Description[]
SpongeBob SquarePants vs. Rayman! Both teams are duos that consist of happy-go-lucky and greedy heroes, but in a fight to the death, which side will show better teamwork?
Disclaimer: Both teams will be composited (show and games for SpongeBob and Patrick and all games for Rayman and Globox).
Interlude[]
There are many iconic duos in fiction. However, most of them have the same character traits: one is energetic and heroic while the sidekick is usually a coward. And today's fighters are no different.
SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Star, the sponge and star from Bikini Bottom.
And Rayman and Globox, the thingamajig and frog creature from the Glade of Dreams.
I'm TheGameBoyAdvance, and it's my job to analyze their armor, weapons, and skill to find out who would win a Death Battle!
SpongeBob and Patrick Have The Best Day Ever In Death Battle![]
At this point, there's no need to introduce you to SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Star. After all, he has his own show, spin-offs, movies, comics, merch, and more. But since this is death battle, I have to introduce the star and sponge anyway.
On the date of May 1, 1999, we were introduced to SpongeBob SquarePants, an optimistic and naive sponge who loves about everything. But there is nothing more he loves more than fry cooking. That's why he decided to apply to the Krusty Krab. However, he lost confidence in himself and was about to give up. Fortunately, his best friend Patrick Star was there to motivate him! SpongeBob was once again determined to convince Mr. Krabs into hiring him.
Mr. Krabs initially had no interest in hiring SpongeBob, so he sent him to find a spatula that doesn't exist. After leaving, Mr. Krabs and Squidward unfortunately got caught in a dinner rush with anchovies. While you might think this isn't a problem, you are very wrong. The anchovies swarmed Squidward and Eugene, desperate to get their Krabby Patties.
All hope seemed lost until SpongeBob came in with the hydrodynamic spatula he was ordered to find. SpongeBob did what he did best and created Krabby Patties for every hungry anchovy there! It was at that point that Mr. Krabs finally realized how much money he could make from him talented SpongeBob really was. The yellow sponge was finally hired as the Krusty Krab's fry cook.
Despite his cowardly appearance, SpongeBob and Patrick are actually pretty powerful. And it's a good thing too, since they always have to save the day from Sheldon J. Plankton. And before I go over his stats, I should clarify that SpongeBob and Patrick are far stronger than the Below Average Human to Wall tier people always put him at.
For starters, SpongeBob created an explosion that eclipsed the Earth. A feat that is over 22 ninatons of TNT. That's enough power to destroy a dwarf star! And if you think that's an outlier, don't worry, I've got plenty of feats to back that up. Like the time SpongeBob spun the Earth around. Factoring in the angular velocity and the rotational energy, SpongeBob should be capable of outputting over 35 ninatons! And Patrick has been shown to consistently be stronger than SpongeBob!
They should be comparable to Santa Claus, who can destroy part of the moon. Speaking of the moon, SpongeBob created a burp that expanded over the moon. This feat results in 276 exatons, although it has to be split due to the fact that Squidina and Pearl. Even then, SpongeBob's burps are still strong enough to destroy the moon!
Let's not neglect their lifting strength either. They should upscale from Squidward who could lift his own house and pull a pirate ship. His house is an Easter Island Head, and those things can weigh up to 14 Tons! As for the pirate ships, those weigh at least 100 Tons and at most 280 Tons! Together, they could a lighthouse and carry it all the way back to their house!
*Popup: While SpongeBob has shown that he struggles with lifting teddy bears and drinks, these anti-feats don't disprove any of his other feats. All cartoons have anti-feats every now and then because the scene has to be comedic.
SpongeBob and Patrick don't let down in durability either. He survived being at center of the bomb that destroyed Bikini Bottom, a feat that resulted in 412 Megatons! That's powerful enough to destroy a mountain! Patrick also survived this explosion although he was far away from the bomb.
SpongeBob's body can tank absorbing Goo Lagoon, which has resulted in 2.56 Teratons! Enough to destroy a small country!
SpongeBob and Patrick can survive the sounds of Squidward's clarinet. At first glance, that doesn't seem that impressive, but the sounds can collapse skyscrapers and glaciers!
SpongeBob is incredibly resistant to heat as well. He's shown to be unaffected by the heat of the sun. The sun contains a temperature of 9,940 Fahrenheit!
*Popup: It's possible that SpongeBob is only vulnerable to heat if he's out of water.
SpongeBob and Patrick are pretty fast runners. Patrick can run near the Sun and back in seconds! SpongeBob is capable of outrunning him. This means SpongeBob and Patrick are faster than light!
*Popup: Although it's impossible to know whether or not Patrick actually ran to the Sun, he should still be FTL.
To prove this is consistent, SpongeBob moved fast enough to catch his reflection off-guard. This feat may seem insignificant at first but it should be noted that mirrors reflect light. So in order for SpongeBob to move faster than his reflection, he'd need to be faster than light.
SpongeBob and Patrick should scale to Sandy considering that she fights them all the time. Sandy can dodge optic beams, jump from the moon to Saturn, and react while flying her jetpack. Her jetpack to her to the moon in nine seconds.
For the Saturn feat, the distance between Saturn and Earth is 926.71 million miles, meaning Sandy had to surf at 2487.31684123 times the speed of light. As for piloting a jet pack that can go from Bikini Bottom to the moon in nine seconds, the distance between Earth and the moon is 384,400km. 384,000 divided by 9 would equal 42711.111km/s, which is 14% the speed of light!
Onto his abilities, SpongeBob and Patrick's most well-known power is his regeneration. They can regenerate from being popped as a bubble, reduced to ashes, split in half, having their body parts taken off, and even regenerate from being reduced to dust!
Once he absorbs something, he can use it as an attack by shooting it from his holes or mouth. For example, he can fire several snowballs or a giant stream of water. This ability is especially useful for long-ranged attacks or defense.
Similarly to Luffy, his body is very resistant to blunt force attacks.
Although The Sponge Who Could Fly would have you believe SpongeBob is incapable of flight, that's not true at all. He's shown several times that he can fly. He can fly naturally, inflating his pants, or using his body manipulation to turn himself into a balloon.
SpongeBob can manipulate the environment around him. He can use boulders as a mode of transport. SpongeBob can use the bubble transition to teleport to any location.
SpongeBob has plenty of mind-based powers. He can read someone's thoughts, tell if someone is reading his own, and transmit his thoughts to others. And to go with that, he has a limited resistance to mind control like when Plankton tried to control him.
SpongeBob has the ability to transmute objects like when he turned Patrick into a jar of mayo.
SpongeBob has shown that he is a very lucky guy. Like when Kevin gave him multiple tests of catching jellyfish and the jellyfish flew into his net! He even asked to live when a truck was about to crush and he did!
One of his most dangerous abilities is nothing something you would expect. His laughter. It can drive anyone who listens to it insane!
And I thought my sister was annoying. She doesn't even come close!
Lastly, SpongeBob and Patrick have the ability to manipulate the plot. They can edit the story's script, mess with the panels, and change the topic.
To add to the duo's natural abilities, I will talk about their equipment. First is SpongeBob's trusty spatula, Spat. While it's more commonly used to cook Krabby Patties like all spatulas do, it can also be used as a sword.
SpongeBob and Patrick has access to special suits from Mermaid Man. SpongeBob's costume is the Quickster, a suit that lets him run but quickly.
Patrick's outfit is the Elastic Waistband, a suit that allows him to stretch his body.
SpongeBob also has some power-ups from the obscure video games. I'm just going to list them here.
- Pickle Blaster - Shoots pickles that do a great deal of damage to opponents
- Condiment Cannon - Rapidly shoots out globs of ketchup, mustard and relish
- Portable Tarter Sauce - Shoots out streams of...well, tarter sauce
- Neptuning Fork - Shoots out electric rays
- Bubblegum Blaster - Shoots out explosive gum
- Exploding Pie Launcher - Fires exploding pies (wow, who would've guessed?)
- Karate Glove - Grants double damage for each attack
- Helmet - Protects SpongeBob from fall damage
- Hopping Boots - Allows SpongeBob to jump a lot higher than normal
- Feather Hat - Allows SpongeBob to freely glide
- Jellyfish Net - Lets SpongeBob destroy any incoming projectiles and attack while in midair
- Ninja Shoes - Massively boosts SpongeBob's speed
- Bubble Blower - Hits enemies that are far away from SpongeBob
- Spike Shoes - Lets SpongeBob walk on spiked surfaces without getting hurt, and walk on slippery surfaces without any hassle
SpongeBob isn't flawless however. He's very cowardly and isn't a very aggressive fighter. He's incredibly naive and is pretty easy to trick.
Patrick, on the other hand, is very stupid, and like SpongeBob, he's cowardly too.
Even with their flaws, you can count on SpongeBob and Patrick to save the day from Sheldon J. Plankton.
SpongeBob: Hey Patrick, are you mad too?
Patrick: Yeah.
SpongeBob: Why?
Patrick: I can't see my forehead.
Rayman and Globox Are Legends In Death Battle![]
Not all hope was lost. A group of fairies known as the Nymphs planned to create an agile and humorous hero that would defeat the nightmares and crack up Polokus with his hilarious antics. This was the legendary hero, Rayman!
In case you are wondering where are his limbs, which is understandable, he was created without them. While the Nymphs were on their way to the ritual, they got distracted with zombie chickens. As a result, they arrived with less Lums. There wasn't enough illumination to give him limbs. But surprisingly, him not having limbs is actually more helpful. I'll explain more when I talk about his abilities.
As for Globox, he is a member of the Red Wizard clan. But while picking berries, he accidentally ate a moskito. It called its brothers and they relentlessly attacked Globox. As a result, his skin was turned blue. Sometime after that, Globox met Rayman while he was on an adventure.
Their friendship was solidified after they slapped each other. Strange, isn't it?
Let's talk about their power. Rayman scales past Mr. Dark, who could create a massive explosion. Measuring the height of the explosion in comparison with the mountains means Mr. Dark had to output over 1 Kiloton of TNT! Mr. Dark most likely exceeds that considering he toys with everyone until he battles Rayman.
He can hurt and even one-shot the Rabbids. These Rabbids can survive exploding themselves into space and even divebombing the Sun! For the second feat, that is over 32 exatons of TNT. That's powerful enough to destroy a moon! Globox should scale considering they've shown to be comparable to each other.
While we're on the topic of the Rabbids, Rayman's burps could create shockwaves that span a continent! Using the shockwave formula and the time it took for the burp to travel, Rayman's burps are over 6 petatons, or enough to destroy multiple continents!
Rayman and Globox can shake a constellation. Taking the radius of a constellation and using the surface of the radius in place with the universe, Rayman and Globox's punches hit with over 1 MegaFoe. If you don't know what a MegaFoe is, it's 1,000,000 Foe. One Foe has the energy of a supernova, so the duo hit with the force of over 1,000,000 supernovas!
Rayman and Globox could defeat the Nightmares in Rayman Legends, who were stated to create the worlds in the game. Each level and invaded level is described to be its own universe. This means Rayman and Globox should be Low Multiversal.
