Description[]
SpongeBob Squarepants vs. My Little Pony. Season 4 closes with two logic-breaking characters who wish to spread happiness and laugher.
Introduction[]
Wiz: The emotions of joy and happiness are ones we'd always like to experience.
Boomstick: But sometimes we all need a little help in realizing what kinds of happiness we need, and that's where these two step in.
Wiz: Spongebob Squarepants, the whimsical undersea sponge and fry cook at the Krusty Krab.
Boomstick: And Pinkie Pie, the Element of Laughter and Ponyville's resident party planner. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyse their weapons, armour and skils to find out who would win a Death Battle.
SpongeBob SquarePants[]
Wiz: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Boomstick: Oh no! Hell no! You are not baiting me into singing an opening again. I've learned my lesson from last episode.
Wiz: Well, you kind of have to, to introduce the combatant.
Boomstick: Ugh, fine. Take from the top.
Wiz: Now, who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Boomstick: Spongebob Squarepants, the happiest sea-sponge you'll ever meet. Or loathe meeting, depending on your stance on perpetual happiness.
- Background
- Age: 29
- Height: 0.8 inches
- Fry Cook at the Krusty Krab
- Looks like a kitchen sponge
- Best friends with Patrick Star
- He’s always ready
Wiz: A pretty accurate description of Spongebob in all honesty. Be it interacting with his neighbors, going on some new adventure, or simply on a walk to work or home, you can be certain that Spongebob always has a smile on his face and a song in his step.
Boomstick: Such hits including 'The Best Day Ever', and the 'Gary's Feeding Time', song.
Wiz: But what Spongebob enjoys almost as much as hanging out with his best friend Patrick Star is working his dream job at the Krusty Krab.
Boomstick: There, he's the fry cook in charge of cooking Bikini Bottom's most famous dish, the Krabby Patty, the recipe for which was created by the biggest money hoarder outside of Scrooge McDuck and Smaug, Eugene Krabs.
Wiz: But with the success of the Krabby Patty known far and wide, there are of course those who wish to rip it off. Like Sheldon Plankton, Mr Krabs' archenemy and business rival, who sought to steal the recipe for his own usage.
Boomstick: But why though?
Wiz: What do you mean?
Boomstick: Well, Plankton sells chum right, which is essentially churned up fish? Well, wouldn't Mr Krabs' Krabby Patties kind of be the same thing, 'cause where is he gonna get the meat from? Plus, they're called Krabby Patties, so how do we know he's not some depraved cannibal.
Wiz: Well, fish do eat other fish, but really, let's not think about it too much. During his time at the Krusty Krab, Spongebob pretty much became the unofficial guardian of the recipe.
Boomstick: His determination to protect the possibly cannibalistic cuisine is matched by only one other thing, and that's his incredible regeneration.
- Powers
- Regeneration
- Toon-Force
- Water absorption
- Shape-shifting
- Hammerspace
- Super speed
- Karate skills
- 4th Wall Awareness
Wiz: In real life, sea sponges are known for being rather good at regrowing parts of their body, but Spongebob takes it to a whole new level. Lost limbs, electrocution and even being reduced to a puddle have done absolutely nothing to put him down for good.
Boomstick: He's like Deadpool, only annoying and having the ability to break the forth wall. Hang on, he's exactly like Deadpool. They both even have a hammerspace.
Wiz: A common ability among cartoon characters, like Spongebob's toon-force, the ability to essentially manipulate reality around him, sometimes when he wants or even as a side effect of his actions. And like an actual sponge, he can absorb water and twist his shape into anything he wants.
Boomstick: And when he gets his hands on anything that can be used as a weapon, he knows how to use it. Like his trusty spatula.
- Arsenal
- Spatula
- Bubble Blower
- Reef Blower
- Superhero Suits
- Rock Guitar
- Patty Wagon
- Jellyfish Net
Wiz: Well, technically it's a fish slice, but yeah, Spongebob can serve up both patties and pain with this simple kitchen utensil. Even outside of work, he has access to a wide array of jelly-fishing nets, perfect for ensnaring enemies.
Boomstick: That's not even the extent of the craziness of Spongebob's arsenal. He has a leaf-blower, or a reef-blower, and can even use bubbles in combat. They can either encase him in a shield or straight up explode like a bomb!
