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| Spike Spiegel vs Revy "Two Hands" | |
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| Season Two, Episode One | |
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| Written by | WarpStar930 |
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Spike Spiegel vs. Revy is a What-If? episode of Death Battle by WarpyNeko930, featuring Spike Spiegel from Cowboy Bebop, and Revy from Black Lagoon.
Description[]
Cowboy Bebop vs Black Lagoon! Which Criminal Anti-Hero with badass skill in Gunplay will triumph?
Interlude[]
Yang: GUNS! Where I come from, literally everyone I know has a weapon that's a gun! Even Guts ha a gun on his arm!
Guts: It's true. These two are warriors who specialize in it's long range practice. Spike Spiegel, the Space Cowboy.
Yang: And Revy "Two Hands" the badass female Smuggler from Black Lagoon! He's Guts and I'm Yang!
Guts: and it's our job to analyze their weapons, and skills to decide who will slaughter one another in a Death Battle.
Spike Spiegel[]
Yang: SPACE! Oh my god, space is literally one of my FAVORITE things ever!! ACK I LOVE SPACE!
Guts: ...do you want this part?
Yang: Yeah yeah yeah!
Guts: ...Far in the future-
Yang: Awww...
Guts: Humanity found themselves populating the distant planet, Mars. And needless to say, things weren't the best. Like on earth, crime began to run a muck, and soon enough, we meet out main crime group...The Red Dragon. Our Protagonist, Spike Spiegel was born on Mars, and joined up with the syndicate. Soon he became an enforcer, and went about some of the worst crimes known to man.
Yang: He did this while fighting alongside his Sephiroth-esque friend, Vicious. I mean c'mon look at the two! Menacing, Giant Sword, fucking up people's lives... Anyways, there was a violent battle against another gang, and things didn't go very well for our hero. As he was injured, he staggered through the city streets, close to death...until he bumped into Vicious' GF!
Guts: Julia worked hard to heal Spike back to perfect health, all while Vicious and the syndicate believed Spike to have died. While Spike healed, the two began to fall in love with one another. They eventually decided to run away to another planet, and be together...until Vicious found out about the two. He gave Julia an ultimatum. Kill Spike, or have the both of them die together.
Yang: But Spike didn't want that, and as a response, started a shootout between the Red Dragon, and a Rival Syndicate! Spike faked his death! Again! Afterwards, he said Goodbye to crime, and met up with an Ex-Cop turned Bounty Hunter, Jet Black. The Two Teamed up, and Spike became one of the greatest Bounty Hunters in the galaxy!
Guts: As tall and lanky as he is, his skill in close quarters combat is pretty damn good. His style is an unorthodox one, using his opponents brute force against them. His body becomes "Like Water". He can take on his opponents slowly, or rain down on them aggressively. He relaxes his muscles, and may appear lazy, but that's just him preparing for whatever may come.
Yang: His speed is HUGE! He can fight against guys who casually dodge bullets! Outrun them even! And that's not even talking about his durability. Or well...his endurance anyway. He's shrugged off fatal wounds, like a shot to the belly, then a shot to the chest, and then falling a couple stories onto a set of stairs! He shrugged off the wounds in a couple of days, and went back to kicking ass!
Guts: Spike is a master marksman. He can hit targets square between the eyes from great distances, and shoot opponent's guns out of their hands. How is he such a great marksman? He has a cybernetic eye.
Yang: NO WAY! ...I WANT A CYBERNETIC EYE! Oh god I sound like Ruby...
Guts: His preferred weapon for any combat situation is his Jericho 941, a powerful handgun designed in Italy. It has a 10-round magazine, and it fires .45 ACP ammunition. Not only can Spike hit his opponents from 150 feet away, but he has another damn Pistol, and grenades he carries around.
Yang: Check it out, he can come up with strategies on the fly, perform awesome acrobatic feats, and can fight like fucking Bruce Lee! Is there anything this guy can't do?
Guts: Spike may be a damn good bounty hunter...but that's what he is. A Bounty Hunter. He won't always shoot to kill, and is more than likely to try to dispatch an opponent rather than go for the kill instantly. But since this is a Death Battle, that won't be nescessary at all.
Yang: Sure, he's shrugged off more than a few hits, but in reality, it's a lot of dumb luck and endurance. But hey, any guy who can hit an opponent whenever he feels like it, make entire gangs of criminals his bitch, and fight like BRUCE LEE, is a badass in my mind!
Guts: Spike Spiegel is the Solar System's greatest Space Pirate.
Spike Spiegel: I'm just an old fashioned cowboy!
Revy[]
Yang: Born in 1990, in the city of New York, Rebecca or "Revy" suffers from one of the worst Anime Backgrounds you could ever have.... Except for you Guts, you're still number one.
