Description[]
Spider-Man has many versions of himself. There's even a movie about them, but now they MUST FIGHT IN DEATH BATTLE! It's also a collab between King Clab and GetSkadooshed!
Interlude[]
Wiz: There are lot's of Spider-Man, or Spider-Men.
Boomstick: And some aren't even a man in the first place!
Wiz: Like Spider-Gwen, the Spider-Woman of Earth-65.
Boomstick: Peni Parker, the high school girl who drives a spider mech.
Wiz: Spider-Man Noir, the noir themed Spider-Man.
Boomstick: Spider-Ham, the anthropomorphic funny animal parody version of Spider-Man.
Wiz: And Mile's Morales, the newest Spider-Man to take up the mantle.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I am Boomstick!
Wiz: It's our Job to see who would win a Death Battle!
Spider-Gwen[]
Wiz: On Earth-65 everything was Normal.
Boomstick: Stuff like, Murder, Stealing, and People doing Science!
Wiz: High school student Gwen Stacy, was a Normal Girl, until one day.
Boomstick: She was bitten by a radioactive spider, "SO SCARY!" I totally never heard of this before.
Wiz: I was going to say that!
Boomstick: Well I said it first!
Wiz: Well, She got bitten instead of Peter. Mean while Peter Bullying get's worse and worse, It get's so bad he creates a formula that turns him into a lizard mutant, The Formula does make Peter stronger then the Bully's, But He goes Psycho in the Process. She decides to fight him, but she defeated him while Killing him at the same time. Peter went back to his human form in Gwen's arms, telling her he just wanted to "be special" like her. She also runs from the scene, creating the public misconception that Spider-Woman has murdered Peter Parker and is a menace to society.
Boomstick: Well that went Dark real Quick. Thank's to Mr. Spider, She got all the of Spider-Man like Super-Human Strength, Surface Scaling,The Spider-Sence and Web Shooter's!
Wiz: After Hiding her Identity for a while she get's worry about how her dad will Eventually find out about her Secret, While Thinking about this She see's that a Lizard appears on the street, That also seemingly having taken something similar to Peter Parker's formula. The dog of Spider-Gwen's "arch-nemesis", the Bodega Bandit, is eaten by the Lizard.
Boomstick: Wonder what Dog taste like?
Wiz:...................
Boomstick: It's just a Thought! She start's to Track the Lizard into the sewer, Gwen encounters a pack of Lizard-Men and Falcon?
Wiz: That's Earth 65 Captain America. He shows up to capture the Lizards and Spider-Gwen as well, But She battles him while avoiding the Lizards, Gwen saves CA from the Lizards and they part ways on good terms. After this, Gwen and the Mary Janes go on a camping trip where Harry Osborn makes a surprise appearance. He explains his connection with S.H.I.E.L.D. and his motive to go after Spider-Woman.
Boomstick: Harry appears nights later in a mechanical suit accompanied by an army of orange robots to kill Spider-Woman. After an long battle, Harry sets off an explosion to even the playing field. As Gwen lies on the floor, Harry drinks a vial of the Lizard formula and unmasks her to Reconize She is Gwen all this time!
Wiz: Gwen resumes the fight with a now-mutated Harry Osborn with the assistance of Captain America. Gwen eventually convinces Harry that he is in the wrong and allows him to run from S.H.I.E.L.D. Gwen reconciles with her father in the end and he quits his job.
Boomstick: A good ending indeed. But she has way more power's!
Wiz: She is able to glide thank's to her webbing's and can regenerate broken bones in hours.
Boomstick: She is Equal to Earth 616 Spider-Man, Who can Destroy Tank's with ease!
Wiz: To do this Feat, He must had Exerted over 1.8 Ton's of Force!
Boomstick: Spiderman was able to destroy a stone slab in a microsecond and Spider-Gwen is equal possibly Faster then this!
Wiz: She would have to move Mach 5000 to do this, And She can dodge Lighting from Electro with Ease, Spider-Sense make's this even Easier to do.
Boomstick: She also can use Venom which give's her a boost in Power and Speed but She is not weak to Sound based Attack's.
Wiz: With this new form, She can Create infinite Webs, Shapeshifting abilities, and Can control her Body into any form.