Wiz: There's also a guitar that fires blasts of electricity, a car shaped like a massive burger and even several superhero identities Spongebob has taken on, although he only has round-the-clock access to one; Fryboy, which makes use of his cooking skills in action.
Boomstick: Even when he's not using deadly dinners in the midst of combat, Spongebob is also fairly skilled in karate, capable of fighting on even footing with karate master Sandy Cheeks on a good day. Now that's what I call friendship; two friends who let each other try and sometimes succeed to beat the tar of the other.
- Feats
- Worked for 43 days straight
- Battled with Patrick and Sandy
- Can drag an anchor when tied to it
- Survived Bikini Bottom exploding numerous times
- Found King Neptune’s crown
- His bubble held Bikini Bottom’s entire weight
- Defeated Plankton, Flounders, Flying Dutchman
Wiz: Speaking of fighting with friends, Spongebob has often had tussles with his friend Patrick Star, who once ran up a beam of sunlight, actually getting close enough to the sun to end up burned. To have covered that distance in such a short time period, Patrick would of had to be moving at the speed of light.
Boomstick: Now we know that there are some people who say such a thing is an outlier, but remember this is the Spongebob series. Literally everything in it would be an outlier if we took that approach. I mean, there's one episode which shows Spongebob is too weak to lift up stuffed animals but another that shows he's strong enough to drag a massive anchor about. Besides, it's only natural Spongebob would be this fast. After all, he's hydrodynamically designed!
Wiz: Speaking of strength, whilst Spongebob may be fairly lacking, his bubbles are able to support the entire weight of Bikini Bottom's population, including the sperm whale Pearl. Sperm whales can weigh up to 62 tons.
Popup: Taking into account the size of Bikini Bottom's population and the weight of common fish, the bubble would also have to had held an addition 5 tons.
Boomstick: And remember his regeneration? Well, it once brought him back from being apparently blown into a fine vapor. Even an electrocution from King Neptune himself didn't keep his arm from growing back.
Wiz: Although he has foiled Plankton's schemes and saved Bikini Bottom from destruction numerous times, Spongebob isn't exactly the brightest bulb in the shed. And as mentioned before, his own physical strength is a tad lacking.
Boomstick: Also, his constant happiness isn't always appreciated, and has gathered him a few enemies from his sheer annoyance.
Wiz: But as long as Spongebob believes in the good of others and his own capabilities, this sponge will never stop smiling.
Pinkie Pie[]
Wiz: Within the pony populated world of Equestria, there exists a great and legendary power used to repel the forces of evil and chaos. The Elements of Harmony.
Boomstick: They weren't just named that because they keep the peace or anything but because the individual elements were actually things you'd find in a healthy friendship. There was generosity, honesty, kindness, and loyalty, and even magic was just another word for 'friendship'. And who could forget laughter. Well, I guess it is the best medicine, but not so much a mystic source of power.
Wiz: On the contrary, when the elements are utilized, their feats of magic are often beyond staggering. For a long time, the wielders of the elements were the Alicorn rules of Equestria, Princesses Celestia and Luna.
Boomstick: And then just Celestia for a while, but that's another story. Or is it, because the elements had to be used against the evil version of Luna, Nightmare Moon.
Wiz: Five of the six elements each fell to a resident of Ponyville, including one Pinkamena Diana Pie. Better known as Pinkie Pie.
- Background
- Age: 20s
- Height: 4’
- Ponyville Party Planner
- Element of Laughter
- Born on a Rock Farm
- Loves Chimicherrychangas
Boomstick: Pinkie Pie grew up on a rock farm...and that's all I'm going to say on that because Pinkie Pie isn't known for her childhood. She's known for one thing...
Wiz: She's absolutely off-the-wall hyper.
Boomstick: So much so that even her friends have a hard time keeping a track of her whenever she gets up to what she does best. And no, don't let all those Creepypastas or gruesome internet fool you, what she likes doing isn't killing her own friends brutally.
Wiz: That's right, Pinkie's passion lies in loving to make people happy, be it with pranks, parties, buckets full of confetti, or all of those at the same time. But mainly parties, and even then, that aspect of Pinkie sometimes isn't what most people remember either.
