| SpongeBob vs Chowder | |
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| Season Episode | Season 1 |
| Air date | TBA |
| Written by | DreamyLuigi/GoCommit |
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SpongeBob vs Chowder is a Fan-Fiction DEATH BATTLE!
Description[]
Nickelodeon vs Cartoon Network!, This companies might be known for Being cartoon rival companies, but when their whacky restaurant young owners, who always seem to be happy, optimistic, naive, immature and hyperactive with some Crazy Toon Force out of the common matches. It would become some chaos unable to stop!, Who will win?, Will SpongeBob fry up his Victory? Or will Chowder end up eating his victory like some candy?
Introduction[]
Wiz: Nickelodeon (often shortened to Nick) is an American pay television channel which was first tested on December 1, 1977, until it eventually launched on April 1, 1979, as the first cable channel for children
Boomstick: And Cartoon Network ((often abbreviated as CN) is an American cable television channel owned by The Cartoon Network, Inc., a division of the Kids, Young Adults and Classics division of Warner Bros. Entertainment, itself a subsidiary of AT&T's WarnerMedia through its Studios and Networks Group division.
Wiz: This channels were a big part of our childhood. But for this episode, we thought on finish this with probably their most random characters with most abilities of Toon Force (Probably only behind characters such as Uncle Grandpa, Timmy Turner, Bugs Bunny, Mickey Mouse, The Mask, etc). But they're still really powerful, eternally happy, optimistic, kind, naive and hyperactive characters due to their abilitirs and personalities alone.
Boomstick: This characters are, SpongeBob, the Sea Heroic Fry Cook of Krabby Patties from Nick.
SpongeBob Makes F.U.N. In DEATH BATTLE![]
Boomstick: Well, you know who is that Sponge who lifes in a Pinapple under the Sea.
Wiz: That's right, Boomstick. And SpongeBob SquarePants is his name.
Boomstick: SpongeBob SquarePants is that childish, funny and hyperactive Sponge we all used to watch since our childhood. He lives alongside his mascot Gary in the underwater city of Bikinni Buttom, alongside his best friend, Patrick Star, and this squid ripoff of Hulk but funny. Squidward Tentacles.
Wiz: He works as a fry cook of the Krusty Krab, doing those burgers named Krabby Patties. In really, who remembers his first episode?. If you do you should know this.
Boomstick: Yeah, SpongeBob is really skilled in his job and he hopefully Enjoys it! Every time we see this Sponge he does more krabby patties than you could actually count, and is always seen optimistic enjoying his Job!
Wiz: His greatest dream in his life is recive a boat license. But uh, let's say he ain't the best driving.
(A Clip of SpongeBob driving Recklessly doing chaos across the Bikinni Buttom is found).
Boomstick: Ha!, This Sponge makes me laugh!
Wiz: However, SpongeBob has a good-hearted nature loving to hang out with Patrick, and his teacher is Mrs. Puff and his Boss is Mr. Krabs. SpongeBob also does a lot of stuff, like training Karate alongside his friend Sandy Cheeks, Jellyfishing alongside Patrick, doing Krabby Patties, even going to space, and saving the world of his Enemy, Plankton even being a superhero alongside the Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.
BIO: 
Name: Spongebob Squarepants
Origin: Spongebob Squarepants
Gender: Male
Age: 29 years old
Classification: Anthropomorphic Sponge
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Wiz: SpongeBob might look weak, but he is Really strong, SpongeBob is able to literally End Stringing a Galaxy, doing effort to juggle and end erasing it, alongside the Universe itself too, making it end like a White Void!
Boomstick: Yeah!, has dragged a Anchor around, can Lift Houses, lifted Mr. Krabs, lifted the Boat Mobile in one hand, can fall hard to damage enemies with his body, brokened wooden tikis, robots, and other objects with a Bubble Wand, and can ram through Metal effort-lessly! , However his strenght can be inconsistent sometimes, however that's are gags made to do people laugh and they are done for entertnaiment. Like Daffy Duck hurt by bullets, or Peter Griffin dying by ants (Yeah, i am not joking).
Wiz: Yeah, SpongeBob aswell can grew himself up literally taking the size of the Planet Earth itself! If we want to know how big is the Earth. If we want to know the Earth's exac size. Earth's polar radius is 3,950 miles (6,356 km) — a difference of 13 miles (22 km). Using those measurements, the equatorial circumference of Earth is about 24,901 miles (40,075 km). However, from pole to pole — the meridional circumference — Earth is only 24,860 miles (40,008 km) around. Meaning SpongeBob is about 24,901 miles (40,075) in his Planet Form!
Boomstick: That's not even the only time he has done stuff like that, SpongeBob literally absorbed enough water he would grew up in sizes Able to become into the moon itself! That moon got calcled to be about mathematically KE (Relativistic): 1737036935468024028095920253676322719 joules/415.16179145985273635 yottatons, or Large Planet level!
Wiz: SpongeBob also has a Reef Blower that could suck the water of the Whole ocean and tanked it's explosion. Said Feat getting calcled around 21 yottatons of TNT or Large Planet Level!
Boomstick: SpongeBob aswell in the episode named Truth or Square has some Big ass BFR, Not even kidding, it sends PEOPLE TO SPACE! And that's not that impressive compared TO SPONGEBOB DOING MULTIPLE GALAXIES IN THAT SPACE!
Wiz: In the Episode, Squidward In Clarinetland, Squidward wants to get a locker to put his personal stuff in to avoid it getting dirty, So Mr. Krabs gives Squidward a locker. Spongebob decided to decorate and uses his reality warping/construction tools to add decorations. When Squidwards checks on it he sees that the locker is bigger on the outside than on the inside. And that Spongebob stole his Clarinet so he runs across the room and discovers a weird world that doesn't seem to have much reality. At the end of the episode as shown in the picture Spongebob's reality warping is to powerful that he pocketed Stars and a fragment of the galaxy/nebula itself in a locker. And SpongeBob also managed to rotate the earth, This got calcled around Dwarf Star.
Boomstick: And His Brain has a literal POCKET DIMENSION with a Sun!
Wiz: And SpongeBob is very fast, he outran the Atlanteans who can move around Speeds Massively Faster Than Light, String the Galaxy even the Universe in few seconds, and can scale to Sandy Cheeks, who is fast enough jumping from the moon to saturn in few seconds. SpongeBob also scales to Patrickwho literally ran to the sun! Also scales Squidward who can do this.
Boomstick: And hell, his durability does SpongeBob hard as fuck to be killed!, He can hit his head repeatedly with a Hammer without knocking himself out, gets chomped by giant clams, Is shredded by cheese greaters, tortured by educational TV, can took Beatings from Sandy Cheeks, who can lift Buildings, a Explosion sent him to Space, can be torn to pieces, turn to dust, flattened like a Pancake, incinerated, Or become a Puddle reforming instantly! His Regeneration doesn't stop there as he was literally Erased of existence by The String, The String able to erase his whole universe, only for him to laugh and come back the Next chapter! And Regenerates of this too!
Wiz: SpongeBob in smarts varies. Varies but he can be At least Genius at his best. SpongeBob is usually shown as naïve, gullible and clumsy. However, he is highly versatile in some areas. In terms of fighting, shown consistently to be on par, if not more skilled than Sandy and can be innovative in battle, able to take advantage of environment or weaknesses. He is a master fry cook that cooked Krabby Patties efficiently even as an infant, later grown up proved to satisfy hordes of Anchovies with an advanced Spatula gadget, bested a Krabby Patty Machine in swift succession, created remedies to stop Pearl's growth spurt and used these to amplify himself, and opened his own restaurant various times with success as seen "SpongeBob's Place" or with the Flabby Patty in disguise. At times a remarkable inventor as he has made a functioning rocket ship out of boat parts and created a device that sent them from the Krusty Krab to outer space, In "Christmas Who?" made a bottle sending machine, and he probably created the "The Spot Master 6000", which causes Spontaneous Molecular Distortion, and him and Patrick once created a clone of Squidward. With his bubbles he caused nearly the entire population of Bikini Bottom to travel to Texas in "Rodeo Daze", furthermore made sentient Bubbles in "Culture Shock" & "Bubble Buddy". Later, in "Bubble Town", he created an entire civilization on his own, and has also created destructive bubbles that effected Squidward. In "Dying for Pie" he has performed open heart surgery on Squidward; However SpongeBob has done this once more in "Code Yellow" alongside doing miraculously curing others, In "Truth or Square" he's an expert at decorating despite having a budget of 50 cent, but also to the point that he accomplishes impossible refurnishing tasked by Mr. Krabs. He is good at making clothes from scratch. He is a skilled musician, as he can play the guitar, drums, trumpet, ocarina, and flute, and has used these skills in the fist movie to save Bikini Bottom including a Mind Controlled King Neptune. Although it may not seem like it, he not only is a remarkable aircraft pilot seen in "Have you seen this is Snail?" But has smoothly driven with the Patty Wagon and could drive in a "Cooled" State of being.