To prove that this isn't an outlier, Rayman should scale to the Rabbids who warped and destroyed his TV, which contains its own universe. Lastly, Rayman is stated and shown to be powered by the Heart of The World. The Heart of The World is responsible for creating Polokus along with the Glade of Dreams. Based on a description for Rayman 2, the Glade of Dreams has multiple universes contained within it (12 to be exact). So Rayman is powered by energy that can create multiple universes!
Every hero needs speed to compliment their strength. Luckily, Rayman and Globox has just that.
They consistently dodges bolts of electricity, which would be Massively Hypersonic. And he can scale to Murphy to could intercept bolts of lightning from a Zeus-like god.
Rayman can dodge laser beams from the Rabbids' mech. Before you say not all lasers are light speed, I have proof that it most likely is. For one, they don't explode when they make contact with Rayman or the ground. Secondly, the laser beams could burn a hole in a couch. Finally, they move in straight lines. This suggests that they are actually light speed.
Rayman and Globox scale to Razorbeard, who can react while piloting his ship in space. The average distance is 5 light years, and it takes two seconds for Razorbeard to pass by the stars. So Razorbeard would have to react at 2,366,766,945 times light speed or 1,587,193,270,284,528,405 miles per hour!
*Popup: It would be strange to assume Razorbeard used a vortex to travel considering that he was never shown using one.
To back this up, Rayman and Globox's attack speed is on a similar level. When Rayman punched the Dark Teensie into space, it took him 9 seconds to travel from the Glade to the moon. Assuming the nearest star to the constellation is about as close as the real world's closet star, that would mean Rayman and Globox sent the Dark Teensie to the moon 6755 light years in 9 seconds. That's 9474100000 times light speed, or 6,353,489,004,808,900,000 miles per hour!
Rayman and Globox are very tough nuts to crack. Rayman can survive hits from Mr. Dark, who as we've stated before, is a casual town buster.
Remember those burps strong enough to destroy mulitiple continents. Well, that feat should scale to Rayman's durability as he was beside the Rabbids who also did the same feat.
They've survived too many explosions to count. He no-sold the explosion of the Buccaneer, which is 10 megatons. Sure, Rayman's foot was seperated from his body but he wasn't actually injured. Rayman and Globox once again no-sold another explosion in the form of the factory in Moody Clouds. Using the explosion formula and the height of Rayman in comparison to the factory, Rayman and Globox had to survive a megaton of TNT!
Since the constellation feat was done with a physical attack, Rayman and Globox's durability would have to be comparable to his attack potency. And scaling of their attack potency, Rayman and Globox have taken hits from people that are comparable to them, so the duo should have Low Multiversal durability!
Now that physicals are out of the way, let's talk about their natural abilities. Rayman's most well known power is his ability to control his body parts in a similar manner to telekinesis. He can throw his fist over 10 feet with the Telescopic Fist. He can do the same with his feet. And with the Bodyshot, Rayman can throw his torso downwards to break obstacles.
Speaking of his torso, Rayman can mold his body into a ball. He hardly uses this technique, but when he does, he either uses it like a basketball to play around or as a bowling ball to knock someone down.
His hair can be used as a helicopter to slow his descent. Globox can do the same by inflating himself or flapping his arms. With air currents or blue Lums, they can fly freely.
Rayman is shown to be able to recreate his body. For example, when his body was turned to ash, he came back in the next scene just fine! His best feat comes from an educational game where Rayman is completely erased from existence! You'd have to attack his soul to kill him! (assuming he has one)
Another body-based ability Ray has is his power to shrink himself. He is just as fast and strong as he normally is in this state. However, he can only return back to normal with a star or a funnel.
With the Grimace, Rayman stretches his mouth wide with his hands, sticks out his tongue, rolls his eyes and makes a gurgling sound with his throat. As stupid as it sounds, it's actually useful for something. It can drive some enemies mad with fear or remove darkness from someone like how it can cure Red Lums.
Although Rayman and Globox prefer H2H, they've got some ranged attacks. Like the Magic Fist, an ability that grants Rayman the power to shoot energy projectiles. If charged, it can turn into a fireball. Globox can do the same but his can't be charged
In some minigames of Rayman Arena, Rayman and Globox can use the Ice Bullet to freeze an opponent solid for 2 seconds.
Another unnamed projectile Ray has allows him to take away someone's powers and use them for himself.
The Grappling Fist is a tether of energy that can be used to swing over obstacles or grab objects.
Teleportation is the last power Rayman has on him. It allows him to teleport (obviously). The max range of this ability is unknown, but we do know that he can go at least several feet with it.
A power exclusive to Globox would be his ability to make rainstorms. They can rust metal or grow plants.
While I'm talking about their abilities, I should mention their resistances. Rayman's body is very resistance to heat and magma as he wasn't affected when he was on top of a volcano when it erupted.
*Popup: While Rayman was stunned, this was most likely by the fall rather than the lava.
Transmutation isn't very useful on Rayman or Globox either. Yes, it will affect them, but Rayman can turn himself back in a matter of seconds like when he was turned into a frog.
*Popup: Rayman and Globox staying as ducks in Rayman Legends doesn't contradict their resistance as they transformed themselves back to normal at the end of the level.
Like most video game characters, Rayman and Globox have multiple power-ups on them to give or improve their abilities. But to prevent this section from being too long like my first Rayman bio, I'm just going to make little pointers.
Rayman
- Powers - Heals any damage Rayman takes. The amount depends on what type Rayman recieved.
- Golden Fist - Triples the damage Rayman deals with his fist.
- Speed Fist - Removes need for Rayman to charge his fist.
Rayman 2
- Power Fist - Triples the damage Rayman deals with his Magic Fist.
- Red Lums - Heals Rayman a small bit.
Rayman M
- Buzz Rocket - Fires a controllable rocket.
- Ultimate Barrier - An invincible barrier forms around Rayman and Globox for 10 seconds. Can take hits from people comparable to him.
- Glue Bomb - A bomb that sticks to an opponent. Can be sent back to Rayman and Globox.
- Rapid Bullets - Shoots 3 bullets per round and there are 3 rounds.
- Rubber Bullets - Shoots bullets that can bounce off of walls.
- Hound Bullet - A homing attack.
- Firework Bullet - A green explosion that damages anyone close to him.
- Flametounge Bullet - A controllable flame.
Rayman 3
- Vortex - Shoots tornadoes that can shrink opponents.
- Heavy Metal Fist - Doubles damage output.
- Lockjaw - A chain that can be used to swing off of rings and electrocute enemies.
- Shock Rocket - A controllable rocket.
- Throttle Copter - A propeller that lasts for a few seconds.
- Fire Protection - Makes Rayman completely immune to fire and lets him walk on lava like a reverse Jesus. (Hoodlums' Revenge exclusive)
Rayman Raving Rabbids
- Goth - Can shoot sticky gum, create bombs, and generate fire. It's worth noting that his flames can burn the Rabbids who can survive divebombing the Sun.
- Elvis - Gives Rayman a guitar, and lets him generate ice. His ice can freeze Rabbids who aren't affected by the coldness of space, meaning his ice has to be 3x colder than space!
- Funky - Increases Rayman's damage output, lets him solidify clouds, and control wind.
- Granny - Can pull carrots out of his ass, creates boulders, and control wooden platforms.
Rayman Origins/Legends[]
- Heart - Gives Rayman and Globox another hit point
- Blue Glove - Gives Rayman and Globox a boxing glove as a projectile. Can be set on fire by charging.
Rayman and Globox are in no way, shape, or form perfect. Rayman is very impulsive and doesn't really think things through. The only exception is when he can't brute force his way through.
His hands are easily removable. Although this isn't a problem since they have minds of their own, they can't come back if their contained with an object.
Globox is very cowardly and would rather leave things to Rayman. Though there are times when he fights.
Still, if you're having nightmares, you can always rely on Rayman and Globox to save the day.
Rayman: "Hey, we’re back where we started! Looks like we get a full night’s sleep after all."
Rayman: "Hey, what’s the matter, Globox?"
Globox: "It's Andy. I miss him."
Rayman: "Y’know, he’s happier now. Look at the Red Lums. How happy they seem."
Globox: "I don't care. I want my Andy."
Rayman: "I’m not sure that’s such a good idea. Besides, I wouldn’t know how to do that."
Globox: "You have to scare a Red Lum.
"[yawns] I'd hate to imagine what could possibly scare a Lum."
Intermission[]
The combatants are all set, I've run the data through all possibilities.
Right now, it's time for a DEATH BATTLE!
Intro[]
It was a bright and sunny day in Jellyfish Fields, and the jellyfish were swimming away. What were they swimming from? Simple. It was SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Star, the spongy frycook of the Krusty Krab and the laziest starfish in the sea. SpongeBob and Patrick were collecting different types of jellyfish.
SpongeBob caught a glowing jellyfish, "Patrick, look! I caught a rare breed," SpongeBob yelled as he stared in wonder at the Glowing Three-Spot. "Hey, I caught one too!" Patrick showed SpongeBob the generic pink jellyfish he caught.
SpongeBob and Patrick heard noises coming from behind them. They looked and saw some very small and pink creatures flying through the water via helicopter hair known as Electoons. "What are those things?" Patrick questioned. SpongeBob wasn't sure, but he wanted to get a closer look.
He tip-toed quietly towards the Electoons and captured them in a net. "Patrick, look!" SpongeBob and Patrick admired the strange creatures. The Electoons, on the other hand, weren't so happy about this. They started crying although it was impossible to tell as they were underwater.
Meanwhile, in a mysterious cave, a duo was swimming away from a group of flying fish. One of them immediately stood out for his lack of limbs. He had a purple t-shirt and a red hoodie. This was the hero chosen by the gods, the legendary Rayman. His companion was a blue frog-like creature. This was Globox, Rayman’s best friend.
The duo quickly swam out of the cave. Rayman and Globox noticed a large slab of stone conveniently right by the exit. They immediately pushed the slab in the exit. You could hear multiple thuds, indicating that the fish were trying to push the rock to no avail.
Rayman and Globox cheered as they got away safely. They then looked around the Jellyfish Field and realized something important: they were lost. They swam around the area trying to find a way to get back home.
The duo were looking around for a while until they saw SpongeBob and Patrick. While most would be terrified of seeing a walking sea sponge and star, Rayman and Globox had seen stranger things back in the Glade of Dreams.
However, one thing stood out to them. In the net of the sponge, there were several captured electoons. Neither Rayman or Globox hesitated to assume that SpongeBob and Patrick were Nightmares. Rayman swam towards SpongeBob and Patrick, but Globox got scared off.
The sea creatures stared in disbelief as they saw Rayman's limbless body. "What is that thing?" Patrick said while backing away. SpongeBob looked in his book about different types of animals similarly to when he did when he first saw Sandy.
Regardless of how hard he tried, SpongeBob couldn't find anything that resembled Rayman. So SpongeBob just decided to greet him. The sponge walked towards him and held out his hand. "Hi! My name is SpongeBob SquarePants! And you are?"
