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Squidward vs Toad

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SpongeBob vs SMG4. It's grumpy squid-er, octopus vs grumpy mushroom-thingy.

Intro[]

Twilight Sparkle: Anger. It is an emotion fuel pure haterade, often cause by, well, annoying people.

Rainbow Dash: Squidward Tentacles, the octopus of Bikini Bottom.

Twi: And Toad, the mushroom creature from SMG4.

RD: She's Twilight and I'm Rainbow Dash!

Twi: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skill to find out who would win... a Death Battle.

Squidward Tentacles plays his clarinet (Badly) in Death Battle[]

Twi: Bikini Bottom, a wonderful town filled with fascinating creatures. So peaceful, you wish want to live here.

RD: But you wouldn't want to live in between a pineapple and a rock. Just ask Squidward.

Squidward: Too bad that didn't kill me.

Background[]

  • Full name: Squidward Joseph Quincy Tentacles
  • Age: Over 2000 years
  • Occupation: Cashier and sometimes Fry cook
  • Residence: 122 Conch Street, Bikini Bottom, Pacific Ocean
  • The guardian of SpongeBob SquarePants and has the power of Red Mist when he dies... NAH! ;D

Twi: Squidward is an octopus, YES, an OCTOPUS, it's confrimed, that works at the Krusty Krab. While it does seem he doesn't seem he to do much, and frankly, that's true, he proved he is a force to be reckon with.

RD: Yeah, this do all sort of stuff. One time he was able to he was able to drag a flaming boat that was chain to his back.

Twi: That's not all. He participate in Super Brawl Universe, where is a unique character.

RD: He starts his 3 hit jab with a back hand slap, then a one spin slap with tentacles, then lastly a kick with his three bottom tentacles.

Twi: His medium attack has him kick with all 4 of his legs and his unblockable heavy attack has do an uppercut.

RD: Better watch out Street Fighter.

Twi: He can block attack by swinging his arm in front of him that's lowers damage that enemies deal, for some reason, and his super attack has blow into his clarinet that greatly damages his foes.

RD: Woah. I know he can play horrible on the clarinet, but who knew?

Twi: Everyone in Bikini Bottom.

Toad avoids Mario and his crazy girlfriend in Death Battle[]


Pre Fight[]

(A random beach)

Note: This takes 5 months after SpongeBob SquarePants vs Fishy Boopkins. Spoilers ahead.

It was a bright sunny day at the beach. Cartoon characters from all the cartoons you watch as a kid. Everyone was happy... except Squidward. 5 months ago, Squidward showed up late at the Krusty Krab, only to find it blown up and SpongeBob missing. He usually doesn't care about SpongeBob, but after a month withut his laughter and his annoyance, he gotten crazy. So, he began to write down song dedicated to his spongey neighbor. When he arrived at the beach, he took out his clarinet and music and began to play. But the problem? He play terrible. Toad, the one SMG4, was sitting in a beach chair with sunglasses, trying to get a sexy tan, heard the horrible music. While the others covered their ears, Toad, absolutely pissed, walked up to the octopus.

Toad: Hey b*tch! Will you shut up?! I am trying to get a sexy tan!

Squidward stop playing his clarinet (thank Celestia) and looked at mushroom, angerly.

Squidward: For your information, I have written song to my missing neighbor. So, will you please go away?

Toad: NO! This is my time to leave the castle and that r*tarded fatso! By the way, YOUR MUSIC SUCKS *SS!

Squidward: Why you little!

But before Squidward could grab the Toad's neck (if he even had one), Bubbles, in her swim suit, flies in between them in hopes of stopping a fight.

Bubbles: Look, this is supose to be a day of fun. Can you two please stop arguing

Squidward & Toad: Fine.

Squidward: Now if you excuse me.

Squidward began to plays his clarinet again. But after LITERALLY one note, Squidward was fell face first into the sand by a rock that was thrown at him by Toad.

Toad: Stop it! Nobody wants to listen to your music!

Squidward got up, very angry, grabbed Jenny Wakeman/XJ-9 and throw her at Toad.

Jenny: What the?! Hey! AAAHHH!

Jenny end up crashing into Toad, making him go rag doll. They crash into a palm tree that was holding one of the ends of Garfield's hammock, waking him up.

Garfield: Huh? What's going on?

Toad jumped up and looked at the Krusty Krabs' cashier with an angry expression.

Toad: YOU SON OF A B*TCH!

Squidward into his combat position as everyone seeing the conflict know what's gonna happen...

Fight[]


Results[]


Connections[]

  • Squidward and Toad are both grumpy characters who are often annoyed by the main characters (SpongeBob and Mario respectively).
  • Oddly enough, Toad's personality is inspired by Squidward.
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