Boomstick: And let's not forgive his Toon Force not gonna lie, he is a Cartoon and he can do whatever he wants with this thing!, his Toon Force, which let's him to regenerate most damage offscreen, Hammerspace which let's him took out some object out of nowhere, beats up Patrick without even touching him, fucks logic, somehow lits Fire underwater, turns the junk in Squidward's closet into Wallpaper, can enter inside dreams via astral projections, somehow shrinks his whole body, can create Rainbows with his Hands, functions without a brain, can duplicate to small versions of himself, etc. He also can literally teleport and beat up people without wanting to do so, alter gravity and Summon Rainbows, and break the Fourth Fucking Wall!
Wiz: Now finally, one of my favorite parts. His weapons, He has many Spatulas he can use to cook Krabby Patties or fight Pirates literally as a sword, he can also fly with one Aerodinamic Spatula from the first episode and in Nick All Star Brawl he could use it to attack opponents in the air multiple times, in said game he can also stretch himself and bite enemies with his teeth. He has a Jelly Fish Net he can use to hunt jellyfishes, a Karate Gear able to increase his strikes and generally SpongeBob does Karate Chops while using it, a Bubble Container and Bubble Wand can use Bubbles in alot of ways, even bowling balls or torpedoes or BFR people, and a Reef Blower could suck all water of the ocean and has Planetary Attack Potency and can do explosions.
Boomstick: He also has a Time Machine he can use to travel back in time, in the comics he was unaffected after meting Infinite versions of himself from other universes granting SpongeBob acausality, a Magic Pencil can drew and erase whatever he wants, the Magic Page he can use to grant wishes and turn into his Superhero form Invincibubble, who makes him buffer and gives better strenght and physical stuff and shoots bubbles from his antena can catch cannonballs but lasts a few seconds, a Invisible Spray turns him invisible but can be negged by water, and The Triden from King Neptune which shoots electricity, and Strings, he manipulated Strings to erase stuff in one episode to avoid pull them of people, or he can simply took out Strings off people and then erase them of existence and this also erases the universe too!
Wiz: And if you think he isn't violent. Well he knows karate and he literally tooked out his entire universe and everyone else (Except Patrick) just for fun so...
Boomstick: And if he is small, have you ever played Kirby? The dude's so small yet everyone considers him like Multi-Universal and SpongeBob can grow himself to planet sizes with Absorption anyways and him getting bullied by humans was just a gag made for make the audience laugh, and there's humans like Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy the Same EXACT Size of SpongeBob!
Wiz: As for more abilities, he can obviously breath underwater, Can manipulate Probability. can teleport, has transmutation, his mind makes people go insane, his Laugh can hurt ghosts and he can interact with the Flying Dutchman, he was even gonna live for a eternity, and can stretch himself.
Boomstick: SpongeBob has resistance to void manipulation since he can move in Voids too, Wiz.
Wiz: Yeah, when Mr. Krabs told him how to make chum, SpongeBob was so grossed out that his yellow color came off, tho after this he takes a towel, picks up the yellow color and puts it back on him. SpongeBob created chum with love and when Mr. Krabs ate it, he turned into SpongeBob giving him morality or empathic manipulation, He could also turn the Krusty Krab into a table game!
Boomstick: SpongeBob has also absorption, and he can control the plot alongside Patrick, smells Krabby Patties from the surface, (can go into and effect dreams, could read mrs.puff's mind when she was thinking , can causally mess with thoughtsand can transmit thoughts into the screen,.
Wiz: Also it was pretty clear that spongebob created better inventions then patrick, who created an actual universe. here is stated that mirrors = altern universes.There is also Infinite realities via the comics in the Crisis of Infinite Jerks comic.
Boomstick: SpongeBob can also do portals, and he had a sweater that when he weared emotionally ended haxxing him!
Wiz: And SpongeBob has some incredible imagination powers, able to imagine people end doing other stuff!
Boomstick: Now let's speak about his forms. The Quickster lets him to run from a mountain and back and can onflow Lava, basically increasing SpongeBob's speed, also Invincibubble which he uses using the Magic Page, strenght, speed and durability increases, his bubbles from its antena can damage metal and stop cannonball fire, but this form lasts about 20 seconds, and the Goofy Goober Rock, which lets him fly, shot lasers, and can even become the planet!
Wiz: SpongeBob funnily also has transmutation turning Patrick into a lifeless mayonaise jar, and has many resistances too. In "Plankton!", he possessed strong willpower that prevented him from giving Plankton a Krabby Patty while under mind control. Resisted Plankton trying to sabotage his mind with hypnosis. Ate Plankton's Jerktonium, which makes people subject to him, without any issues. When Plankton inserted SpongeBob's brain into a robot and forced him to make a Krabby Patty, he didn't do it. He wasn't erased by Patrick's rope, which was just like yours in which it erased an entire galaxy, instead it was turned into a rope and laughed at it. Laughed off being pulled by the string and has good enough shape-shifting abilities to counter transmutation. Resists the affects of “The Spot Master 6000" which creates Spontaneous Molecular Distortion. Was not scared of the Dutchman and has saw through all of his tricks in episode) Fragrance Manipulation SpongeBob in the episode resisted Patrick's breath which was basically the same as his, as they ate the same stink source, Since this bad thing sent buildings away, melted buildings and even killed people), Blood Manipulation (Doesn’t have any blood), He resisted and liked the lyrics of Patrick's song which can make people go to madness, Possibly Resistance to Soul Manipulation (He and Mr. Krabs lack souls and instead give I.O.U.s instead, He and Squidward were the only ones not affected by Jerktonium, which also makes people bitter and miserable. Survived Atmospheric Reentry which causes temperatures of of 3000 degrees Fahrenheit and survived the heat of the sun, survived being on the moon in the daytime, which can reach temperatures of 260 degrees Fahrenheit, was unharmed in the Heat Belt, Can survive in Outer Space and in the Cold Belt, Radiation Manipulation Survived being in the Radiation Belt and in Outer Space, Biological Manipulation Was unharmed when in the Radiation Belt, which deforms people, tanked Jellyfish stings, Was largely fine after eating a bucket of chum, of which even a small sample can give characters terrible stomach-aches, Could endure a sound so loud it was able to shatter buildings and glaciers, and he can take fists laughing since he is a Sponge without bones or organs.
Boomstick: SpongeBob however has weaknesses, he often makes mistakes, and rarely takes anything seriously at first and SpongeBob Can Be Dumb, Is Childish And Only Uses The Magic Page To Become Into Invincibubble! But even then we shouldn't mess with the Powerful Sponge of Nick!
I'M READY!
Chowder Eats the Planet in DEATH BATTLE![]
https://youtu.be/HOovl4CBO-A Wiz: Chowder is a small, eccentric 9-13 year old child who is serving as a chef's apprentice under Mung Daal.
Boomstick: Chowder lives as apprentice for Mung Daal and With Mung's wife, Truffles, in a room at the top of the catering business
Wiz: Chowder wants to become a great chef, but he is very impulsive, and often gives in to his urges.
Boomstick: And He is always hungry and eats anything, even a customer's order.
Wiz: Chowder can also regurgitate objects and is often used as a storage container by the other characters.
Boomstick: And according to his creator, he is a f*ck*ng Composite of a Cat, a Bear, and a Rabbit! You can imagine this existing; Wiz?!
Wiz: Uhhhhh, i don't know. That sounds like a creepier version of CatDog in the real world.
BIO: 
Name: Chowder
Origin: Chowder
Gender: Male
Age: 9-13
Classification: Cat/Bear/Rabbit Hybrid
Boomstick: You at first seeing Chowder would think He is Weak, but Hell, this Guy is frigging strong, not joking, Chowder LiftedLead Farfel, the heaviest object in the entire city and carried it a several feet forward If you look closely when they show the names on the lines, you can see e Endive at the bottom. Assuming the whole thing is as heavy as lead this is a pretty good feat. BUT THAT'S NOT AS IMPRESSIVE AS THAT CHAPTER WHERE HE FUCKING LIFTED A PLANET... AND ATE EAT LIKE BUBBLEGUM IN THE EPISODE NAMED BUBBLEGUM! HOW STRONG IS THIS GUY?!
Wiz: Well, Boomstick. Chowder also engulfed the earth with bubblegum aswell. This should do Chowder Class Z in lifting strenght, and Planet Level Attack Potency!
Boomstick: He can also survive his company's building destroyed alot and can harm Schnitzel and Mung Daal who compares to his strenght!
Wiz: However, Chowder's speed is not the greatest to say. Chowder is as slow as Mung Daal is, and Mung Daal is an oldman and he could barely keep up with Schnitzel, however he can be Hypersonic via this feat scaling to Schnitzel who could clim a mountain this fast...
Boomstick: Well, it kinda sucks he is strong but slow. That's literally the definition of a Bad Sonic The Hedgehog. Powerful but slow... At least his Bubblegum can engulf the entire planet in seconds.
Wiz: Chowder in durability is Susceptible to being blinded by debris, survived falling through the floor into a cave full of sapphire with only a minor concussion that lasted a few seconds, The Heist. And can tank the blast of his building multiple times.