Rayman wasn't feeling so friendly like he normally is. In fact, he was quite annoyed. He punched SpongeBob and took the net from him. "SpongeBob!" Patrick screamed. SpongeBob wasn't too harmed but he definitely angry now. "You picked the wrong sponge to fight! I am a master of kah-ray-tay!" SpongeBob donned his karate gear. He kicked Rayman out of the water and onto the island above Bikini Bottom. Globox and Patrick swam after their friends in order to help them. The teams glared at each other before rushing after each other.
Fight![]
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY47bNAryPk)
Fistfight At The Seaside![]
Rayman threw a fist at SpongeBob which he jumped over. SpongeBob then landed multiple attacks before getting punched in the back by Rayman's fist. SpongeBob reacted in a way that Rayman didn't expect. "Bahahaha! That tickles!" Rayman grabbed SpongeBob and charged up his fist. SpongeBob screamed for dear life as he was tossed several feet in the air. Rayman threw a fireball at the young sponge and incinerated him. His ashes fell down. "Well, that was easy." Rayman thought to himself. He was about to go help Globox but got kicked in the back of the head. "It's gonna take a lot more than that to put me down!" From that point, Rayman knew that this sponge was going to be an issue.
Rayman punched SpongeBob several times but to no avail. His attacks sent SpongeBob into a frenzy. SpongeBob's laughter made Rayman cover his non-existent ears. He wanted this torture to stop! Seeing Rayman, SpongeBob took the chance to attack. The young sponge pulled out Spat and slashed Rayman multiple times. Before SpongeBob could slice Rayman one more time, Rayman fired an Ice Bullet which froze SpongeBob solid!
Rayman charged his fist until it caught on fire. The hero of the glade tossed his fist with all of the strength within him. SpongeBob was blown into pieces, but he immediately reformed his body. SpongeBob pulled out the Neptuning Fork and sent several bolts of electricity to Rayman. Rayman activated a Golden Heart just in the nick of time. The heart took the damage for Rayman as it turned to red.
SpongeBob tried to once again slash at Rayman, but because of the heart, his attack had no effect. Rayman started charging up his fist, ready to send the sponge flying. His opponent was also getting prepared to attack. The moment the heart shattered, both the sponge and the thingamajig punched each other square in the face.
The attacks sent both of them flying away. Rayman flew into a tree and was knocked out from the impact. SpongeBob suffered a similar fate of being knocked unconscious. His body was floating in the sea by the shore.
Unlike their best friends, Globox and Patrick were fully awake and sharing blows. Patrick punched Globox back a fair distance. Globox fired several energy bullets at Patrick. Patrick dodged most of them, and for the final one, he reflected with the Starfish Cartwheel. Globox was not prepared to block or dodge. The sphere had knocked him over as a consequence.
Patrick ran towards him while he was stunned. Globox looked back up in the nick of time and slapped Patrick into the sky. He fired another energy bullet, but this time, the sphere was aiming towards Patrick's pants. The sea-star howled as he was slammed towards the ground. Patrick's body was reduced to several pieces, but he rapidly reattached his severed limbs. If Patrick wasn't angry before, you could definitely tell he was now.
Patrick ran towards the coconut tree right beside him. He gathered all of the strength he could muster. He grabbed the tree and ripped it straight out of the ground! Patrick swung it with all of his might and knocked Globox tens of meters into the air.
Globox's landing felt like landing on a pillow....that was filled with rocks instead of cotton. And to add to Globox's pain, Patrick slammed the tree several times onto the frog-like creature. Globox, in the form a pancake, crawled out of the crater. Patrick didn't notice that he was gone and kept slamming the tree. Globox stretched himself back into his normal form. He winded up his hand to give Patrick a slap he was never going to forget.
Rayman and SpongeBob were slowly beginning to wake up from their little nap. "What happened?" SpongeBob asked himself. He then remembered he was fighting Rayman and got knocked out. SpongeBob realized that Rayman had got back up like himself. SpongeBob wasted no time and karate chopped Rayman a few feet away. The hero of the glade passed by Patrick as they were both flying. Patrick landed by SpongeBob and Rayman landed by Globox.
With everyone being reunited, they focused on their opponents. SpongeBob and Patrick pulled out bubble soap. Together, they made the largest bubble they ever had. The bubble was slowly making its way towards Rayman and Globox. They ran towards the bubble to destroy it but soon found themselves trapped inside. Rayman and Globox punched as hard as they could, but they soon realized that they're normal attacks weren't strong enough to smash through.
Rayman pulled out a red Laser-Washing Powder can from thin space. His appearance changed to blue and red, and his fist had spikes around it. This was the Heavy Metal Fist costume. Rayman punched with all his might, and this time, he destroyed the bubble. Rayman and Globox fell towards the sea, but not before getting hit by SpongeBob and Patrick, who were now flying.
Rayman's hair started spinning as his descent slowed down immensely. Same for Globox, although he started flapping his arms rather instead of spinning his hair. SpongeBob flew towards Rayman but a fist was planted in his stomach. His punch was way stronger this time, and the spikes stabbed SpongeBob. The flying sponge was knocked into Patrick, and they both fell down to the ocean.
Rayman and Globox flew down safely onto a much larger island. The heroes waited for a moment to see if their opponents would come up from the water but nothing happened. Rayman and Globox walked away until they saw SpongeBob with Patrick on top of him. They wouldn't have normally been intimidated, however, SpongeBob absorbed some water and was well over 100 feet in height!
"I think it's time you guys cleaned up your act!" SpongeBob released what was basically a tsunami towards the duo. Rayman and Globox hugged each other out of pure fear as they watched the wave come after them.
SPLASH!
Rayman and Globox were submerged in water as they were blown back hundreds of meters into a jungle. In front of them, SpongeBob descended downwards in the shape of a balloon while Patrick was gliding with his inflated pants.
Rayman and Globox didn't even have time to stand up as they were shot with a clump of sand. The duo were knocked up onto a tree. SpongeBob and Patrick were inside of a mech suit that was towering over them.
The mech fired another shot, but this time, Rayman and Globox were able to jump out of the way. As they were falling, two Moskitoes flew by to aid them. Rayman hopped on the adult one while the baby Moskito grabbed a hold of Globox's back. The mech tried to go in for a strike, but Rayman and Globox flew out of the way just in the nick of time.
The two Moskitoes fired several bullets towards the sand mech's arms. After a few seconds of shooting, the sand that formed the mech's arms broke off. SpongeBob and Patrick began to panic. More sand bullets were fired but the Moskitoes easily maneuvered around them. Rayman and Globox fired at the chest this time. The chest area was completely destroyed, resulting in a massive explosion that obliterated part of the area they were fighting in. SpongeBob and Patrick were reduced to pieces because of the destruction.
While it was expected for the sea creatures to reform themselves, that's not what happened at all. What happened was that the pieces were creating multiple clones of the sponge and star. There were well over 40 different clones. "Well, you know what they say, the more the merrier!" SpongeBob and Patrick stated with perfect sync. All of the clones jumped upon the heroes of dreams, creating a comical fight cloud. Both were ruthlessly attacked without any chance to defend themselves. Globox tried to crawl away, but he was dragged back into the fight pile.
Rayman grabbed Globox's arm and teleported out of the pile. The heroes of the Glade were watching the clones beat each other up. By the time they realized Rayman and Globox were gone, it was too late as they ripped themselves apart into shreds. Rayman acted fast and burned the remains with a charged-up fireball. Unfortunately, that still wasn't enough to kill the sea creatures as the ashes grouped together and recreated SpongeBob and Patrick!
SpongeBob pulled out some bubble soap and Patrick pulled out the Pickle Blaster. At the same time, they fired their respective projectiles towards Rayman and Globox. The frog-like creature had no trouble dodging the pickle shot, but the same couldn't be said for Rayman. He did manage to move out of the way, but the bomb exploded, creating a shockwave that sent Rayman flying. SpongeBob inflated his body and flew after him.
Patrick kept firing pickles as Globox was barely evading them. Globox then realized that Patrick was shooting pickles at him. Patrick fired another pickle at the best friend of Rayman. Without hesitation, Globox jumped towards the pickle and ate it! Patrick fired more pickles as Globox continued to eat them all. Globox managed to get in close and slap Patrick's face off. Literally. Patrick grabbed his eyes and mouth and put them back on.
Patrick was obviously not very happy about this. He grabbed Globox and chokeslammed him so hard, the ground cracked. Globox yelped in pain as he slammed on the hard ground. "Get off of me, tubby!" "Tubby?" Patrick shed a tear before getting incredibly angered! Patrick punched Globox so fast, you'd think he was a JoJo character. He ended the brutal combo by punched Globox into a tree.
Patrick wasn't done, however. He ran after Globox will killing intent. He tried to punch Globox with all his might, but Globox managed to dodge the blow that would've been fatal. He slapped Patrick backwards and gave him a little gift. Patrick noticed a ticking bomb flying above him. He quickly panicked while trying to grab it.
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Patrick ran up to Globox faster than he could react. The Glue Bomb was now passed on to Globox.
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Not wanting to, you know, get blown to pieces, Globox quickly slapped Patrick and gave him the bomb. This continued for several seconds until Patrick finally hit Globox one last time. Little did he know, he had made a fatal mistake.
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Patrick saw the bomb hovering over his head. He didn't realize that he hit Globox twice on accident. He closed his eyes and gritted his teeth himself, awaiting the explosion. Before the explosion went off, he just had one thing to say.
"Uh-oh..."
While that was happening, SpongeBob was slowly descending to the ground. SpongeBob knew that Rayman still had to be around here. What he wasn't aware of was his limbless rival that was hiding behind a tree. Rayman quickly revealed himself, jumping into the air and kicking SpongeBob. The sponge screamed as he was popped like a balloon. Like he did many times before, he regenerated at a rapid rate.
SpongeBob fired some bubbles towards Rayman. He easily dodged them and retaliated with his own energy bullets. The sponge fired more bubbles which collided with Rayman's own projectiles. SpongeBob fired several bubble bombs which exploded once they got near the hero of dreams. Rayman was pushed back, but he was fine for the most part. After all, he's tanked way worse explosions.
Rayman decided to give SpongeBob a taste of his own medicine. He put his Goth outfit which gave him black and yellow clothes along with black, spiky hair. He spat out some gum which immobilized SpongeBob. He then created multiple bombs and tossed them towards SpongeBob. The combined power of the bombs blasted SpongeBob in the air. If that wasn't enough, Rayman generated a stream of fire that incinerated the poor sponge.
SpongeBob's regeneration allowed him to come back. Rayman was starting to get agitated. No matter what he hit SpongeBob with, he would always come back. However, his spongey opponent was facing the same dilemma. None of his attacks were enough to put Rayman down. At that moment, SpongeBob thought of one of his most powerful items: The Magic Pencil! A pencil popped out from one of his pores.
