Description[]
The fourth episode of GoGoPowerRanger's first season features SpongeBob SquarePants from the eponymous series, and Po from Kung-Fu Panda. Which of these fighters are ready to take the W?
Started On: July 22, 2021
Completed On: November 29, 2021
Intro[]
SpongeBob SquarePants, the iconic cartoon character from SpongeBob SquarePants.
And Po, the Dragon Warrior from Kung-Fu Panda.
These two love martial arts more than anyone. But when they're pitted together in a fight to death, which martial arts will prove to be better, karate or kung-fu?
I'm TheGameBoyAdvance, and it's my job to analyze their armor, weapons, and skill to find out who would win a death battle!
SpongeBob SquarePants Is Ready For Death Battle![]
At this point, there's no need to introduce to SpongeBob SquarePants. After all, he has his own show, spin-offs, movies, comics, merch, and more. But since this is death battle, I have to introduce the young sponge anyway.
On the date of May 1, 1999, we were introduced to SpongeBob SquarePants, an optimistic and naive sponge who loves about everything. But there is nothing more he loves more than fry cooking. That's why he decided to apply to the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs initially had no interest in hiring SpongeBob, so he sent him to find a spatula that doesn't exist. After leaving, Mr. Krabs and Squidward unfortunately got caught in a dinner rush with anchovies. While you might think this isn't a problem, you are very wrong. The anchovies swarmed Squidward and Eugene, desperate to get their Krabby Patties.
All hope seemed lost until SpongeBob came in with the hydrodynamic spatula he was ordered to find. SpongeBob did what he did best and created Krabby Patties for every hungry anchovy there! It was at that point that Mr. Krabs finally realized how much money he could make from him talented SpongeBob really was. The yellow sponge was finally hired as the Krusty Krab's fry cook.
Despite his cowardly appearance, SpongeBob is actually pretty powerful. And it's a good thing too, since he always has to save the day from Sheldon J. Plankton. And before I go over his stats, I should clarify that SpongeBob is far stronger than the Below Average Human to Wall tier people always put him at.
For starters, SpongeBob created an explosion that eclipsed the Earth. A feat that is over 22 ninatons of TNT. That's enough power to destroy a dwarf star! And if you think that's an outlier, don't worry, I've got plenty of feats to back that up. Like the time SpongeBob spun the Earth around. Factoring in the angular velocity and the rotational energy, SpongeBob should be capable of outputting over 35 ninatons!
He should be comparable to Santa Claus, who can destroy part of the moon. Speaking of the moon, SpongeBob created a burp that expanded over the moon. This feat results in 276 exatons, although it has to be split due to the fact that Squidina and Pearl. Even then, SpongeBob's burps are still strong enough to destroy the moon!
Let's not neglect his lifting strength either. He should upscale from Squidward who could lift his own house and pull a pirate ship. His house is an Easter Island Head, and those things can weigh up to 14 Tons! As for the pirate ships, those weigh at least 100 Tons and at most 280 Tons! With the help of Patrick, he could a lighthouse and carry it all the way back to their house!
*Popup: While SpongeBob has shown that he struggles with lifting teddy bears and drinks, these anti-feats don't disprove any of his other feats. All cartoons have anti-feats every now and then because the scene is supposed to be funny.
SpongeBob doesn't let down in durability either. He survived being at center of the bomb that destroyed Bikini Bottom, a feat that resulted in 412 Megatons! That's powerful enough to destroy a mountain!
His body can tank absorbing Goo Lagoon, which has resulted in 2.56 Teratons! Enough to destroy a small country!
He can survive the sounds of Squidward's clarinet. At first glance, that doesn't seem that impressive, but the sounds can collapse skyscrapers and glaciers!
SpongeBob is incredibly resistant to heat as well. He's shown to be unaffected by the heat of the sun. The sun contains a temperature of 9,940 Fahrenheit!