Boomstick: What people truly remember about Pinkie Pie, is that she isn't tied to the laws of physics like everyone else and can break them whenever she pretty much wants to.
Wiz: You wouldn't think it would be that out of place in Equestria, you know, a realm of magic, to be able to change how physics work about her, but the thing is Pinkie Pie is an Earth Pony, not a Unicorn, who are usually the best at casting magic. That mean's that Pinkie's law breaking is absolutely unexplainable.
- Powers
- Pinkie Sense
- Stretchability
- Super strength and speed
- Toon-Force
- Breaks physics and reality
- Perfect memory
- 4th wall awareness
Boomstick: She can slow her descent when falling through the air, appear anywhere she pleases and even turn her hair into a drill or propeller.
Wiz: Speaking of altering her physicality, Pinkie also has some degree of shape-shifting, able to stretch out her limbs and body and even give herself fingers.
Boomstick: Ew, gross!
Wiz: And let's not forget how she can also shape-shift her face into a G1 Pony...
Boomstick: Oh god, it's staring right at me!
Wiz: Not too far off on that assessment actually, because Pinkie can also break the 4th Wall.
Boomstick: What?! Oh god, does this mean she can interrupt us?
Wiz: Not to worry, I installed an electric gate on the 4th Wall, so that should keep her...
ZAP
Pinkie: OW!
Wiz: Told you.
Boomstick: Ah, finally, a use for electricity. Like a tiny pony Spider-Man, Pinkie has her own early warning system in the form of a Pinkie Sense. Whatever situation is coming up, Pinkie is informed a few seconds ahead of time with all sorts of different character tics, such as a door opening or falling down a ditch.
Wiz: The Pinkie Sense is so abnormal that even Twilight Sparkle, one of the most intelligent Ponies around, couldn't fully understand it. In fact, many of Pinkie's powers could pass for straight up Toon-Force, including her Hammerspace in which she houses various different items.
- Arsenal
- Party Cannons
- Confetti
- Bubble-gum Cake Batter
- Cannon ammo
- Various desserts
- Party equipment
- Element of Laughter
- Party Cannons
Boomstick: Like her Party Cannons, which fire out concussive blasts of confetti, the batter for cakes or even herself. Or normal cannonballs.
Wiz: Befitting her status as a party-planner, Pinkie can also pull out a large assortment of party equipment, such as giant cakes, balloons or rides. And she's also a good baking chef, which, whilst not exactly making useful weapons, still serve some use in at least blinding foes when thrown at them.
Boomstick: Or distracting them with their taste. She'd do well on the Great British Bake-Off. Hey Wiz, are we going to include her Element of Laughter in this analysis?
Wiz: Well, we could, but it's never been shown if she can use it without the other elements in tow, especially since the Magic element is needed to power them all. Even then, Pinkie has proven that she doesn't need the Element for every situation.
- Feats
- Hosts town-wide parties
- Outpaced Rainbow Dash
- Wrestled with Fluttershy, who helped lift a frozen cloud
- Prevented a Yak War
- Pieced herself back together after falling apart
- Took a blast from Nightmare Moon
- Defeated Changelings, Discord, Tirek
Boomstick: You'd think an oddball such as her wouldn't be much help in certain situations, but the opposite is true. One time, when she and her friends got surrounded by an illusion of evil trees, she was able to break it simply by laughing at them. The trees I mean, not her friends; she laughs with them, not at them.
Wiz: Speaking of her friends, many of Pinkie's capabilities can be found through her interactions with them. Like Rainbow Dash. If you recall, when she utilized the Sonic Rainboom, it doubled her speed of Mach 5 to Mach 10. Since Pinkie can often catch up to Rainbow Dash at her normal Mach 5 speeds, this would be a good indicator of Pinkie's own speed.
Boomstick: And for her strength, Pinkie scales to Rainbow yet again who according to Lightbuster30 could lift up to 277 tons.
Wiz: During her time as a defender of Equestria, Pinkie has helped ward off all manner of evil forces, such as the Lord of Chaos Discord and the magic-stealing Tirek.
Popup: Although Pinkie took a blast from Nightmare Moon, who possesses Luna's power to move the moon, it's highly unlikely Pinkie got hit by a power comparable to one that can move the moon due to the different magical uses.