Boomstick: And in smarts, Chowder is normally dumb, But Can make complex dishes just as good as Mung, managed to make a giant gingerbread house that could support its own weight where Mung had failed.
Wiz: Chowder's stamina Varies from Low to Extremely High. Portrayed as fat and lazy, but was able to sing for 20 years straight without stopping in Chowder Grows Up. Can complete a run in Sniffleball, an incredibly difficult obstacle course of a sport resembling baseball, among other feats of the sort when motivated. In The Sleep Eater, he ate all the food in Mung's catering company in one night.
Boomstick: Well, that's where Chowder stays in power. Now for his arsenal, he has Kitchen utensils (Spatulas, spoons, knives, peelers, etc.)
Wiz: For his arsenal, Chowder has the Burple Nurples A food created by Chowder that he unintentionally added poison to. If consumed, it could potentially give the opponent extreme poison.
Boomstick: Some Blormed Milk, A spoof of warm milk that causes the opponent to fall into a deep sleep if consumed.
Wiz: The Finger Paints, In the episode Paint the Town, Chowder got fed up with everyone bossing him around, so he used these to create an entire city filled with a bunch of living beings. Anything that Chowder draws with the Finger Paints will become real.
Boomstick: And Pizzazz, Featured in the episode, A Little Bit of Pizzazz!, it will spontaneously switch someone's body with the other upon consumption. When Chowder ate pizzazz, it caused him to enter Schnitzel's body.
Wiz: But all of this isn't even something to speak about, when Chowder has the Brain Grub. possibly the most overpowered thing in the chowderverse, gives one self awareness that they are in a fictional universe and gives them reality warping powers. It was a food that was baked by Mung Daal in an attempt to make Chowder smarter. However, upon eating it, he became too smart for his own good and broke the fourth wall, which resulted in the entire cartoon turning into Cooking Talk with Chowder.
Boomstick: For skills, well, he obviously has alot of Toon Force, he can regenerate of a pile of dust.
Wiz: Chowdeer is Reliant on the capability of his creators to animate him; Due to lack of money, his show lost all its animation, reducing the characters into their real life actors voicing them, all of whom eventually & relatively quickly gathered enough money to return the animation.
Boomstick: Immortality type 3 and 8 Chowder!
Wiz: His stomach is a bottomless void that generally can't be escaped from unless Chowder decides to spit out the target. He often uses this to inhale anything even a episode itself like Kirby and he can teleport which is very in character for him.
Boomstick: But now for some of his Toon Force, he can literally Warp Reality, Control the plot, even erase people of existence with his own words!, In The Sleep Eater, he deleted Truffles for an episode by claiming she’s not in it, and she wasn't seen for the rest of the episode afterwards. Chowder Rewrote an episode into something else. And In The Froggy Apple Crumple Thumpkin, he ate the episode. Finally, Chowder Can easily exit his cartoon and he Turned the entire show into Cooking Talk with Chowder after eating Brain Grub!, Hell this PlotHax is very OverPowered!
Wiz: Oh yeah, Chowder can also move in Voids so he can resist Void Manipulation.
Boomstick: Chowder can also control time as shown there in many ways https://youtu.be/_l5AXjOzAu4
Wiz: Chowder can also travel back in time, As seen in the episode Won Ton Bombs. Near the end of Chowder Grows Up, his younger self traveled to the future. He can also touch Kimchi, who is a cloud made of farts, so Non-Physical interaction.
Boomstick: Chowder also can stretch himself, and break the fourth wall, and can change it's aging https://youtu.be/wtw1gGCCggo!
Wiz: Chowder turned himself invisible so he could hide from Panini in The Bruised Bluenana. And the Tootin' Fruit Allows him to fly and deliver farts strong enough to create winds that can break down walls and throw people several meters away like if he was Wario.
Boomstick: Chowder Can walk across flaming hot coals with little injury, he Drove a ghost poultry out of his body in The Poultry Geist meaning he can resist Possesion, and can move when time is stopped, and After being frozen in The Brain Freeze, his brain created a mechanism to thaw him out and warm him up!
Wiz: Chowder might have crazy skills but he has his weaknesses, his speed being too slow, and He is very gullible, clumsy and can be cowardly. Has an immense appetite, and will do anything for food.
Boomstick: However we don't need to mess up with this Powerful CN Character!
No, you're not in this episode...
Intermission[]
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all.
Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A DEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAATHHHHHHHHHH BAAAAAAAATLEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Credits to TheGreatDimentio!
Fight[]
Location: Cooking Contest Challenge in Some Cartoon-Ish town.
First, we see Maaaaaaaaaaanyyyyy Characters from Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon, even people such as Bugs Bunny and Son Goku there, While some cooking challenge was happening, it was the greatest day ever from these two companies. It was some cartoon collab between these two companies named.
"Fry-Cooking the Laws of Physics!"
We see tons of food being served, and who would end up doing the food the fastest as possible. SpongeBob SquarePants or Chowder. They was cooking alot of Krabby Patties and tons of diverse food from Chowder. Many characters was getting impressed about this. But mainly their apprentices and bosses was going to root all out for them, Even more than all this CN characters.
Mr. Krabs: LET'S GO, SPONGEBOB... YOU CAN WIN THIS, BOY!
Mung Daal: DON'T GIVE UP, CHOWDAH, YOU WILL WIN!
Everyone was pretty happy, both was cooking pretty fast while Schnitzel and Squidward was just grouchy sitted down in a bench, Schnitzel doing his sounds and Squidward angry.
Squidward: This challenge feels like salty water... (Get the point?, Because SpongeBob lives in salt water. Lol)
Plankton and Endive also was seeing this, both however seeming to be short-tempered, and obviously Panini would end rooting Chowder and Sandy aswell rooting SpongeBob.
Then we end seeing the results of food cooked. SpongeBob made HUNDREDS of Krabby Patties, and Chowder just did a mid of random food.
And you wonder, who was the announcer... Well, it was Uncle Grandpa.
Uncle Grandpa: Good morning, watchers of this TV Show. I am your Uncle Grandpa, and we are here to know who is the best chef between this Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon programs. Alright so alright, SpongeBob. What you've made today.
SpongeBob: I Made some Krabby Patties, Uncle Grandpa. They are Ready now!
SpongeBob shows him the Hundreds of Burgers, making Uncle Grandpa's eyes bigger and his jaw fall.
Uncle Grandpa: Oh gosh, that should be tasty. I'll try one...
SpongeBob closes his fists with a face of worriness, but Uncle Grandpa ate it in one bite, and liked the taste.
Uncle Grandpa: Delicious, SpongeBob! Those burgers are really Good, what's the formula for these things?
SpongeBob: YESSS!!!, Thank you, Uncle Grandpa. Also about it, I can't say that formula, is a secret...
Uncle Grandpa: Oh, well. Don't be worried boy... Now time to see what you did Chowder.
Chowder: Ohhh, I made this soup of random flavor...
Chowder shows him the soup, it was giant, Uncle Grandpa grabs a Spoon and tries, but he gasps by the taste.
Uncle Grandpa (Gasp): Ewww, that was horrible!, Sorry Chowder, but I guess we have a official winner... THE WINNER IS.... SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
SpongeBob dances happily in victory.
SpongeBob: YAY!, I MANAGED TO WIN!
SpongeBob gains a trophy and his friends are proud he in fact won. However, Chowder and Mung Daal was different.
Mung Daal: CHOWDAH, HOW DID YOU LOST THIS?!
Chowder: Sorry Mung Daal, anyways im bet the Thrice Cream is better...
SpongeBob, however decided to agrue his Favorite Ice Cream.
SpongeBob: My favorite Ice Cream is the Triple Gooberberry Sunrises.
Then, they started some kind of Long argument for which ice cream is better, however at some point they ended deciding to end fighting.
Chowder: Alright, you already end searching problem at this point! Come on!
SpongeBob: I'm Ready! Both are seen in fighting stands, with Chowder using some fork and a knife and SpongeBob tooks out his spatula.
Credits to AGOODPERSON75
FIGHT!!!
SpongeBob first uses his Spatula and starts to deliever slashes towards Chowder, until he flies making it spin beating up Chowder in the air.
Chowder, however decides to stab and Slash SpongeBob with his Cook utensils, making SpongeBob's Spatula get slashed in half, and SpongeBob end turned into two pieces.
SpongeBob however quickly regenerates making Chowder end shocked, and SpongeBob then gets his Karate Gear.
SpongeBob: I LOVE KARATE!
SpongeBob proceeds to Karate Chop Chowder, making him end send to the air, creating many stars by the attack.
SpongeBob is seen with a smile in a fighting stand and then proceeds to beat up Chowder.
SpongeBob: It's Gonna be your end!
SpongeBob then proceeds to whack Chowder across the screen, breaking through it, and then Chowder realized he could leave the cartoon, and then he jumps across the screen breaking across it, and leaves With the brain grub while SpongeBob sees and Chowder eats the brain grub,
SpongeBob then wears some glasses approaching to Chowder noticing his head looked very big.
