Description[]
Marvel VS Pokemon! 2 of some of the most famous characters in fiction that are based off of animals shall fight in a battle to the death!
Introduction[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7w-_F_VgMY
Wiz: Now me and Boomstick have had a bit of weird and obscure episodes like Raven VS Sasuke and Knuckles VS Goku, but this one is a bit more weird than those.
Boomstick: Yeah, I think we were the first to ever come up with this idea.
Wiz: Today were gonna have Spider-Man, the web slinging master.
Boomstick: And Pikachu, the yellow rat with lightning powers! He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win... A DEATH BATTLE!
Spider-Man[]
Cue Tranquil Birdsong, 11 hours
Wiz: Peter Parker was a normal student in high school.
Boomstick: He's normal cuz he's getting bullied all the time. Because everyone gets bullied in school!
Wiz: Peter was also a very smart kid, but of course not smarter than me so I shouldn't really call him that smart...
Boomstick: Peter was also really into science, which is what Wiz likes. Maybe they could become friends one day.
Wiz: When Peter heard that his class was going to a field trip to a science lab, Peter was very excited.
Boomstick: Peter did not expect what would happen to him after the field trip. When the class reached a room with radioctive shit, a small spider walked into it and bit him!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8T0ixdsCqK4
Wiz: After the bite, Peter felt sick and was rushed home. When he was going home, he found out he had some abilities of a spider.
Boomstick: Cool! I just wanna get powers of a Scorpion so I can be my favorite Mortal Kombat character!
Wiz: When he started to get use to his abilities, it hit him. He can become a super-hero!
Boomstick: So like every super hero, he created a mini nickname. And it was, Spider-Man!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Utt5XIHwbqA
Wiz: Spider-Man obviously has the powers of a spider. He can use them for many attacks.
Boomstick: Like the web ball, which is a fire ball made out of a spider web.
Wiz: The web throw, a throw attack using his webs. It's also a very long, so it's a good long range attack.
'Boomstick: Spider Sting, an uppercut move. That's really it. Nothing creative. Disapponted in our favorite neig'hborhood hero...
Wiz: He has spidey sense where he can track his opponents anywhere.
Boomstick: And if those attacks won't work, he has his trusty maximum spider!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5d2kyqL75s (End at 13)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lbv5AJDh9o8
Wiz: Spider-Man's been able to defeat villains like Venom and Carnage, and even almost pulled off Thanos' glove!
Boomstick: Damn! This kids somethin' else!
Wiz: Surprisingly, this kid actually has a weakness. He's still human! Which may be a problem in combat.
Boomstick: Even though, Spider-Man is still an impressive student!
Spider-Man: With great power comes great responsibility!
Pikachu[]
Cue Battle! Trainer (Pokémon X / Y) - Super Smash Bros. for Wii U [OST]
Wiz: The world of pallet town, so nice.
Boomstick: Other than Pokemon being forced to murder each other, yeah it's pretty nice.
Wiz: Speaking of Pokemon, a young boy named Ash Ketchum read 10 years old. When a person reaches the age of 10, they are allowed to go on a Pokemon journey and catch Pokemon.
Boomstick: However to do so, you must have a starter Pokemon. Either Charmander, Squirtle, or Bulbasaur.
Wiz: When Ash was about to get his starter, all the Pokemon ran out. Luckily though, he was able to get a different Pokemon. And his name,
Boomstick: Was Pikachu!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNtO4EYhTBQ
Wiz: Pikachu has plenty of flashy attacks, like thunder jolt, a fireball made of lightning.
Boomstick: The iron tail, where he turns his tail into iron.
Wiz: Skull bash, where he bashes the opponents with his head. Think of Spyro's one attack from the Spyro games.
Boomstick: Quick attack, a move that gives him super speed.
Wiz: Thunder, where he summons a giant bolt of thunder.
Boomstick: And Volt Tackle, where he makes himself a giant lightning ball.
Cue Victory Road - Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Wiz: Pikachu has been able to outrun countless Pokemon, helped Ash win various gym badges, and saved Ash from dangerous attacks.
Boomstick: Now this is an impressive rat and all, but he does have a weakness.
Wiz: Pikachu is very weak to ground type attacks. For example, if the Pokemon Onix hit him, he would lose a lot of health.
Boomstick: But no matter, Pikachu will always be the most famous Pokemon, and for great reason.
Pikachu: Pikachu! :D
Interlude[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7w-_F_VgMY
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set! Let's end this debate once and forall!
Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BAAAAAAAAAAAATLEEE
Death Battle[]
Cue Sonic Boom Rise of Lyric Music - Main Theme
Ash was running with Pikachu in the fields. Ash spots a weird boy in a red suit.
Ash: Who's that over there?
Ash and Pikachu ran to him.
Ash: Hi there fella!
Boy: Uhm, hello?
It was Spider-Man!