*Popup: It's possible that SpongeBob is only vulnerable to heat if he's out of water.
SpongeBob is a pretty fast runner. He can outrun Patrick, who can run near the Sun and back in seconds! This means SpongeBob and Patrick are faster than light!
*Popup: Although it's impossible to know whether or not Patrick actually ran to the Sun, he should still be FTL.
To prove this is consistent, SpongeBob moved fast enough to catch his reflection off-guard. This feat may seem insignificant at first but it should be noted that mirrors reflect light. So in order for SpongeBob to move faster than his reflection, he'd need to be faster than light.
SpongeBob should scale to Sandy considering that he fights her all the time. Sandy can dodge optic beams, jump from the moon to Saturn, and react while flying her jetpack. Her jetpack to her to the moon in nine seconds.
For the Saturn feat, the distance between Saturn and Earth is 926.71 million miles, meaning Sandy had to surf at 2487.31684123 times the speed of light. As for piloting a jet pack that can go from Bikini Bottom to the moon in nine seconds, the distance between Earth and the moon is 384,400km. 384,000 divided by 9 would equal 42711.111km/s, which is 14% the speed of light!
Onto his abilities, SpongeBob's most well-known power is his regeneration. He can regenerate from being popped as a bubble, reduced to ashes, split in half, having his arms taken off, and even regenerate from being reduced to dust!
SpongeBob can absorb substances like water and trash into his body.
Once he absorbs something, he can use it as an attack by shooting it from his holes or mouth. For example, he can fire several snowballs or a giant stream of water. This ability is especially useful for long-ranged attacks or defense.
Similarly to Luffy, his body is very resistant to blunt force attacks.
He can control and manipulate his body. Because of this, he can transform into different objects. He can even change into someone else and replicate their voices. SpongeBob can blend in with the environment, add extra limbs to his body, and even duplicate!
Although The Sponge Who Could Fly would have you believe SpongeBob is incapable of flight, that's not true at all. He's shown several times that he can fly. He can fly naturally, inflating his pants, or using his body manipulation to turn himself into a balloon.
SpongeBob can manipulate the environment around him. He can use boulders as a mode of transport. SpongeBob can use the bubble transition to teleport to any location.
And to further elaborate on his environment manipulation, SpongeBob can make objects out of sand to aid him in combat or defend him from attacks. He can make sand knights, tanks and even entire castles!
SpongeBob has plenty of mind-based powers. He can read someone's thoughts, tell if someone is reading his own, and transmit his thoughts to others. And to go with that, he has a limited resistance to mind control like when Plankton tried to control him.
SpongeBob has the ability to transmute objects like when he turned Patrick into a jar of mayo.
SpongeBob has shown that he is a very lucky guy. Like when Kevin gave him multiple tests of catching jellyfish and the jellyfish flew into his net! He even asked to live when a truck was about to crush and he did!
His most dangerous ability is nothing something you would expect. His laughter. It can drive anyone who listens to it insane!
And I thought my sister was annoying. She doesn't even come close!
To add to SpongeBob's natural abilities, I will talk about his equipment. First is his trusty spatula, Spat. While it's more commonly used to cook Krabby Patties like all spatulas do, it can also be used as a sword.
SpongeBob has his bottom of bubble soap, which can be used to blow bubbles. These bubbles can be used as bombs, modes of transportation, and to stun someone by blowing a bubble in their eyes. I swear, this kid has the strangest weapons ever. SpongeBob's bubbles can take punches from characters comparable to him, so they should be Dwarf Star in terms of durability.
With the Magic Pencil, SpongeBob can bring anything he draws into reality, whether it be creatures, weapons, or interdimensional portals.
*Popup: While the Magic Pencil was broken in it's debut episode, SpongeBob can summon a pencil with similar abilities.
SpongeBob has the Goofy Goober outfit. It allows him to shoot bolts of electricity.
SpongeBob isn't flawless however. He's very cowardly and isn't a very aggressive fighter. He's incredibly naive and is pretty easy to trick.