Chowder: I got the Brain Grub!
SpongeBob: Hmmm... That looks like something you used in just one episode.
Chowder: Let's just to say, I know the right people. (Chowder either using this to ask Mung Daal to do it, or The creators to give him this). With this Brain Grub, I can control reality and I know that I am part of a Cartoon. But even better, I can control the plot of this. So.... No, You're not in this episode...
SpongeBob proceeded to end dissappearing screaming no in fear, however the screen turns white as he regenerates, both getting into the Storyboards.
Chowder: What?, How we ended in the StoryBoards!?
SpongeBob: Oh... Bahahahaahaha! That was a nice joke, Chowder! I think probably the audience runned off money to continue the animation...
Chowder tries to make the plot and the episode come back, but SpongeBob uses the Magic Page, both doing cameos in a lot of Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network cartoons, doing massive destruction around until they thought on a idea to stop it.
SpongeBob: Wanna do some food?
Chowder accepts, and both are seen in real world with some animation similar to Deadpool VS The Mask reading some kind of Burger mixed with many random food, and they eat it.
Chowder: That was really tasty!
SpongeBob: I agree, This day was FUN!
Chowder: Yeah, but we should come back to the fight just like the script wants...
Both agreed and then, they are in some cartoon-ish stage at night, being like cowboys fighting eachother, Chowder decides to end this, trying to took out Some random switch but SpongeBob sees a String on him.
SpongeBob: Oh, look!
SpongeBob removes The String of Chowder's clothes and erases the Switch before Chowder would press it.
Chowder: What, how?!
SpongeBob: I just have used you're String to erase that switch. Sorry.
Many thunders and raining was falling, while Chowder appears to be seemingly depressed. He tried near anything to beat SpongeBob, but even the strongest attacks shouldn't take him down.
Then, some black void appears with Chowder seemingly sad.
Chowder: Look at this guy, that isn't me...
SpongeBob randomly summons a mirror, making Chowder watch himself with it, apparently bothered,
Chowder decides to send the Brain Grub and a letter while SpongeBob puts it in the Postbox,
Chowder: I was probably wrong all this time, Maybe i can't just do this... I'll do this right! I am not joking. Whatever is a Thrice Cream!
Chowder grabs his fork and knife while some light focuses him, then the stage becomes back to normal.
SpongeBob appears dancing with that suit from that episode (To be more clear, it's related to his winning dance in Nick All Star Brawl). This bothers Chowder while SpongeBob uses two spatulas and both brawls with their weapons for a second, until Chowder decides to suck and eat SpongeBob inside his bottomless stomach, SpongeBob however teleports back to the stage. Then both stilled fighting until SpongeBob proceeds to attack Chowder spinning with his Spatula, making the earth rotate and Chowder is seen from space in pieces, SpongeBob then uses The String flying to space.
Chowder: Oh-Oh...
SpongeBob: I'M READY!!!
While Chowder approached to a galaxy, SpongeBob strings Chowder alongside it, juggling him cartoon-ishly erasing him alongside the universe from the galaxy, killing Chowder and destroying the universe.
K.O!
SpongeBob: Bahahahaahahaahaha! This was the Best Day EVER!
Patrick then appears and the same things of The String episode happens, with SpongeBob finally ending the fight as a winner while the universe is still a white void, and then some dark void covers the cartoon saying "The End".
Results[]
Boomstick: And that's how some Salt of water ends doing the Best Day Ever in a Cartoon violence!
Wiz: Well, this was a tricky matchup. SpongeBob practically had physical stats over Chowder.
Boomstick: Yeah, he has just regenerated and tanked Faaaaaaaaaaaaaar worst than Chowder has done. Like, seriously, Chowder only has one planet feat, yet SpongeBob has tons of more, even one feat of the planet becoming into dwarf star (Especifically, the one he rotated the earth).
Wiz: Yeah, SpongeBob was also far faster than Chowder, Chowder maybe hypersonic, but hell, the SpongeBob's consistent MFTL+ shit like scaling Squidward who outran a empty universe, stringing the Galaxy and even the universe, scaling Patrick who ran to the sun and came back, scaling Sandy who could throw himself from the moon to saturn, and keeping with the Atlanteans who are MFTL, Those feats alone makes him far absurdly than Chowder to the point of speedblitz and Chowder's speed being a shame of a disadvantage there.
Boomstick: And in durability, holy fuck. Chowder might have tanked his building destroyed alot, and even that bubblegum stucking him in the planet, but SpongeBob is even crazier, he literally tanked the whole ocean's water blowing in his face doing a explosion from his Reef Blower, can be turned into pieces, dust, melted, incinerated, flattened like a pancake, even you erase him off existence and he take sit like a joke! This stuff alone is way better than Chowder's physical durability!
Wiz: Composite isn't helping either. Chowder might have defeated The Remote in a CN videogame, who sees CN shows as fiction low multi yet SpongeBob slapped Mawgu, a Multiversal-Buster and this composite alone for SpongeBob is far greater than Chowder's low multiversal!, This fight is likely Deadpool VS The Mask Electric Boogalo.
Boomstick: But Wiz, what about Chowder's hax?, Man he literally eats the episode, can make people take your place with some switch and can literally be aware he is a cartoon and He can erase you of the episode with his words! This just does his toon force and attacks something SpongeBob wouldn't tank!
Wiz: That's right Boomstick, Chowder's PlotHax might be annoying, but yet SpongeBob tanked far worst than Chowder and has fought other toon forcers, like Patrick, Plankton, etc, so toon force vs superior toon force isn't a problem when you can endurade it and have experienced some of it. Like, Sure. Chowder can eat SpongeBob, SpongeBob can read his mind and know he is doing it and teleport off the stomach of Chowder, he can also take SpongeBob's place, SpongeBob removes a string of Chowder's clothes and erases it or uses the Magical Pencil and this again. And He can erase SpongeBob of the episode doesn't really mean stuff when SpongeBob can just regenerate of being erased of existence.
Boomstick: Oh, I see now....
Wiz: So yeah, while Chowder might had been a dangerous opponent, with some powerful Hax, SpongeBob's resistances, hax and durability, OP Regeneration, strenght and speed and his own hax managed to take out Chowder of this Fight.
Boomstick: It seems SpongeBob ended beating Chowder in some Salt with Water there under the sea!
Wiz: And the winner is--
SpongeBob brokens the fourth wall and appears.
SpongeBob: SpongeBob SquarePants! Bahahahahaahahahaha!
Then the letter of Chowder is shown and they gets the Brain Grub.
Wiz grabs it and he is proud warping reality and spreading chaos.
Advantages and Disadvantages[]
Winner: SpongeBob
+Far stronger, faster, durable, smarter, experienced, etc over Chowder by physicality.
+Had haxxes to end beating Chowder like Existence erasure and transmutation and with his Imagination he can imagine Chowder doesn't use deadly stuff like his clonation countering SpongeBob's and imagine Chowder forgets the fight to beat him
-Had inferior toon force via Chowder's PlotHax would've leaded him to win
+Even if he had composites, he would still take stats over Chowder
+If Chowder Eats him, SpongeBob reads his mind to know or teleports off his stomach, If he says he isn't in the episode, SpongeBob regenerates and comes back, and if Chowder wants to end using the switch to make SpongeBob take his place, he can just erase it with The String
Loser: Chowder
+His PlotHax would've had done him win easily
-However, SpongeBob had his ways to counter his hax, like Chowder eating him nulled by teleportation or mind reading, the existence erasure, nulled by Regeneration and The switch taking his place, negged by the String erasing it.
-Far weaker, slower, less durable, worst regeneration, dumber and less experienced
-SpongeBob had haxxes could take him out such as Existence Erasure or Transmutation and his imagination would negate his best hax.
-Even with composite, SpongeBob would beat him
SPECIAL NOTE[]
I hope you liked this fight, i made alot of effort trying to research both of them accurately in some way i think we all could agree with the result and it tooked me this long, which maybe why the design of the page looks like you are reading it. But if you want to read it in some better way, there is this blog to help. Hope y'all feel agreed with this fight nicely. https://deathbattlefanon.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:El_Luigi_Numbuh_80/SpongeBob_vs_Chowder
SoundTrack[]
Credits to ZippedZoomer from Discord.
Description[]
SpongeBob SquarePants vs Chowder! Both of these young, optimistic and naive proteges of elderly restaurant owners are always willing to "fry up" the laws of physics, but only one will prove to be the superior cook.
Intro[]
Pre-Fight Poll[]
SpongeBob SquarePants Makes DEATH BATTLE! the Best Day Ever[]
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_45r48npS6U)
Patchy: Ok, unless you live in North Korea, there is no need to introduce you to me idol, SpongeBob SquarePants. I'm sure even your grandparents have heard of 'em!
Potty: Yeah, I mean c'mon, he's unavoidable. Not only has his show spanned 13 seasons and 3 movies for over 20 years, but he's a merchandise giant, he's a meme icon, he has a comic book franchise, and he's even had a Broadway musical. He's the Mickey Mouse of this generation, to put it simply.