Guts: *Sighs* ...Rebecca's mother was dead, and the only one she had to go to was her deadbeat alcoholic father. She was beaten constantly, living like a slave. One day she got fed up with it, and fled from the man during a beating. But things didn't get better. Revy was captured by a corrupt cop, beaten, then raped before being sent back to her abusive father.
Yang: ...and she shot the son of a bitch down after he asked her for another beer. I don't even know where she got the gun from. Nevertheless, Revy had lost all faith in god, and she now lived on the streets. For years she was harassed by the 27th Precinct, until through some sort of circumstances she wound up in Roanapur.
Guts: Roanapur is a criminal's playground. Every manner of scum lives there. The Lagoon Company, to Hotel Moscow, to the Hong Kong Triad made their operations there. And because of Revy's already amazing skill with a gun, she became the muscle to a group known as the Black Lagoon.
Yang: Revy is a cold blooded killer, sarcastic, competitive, and psychotically humored. She's willing to shoot down anyone at the slightest provocation. How does she murder her enemies you ask? With her Cutlass Pistols!
Guts: Her Berreta's are highly modified pistols with built in silencers. They contain up to 13 bullets each, and fire off nine millimeter rounds. She dual weilds these weapons, and it's what earned her her nickname, "Two Hands". Because of her training since she was a little girl, Revy is a fucking monster with these hand guns. Piss her off, and be filled with lead.
Yang: But that's not her only preferred weapon! She's comfortable with SMG's and Assault Rifles, and can blow you out of the water with grenades! And one time, she even wielded an RPG!
Guts: Revy's trademark ability is the fact that she's one of the most agile in the show. She can perform flips and hit you dead in the eyes, blow your head off from a hundred feet away, and kick the crap out of you even if she's out of ammo.
Yang: Oh yeah, one time Revy managed to fight against an evil maid lady for the entire night...and only lost the match because they both passed out in the end. With her impressive arsenal, killer's mentality, and cockiness, you'd think she couldn't get any deadlier!
Guts: Until she gets pissed off, you can expect not to catch sight of her deadly "Whitman Fever". After she enters this state she loses all emotion, and becomes a dangerous, merciless Killer. Everything in her sight gets mowed down in a matter of seconds.
Yang: She's murdered everyone on 5 heavily armed boats, SINGLE-HANDEDLY, massacred a ship of Neo-Nazi's, fought against Roberta an entire night, and held her own against Roanapur's best bounty hunters. Watch out boy's, Revy will mess you up!
Guts: Although she has several weaknesses, as does any warrior. Her lack of armor leaves her open to gunshot wounds, her bad temper and "Always-look-for-trouble" mentality leaves her open to a smarter fighter with a strategy. Regardless, you should still beware.
Rock: Revy, what're you planning to do?
Revy: Listen, why don't you take a break from the casual conversation about your world? 'Cuz right now, I need to focus on THIS world.
Pre-DB and Special Thanks![]
Guts: Our fighters are ready. It's time to see who would slaughter each other in the ring.
Yang: BUT FIRST, we gotta thank all the TN makers, ImagoDessatrolante, and various respect threads for the info on both combatants. With that settled...it's TIME FOR A DEATH BAAATTLEE!!!
DEATH BATTLE!!![]
WarpStar930[]
Earth, Roanapur
Criminal slime rushed about the streets, each one with a weapon on their sides. All illegal, some banned worldwide to the point of extinction. The day was burning hot out, making everyone sweat balls. With the sun baring down, most everyone wanted to go inside.
Speaking of indoors, we flash to a nearby port area, where the crew of the Black Lagoon had recently gotten home from a smuggling job they'd been out doing. Rock was sitting on the dock, smoking a cigarette, and Benny and Dutch were working on routine maintenance.
"C'mon Benny-Boy, put your back into it!!" Dutch demanded, lifting up a crate filled with tools alongside Benny. The Jewish Man groaned in response
"Easy for you to say, you fucking heap of muscles..." The two lifted the crate and tossed it onto the ship...
Right onto the foot of fellow Crewmate Rebecca "Revy" "Two Hands".
"AH FUCK!!" She shouted, yanking her foot out and grabbing onto it as pain erupted up her leg. Nothing FELT broken, but it still hurt like hell!
"Ah shit, sorry Revy! Didn't see ya there." Benny tried to apologize, but was almost shot as Revy unloaded an entire clip in his direction. Luckily he ducked, and dove behind a barrel.
After swearing up a storm, Revy hopped off the boat and started walking away.
"I'M GETTING A DRINK!" she shouted, holstering her pistols before heading off into the burning city. Rock couldn't help but take a look at her behind as she stalked off.
"So uh...what was her problem?" he asked as Dutch and Benny set back to work on the Lagoon.
"I don't fucking know, maybe we're just out of booze or something!" Benny called back, obviously miffed about the event. Rock shrugged and returned to his cigarette.