Even with his flaws, you can count on SpongeBob to save the day from Sheldon J. Plankton.
SpongeBob: You know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, it's that you are who you are. And no amount of mermaid magic...or managerial promotion...or some other third thing, can make me anything more than what I really am inside - a kid.
Po Finds Inner Peace In Death Battle![]
There are legends of a warrior so cool that foes would go blind from his awesomeness. His power and skill was unrivaled. The hero known as the legendary Dragon Warrior.
This is Xiao Po Ping, a panda that lives in the Valley of Peace. For a long, this valley was a very tranquil and pleasant place. But didn't last for long when Lord Shen and his army seized the land.
A prophecy foretold of a black and white warrior ending his domination over the land, a.k.a a panda. So to prevent facing defeat, Shen decided to commit mass murder and slaughter the pandas. Po's mother sent him away in a radish box so that he could live. Seriously, why do people it's a good idea to put babies in boxes and send them down a river?
But as it turns out, it worked out just fine for Po. He was found and adopted by a father-like goose known as Ping. With his wisdom and guidance, Po became a legendary...
waiter at a noodle restaurant. Things were get more interesting from this point though. The day of the Dragon Warrior Tournament had finally come, and it was time to pick the new Dragon Warrior. Hearing about this, Po desperately wanted to see which one of his idols would be chosen.
Po managed to get into the stadium after a bit of hijinxs. To his and everyone's surprise, Master Oogway chose Po as the Dragon Warrior. No, this wasn't an accident. Master Oogway meant to choose Po. Turns out, Po was quite gifted in martial arts. He just needed someone to guide him.
Let's talk about feats, starting with his po-wer not sorry . He could kill Ke-Pa in two hits, who destroyed the Jade Palace! Measuring the palace in comparison to the stairs, this feat would be worth about 1.7 kilotons of TNT! That's enough to destroy a small town!
He stomped Kai, who split rocks in the afterlife. Comparing the size of the rocks to Kai's size, the energy needed to split these rocks would be over 13 kilotons!
One of Po's best feats involve him splitting a cloud formation with the Wuxi Finger Hold. A feat worth 837 megatons of TNT, enough to destroy a mountain! This feat was done before he even knew what Chi was.
Onto to Po's speed. He can dodge fast enough to evade bolts of electricity. It's debatable whether or not the electricity have the same properties as actual lightning bolts. Even still, this feat would at the very least put him at Mach 1!
With his Inner Peace, he can catch and deflect cannonballs moving at 2.490 feet per second. That means Po has to react faster than 2.2 times the speed of sound!
He scales to the Black Tortoise, who could put up a shield before a meteor crashed into Earth. Black Tortoise would need to move faster than 5% the speed of light! That's Sub-Relativistic+.
Po is pretty durable. He can take hits from people who, as I've mentioned before, are capable of outputting damage in the kiloton range!
Once again bringing up Black Tortoise, he could stop a meteor from crashing into Earth. Based on the size of the meteor, Black Tortoise would have to block over 83 teratons of TNT!
Now let's go over abilities, because there are a lot of them.
Like all of the Furious Five, Po has his own fighting style, the Panda Style! With the Panda Style, Po can use his weight to defend against blunt force attacks as well as pressure point attacks. He has multiple attacks like the Feet of Fury, a rush of kick attacks. The Chao Wa Punch Kick is a technique in which that Po punches the mid area of the opponents body and then kicks. The strike of the Chao Wa Punch Kick causes immobilization of the body.
Speaking of immobilization, Po can paralyze someone by touching pressure points with Paralyzing Touch Points.
Po has mastered 3 of the 12 Impossible Moves. The first one is the Thundering Wind Hammer, a ball of energy that explodes on impact. It's created by rapidly spinning around and placing one's palm towards the target after the user stops spinning.
