| Starfy Vs. Spongebob Squarepants
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| Season | 1 |
| Season Episode | 5 |
| Written by | ThunderStar20 |
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Starfy Vs. SpongeBob SquarePants is a battle from ThunderStar20. It features Starfy from the Legendary Starfy series, and SpongeBob SquarePants from the eponymous cartoon.
Description[]
Nintendo Vs. Nickelodeon! Two underwater yellow creatures that are practically childish to an extreme are ready for battle! Will Starfy spin his way to win or will SpongeBob cook up an absorbant victory?
Interlude[]
Metroid: Starfy, the Legendary Prince of Pufftop.
Thunder: And SpongeBob SquarePants, the Optimistic Fry Cook of Bikini Bottom!
Metroid: Both of these underwater childish heroes may be dimwitted, but when both are forced into drastic situations, they always show they have the potential to be a true hero.
Thunder: He's Metroid and I'm Thunder!
Metroid: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.
Starfy Star Spins into DEATH BATTLE![]
Metroid: A couple of years ago, an evil genie known as Ogura terrorized the kingdom of Pufftop. His mischief, coupled with his powers, led to him causing trouble for many. It seemed the kingdom was doomed to him.
Thunder: Wait...he's a GENIE? Thought he was like a slug or eel with toothpaste for hair.
Metroid: Luckily hope was not lost. Two heroes stood up to Ogura, Lobber and Papa Star. And Papa was actually going to become the king of Pufftop.
Thunder: And after one intense fight, Ogura was defeated, and sealed away in a jar! That part's important. Trust us. So peace came to Pufftop.
Metroid: With Ogura sealed, Papa Star was able to rule normally, and even married a female star named Mama Star....okay, why do they have these names?
Thunder: Well it definitely fits now, because after getting into bed, making it bounce, and probably saying some REALLY weird sentences....Starfy was born!
BACKGROUND
Alises: Starf, Starlock, Stafy
Age: 7
Prince of the Pufftop Kingdom
Hobbies: Playing pretend transformations and collecting sunglasses
Neither Star nor Starfish
Metroid: Being heir to the throne and borned during the more peaceful years of Pufftop, Starfy never really had much to worry about. Until one day, his clumsy attitude caused him to drop the very same jar Ogura was sealed away in.
Thunder: Right after that, a thunderstorm happened and Starfy fell off the Kingdom in the Clouds and fell into the ocean! Luckily for Starfy, a wise old lobster named Old Man Lobber showed up and saved him.
Metroid: Although Starfy is your average 7 year old child, he managed to learn some techniques to make his trip back home a safe one, such as the Star Spin, where he spins with enough force to inflict damage.
Thunder: And he can even use better versions, like the Mighty Star Spin, but the ULTRA Star Spin makes Starfy basically becomes underwater drill! I'm REALLY emphasizing underwater, because he can't use the upgraded ones on land.
Metroid: He can also become dizzy if he overdoes his spin techniques. Luckily for him, he has the Shooting Star attack to plummet down like meteor for damage.
Thunder: He can even ignore the laws of physics and use the ninja technique of the Air Jump to jump in thin air, and can even glide to reach faraway areas! He can also somehow hurt ghosts and spirits...
Metroid: And, having become a hero overtime, Starfy had to grow strong. He's capable of shattering rocks with his basic spins, but he has also fought robots and even a copy of himself.
Thunder: But he doesn't stop their, this kid was also able to defeat Ogura, who engulfed an entire ocean in the strongest storm known to man! That at least could cause some Country Level stuff.
Metroid: That isn't even Ogura's best feat. During TWO different battles, Ogura creates a white flash, leaving them in a black void with many, MANY stars. Upon Ogura's, the place collapses and are back in the original area, implying Ogura created all those stars and possibly a different dimension. This should be about...4*5.693e41*(1.894e19/695510000)^2 = 1.688e63 joules, enough to be considered a Multi Solar System feat.
Thunder: Damn, the kid is jacked. And considering he can even get his ass kicked by the Toothpaste Mascot, this should go for durability too.
