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SpongeBob Vs. Aquaman is a What If? episode of Death Battle.
Description[]
Nick Vs. DC! These two ocean-dwellers who are very popular will duke it out to see who's superior! Who will become the Deadliest Catch?
Intro[]
TBA
SpongeBob[]
TBA
Aquaman[]
TBA
Pre-fight[]
TBA
Death Battle[]
FIGHT!!!
K.O!!!
Results[]
Wiz: The winner is _______.
| SpongeBob VS Aquaman | |
|---|---|
| Season | 1 |
| Season Episode | 10 |
| Air date | 3-19-2021 |
| Written by | Cider621 |
| Episode guide | |
| Previous Ken VS Blaziken |
Next Weavile VS Wolverine |
Description[]
- Heroes
- Ocean
- Have strange weapons
- Spatula
- Trident
Interlude[]
Wiz: The Ocean a vast body of water
And today we got two heroes of the Pacific and Anlantic
SpongeBob Squarepants, resident of Bikini Bottom
And Aquaman, the King of Atlantis
I'm Wiz and he's Boomstick and it is out duty to analyze their weapons armor and skills to find out will win a Deathbattle
SpongeBob Squarepants[]
Hey Wiz who lives in a Pineapple under the sea?
Well, the fry cook SpongeBob SquarePants
Absorbent and yellow and pourus is he?
Stop
Ok
Well anyway SpongeBob is a seasponge from the town Bikini Bottom
And apparently he makes the best damn burgers in the world! So much so they explode!
SpongeBob can casually survive the destruction of Bikini Bottom which is at least 2.4 pounds of TNT and he can harm others that can as well
He can also catch a pelican? How is that impressive?
Pelicans can fly up to speeds of 17.7 mph which means he is almost as fast as the fastest humans
In the Quickster suit he can run faster than the eye can track
Measuring the distance between this mountain and back he must be running at about Mach 104
He can also drag this anchor!
The lightest anchor is about 2,500 lbs or 1.25 tons
He also has a ridiculous healing factor
He can reform so well that the only way to kill him would be to eradicate every last molecule of him
He can also last a long time hehe
Well he's actually Asexual, it's just his personal preference, not that it would matter considering he his love interest is a squirrel. But in terms of actual stamina he can last in the wilderness without food, drinkable water and, shelter for an entire year.
He can also absorb anything even close to liquid to grow huge
Contrary to popular belief he isn't stupid, like the time he performed open heart surgery or when he built a fully functional rocket ship from boat parts
He can harm ghosts to!
He can also read thoughts
He can also change probability
Like when he summoned a flying ice cream truck
He can also create life from bubbles or sand!
He can ride light, as he can go over rainbows
Teleport and change gravity!
He can even duplicate himself
He even powered through mind control with mere willpower
He can resist electricity and poison
He also has this cool ass guitar that can fire lasers and sound waves
He also has a bubble wand that can destroy robots and even create missiles
His karate gloves can even reflect projectiles
With help from Bubbles the Dolphin he gained the ability to breathe air
When he had to beat Burger Beard he used a magic page that can change anything he become the Invincibubble
In this form he can casually keep up with cannon balls which means he can move faster than 559 mph
He's stronger and more powerful than before
His signature move can fire bubbles enough to create entire waves which can lift Burger Beard who is around 155 lbs
If anything goes through any hole in his body it will be encased in a bubble
Let it be known, SpongeBob isn't just a small sponge boy, he's a force to be reckoned with
“as long as these pants are square, and this sponge is Bob, I will not let you down!”
Aquaman[]
One day the Atlantean queen... Atlanna went to shore and-
She banged the first man she met!
But when Atlanna was forced to return to Atlantis, Tom Curry, was forced to raise their son ,Arthur, alone.
Damn
As a child Arthur began to show that he has strange powers
Then he grew up to be, the Aquaman
He can create tsunami's far larger than the largest of them
The largest tsunami ever was 100 feet high
And this one engulfed an entire city, the average american city is about 355 square miles
He can even restrain a kryptonian
He can also travel 10,000 feet in a mere second that hits speeds of Mach 8.8
He can lift skyscrapers!
The average skyscraper is about 222,500 tons
He can trade blows with Superman
He can control the creatures of the ocean and communicate with them too
The Trident of Poseidon can control water and ice
He can also live above water for as long as a normal human as long as he has water to drink but he does grow weaker the longer he's out
He can survive being completely frozen
He can even take temperatures of up to 752° F
He can take the ocean pressures casually
The bottom of the Mariana Trench should have pressures of up to 15,750 psi
There's also Neptune's Trident
It can reflect attacks and fire electricity
He can even teleport underwater
He can push Oceanic Plates which can weigh up to 3,010,500,000 tons per cubic yard
Holy shit
He can also fight for an astonishing long time
He can fight longer in water
Everybody in the Ocean will bow to the King of Atlantis, Aquaman
"I am Aquaman... the king of the seven seas. This is my birthright. This is my responsibility. And I will embrace it."