The next one is the Golden Lotus Clap. In order to activate this, the user has to yell out the name of the move while clapping their hands together. A golden mist is then released from the user and causes blindness.
Lastly, there's the Mongolian Fireball, a fireball that also works like a black hole. It gets smaller over time until it completely disappears.
The Hero's Chi is a life force passed on to every chosen Dragon Warrior. It increases Po's kung fu skills and give him flight and energy blasts.
His most powerful ability is the Wuxi Finger Hold. It's a chi-based move that can send mortals to the Spirit Realm that involves the user holding an opponent's finger between his or her own index finger and thumb, pinky held upright. By flexing one's pinky, the target's chi is presumably affected so greatly that it causes a brilliant, rippling shockwave of energy that extends for miles around.
Po isn't perfect. He's very naive.
He can accidentally blind himself if he uses the Golden Lotus Clap without closing his eyes.
If he overuses the Hero's Chi, it can drain him, exhaust him and making him unable to use chi attacks for a short period of time, though this isn't an issue with mastery of chi.
And if Po dies in the Spirit Realm, he dies for good.
Regardless, Po is always ready to teach the new generation.
Po: I've been asking myself the same thing. Am I the son of a panda? The son of a goose? A student? A teacher? Turns out, I'm all of them. I am the Dragon Warrior.
Intermission[]
Alright, the combatants are set. I've run the data through all possibilities.
Right now, it's time for a DEATH BATTLE!
Place your vote here before reading the fight (if you'd like).
Death Battle[]
Location: The Valley of Peace
A yellow sponge with red karate gear had narrowly avoided an attack from a squirrel dressed in green karate gear. The squirrel had striked again, but this time, the sponge had caught the attack and countered with his own strike.
The attack had sent the squirrel soaring into the distance. The sponge cheered as he defeated his sparring partner, not knowing a certain big, fat panda was secretly watching him.
This wasn't just any big, fat panda. It was the big, fat panda, Master Po Ping. He stared in awe at this guy's strength. Just who was he? Po wanted to find out the answer to this question.
Just as the sponge was about to go find his friend, he was interrupted by Po jumped in front of him. "That was so cool! Who are you?" Po asked, noticably excited. "My name is SpongeBob SquarePants. What's your name?" SpongeBob said as he held his hand out. "My name is Po!" Po shook his hand. "Do you wanna spar?"
"Sure!" SpongeBob decided Sandy can wait. Both SpongeBob and Po got into a fighting position.
Fight!
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XORwfYUH23Y)
Po chose to make the first move. He unleashed a flurry of punches onto SpongeBob. The sponge surprisingly started laughing it off. SpongeBob smacked Po right in the gut. Po couldn't hold back his laughter. "Hahahahaha! That tickles!" SpongeBob once again attacked Po, hitting him in his face. The strike actually damaged the panda this time as he visibly stunned.
SpongeBob went in for another strike, but Po barely dodged it and retaliated with an uppercut. His attack still didn't do much damage, but it did knock SpongeBob into the air. Po jumped up after the sponge and used the Feet of Furry. Multiple kicks were planted into SpongeBob's face. One of Po's kicks were aimed at SpongeBob's eye. The sponge let out a shriek as he clenched his eye.
Po then grabbed SpongeBob with one hand and punched him towards the ground with the other. The landing broke SpongeBob's body into several pieces. Po panicked as he thought he killed his sparring partner. The master panda ran to check up on him. As it turns out, the sponge was completely fine. SpongeBob's body quickly reattached the severed pieces before landing a surprise attack.
Po collided with the ground thanks to that hit. It's a good thing his body nullifies physical strikes, isn't it? Po tried to go in for another strike but SpongeBob easily dodged it. Po went for more attacks but SpongeBob dodged them all. Getting tired of this game, Po rapidly spun around, and he put his hands together. A giant energy ball known as the Thundering Wind Hammer came out! SpongeBob panicked.
