| It'sa us, Marios! | |
|---|---|
| Season | 2 |
| Season Episode | 3 |
| Air date | 1/25/21 |
| Written by | HyperSsonic |
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Something About series VS SMG4! You love the plumber, but what happens when two famous fanmade versions meet? Will Speedrunner Mario BLJ his way to victory? Or will SMG4 be able to eat some spagetti after winning this fight?
Intro:[]
(Cue: Invader)
Wiz: Mario, one of the most known characters around.
Boomstick: But in this fight we have two of the weirdest fan made versions around.
Wiz: Speedrunner Mario, the speed obsessed plumber.
Boomstick: And SMG4 Mario, the dumbass that's obsessed with spaghetti, he's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills too see who would win a Death Battle!
Speedrunner Mario BLJs into Death Battle!:[]
(Cue: Slider Theme)
Boomstick: Man, I don’t even know where to begin with this Mario.
Speedrunner Mario: WAHOO!
Wiz: Well, Boomstick, it’s Speedrunner Mario.
Boomstick: I know that, just I don’t have any sort of idea on what he can do.
Wiz: Well the most basic thing he is almost exactly like the regular Mario, but there are a few differences between them.
Boomstick: Yea, just a little or well, giant difference between the Something About universe and the original universe that all of these characters come from is that the Something About universe is much more and I mean by a landslide, a lot more crazy and OP!
Wiz: Like for a small example, Marx in the original didn’t actually cause any damage to Planet Popstar, but the S.A Marx blew a hole right through it with no effort.
Boomstick: And besides that Kirby himself literally smacked the Sun and Moon! Then there is Samus who can kill Master Hand in one shot, and just a reminder that Master Hand was able to make Bowser grow past the size of the Goddamn universe!
Wiz: And then Mario himself was able to turn into a Master Hand and kill Darkon/the eyeball with crab legs in one shot though he died, but he came back. Besides that Darkon scales to Galeem/Google Chrome, who like the original one is able to wipe away the entire Smash Bros multiverse!
Boomstick: Now then let’s get to some weapons, he has a key/keyhole whick can grow to different sizes and suck things into it, bob-ombs, yoshi eggs,a whistle that can summon tornados, and scuttlebugs.
Wiz: Now let’s go to speed, and wow it’s something.
Boomstick: Just in the basics he can keep up with Fox who ran across the entire World of Light map in just a few seconds! Hell, he even stated that he had reached “unlimited speed”. Then there is the Tool-Assisted Speedrunner or TAS Speed Demon or more people call it the Game Genie, and oh my God is this thing insane.
Wiz: This is why he is obsessed with speedrunning, with it everything has become way more powerful, as it mainly increases his strength, reach, and especially speed, then it also gives him frame-perfect inputs.
Boomstick: Now when it comes to some abilities he’s got… a few.
Wiz: The main ability of his is that he is able to travel from different universes with the BLJ. What is the BLJ? Well it is a simple term for a backwards long jump, as if he finds a corner or something to jump off of he will gain an extreme amount of speed, causing different things to happen.
Pop-Up: He can also time travel with the BLJ.
Boomstick: What are those things? Well, there is traveling to different universes, doing glitches, becomes Intangibility, making after images, and with 0.5 of an A press he somehow brings 4 different versions of himself from different universes to fight alongside him, and what’s better is that he is perfectly in sync with them as well!
Wiz: Now like we said earlier, he is far above the regular Mario that you all know, which means he is even stronger than Mario who lifted a castle with ease! Then there is Speedrunner Mario who is able to scale to Boshi, who ground pounded the moon, then even scales past the Melee Fox who can survive his Arwing being destroyed.
Boomstick: Now some might wonder how that makes Speedrunner Mario stronger, well it’s because the Fox survived a solar system level explosion that destroyed his Arwing, and here’s Speedrunner Mario going beyond that.
Wiz: Then you have some of his most iconic moves around, the main one being the Backhand.
Boomstick: Or I like to call it the Reverse Bitch Slap or the RBS
Wiz just stares at Boomstick.
Wiz: Anyway, he learned this move at a very young age from Yoshi, and is now the main thing he does when fighting.
Pop-Up: He also does kicks and punches, but mainly does the backhand. Also he can do a normal slap if he wanted to, and it is just as strong as the backhand.
Boomstick: Now how strong is this slap? Well it’s able to break bones, and just completely melt their face off.
