Description[]
SpongeBob SquarePants vs McDonald's! McDonald's is obviously one of the biggest fast food places, and in the Nicktoons universe, so is The Krusty Krab. But what will happen when these two cheerful mascots have to push their immaturity aside to fight each other to the death?
Intro[]
Patchy: Ahh, fast food. The American cornerstone of greasy food, greedy managers, miserable jobs for teens, and childhood obesity.
Potty: Let's not be so negative here, as much as I didn't wanna say that.
Patchy: You're no fun.
Potty: Fast food is home to cheap, convenient meals that are easy to access, but more importantly, some of them have spawned cheerful mascots who aspire to spread joy to others no matter what it takes.
Patchy: Like me idol SpongeBob SquarePants, the energetic and optimistic icon of Nickelodeon...
Potty: ...and Ronald McDonald, the friendly and cheerful clown who wants to put a smile on everyone's faces!
Patchy: I'm Patchy the Pirate, and he's Potty the Parrot.
Potty: And it's our job to analyze weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win...a Death Battle.
SpongeBob SquarePants Makes DEATH BATTLE! the Best Day Ever[]
Patchy: Bikini Bottom is a town in the Pacific Ocean that has a bustling population of sea creatures...oh yeah, and a squirrel. Have I mentioned it's the only place in the world where you can afford a two-story house while living off minimum wage?
Potty: Yeah, about that, Bikini Bottom is the only place in the world where you can dine at its local fast food joint, The Krusty Krab, which serves the irresistible Krabby Patty.
Patchy: Note to self: dump burgers in water from now on so that they'll taste better.
Potty: But one not-so simple sponge would be here to change that place. SpongeBob SquarePants is an eternally optimistic sea sponge who has always dreamed of working as a fry cook, which is why he flipped his first patty when he was a baby.
Patchy: So on the history-changing day of May 1, 1999, SpongeBob applied for a job at The Krusty Krab. His dimwitted best friend, Patrick Star, managed to motivate SpongeBob into working for the Krusty Krab.
Potty: So much for an animal without a brain, eh?
Patchy: The greedy Eugene Krabs initially doubted SpongeBob for his naivety, so he tasked him to buy a spatula that couldn't hope of being real. But guess what happened? He found it, and he ended up saving his arrogant neighbor, Squidward Tentacles, as well as Mr. Krabs of course, from swarms of hungry anchovies!
Potty: Mr. Krabs decided SpongeBob was a trustworthy fry cook after all, so he hired him on the spot, much to Squidward's disappointment.
Patchy: Things aren't always easy for SpongeBob, however. He often finds himself having to save the day from Plankton, who is Mr. Krabs' rival. While Plankton's restaurant, the Chum Bucket, never receives any visitors, he has one simple, evil plan he'll never let go of -- steal the Krabby Patty's secret formula to run Mr. Krabs out of business.
Potty: Well, it's a good thing SpongeBob has what it takes to protect himself in a fight, because underestimating him may just lead to your own death...
Patchy: Yeah, don't leak the weak gags fool you. SpongeBob is powerful enough to shove four galaxies into The Krusty Krab's kitchen, as well as casually pull the Milky Way galaxy apart with a string.
Potty: The string feat may not seem like much at first, but SpongeBob was constantly lifting and tugging the string like it was nothing. Given how the episode established the string connects to everything in the entire galaxy and composes it, it would mean the string weighs as much as the galaxy because everything in it is the string.
Patchy: So that would mean...SpongeBob was supporting the galaxy's weight. What the hell?
Potty: It only gets weirder from here, 'cause SpongeBob is capable of destroying his own brain, which contains a sun similar to our own. He can also destroy his dreams, which are big enough to contain night skies filled with stars.
Ronald McDonald[]
Intermission/Roots and Bets[]
Death Battle[]
Results[]
Trivia[]
- The connections between SpongeBob and Ronald are that they are optimistic, fun-loving, yellow-clad and iconic heroes from popular fast food burger restaurants who always try to spread happiness to everyone and anyone, known by the places they live in as cheerful, and as one of the reasons they go there. They also have a large, slow-witted best friend (Patrick and Grimace), as well as an enemy who always try to steal the restaurant's food or recipe (Plankton and The Hamburglar).
- The battle would be animated in hand-drawn animation.
- The track title would be F.U.N. Lovin' Cooks.
| I'm Lovin' It! | |
|---|---|
| Season | Season One |
| Season Episode | Tenth |
| Air date | N/A |
| Written by | KanaNotBonnie |
| Episode guide | |
| Previous Equestria Girls Villain Battle Royale |
Next TBD |
Description[]
Interlude[]
SpongeBob SquarePants bursts his bubble in DEATH BATTLE![]
Ronald McDonald takes your order in DEATH BATTLE![]
Intermission[]
Surge: Alright, we've ran the data through all possibilities!
Kuro: It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!
Death Battle[]
Pre-Fight[]
FIGHT![]
K.O![]
Post-Analysis[]
| “ | The fast food wars escalate to a whole new level in this episode of DEATH BATTLE! | „ |
| ~ Tagline |
SpongeBob VS Ronald McDonald is the ??? episode of Death Battle, featuring SpongeBob SquarePants from the cartoon of the same name against Ronald McDonald from the McDonald's franchise of restaurants in a battle of happy-go-lucky mascots affiliated with restaurants.