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Rules[]

  • Scaling will not be included for either combatants

Description[]

Nickelodeon vs Scribblenauts. This is an AidenRulz0828 production of DEATH BATTLE featuring Spongebob Squarepants from the Nickelodeon series of the same name vs Maxwell from the Nintendo/Warner Bros series Scribblenauts.

Introduction[]

Dave: Spongebob Squarepants, The #1 Frycook and Mascot of Nickelodeon.

Bambi: Maxwell, The Light Yagami of Nintendo and Warner Bros.

Dave: Characters can come from any genre, and still be OP as F*ck.

Bambi: Yet these 2 may look weak, but fit in that exact same category. He's Dave and I'm Bambi.

Dave: And it's our job to find out Who Would Win in a DEATH BATTLE!

SpongeBob SquarePants cooks up a DEATH BATTLE[]

(Cue: SpongeBob SquarePants - Ocean Man)

French Narrator: Ah, the deep blue se-

Dave: HEY! This isn't your show! Anyways, The Deep Blue Sea, home to many creatures such as fish, sharks, almost any sea creature you can think of. You can find plenty of creatures there no matter where you look. No matter if it's a Coral Reef, a Kahoot Game, or just a submarine with 5 billionaires inside of it.

Bambi: Yet in a town under the sea, known by the name Bikini Bottom, they have a whole New York City!!! You can find a fish who constantly breaks HIS LEG, a greedy crustacean known for his navy days, and wonderful restaurants, and even... squidward. But, there is one thing every sea creature has in common: To eat at the Krusty Krab! Home of the Krabby Patty.

Dave: This restaurant has been exploding ever since before 1999. That's the year when Family Guy was released which is probably why Spongebob vs Peter Griffin exists. When Eugene Krabs, owner of said restaurant, had retired from the Navy, and decided to open into the fast food joint business hiring Squidward, who was currently cleaning the windows when a historical moment happened.

Bambi: A yellow sponge, who went by SpongeBob SquarePants, had wanted a job. Squidward, who knew his nautical neighbor for his childish behavior, quickly ran inside to tell Mr. Krabs. And that's when SpongeBob went to become one of the best fry-cooks, and one of the most Over-Powered characters the multiverse has ever seen

Arsenal[]

  • Karate Gear
  • Bubble Wand
  • Spatulas
  1. Spat: Spongebob's signature Spatula. Is sentient.
  2. Hydro-Dynamic Spatula: A futuristic spatula with turbo drive and port/starboard attachments.
  3. Golden Spatula: A spatula that only the worthy can wield.
  • A String...?
  • Jellyfishing Nets
  1. Bamboo Net: The average jellyfishing net
  2. Ol' Reliable: Spongebob's Signature Net
  3. Double Net: Same as the Bamboo, but with two heads
  4. Larger Net: Used for catching worms
  • Magic Page
  • Quickster Suit
  • Magic Pencil
  • Ground Pound
  • Explosive Pie
  • Inflatable Pants

Dave: We'll start with the basics of Spongebob's Karate Gear. The karate gear has been shown to easily chop apart Patties and harm Sandy who is able to destroy Squidward in almost every sport that ever existed. As well as the Bubble Wand, which is shown to create multiple objects out of thin air. He has the multiple spatulas that he uses throughout the series. Like Spat, his basic spatula, the Hydro-Dynamic which can fly and has multiple heads, and the Golden Spatula which is said that only the worthy can wield.

Bambi: Then there's the string which can unravel the entire universe. Then the Jellyfishing Nets which range from the average net to Ol' Reliable. He can ground pound, and has the Magic Page and Pencil which can draw or make anything into reality. He has the Quickster suit, which allows him to run extremely fast and has a Pie that caused a large explosion in Squidward's face. Plus, his pants are inflatable which have shown to give him flight which is ironic considering he is afraid of heights.

Dave: Even with these, he has a lot more though with his insane amount of Abilities.

Abilities[]

  • Toon Force
  • Hammerspace
  • High Regeneration
  • Mid-High Pain Tolerance
  • Shapeshifting
  • Cloning
  • Enhanced Stamina
  • Sand Manipulation
  • Immune to Mind Manipulation
  • Teleportation
  • Matter Creation

Dave: Let's see. He has what almost every cartoon has, Toon Force. Toon Force allows you to stretch your limbs like crazy, regenerate, etc. He has hammerspace which allows you to pull anything out of existence. He has a VERY high regeneration factor and Mid-High Pain Tolerance which allows him to survive some of the craziest stuff. He can shapeshift as shown in multiple episodes and can clone himself as shown in a few more. He has enhanced stamina, and can manipulate sand as shown in Season 6, Episode 21 "Sand Castles in the Sand". He's immune to Mind Manipulation as shown in Season 7, Episode 3 "The Inside Job" and can apparently teleport. Plus he can create matter. Now he has Two forms being Invincibubble and Goofy Ahh Rock Goofy Goober Rock.