Boomstick: As a party-planner, Pinkie hosted parties throughout the entire town and even literally pulled herself back together after literally falling apart from relief. True story.
Wiz: But if there's one thing we all known, it's that something doesn't thrive outside of it's element. If Pinkie finds herself depressed and feeling left out, she can either fall into a deep depression or straight up start to go actually mad.
Boomstick: Still, throughout Equestria, you won't find a pony more dedicated to making others smile.
Interlude[]
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set, time to end this debate once and for all.
Boomstick: It's time for a Death Battle!
The Battle[]
Pinkie: Please Twilight!
Pinkie was currently hugging onto one of Twilight's back legs, much to the Princess' ire as she attempted to walk with the pony clinging to her.
Twilight: Pinkie, I told you, it's a gross misappropriation of magic usage.
Pinkie: But bigger is better, especially when it comes to fruit!
Twilight rolled her eyes and sighed in exasperation.
Twilight: Oh, okay then, if it'll make you happy.
Soon both were standing outside of Twilight's crystal castle, a pineapple on the ground in front of them.
Twilight: Okay then, her goes.
From her horn shot out a beam of magic that struck the pineapple, and soon it had grown to a massive size.
Pinkie: Hooray, thanks Twi!
Twilight: You're welcome but...do pineapples usually have doors?
Pinkie: Dunno, I found this one at the bottom of the ocean.
Twilight: And how did you get to the bottom of the oc-?
Pinkie's entire body started to twitch and spasm, and Twilight knew what this was.
Twilight: Pinkie, your Pinkie Sense! It's predicting...
Pinkie's eyes also widened as she came to the same conclusion.
Pinkie: A real doozy.
The aforementioned door suddenly slammed open, startling the two of them with the yellow thing now standing before them.
Spongebob: I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm not in Bikini Bottom-Hey wait a minute.
Pinkie: Oh sorry, I didn't realize anyone was living in there.
Spongebob waved his hand.
Spongebob: Oh, no problem. Say, would you like to try a Krabby Patty?
Pinkie: What are those?
Spongebob: Only the tastiest things in the whole wide world bar none.
Twilight's eyes widened and she looked over Pinkie, who still had her good natured smile on her face, but her eyes showed a different emotion. One of rage.
Pinkie: Actually, my signature Chimicherrychangas are the best foods in the whole wide world.
Spongebob gasped with full on horror.
Spongebob: How dare you! M'am, prepare yourself!
Spongebob put his fists up as Pinkie pawed the ground. Twilight knew what was coming and made herself scarce, taking a tentative step backwards before straight up running away before the battle got underway.
FIGHT!
The sponge and the pony charged towards each other, leaped into the air and slammed their fist and hoof respectively together, creating an equal force that sent the two flying backwards to land in the same exact spots they had originally started. Ignoring this fact, Spongebob leaned his back and hollered into the sky with his classic;
Spongebob: LUH-LUH-LUH-LUH-LUH-LUH-LUH!
Complete with his tongue lolling out before he charged straight towards Pinkie, lashing out with a barrage of punches and karate chops, which Pinkie sidestepped, keeping a smile on her face as she did before ducking under Spongebob's double chop in an outwards X motion and whipping around to deliver a buck-kick straight into Spongebob's face, sending him skidding backwards several steps, his face puckered into itself before poping back to normal. It did so just in time to let him see Pinkie flying through the air towards him, back leg held out to deliver a flying kick to him. However, Spongebob stretched his form out and formed a hold in his body through which Pinkie sailed through, completely missing her target. Forming himself back to normal, Spongebob stretched out his arms to grab a hold of the still motion-gripped Pinkie by her shoulders, before spinning himself and thus Pinkie about and hurling her a good distance away to where she had lunged at him from moments ago. Pinkie hit the ground face first, her face-planting leaving a shallow trench as she grinded against the ground, her back legs sticking comically up in the air. She brought her face out of the ground, spitting out a chunk of dirty lodged in her mouth and gagging.
Pinkie: Okay, now you're asking for it! And the best way to kill somepony is with kindess! So have these!
She leapt back to her hooves, in her front hooves a silver tray with a particular delicacy on them.
