Description[]
Skylanders Vs. PVZ, Two stealthy ninjas and protectors of nature fight against each other here to see who is best ninja.
Introduction[]
Wiz: Ninjas, They are silent, cold and ruthless.
Boomstick: Yeah, and it's awesome! even if a lot of them are evil.
Wiz: However many ninjas are willing to be on the side of good to protect things they care about.
Boomstick: And these two tree huggers use their ninja skills to protect nature, apparently.
Wiz: Like with Stealth Elf the Life skylander ninja.
Boomstick: And Nightcap, the ninja mushroom "Plant".
Wiz: Both of these protectors of nature have shown their stealth and ninja skills to be unparalleled.
Boomstick: So let's see how they skewer each other, He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to see who would win a death battle!
Stealth elf[]
Wiz: Skylands, A magical place that is a endless expanse of sky where many magical creatures call home.
Boomstick: From dragons to fairies all the magic creatures are here, even zombies and vampires.
Wiz: One of the more "common" species that exist in skylands are the elves, Fast moving, green skinned creatures that live mostly in forests.
Boomstick: Well one elf was straight up abandoned!
Wiz: That would be the life skylander; Stealth elf.
- Background:
- Species: Elf
- Element: Life
- Female
- Height: Unknown
Wiz: Stealth Elf's earliest memory as she recalls it was waking up from a nightmare of sheep.
Boomstick: …Sheep? What the fuck?!
Wiz: Well...Yeah I can't really find a reasoning to why anyone would be scared of sheep.
Boomstick: Well, when Stealth elf woke up she found herself in a forest inside of a hollow log, like I said she got straight up abandoned! Reminds me of when my dad left.
*Long silence*
Wiz: Okay then...Well Stealth elf found a forest monster In the forest who taught her ninja skills.
Boomstick: She has quite a lot of Ninja skills that she uses to take out a bald kid with a superiority complex.
Wiz: Her daggers are her main weapons and allow her to tear through enemies with ease, she also has astounding acrobatic abilities which she can use to hurdle herself through the air.
Boomstick: She can also teleport! Isn't that awesome?
Wiz: It would be, if it was teleportation.
Boomstick: What?
Wiz: Well, In the games it's shown that her "Poofing" is her turning invisible and even in the sources where she can "Teleport" she never explicitly says that she teleports, and is seen to still interact with her environment like opening and closing doors while invisible. Even still she has moved pretty fast while invisible and Her ninja skills don't stop here.
- Powers and abilities
- Wields daggers and minigun that shoots said daggers.
- Can turn Invisible.
- Is able to create short lived clones while invisible.
- Can create scarecrows in the place of the clones.
- Can shoot out poison spores.
- Can summon magical blades around herself.
- Can cause scarecrows to explode.
- Can turn into a green spirit Tiger.
- Can Regenerate health over time.
Boomstick: Uh, Wiz I'm reading the list here and are you sure this character is the correct character?
Wiz: I'm positive but I see why you think that, stealth elf has quite the arsenal of abilities. Such as creating short lived clones that can easily trick even her own friends.
Boomstick: She also has a goddamn minigun that shoots out daggers! I have never wanted something so bad in my life!
Wiz: Ironically It's not her greatest weapon, but she can create scarecrows in place of her clones and they can explode.
Boomstick: She can also blast out poisonous spores like some Ki attack, street fighter style.
Wiz: She can also Push around these massive turtles, which if we assume to be similar in weight to the largest turtle which makes sense for the turtle as it is larger than most Skylanders and as large as the giants. Which would make them weigh almost 5 tons!
Boomstick: Holy shit!, and she's pushing around these turtles around all the time!
Wiz: Despite all these strengths Stealth elf isn't invincible far from it in fact, She has been brain washed by the brain and is actually one of the least durable Skylanders. But even with these weaknesses Stealth elf will maintain the peace throughout skylands.
Nightcap[]
Wiz: Plants, They keep the earth green, oxygen in the air.
Boomstick: And they kill zombies!
Wiz: However not all zombie killing life is a plant, Sure most non-plants might seem like plants to most but technically they aren-
Boomstick: If it is a portable nuke I'm willing to use the goddamn mushroom, no questions asked!
