Description[]
Two big marshy green creatures who scare people when they infridge on their territory, or they just scare them because that’s like a habit to them.
Interlude[]
Wiz: Any types of monsters can be scary, even the good ones. Monsters scare people, making them running away screaming. Imagine a green monster chasing after you.
Boomstick: They even like to scare people, as if these type of things are their habits! Like these two.
Wiz: Springtrap, the green terrifying broken animatronic in horror game.
Boomstick: and Shrek, the green ogre that villagers were fear of first and now not! He’s Wiz and I’m Boomstick!
Wiz: And it’s our job to analyze their weapons, armour, and skill to find out who would win a... Death Battle.
Springtrap[]
Wiz: Springtrap’s real name goes to William Afton, who was crazy enough to kill kids and stuff them into animatronics’ body, later it became a possessing animatronic.
Boomstick: Yeah a ghost inside the animatronics’ body, everyone know that tragedy story. Same old tragedy story we heard like almost… 8 years ago? Damn I sure am feeling old.
Wiz: Indeed, anyways William Afton has I think 3 children.
Boomstick: Yeah the big bully brother that along with his friends they would literally scare his little crying brother to death, and get him in the Fredbear’s mouth and… I don’t want to say it, you all know. It took place in 1983, which would be almost 39 years ago if it were to be realistic. Also other being Elizabeth Afton, who got eaten by the Circus Baby. This could mean that Circus Baby’s father is Springtrap!
Wiz: The family of Afton’s events has enough damage for tragedy events, William went so insane that he kill the children and stuff them into animatronics’ body which was the mistake, leading the ghost of themselves to chase William and William has no choice but to wear SpringBonnie suit and get bleed out until he dies.
Boomstick: With him keep on dying and coming back, I don’t think we’ll hear the end of him for a while, Scraptrap, Glitchtrap, and even Burntrap. Though we will be using the regular Springtrap and his phantom minions for this battle.
Wiz: Despite him being the walking corpse, he survived things such as fire.
Boomstick: Yeah no kidding this guy can break or bite into human’s skull, or even take the limbs off of them. He used to outrun the Foxy himself and destroy him, not to mention he even destroy Freddy Fazbear too. He’s stealthy as well.
Wiz: He’s smart too, he can hide well from the cameras and figure out the plan. And let’s not forget he was a businessman so Springtrap may have retain the intelligence of his normal self who has a knowledge of a robotics.
Boomstick: Though the problem for Springtrap is he can be fooled by noises, like in FNAF 3 when the player set up the Balloon Boy’s laugh to keep him distracted. Some people can underestimate Springtrap, they should keep in mind that he’ll always come back.
Springtrap jump scare in FNAF 3
Shrek[]
Boomstick: Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me. I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed.
Wiz: Boomstick, let’s not waste any time and analyze Shrek.
Boomstick: Hey now, Shrek is an all-star. But he has a sad childhood story too, he was left behind by his parents when he was 7 to live his own like every other ogres.
Wiz: Yes, he lived in swamp for many years, experience on his own, and wanted to be alone until he met his best friend Donkey and future wife Fiona.
Boomstick: He was quickly judged by human based on his look and before knowing him, you should never judge a book by its cover, is that what they say?
Wiz: Yeah I guess, ogres can be surprisingly tough given how Shrek’s feats look.
Boomstick: He could easily smashed through wood structures and metal doors, he could even survive his own fart!
Wiz: Shrek is smart too, he can think of a strategic plan to trap, outrun, and hold the dragon
Boomstick: Not to mention he was thrown by a dragon, to the castle roof and crashed through the roof where he would meet his future wife, he didn’t know that Princess Fiona was secretly a ogre every night until they did the true love kiss and Fiona was a ogre forever and has triplet babies and live happily ever after.
Wiz: He can burp and fart the fire by holding a fire torch at the direction, he can uproot the tree, and take out armed knights in Farquaad’s failed wedding to Fiona.
Boomstick: His roar can push people like it was a very strong wind, and his fart was so bad that it killed a fish.
Wiz: He can dodge a shooting arrow from an expert archer singing guys, but he did get shot afterwards.
Boomstick: Yeah, in a difficult spot and Fiona has to pull it out. Besides it seems like he is vulnerable to weapons, but I kind of doubt it though.
Wiz: I think Shrek may have Pain Tolerance since he didn’t feel it.
Boomstick: But he did feel the pain when Fiona tries to pull it out, I would say his pain tolerance is okay. Most of all, Shrek is a beloved ogre that people love.
Shrek: End of story! Bye-bye. See you later…
Pre Death Battle[]
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set. Let’s end this debate once and for all!
Boomstick: It’s time for a DEATH BATTLEEEE!
Death Battle[]
Shrek was sneaking around the town, hoping not to be seen. He then find the place called “Fazbear Fright”, this got Shrek interested and wanted to try to see how scary this place could be.
Shrek: Hmm, this place ought to be good.