Spongebob: Egad! Eclairs!
Pinkie began hurling the pastries at Spongebob with the speed of a machine gun, pelting Spongebob with them and covering him in their cream. However, Spongebob tensed up his body and absorbed the cream into himself before firing it back in shots at Pinkie through his pores. Pinkie moved her head back and forth in a blur, biting the edible projectiles out of the air. As Spongebob ceased in his return-fire, Pinkie also stopped her motions, revealing her mouth was full to near bursting, before swallowing the cream down in a single gulp. Spongebob blinked in surprise.
Spongebob: Wow.
He then turned around and dashed back into his pineapple house, slamming the door behind him.
Pinkie: Hey! Come back here and give me some helpful criticisms on my cooking!
She dashed over to the pineapple and kicked the door open, marching inside the pineapple and looked around. The inside of the fruit/building was pitch black and she couldn't see very well, but if she had looked up, she would have been Spongebob clinging to the ceiling above her.
A creak upwards suddenly drew Pinkie's attention and her head snapped upwards, only for Spongebob to charge at her from the darkness in front of her, his jellyfish net in hand; with a yell, he swung it down and trapped the pony in the netting.
Spongebob: Ha-ha! A quick re-purposing of Old Reliable and you are-
Pinkie suddenly separated into several pink body segments that slipped through the netting's holes and to freedom. As Spongebob balked in surprise, Pinkie landed in front of him, now with the addition of a party cannon pointing at his face.
Pinkie: Par-tay!
Spongebob let out a shriek before dodging to the side of a blast of confetti and streamers, showering the walls with the party decorations. As Spongebob ran from the cannon's line of fire, Pinkie fired off more shots of both party decorations or dessert batters, coating the inside of Spongebob's home in the two different types of shots as he dodged around them, even dodging as a pole bearing a flag with a balloon symbol on it as it skewered his chair. Spongebob eventually ran into the kitchen before Pinkie appeared in the doorway, firing off another shot from her party cannon which Spongebob leaped to the side to avoid. He landed on the sink and Pinkie turned her cannon towards him. Thinking fast, Spongebob turned on the tap and water came out, pouring over him as he began to absorb it, increasing himself to a large size before firing the water at Pinkie, who fired a stream of cake batter from her cannon. The water and batter collided mid-air, struggling to overpower the other, but as Spongebob continued to take on water, his water stream grew stronger than Pinkie's cannon blast, eventually forcing itself down the cannon's barrel. The backing of batter and water caused the cannon to swell before exploding, propelling Pinkie into the air before Spongebob fired another stream of water that slammed into her, sending the pony flying back into the living room through a kitchen wall.
Getting back up, Pinkie shook herself dry, her hair poofing up slightly before she willed it to re-straighten. Spongebob, still swelled with water, marched out the kitchen after her and fired another stream of water at her. Although it appeared to strike her directly, when the watery blast subsided, Pinkie was revealed to have pulled an umbrella out of nowhere and had used it to block the attack. Tossing aside the umbrella, Pinkie then reached into nowhere and drew out a small plastic bundle with a button wired to it.
Pinkie: To reiterate my point, PARTY!
Pinkie jabbed her hoof down onto the button and the package started expanding, pressing Spongebob up against the wall and muffling his yells of surprise. Although Pinkie too suffered the same fate, it didn't stop her from gleefully yelling out;
Pinkie: Here it comes!
'It' came in the form of the package fully expanding into its full formation, a giant cartoonish float of Pinkie that smashed apart the pineapple, sending rubble, wrecked decor and Gary, tucked into his shell, flying all over the place. What was sent soaring straight upwards meanwhile was Spongebob and Pinkie Pie, who hovered high in the air briefly before realizing the other realized they were by each other, and they engaged in a slap fight before they started falling back towards. Instead of hitting the ground, they instead landed on the Pinkie float, which sent them flying through the air in another direction. As they flew forward, still slap-fighting, Pinkie turned her head and saw something.
Pinkie: Hey, there's my friend Rainbow Dash in the middle of her Death Battle.
Spongebob: Really; who's she fighting?