Wiz: Then there is his iconic throw the…
Boomstick: SO LONG GAY BOWSER! With this throw he *grabs a dummy* grabs whoever he’s fighting, and he YEETS *throws the dummy through the window behind them* them far away.
Wiz: And there is another thing I’m gonna have to pay for… anyway what else can this guy do? Well he can use the feather cap/cape to fly, then back on the topic of the Master Hand transformation of his, he can use the power of Masahiro Sakurai to turn into it, but the only problem is that he has only ever done this once.
Pop-Up: He also does have Cappy, and he can posses people but it is a rare thing to happen.
Boomstick A few other things he has is the fire flower, his cape which can reflect attacks/items, and that’s about it, boy I thought there would be more... ANYWAY even though he may seem almost invincible he does have a weakness.
Wiz: Those weaknesses being exorcism, then if he fails to jump on a scuttlebug he may fall out of bounds when using his PU-based powers, and since he does have the TAS demon in him, it means that he does of course have a weakness to holy items like a cross, a bible, ect.
Boomstick: But that Anime Mario version of him just scares me.... I hate it. Now I wonder what would happen if he accidentally forgets Peach in the castle?
Speedrunner Mario: To answer that, we need to talk about parallel universes.
SMG4 Mario wants some spaghetti in Death Battle!:[]
(Cue: Bob-Omb Battlefield Theme)
Boomstick: Ah, SMG4, after making glitch videos he decided to start animating and eventually made this dumbass Mario. Now then where to begin... OH! How about the fact that he weighs over 12,988 pounds?!? Like I thought I thought your mom was big, Wiz, but Mario completely outweighs her!
Wiz’s arm looks to be straining, as he almost reaches for a piece of paper that reads “To Boomstick, from Dad”, but doesn’t grab it.
Boomstick: Ok, so when it comes to the weapons he has, he doesn’t have any, but with the toon force he somehow has, Bob-ombs, AK-47s, tanks, a wand, shotguns, a Waluigi Launcher, blue shell, hammer, golden mushroom, a portal gun, a chainsaw, KFC bucket hammer, Cappy, a rock, flamethrowers, rocket launchers, various handguns, super mushrooms and mushrooms, rock wizards, and really about any kind of gun around.
Pop-Up: Cappy is able to possess people just like in the game, and with mushrooms he’s able to grow and shrink to many different sizes, with him becoming faster when becoming smaller, and stronger when he grows to a giant size.
Wiz: When it comes to speed, he is pretty fast.
Boomstick: As he is also able to do a BLJ and cross the entire universe in just a few seconds!
Pop-Up: Even though he can do a BLJ, he hasn’t perfected it completely and can sometimes catch fire when going too fast.
Wiz: Then he has some interesting abilities....
Boomstick: Well the most normal one he has is the ability to summon fire like the regular Mario, then there’s the fact that he will usually throw whoever he’s fighting through a wall of concrete, brick, wood, whatever! If he grabs ya, you’re gonna be thrown through a wall. Also his nose can grow, so there’s that.
Wiz: Then he is able to grow and shrink to many different sizes, with him becoming faster when becoming smaller, and stronger when he grows to a giant size, what’s even neater is that he has been burned, melted, and such to just bare bone yet he is able to just come back as if nothing happened!
Boomstick: Then somehow he is a master at combat, he was able to survive swimming NAKED in a frozen lake and space, he’s good at rapping, he even has telekinesis if his ass scratches, he’s flexible, and he has way better H4ck1ng Sk1llz then Wiz.
Wiz rolls his eyes.
Wiz: Then he is able to just completely remove his head at will, and has a thing known as “Fat Power” ugh *shivers* anyway he is able to make himself fatter at will so he can break down doors and such.
Boomstick: Then he is able to do A SPIRIT BOMB! That’s right! After he receives nudes from himself and “all the hoes and the bitches”, he is able to do so and turn someone or a pig in this case to ash! Hell he’s able to wield the Master Sword after pulling it out of the stone, and even knows clone jutsu! Then there is his Z-Move the beautiful and majestic Italian Thunderfat, *sniffles* he dances up to orbit with the planets and then slams his body down onto whoever he’s fighting.
Wiz: Then after being hit with the Smart-Boi 2000 there is Smart Mario where he is even smarter than Professor E. Gadd! With the Smart-Boi 2000 it will make you as smart as you were dumb, observe.
Wiz grabs the Smart-Boi 2000 and hits Boomstick with it, knocking him down.
Wiz: Boomstick? You ok?
Boomstick gets up this time wearing glasses.
Boomstick: Why, yes I am doing perfectly fine.