Metroid: He's also pretty fast. He can swim faster than sharks and even avoid and outswims lasers.
Thunder: Starfy even has multiple vehicles, like the balloon, which can help him fly on land and even has jet boosters to go faster! He even has a Drill Mole to drill through the ground...and possibly even people.
Metroid: The Catfish Boat and Sukebon allow Starfy to go above Poison Waters and Lava without injury, with Sukebon even being able to fly, and the Magic Set turns Starfy into a wizard, with a flying broom, homing magic projectiles and even being able to turn invisible.
Thunder: Starfy's also got a Kigurumi, which come in different forms, like bear, koala, crocodile, sheep and pig. But they all have the same ability, they can scare things with a terrifying face, and are so heavy they make the area shake by even the slighest drop!
Metroid: Starfy has the Hopping Pogo Stick, with a hover jet at the bottom for extra air time, and ride a Pakara, which is...a horse.
Thunder: He even has a submarine that can light up areas, but also seems to have infinite missiles. Talk about heavy firepower.
Metroid: With all this in mind, Starfy constantly thrawthed Ogura and and other villains on multiple occasions. However, he discovered something no one else did....Ogura wasn't evil after all.
Thunder: Yeah, this giant weird goop guy named Evil (REAL creative name, bud) was actually forcing him to do all this shit. So him and his best friend and sister took him out with the help of Ogura, who ALSO died in a act of redemption. Man...Nintendo really is making us cry for a Colgate Mascot huh?
Metroid: But despite the villain of the story being deceased, Starfy still wasn't done with hero work.
Thunder: Yeah, like how he fought Dejeel, who was being empowered by the moon! Speaking of moons, Starfy once pushed the moon into a Mashtooth, a Space Pirate who had inhaled all the power of the Bunnerans, space bunny who have powers and can transform!
Metroid: Upon impact, Mashtooth was COMPLETELY DESTROYED. With this in mind, 1,737 * 292/3 = 169,068 km blast radius. Around 3 quarters of a second; 169,068 km / 0.90 = 187,853.333333 km/s or 187,853,333.333 m/s. (0.5) * (7.35 x 10^22) * (187,853,333.333)^2 = 1.2968662 * 10^39 joules or 309.958448979 Ninatons of TNT. That's a Dwarf Star Level feat.
Thunder: Geez, he killed that pirate guy?! I thought Kirby was the only cutesy killer from Nintendo.
Metroid: Starfy even got more vehicles from theses events. The Kelkie vehicle is a seahore who does a powerful uppercut styled strike, and the Angler Fish lets him see dark areas with it's light.
Thunder: The Kigurumi even have new forms, a Pig and a Octopus! Not only do they scare, but also give throw pork cutlets or octopus balls! ...Get your human mind outta the gutter.
Metroid: But his most powerful vehicle of all is the Propeller Bit, it grants flight, infinite carrot missiles, and unlike other vehicles, this one not only took down a boss, but can take more hits than the others.
Thunder: Wait, we haven't talked about the spells he knows, which require some special pearls or multiple enemies to pull off, like Monamu Heal, which slowly heals any damage the kid took overtime, and the Magical Coin, which can turn enemies into pearls...or poop. Seriously. It can turn you into shit.
Metroid: Lastly, his Powerful Spin spell has him spin his best friend Moe, making them both fly in whatever direction they were going in, at the cost of being immensely dizzy afterwards.
Thunder: You guys all know Moe, right? The wise cracking clam with a temper who has a really...sad backstory...dammit, now I'm feeling sad for a clam...
Metroid: Starfy may be childish, forgetful and clumsy, but he truly shines as a hero. Even if afraid, the young prince always pushes onwards, saving the world time and time again. He is, without a doubt, perfect to become Pufftop's Future King.
SpongeBob is ready for DEATH BATTLE![]
Metroid: If one were to head to underwater town of Bikini Bottom, one thing you would be hearing talk about is of the Krusty Krab.
Thunder: Home to a burger so good it ended a war, the Krabby Patty! It's no secret this was key to the resturant's success.