Patchy: But since no Death Battle bio could be complete without an introduction anyway...SpongeBob is an eternally optimistic sea sponge who has always dreamed of working as a fry cook. He flipped his first patty when he was still a baby, and that's how it all started. So it's amazing to know he's always had his dream set in stone!
Potty: So on the history-changing day of May 1, 1999, the pilot episode premiered, where SpongeBob applied for a job at the local fast food establishment, the Krusty Krab, home to the renowned, irresistible Krabby Patties. On second thought, an underwater burger doesn't sound so good after all. (brawk) But anyway, his dimwitted best friend, Patrick Star, managed to motivate SpongeBob into working for the Krusty Krab. So much for an animal without a brain, eh?
Patchy: The greedy Eugene Krabs initially doubted SpongeBob for his naivety, so he tasked him to buy a spatula that couldn't hope of being real. But guess what happened? He found it, and he ended up saving his short-tempered neighbor, Squidward Tentacles, as well as Mr. Krabs of course, from swarms of hungry anchovies!
Potty: Mr. Krabs decided SpongeBob was a trustworthy fry cook after all, so he hired him on the spot, much to Squidward's disappointment.
Patchy: Things aren't always easy for SpongeBob, however. He often finds himself having to save the day from Sheldon J. Plankton, who is Mr. Krabs' rival. While Plankton's restaurant, the Chum Bucket, never receives any visitors, he has one simple, evil plan he'll never let go of -- steal the Krabby Patty's secret formula to run Mr. Krabs out of business.
Potty: Well, it's a good thing SpongeBob has what it takes to protect himself in a fight, because underestimating him may just lead to your own death...
Patchy: SpongeBob has achieved many impressive feats over the years. We'd be here all day listing each of them, so we'll just go over the most important ones.
Feats
- In several different ways, has stopped Plankton from stealing the Krabby Patty formula
- Despite being put under mind control by Plankton to seize a Krabby Patty, SpongeBob's willpower refused to give it up
- He and Patrick convinced their favorite superheroes, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, to get out of retirement
- Successfully caught Bubble Bass lying about him forgetting to put pickles in a Krabby Patty by pointing out the pickles were under his tongue the entire time
- Tricked everyone into thinking he was the dreaded Flying Dutchman (it would've worked perfectly if a jellyfish didn't sting Patrick's ass)
- Speaking of which, dug up valuable treasure belonging to the real Flying Dutchman
- Managed to get Sandy to stay in Bikini Bottom
- Sparred against Sandy in karate on too many instances to count
- Defeated the ruler of the ocean, King Neptune, in a cook-off
- Survived a harsh winter in Sandy's treedome with Patrick
- Competed against Patrick in the prestigious Fry Cook Games
- Has defeated his evil clone DoodleBob not once, but twice
- He and Patrick went to Shell City (a place no other sea animal returned from) to retrieve Neptune's crown
- Found the lost city of Atlantis
- Journeyed to the surface to reclaim the Krabby Patty formula from Burger Beard, and defeated him as a superhero
- Went inside Karen to get rid of a virus that was infecting her
- Has met Santa Claus, and once helped him repair the moon
- Defeated robot versions of his friends and himself
- His series is the longest-running Nicktoon, the fifth-longest running American animated series, has generated $13 billion from merchandise alone, and has only been rivaled by The Fairly OddParents (which has long since been cancelled, and for good reason)
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fM_r4rNsJ6A)
Potty: But that's only the beginning. (squawk) This yellow demon is strong enough to unravel the galaxy with a string. He also once casually shoved multiple galaxies into the Krusty Krab's kitchen!
Pop-Up: While it is true SpongeBob had to use a string to unravel the galaxy, he had no problems lifting and tugging said string, meaning he physically supported the weight of the galaxy.
Patchy: He can destroy his own brain, which is a pocket dimension that contains a sun, and he's created a realm with multiple stars, which would require him to pull off 1.688e63 joules!
Pop-Up: Although it can be argued the events of Squidward in Clarinetland were a hallucination, SpongeBob was clearly shown to have been constructing the locker for a few hours. But even if it was a hallucination, imaginations in the SpongeBob-verse have shown to be tangible, meaning the "hallucination" must have been real to begin with.
Potty: He once rotated Earth at a 360-degree angle and could casually move an anchor ten times bigger than himself with sheer pull force!
Patchy: He's able to contend with Squidward, who was moving an ENTIRE pirate ship in the same scene! In another episode, Squidward had no difficulties lifting up his house either!
French Narrator: The average pirate ship can weigh anywhere between a whopping 200,000 to 560,000 pounds. Easter Island Heads, which Squidward's house is modeled after, often weigh in at 14 tons.
Potty: But that's not all. When SpongeBob was in desperate need for a night light, he and Patrick moved a lighthouse around with no effort put in!
Patchy: Not only can he easily destroy metal walls, wooden tikis, giant robots, steel doors, wooden floors, and lift a boatmobile over his head, but he is capable of regularly fighting against Sandy Cheeks in karate!
French Narrator: Sandy herself is strong enough to eat an asteroid, physically pull a rocket ship, tank a fall from the moon, pull a boat down to the ocean floor, casually shatter a boulder with a single chop, lift up buildings over her head, create shockwaves, and wrestle against bulls.
Potty: He should easily scale past Santa Claus, who busted a good chunk of the moon, especially since SpongeBob himself could physically rotate it and could absorb enough water to become the moon, which brought Earth's tides back to normal.
Patchy: SpongeBob could create a massive explosion that eclipsed over Earth, resulting in 22.820321862 Ninatons. With help from Squidina and Pearl, they made a burp that expanded over the moon, which is 276 Exatons of TNT. And on a practically everyday basis, he can easily harm the other characters, all of whom survived getting crushed by the Alaskan Bullworm, who eclipsed over Bikini Bottom!
Potty: The structures of Bikini Bottom can withstand the force of a nuclear explosion, which we're about to get to.
Patchy: Also, some of the Bikini Bottomites are Frank, who turned off the sun and then back on, as well as Pearl, who is strong enough to shatter Sandy's treedome, which can withstand the force of the entire ocean being sucked into it.
Potty: Thanks to that, it should be a replica of when SpongeBob's Reef Blower did the same feat, which yielded in 21 Yottatons.
Patchy: Which reminds me, perhaps his most important strength feat is how he regularly harms characters capable of damaging him. Hell, he's even capable of hurting himself, like the time he cracked his fingers so hard he burst into tears! This means SpongeBob's strength mirrors his durability.
Potty: And that brings us to his durability. (squawk) On way too many instances to count, SpongeBob has shown he's tough enough to withstand nuclear explosions that have been calculated at 825 Megatons - enough firepower to destroy a mountain!
Patchy: And despite being an undersea creature, he's shown he can tank the heat of the sun. The sun usually contains a scorching hot temperature of 5,778 Kelvin, or 9,940 Fahrenheit!
Potty: On top of that, SpongeBob has taken beatings from Sandy, who is consistently shown as stronger than him, and he should also be far superior to the likes of Pearl, who tanked the impact of a rock that was tossed hard enough for it to circle around the moon within seconds! He could also survive the explosion of his Reef Blower, which contained the entire ocean at the time that feat occurred.
Patchy: Plus, he can withstand the horrible sounds of Squidward's clarinet, which can easily shatter ears, destroy icebergs, and collapse skyscrapers.
Potty: SpongeBob's body can take the force of him absorbing Goo Lagoon, which has resulted in 2.56 teratons of TNT, which is the equivalent to tanking an attack that can obliterate a small country.
Patchy: But if that wasn't enough, his body can also handle Patrick freezing all of Earth into one giant ice cube, which is a Small Planet level feat.
French Narrator: Patrick's brain freeze was severe enough to leave the planet frozen for over five billion years.
Potty: SpongeBob packs some pretty heavy speed too. To start things off, he could travel from Bikini Bottom to the outskirts of the Milky Way galaxy in five seconds, which brought in speeds of 8.1 trillion times the speed of light!
Patchy: He can keep up with and even outrun Patrick, who ran from the ocean floor to the sun in 11 seconds.
Potty: This means Patrick can move at 47,808,000,000 miles per hour, or 71.2894 times the speed of light!
Patchy: To further show how consistent these are, SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs and Sandy were able to outmaneuver the Atlanteans, who are immortal aliens that were stated to run "billions of light years" to carry a million-year-old bubble.
A clip from Atlantis SquarePantis plays, showcasing Lord Royal Highness saying, "This bubble is over one million years old. It was brought here when the first Atlanteans colonized this place, deftly hand-carried over billions of light years from our home planet."
Potty: This will undoubtedly sound just as weird, but SpongeBob is easily capable of keeping pace with Squidward, who could run across an empty universe within mere seconds.
Patchy: Oh, that's not even the weirdest feat here, so listen closely. One time, SpongeBob turned his head around so fast that he caught his reflection off-guard. While this may not sound noteworthy at first glance, it should be noted mirrors reflect light, which means SpongeBob looked into a mirror before the light photons being reflected could reach his eyes.
