Pro Log[]
Wiz: In the fictional universe there are plenty of villains and a selected many bear a mask and sword but some villains have this and more
Boomstick: Like Task Master the plagourizing bounty hunter of the Marvel universe.
Wiz: And Darth Vader the jedi emporer of the darkside from star wars
Boomstick: Hes Wiz and im Boomstick.
Wiz: And its our job to analye there skills armor and abbilitys to see who would win a death battle
Task Master[]
Wiz Once there was a kid named Tony Masters who was once your average kid.
Boomstick: Until one day he whatched a cow boy show.
Wiz: After he whatched the cow boy show he found that he could replicate every move the cowboys did.
Boomstick: and hi mother called over a phycyatrist that confirmed that tony had a photographic memory or "photo reflexes" man if i had that it would be so cool.
Wiz: Tony Masters concidered becoming a crime fighter but for some reason decided to be a criminal instead.
Boomstick: why did he decide to become a criminal?, with that photographic reflexes thing he could have had his life set for him.
Wiz: So anyways he then danwed the skull mask and white cowl and became "the Task Master".
Boomstick: Now as the Task Master he had a sword and a super tough sheild that could take missiles.
Wiz: And usualy Task Master has tapes and dvd,s on him to replicate other combatants moves but he can still whatch them fight and still be able to copy there fighting style.
Boomstick: But dont let that fool you he is not weak without them for he can still hold his own against opponents without fighting styles.
Wiz: For he is a master assasin and is a master swords man and marksman so he is still able to get the job done without copying someone elses fighting style.
Boomstick: But he has learned the fighting styles of many different heroe,s.
Wiz: And Task Master can also use all fighting styles at the same time.
Boomstick: Oh my god imagine if he is fighting like Captain America and Spider Man at the same time.
Wiz: And his armor is made of of swords,a steel sheild, two 45. hand guns, a bow and arrow, moon shaped shurikens, a multy purpose billy club,and special gloves and boots that allow him to climb walls.
Boomstick: Like Spider Man but he can only climb walls no spider sense or web slinging.
Wiz: Now onto the feats.
Boomstick: Yea Task Master is able to do things like fight the Avengers and at least hold his own may not sound impressive at first but belive me with members like Hulk,Thor,and Iron Man its pretty impressive.
Wiz: And Task Master has effortlesly taken out the secound Black widow.
Boomstick: And he is able to judo throw Iron Man despite being in his armor wich is pretty frikin heavy.
Wiz: And Task Master is fast enough to catch a bullet.
Boomstick: And can also speed blitz a guy who can dodge bullets.
Wiz: But Task Master does have weaknesses.
Boomstick: Like Task Master cant copy super powers only fighting styleshes only super human becuse of his skills.
Wiz: And people like Dead Pool are just to unprodictable for Task Master to copy.
Boomstick: And learning new moves over writes memoryes giving him amnesia.
WIz: But Task Master is still a well known and feared bounty hunter.
Darth Vader[]
Wiz: On the planet of tatoie there was a slave named Anakin skywalker who was eventuly freed from jedi master qui-gon jinn mistaking Anakin for the chosen one and he was trained by Obi Wan Kenobi.
Boomstick: And then one day under the influence of the sith lord palpetine he whent against Obi Wan Kenobi and he got his arms and legs sliced off and thrown into lava.
Wiz: Anakin was then brought back to life as a cyborg and was trained by the sith.
Boomstick: And then Anakin skywalker then started blowing up planets and killing people by his new identity Darth Vader.
Wiz: Darth Vader is a jedi so of course he has the light saber and the force.
Boomstick: And the force is one of the most op abbilitys a jedi has like they can choke you and crush your organs and can throw you around.
Wiz: And the Light Saber can slice through lots of things though not partcularly everything.
Boomstick: But he also has his new cyborg form that grants him super human strength and durrability its made of a dura steel allow the gauntlets are made of mandelorian steel and it has things like infared and infra red good luck hiding from this guy.
Wiz: And Darth Vader is very skilled for he is cabable of killing 8 jedi.