Pinkie: Some kid from a movie about superheroes. I think they're just at the part where they-
Their conversation was interrupted as the landed forcefully on the ground a few feet apart, flowing up a cloud of dust around the both of them. Spongebob got back to his feet first, wobbling a bit, before Gary's shell clonked on his head and into his hands, the snail inside unfurling.
Gary: Meow.
Spongebob: I know Gary. I'm taking care of it!
Gary went back into his shell before Spongebob rolled him like a bowling ball out of the scene of battle before turning back to face Pinkie who blew away the dust cloud still surrounding her with a spin of her tail.
Spongebob: Ah-ha, no more cannon now!
He then immediately ate those words when Pinkie pulled out a whole load of cannons from nowhere, ling them up on either side of her, each one with a string tied to their trigger which Pinkie held. With a grunt, Pinkie pulled on the strings and fired out cakes at Spongebob, who whipped out his spatula. As the cakes came near, Spongebob slashed out with his spatula, deflecting or slicing the oncoming cakes. As the cannons continued to fire, Spongebob ran around ahead of the barrages, pulling out his bubble mix and blowing out several bubbles which shot towards the cannons and popped loudly, knocking the artillery back. No longer coming under fire, Spongebob was able to dash towards Pinkie and slash at her with his spatula. The pony blocked the attack by pulling out a balloon, quickly blowing it up and forming it into a sword which she blocked Spongebob's spatula with. In spite of the two improve swords being unsuitable for actual swordsmanship, they still held up against the other and somehow even produced sparks. After a while of the black lock, and the sponge and pony locking determined gazes, Spongebob slid his spatula upwards to the top of Pinkie's balloon sword, angled the aforementioned top through the prongs of his cooking tool before slicing it downwards, trapping the balloon sword. He then twisted the spatula, popping the balloon sword. Pinkie recoiled back from the bang briefly before pulling out another balloon to shape into a sword and slashed at Spongebob, who countered with a swing of his spatula to pop the balloon sword. Undeterred, Pinkie created another two balloon swords, yet these two shared the same fate as their predecessors and were popped by Spongebob's spatula swings. Pinkie grimaced before reaching into nowhere to try and pull out another balloon.
But instead she pulled out one of Spongebob's detached arms. Just as she realized this, it had poked her in the eyes, prompting Pinkie to yelp and stumbled back. Seeing his chance for an attack thanks to his improbable attack, Spongebob lunged forward and slashed down at Pinkie. However, in spite of being blinded by the pokes in her eyes, Pinkie's Sense alerted her to Spongebob's attack and she dodged to the size as the spatula struck empty ground. As Spongebob struggled to pull it from where it had been deeply wedged in the ground, Pinkie ran around him in a blur. When she came to a stop, Spongebob had been tightly tied onto a massive firework. Holding a match in her hair, Pinkie struck it against the ground and lit the firework's fuse.
Spongebob watched the flare get closer with dread.
Spongebob: Oh Barnacles.
The firework soared into the air as Spongebob yelled in terror before it brightly exploded. Gasps of appeal from Ponyville sounded as Pinkie watched her handiwork whilst yellow cubes rained down around her.
Pinkie: Well, that's that then!...so where are the big red letters at the end?
Her eyes widened when she suddenly noticed the yellow cubes were all covering into a single location, before reforming back into Spongebob, in a dramatic kneeling pose.
Spongebob: You're tough alright, so I guess I won't be enough to take you down.
He stood up to his full height as Pinkie readied herself for whatever Spongebob would come at her with.
Spongebob: So I guess I'll need to turn to...
He pulled out a pellet, throwing it on the ground to throw up a smoke cloud that upon retracting revealed himself to be completely the same.
Spongebob: Fryboy! Defender of-oh.
He pulled out another pellet and this time when the smoke drew back, he was now wearing a caped outfit.
Spongebob: Fryboy! Defender of the Krabby Patty!
Pinkie blinked, before frowning and taking a karate-Crane stance, balancing on one of her legs, before letting out a wailing war-cry and leaping towards Spongebob. Acting fast, Spongebob drew out a piece of lettuce, tomato, onion, two buns and a Patty, forming them together into a Krabby Patty which he then tossed into the air and smacked it towards Pinkie with his spatula. Due to her war-cry, Pinkie's mouth was wide open for the Patty to fly straight into it. Pinkie's eyes widened as she tasted the sandwich, chewing it up and swallowing it.