Boomstick: But in Both Form's She does not have limitless Stamina.
Wiz: But She will alway's be a Fan Favorite Spider-Woman.
Spider-Gwen: "You 're a good cop, dad. You put on that badge and carry that gun because you know if you don't someone who shouldn't will. When I put on this mask, I only did it -- Because it freed me from responsibility. I thought I was special. And Peter Parker died because he tried to follow my example. I have to take responsibility for that. To make his death mean something. But I can't do it in a jail cell. This mask is my badge now. If I don't define what it means... monsters like this will. This is where I'm needed most."
Peni Parker[]
Boomstick: So what Earth is this?
Wiz: Earth-14512, home to Peni Parker. When she was nine her father died while defending the city in his mech suit. Luckily, the special spider that he had a physic link with to help pilot the mech managed to survive. After being informed by her Uncle Ben and Aunt May, she learned that she was the only other person who has the potential of controlling the suit due to having similar genetics as her father.
Boomstick: She's the chosen one!
Wiz: She accepted the proposition and allowed the spider to bite her, bonding the two and creating a link between them. Now she defends the city from evil.
Boomstick: Don't know if I could make the same decision. Like, I don't need a spider looking into my head or looking into a spider's head. Uhhh, gives me the shivers.
Wiz: I think the experience would be quite fascinating Boomstick.
Boomstick: Of course you would think that.
Wiz: Peni controls the 9-foot tall SP//dr suit which gives her super-strength, durability, speed, and agility.
Boomstick: This baby is armed with wrist-mounted web-shooters to swing around or trap enemies, finger lasers, able to run up walls, can hack and remote detonate explosives, and thanks to her connection with the spider she can see through its own eyes by closing her own.
Wiz: She's strong enough to send Mysterio flying into his ship with a punch, smashed through the wall of a ship, crushed a ball-shaped device in one hand with ease, was able to briefly pull a large monster with the strings of webbing to the point where it needed to brace itself on a building, and choke slamming VEN#m into the ground.
Boomstick: Peni is fast enough to catch a missile with webbing and jump over a charging VEN#m who she claimed was faster than her, though she was scratched by one of its blades in the process.
Wiz: SP//dr is shown bulletproof to assault rifle gunfire, durable enough to handle getting slammed into the ground and into walls hard enough to break them apart, take hits from Inheritors who are shown being physically superior to Spider-People, and survive a beating from VEN#m who put SP//dr into critical condition.
Boomstick: Peni has also managed to defeat her universe's version of Mysterio, subdue a gang of criminals, faced Inheritors with the help of other Spider-People, saved the Multiverse and survived the events during Spider-Verse, fought her universe's version of Morbius who is a giant energy-draining kaiju, and in the end defeated VEN#m who was modeled and built superior to the SP//dr Suit.
Wiz: The only major weakness that Peni really has is that she heavily relies on the SP//dr suit so destroy her suit or kill her spider friend would put Peni in a dangerous position.
Boomstick: But even without her badass spider mech suit, Peni will stop at nothing to defend her city from evil!
Wiz: As well as the multiverse.
SP//dr: "We're called SP//dr and we protect the city. Like my father, a soldier -- who died in service of his people -- we will be this, until terminal failure--"
Spider Noir[]
Wiz: Coming from Earth-90124, this Peter Parker lives in 1933 during the Great Depression. He works for the Daily Bugle as an investigating journalist in training. One day while he was investigating a warehouse, he accidentally came across some strange antique, a Spider Idol.
Boomstick: And like every stupid horror movie character he broke it open, releasing a horde of spiders. I can see where this is going.
Wiz: Well Peter did get bitten, but he didn't get spider powers. Instead, the bite caused him to pass out and he had a dream about a Spider-God who grants him his iconic Spider-Powers.
Boomstick: What? Who in the world came up with this? Like seriously, a Spider-God!?
Wiz: Eh that's comics for ya. Anyway, with his new abilities, a cool-looking costume, and a motto he learned "If there is too much power, then it is the responsibility of the people to take it away", he became the Spider-Man!
Boomstick: And a total edge-lord too, but I can't blame him because of his fucked up universe. His Uncle Ben was eaten alive by a cannibalistic Vulture!