Invincibubble[]

  • Accessed through the magic page
  • Has enhanced Strength and Speed
  • Can breath on land
  • Can shoot bubbles able to hold cannonballs

Goofy Goober ROCK[]

  • Creates an explosion when turned into
  • Guitar
  1. Can shoot lasers
  2. Can shoot a barrage when spun
  3. Gives him flight

Bambi: In his Invincibubble form, he can breath on land, and has enhanced strength and speed. Yet, it's only accessed through the Magic Page. However he can access his next form with no problem. The Goofy Goober form lets him Fly, Shoot lasers and destroy metal with no difficulty. And now I'll explain feats.

Feats[]

  • Can destroy the moon
  • Blew up Bikini Bottom countless times

(Can also tank said explosions)

  • Can easily tank Flats Flounder's punches
  • Dragged an Anchor
  • Can survive the sun and a black hole
  • Tricked the Alaskan Bull Worm
  • Can destroy the moon
  • On his own, can fend off a crowd of anchovies and send Patrick flying
  • Outsmarted Plankton on countless occasions
  • Returned King Neptune's crown

Bambi: Spongebob can do many things in the series. Right on his first day at the Krusty Krab, he can fend off an entire crowd of anchovies which can fill 5 buses. Standard City Buses weigh up to about 30 tons, meaning the 5 groups of Anchovies were about at most 150 tons combined. He can blow up and tank multiple explosions and has dragged an anchor. Anchors weigh about 3000 pounds from a pirate ship, so Spongebob dragged about 1.5 tons which is a lot considering he struggled to lift two teddy bears. He can destroy the Moon as well as survive a Black Hole AND the Sun. He tricked the Alaskan Bull Worm which had tricked all of Bikini Bottom to push their entire town only to get eaten. And he can casually outsmart Plankton who has gone to college and built countless inventions. However...

Faults[]

  • Is Naive
  • Childish
  • Heat Lamps kill him in minutes
  • Scared of Butterflies
  • Page has limits
  • Went insane when tricked by Bubble Bass
  • Strength and Durability are inconsistent
  • Afraid of Heights

Dave: He is extremely naive. Not like Patrick but still incredibly stupid. He can be really childish on occasions, and Heat Lamps have shown to kill him in minutes. He's afraid of butterflies, and will go on a rampaging panic large enough to send the rest of the town into a panic. The Magical Page has limits so it can't grant Spongebob incredible powers beyond comprehension. He would go insane when he was tricked by Bubble Bass of all people only to find the pickles under the tongue. And his strength and durability are stupidly ranged. His workout is two stuffed animals and he couldn't lift two marshmallows, but he can drag an anchor. He had to be hospitalized because he slipped on an ice cube, but he can survive the universe erasing. Plus, he's afraid of heights.

Pop-Up: However, he's shown to be perfectly confident when he was flying into the air AND when he was using his Goofy Goober Rock form. So that is also inconsistent.

Bambi: Even with these faults, his over powered abilities and ability to unravel the universe makes him one of the most recognizable cartoons that is guaranteed to live on for a loooooooooooooong time.


Instruction Narrator: I bet you'll think you're ready to make that Krabby Patty.

Spongebob: WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I'm Ready! *clones* I'm Ready!

*Spongebob would continue to clone himself until the narrator smacks all of the clones with flyswatters*

Instruction Narrator: Woah there! We still have a few more topics to cover first.

Maxwell scribbles DEATH BATTLE into existence[]

(Cue: Scribblenauts - Main Theme)

Dave: Have kids they said, it will be fun they said, well it's not fun if one of your kids gets turned into stone. The year was 2009 as parents Edgar and Julie whatever their last names are had a boy, a girl, and 39 other kids. That's a lot more than The Loud House or The Casagrandes. And one day while a man was begging on the street, these two kids decided to do what the "Life isn't fun anymore MFs" do and throw some stuff at him only for the same man to turn the girl into stone.

Bambi: So one of the kids decided to pull a Light Yagami and magically get their hands on a notebook. This is the launc- wait wrong guy, the Scribblenaut of Nintendo and Warner Bros, Maxwell.

Arsenal[]

  • Time Machine
  • Mirror
  • Spudgun
  • Magic

Dave: Starting off this with Maxwell's Time Machine which he uses to go Backwards or Forwards in time. A Mirror which deflects magic of any kind and can even destroy Medusa. A Spudgun which fires Potatoes and he can use magic. Not really much, but it's decent arsenal. Yet none of those compare to his magic notebook.

