Squidward's House vs Monster House is the tenth What-If? Death Battle by GoCommitDi, featuring Squidward's House from SpongeBob SquarePants, and Monster House from the titular animated film in a battle between sentient houses from kids' animation that creep out the main characters and have terrorized their towns.
Description[]
If I can do Gon Freecss vs Johnny Test, then I have every right to do this. Anyway, uhhh...two sentient houses with aggressive mindsets are finally going to clash, but only one will "house" the victory.
Intro[]
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7w-_F_VgMY plays, until there is a record scratch)
Boomstick: Wait a minute, what the hell is this? Have we really sunk low enough to make HOUSES fight each other?! We've already done Gon Freecss vs Johnny Test - there's no need for more fights like this!
("Wiz & Boomstick" continues playing)
Wiz: Well, Boomstick, we can't complain. Bosses orders. Plus, we're getting paid, aren't we?
Boomstick: Wait, we have salaries?
Wiz: Let's just cut to the chase.
Boomstick: Houses are important for living, as it gives you a roof over your head and all that other corny preachy stuff. But sometimes, they might just get fed up with people.
Wiz: That would be the case with Squidward's House, the Moai statue where Bikini Bottom's local grump, Squidward Tentacles, lives...
Boomstick: ...and Monster House, the spirit of Constance Nebbercracker, an old woman who worked at a circus freak show and rightfully hated children. He's Wiz, and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to figure out who would win...a Death Battle. (sighs) God, give me strength.
Squidward's House Rampages Through DEATH BATTLE![]
Author's Note (for the time being): Yes, Squidward's House actually has feats. I'll go over each and every one of them.