Boomstick: He has also beaten Obi Wan,Dooku,Drallig,Mourne,and a clone of space satan.
Wiz: He has also beaten Han Solo,s quick draw.
Boomstick: And now on to the bigger feats.
Wiz: Darth Vader was tough enough to tank lightsaber blows thus proving that lightsabers cant slice through everything.
Boomstick: He has also moved faster then eye can follow.
Wiz: He has also collapsed a entire building with the force.
Boomstick: He can also move massive star ships.
Wiz: He has also survived being torched by flame throwers.
Boomstick: He can also force crush f*cking AT-AT you know those GIANT F*CKING CRAWLER ROBOTS!!
Wiz:And Darth Vader moves so fast his opponents tend to hit eachother more then they hit Darth Vader.
Boomstick: But Vader does have weaknesses though.
Wiz: Like Darth Vader heavily relys on the life support in his armor.
Boomstick: And his suit was purposly desighned to be faulty so he cant out class the sith lord,and lightsabers cant slice through everything.
Wiz: But Darth Vader is still a poweful member of the dark side that you do not whant to mess with.
Pro Log[]
Wiz: Alright the combatants are set lets settle this debate once and for all.
Boomstick: Its time for a Deeaaaatthh Battllllleeee!!!!
Pre Fight[]
Task Master can be seen roaming the city of new york at night attacking Storm Troopers the crash landed there.
Task Master then grabs one remaining Storm Trooper.
Task Master: Who sent you here?
Storm Trooper: I will never tell you.
Task Master: Is that a fact now.
Task Maser then lets the Storm Trooper go.
Task master then draws his sword and decapitates the Strom Trooper.
???: pethetic all of them are already dead.
Task Master then quickly looks behind him to see a figure in a black robe and weird helmet
Task Master: Who are you? are you with these guys in white.
???: My name is Darth Vader and those were my soldiers.
Task Master: Well your soldiers are dead now and you shal soon follow.
Darth Vader: We will see about that.
Darth Vader then Draws his lightsaber.
Task Maser Readies his sword.
Fight[]
Both Mased warriors then dash at each other.
Darth Vader slashes at Task Master.
Task Master dodges the attack and slashes Darth Vader.
Darth Vader dodges the attack and holds out his hand.
A bunch of trash cans and dumpsters float off of the ground behind him.
Darth Vader then sends all of the trash cans at Task Master.
Task Master dodges all of the trash cans and pulls out a gun.
Task Master then points the gun at Darth Vader.
Task Master: Lights out bitch!
Task Master then shoots Darth Vader directly in the stomach.
The bullet crushes off of Darth Vaders armor but Darth Vader stumbles backwards.
Task Master then runs up to Darth Vader and kicks him in the chest.
Task Master then attempts to stab Darth Vader.
Darth Vader dogdges and stabs Task Master in the arm.
Task Master screams in pain and stumbles backwards.
Darth Vader then slashes Task Master.
Task Master dodges and kicks Darth Vader in the face causing him to stumble back
Task Master then grabs a gun and shoots at Darth Vaders head.
Darth Vader slices the bullet in half with his lightsaber before it could hit him.
Darth Vader then force throws a trash can at Task Master.
Task Master blocks the trash can with his sheild.
Task Master then pulls his guns out again and rapidly shoots Darth Vader.
Darth Vader holds out his hand and all of the bullets freeze in mid air.
All of the bullets then go streight back at Task Master.
Task Master dodges alot of bullets and blocks the others with his sheild.
Task Master: I know your moves.
Task Master then slashes Darth Vader.
Darth Vader dodges the attack and slashes at Task Master.
Task Master also dodges and they repeatebly slash and dodge for a good while.
Darth Vader slices off a peice of Task Masters cowel.
Task Master slashes Darth Vader helmet.
Darth Vader uses the force and shoves Task Master backwards.
Task Master puts his sword away and pulls out a bow and arrow/
Task Master jumps back and shoots abunch of arrows at Darth Vader.
Darth Vader dodges majorty of the arrows and slashes the others.
Darth Vader then dashes at Task Master.