Spider-Man: What are you doing in the fields at this time, and what is that yellow rat?
Ash: Oh, that's my Pokemon Pikachu!
(music stops)
Spider-Man: You should take the pet home right now, because this isn't safe.
Ash: Come on, you can't tell me what I can and can't do!
Spider-Man: If you don't go away now, I will have to fight.
Spider-Man shoots a web ball at Ash.
Ash: Woah, web attacks? He must be a legendary Pokemon who can talk! Pikachu, go wild!
Pikachu: Pika pi!
Pikachu jumps up and shoots a thunder jolt. Spider-Man blocks the attack.
Spider-Man: LOOKS LIKE WERE DOING THIS NOW..
Announcer: FIGHT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Jmty_NiaXc
Spider-Man shoots a web ball at Pikachu which he quickly dodges and hits Spider-Man with an iron tail. Spider-Man's shoulder starts to bleed. Pikachu goes in for another attack but gets countered by Spider Sting. As Pikachu gets up from the ground, the Pokemon gets hit by a web throw.
Spider-Man: WEB THROW!
Spider-Man throws Pikachu into a tree.
(music stops)
Spider-Man: It was just not your day pal!
Spider-Man walks away, and sees Pikachu using quick attack thanks to his spidey sense.
Spider-Man: THOUGHT YOU CAN END IT THAT EASILY?
Peter tries to punch Pikachu, but Pikachu uses his quick attack and smacks Peter with his tail. Pikachu then jumps back and fires a thunder jolt. Then Pikachu quickly runs after Spider-Man and hits him with a skull bash.
Ash: Nice one Pikachu!
Spider-Man: Ugh...
Ash: How's he not done?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMgSlNkXGU4
Spider-Man: TRY THIS ON FOR SIZE! MAXIMUM SPIDEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR!
Spider-Man does a combo on Pikachu. As Spider-Man finishes the combo, he kicks Pikachu to the ground.
Pikachu: Piiikaaa :(
(music stops again)
Ash: Pikachu, no! This can't be it!
Spider-Man: Sorry for this little mishap... but you gotta go home now.
Ash: No! Pikachu can still go on!
Pikachu: Piikaa..
Pikachu gets up slowly.
Cue Poké Floats - Super Smash Bros. Melee Music Extended
Pikachu: PIIKA...
Ash: ALRIGHT PIKACHU!
Pikachu: PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!
Pikachu turns into a giant thunder ball and rushes towards Spider-Man.
Spider-Man: Dammit, I gotta stop it somehow!
Spider-Man throws a long string of web, and hopes to stop. It doesn't work. Spider-Man gets pushed slowly as his feet start to hurt.
Spider-Man: CMON, WORK!
Spider-Man charges up the web longer, and Pikachu still comes after Spider-Man.
Spider-Man: Dammit... I'm done.
Spider-Man gives up and let's go.
(music stops)
The screen goes black.
Spider-Man: I'm... I'm alive?
Spider-Man opens his eyes. He sees that he was about to die from the attack, but the time ran out.
Ash: WHAT? IMPOSSIBLE!
Spider-Man: ALRIGHT! LET'S DO THIS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-Uk8SwsLps
Spider-Man grabs Pikachu and throws him to a tree. Spider-Man pulls out another tree with his webs.
Spider-Man: Take this!
Spider-Man threw the tree at Pikachu, crushing him. As blood fell down from the tree, Spider-Man walked away.
Spider-Man: Too easy!
Ash: PIKACHU! NO!
Spider-Man: Sorry, but ya pet rat is now dead. Cya now! WEB SWING!
Spider-Man then swings away.
Announcer: K.O.!
Results[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKKFjNVZkHU
Boomstick: Holy shit, Spider-Man is so lucky!
Wiz: This was kind've a tricky one. Both Spider-Man and Pikachu had moves that could end the fight easily, so it all came to durability, speed, and strength.
Boomstick: It's kinda obvious that Spider-Man gets the durability advantage. He's survived hits from the Hulk and Thanos himself, even when he had the infinity gauntlet!
Wiz: For speed, obviously to Pikachu thanks to the quick attack move.
Boomstick: As for strength? Spider-Man has once almost pulled off Thanos' glove, been able to stop a freaking bus, and stopped a plane crash when it was landing.
Wiz: Pikachu has shown not as much impressive stuff that are even close to what Spider-Man has done.
Boomstick: Guess you could say that Pikachu should STICK out of trouble. Cuz Spider-Man creates webs and webs are sticky.. I hate myself.
Wiz: The winner, is Spider-Man!
NEXT TIME ON DEATH BATTLE[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jw6KRkx0vNg
A fox with 2 tails jumps down.
TAILS!
VS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cq-FKDIGhUo
A boy is in his lab with his robot dog.
JIMMY NEUTRON!
TAILS VS JIMMY NEUTRON!