Metroid: But who cooks them, you ask? He may be immature, silly, childish, but his heart goes into his work while loving every last bit of it; SpongeBob SquarePants.
BACKGROUND
Height: 4 inches
Weight: 1 ounce
Occupation: Fry Cook; Manager
Owner of a Blacker Belt in Karate
Has failed his Boating School Exam over 1,000,00 times
Expert Jellyfish Hunter
Thunder: SpongeBob wasn't like most kids. The guy always wanted to be a fry cook as his dream occupation. So later in his adult years, when the Krusty Krab was hiring, he attempted to join.
Metroid: Thing is, Squidward Tentacles didn't want him along, so he convinced owner Mr. Krabs that SpongeBob was unfit for the job.
Thunder: So they sent him a wild goose chase, and karma bit them in the ass when Anchovies showed up and wrecked the place. Luckily, SpongeBob came back and served up quite the feast, earning him a spot in the Krusty Crew!
Metroid: SpongeBob's job may be mundane, but his life isn't. After all, the evil genius Plankton always wishes to steal the Krabby Patty formula.
Thunder: Despite the first episode making it seem like he can't lift for the life of him, SpongeBob can rotate the entire planet with a wrench, and can pull anchors with ease!
Metroid: He can match Squidward in strength, and Squidward can drag entire Pirate Ships and even lift his house, which is a Easter Island Head, which weight 14 tons.
Thunder: SpongeBob can absorb enough water to become a replacement for the moon, and hell he once made a burp that expanded over the moon, which would be about 276 exatons!
Metroid: He should also be MUCH MORE superior than Pearl, as she was capable of shattering Sandy's treedome, which withstood the entire ocean being sucked into it. This should be similar to SpongeBob's Reef Blower, which did the same thing, resulting in 22 Yottatons.
Thunder: But if we're gonna talk durability, SpongeBob survives nukes calculated at 825 Megatons! Yeah, this Sponge can survive a mountain busting bomb.
Metroid: He can also can take absorbing Goo Lagoon,and even shrugged off Patrick freezing the entire planet solid with a brain freeze.
Thunder: And this guy runs....pretty damn fast. I mean he keeps pace with Patrick, who ran from the ocean floor and to the sun in 11 seconds! That's 47,808,000,000 miles per hour, or around 71 times the speed of light for you uneducated folk out there.
Metroid: SpongeBob has dodged lasers on numerous occasions, and even outran and outmanuvered the Atlantians, who were able to carry a million year old bubble billions of lightyears by hand. He can even catch his own reflection offguard.
Thunder: What's so impressive about that?
Metroid: Mirrors reflect light, which means SpongeBob looked into a mirror before the light photons being reflected could reach his eyes.
Thunder: That's ridiculous. This dimwitted sponge can do all that?!
Metroid: Surprisingly, he's smarter than you'd be led to believe. He once built a functioning rocket ship out of boat parts, and can even create on the spot plans to get out of a problem in a pinch, such as when uses people's weaknesses against them.
Thunder: But being a cartoon character means SpongeBob has Toon Force! Like the family we had last episode, this lets SpongeBob alter reality when it can make people laugh.
Metroid: SpongeBob is pratically unkillable, as he has been turned into dust, mist, a puddle, and has been split apart, decapitated and dismembered, blown to bits, shattered like glass, and even reduced to a skeleton, but was just fine not long after. He even regenrated from having no body left, so he'd need to have his ghost destroyed to keep him down for good.
Thunder: Being a sponge means SquarePants can even absorb liquids or other objects into his body, and release them like cannon fire, like snowballs or water! Hell, SpongeBob does stiff that can make a real sponge jealous, like making clones of himself, stretching his limbs, camoflauge, and even creating extra limbs.
Metroid: His eyes have even been used as weaponry, and squeeze into tight space or manipulate his size. However, SpongeBob excels at shapeshifting, being able to morph into people or even expand his muscle mass.
