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For TheGreatDimentio's April Fool's special, it's Five Nights at Freddy's vs. Rick & Morty! Two inanimate objects that were brought to life by the souls of scientists being transferred in them, are memed a lot, robotic, made of body parts (William Afton's parts for Springtrap and rat limbs for Pickle Rick), murderers, feature in a third installment that is divided among fans (FNaF 3 for Springtrap and Episode 3 of Rick and Morty's third season for Pickle Rick), and eventually escaped their bodies in a way (Pickle Rick transformed back to normal, and Springtrap died) fight to the death! What am I doing with my life?

(Note: Nope, this is not a joke battle. While yes, it is a funny concept, I am taking this fully seriously.)

Poll[]

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Introduction[]

Wiz: ...

Boomstick: ...

Wiz and Boomstick: WHAT THE FUCK?!

Wiz: Alright, let's just, uh. Read from the script.

Wiz clears his throat.

Wiz: Geniuses, considered some of humanity's greatest and smartest beings.

Boomstick: But these scientists decided: "Hey, let's transfer our souls into a random object!"

Wiz: Or in Afton's case: "OH GOD THESE SOULS ARE CHASING ME LET'S GET IN THIS SUIT SURELY NOTHING CAN GO WRONG"

Boomstick: Don't get ahead of yourself, Wiz.

Wiz: Right. Springtrap, the soul of serial killer William Afton trapped in a yellow rabbit suit.

Boomstick: And Pickle Rick, Rick Sanchez's soul transferred into a pickle, because in his words: "Because he could." He's Wiz, and I'm Boomstick!

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to figure out who would win..a Death Battle. God, I can't believe we're fucking-

The doors close and open for Springtrap's bio.

Springtrap was Left Behind in Death Battle![]

Wiz: Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria, a pizza place with robotic animal mascots.

Boomstick: Wait, wait, wait, don't we already know this guy's backstory?

Wiz: Oh, yeah, we already covered his backstory. Welp, we'll just cover the basics. One day, a strange man murdered five children and stuffed their bodies into the animal mascots. Later, the same man dismantled the animatronics, releasing their souls.

Boomstick: Naturally, these souls were fucking pissed, so they cornered the man, who hid in his personal OC, Spring Bonnie. However, the suit failed because plot, and he got trapped in the suit.

Wiz: The man? This was William Afton, and he became Springtrap after being trapped in the suit.

Boomstick: Go read literally any other battle with Afton if you want a better description of his backstory, but now, let's discuss Springtrap's stats.

  • Name: Springtrap, real name William Afton
  • Alias: Dark Springtrap, Scraptrap
  • Age: At least 30
  • Always Comes Back
  • Currently dead, and rotting in Hell

Wiz: For Springtrap, we'll be using weapons for human Afton and Springtrap, however, not using weapons or abilities from Human Afton in UCN, due to them not really being applicable for Springtrap. We'll also be using UCN and the novels, but not VR, AR, FNAF World, or Freddy in Space 2 for fairness.

Boomstick: Anyways, as a human, Afton had a knife, an unknown device that looks like a eggplant, and his Purple Car. All of these are self-explanatory, except for, you know, the eggplant.

Wiz: For abilities, he was able to lure children into the backroom to kill them with no troubles, be fine after multiple injuries, is very stealthy, being able to walk around Fazbear's Fright unnoticed by high-tech security cameras, and create illusions of the Phantom animatronics, which can make the video, audio, and ventilation malfunction.

Pop-up: The Phantoms are Phantom Freddy, Chica, Foxy, Balloon Boy, Puppet, and Mangle.

Boomstick: He can also transform into an alternate form when extremely angry: Dark Springtrap. This form is completely featless, but it's worth mentioning.

Wiz: He causes the lights to flicker when he's in the vents in UCN, he should have the abilities of other animatronics, which would include stunning and blinding people when they look into his eyes, and can resist the abilities of the Twisted Animatronics, who create illusions.

