| “ | I hate you so much it's unreal! And you made me lose my hard-on! You're gonna pay for that! | „ |
| ~ Cap to Steve. |
| “ | God...effing...dammit. Well played, you little sh*t! But this is war, and in war, people die! Men, get ready to fire! Sorry, no prom for you this year! Ha ha haaaa! | „ |
| ~ John to the Boyfriend |
Tankman, real name Sergeant John Captain, or Captain for short is the main protagonist of the webseries TANKMEN and is a mascot of Newgrounds.
Fanon Wiki Ideas So Far[]
Battle Record[]
WARNING: The following tab will reveal the numbers of wins and losses for the following character. Read at your own risk.
Battle Record
- Wins: 0
- Losses: 0
- Draws: 0
Possible Opponents[]
- Ash Williams (Evil Dead)
- Boba Fett (Star Wars)
- Captain America (Marvel Comics)
- Captain Rex (Star Wars)
- Darth Vader (Star Wars)
- Deadshot (DC Comics)
- Frank West (Dead Rising)
- Hank J. Wimbleton (Madness Combat)
- Hawkeye (Marvel Comics)
- Mad Max
- Mukuro Ikusaba (Danganronpa)
- Sarge (Red vs. Blue)
- Soldier Boy (The Boys)
- Stewie Griffin (Family Guy)
- Uzi Doorman (Murder Drones)
- Winter Soldier (Marvel Comics)
History[]
Sergeant John Captain is the main protagonist of the TANKMEN web-flash-series, an animated series created by JohnnyUtah, started in 2006. It stars him, and his comrade, Steve. It is mostly known for its constant "Cock Jokes" and crude humor. It is set in a post-apocalyptic world, as depicted by the background of the usual Newgrounds preloader and shows an ongoing conflict between Captain's group and a rival military group who look similar, but have points on their helmets.
Death Battle Info[]
Background[]
- Born: On the 80's
- Height: 5'10 | 180 cm
- Residence: "Wargrounds"
- Species: Human
- Occupation: Soldier, Leader of the Tankmen
Powers & Abilities[]
- Great Strength
- Hand-to-Hand skills
- Skilled gun and tank user
- Can detect nearby enemies via his crotch
- Can glide with an parachute
- Can create large explosions with his tank
Equipment[]
- Armor
- Many types of guns
- The Tank
- Parachute
Feats[]
- Upscales from Private Skittles, who can destroy two wooden beams with his bare fists with ease
- Scales to Steve, who can react to enemy canonfire, which would require him to react at Mach 1.62
- Can completely pulverizate the entire bottom of an wooden watchtower with his tank
- Can leave a large hole on a persons head with the tank projectiles
- Can go up to 88 miles per hour with the tank
- His tank can withstand explosions from the Thugmen's truck
Weaknesses[]
- The bullets from his pistol can run out
- Initially, attacks without thinking twice, even at a visible disadvantage (although this could easily be just a comedic touch)
Gallery[]
Trivia[]
- Tankman is officially around 30-35 years old, confirmed by Johnny Utah on Twitter
- Initially unnamed, until he got an established character on the TANKMEN series
- Is a playable character on Newgrounds Rumble, a fighting game style with several other Newgrounds characters
- According to Tom Fulp in Nintendo terms, Tankman would be Mario while Pico would be like Nester from Nintendo Power