Wiz: This is my biggest dream come true! Now I must ask, who would truly win between Superman and Goku?
Boomstick: Well, if I was to answer that question the internet would lose its shit.
Wiz: Good point, anyway Smart Mario is like regular SMG4 Mario, but now can build machines to do whatever task he needs, like sucking up spaghetti, or to fix the castle!
Pop-Up: Sizes vary from the same size as Mario to as big as a tall building.
Wiz: And as long as they don’t get hit again, they will stay that way!
Just then a beer can from the roof falls onto the Smart-Boi 2000 turning Boomstick back to his old self.
Boomstick: HEY! There’s the can of beer I was looking for!
Wiz: Damnit, anyway Mario can also go Super Saiyan, which makes everything he has even farther in power, speed, and all that.
Pop-Up: Can also do all moves that Goku can.
Boomstick: He flew to the sun in 3 seconds! He can even fly using pizzas once he has entered Italian Mode. Even go into Super Mario Maker mode when he has a diamond pickaxe, and can trap people, place items, and everything you can do in Super Mario Maker. Then there is the YouTube Remote, which I am too lazy to say so here is a robot I made when I was smart to tell you what it can do.
Pop-Up: The remote is in YouTube HQ so Mario can only get it when he’s there.
Robot: Rewinding time, backwards aging, fast-forwarding time, skipping time, pausing time, downgrading quality, changing languages, muting, making fictional things real, summoning demonic entities, dimension hopping, summoning YouTube oof buttons, entering videos, and factory reset.
Wiz: Now even with all of this stuff, he does have weaknesses.
Boomstick: Those being that if he isn’t angry he loses the Super Saiyan form, he lacks common sense with a below average IQ, runs from giant things, and goes into things without thinking about where he is going.
Wiz: In the end, SMG4 Mario is a character that will fight for whatever cause that he believes is right.
Boomstick: Like the right to eat spaghetti, hey I wouldn’t blame him for swimming in it, I’d even join!
SMG4 Mario: Can we get naked too?
Intermission:[]
Wiz: Alright the combatants are set, we've run the data through all possibilities.
Boomstick: And now IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!!!
Pre-Fight:[]
It’s in 3D
The camera pans towards the SMG4 Peach’s where SMG4 Mario was eating a plate of spaghetti, until all of a sudden Bob comes crashing through the door.
Mario: Hey, I was eating a plate of spaghetti!
Bob: Mario, we have a problem here. There... Is... Another... Mario!
Mario: Hmmmmmm *while saying that his moustache grows*, I got it! It must be one of the other Marios from the hotel.
Bob: But SMG4 did an alphabet count and all 42,069 Red Luigis are in count.
Mario: Then must be a new one! Hope he’s handsome! Take me to him.
Bob: Ok, follow me to your reversed birth.
Bob and Mario then leave, and SMG4 comes out of his room of the castle.
SMG4: Guys, I know why there is another Mario! It is one from a different univ-
He realizes that they have already left and he shrugs.
SMG4: What did I expect to happen?
He turns around and walks back to his room.
SMG4: Eh, they can handle it. Now then, time to go make some quality memes.
When Bob and Mario make it to town they see a smaller and less effort looking Mario, that Mario was Speedrunner Mario. SMG4 Mario walks up towards SR (Speedrunner) Mario, and waves at him.
SMG4 Mario: Hello! Welcome ne-
Before he can finish SR Mario kicks him into a building.
SMG4 Mario: Hey! What the fuck was that for?
Bob walks up towards SR Mario but can’t say anything as SR Mario grabs him and throws him.
Bob: Oh shiiiiiiiii-
Bob goes through the roof of the castle right into SMG4’s room.
Bob: iiiit.
SMG4: Let me guess, you got thrown here by that new Mario?
Bob: Ummm... no?
SMG4: Ugh, c’mon let’s go find this new guy. I just hope our Mario can handle him for now.
Back to where the two Marios were, SMG4 Mario gets up and sees SR Mario eating his plate of spaghetti, and it pisses him off, so he runs up towards SR Mario and slaps the spaghetti out of his hands.
SMG4 Mario: No, stop it.
SR Mario is now pissed and grabs a plate of spaghetti and throws it onto the ground while getting into a fighting stance.
SMG4 Mario: OOOOH! Mario’s a pissed off now!
SMG4 Mario gets into a fighting stance as well, and both Marios know that only one Mario is going to survive this fight.