Wiz: Unlike the other "Spiders", Noir was molded by his harsh world becoming a lot grittier and less compassionate. Even having no problem killing or extremely brutalizing people.
Boomstick: Of course Noir has the usual Spider-Powers like superhuman strength, speed, endurance, agility, wall-crawling though he prefers to parkour rather than clinging, and has a Spider-Sense to warn him of danger.
Wiz: He also can shoot organic webbing out of his wrists, has a slightly superior healing factor than that of his mainstream counterpart, and wields two revolvers and grenades. Noir's black colored suit allows him to move stealthily in the shadows and consists of light Kevlar and Peter's winter attire that he modeled after Uncle Ben's WWI airman uniform.
Boomstick: Noir has been capable of restraining a tiger, damaged a brick wall with a punch, kicked down a steel door, and shattered steel chains.
Wiz: He's fast enough to outmaneuver a room filled with bodyguards as well as defeat a room filled with gangsters with seemingly ease, kept up with someone who has been mutated into a spider creature and has dodged gunfire from multiple people.
Boomstick: He's also defeated and faced his universe's versions of Green Goblin, Vulture, Shocker, Hammerhead, Sandman, Chameleon, and Kraven. Noir has also helped save the Multiverse several times with other different Spideys: Teamed up with two others to battle a different version of Green Goblin, joined the Web-Warriors to help fight against alternate versions of Electro, he aided 3 other Spideys against Mysterio and fought in a multiversal war between Spider-Men and the Inheritors, who are kind of like vampires.
Wiz: However, Noir is a little reckless to the point where he sometimes rushes into battle without a plan and will occasionally not bother to listen to his Spider-Sense. His superhuman strength is also weaker than his mainstream counterpart.
Boomstick: In the end the dude went out like a badass by blowing himself up in an attempt to take out a baddie known as Morlun. While this may sound sad this is comics we're talking about where anyone can come back due to some outlandish way! Noir gets resurrected later on by the Spider God so all is good I suppose. Wait does that mean he has infinite revives? Hmmmm.
Wiz: In conclusion, Spider-Man Noir definitely shows the dangerous and scary potential of a Spider-Man who isn't afraid to kill.
Spider-Man Noir: "Wherever I go, the wind follows. And the wind, it smells like rain. My name is Peter Parker. I was bitten by a radioactive spider. In my universe, it’s 1933, and I’m a private eye. I like to drink egg creams, and I like to fight Nazis. A lot. Sometimes I let matches burn down to my fingertips just to feel something, anything."
Spider-Ham[]
Wiz: In Earth-8311, it is a very different place from The other Earths.
Boomstick: It's a weird world where animals talk and live together.
Wiz: Correct, Wait What! Boomstick is right for Once!
Boomstick: Hey I am not stupid!
Wiz:...
Boomstick: They had someone named Peter Porker.
Wiz: Peter Porker was born a spider. He resided in the basement lab of May Porker, a slightly goofy animal scientist who had created "the world's first atomic powered hairdryer", hoping that "the introduction of nuclear fusion into America's beauty salons" would "revolutionize the hair care industry". After dousing her head with water and activating the dryer, May Porker accidentally irradiated herself, and in a fit of delusion, Peter, who then found himself transformed into an anthropomorphic swine much like May Porker herself. Running from the Porker homestead disoriented, Peter soon came to realize that he still retained a spider's abilities.
Boomstick: This story is slightly different, Super Interesting.
Wiz: Like every other Spider-Man, Wall Climbing, Spider-Sense and Super-Human Abilities. But his Webs come out of his hands not Web Shooter's.
Boomstick: Porker, in his spider-themed alter-ego's first adventure, teamed up with Captain Americat, as they attempted to foil the nefarious plot of The Marauder.
Pop-Up: this Adventurer led to the creation of the Hulk-Bunny (Marvel Tails #1, "If He Should Punch Me").
Wiz: Several months later after this Adventure, Spider-Ham encountered his main nemesis and one of his only recurring enemies in the form of Ducktor Doom,
Boomstick: Wait that's a duck parody of Doctor Doom!
Wiz: Everyone knows that Boomstick.
Boomstick: That's not true.....I think.
Wiz: Spider-Ham would meet again with Doom when Porker would foil the would-be world conqueror's plot to create an army of living super vegetables.