Thunder: He can also fly by either inflating his pants, using bubbles, or just inhaling air/water. Oh, and I doubt many can outskill him, because SpongeBob can whoop Sandy, who was trained by a BLACKER BELT. Y'know, something higher than a Black Belt.
Metroid: SpongeBob's stamina is crazy. He survived in wilderness without food or water for over a year, worked a 43 day shift with no breaks, stood still for four days, and partook in a six month journey with no rest. And somehow, SpongeBob can use a bubble transition to get to a place he needs to be.
Thunder: And if you anger him enough, he can MAKE EXPLOSIONS FROM RAGE ALONE. Nicole Watterson, take notes!
Metroid: SpongeBob can read minds and transmit his own thoughts to others, and even has immense willpower, being able to fight against mind control. Even when his brain was going to forcefully give him one via being put into a robot, SpongeBob still refused.
Thunder: SpongeBob can even transmutate people! He turned a fire-resistant suit into Pretty Patties, and used a wand to turn Patrick into mayonaise. He can even freeze you by using a cool persona, and one time, the transmutation REALLY kicked in when he somehow unraveled the galaxy by pulling a string on Squidward's shirt...this dude is weird.
Metroid: SpongeBob can break into a song, reach surprisingly can affect people around him. He evsn can manipulate sand in order to make tanks, explosives, castles, a literal army, jet planes and even a mech, all which act the same as they usually would with the real deal.
Thunder: Hell his THOUGHTS can freak out the Flying Dutchman, I wouldn't recommend mind reading him. Hell his own LAUGHTER hurts ghosts! It can even drive people nuts!
Metroid: Now onto weaponry; SpongeBob's spatula is surprisingly able to be used for combat, as he actually won a sword battle against a pirate with it. It can cut through metal, and is hydrodynamic with port and starboard attachments, with a turbo drive.
Thunder: He's also got Ol' Reliable, a Jellyfishing net. Could be used for blunt force...or catching enemies!
Metroid: Another thing to note is SpongeBob's...bubbles. They can be used as bombs, burn people's eyes, create more enemies, and even take opponents away from the battlefield. It can evrn contain female sperm whales, which can weight up to 31,000 lbs.
Thunder: Blaster Burgers are...well, burgers that explode like bombs. But the biggest thing he has is the Magic Pencil, a pencil that 3can draw anything Spongey wants to life, whether more armies, weaponry, and even portals.
Metroid: It can even erase people from existence with it's eraser, and when SpongeBob was a victim of that, he couldn't regenerate his lost body parts until he drew them back on, likely meaning it negates regeneration abilities.
Thunder: HOLY SHIT. And that's not even getting to his transformation into a Rock n Roll Wizard! With this, he has a rockin' guitar that can shoot laser that destroy metal!
Metroid: With all this, SpongeBob has not only saved the Krusty Krab, but the entirety of Bikini Bottom and even the whole world. He's far more than a silly goofball who has a basic life.
Thunder: He may be cowardly, but don't mess with this patty flippin' karate master!
SpongeBob: And so...if a sacrifice is what is needed to restore Bikini Bottom to it's former glory, then I am willing to take one for the team!
Prelude[]
Metroid: Alright, the combatants are set, and we've run the data through all possiblities.
Thunder: It's time for a Death Battle!
Pre-Fight[]
Jellyfish Fields was beaming with life as various Jellyfish buzzed about. The sun shining to the ocean floor, all was well...
"Go get it, Pat!"
At least until the two goofballs, SpongeBob and Patrick were chasing an elusive jellyfish about. This one was special; it was rainbow colored and had the capablity to grow in size.
"Don't worry SpongeBob, I got it!" Patrick proclaimed, leaping to catch it...just to miss entirely and fall into a nearby chasm.
Worried for his friend, SpongeBob rushed over to call for him. "HEY PATRICK, ARE YOU OKAY DOWN THERE?"
After some silence, Patrick finally replied. "DON'T WORRY BUDDY, I'M FINE! GO GET THAT JELLYFISH!" With a comically serious salute, SpongeBob took off after it.
"I won't let you down, Patrick!"
