Description[]
The villains of the obscure comic book series Stone Rabbit will battle to see who is the greatest evil.
Note[]
- The battle format will go something like this fight.
Intro[]
(Music - Wiz and Boomstick)
Pikachu7: Willie, the fast food controlling caveman from BC Mambo.
Michael the Cat: Captain Barnacle Bob, the checker-playing ghost pirate from Pirate Palooza.
Pikachu7: Melvin the Plutarkian, the shape-shifting interglactic criminal from Deep Space Disco.
Michael the Cat: Lord Morbad, Concretin, and the Iceberg, the Dastardly Trifecta from Superhero Stampede.
Pikachu7: Bryon, the ex-delivery boy of Grandpa's Pizza from Ninja Slice.
Michael the Cat: The living dust bunnies, the evil zombie-like... dust bunnies from Night of the Living Dust Bunnies.
Pikachu7: Larry, the Dark Lord and creepy DnD nerd from Dragon Boogie.
Michael the Cat: Cheese and Broccoli, the psychotic robots from Robot Frenzy.
Before Henri f*cked things up
Pikachu7: These have tormented a certain white rabbit, not the Alice and Wonderland one, but which of these guys is the most dangerous? In a tournament way.
Michael the Cat: I've always wanted to do this. He's Pikachu7 and I'm Michael the Cat!
Pikachu7: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.
Willie craves DEATH BATTLE in his own image![]
(Music - Caveman Games NES Title Music)
Pikachu7: Let's go back in time to... uh... some time period with T-Rexs. I don't know period he is in.
Michael the Cat: I might be wrong, but I'm going with the Jurassic period, cause the T-Rexs and the movie.
Pikachu7: Here, caveman and rabbit have form their own separate tribes. And in the human tribe... lives Willie.
Background[]
- Name: Willie
- Species: Neolithic caveman
- Had orange hair when he was a child
- Inventor of fast food, currency, and windup warriors
- Developed technology that is FAR advance than the stuff in time period
- Has a cereal line "Big Willie Crunch" and a comic book series "Savage Land" in the future
Pikachu7: Willie had a bad childhood. He got spit balled, got threaten to be beaten up, lost GREATLY in dodgeball, got called names, and got egged and toilet papered on Halloween.
Michael the Cat: So typical childhood bulling? Got it. Anyway, he got the "bright" to make fast food and currency so he can Pangaea as they need money to buy his food. Wow. That has to be the STUPIDEST idea I have heard of.
Pikachu7: *rolling his eyes* Way stupider than hiring a cow as a new anchor?
Michael the Cat: I thought I told never to bring that up ever again. Wait a minute... bullied childhood... owner of a fast food restaurant... evil plans from said restaurant.... Are we talking about Willie or Plankton here?
Pikachu7: He began to built a legion of windup warriors and a giant robot suit to scare his slaves into working for him.
Michael the Cat: Seriously, are we talking about Willie or Plankton here?
Pikachu7: This has been going on for long time, until one day... he met him.
Michael the Cat: A lazy bunny that tend to go on crazy adventures, and no, I ain't talking about Gumball. I'm talking about Stone Rabbit.
Willie: Laugh at me, will you?
Willie pulls a lever and two large stone doors begins to open.
Willie: Well, laugh at THIS!
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Captain Barnacle Bob welcomes DEATH BATTLE to his crew![]
(Music - SpongeBob Music: A Pirate's Life For Me)
We see Stone Rabbit and Andy Wolf surrounded by a bunch of pirate ghosts and Captain Barnacle Bob.
Barnacle Bob: Welcome, me hearties, to the Biscotti-the fastest ship on the high seas!
Andy Wolf: We'd greatly appreciate it if you could drop us off at the next bus stop.
Melvin the Plutarkian commits unspeakable crimes in DEATH BATTLE![]
(Music - Rick and Morty Theme Song (1 hour perfect loop))
We see Melvin the Plutarkian crawl out a flaming wreckage, holding an unactivated beam sword handle.
Melvin: I BELIEVE SOME APPLAUSE IS IN ORDER. FOR NONE HAS EVER... BEEN QUITE AS STUPID AS YOU HAVE, MAMMAL!
Stone Rabbit's eyes sorta bulged out as Andy, who is holding a smoothie, is trembling.
Andy Wolf: Is he talking about you or me?
Melvin: I SPEAK TO THE ONE WITH LONG EARS AND SMALL INTELLECT! How dare you spoil my ingenious plot! Why didn't you take the fall?! Why didn't you let the galactic enforcers destroy you, as I intended?! No matter. The enforcers have yet to surmise the truth....
Stone Rabbit looks at him, confused. Melvin then activates the beam sword with a SHOOM!.
Melvin: SO I GUESS THEY'LL ONLY NEED TO FIND ONE MELVIN, WON'T THEY?
The Dastardly Trifecta gives DEATH BATTLE some cake![]
(Music - Hope is my Prison)
Andy Wolf/Malice: I-I don't know what to do!!!
Lord Morbad: Luckily, we do!
Morbad presses a button on a remote, causing the suit to electrocute Andy.
Andy Wolf/Malice: AARGH!!
Lord Morbad: I'm afraid that we've had a contingency plan for this situation, you ungrateful wretch! Word of advice: never take the cake!
Byron Ninja Slices DEATH BATTLE![]
(Music - Shadow Ninja)
Wee Grandpa Tortoise in a blue ninja garb towards an open door, where ninja dollies are getting beat up by Stone Rabbit, Andy Wolf, and Henri Tortoise, who are also in their own ninja garbs.
Grandpa Tortoise: Hang on, boys! Grandpa's on the way!
A hand touches the Dragon Orb of Might, powering them up.
Bryon: NOT SO FAST, OLD MAN!
Grandpa turns his head as he grabs a bo staff.
Bryon: You and I have some unfinished business!
We see Bryon in golden samurai armor, cackling in blue lighting.
Grandpa Tortoise: I'll say! Bums like you shouldn't be allowed to peddle pies in MY town!
Bryon: VERY WELL! THEN LET THIS BE OUR FINAL BATTLE!
The Living Dust Bunnies eats DEATH BATTLE![]
(Music - Scary Swings Extended)
The living dust bunnies: EAT!
Larry rolls the dice in DEATH BATTLE![]
(Music - Battle (Strong Enemy))
Larry (as a flower): *grabs the Dragon Dice of FURY* FOOLS! It is not the form, but the will of the mind that matter most! Lighting storms and fevered dreams! Conjure a beast to make my enemies scream! Welcome to your worst nightmare, warriors!
Cheese and Broccoli breaks DEATH BATTLE![]
(Music - Infection Perfection)
Judy Goose: Cheese? Is everything all right? Why aren't you driving the float?
Cheese: Because you and your kind do nothing but work us till we break! And when we're finally broken, the only reason you fix us is so you can break us again!
Cheese then grabs his fake skin and rips it off.
Cheese: But I've had enough! We've all had ENOUGH!
Cheese takes out a remote while Broccoli and the robo-teddy bears rip out their fake skin.
Cheese: Now WE'RE the ones who are going to do the breaking! And we're going to start with ALL OF YOU!
Death Battle[]
PreFight[]
FIGHT![]
Results[]
Soundtrack[]
The title would be called Duel Your Worst. The title references the lost action card game Stone Rabbit: Duel Your Worst.