SpongeBob rushed towards Rayman with the eraser. Rayman was unsure of what the sponge meant to do, but he could already tell this was bad news. SpongeBob slashed but Rayman dodged the blow. And it was a good thing he did. SpongeBob's eraser hit part of the ground which erased the portion from existence. Rayman stared in shock and surprise.
While Rayman was staring, SpongeBob knocked him over. He held the eraser right in front of Rayman's big nose. SpongeBob was just a couple of seconds away from killing Rayman until...
BOOM!
A colossal explosion eclipsed the forest as a scream that resembled a certain sea-star could be heard. SpongeBob knew exactly who that voice belonged to. "Patrick!"This gave Rayman enough time to grab a hold of the Magic Pencil. However, SpongeBob wasn't intent on just letting Rayman have it. The two participated in a tug-of-war over the pencil. Unfortunately for Rayman, SpongeBob's strength proved to be superior.
SpongeBob drew multiple jellyfish and sent them towards Rayman. The group of jellyfish surrounded him as they prepared their stingers. Rayman yelped as he was ruthlessly stung. He rolled under the group and shot them down with his Magic Fist.SpongeBob drew another creature from home: the Alaskan Bullworm! The worm roared before rushing after Ray.
Rayman screamed in fear and ran for his life, but the worm was slowly starting to catch up with Rayman. Just as he was ready to take a bite, Rayman threw a tether on a limb and swung upwards. He disconnected with the tree and attached it to the Alaskan Bullworm. The worm tried his hardest to escape, but it was too weak. The Glade's hero redirected the Alaskan Bullworm towards SpongeBob. The young sponge drew a large cannon to blow up Rayman along with the worm.
Rayman jumped off just in time, while the Alaskan Bullworm was blown to pieces. SpongeBob was beginning to get nervous. The frycook thought of another creature, the most powerful one yet: a king jellyfish! SpongeBob drew a jellyfish that was at least a hundred times bigger than any other of the jellyfish. An oversized sweat-drop like the ones you see in anime appeared over Rayman's head. The king released a bolt of electricity towards the limbless wonder. Rayman screamed as he was hit with electricity as powerful as real lightning!
When the jellyfish was done, Rayman was slumped over. SpongeBob cheered with joy now that he finally defeated his opponent.
...Or did he?
Rayman grunted in pain as he slowly but surely got back up. He healed himself with Double Power. The king jellyfish tried electrocuting Rayman again, but he wasn't planning on getting struck again. He fired an Ice Bullet which froze the jellyfish. The king fell down towards SpongeBob and cracked into multiple pieces. SpongeBob got squished like a bug, but it didn't affect him very much. He lifted the shattered ice off of him.
Before SpongeBob could think of anything else, Rayman latched onto the Magic Pencil with his chain. This time, he managed to take it away. SpongeBob ran after the pencil, but he was too slow. Rayman had already incinerated it with a fireball. Rayman then tossed the chain on SpongeBob. SpongeBob gulped in fear as Rayman charged up his fist.
POW!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
SpongeBob was sent over 500 feet away at subsonic speeds. Where he landed wasn't a pretty sight. Part of the jungle where Globox and Patrick were fighting was incinerated. The most disturbing sight was Patrick's charred body. He immediately rushed to his best friend's side. "Patrick!" SpongeBob cried. "I see the light, SpongeBob..." SpongeBob pulled out a chocolate bar from his back pocket and fed it to Patrick. He stood up, seeming completely fine. He shook off the burn marks like a dog shaking water off their bodies.
Rayman caught up with Globox rather quickly. SpongeBob panicked for a bit but thought of an idea. He put on a hat and pulled out a magic wand. "Abracadabara!" SpongeBob yelled. Rayman and Globox's bodies began to feel weird and the area around them flashed. Rayman and Globox were turned into jars of mayonnaise!
"Patrick, we won!" SpongeBob and Patrick began to cheer. "SpongeBob, can you transform me next?" Patrick begged. SpongeBob agreed, "Sure!" Just as SpongeBob was about to transmute Patrick, the mayo jars started moving.
SpongeBob and Patrick were very confused. "What's going on?" In the blink of an eye, the jars of mayonnaise reverted back into Rayman and Globox. SpongeBob immediately transformed them back, but they reverted back just as fast. This process repeated three more times. In order to prevent any more transformations, Rayman and Globox hopped into the air and slammed the ground as hard as they could. The resulting ground pound made a shockwave which blew back SpongeBob and Patrick and destroyed the wand.
Rayman and Globox ran after the sea creatures while charging their attacks. SpongeBob knew that him and Patrick needed to get away, so he pulled out his bottle of soap. He waited until Rayman and Globox got up close and personal before blowing two bubbles. The bubbles got in Rayman and Globox's eyes, temporarily blinding them. SpongeBob and Patrick took this opportunity to hightail it out of there to safety.
SpongeBob and Patrick ran through the jungle, hoping to find their saving grace. While running, they encountered a mysterious picture of a lava-filled cave with furry creatures. A squirrel that happened to be nearby also encountered the picture and got close to it. The portrait sucked in the squirrel like a vacuum cleaner. At that point, SpongeBob knew this picture could help them escape. However, Patrick was terrified about the thought of going in there.
"Rayman, there they are!" Globox yelled, alerting his friend. Rayman and Globox managed to catch up to SpongeBob and Patrick. Without thinking, SpongeBob grabbed Patrick's arm and jumped into the painting. Rayman and Globox weren't going to let these "Nightmares" escape them, so they also hopped into the painting.
Portrait Pursuit![]
Fiery Depths
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jL4pRWAWpqs)
SpongeBob and Patrick were screaming as they fell for what felt like ages. Both come to a halt as Patrick takes a sip from a soda from his Hammerspace. "Continue." Patrick nonchalantly stated before they continued falling. The other side of the portrait shot them out like a gun. They landed in a cave filled to the brim with lava. Growling noises could be heard from the distance. SpongeBob and Patrick were terrified at what horrors awaited them here.
But nothing scared them as much as Rayman and Globox coming out of the painting. Both screamed as if they stubbed their toe at 9:17 P.M. (this is coming from personal experience btw). They took off as Rayman and Globox followed after. They needed a plan and fast! Luckily, SpongeBob put on his thinking cap. Literally. He soon thought of a plan to save their skins. He grabbed Patrick and teleported to the high ground.
Rayman and Globox looked around, trying to find the sponge and star. Rayman looked up and saw them on top of a cliff. He alerted Globox and they ran up the walls. SpongeBob waited just until they came to them. The moment they did...
SMACK!
SpongeBob and Patrick knocked them off the cliff and into the lava. Rayman and Globox landed on a lone rock that was surrounded by lava. SpongeBob didn't want to risk Rayman and Globox coming back, so he and Patrick ran away as fast as they could.
Rayman and Globox were balancing on the rock, trying not to get burned. Rayman pulled out a Fire Protection can and activated it. He picked up Globox and began walking on the lava like a reverse Jesus. He found some air currents which they could use to fly back up. And that's exactly what they did.
SpongeBob and Patrick were looking around for the portrait that sent them here. On the way, they encountered the furry creatures they saw on the painting. The creatures were small and had green eyes. "Aww! They're adorable" SpongeBob and Patrick said at the same time. One of the dark creatures noticed SpongeBob and Patrick. Its' eyes turned red, its teeth became sharp, and it roared. The other creatures noticed the duo and underwent the same transformation.
While walking around, trying to find their enemies, Rayman and Globox happened to discover SpongeBob and Patrick running towards them. Both put up their fists, ready to counterattack. As soon as SpongeBob and Patrick got close...
Absolutely nothing happened. Rayman turned around and saw that SpongeBob and Patrick were running away from them. He scratched his head in confusion. Globox, on the other hand, figured out why they running. "Rayman, look!" Rayman turned back around and saw a large group of dark creatures were coming their way. Rayman and Globox shrieked before dashing in the opposite direction.
SpongeBob and Patrick ran into a dead end. All hope was lost until they encountered another painting. This time was a beautiful forest with some strange looking creatures. Without hesitation, SpongeBob and Patrick jumped in the painting. Rayman and Globox caught up and hopped in as well to avoid ending up as a snack.
Swinging Caves
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcZA_yWaHAs)
SpongeBob, Patrick, Rayman, and Globox fell in a forest. It was daytime here, although it's hard to tell because the trees were blocking any sunlight. The heroes landed on a platform surrounded by tentacle claws, and the beasts were waiting for an unfortunate soul to fall in their waters. But none of the fighters were concerned about the creatures. The only thing on their mind was defeating their opponent.
SpongeBob and Patrick striked first, firing a bubble towards Rayman and Globox. However, Rayman and Globox fired an energy bullet at the same time, resulting in the bubble being redirected. The bubble's pop pushed them near the edge. In order to ensure the defeat of their opponents, Rayman punched the ground, making another shockwave.
The shockwave completely pushed them off the cliff. They were torn to shreds by the tentacle creatures, but two small pieces managed to make their escape. SpongeBob and Patrick reformed themselves on the other side of the platform.
SpongeBob fired a bubble bomb, which shattered the platform. Rayman and Globox were forced to hop off of the cracked pieces. SpongeBob fired several bubbles, but Rayman and Globox used them to bounce to safety. Rayman latched on to SpongeBob and Patrick before tossing him with all his might. Globox followed up on this, shooting them both with an energy projectile.
SpongeBob and Patrick had a few wounds, but it wasn't anything they couldn't heal from. SpongeBob noticed a large rock nearby, so he decided to teach Rayman and Globox the way of the pioneers. SpongeBob jumped on the rock with Patrick following soon after. The two started zooming towards Rayman and Globox. They barely moved out of the way in time. SpongeBob quickly moved the boulder in reverse in an attempt to sneak attack.
Luckily for SpongeBob and Patrick, it worked. Rayman was squashed like a cockroach. SpongeBob drove the rock again, this time to Globox. Not wanting to get crushed again, he slapped the rock, pushing it back. SpongeBob and Patrick were almost knocked off, but their grip was strong. They charged again as Globox tried to slap them again. Before they could get hit, SpongeBob and Patrick curved. They reversed, slamming into Globox. The frog creature was knocked unconscious.
Rayman's crushed body changed back to normal. SpongeBob drove the boulder in his direction. Instead of jumping away, he jumped upward. He threw his torso as a powerful projectile via his Bodyshot. The rock was split in half, and SpongeBob and Patrick were forced off the boulder. Rayman's body attracted to his body like a magnet attracting to metal.
Now that SpongeBob and Patrick were on the ground, Rayman dashed towards them before jumping a few feet in the air. He then prepared to kick them as hard as he could.
"WAIT! DON'T HURT US!" SpongeBob begged. Rayman wasn't interested in complying with his pleads. However, it seems like luck had other plans.
Before he could land the hit, an old tree above Rayman fell over. Rayman realized this, but he couldn't get out of the way. Rayman ended trapped under the tree. Rayman himself couldn't get out, but his hands could. So, they did exactly that. Each hand crawled on SpongeBob and Patrick. Patrick was given a wedgie, while the other hand pulled on SpongeBob's nose.