SpongeBob began to chase the Jellyfish, determined to the highest. He traversed volcanic structures, deep sea caves, snowy oceans...and even the moon, somehow, in a attempt to chase the jellyfish.
During this, SpongeBob failed to noticed he entered a place called Gluglug Lagoon. With all the fish being much larger, the jellyfish quickly did it's quirk of growing in size.
"Oh, right! This place is huge. Let's size up!" SpongeBob then grew to a bigger size, leaping after it happily.
Meanwhile, futher down the lagoon, was none other than Starfy. He was joined by his best friend, Moe, who didn't seem too happy."
"So why'd ya bring with ya, Starf? I get you like meeting up with your friends, but why bring me along?"
Starfy turned to his friend, and told him that he was sure that some of his friends missed Moe as well. The clam stared quietly...
Then bluntly responded "Starf, half of them mock me! Do you actually think-- GAH!!"
The jellyfish SpongeBob was chasing zapped Moe because he got too close without realizing. Angered, Moe threw a rock at it....just to get bombarded with zaps.
"AH! Starf-- OW! Help-- ACK!" Starfy swam towards Moe, noticing his friend's plight, as SpongeBob came in....
Just in time to see Starfy perform a Star Spin to send the Jellyfish towards a Goblup that happened to swallow it.
"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!"
Both Starfy and Moe turned to see a horrified SpongeBob, running up to the two. "How could you harm that poor, precious jellyfish?!"
"POOR?! That runt was stinging me like crazy! How is that poor and precious!" Moe ranted. "If you ask me, it had it comin'!"
(Lost City of Atlantis - Nickelodeon Kart Racers 2: Grand Prix)
"Well, I believe someone needs to be taught a lesson!" SpongeBob said, as Starfy jumped in front of his friend, ready to defend him.
This was gonna get chaotic.
Fight[]
SpongeBob began, pulling out his bubble wand and blowing a torrent of bubbles at the young prince. Eyes widening, Starfy quickly swam up to avoid the attack, which surprised SpongeBob.
"You can fly?!" The sponge questioned in shock, with Moe noticing this and raising an eyebrow. "He's SWIMMING, you idiot! You should know that!"
"But he's not in goo, he's just in water!" SpongeBob's words just confused Moe further. "THAT'S HOW SWIMMING WORKS!"
Starfy swam down, performing a Star Spin to whack SpongeBob back, but merely got his body twisted. This however, was undone pretty fast, as SpongeBob immediately unraveled himself, hitting Starfy along the way.
"Alright, time to show some KA-RA-TAY!" SpongeBob retreated into his pants and pulled it some foam gloves.
"Kara-what?" Moe questioned, before SpongeBob did hard hitting karate chop, making Starfy bounce off the ground before a spin kick send him flying. Starfy quickly regained his sense, before swimming forth to continue the fight.
If he weren't immediately grabbed by SpongeBob, who happened to stretch his hand to grab the kod, before tossing him into the distance
"That oughta do it." SpongeBob dusted his hands, before hearing something from behind. He turned around...
And happened shocked the Sponge; Starfy was riding Kelkie, who uppercutted the SpongeBob into the air, and swam after him.
SpongeBob noticed the attack coming, thus pulled out something close to him; Spat! The Spatula was spun, before the Sponge flew at Kelkie, smacking her away as he then aimed for Starfy...
Just to get caught by a Star Spin strike that made him spin out. The young hero did two more, before doing a hard punch to hit SpongeBob down. Taking advantage, Starfy did the Ultra Star Spin...and ripped through SpongeBob's body.
"Whoa, a little much, dontcha think?" Moe questioned as Starfy shrugged...before they saw, much to their shock; SpongeBob regrow his face!
"That hurt..." SpongeBob mumbled, as Starfy stared, ³S at the fact his opponent can heal himself! Moe was even worried. "Uh...Starf? This ain't gonna be easy..."
SpongeBob gave a cheeky smile as he blow another bubble. The bubble actually caught Starfy amiss his shock, trapping him inside.