Boomstick: Now, Springtrap's actual stats. For strength, he ripped apart the animatronics with his bare hands as a human, easily broke someone's arm as a human, can scale to Freddy, who can bite through skulls and flip over tables, and can also scale to Foxy, who can lift a 320 pound arcade machine with ease.

Wiz: He can also scale to other animatronics, who can tear themselves and humans apart. Next up is speed. Afton can move between cameras in several seconds, rush normal humans with ease, and could chase down the animatronics as a human.

Boomstick: Next up is durability, and this wascally wabbit has a few feats up his sleeve. Or, uh, dead corpse's sleeve.

Wiz: He survived getting hit by a pipe and multiple springlock failures as a human, survived the fire of Fazbear's Fright, and tanked gunfire.

Pop-up: However, Afton was crippled after eventually escaping the Spring Bonnie suit, so he's not completely immune to it's effects

Boomstick: However, Springtrap's best durability feat would be scaling to Twisted Freddy, who survived a cave..caving in on him. Get it, Wiz?

Wiz: That joke was worse than FNaF 3.

Boomstick: Awe...

Wiz: Next is intelligence, and Afton is pretty smart. He made several animatronics, maintained a pizzeria chain, made animatronics with mind manipulation technology, made a robotics business, and made a liquid that allowed somebody to interact with souls, holy shit!

Boomstick: That's some really cool shit! You ever made anything like that, Wiz?

Wiz: Uh...

Boomstick: Didn't think so.

Wiz: As for experience, Afton has murdered quite a few children and nightguards, and has gotten a few fights, but never really against anybody on his level besides the animatronics. And for tactics, at first, he tries brute force, before going into more of his haxxy abilities and his weapons.

Boomstick: But with all of this cool shit, this Chuck E. Cheese possessed by Chucky wannabe has a few weaknesses. He's cocky, arrogant, lured by the sounds of children, went to the new pizzeria despite knowing it's a trap, and his animatronic body is warn out.

Wiz: Despite this, if you try to pick a fight with Springtrap, you're gonna be ended up more than just slaughtered. You'll be stuffed in a suit, and brought back to life, while you're slaughtered!

Boomstick: Fun!

"I always come back."

The doors close and open for Pickle Rick's bio.

Rick turned himself into a pickle, Death Battle! He's Pickle Rick![]

Wiz: Why. Why the fuck are we doing this?!

Boomstick: Because, it's an April Fool's special, Wiz. We've gotta include dead memes.

Wiz: Fiiinnnneeee. Most of Rick's backstory is unknown, but we do know that he's an alcoholic, nihilistic, super-genius, and one day, he reappeared in Beth, his daughter, and her family's life. This family included pathetic husband to Beth, Jerry, their teenage daughter, Summer, and his future sidekick, Morty. The family lived the life you would expect with a intergalactic criminal in it.

Boomstick: Y'know, having encounters with aliens, hiveminds, jelly-beans, the usual sci-fi shit. However, when the family was going to go to a therapy session, Rick decided to get out of it...in the weirdest and memeiest way possible.

Wiz: He turned himself into, brace yourselves..a pickle.

"I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE, MORTY! I'M PICKLE RICK!"

  • Name: Pickle Rick, Rick Sanchez as a human
  • Alias: Solenya, Pickle Man
  • Age: Around 70
  • The funniest shit I've ever seen
  • Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub!

Boomstick: Now, let's discuss his stats, since, yes, he does have feats, abilities, and weapons.

Wiz: He has robotic limbs on his body that he can fully control, which he uses to parkour and dodge attacks by using various acrobatics. Attached to these limbs are various scalpel blades and screw drills, which he can use to hack and slash as well as shoot as projectiles.

Boomstick: He also has various other weapons on him. He has a laser cannon, which was strong enough to go through the heads of three men in a row, a jetpack, and a gas mask.

Pop-up: The laser cannon is battery-powered, and the jetpack is gas-powered.

Wiz: Now, for his abilities. It's safe to assume that abilities that Rick has in any form would also apply here. The abilities that carry over would be breaking the fourth wall, being able to see and hear a ghost, said he gets hunted by 20 people a week and gets high with half of them, and saw the President's invisible army.