Pinkie: This...is...amazing!
Spongebob beamed.
Spongebob: Oh thank you! Have some more on me!
Spongebob then began firing more Krabby Patties at Pinkie, who chomped them all down in singular bites as she went off one of her hyperactive tangents.
Pinkie: Oh-these-are-so-good-I-can't-stop-myself-from-eating-these-super-scrumptious-sandwiches-somepony-really-should-stop-me-addition-is-no-laughing-matter-wait-a-minute-I'm-the-Element-of-Laughter-isn't-that-funny-but-what-was-I-talking-about-before-that's-right-these-delicious-sandwiches-
Spongebob: I remember something I said to my friend Squidward which I should really tell you as well.
He pondered as he continued whacking Patties at Pinkie.
Spongebob: Oh that's right, they go straight to your thighs.
Pinkie blinked just before biting down on another Patty and looked down to see she had swelled to a round fat shape, looking ready to burst.
Pinkie: My thighs?
Spongebob: Yeah. And then you blow up.
Pinkie's pupils dilated before;
BOOM!
She exploded from the mass of Krabby Patties inside of her, showing the entire area with the sandwiches and pink remains. Spongebob cringed as he looked about.
Spongebob: Yeesh. Hang on a moment; how am I still breathing?
KO!
Outcome[]
Wiz: Ugh, what a way to go.
Boomstick: Are you kidding? Death by burgers looks like a swell way to meet your maker. Both Pinkie Pie and Spongebob were very bizarre combatants but the spongy kid ultimately had more legs up over Pinkie.
Wiz: He didn't hold all of them, however, since Pinkie scaling to the 220+ ton lifting Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash shows she was much stronger than Spongebob. But ultimately, that strength didn't matter much against what was arguably Spongebob's best advantage; his insane regeneration.
Boomstick: It didn't matter how strong you were if you were if you couldn't stop your opponent from recovering from whatever you threw at them.
Popup: Even if Pinkie could use her Element of Laughter without the other Elements powering it, Spongebob has been able to regenerate from Neptune's power, showing he can recover from supernatural and magical damage.
Wiz: In terms of speed, this was an area Spongebob firmly held over Pinkie thanks to scaling to Patrick who ran up to the sun at the speed of light, which we aren't viewing as an outlier considering that discontinuity in his series is used for comedy and nothing else.
Popup: When eating his arms, the fact they regrew in time to keep up with his fast eating proves Spongebob’s regeneration would be too fast for Pinkie to leave any major damage.
Boomstick: Still, the argument could be made that Pinkie's physics breaking abilities meant that Spongebob was hard pressed to actually be capable of putting her down, considering she put herself back together after literally falling apart. That is, if Spongebob didn't live in the kind of world he does.
Wiz: Let us explain. You see, in the world of Equestria, Pinkie is kind of a wild card with her toon-force and non-magical physics breaking, and is one of the few to be able to. Spongebob, on the other hand, lives in a world pull of people who have cartoonish abilities like his own and has often had to contend with them on a regular basis. So it's likely that Spongebob could come up with a way to effectively defeat Pinkie thanks to his experience and his own abilities.
Popup: Examples of Spongebob’s possible means of defeating Pinkie Pie could be found when he unraveled the entire show from a loose thread, and how he’s comparable to Plankton who pulled apart atoms, all of which are examples of his toon-force capabilities.
Boomstick: Pinkie was a pony whose absurdity made her match for all manner of dangerous foes, but Spongebob had the speed, regeneration and toon-force expertise over the Element of Laughter. Or as should we say the Element of Slaughtered.
Wiz: The winner is Spongebob Squarepants.
Next Time[]
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Enhanced with the bites of animal
Trivia[]
- Connections: Both animals from popular cartoon franchises who are well known for their happy and energetic personalities which can annoy several people to great extents. Both also have the ability to use toon-force, are excellent cooks, have come into conflict with divine individuals, and are firm believers of friendship.
- Animation Style: 2D.
- OST Idea: 'Elements of Fun', which refers to how both characters wish to have fun and spread this to others, SpongeBob's F.U.N. song and Pinkie's Element of Laughter.