Shrek went inside, wander around, then the next thing he know, Springtrap Jumpscare, then both combatants would look at each other confused. Shrek laughs at Springtrap, thinking he was some sort of a machine.
Shrek: Oh that one is good, heh. This design is ugly, not as scary as me.
Shrek was walking away, a confused Springtrap decides to ask him a question.
Springtrap: Who the hell are you?
Shrek: Oh, you can talk? Well I’m Shrek, the ogre. And this is the part where you run away out of this place.
Springtrap chuckles, but he is indeed surprised seeing an ogre is real.
Springtrap: I’d advise you to do the same, Shrek the Ogre.
Shrek: Are you threatening me, human? I’d also advise you to stop with the threatening, this isn’t an Halloween treat or trick yet. You don’t know who’re you messing with.
Springtrap: I was once an human, you also don’t know who’re you messing with. I—
Shrek: Alright enough of your spooky stories, get out before you make me angry.
Springtrap: You didn’t let me finish.
Springtrap opened his helmet mouth and it shows William Afton burnt face, Shrek was shocked to see it.
Springtrap: I am Springtrap, I survived even more worse than you think. And I hate being underestimated, so unfortunately for you, you are not going to leave this place, you’ve been warned.
Springtrap put his helmet back on, Shrek was getting ready for a fight.
Shrek: Alright, tough guy. You want a fight? Then you’ll get it.
Shrek went and tries to uppercut Springtrap but he dodged and hit Shrek’s rib and left cheek, Shrek punches Springtrap, he hit him in the stomach before he uppercuts Springtrap. Springtrap throw his punch but Shrek blocks it and hits Springtrap’s rib, and then he head butt him away. Springtrap with his both hands throw punches at Shrek’s sides, which he blocks, Springtrap punches Shrek’s chest before kicking him away.
Shrek: You are tougher than I thought.
Springtrap: You’ll find that I’m not disposed of so easily.
Shrek: I figured.
Shrek charges at Springtrap like a buffalo and tackles him to slam him at the ground, Springtrap hit Shrek, but Shrek hit Springtrap twice before Springtrap roll over and take over the top, punching Shrek and choking him. Springtrap gave him a murderous stare, Shrek holds Springtrap’s neck and punches him twice before tossing him away. Shrek gets up and both combatants charge at each other, Shrek grabs Springtrap’s neck and slams him at the wall, Springtrap bit Shrek’s hand, as Shrek yelp he head butt Springtrap. Shrek hit Springtrap’s ribs and uppercut Springtrap, Shrek grabs his neck again and slam him to the other side of the wall. Springtrap push Shrek to the wall by foot, he throw a punch at Shrek but it hits a wall instead. Both combatants went and punches each other, Springtrap got knees in the face by Shrek, then he punches Springtrap in the chest. Springtrap kick Shrek’s groin and punches Shrek, Shrek blocks both of Springtrap’s hands and they both head butt each other, then Shrek elbows Springtrap’s neck. Springtrap throw his punches but Shrek throw back his punches and kick him away, leading him to get slam at the wall.
Springtrap: You aren’t a joke at all.
Shrek: Thank you for your… Compliments.
Springtrap: But enough of this boxing crap, I want you to meet my phantom friends, Shrek. And to see that I ain’t a joke either.
Shrek: Phantom what? What does that—
Suddenly Phantom Mangle made a static sound that nearly hurt Shrek’s ears, he was distracted so Springtrap took a bite at Shrek’s shoulder, Shrek yelp and throw him at Phantom Mangle who has stopped. Shrek then look to see Phantom Chica jump scaring him, Shrek was momentarily blind, Shrek was lucky enough to swiftly dodge Springtrap’s axe attacks. Shrek blocks and punch Springtrap in the cheek, Springtrap swings his axe, which Shrek would dodge and back hit Springtrap. Springtrap fell, next thing that Shrek know that he see Phantom BB now and he jump scared at Shrek, blinding him yet again. Shrek knew that this is a some hallucinations trick so he knew he must get away from Springtrap’s deadly axe, he swings the axe which Shrek dodged and kick Springtrap in the face.
Springtrap: Don’t move, you coward! Accept fate!
Shrek: Nah, I’d rather not.
Shrek pushes away Springtrap, and kicking him in the knee, he ran to get the axe but was grab by Springtrap. Springtrap “hulk smash” his back with both hands, he went and grab the axe then got “ram” by Shrek through the wall. Shrek disarms Springtrap and tries to axes him but Springtrap dodged and throw a uppercut at Shrek, Shrek punches Springtrap and swings his axe at Springtrap’s chest, Springtrap punch Shrek and he pull out the axe off of his chest. Springtrap charges but was dropkick by Shrek, Springtrap fell on the ground, Shrek jumps to crash Springtrap but he rolls over, Springtrap then tries to kick Shrek with two foots but was block, he was toss inside the office. Shrek pull out his onion and ate half of it, he burps at Springtrap, pushing him a little but it didn’t do a thing to Springtrap.