Boomstick: He also would face along the Bull-Frog, which is a parody of the Marvel villain Man-Bull.
Wiz: The Buzzard, which is just the Vulture.
Boomstick: Hogzilla, a swine counterpart Knock-off to Godzilla and the King-Pig, the swine version of Kingpin.
Wiz: The Spider-Verse which featured Spider-Men from various alternate realities.
Boomstick: Spider-Ham became a member of the Spider-Army fighting against the Inheritors. He played a crucial role in the final confrontation when he switches places with Benjy Parker one of the three sacrifices needed for the Inheritors to destroy the some weird Portals to other worlds Machine, allowing Ben Parker to get to safety.
Wiz: During the Secret Wars event when all universes were destroyed and their remains formed a single planet called Battleworld, Spider-Ham found himself the only pig in the domain of the Battleworld called Arachnia and ended up as the captive of its Mayor, Norman Osborn.
Boomstick: He was rescued by Spider-Gwen, and the two eventually discovered and teamed up with other spider-powered people (Spider-Man Noir) Wait these Guy's met each-other twice?
Wiz: They met each other but neither of them remembered their previous encounter during the original Spider-Verse.
Boomstick: Thanks to the Power of Toon Force he can hold as many things as he wants up his a-
Wiz: He can also survive Being smashed into Walls and He scales to Miles Who survived this:
Boomstick: I love explosion's, I know how Powerful this Blast is, Measuring the Building's and things around it it seems to be 100 of feet long and wide, Miles was 20 Meter's away so Taking a good guess so must had survived over 1.5 TONS OF TNT!
Wiz: He shown to dodge Bullets, and his Spider-Sense is better then Miles Morales.
Wiz: But he will always be one of Our Favorite Spider-Man or Pig....
Spider-Ham: This is astounding! Am I a spider with the limitations of a pig? Or a pig with the proportionate strength and agility of a spider? I've become something greater than either spider or pig... I've become a Spider-Ham!" – Peter Porker, the Spectacular Spider-Ham #15 (May 1987)
Miles Morales[]
Wiz: Miles Morales, a grade-schooler who lives with his mother Rio Morales, a nurse, and his father Jefferson Davis. After scientist Dr. Conrad Markus uses Parker's blood to recreate the formula that created Spider-Man, the Prowler steals the formula, and in the process, one of the spiders created by Markus crawls into the Prowler's duffel bag.
Boomstick: and Days later, Miles is bitten by the spider during a visit to Aaron's apartment.
Wiz: Morales develops superhuman abilities similar to those Peter has, but does not tell his parents, only telling his best friend Ganke Lee.
Boomstick: Well He must have good Friends then....
Wiz: Uh, Boomstick is something wrong?
Boomstick: [Start's Crying]
Wiz: You have lot's of friends.......................................I think.
Boomstick: "Snizzle" Your Right, You're my Friend!
Wiz: ......... After Getting bitten by The Spider he Found out he had all the power's of Spider-Man.
Boomstick: Like the Wall Climbing, Web Shooter's, and Super-Human Abilities!
Wiz: With New abilities like camouflage, including his clothing, to match his surroundings, making him effectively invisible and Being able to Hit his enemy's with lightning.
Boomstick: He also has the Spider-Sense, Which every Spider-Man has.....But his is the weakest out of them all.
Wiz: "Venom strike" can temporarily paralyze almost anyone with just a touch.
Boomstick: Like a cobra shooting poison.
Wiz: The venom strike does not employ actual venom, but is a type of directed energy that can be conducted through Miles' gloves, and can be used against an opponent at a distance by conducting it through a material in which both Miles and his opponent are in contact, such as the webbing of the Earth-616's Spider-Man. It can break chains being used to restrain Miles and even repel non-ferrous objects, such as plastic Lego bricks. The venom strike is powerful enough to render unconscious a person as large as Hank Pym's Giant-Man. It is powerful enough to drive away the symbiotic villain Venom during Miles' first encounter with the creature, Miles can effect a more powerful version of the strike, which he calls a "mega venom blast". When Miles employs this ability, his eyes glow with yellow energy, which then explodes outwards in a radiant burst that can not only repel a large group of opponents, but also destroy thick ropes and chains that have been used to restrain him. This application of the strike leaves him "dizzy and useless", and cannot be used multiple times in rapid succession without a "recharging" period for Miles, though he can still make use of the conventional strike against people during this period.