Pre-Battle[]
Alright the combatants all-set and the data run through all possibilities
Let's get ready for a Deathbattle!
Battle[]
SpongeBob: Flipping patties
Aquaman: Comes in I’d like your best food
Squidward: You came to the wrong place...SpongeBob i need our “best food”
SpongeBob: Ok! Makes a patty and puts it in the window ORDER UUUUP
Aquaman: Eats the patty It’s great! Attempts to pay with money, but it’s too big
Mr. Krabs: Sorry but your money is too big SpongeBoy MeBob handle this
SpongeBob: Comes out Sorry sir but you need to pay
Aquaman: I need to get...smaller money About to leave
Mr. Krabs: Throws SpongeBob at him
SpongeBob: AHHH Hits him
Aquaman: So it’s like that Pulls out his trident
Aquaman: Stabs the sponge and flips him over slamming his head in the ground and lobs him out of the window
SpongeBob: Gets out his bubble wand and hits him
Aquaman:...Really? Punts him Hm...disappointing
SpongeBob: Launches a bubble missile
Aquaman: What? A bubble? BAM! Oh, now that’s more like it!
SpongeBob: Just my size! Launches more
Aquaman: Swings his trident around as they blow up around him before a spike ball rolls by him What? It explodes into an electric force field and electrocutes him as more bubble missiles hit him
SpongeBob: blows a barrage of bubbles at his eyes
Aquaman: My eyes! Freezes him
SpongeBob: Is frozen and starts absorbing the melting water to get bigger ad shatters the ice getting out It’s time CLEAN UP YOUR ACT Fires a big torrent of water
Aquaman: Spins the tridents to block the water as he steps closer and slices him into many different pieces Hmph, diced cheese Huh?
SpongeBob: Reforms and throws another spike ball
Aquaman: Hits it back
SpongeBob: It explodes in his face electrocuting him
Aquaman: Swims over and hitting him away then throwing the trident impaling him as it flies off
SpongeBob: Screaming and lands in the ground
Aquaman: Swimming over fast
SpongeBob: Pulls the trident out as his holes heal and he clumsily swings the trident at him
Aquaman: Catches it and swings him around slamming in the ground and electrocutes him
SpongeBob: Fried into black dust
Aquaman: Well...there’s no coming back from that...Turns
SpongeBob: Pops back to normal and writes in a page and grows into the Invincibubble I’m the Invincibubble! Punches him away
Aquaman: Oh! Now we’re talking! Swims over and punches him away much farther
SpongeBob: Takes a deep breathe and launches a huge wave of bubbles
Aquaman: Starts swimming through
SpongeBob: Runs into the wave and punches him into the sand and starts punching him deeper into the ground
Aquaman: Kicks him away Enough Uses his control on him
SpongeBob: Freezes up as his mind is getting controlled and starts punching his face before starting to resist it Nooo..
Aquaman: How the-
SpongeBob: Starts cloning himself and starts wailing on him
Aquaman: How did you- A huge mountain runs over him several times
SpongeBob: Pioneers used to ride the babies for miles!! Running him over stil before it stops Huh? Trying to move it still
Aquaman: Starts lifting the mountain and throws it out of the water and jumps out of the water and into the mountain shattering it
SpongeBob: Thousands of him run out of the water and pile upon Aquaman the pile growing and growing as he clones himself more
Aquaman: In the middles of them all destroying them with no effort
SpongeBob: The Earth is covered in SpongeBobs as the weight of them all start crumbling the planet into pieces before all of them are put back together into one
Aquaman: Dead cause he can’t breathe in space
SpongeBob: Does his laugh before choking cause he can’t breathe in space either
KO!!!
Analysis[]
No-way did that just happen?
It totally did
Aquaman had way more power than SpongeBob but SpongeBob is just insane!
SpongeBob had a page to make up the power difference by just abit leaving him with more time to use his more unorthodox powers
And these powers were enough to confuse and overwhelm Aquaman
SpongeBob can even resist mind control as we’ve seen several times
And it’s not like Aquaman could even kill SpongeBob
SpongeBob can tank everything Aquaman can and be fine, while there were several ways he could take down the King
A magic page can just erase him from existence
Or literally destroying the Earth with the sheer weight of his clone
Aquaman was drowned out
The Winner is SpongeBob SquarePants
Battle Track[]
The battle track is called AquaBob SquareMan
It's a fusion of their name as well as a running joke in SpongeBob where they make puns on his name
Next Time[]
Next time on Deathbattle!!
Two slashes of three slice apart a black cover revealing the next two combatants