Potty: SpongeBob can keep up with Sandy, who can dodge The Flying Dutchman's optic beams, jump from the moon to Saturn in two seconds, and react to projectiles while flying her jet pack, which took her from Bikini Bottom to the moon in nine seconds.
Patchy: For the Saturn feat, the distance between Saturn and Earth is 926.71 million miles, meaning Sandy had to surf at 2487.31684123 times the speed of light. As for piloting a jet pack that can go from Bikini Bottom to the moon in nine seconds, the distance between Earth and the moon is 384,400km. 384,000 divided by 9 would equal 42711.111km/s, which is 14% the speed of light.
Potty: On too many occasions to properly count, SpongeBob has dodged lasers. This includes Plankton's infrared lasers, which would additionally mean SpongeBob can see infrared light.
Patchy: Intelligence-wise, SpongeBob is a lot smarter than most people credit him as. Yeah, we won't deny he tends to be naive and too trusting a lot, but he's no stranger to standing up for himself once he realizes what someone's true intentions are, like when Plankton tried to befriend him just so he could get a Krabby Patty, or when SpongeBob found out Mr. Krabs was using him to poach jellyfish for profit.
Potty: SpongeBob is a highly talented fry cook with a near-perfect record who is also a remarkable builder, as he once made a fully-functional rocket out of boat parts and created a perfect replica of Squidward's house within twenty-four hours.
Patchy: He is capable of forming on-the-spot plans, such as when he was cornered by DoodleBob, only to use DoodleBob's weakness to paper to his advantage. If that's not enough, he is a WAY better aircraft pilot than he is a boat driver, he has perfect memorization of all Krusty Krab policies, he built a giant clarinet out of kelp with Patrick, and he's probably a better artist than Squidward.
Potty: He can expertly play the guitar, drums, trumpet, orcarina, flute, and DJ set, and he definitely has a way with words, as he convinced an angry mob to stop fighting so that they could perform at the Bubble Bowl for Squidward's sake.
Patchy: Onto abilities, SpongeBob is a well-known user of Toon Force, which refers to defying the laws of physics in comedic manners. Thanks to this, it gives him a lot of helpful powers, such as his most iconic one - regeneration, which lets him come back from the most grievous of injuries in incredibly short, or instant, timeframe Potty: SpongeBob's regeneration is quite extreme, to say the least. He has been burnt to dust, turned into a cloud of mist, melted to a puddle, split in half, dismembered, decapitated, had his whole body explode into pieces, shattered like glass, and reduced to his skeleton, only to immediately appear fine and well afterwards.
Patchy: However, all of those pale in comparison to how he reformed himself from being popped into nothingness AND laughing off being reduced to his outline. And thanks to these, he should easily be on par with Patrick, who also came back from having his entire body popped.
Pop-Up: SpongeBob's strings were potent enough to have erased the entire galaxy. On another note, while the episode did end after Patrick reduced him down to nothingness, it is repeatedly shown throughout the series that SpongeBob's regeneration is nigh-instant.
Potty: Oh, and here's a fun fact - SpongeBob's regenerative capabilities aren't just a big "Screw you" to logic. In the real world, marine sponges can heal from any damaged body part. Which brings us to SpongeBob's malleable body.
Patchy: Just like how the theme song says, SpongeBob is definitely absorbent and porous. Normally, he is capable of using his spongy body to house substances into himself...
Potty: ...but his natural physical attributes can shield him from blunt force attacks as well.
Patchy: If he absorbs a substance, he will be able to use it as weapons, such as water and snowballs, and he can do this by expunging them from either his mouth, or his pores. Adding on, SpongeBob's full control over his body also allows him to create duplicates of himself, stretch his limbs, blend in with his surroundings by turning his body camouflage, produce extra arms, use his eyes as weapons, retain control over himself after having his body divided, manipulate his size, and fit himself into concealed areas.
Potty: And thanks to his rubbery traits, SpongeBob possesses remarkable shapeshifting. With his shapeshifting powers, he can take on the forms of different characters, replicate their voices, morph into objects, and expand his muscle mass.
Patchy: But SpongeBob's sponginess isn't the only ability he has; SpongeBob is capable of flying with total ease. While it's widely known he can do this by inflating his pants, he actually has many other ways of flying.
Potty: It's a fatal mistake to think SpongeBob lacks formal training, because he's quite the karate master. He can outmatch Sandy, who was trained by Fuzzy Acorn, with Acorn being so skilled that he's the only one to own the best belt in karate...the BLACKER belt.
Patchy: The talk of karate brings me to SpongeBob's stamina, which is damn impressive. As shown in To Save a Squirrel, it was shown SpongeBob could survive being stranded in the wilderness for an entire YEAR without food, water and shelter. Then, in Fear of a Krabby Patty, he worked a 43-day shift without breaks.
Potty: But wait, there's more! He stood still for three days straight in Clams, he did it again for FOUR days in Banned in Bikini Bottom, and he partook in a six-month long journey in Scavenger Pants without rest.
Patchy: SpongeBob can manipulate his own environment at his own will, whether it be rotating Earth's gravity, driving boulders (how the hell does he struggle to drive a boat, then?), or summoning bubble transitions to let him teleport.
Potty: Which reminds me, SpongeBob has shown he can bend probability in favor of himself. Yes, this happened while he was in possession of the Magic Conch (we'll go over this later), but there was also the time where he wished for a flying ice cream truck to pop out from the sky. Right when it was going to crush him, he pleaded to live. And he did. So this would mean SpongeBob's probability manipulation is so efficient that it can reach the scientifically impossible!
Patchy: But that's not all of SpongeBob's probability hax. What if we told you that there's a completely passive example?
Live-action stock footage is shown of a pig flying, and cats and dogs raining from the sky.
Patchy: Yeah, I thought so. Basically, in I'm Your Biggest Fanatic, Kevin enlisted SpongeBob on a series of dangerous tasks, such as capturing certain amounts of jellyfish, but this only caused the exact numbers of jellyfish to immediately appear in SpongeBob's net.
Potty: Later on, Kevin gave him even more dangerous tasks, like covering his face with jelly, only for Kevin to suffer from the pain instead of SpongeBob!
Patchy: To back up SpongeBob's luck hax even further, the episode SpongeBob Meets the Strangler is always another good example. You see, SpongeBob was targeted by the Tattletale Strangler, an infamous serial killer notorious for having a long history of murdering anybody who dares to try and turn him in.
Potty: The Tattletale Strangler tried to kill SpongeBob numerous times throughout the episode, but the only results were people randomly barging in and interrupting him no matter what.
Patchy: Then, near the end of the episode, the Strangler jumped out of a plane to escape from SpongeBob, only to crash through a conveniently-located prison and land in a cell!
Potty: To back up SpongeBob's luck even MORE further, there's a later episode where he bested Fuzzy Acorns on COMPLETE accident, and SpongeBob didn't even know about this until after Fuzzy was already defeated.
Patchy: It has been shown the Power of Friendship (no, that's not a reference to the filler-and-fanservice-ridden anime, Fairy Tail) can restore a being back to full health, which should include SpongeBob himself. It was so powerful on Mermaid Man and Viro Reganto that it caused them to stop fighting, strengthen the economy, stop energy crisis, prevent rain from occurring on Saturdays, and overall, bring world peace!
Potty: With sufficiently built-up anger, SpongeBob can spontaneously create a huge explosion!
Patchy: Wait, if nobody else in the Krusty Krab appeared for the rest of the episode, does that mean he straight-up fucking killed everybody inside?
Potty: SpongeBob can use his imagination to make anything he wants real, which not only includes portals to entire dimensions, but he can also create objects at his own leisure and make the impossible possible.
Patchy: Speaking of imagination, SpongeBob has many other mind-centered powers. He can transmit his thoughts to others, he can read minds, he can tell if someone else is reading HIS mind, and he can turn himself intangible to travel into other people's dreams.
Potty: Which is funny since SpongeBob resists mind control on an impressive degree. When Plankton took control over SpongeBob's body to give him a Krabby Patty, SpongeBob still retained his willpower. In a later episode, Plankton forced SpongeBob's brain into a robot specifically designed to give him a Krabby Patty, but he still disobeyed him!
Patchy: In ANOTHER later episode, Plankton repeatedly tried to sabotage SpongeBob's mind with hypnosis. Sure, SpongeBob initially fell asleep from this, but the rest of the effects were ultimately futile on him. To put the cherry on top of the metaphorical sundae, SpongeBob ate loads of Jerktonium in a MUCH later episode, which turned Bikini Bottom into "Jerks"...except for him.
Potty: And in case those aren't impressive to you for whatever reason, SpongeBob has shown he has potent control over the plot. He can edit the story's script, disorient panels, change the topic of the narrative, get the reader to draw whatever is relevant, and he can make whatever he draws real (this will be important later)! Heck, his writers can even help him solve mysteries and such.