FIGHT!:[]
(Cue: Stupid Run)
SMG4 Mario runs at SR Mario with his hand up ready to chop, but it just turns to SR Mario just standing there, and it switches to SMG4 Mario still running and screaming with the camera panning closer and closer to their eyes. This continues until the camera is right next to infront of their eyes, as it pans out to SMG4 Mario right in front of SR Mario who just kicks him back into the building.
SMG4 Mario: GOD DAMNIT!! Mario isa gonna have to try a something else.
SMG4 Mario rushes at SR Mario as SR Mario is about to try and punch him, but they both continue to block each other’s blow for blow. Then all of a sudden they grab each other and throw each other into different buildings.
SMG4 Mario: This guy is strong, but Mario isa stronger!
SMG4 Mario uses the building as a pad to jump off of as he throws a punch at SR Mario knocking them through multiple buildings. Just then they landed on some rubble and one has a perfect sort of corner. SR Mario realizes what he can do, as he starts to do a BLJ on it, and SMG4 Mario looks up and sees what is happening.
SMG4 Mario: Oh no you don’t.
SMG4 Mario grabs SR Mario’s leg right when he goes through a dimensional crack, with SMG4 Mario screaming nonstop, until he is able to grab SR Mario with both hands and throws him through a different crack in the dimension. Then SR Mario grabs SMG4 Mario and they both go through the portal and into a different fight.
Bill Cipher vs SpongeBob SquarePants (TheGreatDimentio!)[]
It is now hand drawn.
Spongebob has just confronted Bill right when SR Mario lands on the ground, and SMG4 Mario lands right onto Squidward.
Bill: Oooh? Even more people to make a deal with?
SMG4 Mario gets up and goes up to Bill while jumping straight off of Squidward’s face.
Squidward: Ooow.
SMG4 Mario is right infront of Bill.
SMG4 Mario: What kind of deal?
Bill: ANY! I can give you money, fame, heck even your own galaxy!
SMG4 Mario: Hmmm... What about infinite spaghetti?
Bill: Sure? Just shake my hand and we got ourselves a deal, my friend!
SMG4 Mario: ok
Spongebob: NO, DON’T DO IT!
Spongebob runs at SMG4 Mario pushing him away from Bill.
Bill shrugs and looks at SR Mario.
Bill: What about you? Do you wanna make a deal? *He puts out his hand*
SR Mario doesn’t say anything, but he does throw a bob-omb at Bill who just dodges it with complete ease.
Bill: Guess not, eh? Welp, time to go ahead and commit a nice little crime.
It goes back to Spongebob and SMG4 Mario.
SMG4 Mario: Hey! I was about to make a deal with the flying dorito so I could have infinite spaghetti!
Spongebob: Can’t you tell that he is evil?
MermaidMan (who is far away in Shady Shoals): EVIL!
BarnacleBoy: Oh stop it MermaidMan! I’m trying to watch some TV!
Back to Spongebob and SMG4 Mario
SMG4 Mario: So? All I was wanting lots of spaghetti.
Spongebob: Why not a Krabby Patty? *Pulls out a Krabby Patty*
SMG4 Mario: A what?
Spongebob throws it into SMG4 Mario’s mouth and his head grows to a giant size.
SMG4 Mario: AMAZING! That was the best thing I’ve ever tasted! Can you make more?
Spongebob: ABSOLUTLY! I just need to rebuild the Krust-
SMG4 Mario: Fear not! I am a professional builder! We will get it done in no time! *Puts on SMM hat*
Spongebob: Then let’s do this!
The two of them continue to rebuild the Krusty Krab, as it goes back to Bill Cipher and SR Mario.
Bill Cipher continues to try and shoot SR Mario with his finger gun, but he continues to dodge non-stop, until he throws his hat straight at Bill in which the hat grows a face and becomes Cappy.
Cappy: Look at me! I am the Cappytain now!
Bill just smacks Cappy right back onto SR Mario’s head, while shooting again, this time hitting a little bit of the left side of his moustache, causing it to disintegrate. SR Mario is far beyond pissed now, as he starts BLJing, and eventually stops lanuching himself right at Bill with a giant punch which actually somehow almost kills Bill.
Bill: Please stop! I’ll give you anything! I’ll give you an infinite plate of spaghetti, or the rest of that horrible moustache!
Bill just realized what he said, and looks at the camera, while SR raises his hand.
Bill: Well at least I’m coming back to these Death Battles.