He opened a hole in his body, letting the ball of energy pass through him harmlessly. Po wasn't done with that, however. He fired multiple Thundering Wind Hammers towards SpongeBob. He jumped, ducked, and ran around all of the attacks. The spheres seemed to stop coming.
SpongeBob sighed as he wiped some sweat off his forehead. That relief didn't stick around for long, though. Po connected his fist into SpongeBob's body. SpongeBob was sent into a wall and bounced right off into Po! They both were rolling down the stairs as a comical fight cloud surrounded them.
Po punched SpongeBob in his mid-area before kicking him. This was the Chao Wa Punch Kick, and SpongeBob was paralyzed from the attack. Po used grabbed SpongeBob by his legs, and then tossed him away. SpongeBob was finally able to move again. SpongeBob put his karate gear away and pulled out his spatuala, known as Spat. In response, Po grabbed a nearby bamboo stick.
The two anthromorphic animals clashed with their respective weapons. SpongeBob slashed at Po who defended with his bamboo stick. SpongeBob put more power into his attack which sliced clean through the stick. Po used the two sticks to smack SpongeBob on both sides. He then began to poke SpongeBob repeatedly. "Ow! H-hey, quit it!" SpongeBob begged.
The sponge backed off and pulled out his bubble soap. He fired some bubbles towards Po who countered with his chi blasts. SpongeBob fired some bubbles bombs towards Po. The bombs surrounded Po. They exploded one at a time, resulting in Po getting blasted around like the ball in spinball. As the last one detonated, SpongeBob fired another bubble that sealed Po into a bubble.
Po punched the bubble, but it was muda useless. SpongeBob hopped up and above to the bubble that Po was trapped in but not to help him. SpongeBob shapeshifted into a nail, and he dived down to the bubble. "Nailed it!" SpongeBob said as he popped the bubble. "Oh boy.." Po whispered to himself. Po even get the chance to land before getting slammed on the ground by SpongeBob. This time, he was transformed into an anvil!
A bear-shaped hole was left in the ground. SpongeBob had changed himself back to normal. Po had crawled out of the ground. His fur was dirty and he had a bruise on his face. While most people would be angry, Po started laughing. "You are seriously awesome!" SpongeBob started laughing. "Let's stop holding back!" SpongeBob split his body in half and made thirty different clones.
Po attempted to fight them off. Two clones grabbed Po's arms as another clone punched him several times. It seems that SpongeBob didn't get the idea from before as the punches didn't hurt Po that much. Po managed to get away from the two clones. Po had an idea to get rid of all the clones. He got into multiple stances and put his hands together. Out came a gigantic fireball! The clones panicked but then noticed something.
The fireball was really, really slow. It was hardly faster than Gary. The clones had made a path for the fireball to harmlessly get through. The fireball stopped in its' tracks and sucked up all the SpongeBob clones. One of them stuck their fingers into the ground so they could hold on. The fireball disappeared, leaving nothing more than a cloud of dust. The real SpongeBob was able to survive.
Po didn't let up with the attacks. He grabbed SpongeBob, kicked him in the air, and fired a Chi blast towards the young sponge. SpongeBob howled as he knocked far, far away. He landed into a river by the village. SpongeBob absorbed the water until he was 40 feet tall! Po gulped in fear as SpongeBob released the tsunami in Po's direction.
SPLASH!
Po was sent down further down the mountain. He was deep breathing, and his fur was puffy. SpongeBob glided down in the form of a parachute. "Looks like you're all washed up!" Po got back up almost right away. "I'm not done yet!"
SpongeBob found a rock right by him. He jumped on it and revved it. Po hopped out of the way to prevent getting ran over. While driving, SpongeBob fired some bubbles towards Po. The panda got shot by one of the bombs. SpongeBob drove towards Po, but the panda didn't dodge. He waited until SpongeBob was right...