Magic Notebook[]

  • Can easily change Maxwell's stats
  • Can create anything out of thin air

Bambi: Maxwell has this notebook just because it's his gift. However, he can do what Jevil can't, LITERALLY ANYTHING. He can use it to change his stats, he can summon stuff, he can literally just erase people out of existence. The possibilities are pretty much endless, but other than that he has stuff from Nintendo itself.

Alternate Arsenal (Nintendo)[]

  • Mushroom
  • Fire Flower
  • Invincibility Star
  • Master Sword
  • Hylian Shield
  • Triforce
  • Grappling Hook
  • Frog Suit
  • Tanooki Suit

Dave: He has the Mushroom which increases size, the Fire Flower which he can use to throw fireballs, and the Invincibility Star which is a short period of invincibility. He has Link's Master Sword and Shield as well as being able to use the Triforce which can grant any wish regardless if good or evil. He has a Grappling Hook, a Frog Suit, and a Tanooki Suit which allow getting to places, jumping really high, and gliding respectively. Now with stuff like this, he's bound to have some feats right?

Feats[]

  • Broke a Brick Wall with his bare hands
  • Created the DC Universe (With Lily's help)
  • Can tank hits from powerful characters with adjectives
  • Can also one-shot said characters with adjectives
  • Defeated Brainiac
  • Defeated Anti-Monitor who erased the DC Multiverse (With help from various characters)

Bambi: Yep. He can break a wall without his notebook and can defeat a guy that had erased the entire DC MULTIVERSE. By using adjectives, he can tank hits from powerful characters and even kill them in one shot. He can defeat Brainiac and can create the DC Multiverse with Lily. Also I was apparently wrong when I said he could do anything because...

Faults[]

  • Powerless without Notebook
  • Very young
  • Notebook has limits

Bambi: He is powerless without his notebook, and is still very young. Plus he can't create places, one-shot characters by writing dead and other stuff, and he can't create inappropriate objects. So not anything, but he can still beat anyone who comes his way no matter how dangerous the threat is.

DEATH BATTLE[]

Dave: Alright, the combatants are set. We've gone through all of the possibilities.

Bambi: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!!!

Pre-Fight[]

(Location: Bikini Bottom)

French Narrator: Ah, the deep blue sea. Home to many creatures and beasts that live underwater. The people of Bikini Bottom are currently lining up for what seems to be a special event at the Krusty Krab.

It cuts to inside of the Krusty Krab as it reveals Eugene H. Krabs standing on the boat where Squidward would be if he wasn't sick that day.

Mr. Krabs: WELCOME EVERYONE, TO THE OFFICIAL KRUSTY KRAB ARENA!!!

Multiple people, or fish in this case, would cheer at the top of their lungs as SpongeBob SquarePants would walk up to his boss.

Spongebob: Um, Mr. Krabs are you sure this is really the best way to earn mo-

Mr. Krabs: Cram it boy-o. It's working. *turns to the fish* THAT'S RIGHT! WE HAVE A NEWCOMER WITH A NOTEBOOK, AND SPONGEBOB HERE IS GOING TO BEAT HIM UP LIKE HE DID WITH THE SUPER FRIEND!!!

Multiple people would cheer more as a kid with a De- I mean Drawing Notebook walked into the restaurant, this being Maxwell as he looked his Spongey opponent in the eyes, before whipping out a gun and shooting at Spongebob.

FIGHT[]

Spongebob would whip out his spatula and slice directly at the incoming potatoes, turning them into French Fries. He then stretches his arm to punch Maxwell and grab him before Maxwell is dragged along the sea floor. Maxwell would whip out the Master Sword and cut Spongebob into pieces only for him to regenerate and laugh before getting kicked in the IDK-if-that's-a-stomach-or-not and was sent flying across Bikini Bottom. He was then grabbed by Maxwell and slammed into the street as multiple cars flip into a pile and explode behind Maxwell sending him flipping into the air. Spongebob then delivered a karate chop to Maxwell and sent him more into the air before stretching his arms and rapidly punching him before slam dunking him into the ground. Maxwell would write "Banana peel" as Spongebob magically slipped on a banana peel. Spongebob got up and pulled out a food of his own before giving it to Maxwell. As he looked at it, he took a small bite and... nothing happened.

Maxwell: Hmm. Is that cher-

KABOOOOOM[]

A giant nuclear explosion happened right where the pie was as Maxwell writes "Shield" as a bubble shield surrounds him before he is sent bouncing across houses with Spongebob riding on a bubble missile. Both eventually collide as Maxwell is sent falling to the ground. He would quickly become Fire Maxwell and throw a fireball, but nothing would come out. He tried multiple times, but nothing happened.

Maxwell: Oh yeah, we're in water so I can't use the Fire Flower.