"What the--HEY, LET THE KID OUT!" Moe yelled...unaware the bubble was a bubble bomb.
KABOOM!!
Both Starfy and Moe were sent dozens of meters away, with Starfy taking the most damage. Staggering to get up, Starfy grunted as he got up, and used Monamu Heal, a small nurse appearing and using a fluid to heal the hero...
As a shadow suddenly loomed over them. "...Do I even wanna know...?" Moe fearfully muttered, as they turned to see a giant fortress made of sand. And on the top? SpongeBob himself.
The doors to the fortress opened...and out came an army of warriors made of sand! "WHAT'S WITH THIS GUY?!" Moe cried.
Starfy was worried at first, but put on a brave face as he got ready to take them on. Various Star Spins came from all over, as Starfy kept taking out solider after solider....
Sadly, he overdid it, and he grew dizzy from the constant spinning. And as he was, something ELSE landed in front of him.
SpongeBob got in a sand tank. Aiming the sandy cannon down, he blasted Starfy in the face, sending him flying...into a oh-so convienent submarine. The kid smiled, and began to pilot the vehicle.
With Starfy firing missiles, SpongeBob quickly drove the tank about to avoid being blown up. "HAH! YOU GOT THIS IN THE BAG, STARF!"
Now no longer trying to dodge, SpongeBob aimed the tank's cannon as Starfy's came closer. "FIRE IN THE HOLE!" SpongeBob yelled, as he shot a massive blast, with Starfy firing a barrage of missiles...
KAAAA-BOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!
A massive explosion occurred, extending out of the ocean...and sending SpongeBob, Starfy, and Moe flying into the distance.
"TARTUR SAUCEEEEE!!"
"FIIIIIIII!!"
"WHY ME?!!"
The explosion sent the three away from Gluglug Lagoon, soaring over Hotcha Springs, and ultimately making a landing in Chillydip Cove.
Starfy rubbed his head, as Moe got up, shivering. SpongeBob, however, in a giant bundle of snow.
"Brrr....I-It's s-so c-c-cold...can we just get outta here, Starf?"
SpongeBob popped out of the snow...notably more swelled up. "SNOWBALL FIGGGGGHT!" He suddenly shot rapid fire snowballs at the two.
Moe screamed as he rushed to hide, with Starfy trying to endure the snowy barrage...until he jump, and jumped again in the air, gliding over to the Sponge who was too focused on firing foward.
Once he was in position, Starfy pulles off the Shooting Star, hitting SpongeBob and smashing through the ice below them, landing into the icy waters.
When Starfy got up, he saw SpongeBob was split in half...but still alive. In fact the two halfs grew into another SpongeBob!
And then another one appeared. And another. And yet another. Soon he was surrounded by ALL sides by SpongeBob clones!
"WE'RE READY!" All of them said, as the main SpongeBob spoke. "Let's bring him around town!"
Starfy was dogpiled by the SpongeBob Army caught in a massive fight cloud as he screamed in fear and pain from the beatdown he was currently recieving.
Luckily he had a trump card, as suddenly a coin appeared above the cloud...the Magical Coin!
It spun, landing on the Star Symbol. With this, all the SpongeBobs in the horde abruptly turned into pearls, allowing Starfy to get away, with some bruises.
His relief was replaced by a stinging pain, yelping as he was suddenly hit by soap bubbles. In the eyes, no less! Turns out one of the SpongeBobs wasn't apart of the fight, and was on the side making a muscular bubble allies.
"Come on, let's get ready for some serious aft-kicking here!" SpongeBob declared. Moe, who happened to jump down, responded with "It's not aft, it's--AAAGGGH!"
The bubble army was like a stampede, with Moe being ran over comically. Starfy continued to pop them, but was left wide open to being caught by Ol' Reliable.
"Ha! Gotcha! Now to bring you to--" SpongeBob's words were cut off when Starfy suddeny swam up, making SpongeBob yelp as he dragged up to the surface.
SpongeBob looked up and was...smacked in the face by a Pork Cutlet. Starfy had entered Kigurumi, and smiling, beliving he had this down to pat.