It was sudden, but there was a quick tap on his shoulder. He looked up...only to get a harsh punch to the face that sent him to his side and knocked him out first try. Benny looked over at the noise, only to get kicked by the mystery figure, into the side of the Lagoon, and pass out from Head Trauma. Dutch leaped for his pistol nearby, but he too suffered a tackle to the ground, and a punch to the temple.
In just a matter of a minute, the near entirety of the Black Lagoon had been dispatched.
The man stood up, leaning against the Lagoon and pulling out a Cigarette and his lighter, torching the Cigarette and allowing him to take a nice, long smoke. This man was none other than the infamous Space Cowboy...
Spike Spiegel.
And if any of you knew what he did, then you'd probably understand why he was here. He put a finger or two to his ear and called out,
"Jet! I've taken care of the Lagoon except for one. I dunno where she is."
His gruff sounding friend's voice replied a moment later.
"Well wait her out! It doesn't matter who you dispatch in that city, every single one has a bounty on them. These twin guys, a lady named Balalaika..." he trailed.
Spike gave his friend a laugh. "Well, i'll be sure to take that advice. What's for dinner?"
"Oh I think you know. Spicy Bell Peppers with Beef." Jet told him.
"Looking forward. Spike out." the cowboy said one last time before hanging up. He took a look around.
"That's 3 out of 4...where's the last one?" he asked himself. Pulling off a quick scramble he leaped up onto the Black Lagoon and searched around in there. As he checked the hull filled with drugs and weapons the Crew had been smuggling, he saw a shadow pass over the doorway. He tensed up and pulled his Jericho out of his jacket, turning and facing the one in the doorway.
Three sets of guns clicked before Revy's bottle of Vodka hit the deck of the boat. Two gun's in Revy's hands, facing Spike, and one in Spike's hand facing Revy.
"Rebecca "Two Hands" Lee?" Spike asked, a smirk on his face.
"The fuck is it to you?" Revy demanded, anger evident in the way she spoke.
"Heheh....I'll give you one chance to back out of this." Spike taunted. Revy growled, and fired off at Spike.
FIGHT!
Spike had successfully ducked under the blast, and shot off two rounds from his Jericho. Revy somersaulted into the Hull, and shot a beam with the intent to ricochet it into Spike. But Spike knew better and rolled behind a crate last second. He honed in on Revy’s position and fired off multiple shots, but the Smuggler flipped on her side, cartwheeling through the air to avoid the blast.
Spike didn’t like the looks of the close quarters he was stuck in, so he fired 2 returning blasts at Revy to distract her, then made a mad dash through the hull. On the Ship’s deck he took aim at the entrance and waited for Revy to poke her head out before he shot again.
“How about you give up! I’ve got you pinned in there!”
What he DIDN’T expect to happen was a Grenade to come flying out of the hull and right towards him. Spike internally swore and dashed to the side, trying to get as far away from the blast as possible. He succeeded, but was still pushed away by the force once it exploded.
As he was tossed over the deck, Revy emerged from the hull, swinging her Cutlass towards Spike’s directions and firing off a barrage, each one designated to blow Spike’s brains into the Port. But Spike wouldn’t have that, and he rolled, right off the side of the boat. The bullets passed harmlessly overhead. Revy growled.
“IF YOU THINK I’M LETTING SOME SHIT FACED CREEP TAKE ME IN, YOU GOT ANOTHER THING COMING YOU FUCKER!”
Revy grabbed an Assault Rifle off the deck and walked over to the side of the boat, pointing it at the water and watching for any sign of Spike. She saw nothing for a few moments, before she heard a CLUNK on the port walk. She whipped around and caught sight of Spike getting onto the side of the deck, turning to face Revy with his Jericho at the ready. His suit was wet and his hair was matted down.
They faced each other silently before both pulled the trigger at the same time.
Both shots failed. For two reasons!
Spike’s Jericho was soaking wet, and that had fucked with it pretty bad. Revy’s Assault Rifle was, for whatever reason, holstering an empty clip.
Revy and Spike both mentally cursed, but Spike was quicker to react, as he swiped Dutch’s gun from his unconscious body and fired a round at Revy, who rolled to the side. Revy unholstered her Cutlass’ and shot at Spike twice. As Spike moved to dodge, Revy fired off a surprise shot that nailed Spike in the shoulder. Spike grunted, then dashed behind a crate.
‘She's quick… She'll get the slip on me if I don't concentrate.’ Spike told himself, and at that, he reached into his coat and pulled out his back-up pistol and rolled around to the side of the crate, honing in on Revy’s right arm with his mechanic eye…
With a bang, Revy felt one of her gun’s fly out of her hand, smoking with a bullet hole in it’s side. Revy growled and shot twice at Spike, forcing him back into hiding.