Boomstick: Yeah, that's actually all of his powers. Now, his stats. He was able to lift several sewer rats up in the air, with his robot limbs. Sewer rats can weigh anywhere from 250-1000 grams, which would be bigger than the Pickle himself!

Wiz: For speed, Rick was able to dodge and outrun bullets. Bullets move at around 2736 kilometers an hour at their fastest, making him around supersonic in speed.

Boomstick: As for durability...yikes, he's not doing well here. He has the durability of an average pickle. That's, uh, literally it. All of this cool shit, and I could eat him if I wanted.

Wiz: Don't be so sure, Boomstick. With how smart he is, he wouldn't let you do that.

Boomstick: To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ-

Wiz whacks Boomstick on the head, knocking him out.

Wiz: Never say that again. Anyways, Rick is very smart. He's made many gadgets throughout the years, including a battery with a bunch of universes layered inside of it, time stopping devices, timeline merging devices, and an entire world for a child Beth.

Boomstick got back up, rubbing his head.

Boomstick: Ow, was that really needed?

Wiz: Yes.

Boomstick: Now, for experience. As Pickle Rick specifically, he killed several rats to escape their nest, killed several agents, and managed to win in the end. He starts his battle tactics by running in and throwing in a mix of punches and blades, whether it be slashes or firing them as projectiles. But if he needs to, he'll sneak around and kill his opponents off group by group.

Wiz: But this meme lord does have weaknesses. He's insane, often reckless, scared of squirrels and pirates, cocky, egotistical, his laser cannon has limited batteries to power it up, and he'll die after a few hours.

Boomstick: Even though he still has his weaknesses, this pickle is still...

Wiz and Boomstick: The funniest shit we've ever seen.

"The reason anyone would if they could — which they can’t — would be because they could — which they can’t."

Interlude[]

Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set, let's end this shitpost once and for all.

Boomstick: It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!

Pre-Fight[]

Location: Fazbear's Fright (Five Nights at Freddy's)

The camera cut to the restroom of Fazbear's Fright. A toilet started rumbling, and the lid burst open, with something jumping into the air, before landing on the ground. The figure was revealed to be a pickle, with rat limbs attached to it. This was the funniest shit I've ever seen, Pickle Rick. "Whoo! I got to skip out on another of those dumb as shit therapy sessions!" Rick stated, before walking through the door to the bathroom. "Now, to get that rabbit I've been hired to kill." Rick said to himself, walking through the horror attraction. "Man, this whole place is just full of cheap jumpscares that only scare you the first few times before you get used to it." Pickle Rick said while traveling through.

Meanwhile, a nightguard was stressing out. This strange hallucinations had been popping up while tracking that animatronic he was hired to watch, now all of his systems were out. "Come on, work, you stupid thing!" The guard yelled, trying to use a tablet he had been given to fix said systems if they went out. "I can hear you..." The guard froze after hearing that. The robotic voice had finally caught up to him. The guard quickly looked around, trying to see if he could find the animatronic that was after him. "Look behind you." The voice said, with the guard's eyes widening in fear. He suddenly felt two cold hands grip the sides of his head, and felt his skull slowly caving in on itself.

The robot slowly and painfully crushed his skull, until he finally ended it by snapping his neck. "It is not your flesh that sustains me. It is your fear!" The figure was revealed to be William Afton, or Springtrap as he prefers to be called, who had just gained yet another victim. "Look's like help's wanted, huh?" A voice said. Springtrap whipped around, and saw Pickle Rick standing on the desk behind him. "Good kill, but you need some originality in them." Rick continued, with Springtrap staring on in confusion. "A living pickle? Now I have seen everything." Afton said, with Rick rolling his eyes. "That's what they all say. Now, time to kill ya!" Rick stated, before firing a scalpel blade at Springtrap, who dodged the projectile.

"Oh, trying to kill me, are you? The souls of my victims couldn't even do it! LET'S SEE HOW FAR YOU GET!" Springtrap yelled. "With pleasure." Pickle Rick responded, loading another blade into his arm.