"Time for me to..." SpongeBob pulled out his spatula again, "Flip you out! Get it?" He started laughing, which actually seemed to hurt the poor kid's eyes.
So the Kigurumi suddenly made a roar with an ENRAGED expression. SpongeBob's laughter stopped, and was replaced by him screaming as he made a run for it.
But Starfy wasn't about to let him run, and jumped to make an earthquake, making the sponge slip comically. He winced, and looked to see the Kigurumi about to attack...and something else.
"Oh, a loose thread!" Tugging at it, the Kigurumi panicked as it began to unravel. Starfy quickly jumped out, and kicked SpongeBob in back.
Notably, some cracking noises were heard. Confused, SpongeBob reached into his pockets...and saw that Spat and Ol' Realible were broken into pieces.
Starfy, seeing his foe now distracted, charged...just to get a kick to the face. Rubbing his cheek, the kid looked over...and saw SpongeBob was red...literally.
"ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT, NO MORE MR. NICE SPONGE!"
The sheer power of SpongeBob's rage was enough to make an explosion, Starfy send flying once more. Luckily, he happened to land on the Propeller Bit; his strongest vehicle.
Meanwhile, SpongeBob was drawing a Pop Gun on the ground, with the Magic Pencil. Picking it up, SpongeBob looked up to see Carrot Missiles being shot down.
"Steady...steady...!" SpongeBob soon got the pop gun shot, trapping Starfy in a net that fell. But he wasn't as trapped as SpongeBob thought...
As he activated the Powerful Spin ability, spinning with Moe in his hands. "WOO! We haven't done this in a bit! Let's wallop this punk!"
Seeing the duo come closer, SpongeBob stuck his tounge out as he waited for them to get closer, the pencil now spun around that he was holding eraser portion. And two were close...
He swiped.
The Powerful Spin suddenly dropped, Starfy hit that floor, a-ok...but noticed Moe laying down. Concerned, Starfy rushed over...
And gasped in horror when he saw that...there was no Moe. No eyes...nothing...
Was his best friend...gone...?
"Oops, I didn't mean to do that." SpongeBob commented worriedly. He went on over to young prince, still willing to continue the brawl!
What he didn't expect, was Starfy to suddenly be covered in an aura of power, and faced him with a expression that showed pure rage.
"Uh oh..."
(The Legendary Starfy - Final Boss Remix)
Starfy suddenly charged, ramming SpongeBob, and rose into the air while still carrying him, and soon enough, they reached outer space. The Sponge soon enough, managed to kick Starfy off him.
It was last stretch. Starfy swam over to drill through SpongeBob, but the absorant yellow hero did a hard punch, before rapidly karate chopping him.
Starfy whined, eventually deciding to perform a normal Star Spin while grabbing onto SpongeBob, spinning more and more...then let go, sending the Sponge far away. Starfy was panting heavily...but happy he won.
At least until he heard yet another explosion. At least he wasn't in the epicenter this time...
And then suddenly he was struck by a laser. Staggered, he looked up to see SpongeBob in a wizard robe, and a electric guitar.
"I think it's about time I chew bubblegum and BLOW!" SpongeBob proclaimed, before firing lasers all towards Starfy.
Starfy swan through space, avoiding the laser with ease, as he came close, punching the sponge in the face as a bigger laser hit him. This sent SpongeBob colliding with a random asteroid, and Starfy hitting the moon itself.
SpongeBob got up, dizzy, before shaking his own head to stop the dizziness...as a giant shadow loomed over him. Turning around, SpongeBob's eyes shrunk.
Starfy was pushing the moon towards the aestroid was on.
"Oh barnacles...."
The moment the moon made contact, the aestroid, and by extension SpongeBob himself, was utterly OBLITERATED, leaving no traces of him behind.
Now utterly exhausted, Starfy fell all the way back to Earth, looking towards Moe's empty shell...and the Magic Pencil nearby. Recalling what his now deceased foe did, Starfy attempted to draw Moe's body...
It worked.