‘This fucker’s good… I oughta send him out with an RPG shot right into his dick…’ Revy thought to herself, reloading her Beretta in half a second. She hopped onto the deck, then vaulted right towards Spike’s location.
Buuuut Spike wasn't there.
Revy’s eyes widened and landed in a crouching position. He heard a whistle from behind her, and she whipped around, firing off half a dozen rounds at Spike, who had dashed away while Revy had been reloading. In retaliation to her shots, he grabbed the metal cover to the Lagoon’s engine and raised it up, effectively blocking off the otherwise fatal rounds of lead.
Spike lowered the dented sheet, only to see a fist fly into his face, stunning him long enough for Revy to slam her fist into his gut. Spike looked up to see Revy raise up her gun arm, and point it right down at his face.
Spike responded by raising his own gun and putting it right between her eyes.
The two stayed still for a minute, catching their breaths and staring each other.
“Who...the fuck are you?” Revy demanded. She knew if she pulled the trigger, so would the man she was facing off against.
The man shrugged. “Just an old fashioned cowboy.”
The two remained still for a moment, before at the same time, they kicked one another at lightning speed. As a result, both were kicked away, and the stalemate was broken. Revy grabbed a discarded bottle of beer and tossed it at Spike, while also shooting it, intending to put glass into the man’s eyes.
But Spike was too quick, and he ducked under and fired off a round at Revy’s feet. Which she jumped over. Spike aimed his gun at Revy’s air born form, and slammed two shots at her. But Revy was much too experienced for that, and she rolled away quick enough to merely suffer two shot’s grazing her arm.
Spike and Revy both shot once again… But of course, both were out of ammo. Revy scowled and rushed into the fray, diving at Spike with a fist raised. The Space Cowboy caught her blow in his arm and twisted her appendage behind her back before kicking her onto her face.
Revy growled and got up again only for Spike to throw off her attack once again.
Spike smirked… And Revy snapped.
She threw her fist back and...right into Spike’s face it went. His nose cracked immediately, and tears welled up in his eyes, giving Revy all the time she needed to hop back onto the Lagoon and grab ahold of clip for the Assault Rifle and load it up. She shot off towards the wounded Bounty hunter, and almost nailed him. He threw his body off to the side, but felt a bullet enter his leg. He cried out in pain and dropped as blood poured from the wound.
Revy laughed to herself as she hopped down from the deck of the boat and approached Spike slowly.
“So cowboy, thought you were tough enough to fuck with me?” She taunted, shoving her assault rifle into Spike’s mouth. Spike felt fear grip his heart as Revy smirked down at him with malicious intent in her eyes. As his eyes darted around he slowly reached his hand into his pocket. Revy’s finger began to pull down before…
- CLANG*
Spike ripped his knife out of his pocket and slashed the barrel of the Assault Rifle out of his mouth. Revy growled for a moment before she felt cold metal in her stomach. Literally.
Spike used his good leg to kick Revy away after he jabbed his Knife into her stomach. Revy fell backwards and clutched her stomach in pain as Spike struggled to his feet. Spike looked at his fallen opponent, believing himself to have claimed victory...until began to get to her feet. Her smirk was gone, as was her expression.
Revy had snapped into Whitman Fever. As Spike watched her search for a gun, he pulled a grenade out of his jacket and dropped it, along with its Pin. Revy swiped up a gun from the deck and ran at Spike, unloading the entire clip in his direction as Spike bobbed and weaved away… Before his grenade exploded.
Revy was thrown back, onto the deck. Her heart stopped thanks to the blast. Spike groaned as he fell over, panting. He reached into his pocket, pulling out a pack of cigarettes and a lighter.
He lit one up and took a long swig before the screen cut to black, the words.
“See you Space Cowboy…” Appearing in the bottom corner.
Results[]
Yang: DAMN!
Guts: Revy was a born fighter, and a quicker shot than Spike, maybe a little more agile too. But that could only go so far.
Yang: Spike's got way more experience against Criminal's like Revy, his durability is higher, and he's WAY better at Close Quarters! Plus his aim is much better than Revy's thanks to his mechanical eye! Looks like Revy went out with a Bang!
Guts: The winner is Spike Spiegel.
Spike Spiegel vs Revy is an episode of SoMaShadow's Death Battles. It features Spike Spiegel from the anime/manga series Cowboy Bebop and Revy from the anime/manga series Black Lagoon.
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| Written by | SoMaShadow |
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Description[]
Cowboy Bebop vs Black Lagoon! In a morally gray world, sometimes you gotta take up dirty work just to make ends meet, let alone make anything at all. These two legendary gunslinging mercenaries of classic anime know that better than most, but when the Space Cowboy and Two Hands cross paths, who'll meet their final fate?
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Spike[]
Revy[]
DEATH BATTLE![]
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