Boomstick: Miles' body also possesses a strong resistance to injury. During a fight with the Roxxon mercenary Taskmaster, Miles is thrown through a brick wall without any injury, but the experience is painful for him.
Wiz: He shown to hurt The Ultimate Green Goblin and take hits from him as well.
Boomstick: Ultimate Green Goblin shown to Hurt Ultimate Peter Parker Who Survived This Explosion!
Wiz: Spider-Man height is 5 Feet tall and the explosion seemed like the same Height. The explosion seemed 4 feet long (or 1.2192 Meters) which would equal to 0.55 Tons of Force!
Boomstick: He can also scale to him catching up with a sniper rifle bullet.
Wiz: He must had been going over 5 Miles an Hour to keep up with the bullet, He also can scale to other Spider-Man who can dodge lightning!
Boomstick: But Miles Mostly jumps in with no kind strat and His Spider-Sense is not the most Reliable thing in the World.
Wiz: But he will always be one of the best Spider-Man
Miles Morales: "I'm not an Avenger. I'm not Thor. Or Cap. Or Peter. I'm just a kid in a mask. Doing the best I can. But I'll never give up on the world. Or this city. Or anyone that needs me. I'm Miles Morales. And I'm Spider-Man."
Pre-Fight[]
Mile Morales web slings and breaks into Fisk Towers. As he avoids guards, cameras, and other obstacles he makes his way towards a certain room where Kingpin can be heard giving instructions. Miles stalks from the laboratory's ceiling and sees Fisk talking to Mysterio, Shocker, and Rhino. One thing that catches his eye though is a large circular machine.
Kingpin: Activate the machine!
The machine roars to life and lights up. A glowing purple and bluish portal materializes from thin air. Kingpin smiles while the other villains look in confusion.
Miles: That doesn't look good. Alright, Miles game time.
Miles surprise attacks by tackling Shocker hard into the ground. The other villains quickly turn their attention to Spider-Man.
Miles: Well you guys must be shocked to see me?
Kingpin: Well well well if it isn't the Schpiderman. Kill him!
Rhino and Mysterio rush Miles, while Shocker struggles to stand up. His vision is all blurry and his head is aching from the first hit. He aims his gauntlets but can't get or even see a good shot on Spider-Man.
Shocker: Ah screw it!
Shocker fires several blasts randomly. His aim is incredibly off as he misses Spider-Man and hits Rhino, some equipment, and the portal machine instead.
Kingpin: Shocker you idiot, you damaged the machine!
The portal machine malfunctions going bonkers bananas. The whole room trembles as the lights flicker and pieces of the ceiling fall down.
Kingpin: This plan is a bust, Mysterio get us out of here!
Mysterio: With pleasure. Now wallcrawler witness the power of the master of illusions!
Mysterio slams his hands on the ground creating a green cloud that covers the whole room. The portal machine shuts off right after making four loud sounds and releasing four mysterious figures. As the green smoke clears Miles rubs his head as he looks around the laboratory, all destroyed.
Miles: Well that went incredibly well.
???: What is this? Where am I? Who are you people?
Standing before Miles were four other different-looking Spider-Men and women.
Miles: Great now I have to face Mysterio's illusions.
Noir: Who are you calling illusion, clone!?
Gwen: I'm taking you all in for questioning.
Peni: The threat level is rising!
Ham: I don't like where this is going.
Death Battle![]
Noir duel wields his revolvers and fires upon the other Spiders causing everyone to scatter. Gwen gracefully dodges the bullets and uses a web string to pull one of Noir's guns away from him. SP//dr grabs a large metal box and chucks it at Miles who slides underneath it, firing two web strings and sending it back at the spider-mech. Peni raises the suit's left arm to slap the box away before Miles dropkicks her onto her back. Miles' Spider-Sense tingles and he attempts to jump off of the mech, but his leg is caught.
Miles: Oh no...
Peni: Got you!
Peni slams Miles through two floors of the building. She then makes a mistake by looking down into the hole only to have two strings of webs pull her in.