Death Battle![]

Pickle Rick shot several more blades towards Springtrap, who simply stood in place, tanking them. "Damn." Pickle Rick said. Springtrap picked Rick up, and tossed him towards the glass window in the office. Rick quickly turned sideways and jumped off of the window towards Springtrap. With his fist extended outwards, Rick punched Springtrap in the head, knocking him back a bit. The pickle landed on the ground, and leapt back into the air, firing another blade at Springtrap. This time, Afton caught the blade mid-air, and tossed it back at Rick.

Rick rolled out of the way of the blade. "Hm, I'm gonna have to think of a new strategy." Pickle Rick said to himself. He quickly put on his jetpack, before flying out of the office. "Oh, you're not getting away THAT easily!" William yelled at Rick. He chased after Pickle Rick, grabbing a nearby knife on his way out. Pickle Rick landed behind two arcade machines, laughing. "I can't believe I escaped that fucker!" Pickle Rick said. Afton heard his chuckling, and lifted one of the arcade machines into the air. "Oh shit." Pickle Rick said. Afton threw the machine at Pickle Rick, who was squished beneath it.

However, the machine was thrown back at Springtrap, knocking him to the ground. Rick flipped him off, before flying back into the air. Springtrap got back up, tossing the knife at Rick. It hit his jetpack, forcing him to ditch it. The jetpack exploded in the air, which distracted William long enough to let Rick climb up his body. He jumped off of The Man Behind The Slaughter's head, and shot two screw drills into Afton's eyes, causing him to be temporarily blinded. He roared in pain, tearing the drills out of his eyes.

He tossed them aside, and opened his eyes to find Pickle Rick missing. He heard a whistle behind him, and saw his opponent, standing on a table, with an odd-looking device in his robotic arm. Rick shot a laser towards Springtrap, which hit his arm, creating a hole in it. "How'd you like that, bitch?" Rick taunted. "I'll show you how much I liked it." Springtrap responded. He threw the table aside, which forced Rick to jump to another table. He rapidly blasted at Springtrap, creating several holes in his body, arms, legs, and even one in his mask.

Pickle Rick pulled the trigger again, but only heard a click. "Shit! I'm out of juice!" Rick said. He popped the laser cannon open, and took two batteries out. He threw them aside, but was backhanded by Springtrap into another table. Pickle Rick backflipped onto the table, realizing his laser cannon was gone from his arm. "Oh, come on!" Rick shouted. "Not so cocky anymore, are you?" Afton taunted, before lifting Pickle Rick into the air. He threw him out a window, and outside of Fazbear's Fright.

Pickle Rick, now covered in glass, got up and saw Springtrap jump out of the window after him. Pickle Rick jumped on a nearby purple car, and jumped back towards Springtrap, delivering a swift kick to the face. He then landed on the ground, grabbed a nearby glass shard, and leapt at Afton with it. Springtrap rolled out of the way of the pickle flying towards him, and quickly ran to the purple car. Pickle Rick, not expecting to miss, slammed straight into the wall, stunning him. He was unstunned by the sight of headlights coming closer to him at high speeds.

"WHAT THE FU-" Pickle Rick quickly dashed out of the way, and saw the purple car ram straight through the wall of Fazbear's Fright. The car then exploded, but not before Springtrap leapt out of the car, saving himself from being enveloped by the blast. Springtrap got up, and got another kick to the face, followed up by several punches. Before Rick could land another kick, Afton grabbed his foot, got up, and tossed him back into the building, now on fire. Rick put his gas mask on, and saw Springtrap hop back in Fazbear's Fright. "Oh come on, make up your mind already! Are you gonna get your ass kicked in here or out there?" Pickle Rick yelled at Springtrap.

"How foolish. You think you can still win?" Springtrap replied, before simply staring at Pickle Rick. The pickle simply stood in place, stunned by Afton's eyes. He was suddenly snapped out of it by Phantom Freddy jumpscaring him, making him jump back a bit. "Wait, where did he-" Pickle Rick questioned, before getting punted by Springtrap. Pickle Rick jumped off of the wall he was about to hit, and did a mid-air flip, jumped off of William's head, and landed back in the room with the tables. He quickly ran to and picked up his laser cannon.