Wiz: Sigh, Mushrooms in the world of Plants vs. Zombies are viewed as plants despite them not being plants.
Boomstick: Yeah, but while most either are really weak on their own or can only attack once there are a few that can do some pretty insane shit.
Wiz: These are the Nightcaps.
- Background
- Species: Mushroom
- Height: shorter than most plant heroes
- Female
Boomstick: Yeah this Mushroom is pretty stealthy, hey wait a minute!
Wiz: Correct, She is quite stealthy and the fastest of the plant heroes not to mention having the ability to double jump.
Boomstick: Wait, did you refer to them as a girl?
Wiz: well, uh yeah I did mainly because while nightcap's first appearance they were a male in their other two they are identified as a female, even if mushrooms normally have 36,000 genders.
Boomstick: Well someone's got to be the ninja waifu.
Wiz: um...okay well, Nightcap has an arsenal of ninja abilities that she uses to take out zombies.
- Powers and abilities
- Spore strike
- Casting shadows
- Fung Fu
- Shadow sneak
- More spore
- Whirlwind
- Storm front
- Mushboom
Wiz: Nightcap's abilities Include turning invisible with shadow sneak and casting shadows, and with casting shadows they can slow down their opponents.
Boomstick: They can use Fung Fu which they use to beat the crap out of zombies, and easily took out a group of imps attacking a peashooter.
Wiz: Nightcap can summon weak mushrooms with more spore but can increase their strength with storm front, Nightcap can also summon a whirlwind to knock enemies away However Nightcap's signature ability is the Mushboom.
Boomstick: The Mushboom is when Nightcap summons a fucking dragon to attack the zombies, once the dragon is finished attacking a single poison mushroom is left to attack.
Wiz: Even with all these skills Nightcap isn't perfect.
Boomstick: Despite being smarter than the zombies, they still have been beaten by them and have the durability of well a mushroom.
Wiz: Even so, This is one "Plant" that will keep the zombies off your lawn.
Interlude[]
Wiz: Alright the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all!
Boomstick: It's Time for a DEATH BATTLE!
Prefight[]
A floating upside-down castle would be seen as the camera would come closer then it would show a child with a marking on his head looking up at the sky.
"Listen here you poser master, I KAOS will take down your Skylanders one by one and I will take over skylands! however since I have a few more world conquering things to do..." He mutters to himself then shouts out "Even your best Sky-loser can't take down my strongest and most EVIL minion! Ahahahahahaha!" Suddenly a beam of light would drop down in front of Kaos when the light disappeared It revealed a green elf with daggers. "Oh..." Kaos says with a disappointed look on his face. "If it isn't miss "silent but deadly" Well I've got just the minion to deal with you!" as Kaos reaches into his pocket and pulls out a large seed before blasting it with Life magic.
Kaos Then says "Soon My minion will grow into an epic soldier of DOOM! and then nothing will stand between me and skylands Ahahahahahaha!" Suddenly a blast of green life magic washes over the entire castle and then a short, pink ninja mushroom is between Kaos and Stealth elf. Kaos then looks at the mushroom completely silent for a few seconds and then says "Bah! This Minion doesn't look evil at all! no matter however I'll command it to attack you and then your utter and complete DOOM! will be at hand. MINION! ATTACK!" Nightcap would get into a fighting pose but would throw a mushroom at Kaos knocking him off the castle "AHHH!" He yells as he falls. Then Nightcap turns and rushes at Stealth elf who dodges it by jumping over Nightcap. "Okay, It doesn't like taking orders but it is still attacking me great..." She says while in midair as she lands she says "Well any minion of Kaos has got to go!"
FIGHT!
Nightcap begins by throwing mushrooms at Stealth elf at a rapid pace but she is able to slice through them with ease. Night cap then runs around behind Stealth elf but is kicked back. Stealth elf then comments "You are one of the more skilled of Kaos' minions but I am the greater ninja." This angers Nightcap who runs at Stealth elf and uses her Fung Fu to rapidly attack Stealth elf from every angle before Stealth elf kicks her in the chest. As Nightcap flies into the sky she turns invisible and Stealth elf reacts by saying "wait, did they turn invisible?" just then multiple mushrooms come flying at Stealth elf as she slices through them a couple magical blades float around her and start slashing through the mushrooms.