There! "Golden Lotus Clap!" Po yelled as a golden mist surrounded the sponge. SpongeBob shrieked as he was blinded. He fell off the boulder which fell off the cliff. Po wrapped his arms around SpongeBob. Po held his finger between his index finger and thumb as his pinky was held up. The panda proceeded to flex his pinky, making a shockwave of chi.
When SpongeBob opened his eyes, he stared in awe. He was on a floating platform, and the sky was golden. He wasn't on Earth anymore. He was the Spirit Realm! SpongeBob should have been paying attention his opponent, however. Po fired a chi blast at SpongeBob, blasting him away. He got knocked off of the platform. SpongeBob screamed but remembered he could fly.
SpongeBob got back on the platform. Po was there, now with a dragon around him. "I think it's time you and I end this, SpongeBob!" Po stated. SpongeBob agreed, "You said it!" From one of his holes, he pulled the Magic Pencil.
Enter The Final Showdown!
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EAW1bRTKHc)
SpongeBob drew multiple cannons and fired them all at once. The dragon around Po ate the cannonballs. The cannonballs inside the dragon disentegrated. SpongeBob fired more cannonballs, but Po countered them with some chi blasts. Po dove towards SpongeBob in an attempt to land a punch. SpongeBob flew out of the way before Po could do that.
SpongeBob panicked but thought of the perfect creation. He drew a large and intimidating moster: a dragon! This dragon had a western look to it rather than Po's chinese dragon. The sponge hopped on as the dragon flew towards Po. The dragon released a stream of fire as Po fired a beam of energy.
The beam struggle resulted in a massive explosion that eclisped the area they were currently fighting in! The shockwave knocked them both out of the air. Both of their dragons were gone. SpongeBob was destroyed in the explosion but he rapidly regenerated. As for Po, he was just fine. He had a few burn marks here or there, but he wasn't injured for the most part. However, the smoke from the explosion blinded both of them.
The smoke was cleared when Po shot a ball of chi towards SpongeBob. The sponge couldn't move out of the way in time. He was knocked down, and it seemed he was down for the count. "That was such an awesome fight!" Po esctatically said. As he was walking towards SpongeBob so he could get them both back, SpongeBob slowly got back up.
"I'm!...I'm!...I"M A GOOFY GOOBER!" SpongeBob yelled as he transformed into his iconic rockstar outfit with his guitar.
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYbGEfoOUbs)
There was a spotlight on SpongeBob as he started levitating. SpongeBob shot some electricity towards Po and yelled this as he did it, "YOU'RE A GOOFY GOOBER! WE'RE ALL GOOFY GOOBERS!" Po rolled out of the way and let the platforms around get shattered.
SpongeBob shot some more electricity around Po who kept dodging. But what Po didn't realize is that he nowhere else to run. He was trapped on a lone platform. The rockstar sponge charged up a bolt of electricity, bigger and more powerful than before. Po did the same thing. He gathered all of his remaining chi and charged it for one last mega beam.
Once they were done, they fired their attacks. The beam and electricity clashed for a few more before a massive blast of energy engulfed the area. It created a shrine visible from far away. Even Master Oogway saw it from his spot. It took a while for the light to disappear, but once it did, you could see there was only one fighter remaining.
(Music Stop)
SpongeBob, now back in his normal outfit, shook his head. He looked around for his sparring partner. SpongeBob saw the spot Po was originally in. The only thing that remained there were his shorts. SpongeBob panicked once he realized he killed Po. He shot out a new pencil from his pores. He drew Po back to life and gave him some his old shorts while he was at it.
"Sorry about...killing you." SpongeBob said in shame. Po didn't think too much of it. After all, he did just bring him back to life. "Don't worry about it, little dude. Come on, let's get out of here." The panda grabbed the sponge and teleported them out of the spirit realm.
K.O.
Results[]
Well, at least SpongeBob brought Po back.
As much as I like Po more, he really didn't stand a chance here. So let's go over why SpongeBob bested Po, starting off with strength.