"Get off of me!" Right after Patrick said that, some Darktoons appeared in the area. They saw Rayman's hands and jumped on them. Rayman's hands were relentlessly bit. They scurried right back to the tree Rayman was trapped under. The hands grabbed Rayman's hair and pulled him out. The hero's hands reattached with his body.
SpongeBob pulled out his trusty spatula and Patrick put up his fists. Patrick punched several times, but his attacks were easy to dodge. Rayman countered with a punch to gut. Patrick grunted before holding his stomach in pain. SpongeBob came running with Spat to help his friend. Rayman did a down kick, sending Patrick in the air. He kicked Patrick forward into SpongeBob, knocking them both over.
SpongeBob and Patrick got back up right away. SpongeBob took out the Bubblegum Blaster. Both took to the sky, ready to snipe Rayman. He narrowly avoids the explosive gum and is about to run away. But he remembered something, or rather someone, very important.
Globox was still laying down. Rayman couldn't just leave him there or else something bad would happen to him. He grabbed Globox and took off. Because of the extra weight, it was much harder to avoid the exploding gum. Rayman discovered another portal, this time to the Blue Mountains. Just as Globox was beginning to wake up, Rayman tossed him in the portal. Globox screamed for dear life, not having a clue what was going on. Rayman himself jumped with SpongeBob and Patrick right behind him.
Blue Mountains
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVMhoejCBbU)
The four fighters landed on a lone and snowy cliffside. The only thing that was there an arm belonging to a certain someone after a certain fight. SpongeBob and Patrick fired their Bubblegum Blaster. Rayman and Globox rolled out of the way. The explosions cracked part of the ground. Another gumball was fired, but Rayman acted fast and deflected it with a punch. The deflected gumball blew up SpongeBob and Patrick's guns.SpongeBob and Patrick didn't let this stop them. SpongeBob pulled out Spat, ready to slice Rayman and Globox to ribbons. Rayman was slashed at first. Rayman moved his body out of the way before SpongeBob could slice his chest. Rayman grabbed SpongeBob by his pants and slammed onto the ground as hard as he could. The slam further cracked the ground.
Patrick got angry at seeing his best friend get manhandled like that. He smacked Rayman's big nose, knocking him off SpongeBob. Patrick was about to land another punch, but Globox slapped Patrick before he could attack Rayman any further. SpongeBob and Rayman got back up at the same time. SpongeBob pulled out Spat once again, but this time, he wasn't aiming for Rayman's chest.
Rayman didn't realize this unfortunately, as he moved his torso out of the way. SpongeBob stabbed downward, specifically towards Rayman's foot. The spatula pierced clean through Rayman's foot. Rayman took a deep breath and then...
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
Rayman clenched his bleeding foot. SpongeBob fired some bubbles to add to Ray's pain. Because of his injured foot, Rayman was unable to dodge. The sponge stood in Rayman's face, getting ready to stab through him. Just as he was about, he was hit with a mallet. He turned around and saw a horde of monsters. There were at least forty of them. As it turns out, Rayman's scream had attracted them to the source.
Hordes of hunters, lividstones, stone men, and stone dogs had arrived at the cliffside where the four combatants resided. The stone men tossed some lava rocks towards them. SpongeBob reflected some with his net but got hit by the rest. While SpongeBob was busy doing that, Rayman was crawling away, hoping to find a red Lum. Which he did. The red Lum flew towards him, halfway healing his foot. There was still some pain, but Rayman could work through it.
SpongeBob contained the magma rocks by trapping them in bubbles as Rayman shot the stone men with energy bullets. A few of them of jumped right in front of the two. Rayman aimed for the face with a punch while SpongeBob hit them in the chest with a chop. All of them were knocked down like dominoes. Next up was the Lividstones with their sticks ready.
The sponge was more than ready to beat them down. However, Rayman put his hand in front of SpongeBob, signaling for him to wait. Rayman stretched out his face, rolled back his eyes, and made a gross gurgling sound. While this face Rayman made probably wouldn't scare others, it absolutely terrified the hunters. They ran away in fear until they fell off the other side of the mountain.
Meanwhile, Globox and Patrick weren't focused on each other right now. They were trying to defend against the stone dogs and hunters. A hunter shot some bullets that were swinging mallets while a few stone dogs were rushing at them. Globox slapped the stone dog and threw it at a hunter. "My turn! My turn!" Patrick picked up one of the dogs, rolled it into a ball, and tossed it. It hit multiple hunters before cracking. "Showoff..." Globox mumbled to himself.
Patrick pulled out the Exploding Pie Launcher. He shot multiple pies at the remaining beasts. It blew them all up and shattered part of the cliff. Patrick threw the gun away, having no more need for it. Now, all of the fighters were now focused on each other. They were about to strike but then they heard something.
(Music Stop)
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgLBmLoL2Aw)
The mountain they were fighting on took too much damage. It shattered into a million pieces as everyone screamed for dear life! To make matters worse, they were about to fall straight into some lava! But not all hope was lost. There was a new painting on a lone rock that led to a new universe.
SpongeBob grabbed ahold of Patrick's arm before gliding into the portrait. With some quick thinking, Rayman got near the wall, jumped off of it, and pushed Globox and himself into the picture. The four heroes could do nothing but hope this universe wasn't overflowing with lava.
The Summit Beyond The Clouds
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXeMPTvTRpo)
The fighters got exactly what they wanted. Everyone landed on a snowy mountain. The combatants got back up, getting ready to go at it. But just before then, a loud rumble was heard. They all looked behind and saw a giant snowball headed their way! Everyone ran away, but the snowball was able to catch up quickly and they were stuck on the snowball as it rolled off the mountain.They landed by an old Hoodlum base. All of them were currently trapped in five feet of snow. It took them a few seconds to crawl out of the snow they were buried under. When the four came up, it was revealed that Rayman had a snowball around his own head, and SpongeBob, Patrick, and Globox had snow covering their eyes. This gave the sponge an idea.
He grabbed Patrick, and dug away from Rayman and Globox. The two popped out of the snow, but SpongeBob was noticeably bigger. He had filled himself to the brim with snowballs! Before SpongeBob fired his snow, Patrick started building a base around them for protection. He finished in a matter of seconds before giving SpongeBob the go-ahead to shoot.
And so, he did. Rayman and Globox were shot with snowball after snowball, and there was snow room to dodge. After the nonstop bullets, Rayman and Globox were encased in snowmen. They shook off the snow and only one thought went through both of their minds:
SpongeBob and Patrick threw more snowballs as Rayman and Globox threw Ice Bullets. The ice bullets were too much for the snowballs. Consequently, the sea creatures in the castle were frozen solid. They tipped over and shattered into a million pieces. But much to nobody's surprise, their pieces came together, rebuilding SpongeBob and Patrick.
Rayman and Globox used this time to raid the castle. The duo ran up to entrance and started attacking it with all of their might. Both SpongeBob and Patrick began to panic. "Stay cool, stay cool!" SpongeBob said as he tried to calm Patrick and himself down. "Wait a minute, that's it!" SpongeBob whispered in Patrick's "ear" about his new plan. "SpongeBob, are you sure about this?" Patrick worriedly asked. The sponge nodded. And with that, Patrick reeled his fist back and punched SpongeBob, specifically around his mouth. The young sponge's teeth were pushed closer together as a result of the punch.
While that was taking place, Rayman and Globox were still smacking the now crumbling castle. Just as they were about to land the final blow, the castle door fell down, once more trapping them in the snow. They dug out and looked at the one who knocked over the door. It was SpongeBob! But, he looked different from before, His teeth were close, he had a tuxedo, his hair was curly, and he had shades on. This was his cool persona.
SpongeBob's body released a cold gust, freezing Rayman and Globox solid! The blocks they were trapped in slowly moved backwards. The ice block that Rayman was in slid to a crate. The crash broke his icy confinement. Globox, on the other hand, wasn't so lucky. His ice block dangled right over another cliff! He desperately tried to break out but without success.
SpongeBob ran back inside of the castle. He came back out, undressed and with Patrick. Both got into their fighting positions. This was going to be quite difficult. Not only was this going to be a 2v1 match, but Rayman also had to make sure that his best friend didn't fall down the mountain. While he was used to this with the Hoodlums, SpongeBob and Patrick were infinitely more competent than any of the soldiers. However, he would most certainly not let this massive disadvantage discourage him.
Patrick pulled out the Condiment Cannon from his hammerspace while SpongeBob pulled out his spatula. He sliced at Rayman with no intention to stop. At the same time, Pat was firing globs of ketchup, mustard, and relish. Rayman ducked under all of the condiment shots coming from Patrick. He then kicked SpongeBob's hand which forced him to drop his spatula.
The hero of dreams tossed SpongeBob to the starfish. The two of them were knocked down like dominoes. SpongeBob grabbed the Condiment Cannon from Patrick and shot towards Rayman. The glade's hero dodged with total ease, not being able to realize what SpongeBob's true target was fast enough. His eyes widened as he figured SpongeBob's plan.
The mustard shot Globox, and he fell down the mountain. By complete instinct, he jumped down to save him. SpongeBob and Patrick stood up and hopped off the cliff. SpongeBob landed first and Patrick fell on top of him, planning to use him as a snowboard. Rayman himself conveniently landed on his trustworthy Funkyboard.
If Globox could, he would be screaming bloody murder right now. Rayman was slowly sliding closer and closer to him. He was almost there before getting his hands snatched by Patrick's jellyfishing net. Patrick blew a raspberry as the hero of the Glade of Dreams groaned in irritation. He unfortunately had to change course as he needed to get his hands back before saving his best friend.
Patrick slid inside of a tunnel to escape, but Rayman was close behind. He tried kicking at the starfish's net, but Patrick was able to move out of the way. Rayman needed to think of a plan, and after a second or two, he did. His two strands of hair started spinning and blew in Pat's direction. Combined with the freezing weather in the arctic, Patrick started shivering. This action made him accidently drop his net, and more importantly, Rayman's hands.
The starfish and sea-sponge were pushed out of the way by the Glade's hero. They started rolling until a snowball around them was formed as they screamed in fear! This made Rayman panic, so he quickly made an attempt to grab the sliding net with his feet. However, it was pretty hard to do this for very obvious reasons. That wasn't effective, so Ray had to try something else.
He made an effort to control his hands from the net. They slowly came out and floated back to their usual location. Now with his hands back, his entire body turned around except for his feet. He shot a Magic Fist bullet towards the snowball SpongeBob and Patrick were rolling in. It created a miniature explosion that removed the snow around them. Patrick was barely able to get back on SpongeBob. Both sighed in relief.
Before they could come back, Ray moved towards Globox who was still sliding. He released another fireball to melt the ice. Before Globox suffered a similar like the sponge and starfish did, Rayman grabbed his friend with his chain. The slope was reaching its end, and a new painting was sitting right there. Rayman jumped off the Funkyboard and into the portrait with Globox in his hands. Patrick and SpongeBob followed right after.