"W-What's happening?! I saw that pencil and--" Moe was cut off when Starfy suddenly pulled him into a hug.
"Sheesh...you got worried huh?" Moe asked, with slight snark to his tone, unaware he was momentarily gone.
"Awww...it's like me and Squidward!" Starfy's eyes shrunk as he turned to see SpongeBob...as a ghost.
"WAUGH! A GHOST!" Moe ran off, as SpongeBob's soul continued to talk. "It was a little rude when you--"
Starfy perform a Star Spin to make the soul pop, permanently putting SpongeBob down. With that, Starfy had one last thing to do.
Results[]
Thunder: Wait...if SpongeBob got his soul destroyed...does that mean he doesn't get to go to the afterlife?
Metroid: We'll discuss that later. SpongeBob's regenerative abilites would give Starfy some trouble...at first. And with his Toon Force and Pencil, this meant Starfy could have been easily killed if he let his guard down.
Thunder: And since SpongeBob actually has karate training, Starfy was facing an enemy who had way better skill than him. But the kid still had the edge to take victory!
Metroid: SpongeBob was definitely the faster one, considering Patrick running to the sun in 11 seconds was vastly greater than Starfy avoiding lasers, but Starfy was tough enough to take almost anything SpongeBob could dish out.
Thunder: This is a kid that can take blows from Ogura's magical abilities. Remember, Ogura created a dimension with thousands of stars, which is around Multi Solar System Level. Sure, SpongeBob can spin the earth around or shatter Sandy's dome, which can hold the entire ocean, but that's way weaker.
Metroid: Starfy even had manuverabilty down, and we don't mean like how Dig Dug beat Bomberman. In water or in deep space, Starfy could swim around freely while SpongeBob was stuck on ground level. Yes, SpongeBob does some ways to achieve flight, but Starfy had a more easier and reliable way of doing it.
Thunder: Some of the hax...surprisingly wouldn't work! Like transmutating Starfy. For instance, to unravel the universe, SpongeBob needs a thread to pull, but Starfy ain't got no clothes! Turn him into mayo? He used a wand for that.
Metroid: While SpongeBob DOES have weapons that can kill Starfy, like the pencil's eraser, he most likely wouldn't resort to it immediately. SpongeBob's main tactic with it is to draw items or creatures, so he'd likely resort to that first.
Thunder: Sure, Starfy may not be able to build rocketships outta boat parts, but SpongeBob was fighting a guy who had bigger arsenal and has been on more adventures. Sure, Spongey has a crapton of episodes, but most of them is his daily life without much fighting aside from slapstick.
Metroid: But the biggest question was whether Starfy had a way to keep SpongeBob down for good. And the answer is...yes!
Thunder: SpongeBob me boy may have Low Godly Regen, which means he can regenerate from absolutely nothing, but keep in mind, you can still kill them by destroying the soul!
Metroid: And Starfy had ALL the possibilites on doing so, as he defeated many ghostly and spiritual enemies. Ultimately, while SpongeBob's greater speed, Toon Force, skill and intellgence made him push Starfy to the limit, the Pufftop Prince's strength, durability, experience, weaponry and manuverability meant more times than not, the victory was his.
Thunder: You may say SpongeBob losing is a load of bullcrab, but you'll eventually sea why we came to this result!
Metroid: The Winner is Starfy.
Starfy (Winner):
+Stronger
+More Durable
+More Experienced
+Has more manuverabilty when in water and space
+Has a way to bypass SpongeBob's regen
+A bigger arsenal
-Slower
-Toon Force hax is troublesome, especially the regen
-Not as skilled
-Not as intelligent
-The Magic Pencil's eraser can kill him easily...
+If SpongeBob resorted to it immediately that is
SpongeBob SquarePants (Loser):
+Faster
+Toon Force Hax would be hard for Starfy to counter
+More Skilled
+Smarter
+Pencil could take care of the job...
-But he'd likely draw weapons or minions at first
-Weaker
-Surprisingly not as tough
-Less Experience
-Stuck on ground for the most part
-Can get his soul destroyed
-Less weaponry on hand
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