He quickly loaded it up with two fresh batteries, just as Afton got back into the room. "Stop running. I'm going to catch you all the same." Springtrap taunted. Suddenly, a laser hit him just under his eye, causing him to stop in shock. "So, you think you can still kill me? All of your fancy technology won't save you." Afton taunted. "Uh, yeah it will, because I'm awesome!" Rick said, shooting Springtrap several more times. Phantom Balloon Boy jumpscared Rick this time, causing him to jump and accidentally shoot the ceiling several times.

With the ceiling filled with holes, it collapsed around the two of them, surrounding them with rubble. Pickle Rick jumped on the rubble to gain an aerial advantage, and leapt towards Springtrap. The yellow rabbit grabbed Pickle Rick's body, and tore his leg off. He then threw the cyborg to the ground and tore the rest of his rat limbs off. "Shit!" Pickle Rick yelled out. If Springtrap's smile could grow wider, he'd be the next Joker. Afton grabbed the knife from earlier, which was in a pile of rubble. Rick was immobilized, he couldn't move. "Tell me how much pain you feel, when it hurts like you've been damned to hell." The Purple Guy stated, before chopping him vertically in half.

"FUCK YOU DEATH BATTLE!" Pickle Rick yelled out. Springtrap chuckled and picked the remaining half up. "It is not your flesh that sustains me. It is your fear!" William yelled out, before biting on Pickle Rick's head, and tearing it off. He spat it onto the ground, dropped the other half with it, and stomped it into mush. "I always come back." Springtrap stated, before walking away.

KO!

Results[]

Springtrap is seen lurking in a nearby forest.

The remains of Fazbear's Fright, along with the security guard and Pickle Rick's corpses, are found by police.

Boomstick: Was that the Bite of '87?!

Wiz: Sadly, although we were considering Pickle Rick winning at first, it became fairly obvious after a bit more consideration that Springtrap would win.

Boomstick: First off, strength. Springtrap was far stronger, though thanks to the size comparison, it was obvious that he was. But ignoring that, Pickle Rick's best feats pale in comparison to Springtrap's. Lifting rats means nothing when your opponent can compare to those that can throw tables and lift arcade machines like toys.

Wiz: Pickle Rick was indeed faster, being able to dodge and outrun bullets is faster than being able to be unseen by security cameras.

Boomstick: There was durability, which went to Springtrap. Pickle Rick has the durability of a normal pickle, while Springtrap can survive gunshots, a fire, and can compare to Twisted Freddy, who survived a cave collapsing on him.

Wiz: Now, Rick was smarter, being able to create a pocket dimension would probably require more brain power than making a liquid to communicate with souls. Pickle Rick also had more experience, getting into combat more often.

Boomstick: Rick also had the better weapons. His blades, screws, laser cannon, and jetpack are better than a knife and car, easily.

Wiz: As for abilities, this went to Springtrap. His abilities were more useful in combat, with the phantoms, stunning, and stealth being more useful than any of Rick's abilities.

Boomstick: Wait. If Rick was faster and smaller, couldn't he have sneaked up on Springtrap and blasted him?

Wiz: Even if he could without Springtrap seeing him, the lasers wouldn't really be able to affect Afton that much, due to him having higher durability than a normal human.

Boomstick: Couldn't he have just beaten Afton to death?

Wiz: Wrong again. Pickle Rick lacked the strength to fully damage William enough for him to die.

Boomstick: What about Rick blinding Springtrap then killing him from there?

Wiz: Even if he pulled that off, Rick wouldn't be able to actually kill Springtrap, which would lead to Pickle Rick dying due to his body dying after a few hours.

Boomstick: Damn. Looks like Pickle Rick took Will-aim, but took an Af-ton of damage.

Wiz: The winner is Springtrap.

Give me your thoughts[]

Tell me your thoughts of the fight here! Or, if you wanna give me a more detailed reasoning, tell me in the comments! (Or neither, or both, I can't force ya to do shit.)

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