Patchy: SpongeBob can transmute objects, and even people, if he desires. He once turned a fire-resistant suit into Pretty Patties, and in another episode, he turned Patrick into a lifeless jar of mayonnaise.
Potty: On a somewhat related note, he froze people solid and turned others into snowmen with his "cool" persona. Make that of what you will.
Patchy: SpongeBob can physically interact with stuff that would normally be impossible to interact with in real life, such as the Flying Dutchman, clouds, rainbows, sound, and thought bubbles. Now that I mention sound, he also has the powers of Broadway Force, which causes him to initiate a song, trapping everybody into it. This has actually saved his cubed rear on a few occasions, like when he burst into the badass Goofy Goober Rock song when Plankton was going to let King Neptune kill him.
Potty: SpongeBob can manipulate sand at his own leisure, which is more useful than it sounds considering how he made tanks, nukes, castles, loyal henchmen, mech suits, cannons and fighter jets with them. Neon Genesis Evangelion, anybody?
Patchy: SpongeBob's brain is a lot more useful than one would think, given how it's filled with workers who are constantly working to preserve SpongeBob's memories and make him focus on what he needs to pay attention to. All of these would make it harder for an opponent of his to take over his mind.
Potty: Hell, his thoughts were even capable of driving The Flying Dutchman insane. Yes, THE Flying Dutchman - the same immortal ghost who can claim souls, create eldritch abominations, and create a dimension full of nightmare-inducing shit.
Patchy: But a list of SpongeBob's natural abilities wouldn't be complete without his famous laughter, which is strong enough to hurt spirits, stun others, and drive opponents mentally insane!
Potty: Wait, his laughter can DAMAGE ghosts?! Jeez, he could've ended The Exorcist as soon as the movie began...
Patchy: In terms of equipment, SpongeBob certainly doesn't sell short. To start off with, there's his trustworthy spatula, which he names Spat.
Potty: Used primarily as a piercing weapon, this bad boy is hydrodynamic with port-and-starboard attachments and a turbo drive. It can cut through metal and furniture, and SpongeBob is so proficient with it that he came out on top of a sword fight with it!
Patchy: He has a jellyfishing net, which he never leaves behind. It is used to capture jellyfish, and while the typical net is made of bamboo, SpongeBob does have a better version...Ol' Reliable.
Potty: That wouldn't be the only jellyfish-centered item SpongeBob has in his disposal. With the Jellyfish Launcher, it does exactly what you think it does.
Patchy: Another item SpongeBob always has on him are his bubble-blowing equipment, which are more dangerous than they look.
Potty: I can vouch for that. SpongeBob's bubbles can be used as bombs, remove opponents from the battlefield area, burn the eyes of others, and create muscular lifeforms.
Patchy: Careful, Potty. You're gonna summon the bad apples of the JoJo fanbase with the last thing you said.
Potty: Don't worry, we have a security system that fires upon sight of people who laugh at the same three jokes.
Patchy: Oh, thank god. Anyway, for a general idea on how powerful SpongeBob's bubbles are, Squidward (who is, without question, comparable to SpongeBob) was unable to break out of one no matter how hard he punched it. His bubbles are also capable of transporting all of Bikini Bottom's citizens to Texas within a few seconds, as well as containing Pearl, a sperm whale. The average female sperm whale weighs in at 31,000 lbs.
Potty: With the Magic Pencil, SpongeBob can bring anything he draws into reality, whether it be creatures, weapons, or interdimensional portals.
Patchy: Now before you say "But I thought the pencil was broken in its debut episode!", it has been shown in Doodle Dimension that SpongeBob can summon a new pencil out of thin air. Which doubles as usefulness if the pencil were to get swiped from his possession or something.
Potty: The pencil's eraser can remove beings from existence, straight-up ignoring their durability, and can potentially negate their regenerative capabilities since, when half of SpongeBob's body was erased by it, he couldn't heal himself until he drew them back on.
Patchy: Another magical, writing-related item SpongeBob has is the Magic Book.
Potty: It's pretty much a limitless, PG-rated version of the Death Note, as anything SpongeBob writes down in the book will immediately come true.
Patchy: If the book gets destroyed or stolen, then SpongeBob won't need to worry, as the video game, SpongeBob HeroPants, confirms he has a spare page stored in his brain. But that's not all. Bubbles the Dolphin, who is the watcher of the SpongeBob universe, stated it has potential to destroy all of reality!
Potty: There's more feats to show how powerful this bootleg Death Note truly is. It buffed SpongeBob and his friends into superheroes, it nearly caused the movie to end, and Burger Beard used it to banish SpongeBob and co. to Pelican Island!
Patchy: SpongeBob can easily go through any point in time with his time machine and make any changes accordingly.
Potty: The Magic Conch is a toy shell that SpongeBob and Patrick used to answer their questions while stranded in a kelp forest.
Patchy: But it's not just a toy - it makes SpongeBob luckier than ever! With the Magic Conch, a supply of food literally dropped from the sky right after Squidward told him that his answers wouldn't come from the sky. Later on, it prevented Squidward from getting any food, but when Patrick asked Squidward's question verbatim, it accepted him instead.
Potty: The Reef Blower is the underwater equivalent of everyday leaf blowers, and they are powerful enough to suck the entire ocean dry nearly instantly, as we mentioned earlier.
Patchy: The game Plankton's Robitic Revenge gives him some handy gizmos, which include...
- Pickle Blaster - Shoots pickles that do a great deal of damage to opponents
- Condiment Cannon - Rapidly shoots out globs of ketchup, mustard and relish
- Portable Tarter Sauce - Shoots out streams of...well, tarter sauce
- Neptuning Fork - Shoots out electric rays
- Bubblegum Blaster - Shoots out explosive gum
- Exploding Pie Launcher - Self-explanatory
Potty: Oh, now we're bringing up his underrated games, huh? Now that brings us to his power-ups from the SpongeBob edition of Drawn to Life, each of which lasts for 30 seconds.
- Karate Glove - Grants double damage for each attack
- Helmet - Protects SpongeBob from fall damage
- Hopping Boots - Allows SpongeBob to jump a lot higher than normal
- Feather Hat - Allows SpongeBob to freely glide
- Jellyfish Net - Lets SpongeBob destroy any incoming projectiles and attack while in midair
- Ninja Shoes - Massively boosts SpongeBob's speed
- Bubble Blower - Hits enemies that are far away from SpongeBob
- Spike Shoes - Lets SpongeBob walk on spiked surfaces without getting hurt, and walk on slippery surfaces without any hassle
Patchy: SpongeBob's Sponge Bowl is a yellow bowling ball used to flatten enemies like a pancake, which can become a spiked ball and explode. And with his Sonic Wave Guitar, he sends a wave of energy to long distances that can outright demolish opponents.
Potty: He has a pop gun that was supposed to be used for harvesting moon rocks. It can be used to trap opponents underneath nets, including Mr. Krabs, who is normally portrayed as tougher than him. Though while it does carry infinite ammo, it does need to be recharged before shooting again.
Patchy: And with Mermaid Man's belt, SpongeBob can shrink all of Bikini Bottom, engulf people in fire and cut others in half. And it can change the M for mini, to W for wumbo. Sorta.
Potty: Last but not least, SpongeBob has his Invisible Spray, which is exactly what it says. SpongeBob used this with Patrick to scare the residents of Bikini Bottom, but it does have one drawback - the effects can be undone if water is splashed on him.
Patchy: Wait, what the fuck? But he's underwater!
Potty: For transformations, SpongeBob has three, and since The Quickster came first, we're going to begin with that. He has the uncanny ability to run really...quick. No, seriously, it greatly boosts his speed.
SpongeBob: Wanna see me run to that mountain and back? Ya wanna see me do it again?
Patchy: His Goofy Goober Rock form allows him to burst into the sick titular song, giving him an electric guitar. The guitar can release blasts, which saved all of Bikini Bottom from Plankton's mind control...
Potty: ...but this form also allows him to turn into the planet. Yeah, that's a thing.
Patchy: And finally, there's the Invincibubble, which SpongeBob is buffed up to if he uses the Magic Book. Unlike with The Quickster, it massively improves all of his physical stats this time.
Potty: In this form, he fires off bubbles as if they were bullets and capture incoming projectiles. His bubbles also come in floods, which are powerful enough to cover an entire street!
Patchy: But as much as you may have seen this section coming, SpongeBob isn't precisely a flawless character. SpongeBob is good-natured at heart, although to be fair, he can be an aggressive combatant when need be, especially once he notices his opponent is a violent fighter. Plus, he's the same guy who killed a bunch of scallops for trying to eat a Krabby Patty he had a crush on, so...
Potty: He is naive and can easily be tricked, although again, this may not be much of an issue, because whenever he's tricked by the likes of Plankton and Mr. Krabs, it's not uncommon for him to stand up for himself once he notices what's going on.
Patchy: Also, he's wall level at best and is weaker than humans because of how small he-
Potty: Hey, cut the bullshit before I debunk that bullshit argument.
Patchy: Sheesh, take a joke, Potty! Can't I mock BS arguments once in a while?