They were all trading blows even while in the vortex. SpongeBob pulled out Spat once again while slicing at both SpongeBob and Patrick. The result were multiple marks on their bodies that dripped blood. Before SpongeBob could slash them again, Rayman changed his costume to the Elvis. He punted SpongeBob away with a guitar. The sponge and thingamajig slashed each other multiple times. However, Rayman's power proved to be superior to SpongeBob's. The guardian of the glade slashed at the spatula of the Krusty Krab's frycook. It completely broke Spat in half!
Tears welled up in SpongeBob's eyes. "Spat, no! You were so young!" The sadness without SpongeBob quickly turned into pure hatred as his body slowly turned red! He released a massive explosion that catapulted everyone throughout the vortex! Rayman flew back straight, and SpongeBob followed him with the desire to get revenge for his lost companion. With Globox and Patrick, they were blown into an entirely different universe!
Suiting Up For Battle![]
SpongeBob split himself apart and made a few clones. Rayman grabbed his torso and formed it into a bowling ball. He tossed it at the clones, knocking all of them down like bowling pins! But one thing that they noticed is that the real SpongeBob was nowhere to be found. This confused the mascot from Ubisoft.
He looked around the area like me and thieves who were looking for my money. While his backs were turned, a swift force struck him right in the back of the head! Rayman turned around quickly, trying to find what just hit him. It was SpongeBob in his Quickster outfit! The really fast sponge looked towards the camera. "Wanna see me beat him up?" Before Rayman even knew it, he was met with dozens of strikes too fast for him to dodge or counter. Ray was forcefully pushed to the muddy ground. All of those powerful strikes landed quicker than the eye could see.
"Wanna see me do it again?" SpongeBob asked the viewers. Not expecting a yes or no, SpongeBob grabbed Rayman by his foot and dragged him across the floor at hypersonic speeds. A cloud of dust appeared from Rayman getting hauled as well as SpongeBob's raw speed. The hero of dreams was thrown into the air before receiving several quick strikes from the very enraged sponge.
As Rayman was falling down, SpongeBob ran towards him at max speed while gathered all of the strength he could muster. Ray was barely able to perceive SpongeBob coming at him. He tried to block the punch with a punch of his very own, but the sheer power and speed that SpongeBob was packing was too much for Rayman to tank. He was blasted back, rolling on the ground once more. He winced as he felt his bones in his fingers break. Rayman didn't have time to heal himself as SpongeBob again ran towards him.
The hero of dreams only just flipped out of the way. Rayman jumped back a few feet. SpongeBob ran all around the trees at blinding speeds that were faster than before. And to make a bad situation worst, a large dust cloud surrounded the woods as a result from SpongeBob's run. Rayman couldn't even see the sponge now! He was on guard, waiting for a sneak attack.
Rayman didn't have to wait for long as SpongeBob finally revealed himself...and an entire parade of bubble bombs. He blitzed the dream hero and punched him straight into the air. He bounced into a single bomb which detonated the battlefield! The dust cleared down, and Rayman was nowhere to be found.
The only thing that SpongeBob found was a blue and orange rocket one foot away from his left side. Before he was hit, he only had one thing to say. "Aw, tartar sauce..." The wannabe Flash screamed as he was blown away. SpongeBob felt dizzy, part of his outfit was torn. But asides from that, he was alright.
And it was a good thing too as another rocket was headed his way. "Oh no you don't! You're not getting me this time!" SpongeBob got back on his feet and took off before the rocket could hit him. He searched around the forest, trying to search for Rayman's location. It took him a few minutes, but he managed to find Rayman, who was now dressed in blue and orange, sitting on a branch. The dream hero didn't acknowledge the fact that SpongeBob was running towards him as he was too busy piloting his rocket.
Ray roughly skidded against the ground. Blood began leaking from his nose and most of his t-shirt was covered in dirt. He was barely able to lift his head to see SpongeBob picking him up. Rayman's torso was met with more speedy strikes from the very pissed off SpongeBob. The last one sent him into one of the many abandoned castles as SpongeBob ran to his direction. As he broke the wall, he could feel most of his ribs crack. "This is for Spat!" SpongeBob yelled as he busted through the door. He was running so fast, he caught on fire! SpongeBob landed one final blow on Rayman. The hero of the Glade of Dreams screamed as the fist connected. His skin was burned, and a lot of his ribs were completely shattered!
Half of the old castle that they were fighting in was broken into pieces. SpongeBob ran out before he could get crushed, leaving Rayman in there to rot. All that SpongeBob could see from the remains were Rayman's hand and blood leaking out from where Rayman was. He quietly walked away, hoping he could find another portrait to look for Patrick. SpongeBob didn't want to admit this, but he felt kind of bad for killing Ray.
With the last of his strength, Rayman pushed some rubble off of him. His vision was starting to get blurry. Was this really going to be the end of him? Was Globox also going to die? These thoughts raced through Rayman's head. He tried to move his body, but the pain was too much for him. Ray shed a tear as he knew he failed.
Team Nick: 2/2
The other lums were flying around. Ray slowly crawled towards the others. The red lum that entered him only returned his vision. His body was still in very bad shape. Rayman couldn't push himself to move no matter how hard he tried. However, he didn't need to.
He activated a gadget known as the Magnet. It attracted the red lums to him. His bruise, broken fingers, and any other injuries were healed. With his newfound strength, he jumped up, ready to fight again!
Team Nick: 2/2
"You're alive?! How?!" Sponge didn't get a response, but rather, another plunger shot in his stomach area. SpongeBob raced forward to the glade's hero. He blitzed Rayman all while landing multiple attacks. But after his last attack, Rayman was starting to learn his pattern. He was still too slow to actually land a hit, but it was getting easier to dodge SpongeBob's strikes.
SpongeBob rushed at Rayman with his fist ready. But at the moment he was right by the glade's hero, the sponge jumped over him and chopped him in the back of his head. But Rayman was more than willing to take that hit since it meant that he could counterattack. He grabbed SpongeBob's hand, and threw his fist through the sponge's chest. The force was so powerful it completely ripped through him, creating a small hole in SpongeBob's body! In order to escape any more punches, SpongeBob detached his arm from his body.
SpongeBob's healing factor kicked in. The hole in his chest was repaired and his arm grew back right away. "You won't be the winder of this fight, Mr. Whatever-you-are!" SpongeBob stated. The "winder" part made Rayman raise an eyebrow. What exactly did he mean by that? He'd find out when SpongeBob started running in a circle. When he was done, a massive tornado that was over ten feet tall formed in front of the Glade of Dreams' hero.
Rayman stuck his fingers into the ground so that he wouldn't get sucked away. This idea of his wasn't very efficient as the ground he was holding on to fractured. A block of dirt hit Rayman, knocking him into the tornado. He screamed as he was repeatedly spun around. You know those spinning rides at the carnival? Well, that's what Rayman felt like he was on except he was going at a speed that would've turned a human in paste. All the while SpongeBob was laughing at him.
The wind soon died down which dropped Rayman down. It was a really good thing that Rayman could slow his fall with his iconic HairlyCopter. As soon as he landed, he collapsed to the ground. He felt like he was gonna puke out his dinner, but he managed to keep it in. It got a lot harder to do that when SpongeBob grabbed Rayman by his hoodie and dragged him through the woods and into another castle. Rayman shrieked as he was thrown through another wall.
SpongeBob sped past Rayman before bouncing off a wall. He jumped back into Rayman while his fist forward. But Ray wasn't about to get blitzed once more. He ducked underneath the speedy sponge. And as SpongeBob was right over him, he uppercutted him, sending him into the ceiling! Some rubble fell down along with SpongeBob. The Krusty Krab's fry-cook soon found himself buried under some bricks. Rayman could hear muffled screams from Sponge who desperately tried to wiggle out.
Rayman had an idea of how to dig him up. This sounds nice on paper, but this fight wasn't taking place on paper. It's taking place on a website. The dream hero pulled out a new weapon, the Firework Bullet. It slowly traveled to SpongeBob before creating a massive explosion! This reduced the bricks into pebbles, and the square into small cubes.
The tiny cubes combined together as if they were a puzzle and reformed SpongeBob. But there was a problem. The Quickster outfit didn't come back as it was incinerated in the explosion. However, him and Rayman had something else to worry about. The ceiling was beginning to break thanks to Rayman's uppercut. Soon enough, the entire castle would be buried in rubble.
Rayman and SpongeBob ran away from the collapsing ceiling. SpongeBob started hopping on one foot held his other to the left. Specifically, towards Rayman. "I'll trip you!" SpongeBob said with an evil smile. Rayman wasn't scared in the slightest for hopefully very obvious reasons. He kicked Rayman's legs but almost tripped in the process. "Oh yeah...no legs." SpongeBob said while nervously chuckling.
That awkward attempt at tripping Rayman didn't scare him, but the upcoming lava pit did. Neither were able to stop in time and fell off the ground. SpongeBob was thinking to himself. Hold on, let me correct myself. SpongeBob was freaking out. "Oh no! What do I do?! If only I had a magical page that would grant my wish once I write it down!" SpongeBob stopped thinking for a second then started laughing out loud. "I do have a magical page that can grant my wish once I write it down!"
SpongeBob inserted his hand into one of his pores that lead to his brain. From there, he pulled out a page and a pencil. Rayman was confused at first. Why did he have a pencil and paper inside of him. More importantly, what was that gonna do? The fry-cook from the Krusty Krab started writing on the Magic Page. All of a sudden, the lava they were about to fall in turned into a trampoline. Rayman and SpongeBob landed on the trampoline, and because of their momentum, they bounced out of the castle. They left a square and circle hole.
The yellow, happy-go-lucky fighters landed in an open field. Rayman was thinking to himself. "How did he do that? Does it have something to do with that piece of paper?" While he was lost in his thoughts, SpongeBob was writing something else. Eventually, Rayman focused on SpongeBob again. He took a step and then...
The sponge continued to keep writing. Rayman was running to him to snatch away the paper. But his body stopped moving, and he dropped to the ground. SpongeBob had paralyzed his body! An anvil appeared above Rayman's body. He tried to wiggle away, but it was no use. He was flattened like a pancake! Like any cartoon character, Ray inflated himself back to normal.
The chef had something else to write down. "My opponent suddenly dropped de-Hey!" SpongeBob didn't even get the chance to finish his sentence as Rayman latched onto the page with a chain. After a while of pulling, the page split in half with Rayman getting most of it. The piece that SpongeBob received only had room for two more sentences. "Oh barnacles!" SpongeBob cursed to himself.
Well, he had to make the last two wishes count. What were those wishes, you might ask? Before you find out, let's go take a look at what Globox and Patrick were doing while this was happening.
Patrick and Globox crashed into one of the many worlds within the Glade of Dreams, Candy Chateau. This place was once the residence that belonged to an old foe or Rayman's, Mr. Dark. Patrick wiped some cream off his face and looked around the area. His mouth instantly started watering as he saw chocolate, cakes, lollipops, and more! Excited to chow down, the starfish dove into the cake platform they were on.