Po could, at most, output over 800 Megatons. That's impressive, but compared to SpongeBob's feats, it was like a kid kicking over a sand castle. SpongeBob could takes hit from people who are strong enough to hurt him. His durability is around the planet-busting range, and he can even create explosions that could eclispe over the Earth! As stated before, that feat is worth over 20 ninatons a.k.a to destroy a dwarf star.
Speaking of durability, SpongeBob also took this advantage. He could absorb enough water to become the moon. That means he can withstand 415 yottatons of TNT. And since his body can nullify physical attacks, Po really couldn't hurt the sponge. Sure, Po can do the same, but he's never taken attacks from people who can destroy planet and dwarf stars. Even if he could, SpongeBob could just heal from it.
Also, he doesn't have the speed to avoid these attacks either. His reaction speed comes out to a measly Supersonic compared to SpongeBob's FTL speed.
SpongeBob had more experience too. Po hasn't been adventuring and fighting for as long as SpongeBob.
But despite all of this, this fight wasn't really a stomp. I know that sounds ludicrous so let me explain.
Po's mastery of chi means that he can travel back from the Spirit Realm, so death by conventional means won't be helpful. SpongeBob only three ways to take him down for good. Either transmuting him, killing him in the Spirit Realm, or erasing him from existence with the Magic Pencil.
The first two most likely won't happen. SpongeBob hardly ever uses transmutation, and when he has, he's never used it for harmful intentions. So he wouldn't think of using it in battle. As for killing him in the Spirit Realm, that won't work either. SpongeBob can't travel to the Spirit Realm. The only way for him to get there would be to let Po take him there. But seeing as he isn't a spirit warrior and therefore wouldn't be able to resist the Wuxi Finger Hold, Po would have no reason to do that.
Erasing Po with the Magic Pencil is something he could and would do as he can summon his own pencil. SpongeBob would eventually try that method once he realizes Po won't stay dead.
On the other hand, Po really can't win this fight. None of his attacks would hurt SpongeBob, and he's way too slow to grab SpongeBob and use the Wuxi Finger Hold. Sure, he was more skilled, but that doesn't matter when SpongeBob blitzes and oneshots.
In conclusion, SpongeBob had the strength, speed, durability, and abilities to take this victory. I guess you could say that Po was a kung-fool for challenging SpongeBob, and in the end, it was unbearable.
The winner is SpongeBob SquarePants.
Advantages and Disadvantages[]
SpongeBob SquarePants (Winner)
- + Stronger
- + Faster
- + Tougher
- + Better Abilities
- + Experience
- - Not as skilled
- - Only had one reliable way to take down Po
Po (Loser)
- + Chi mastery meant he could come back from death
- + Skill
- - Weaker
- - Slower
- - Not as durable
- - Not as versatile abilities
- - Less experience
Trivia[]
- The connections are:
- Both are childish and cheerful anthropomorphic animals that work (or used to in Po's case) at a restaurant and are big fans of martial arts (Karate for SpongeBob and Kung-Fu for Po). They have a friend who acts grumpy and serious towards them but secretly care for them (Tigress for Po and Squidward for SpongeBob). They can both use their bodies to nullify physical attacks (SpongeBob's spongy body lets him absorb attacks and Po has an entire fighting style based on his ability to absorb attacks via his weight). Both of their mentors used to disapprove of them (Master Shifu thought Po was just a fat panda and Mr. Krabs didn't like SpongeBob at first), but eventually gave them a chance and ended up liking them enough to let them join their crew (Shifu trained Po and began to respect Po which resulted in Po joining the the Furious Five and Mr. Krabs hired SpongeBob after he saved them from the anchovies).
- The OST's name would be Kung-Fu Sponge. The art would be a picture of a dragon in a bubble.
- The fight would have been animated in sprites.
Next Time On Death Battle![]
"Alright, Ladies and Gents! Let's roll!"
"Waka Waka!"