Potty: Oh, thank god, I was gonna beat you to a pulp.
Patchy: You wish. Anyway, SpongeBob is very prone to cowardice and has a long list of fears to prove that. But really, no matter how imperfect he is, it doesn't ultimately matter as SpongeBob will undoubtedly remain as the most iconic cartoon character of this generation and has impacted pop culture like nobody else. Suck on that, Loud House!
SpongeBob: You know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, it's that you are who you are. And no amount of mermaid magic...or managerial promotion...or some other third thing, can make me anything more than what I really am inside - a kid.
Chowder Stirs Up Trouble in DEATH BATTLE![]
Intermission[]
Pre-Fight[]
On a Saturday night, most people would be indoors either browsing this wiki (I know you are) or watching an overly-sappy and melodramatic "drama" on Netflix, or maybe playing a video game. Well, two chefs were the exception to that: SpongeBob SquarePants and Chowder. At the Oyster Stadium, there was a cooking competition being broadcast on live TV, and they were accompanied by their mentors, Eugene Krabs and Mung Daal. Both of these young cooks were standing ten feet apart from each other.
"Watch and learn, Shnitzel," Mung told his underpaid, older apprentice, Shnitzel. "For months, I've trained dear Chowder how to perfect the arts of making fresh batches of Flam-O Burgers." Shnitzel wasn't very enthuiastic, however. "Radda radda radda radda," he uttered in a similar manner to how Pokemon communicate. He was asking how they could breathe underwater. "Because this is an episode of that Death Battle show," Mung replied. "You know, the same show that sparked those bland jokes about time and tips. Or whatever it was."
Fight![]
Results[]
If SpongeBob wins:
Patchy: Chowder was undoubtedly a formidable opponent, but he only had a fat chance in losing. SpongeBob had what it took to square out the odds of a victory.
Potty: The winner is SpongeBob SquarePants.
If Chowder wins:
Patchy: SpongeBob was nothing more than a fish out of water here, while Chowder managed to chow his way to success thanks to how this fight was a piece of cake for him.
Potty: The winner is Chowder.
If it's a tie:
Patchy: These young cooks may excel at frying up the laws of physics, but there was no way either of them could actually win.
Potty: The battle is a draw.
Next Time[]
Post-Fight Poll[]
Trivia[]
- The connections between SpongeBob and Chowder are that they are immature, hyperactive and naive proteges of elderly, father-like restaurant owners (Mr. Krabs and Mung Daal), and they regularly annoy their older, pessimistic coworkers (Squidward and Shnitzel). They love cooking like nothing else, their favorite foods are ice creams that have quirky names (Triple Gooberberry Sunrises and Thrice Cream), and they are often made out to be wimpy (SpongeBob for his showings of low lifting strength, and Chowder because of his obesity), although they tend to survive almost anything thrown at them anyway. Their closest friends are fat, dimwitted and loyal individuals (Patrick and Gazpacho), as well as smarter, unusual pets who have odd ways of communicating (Gary speaks through meowing despite being a snail, and Kimchi is a fart cloud who speaks through blowing raspberries). Things aren't always peaceful for SpongeBob and Chowder, though, as Mr. Krabs and Mung have intense rivalries with antagonists who want to be more successful than them (Plankton and Endive) and have comically differing heights (Plankton being incredibly tiny and Endive towering over the main cast while being very heavy). To top it off, C.H. Greenblatt (the creator of Chowder) used to be a writer and storyboard artist for SpongeBob's second and third seasons.
- The battle would be animated in hand-drawn animation.
- The track title would be Chow-ing Up Some F.U.N.
Description[]
Introduction[]
SpongeBob SquarePants Squares up for a DEATH BATTLE![]
Chowder Takes the Moon and the Sun in DEATH BATTLE![]
DEATH BATTLE![]
Analysis[]
| SpongeBob Vs. Chowder | |
|---|---|
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| Season | 2 |
| Overall Episode | 28 |
| Season Episode | 2 |
| Air date | ??? |
| Written by | ThunderStar20 |
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| Previous Sonic Vs. Kirby (X Vs. Right Back At Ya!) |
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SpongeBob Vs. Chowder is Season 2, Episode 2 of ThunderStar20's Death Battles, bringing back SpongeBob SquarePants from the eponymous cartoon show against Chowder the eponymous cartoon.
Description[]
Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network's optimistic cooks are ready to bring the heat to the arena!
Interlude[]
Metroid: SpongeBob SquarePants, Bikini Bottom's Star Fry Cook.
Thunder: And Chowder, Mung Daal's excitable protégé!
Metroid: Working a dead end job as a cook would usually be considered a fate worse than death...
Thunder: But these two overpowered goofballs seems to love everything about it! He's Metroid and I'm Thunder!
Metroid: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.
SpongeBob SquarePants is ready to square up![]
Thunder: Oooooooo--
Metroid: No, we are not doing that!
Thunder: Oh come on, it's fun!
Metroid: No, no it isn't.
Thunder: Killjoy.
Metroid: Welcome to Bikini Atoll, a location in the ocean. Beneath it lies a town of anthropomorphic fish, who live life as people do on the surface.
Thunder: But let's skip that junk, we've covered this guy before. And he's back for a victory! It's SpongeBob SquarePants!
BACKGROUND
Height: 4 inches
Weight: 1 ounce
Occupation: Middle Management Fry Cook
Managed to bounce back from Season 1 thanks to status quo
Still failing his Boating School Exam to this day
The peak of the Average Jellyfish Hunting Enjoyer
Metroid: Despite SpongeBob's cheery naive attitude, he's far from a helpless citizen.
Thunder: Yeah, as we've mentioned before, SpongeBob's a utilized of the everpowerful ability that is Toon Force, which the biggest middle finger to the laws of physics!
Metroid: This actually makes him an incredibly hard to actually get the jump on. For instance, he may be extremely small, but he can actually shift his size at will.
Thunder: That ain't all he has up his sleeves! But have you guys noticed how his weird sleeves--
Metroid: SpongeBob can easily duplicate him and make and stretch his limbs to insane lengths. He can make extra limbs, camouflage with his surroundings, and even fit into small areas or control his body even if severed from him.
Thunder: And he's absorbent, yellow and porous as he too, able to suck of any kind of liquid, even snowballs. And if he has a limit, it's stupidly high since he can absorb enough water to replace the goddamn moon!
Metroid: He also has an incredible healing factor. You can burn him to ashes, melt him into a puddle, reduce him to dust, blow him to pieces or even reduce him to a literal string, and he'll recover almost instantly.
Thunder: But let's actually talk about his actual fighting skills! SpongeBob has a weird control over Bubble blowing, allowing him to basically create whatever he wants.
Metroid: And they hold the same abilities as the genuine article; bomb bubbles explode, for one. He can even create living beings, allowing SpongeBob to essentially never be outnumbered.
Thunder: The Magic Pencil has the same effect, being able draw whatever he wants to life, but with an extra bonus; the eraser can erase anything, and seems to counter regen since SpongeBob couldn't regen a missing piece of him till he drawed it back!
Metroid: SpongeBob also has a Jellyfish Net called Ol' Reliable to catch people or objects, a Hydrodynamic Spatula that can allow him to fly or even be used as a sword, and Pop Gun that ensnares anything it touches in a net.
Thunder: He also has has a Reef Blower that can suck up the entire ocean. And when it exploded, had a force of 6,000 yottatons! And when he has Krabby Patties, he can eat them to nullify mind control, heal wounds, or have them detonate!
Metroid: SpongeBob is able to turn gravity with ease, drive boulders, did a six-month long search with no breaks, used the scene transition to make shortcuts, got out of someone's stomach by using the belly button, and with enough anger, can cause explosions.
Thunder: He can use his imagination to make things real, read minds, can tell if someone is reading HIS mind, and can resist mind control, even if his brain is placed into a robot to be controlled! He even ate Jerktonium, and didn't become a jerk.
Metroid: He can even transmute objects or people, like when he turned Patrick into a jar of mayonnaise. He can freeze people solid with a "Cool Persona", can touch intangible objects like sound, ghosts, and thought bubbles, and can make tanks, nukes, castles, henchmen, mech suits, cannons, and Fighter jets out of SAND.
Thunder: His Brain is filled with workers who are preserving his memories, his thoughts SCARED the Flying Dutchman, and his laughter can drive people insane! If that's not enough, he is able to make on the spot plans, built functioning rockets with boats, and is a skilled karate fighter, able to keep up with blacker belts!
Metroid: And if that's not enough, SpongeBob has potent physicality. He once unraveled the entire universe, leaving a white void behind as a result. Not only is this a clear universal feat, but also a immense great speed feat, as he did it all in 5 seconds, which is 8.2 times 10 to the 78th power times faster than light.
Thunder: ...That's...insane. How are you not flabbergasted?
Metroid: We've covered characters with immeasurable speeds and infinitely multiversal power, this is tame in comparison.
Thunder: Fair. Still, if you're the bad guy, and you hear the words "I'm ready!" from this Sponge, you are NOT gonna have a good day.