Task Master grabd Darth Vader and throws him back.
Task Master then pulls out moon shaped shurikens an runs out of Darth Vaders sight.
Darth Vader looks around.
Shurikens suddenly fly at Darth Vader.
Darth Vader stops most of the shurikens but one hits him in the shoulder.
Task Master then jumps in and starts to whack Darth Vader with a billy club.
Darth Vader: Enough!
Darth Vader then slices the billy club in half before Task Master can react.
Task Master then draws his sword and slashes Darth Vaders life support system.
Darth Vader falls to the ground.
Task Master walks towards Darth Vader and raises his sword.
Darth Vader then stabs Task Master with his lightsaber
Task Master quickly raises his sheild to block the attack.
But the lightsaber goes directly through the sheild and stabs Task Master in the chest.
Darth Vader then slices Task Master in half.
Darth Vader then falls on his knees.
A space ship then appears over Darth Vader.
Some Stomr Troopers land to find Darth Vader.
Storm Trooper: Sir are you ok.
Darth Vader: M..my life support system has but slashed get me back to base and fix it.
Storm Trooper: Sir yes sir.
The Strom Troopers then get Darth Vader on the ship and then it flies away.
KO[]
- Darth Vader is back at the death star getting his life support system repaired.
- Spider Man ends up finding Task Masters dead body.
Analysis[]
Boomstick: Wait, Darth Vader won? I thought for sure Taskmaster would win.
Wiz: Now, this fight was far from easy for Taskmaster and while the copying mercenary seemed to have the superior arsenal and skill, Darth Vader had what he needed to take the victory.
Boomstick: Like how Darth Vader’s lightsaber can slice through anything Taskmaster’s got.
Wiz: And even if Taskmaster could predict attacks, he still had no way to get past things like the Force.
Boomstick: And surprisingly, what ultimately screwed Taskmaster over was his copy ability.
Wiz: That is because Taskmaster cannot copy powers, only fighting skills and styles, so Taskmaster would only be able to copy one thing from Darth Vader and that's swordsmanship.
Boomstick: And even then, Darth Vader could still easily slice through Taskmaster’s sword and shield, so ultimately, once Taskmaster copied Darth Vader’s fighting style, it was all over.
Wiz: And Darth Vader could basically slice through anything in Taskmaster’s arsenal.
Boomstick: And if Darth Vader didn't feel like slicing Taskmaster’s attacks, Vader could just send all of his far ranged attacks right back at him.
Wiz: Or Darth Vader could have easily killed Taskmaster with the Force and be done with the fight quicker than Taskmaster could really do anything.
Boomstick: But anyways, let’s get to the bigger things.
Wiz: Strength was a no brainer for Darth Vader.
Boomstick: I mean come on its judo throwing Iron Man’sarmor compared to crushing AT-ATs and moving massive star ships.
Wiz: Darth Vader also takes it in durability. Taskmaster can take hits from Spider-Woman’s venom blast while Darth Vader can take lightsaber blows. I mean, not even Taskmaster’s missile-tanking shields can compare to Darth Vader tanking lightsaber blows.
Boomstick: And speed was a harder one, but Darth Vader takes it via moving fatser than the eye can follow and blocking laser shots while Taskmaster can catch a bullet.
Wiz: But to give Taskmaster some of the credit, he does have a way bigger arsenal than Darth Vader’s.
Boomstick: And Taskmaster is more skilled than Darth Vader.
Wiz: But Darth Vader is also more experienced due to being trained since he was a kid while Taskmaster mainly gets his experience by watching people.
Boomstick: And even if Taskmaster damaged Darth Vader’s life support system, Darth Vader could keep himself alive with the Force and last long enough to take down Taskmaster.
Wiz: Sure, Taskmaster’s superior skill and arsenal definitely kept Darth Vader on his toes, but Vader’s superior speed, strength, durability, experience, and deadlier weapons gave him the victory.
Boomstick: Looks like Taskmaster just wasn't up to the task and met a Darth demise.
Wiz: *sighs* The winner is Darth Vader.
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