Maxwell would then take out the notebook and write "Fire in Water" and then the fireballs from earlier would come rushing towards Spongebob. He then wrote "Wood" and a piece of wood would be in Maxwell's hands. Right as Spongebob was about to get hit, he is slammed in the back by a wooden board, sending him into the fireballs and getting burned. Maxwell would almost walk away if it weren't for Spongebob regenerating and using the Jellyfishing Net to keep him on hold. Maxwell broke out easily only for nothing to kick him in the back.

Spongebob: Alright evil-doer, let's see how you can keep up with THE QUICKSTER!

Spongebob would unleash a flurry of punches to Maxwell only for him to write "Gone" making The Quickster suit, and not Spongebob himself, disappear. Spongebob would mumble something, saying Tarter Sauce before getting kicked into a building. Spongebob would then uppercut Maxwell and get his fist deflected by a mirror, sending it into himself instead. Spongebob would then unleash an attack that sent Maxwell on top of Bikini Atoll as the two would then swordfight, Master Sword to Magic Pencil. The two would clash as Spongebob then flipped the pencil and sliced the Master Sword apart by erasing a line through it. Maxwell would look in slight fear and just as he pulled out the time machine, that got erased too.

Spongebob (With a cowboy accent): End of the line Pard'ner.

Spongebob would then pull out the Magic Page and use it to become Invincibubble to deliver a brutal punch to Maxwell's stomach, sending him directly into the air. Invincibubble would deliver another punch sending Maxwell onto the road on surface. Maxwell would then quickly pull something out of his pocket right as Spongebob delivered a punch that sent a crater into the Earth.

It would show Maxwell holding Spongebob's fist and Glowing rainbow. Spongebob would punch Maxwell again, but he would be unfazed and unharmed. Maxwell would then land a combo that would make the RecD version of Peppino Spaghetti proud as he then delivered a serious kick to Spongebob's head, sending him all the way back to Bikini Bottom at the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs was currently making tons of money from the camera following them as his eyes exploded into even more money. Spongebob would have reverted back into his base form as Maxwell wrote "Drie-" because he couldn't finish as Spongebob stabbed the Notebook with his Spatula on accident trying to warn Maxwell that he was still armed. He then would pull up, ripping the notebook in two. Maxwell would have a look of fear as Spongebob then stood up, smoke filling the area. And then

I'M A GOOFY GOOBER

ROCK[]

Fish would run straight into the Krusty Krab with Mr. Krabs barricading everything as Spongebob unleashed a sick guitar solo that fired multiple lasers, one hitting Maxwell in the leg, incinerating it. Maxwell would use the Notebook only for it to get hit by a laser except for a singular page. Maxwell wrote "Leg" as his leg was regenerated and then wrote "..." as a laser struck the page and his chest, creating a hole in both objects. Maxwell clutched his chest as he fell on his knees before getting a barrage of lasers everywhere on his body, striking him in the arms, legs, head, chest, and the last of his notebook. Maxwell would eventually fall to the ground, blood spilling everywhere.

K.O.[]

Ending Screen A: Spongebob would be lowered back onto the ground as Mr. Krabs lifted him into the air with fish cheering for his victory, but before everyone went back into the Krusty Krab for Krabby Patties, Spongebob would draw a gravestone with a notebook beside it.

Ending Screen B: Shows Spongebob drawing the gravestone before he headed back to Ending Screen A and inside the Krusty Krab.

Results[]

(Cue: SpongeBob SquarePants - Best Day Ever)

Dave: And that's how you close this battle.

Bambi: This was obviously really close. Spongebob had plenty of powers that had destroyed countless items, but Maxwell's notebook could casually keep him at bay. For strength, Maxwell could break a brick wall, but Spongebob can drag an anchor so he takes that. Spongebob can erase the universe in seconds so that's speed. Do we even have to explain durability? And He has plenty of toon force so there's Agility. Maxwell had a limited arsenal while Spongebob can pull anything out of thin air and there's no need to explain Abilities as Maxwell is just human.

Dave: I guess Maxwell couldn't sea where that was going, because his career has officially reached Rock Bottom.

Bambi: The winner is Spongebob Squarepants.

Advantages/Disadvantages[]

Spongebob (Winner)

  • + Strength
  • + Speed
  • + Durability
  • + Arsenal
  • + Abilities
  • + Agility
  • + Forms
  • = Magic items that are limited
  • - Inconsistent

Maxwell (Loser)

  • + Not inconsistent
  • = Magic items that are limited
  • - Everything Else
  • - Human without notebook

Trivia[]

  • The fight would be Hand-Drawn

Track Name[]

  • The Track Name Would Be Scribbles Under the Sea. It would reference Maxwell's game (Scribblenauts) and the fact that Spongebob lives in a Pineapple under the sea.
  • It would be a pixel-like cartoony track that gets more wacky and intense before Goofy Goober ROCK starts playing at the end
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