SR Mario backhands Bill to nothing except for some atoms while Bill screams disappear, and then he turns towards SMG4 Mario who has just finished the Krusty Krab with Spongebob, yet the new Krusty Krab didn’t look horrible, but it was... something.
SMG4 Mario: This turned out to be fun! I’ll come back, right after I beat up that bitch over there, ok?
Spongebob: Ok!
SMG4 Mario runs towards SR Mario who does the same, but at same time, SR Mario causes another rip in the dimension, causing the two of them to end up in another fight.
Magolor vs Shao Kahn (Y3p owo)[]
It is in 3D
Magolor: YOUR ship!? The Lor Starcutter is mi-
Before Magolor could finish, SR Mario and SMG4 Mario crash into it, making a giant hole in it, then it just fully falls apart, with SR Mario and SMG4 Mario just standing in the middle of it.
SMG4 Mario: WOW! That ship looked cool, too bad we destroyed it!
Shao: YOU! You have just destroyed the ship of the almighty Shao Kahn, now you will perish!
SMG4 Mario: Weeeell, excuse me, princess, all Mario isa doing is fighting this smaller version of me, now if you don’t mind can you shut the fuck up, while I kill him?
Shao: NO ONE TALKS TO ME LIKE THAT!
Shao Kahn pulls out the Wrath Hammer, and leaps at SMG4 Mario. SMG4 Mario screams and does that weird glitch animation while he attempts to run away. Magolor then stares at SR Mario, with SR Mario doing the same.
Magolor: As for you, you also helped him in destroying MY ship, I’d spare you, but I don’t want to risk you killing my friends.
Magolor summons two balls of magic, and throws them at him.
SR Mario: Atiparatorobaratarutu! (Mario gibberish. Translation: You don’t stand a chance with me!)
Magolor throws the two balls of magic at SR Mario who dodged one of them, but was hit by the other one, throwing him into the rubble of the Starcutter.
Meanwhile with Shao Kahn and SMG4 Mario
SMG4 Mario is now stuck in a corner, with Shao Kahn right behind him, as Mario turns around and his head shrinks.
SMG4 Mario: Pleasea, don’t hurt me.
Shao: You seem to have a good amount of stamina, mortal. You might be a good soldier of my army. How about I spare your life, and you go with me as I conquer everything?
Shao Kahn puts his hammer away and puts his hand out.
Shao: Are you ready to conquer everything that has ever existed?
SMG4 Mario puts his hand up to his face, as the camera zooms into his head, which just shows himself swimming in a pool of spaghetti, then it zooms back out to Mario who puts his hand out as well. Then Mario just jumps behind Shao Kahn while pulling out a hammer.
SMG4 Mario: I LIKE YOUR CUT, G!
SMG4 Mario swings the hammer right at Shao Kahn’s head while the Taco Bell bell sound effect plays, knocking it completely off causing Shao’s body to fall in a pool of blood.
SMG4 Mario: That’s what you get, BITCH!
Back to SR Mario and Magolor. SR Mario raises his hand ready to slap Magolor out of existence, but just then Kirby arrived.
Kirby: Poyo.
SR Mario doesn’t know that this was the normal Kirby, he thought it was Christian Kirbo and was about to say a Bible verse or some shit, which causes the TAS Speed Demon to come out for a split second.
SR Mario: *Demonic Screeching noises*
SR Mario quickly runs away while at the same time ripping another hole in the dimension, and throws SMG4 Mario into it. Then they battle inside the rip in the dimension, until they end up in another fight.
Spinel vs Elastigirl (Cenus9548)[]
It is now hand drawn.
Spinel has just hit Elastigirl with an uppercut launching her into a tree. Then SR Mario and SMG4 Mario come out of the portal, with Spinel dodging each of them from landing on top of her, while Elastigirl comes down from the tree.
Elastigirl: Great, even more aliens to deal with? Ugh, Bob better have some insurance, cause some Government property is gonna break.
Eastigirl grabs SMG4 Mario and slams him into the ground. SMG4 Mario gets up, but stops and looks at Elastigirl’s ass.
SMG4 Mario: *Points at her ass* DAMN BOI, HE THICC BOI! THAT’S A THICC ASS BOI!
Elastigirl just kicks SMG4 Mario who just becomes a ragdoll as he flies right through a tree. Both Elastigirl and Spinel then turn to SR Mario who was just standing there... MENACINGLY.
Spinel: Listen, I understand wanting to kill me since I’m an alien to you, but can we just get along for a little bit so we can kill this... thing?
Elastigirl: Good idea, how about you take the first hit?
Spinel pulls out the Gem Rejuvinator.