Ham: So this is what we're doing now?
Ham immediately gets flung to a wall by a web. He takes a hotdog out of his pocket and begins to eat while watching the others fight. Gwen spins through the air like a drill, dodging incoming gunfire. Noir's revolver clicks, it is out of ammo. Rather than reloading, he realizes that the gun is useless in this situation so he throws it aside and raises his fists like a boxer. Noir throws two jabs in which Gwen tilts her head from left to right. She kicks Noir in his waist, but he takes the hit and locks his arms around her leg before lifting and swinging her at a wall, cracking it from the impact.
Noir: Is that all you got?
Noir leaps up to the ceiling to propel himself forward for a ground pound. Gwen squints her eyes and cartwheels into a flip causing the attack to miss. The floor cracks from Noir's attack.
Gwen: Come on mister black and white, you gotta be faster than that.
Noir mumbles to himself losing his focus for a split second, enough for Gwen to rush and punch him out of a window. Noir uses his organic webs to pull himself back inside. He fires a string at a metal plate and tosses it like a frisbee. Gwen ducks under it and the plate instead slices Ham's hotdog in half who was just chilling.
Ham: My HOTDOG! Now you've just enraged this pig!
Ham easily slips out of the web and reaches into a pocket of his suit to retrieve a giant wooden mallet. A charges towards the two and swings his mallet in every direction. He hits Noir and the edgy Spider-Man goes tumbling to the side of the room. Gwen leaps over Ham and uses some strings to pull Ham's mallet towards his face causing Ham's face to flatten like a pancake. He shakes his face turning it back to normal.
Noir: No way I'm getting taken down by damn pig.
Gwen: Neither am I.
Ham: What!?
Ham jumps up and throws down a gigantic anvil on the floor causing the three Spider-People to tumble down to the next couple of floors.
Miles: Nice to see you all catch-up!
Noir kicks Ham away before having his Spider-Sense tingle behind him. Before he could react, Gwen punches straight through his chest then pulls her fist out leaving a big gapping hole. Noir coughs up blood.
Noir: Shit...
Noir collapses face flat and tries to get up, but succumbs to his wound.
4/5
Miles jumps on top of Peni who tries to shake him off. Miles charges up and unleashes his venom strike which causes SP//dr to malfunction a little. Peni uses her wrist-mounted web-shooters to pull away and create some distance. Meanwhile, Gwen swings downward a piece of a stone pillar upon Spider-Ham's noggin. Small bluebirds suddenly circle his head.
Peni: Activate finger lasers!
The Spider-Mech aims its fingers and fires laser beams. Ham waves away the birds before ducking his head and Gwen and Miles use their Spider-Sense to evade. Miles activates his camouflage and sneaks his way toward Peni. Gwen parkours on the walls and at incredible speeds unleashes a barrage of webs. They cover the front view of SP//dr, blinding Peni.
Peni: Great, luckily I have a backup plan.
Thanks to her connection with the spider within the suit, Peni sees through its own eyes by closing her own. However, the cockpit suddenly flashes red when Miles reappears and tears off the right arm of the mech. SP//dr slams its fist down, but Miles slides to the side before leaping into the air with the detached arm. Like a spear or battling ram Miles thrusts the arm down through the head of the mech, then charges up his venom strike to fry SP//dr and causing the cockpit to combust into flames resulting in the death of Peni.
3/5
Miles: Anyone else?
Gwen: Yeah, me!
Gwen uppercuts Miles into the air following with a kick to send the young Spider-Man flying outside of the tower. He spirals in the air and crashes through a billboard advertising some food. Miles groans from the pain.
Miles: I could really use something to eat.
He senses Gwen land on the right side of him and Ham land on his left side.
Ham: This world ain't big enough for three Spider-People!
Ham rotates his arms at fast speeds to bombard his opponents with pies. Gwen and Miles take cover. Miles goes invisible and attempts to sneak attack Ham. However, he senses Miles running towards him so he punches him in the jaw. Miles camouflage deactivates and he smoothly dodges some kicks by Ham before electrocuting him with a venom strike and sending the pig flying at a brick wall. Gwen flips out of her cover and fires a string from her left wrist. She curls her right hand into a fist and pulls herself in for a ground pound. Miles flips backward to avoid the attack and charges up another venom strike in his left hand.