Springtrap: What was that about?
Shrek: That didn’t affect you? Why am I surprised, you look like a walking corpse and you smell like one.
Springtrap: What’s next, fart on me?
Phantom Freddy was walking, Shrek sees it, he was cautious then Phantom Freddy duck underneath and then suddenly jump scare Shrek before he could ask a question. Shrek was blind but he hit Springtrap without looking, Springtrap went inside the vent, Shrek then see it wouldn’t fit him he decides to see the camera in the vent. He then lock the vent where Springtrap was at via a camera, and then he look at the camera.
Springtrap: You clever son of—
Shrek: Language!
Shrek then see a sudden light turning off and on, and the Phantom Puppet is seen on front of Shrek’s face, Shrek was fighting against the hallucinations puppet.
Shrek: Get off of me!
Springtrap quickly trying to go back to the exit as soon as possible, after Shrek was done he went to grab an axe, then a Phantom Foxy jump scare him and Shrek swings an axe at the Phantom Foxy but it didn’t work. Shrek then went and as Springtrap want to get out of the vent, Shrek axes Springtrap’s hand, he yelp and punches Shrek’s ankle. Shrek then fell, he grabs a trash can with a paper and dump it on Springtrap’s head. Shrek then pull out his half onion, Springtrap gets up and pull out his axe from his hand.
Springtrap: Your deadly gas isn’t gonna work, Shrek.
Shrek: No, not exactly that.
Shrek pull out his lighter and ate the whole onion then he burps the fire at Springtrap, who is burning and the whole office is burning including the outside, Shrek thinks it was over. He was walking out then hear Springtrap’s footstep.
Springtrap: You know, I am used to the fire. You shouldn’t have done that, now you’ll die burning. Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t make you perish…
Shrek: I got three kids at home, waiting for me.
Springtrap: I had three kids myself too, until… Until tragedy events gets to them, it made me who I am today…
Shrek: I’m… I’m very sorry for your loss, I…
Flaming Springtrap: Well there’s no going back now!
Springtrap charges at Shrek and two throw a punches but the problem was it’s trying to burn Shrek’s hands, Springtrap punches Shrek and kick him. Shrek kick back, Springtrap elbows Shrek. Shrek roars at Springtrap, pushing him a little and sending the fire back and burn more from background. Springtrap then charges at throw punches at Shrek who dodged them, but get hit a few times. Shrek punches Springtrap, and push him away.
Shrek: Oh boy, it is getting very hot here.
Springtrap throw his punches but Shrek blocks two of him and body slams him, he rips off Springtrap’s helmet, and Springtrap punch Shrek in the groin. Shrek grabs Springtrap unmasked face, place his foot on Springtrap’s chest, and rip his head off. Shrek then throw his head at the fire like a football, Shrek exhale at his burned head, Shrek run and got out of the place after a few struggles.
Shrek: Gosh, what a experience was that.
Shrek heard a siren coming.
Shrek: Uh oh, better get out of this town!
Shrek ran away like it was a crime scene or something, he ran and disappeared while the place is still on fire and will collapse soon.
Poll[]
Result[]
Boomstick: Shrek won! What a miracle!
Wiz: Shrek was physically strong while Springtrap was way more durable than you think.
Boomstick: Him surviving a cave falling on him is impressive, and of course he has a very strong suit so some big rocks wouldn’t really do much damage. Shrek is stronger and faster, he can outrun the dragon and holds the dragon which explains he is somebody who shouldn’t get underestimated.
Wiz: Shrek fought off knights easily, and can head butt the knight’s helmet therefore that could knock him out.
Boomstick: Shrek is basically like small percent of Hulk, he can uproot tree as well. Also he’s not resilient to any arrow shot and can dodge the arrow, sure Springtrap outran Foxy but Shrek outran Dragon!
Wiz: Both smart too, Shrek with experience and Springtrap with robotic field intelligence. Springtrap is more experienced killer but might eventually get beat by Shrek who is physically strong and can dodge expert archer’s arrows.
Boomstick: Springtrap can take Shrek’s smelly tactics but not so much about fire, though he did surprise it. Springtrap was tough, hard to rip off and can rip off human’s limbs, then again Shrek can hold dragons and easily fight with armored knights and even knocking one out with a head butt. Phantom Animatronics are literally nothing at Shrek, just distractions.
Wiz: This battle was actually close, while Springtrap has the intelligence of robotic fields and has very impressive durability than Shrek but Shrek would eventually surpass by Physical Strength, Agility, and Intelligence.
Advantages: Shrek winner
- More Stronger
- Faster by outrunning dragon
- Smarter
- He can create fire breath by burp and lighter at Springtrap
Disadvantages: Springtrap loser
- Was stronger too
- Was faster too
- Wins the Durability advantage including the robotic field education which isn’t needed for battle
Boomstick: You can say that Springtrap got shreked in this battle.
Wiz: The winner is Shrek!