When Patrick came back out, he was covered in whipped cream. "Can we get back to fighting now?" Globox asked impatiently. "Not so fast! I'd like to sample combinations of flavors," Patrick requested as he pulled out his spoon. And by spoon, I mean a snow shovel. He scooped some more cake and grabbed some chocolate bars that were near. Globox groaned in irritation.
Both grappled each other which created a fight cloud. Patrick started squeezing Globox's eyes. The amphibian got Patrick off via elbowing his stomach. Globox got his revenge when he pulled on Patrick's head. The starfish's head was ripped from his body but it grew back instantly. Both of them continued attacking as the fight cloud gradually began to disappear. It was then shown that Globox and Patrick were hitting themselves. They stared at each other awkwardly before trading blows again. Patrick jabbed at Globox, but the husband of Uglette dodged and countered with a very strong slap.
Patrick was pushed inside of another piece of cake. It took a few seconds before he came out. And boy, did he look different! He was wearing a green outfit with blue goggles. This was the Elastic Waistband suit! "I can finally touch my toes!" Instead of his arms going to his toes, his toes came to his arms. Rayman's best friend stared in pure confusion as he tried to process what the hell was happening. "And I can touch yours!" Globox yelped as he picked up by his feet and swung him around like a towel.
SpongeBob's sidekick slammed Globox into all kinds of treats including ice cream, cake, and chocolate. Patrick finished this beatdown by tossing him into a pool of lemon. Globox swam out, and he now looked like a blueberry cake. Patrick swung over to Globox and grabbed some of the cake that was on him. He chewed it for a bit before giving a review. "Hmm...it needs more chocolate."
The Elastic Waistband's replacement would taste a powerful slap followed by a few more. The last one spun Patrick around like a spinning top. Before he could puke, Globox grabbed him by his new suit and lifted him up. "No, please! Have mercy!" His beg was ignored, and he received a slap strong that turned his skin from pink to red.
Not only did it change his skin color, it sent him away into the distance. But, he didn't go very far as he grabbed onto two pieces of cake. He launched himself into Globox like a slingshot. Patrick connected a kick to Globox's tummy. He then proceeded to swing off of several platforms and back into Globox. He was so fast that he was just an emerald blur!
Pat grabbed Globox and shoved him into chocolate bars over and over again. It doesn't seem like it would hurt at first, but these chocolate bars were as hard as iron. Patrick tried pulling the amphibian back to him, but Globox held on to the ground. Unlike the chocolate though, the cake ground wasn't good for getting a grip on. He slipped off which actually helped him as he landed clean in Patrick's face.
Patrick felt like the wind...uh I mean water in him was going to be pushed out as Globox slammed all of his body weight onto him. "Oof! And you called me tubby!" Patrick stretched out his feet to kick Globox from him. He swung out of Globox's reach by landing on another floating chocolate platform. Globox jumped up several times, but try as hard as he might, he still couldn't reach Pat. So he stopped and pulled out an item: the Flametonuge bullet. He controlled it to move underneath Patrick's platform.
It was slowly burning the chocolate, releasing a heavenly smell that caught the attention of the greedy starfish. "Woah! What's cooking?" However, the heat eventually got to Patrick's feet as he finally understood where the smell was coming from. Obviously the chocolate, but also..."Me!?" The Elastic Waistband yelped before he jumped off the chocolate.
Patrick began swinging away while Globox dashed after him. Sadly, he was too slow to keep up. But he had a plan. Home to this world were several frying pans that were much faster than Globox, and they would most certainly help him catch up to the sea creature. After a few minutes of running and swinging, he'd finally found what he was looking for him. And it was a good thing too as he was getting exhausted. He climbed on it while pushing it with his feet. The pan was zooming at speeds faster than Globox could ever hope of reaching.
Globox shot a bullet towards Patrick who narrowly dodged. This process repeated over and over again until he actually hit target's chest. Patrick was knocked out of the air. Globox hopped off the pan and walked towards his opponent. He was not going to like what he saw. Part of Patrick's suit around his chest was incinerated, and while that normally wouldn't make Pat too mad, there was something in particular that pissed him off. His name-tag was partly burned which removed the "Pa" from Patrick, so now his name-tag was "Rick". "MY NAME ISN'T RICK!" Patrick aggressively states before growling.
Patrick punched Globox multiple times before pulling his fist back a fair distance. The last punch hurt so much more because of this. It even knocked out a tooth! Pat attempted another punch, but Globox ducked underneath and shot Patrick with an Ice Bullet. The lower half of the starfish was frozen solid. Rayman's best friend jumped forward and slapped Patrick...but because of his elasticity powers, his upper body was pushed back and then rushed forward, giving Globox a nasty headbutt.
And because of his current momentum, Pat was able to shatter the ice that was immobilizing him. While Globox was stunned, Patrick gathered several large cake pieces and mixed them together into a big ball of delicious destruction. Globox took one glance at the ball and instantly ran away while screaming for his life. Patrick kicked himself backwards while holding onto...God I guess, before jumping forward, kicking the cake ball to the amphibian.
The Elastic Waistband swung ahead of Globox in an effort to slow him down. He sent some stretched kicks to Globox who dodged and slid under all of them. For the last kick, the frog held his leg. "Let go!" Patrick kicked Globox's eye which forced him to let go. Even worse, he almost got crushed by the giant cake ball that was still chasing them. But luckily, he managed to recover in time.
Kicking wasn't working, so Pat would have try out another method. He ripped some pieces of chocolate and tossed them like shurikens. Rather than dodging or ducking, he used them as platforms to jump to Patrick. The frog set out to slap the sea creature, but he wasn't quite close enough, so he fell back down to the ground. Patrick once again tried to throw something, this time being lollipops. The first one he threw was immediately sent back to its owner with a powerful slap from Globox. The force coming from the lollipop smacked Patrick into the wall ahead.
Panic filled both of them as they realized they had nowhere else to run. What would they do? The cake ball was rapidly approaching, and it would probably only be a few seconds before they got crushed. It seemed that all hope was lost for them.
Team Nick: 1/2
But as you know, not everything is as it seems. Sparks started appearing around their bodies, and before they knew it, they disappeared! You wanna know why? Well, let's just say it had something to do with SpongeBob's last two wishes.
Superhero Showdown! (Finale)[]
SpongeBob, Patrick, Rayman, and Globox were all teleported on a beach. That beach in particular is the same one from when they defeated Burger Beard. The pedestrians stared in pure shock as they saw the weird creatures standing in front of them. Some of them even recognized SpongeBob and Patrick from last time. Speaking of which, they were in their superhero forms. Patrick had gloves, socks, a cape, and a headband that all matched his shorts. SpongeBob's shirt was now separate from his pants, and he had a bubble-blowing helmet. "All right, folks. You guys need to leave, because there's going to be some serious aft-kicking here!" Everyone on the beach were three steps ahead of that command.
With everyone safely out of the way, it was time to end this battle. Patrick focused all of his power which created a storm over the beach in the process. Cold and deadly weapons were summoned throughout the city. If you've ever seen Sponge Out of Water, you know exactly what I'm talking about. It was ice cream! With two ice cream cones in his hand, he did what any hero would do: eat them.
"...I really should've given you a better power, Patrick." SpongeBob said. Oh, and for the rest of the ice cream cones, they were flying towards Rayman and Globox like a very angry group of hornets. Globox's body looked like Neapolitan ice cream. Thanks to Rayman's unique body, he was able to dodge most of the ice cream attacks, but two landed in his eyes. Rayman pulled off the cones and held his burning eyes. "Or not! Patrick, that was awesome!"
SpongeBob shot some bubbles towards the blinded Ubisoft duo. The group of bubbles pushed them back into the streets. On the plus side, the soap from the bubbles washed off the ice cream. But on the downside, a car was coming their way! Globox crouched to the point where he looked like a sheet of paper. Rayman, on the other hand, his body parts scattered like a mischief. For those who don't know, a mischief is a group of rats. But back to the fight, his parts came back together once the car drove past.
Bubbles were continuously fired bubbles towards Rayman and Globox, but they were ready to counter this time. They both shot energy orbs which either reflected or destroyed the bubbles. "Oh no! Pat, do something!" SpongeBob had no reason to worry though as Patrick had a plan. "Don't worry, I got this!" Patrick says before eating some more ice cream. The really buff sponge groaned in irritation before they both got a taste of their own medicine.
Rayman and Globox looked towards the sea which is were they were blasted. They waited for a bit to see if they were coming back. And they did, taking to the air. SpongeBob was blowing small but fast bubbles which he used to fly while Patrick was riding on top of him doing a superhero pose. Rayman and Globox gasped before running down the street.
Several pedestrians honked their horns as the Ubisoft duo ran in front of their car. But when they realized what they were running from, everyone hopped out of their car and ran. Instead of chasing them, SpongeBob and Patrick landed on the ground. Patrick got behind SpongeBob and blew as hard as he could. Bubbles filled the entire street, sending cars throughout the neighborhood!
There was only one way to evade the bubble wave. They jumped as high as they could and landed on different cars. Both continued to jump on the cars being sent their way until they finally made it past the wave. Who knew that their experience from being platformer characters would come in handy? Most likely everyone, but anyways.
Rayman discharged his fists, aiming towards both of the sea creatures' forehead. SpongeBob thought fast and shot two bubbles which sealed them in bubbles. If Rayman had a quarter for every time someone stole his fists, he'd have two quarters. That's not a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice. Patrick followed up some SpongeBob's plan and controlled tens of ice cream cones to turn Rayman into a pincushion. As the really sharp cones reached Rayman's nose, Globox pushed him out of the way while shooting the bubble containing Ray's hands.
The hands of Rayman pulled both SpongeBob and Patrick's underwear and hung them on a street lamp before they crawled back to their owner. Rayman pulled out his Plunger Gun and shot a power-up crate that just randomly spawned. Video game logic is strange, huh? He shot out five plungers with two of them hitting SpongeBob and Patrick. The lamp post was split in half and the heroes of Nickelodeon were flung into a building. Some of the glass pierced their skin which didn't heal like normally. Luckily, nobody was in the building at the time. They pulled off the plunger which also pulled off their eyes. SpongeBob and Patrick put their eyes back on before going back outside.
The hero of the Glade shot more plungers towards SpongeBob. The plungers went inside of his bubble wand and got encased. Rayman tried to shoot more plungers, but he ran out of ammo. "What's the matter? Out of ammo?" SpongeBob asked as he and Patrick laughed before Pat got hit with Rayman's gun. "Are you okay, Patrick!?"
"Finland!" Patrick yelled. This was quite random, but you can expect that when you get bonked in the head by a metal gun. SpongeBob ran to Rayman and Globox, getting ready to engage in hand-to-hand combat. The sponge striked first at Globox's stomach with a chop. Rayman went in for a punch but got a roundhouse kick instead. Both Rayman and Globox attacked at once, but the Krusty Krab's number 1 fanboy blocked both attacks, each with a single hand.