Miles: TAKE THIS!
Miles jumps forward for a venom punch, but Gwen successfully slides out of the way and strikes him hard in his elbow. A loud crack can be heard and Miles realizes she broke his arm. Miles takes the pain and fires a web string from his right arm. It blinds Gwen and allows Miles to pull her down towards the ground. Miles fires several more webs until Gwen is fully covered.
As Gwen tries to break free she senses Miles charge up a second venom punch.
Gwen: No, no, no!
It is too late for her as the punch connects with her back. Gwen screams as she is both electrocuted and obliterated into bits from the hit.
2/5
An exhausted Miles catches his breath but turns his attention to the brick wall where Ham was. Not surprising to him, Ham isn't there only an outline of the Spider-Pig is engraved in the wall.
Miles: Well on the bright side there's one more-
Ham: TO GO!
Miles blocks an uppercut by catching Ham's fist. Miles twirls Ham and sends him flying off the building. In midair, Ham uses the slingshot technique by firing two web strings, one sticks to the billboard and one sticks to a nearby water tower. On the other hand, Miles gathers up some speed and charges forward. Ham then flings himself forward and spins through the air like a cannonball, while Miles charges up a strong venom strike in both ham, ignoring the pain in his arm. The two crash against each other. Ham is electrocuted and charred but the venom strike isn't enough to stop him. He flies through Miles, splitting him in half.
1/5
As Ham is flying in the air he shakes the ash off of him.
Ham: Ha, I can't believe that actually wor-
Ham bounces around from building to building like a pinball before finally coming to a stop when he smashes through a window. Ham groans and looks at the viewer.
Ham: That's all folks!
KO!
After Math/Results[]
Boomstick: Woah, That was fucking Awesome!
Wiz: All the Spider man were Impresive, but Spider-Ham was just too hard to kill.
Boomstick: But didn't Spider-Noir have a gun?
Wiz: Yeah, but they all could dodge bullets with ease and everybody had much better Stats Noir. Noir best Feat was Kick down a Steel Door, at best that is only 0.25 tons of TNT. If that doesn't sound bad, everyone else can exert 3 Tons of TNT! This mean's everyone else is 12x Stronger than Noir, lack of experince with other Spider-man and coupled with Spider Noir is the Slowest one here, he didn't have a shot at winning this.
Boomstick: Peni Parker was never really Going to last long Either. Every Other Spider-Man Fought Multiple Robots before, and Villians like VEN#m was able to find a weakness in her suit. and she can really beat fight if her suit is Destroyed.
Wiz: While, Gwen and Miles were pretty even in their Stats and even countered each other abilites, but Miles Morales, Much Bigger Arsenal, Less Cocky Nature and Faster Speed would let him beat Gwen.
Pop-UP: Gwen's Spider Sense countered Miles Camoflauge and Gwen experince with electricity means Miles electricity won't be a surprise.
Boomstick: I'm going to get a Beer.
Wiz: But None could really Kill Spider-Ham, While he is Weaker, Slower, and Not as Smart. His Toon force and Stamina was just way to Strong for any of the Spider-Man to Handle.
Boomstick: Spider Noir was the only who would be willing to use a Gun but ya' know, everyone dodges Gun Fire and Lightning so......
Wiz: So in Short, Spider-Hams extreme Toon Force let him take victory.
Boomstick: Sounds like these Spider got Webbed!
Wiz: ahhhhh! Boomstick make better Puns!
Boomstick: Well you try Better Wiz!
Wiz: ... The Winner is Spider-Ham
Score[]
Thanks to User:Mr.TreeTheSecond
Big Thanks to...[]
- Big Thanks to @Mr.TreeTheSecond for the Music Track/Music Score
- Thanks to GetSkadooshed for collabing with me. (Or Clabing in King Clab's Words)
Trivia[]
- Spider-Gwen was supposed to get second Place, But GetSkadooshed made a good point, So we made Spider-Gwen and Miles Switch Places
- The reason The Orginal Spider Man was not here is because I did not feel like doing him..........and poor GetSkadooshed would have to make a longer fight.
- The Winner was supposed to be Gwen until I did my Research on Spider-Ham