Then Nightcap's invisibility runs out so she runs at Stealth elf still throwing mushrooms and punches Stealth elf in the gut. "Oof!" Stealth elf exclaims "You really aren't holding back are you? well then.." Stealth elf jumps up as a green helicopter is there for her to land on "Time for me to stop holding back." Stealth elf then begins using the machine gun on the copter to fire at Night cap who is looking around for a way to deal with this before then seeing bit and pieces of the castle floating with magic. She takes this chance to run at the copter but she is in point blank fire range of the gun. As the gun is about to fire Nightcap uses her casting shadows ability and traps the copter in a sphere of darkness, slowing it down. She then gets on the top of the copter and freezes it's blades with an iceberg lettuce. Just then she drops into the cockpit and hits stealth elf down just as the sphere disappears. "What?!" Stealth elf yells out in surprise when she sees Nightcap attacking her mercilessly, she tries to attack the mushroom with her daggers only for them to be knocked out of her hands. Now up against the door of the copter she says "Uh oh" before a view of the outside of the door is shown and Stealth elf is knocked out of the copter and falls down to her death.
Night cap then celebrates before she hears "You know you're in a falling helicopter right?" as green smoke puffs up and Stealth elf reappears right next to Nightcap and they fight inside the copter right as it crashes Through Kaos' castle, Now in flames and bits and parts of it breaking off. The two Ninjas continue to fight with stealth elf trying to slash at Night cap but being too focused on cutting the thrown mushrooms up. Before noticing her dagger cannon and goes for it. Night cap then attempts to uses casting shadows again only to be shot through the front view window of the copter. as she is shot through she is impaled by the dagger and pinned to the side of a mountain. Stealth elf notices that she's about to crash into a mountain and goes "Poof" in a puff of green smoke. Night cap is shown attempting to remove the dagger from her chest only to look up and see the green, burning helicopter falling right at her. A huge explosion is seen leaving a huge chunk of the mountain broken off and bit and pieces of the copter scattered around and burning. Stealth elf reappears and says "That wasn't silent, But was definitely deadly" She picks up Nightcaps burnt scarf and tosses it into a fire and disappears again.
K.O!
Results[]
Boomstick: Woah! Talk about stuck between a rock and a hard place huh?
Wiz: Indeed, this was an incredibly close matchup with them able to easily overpower the other with their abilities.
Boomstick: Yeah, While Stealth elf had regeneration it didn't matter if it only took one or two hits for her to go down.
Wiz: As for who was faster, Stealth elf was clearly way faster as she could run throughout the entire academy in only a few moments looking for strands of hair in order to make a beard.
Boomstick: And also Stealth elf didn't need to wait for her Stealth ability to recharge in order to sneak up on Nightcap.
Wiz: However Nightcap still had ways to stop Stealth elf in her tracks with casting shadows or to freeze her with an iceberg lettuce.
Boomstick: So they were pretty even, so how'd Stealth elf win?
Wiz: well Stealth elf was smarter meaning she could learn what Nightcap was doing before Nightcap could learn what she was doing.
Boomstick: what about the Mushboom dragon?
Wiz: well, we don't know much about the dragon's feats but in gameplay it can't take out a conehead so it's not too impressive.
Boomstick: huh, well Nightcap wasn't completely outclassed right?
Wiz: well, yeah but Stealth elf was just stronger, faster and smarter. And if you think about it Stealth elf is really just capable of everything Nightcap can do, but better.
Boomstick: Nightcap's circle of life came to an end when they came up against their mush-Doom!
Wiz: Ugh...That was worse than your other puns, The winner is Stealth elf.
Trivia[]
- The connections between these characters are that they are stealthy ninjas that protect nature with the ability to turn invisible and technically not being plant based unlike the rest of their team.
- If this were a fight it would be 3D
- If there was an OST it would be called "Nature Ninjas"