Pat finally got back up and threw ice cream cones to the Ubisoft heroes. They were about to move, but SpongeBob grabbed Rayman's hand and Globox's arm, his grip being too strong for them to escape. SpongeBob let go of them at the last second and flew away with his bubbles. The cones knocked them into a building which then collapsed. They crawled out the rubble while pulling out the cones. To be completely honest, the ice cream stores in this city should get sued for how dangerous their cones are.
Rayman pulled out his ultimate power-up: the Golden Fist. As you can tell the power-ups title, his gloves were now gold. Well, not actual gold, but you get the idea. SpongeBob charged again as Rayman did the same. They both threw their fists, and as evident from SpongeBob's face, it was obvious who was stronger. Rayman did a combo, each punch doing massive damage. He ended his combo with an uppercut and a forward kick which pushed SpongeBob into Patrick! It was Globox's turn now. He took a deep breath and inhaled as if he was a vacuum. His sucking power was too strong (no more innuendos from here, I promise), and the sea creatures were trapped inside his mouth. They were shot through multiple buildings, knocking them down like dominoes. Don't worry, no one was killed.
The iconic sea creatures from Nick landed at the beach. "Alright Patrick, it's time to get serious!" Patrick agreed with his best friend. Rayman and Globox caught up to the beach as Patrick was waiting for them. "Justice is best soft-served." Patrick said before summoning more ice cream. The heroes of the Glade were mobile enough to dodge the dangerous sweets and get in close to Pat. Globox slapped Patrick twice with the second one pushing him to Rayman who punched him in his forehead. That alone would've hurt like crazy, but he already had a huge knot beforehand, so this was bound to be more painful.
At this point, Patrick was just getting bullied. While they were doing that, neither Rayman or Globox failed to acknowledge the fact that SpongeBob wasn't present at all. Until now. "Leave my friend alone!" The sponge howled. Multiple bubbles were shot and the Ubisoft duo destroyed them with some energy bullets. However, it was too late when they realized the bubbles contained all kind of items in them like bowling balls, rocks, and more!
The Glade's heroes screamed before jumping around like they were frogs. Actually, let's say they were jumping around like kangaroos. I wouldn't want to offend Globox seeing as how he is a frog-thing.
Back to the battle, SpongeBob and Patrick followed up on the falling objects with their respective projectiles. The attacks hit, forming a massive dust cloud thanks to the sand surrounding the area. "Alright, Patrick, we got them for sure!" SpongeBob and Patrick high-fived each while yelling out, "Yeah!" After the high-five was over, Patrick's tummy started grumbling. "Hey SpongeBob, can we get some Krabby Patties?" Before SpongeBob could respond, a punch and a slap hit them with immense force. As it turns out, Rayman and Globox each had the Ultimate Barrier surrounding them.
"Oh come on!" Patrick was very clearly getting irritated of this battle. The sea creatures jumped and threw a punch. Not only did their attack do no damage, but thanks to the shield's properties, they were electrocuted. Globox ducked down and shot his foot forward, knocking them both into the air. Next up was Rayman with a punch hitting both SquarePants and Star in their eyeballs. They were pushed away at speeds easily surpassing the speed of light. They landed back into the streets, kicking up rubble due to their crash.
SpongeBob and Patrick got back as Rayman and Globox approached the crater. "Alright, Patrick, we'll beat these freaks with the power of teamwork!" SpongeBob says as he and Pat put their hands in the middle. Everyone was ready to put an end to this tiresome fight. Patrick got on his friend's back before Sponge started flying into the sky. They flew up so high that the clouds around them were obscuring the city and turned around. The flying duo caught on fire as they charged down to Rayman and Globox.
The clouds were pushed out of the way as the Nickelodeon heroes came down as if they were a meteor. In response, Rayman and Globox charged their attacks. But this time, their attacks were charged for way longer than they were ever in this fight. Rayman and Globox threw their punches as SpongeBob and Patrick finally reached. The collision of their attacks made a shockwave that completely decimated anything or anyone within 100 meter radius. Both teams struggled to overpower one another, but one team was out of time.
The bodies of SpongeBob and Patrick slowly reverted to their normal forms. It seems their superheroes forms ran out. Sponge and Pat looked at each other before "Uh-oh." Rayman and Globox's punches blasted them away, but they were latched on to with energy tethers from the limbless wonder and the amphibian before they got pulled back down. Punches and slaps were handed out to the sea creatures like free candy. The Nick duo received a beating like never before. Even Sandy wasn't this powerful!
The last two hits knocked them into the water which created a massive explosion! SpongeBob and Patrick were heavily injured from the beating, but they still had enough energy to talk. "Patrick, we failed...but at least we failed as a team." "Nope, this is on you." SpongeBob was going to ask how it was his fault, but he stopped once he saw Rayman and Globox in the air with their fist reeled back like this. (except Barbara or the Teensies weren't there)
The final hit moved the surrounding ocean out of the way. SpongeBob and Patrick's regeneration didn't let them die, but they would be incapacitated for a long time. Rayman and Globox were sent into the air, but they slowed their descent by flapping their arms and using their hair as a helicopter respectively. Rayman and Globox fist-bumped each other before walking away.
Results[]
???: This fight was fucking amazing!
Advance: This fight was really close, but...What the? Who the f*** are you?
???: Who the f*** are you?
Advance: Who you is?
???: Who you be? Huh? I don't even know you-
Advance: So apparently, I have a new co-host. His name is Ranger.
Ranger: Hello, everyone! From now on, I'll be assisting Advance.
Advance: But back to the fight, this was an extremely close battle that could've went either way.
Ranger: Let's get one thing out of the way. Without composite, SpongeBob and Patrick would've never stood a chance.
Advance: But even with composite, Rayman and Globox were more likely to pull out a win.
Ranger: In terms of strength, they were about dead even in terms of stats. Rayman and Globox are 31 x Universal while SpongeBob and Patrick were 23 x Universal at most via defeating the Mawgu. Rayman and Globox had a 1.34x strength advantage.
Pop-up: SpongeBob and Patrick are capable of hurting the Mawgu in the DS and GBA versions of the game.
Advance: By extent, their durability were even too as they're capable of taking hits from those as strong or stronger than them. So this fight really came down to other categories.
Ranger: Speed is one of them. Patrick's feat of running to the Sun and back meant that he and SpongeBob were 170 x the speed of light. But travel speed isn't that important in a fight, it's reaction speed and attack speed.
Advance: That's were Rayman and Globox took the lead. Rayman and Globox's feat of sending the vehicle through a solar system in about ten seconds come out to 9.474 billion times the speed of light! Their reaction speed should also be comparable to their attack speed seeing as how they can dodge attacks from each other as well as scaling to Razorbeard who could react while piloting his ship at 2,000,000,000 times the speed of light.
Ranger: Hold on, what about SpongeBob traveling to the outskirts of the galaxy at 8.1 trillion times light speed and outrunning the Atlanteans who ran across billions of light years?
Advance: That's easy. SpongeBob didn't travel their on his own, it was by the string so that shouldn't be scaled to his travel speed. As for the Atlanteans feat, we don't know if the new generation is comparable to the ones who did the feat.
Ranger: Sure, SpongeBob and Patrick would beat Rayman and Globox in a foot race, but they weren't going to landing any blows or dodge one themselves.
Advance: Next up is versatility. A lot of SpongeBob and Patrick's arsenal weren't anything new to Rayman and Globox, but let's talk about the big three. SpongeBob and Patrick's plot manipulation, the Magic Page, and the Magic Pencil.
Ranger: The Magic Pencil is about as durable as a normal pencil so it would be rather easy to break especially with their much higher attack speed.
Advance: Plot manipulation is something SpongeBob and Patrick never used in combat. It was only used to solve mysteries.
Ranger: Lastly, do you really think Rayman and Globox will allow them to write on the Magic Page? Even if they did, they would probably only use it to transform into their superhero forms which are practically useless.
Advance: On the other hand, Rayman and Globox's abilities were more useful. They could amp their attack speed or damage output with power-ups like the Speed Fist or the Heavy Metal Fist. They definitely had more defensive options too. They could increase their durability, heal themselves or make themselves invincible with barriers. That way, it would make it a lot harder to deal permanent damage.
Ranger: But wait, how did Rayman and Globox bypass SpongeBob and Patrick's regeneration?
Advance: Simple. They didn't need to. SpongeBob and Patrick have shown consistently that they can be knocked out or injured despite their healing. So even if Rayman and Globox couldn't kill them, they could still win.
Ranger: Well, can we at least go over the advantages SpongeBob and Patrick had before we end this?
Advance: Sure. For starters, they easily had the stamina advantage. Rayman and Globox have went on day-long adventures, but SpongeBob and Patrick survived without food or water for an entire year! Along with their healing and travel speed advantage, they could theoretically outlasted Rayman and Globox and then go in for the kill. But the thing is, that's not something they would do in battle.
Ranger: Next up was SpongeBob's luck hax. It would make it so much harder to deal damage. However, it's not always active in combat, so it isn't always reliable.
Advance: This was an entertaining battle, but in the end, Rayman and Globox had the speed, versatility, and experience to take the win.
Ranger: SpongeBob and Patrick didn't have a ray of hope as they were blown out of the water.
Advance: The winners are Rayman and Globox!
Trivia[]
- The connections between Rayman, Globox, SpongeBob, and Patrick are that they are duos consisting of a yellow, energetic, naive, and happy-go-lucky hero that have malleable bodies (Rayman and SpongeBob) and a dimwitted, greedy, but kind hearted sidekick that are prone to cowardice but aren't afraid to fight when the time comes (Globox and Patrick). They live in a world with surreal creatures. They typically fight against villains who use machinery to make up for their inabilities. (Ales is poor at using magic and Plankton is small and weak). Their friends have the same characteristics; a brash girl that loves danger, (Barbara and Sandy) grumpy and wisecracking (Murphy and Squidward).
- The track's name would be Havoc Bottom. The title comes from the sub-title of Rayman 3, Hoodlum Havoc and from the name of SpongeBob and Patrick's home, Bikini Bottom. The thumbnail would have a fist inside of a bubble while the background would be a mix of yellow and purple.
- The fight would be hand-drawn.
- This is, as of now, probably going to be my longest fight.
- Credits to Bunny Cat4 for creating an alternate thumbnail (much better than mine)
- This episode is Ranger's first appearance as my co-host. (Fun Fact: His name comes from my old account, GoGoPowerRanger)
Introduction[]
SpongeBob and Patrick[]
Rayman and Globox[]
Death Battle![]
Analysis[]
Trivia[]
- The connections between SpongeBob and Patrick and Rayman and Globox are:
- Rayman and SpongeBob are yellow, happy-go-lucky, energetic heroes who are willing to lend a helping hand and enjoy going on adventures. Meanwhile, the best friends, Globox and Patrick, are lazy, cowardly idiots that love to eat and sleep. One of their main villains is a mechanical genius that desires to take over the world after being belittled for being weaker than others (The Magician/Plankton).
- Aditionally, SpongeBob and Rayman are both featured in Brawlhalla and are even portrayed as being friends.
- The fight would be animated in sprites with some scenes being hand-drawn.
- The track name would be Legendary F.U.N.