | Whatever you do, Don’t reveal all your techniques in a YouTube video,You Fool, You Moron | „ |
~ Techno |
“ | TechnoBlade neva dies | „ |
~ Techno |
“ | For those of you unaware, when Skeppy said that "At some point of time, the canopy always opens up the lake" (10:56), he was making a reference to David Brewster's book The Life of Sir Isaac Newton which analyzed the life and career of the 17th century scientist who became renowned for his law of universal gravitation. By quoting this, Skeppy is foreshadowing that his strategy to defeat me in a game of skywars, a popular minigame on the Minecraft server Hypixel, will be dependent on gravity: he is saying he intends to knock me off the map (here through the usage of the legacy item 'Knockback X Slimeball') so that I will consequently fall out of the bounds of play and be eliminated, granting him victory. Also, I made all of this up. | „ |
~ Techno |
“ | I think SkyBlock at its core is the ultimate challenge in resource management. You spawn on a tiny island in an empty universe; all you have is a tree, some supplies, and some dirt to stand on. You have to treasure EVERY dirt block because if one falls into the void, there's no way to replace it. And as you carefully navigate your absurd circumstance, you gain a new appreciation for the few things you have as you meticulously use them to their fullest effect. With nothing but some ice, lava, and saplings, you slowly transform this empty expanse into a world of your very own. SkyBlock teaches us that no matter how ridiculous the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome these challenges and acheive something beautiful. And one day, we'll look back at where we started and be amazed by how far we've come. | „ |
~ Techno |
“ | I Joined Sky Wars looking for a Challenge, But all I found ARE NOOBS, The only thing left to do is to turn every single one of these fools INTO COINS, Ha not even close, YEEEEET, I’ve won, So why, Why do I still feel nothing | „ |
~ Techno |
Technoblade is a major character in the Dream SMP.
Wiki Fannon Ideas So Far
- Technoblade vs Dream (Completed)
- Technoblade vs Batclone
- Technoblade vs the Soldier (Completed)
Battle royale
With the Sleepy bois inc
Battle Record
WARNING: The following tab will reveal the numbers of wins and losses for the following character. Read at your own risk.
Battle Record
- Wins: 2
- Losses: 0
- Draws: 0
Possible Opponents
- Leafy (Battle for Dream Island)
- Steve (Minecraft)
- Alex (Minecraft)
- ExplodingTNT (...)
- Henry Stickmin (...)
- SMG3 (SMG4)
- Goku (Dragon Ball)
- Oscar (Super (Hero/Villain/Showdown) Bowl)
- Ryūko Matoi (Kill la Kill)
- The Second Coming (Animator vs. Animation)
- Anakin Skywalker (Star Wars)
- Betty Noire (Glitchtale)
With the Antarctic Empire
- Team Crafted (YouTube)
- The Idots / Skeppy's Team (Dream SMp)
- Vanoss Crew (VanossGaming)
- Team AVA — The Second Coming, Blue (Animator vs. Animation) Red Yellow and Green (Animator vs. Animation)
- Zanny Team (YouTube)
Arsenal and Powers
This guy is really powerful
- Netherite armour and weapons
- Immortality and Durable
- Can Survive Air Strikes
- Can Survive getting hit by Lightsabers
- Can Revive Himself
- Is Inmoveable
- Can Launch People
- For his farthest distance he was able to throw someone into the sun in this video which means he can toss some 151.82 million km away and it also created an explosion that covered the sun that you could see from earth
- Can Fly
- Can Double Jump
- Can Summon Cars from Thin Air
- Can survive on the Moon with no Oxygen
- Able to Survive Gigantic falls
- Has Superhuman Speed
- Diamond Axe
- the sword of gryffindor
- KnockBack Stick
- Able to Knock Back his Opponents not as hard if he wants to
- Diamond Sword
- Used to Slice his opponents
- TNT
- Used to Blow up his opponents
- Bow
- Used to Shoot His Opponents
- Zealous Cleaver
- Can Instantly kill Ghasts
- Invisible Potion
- Able to turn himself invisible when Drank
- Jump Boost Potion
- Able to increase his ability to jump
- Speed Potion
- Increases his already Super high Speed
- Pistol
- Used to shoot people
- Rifle
- Can aim with it very far
- Can Shoot people with it
- Pig Gun
- Fires Explosive Pigs
- Fireballs
- Can launch himself
- Can shoot at people causing burning
- PigMan Sword
- Technoblade's Deadliest Sword
- Can a vortex of flame around Techno and can give him resistance 1
- Can shoot a Projectile at his enemies
- is able to kill Zealots in one hit
- Multiple Goons
- You can use these if his opponent has an army too, Not in a 1 on 1 battle tho
- The B Hopping Goon
- Basically can B Hop, Which makes this Goon very fast and unhitable
- He hit people too
- Random Armor and weapons
- These Goons have random weapons such as Diamond Sword, Diamond Axe and even a wooden sword
- Theses Goons also have a Mix of random armor such as Leather, Chainmail, Gold, Iron or even Diamond
- Brick
- His pet horse he can summon at any time
- Brick also has Diamond Armor
- Ravanger Spawn Egg
- Can summon in a Ravanger
- Creeper Spawn Egg
- Summons in a Creeper
- Skeleton Spawn Egg
- Summons in a Skeleton
- Blaze Spawn Egg
- Summons in a Blaze
- TechnoGun
- Used to shoot his enimies
- It's actually a Crossbow
- Plane
- Used for transportation
- Used to fight in the air
- Can be summoned at anytime
- Sword of Justice and the Axe of Perun
- Able to shoot down lightning when stabbing his opponents
- Fishing Rod
- Able to hit people with it
- able to launch people with it
- Ender Pearl
- Teleportation when thrown
- 50 Magic Wands (Used in this video)
- expelliarmus (a spell used to disarm people)
- wingardium leviosa (A spell used to make people float)
- Reducto (A spell used to make people disappear)
- Knockback X Slimeball
- Robbery
- Gives Techno a 10% Chance to drop his opponent's item held by them if he hits them with his fists
- Can deflect arrows
Armor
- Iron set
- A regular set used to battle foes
- Diamond armor
- Godly Superior Dragon Set
- Can get Technoblade to hit 30,000 Damage (Basically makes him hit like a planet)
- short form is Superior Dragon Set
Feats
- Conquered the Entire Earth
- Had a 1,818 Win Streak before losing on purpose because "it wasn't fun to him"
- Didn't get affected by Tommy's Trap that was suppose to Kill Technoblade
- Was able to outsmart Skeppy's builder by using the wall instead of the troll Parkour
- Won the Potato Wars
- Was able to kill Skeppy who had a homing Bow
- can break diamond ore with his fists
- Has killed the Ender Dragon with a steering wheel
- Spent 12 hours farming potatoes
- Battled the best PvPers
- Some People said "His Robe wasn't always red"
- Claimed the Title of the Best Minecraft Player
- Defeated Dream, the original greatest Minecraft player.
- Threw Somebody into the sun SO HARD, it blew up. (also tanked said explosion)