Spinel: With pleasure...
Spinel stretches towards SR Mario trying to hit him, but SR Mario is able to dodge it with no effort, but Elastigirl punches him knocking him into a nearby cliff, then all you see is SR Mario with a little bit of blood coming from his mouth.
SR Mario (He becomes an anime version of himself real quick): *Wipes blood from his face* So that’s the way they wanna play... (Pretend he said it in Japanese, because Idk how to speak it, and don’t want to use google translate since it’ll likely mess it up)
SR Mario then continues to do BLJs until he zooms past both of them while continuously hitting them, until he stops for a second.
Spinel: Have you ever tried making a giant fist?
Elastigirl: No, but I know what you're thinking.
The two of them get onto different sides of SR Mario, while making each of their fists giant, all while SR Mario starts to vibrate nonstop.
Spinel: NOW!
The two of them clash their fists together trying to smack SR Mario, with the result of what they did, causing a giant crater.
Spinel: I think we got him!
Before Elastigirl can speak, she gets backhanded into nothing but a pile of bones. Spinel looks horrified, but before she can say anything else, SMG4 Mario grabs her gem and eats it.
SMG4 Mario: Damn! That tasted horrible, I thought it was a pink meatball!
Now the two Mario’s look at each other, until SR Mario makes another rip in the dimension, this time they end up in YouTube HQ. SMG4 Mario sees the YouTube Remote and takes it.
SMG4 Mario: Ok, my turn.
SMG4 Mario uses the remote to take them to a different fight, while Susan Wojcicki starts freaking out.
Ethan Ress vs Ticci Toby (Sharkboy305)[]
It's now in sprites.
Toby and Ethan both are clashing knife and sword, matching blow for blow until SR Mario and SMG4 Mario come out of the portal with SMG4 Mario landing gracefully, and SR Mario falling straight on his face.
SMG4 Mario: You didn’t like that, did ya? Well that’s what you get bitch!
Toby: Wow, what a week it’s been, first I fought a blocky dude and a black skeleton that glitched the fuck out of the place. Now I have to fight not only a guy with a sword, but two plumbers.
SMG4 Mario: Wow, what a week it’s been for you, but now it’s time for you to go bye bye.
SMG4 Mario pulls out an AK-47, while Toby runs from it.
SMG4 Mario: COME HERE! Mario isa gonna do a naughty naughty.
SMG4 Mario starts shooting as Toby starts running. Ethan then turns towards SR Mario, while pointing his sword at him.
Ethan: I guess you’re gonna be next to die?
SR Mario doesn’t say anything.
Ethan: I’ll take that as a yes.
Ethan leaps at SR Mario trying to slice him to bits, but SR Mario simply dodges it like it was nothing.
Ethan: Guess a melee fight won’t work, maybe a magic fight!
Ethan puts away his sword, and summons lightning trying to hit SR Mario, which actually hits him and electricutes him, causing him to fall back.
Ethan: Maybe a melee fight could work now.
Ethan pulls out his sword again, while running at SR Mario, but SR Mario goes into anime mode.
SR Mario (Pretend it’s in Japanese): Hmph, pathetic, you really think that is going to work?
SR Mario goes back to normal, he then pulls out a key and a keyhole, he puts the key in as the keyhole starts to grow to a giant size.
Ethan: OH SHIT!
Ethan starts trying to run away, but the force is too much for him to handle. He then is starting to get away until SR Mario grabs him and throws him into the keyhole.
SR Mario: SO LONG GAY BOWSER!
As Ethan is thrown into it he explodes into a bloody pile of nothing with the remains dissappearing into the darkness of the keyhole, all while a giant faded Mario appears on the screen.
Giant Mario: THANK YOU SO MUCH A-FOR-TO PLAYING MY GAME!!!
Back to SMG4 Mario and Toby.
The two are clashing with each other, KFC Bucket to Knife, until SMG4 Mario gets an upperhand. He then raises the bucket up.
SMG4 Mario: HASTA LA VISTA, BI-
All of a sudden a pale white hand smacks Mario away, then he looks up, as it turns out it was Slenderman.
SMG4 Mario: Oh, hey Slenderman!
Slenderman: What's up?
Toby: Wait wait wait... you guys know each other?
Slenderman: Yes, we do and it’s a long story, anyway, what are you doing here, Mario?
All of a sudden SR Mario appears.
SMG4 Mario: I’mma fighting this bitch.
Slenderman: Ah, need some help?
SMG4 Mario: Nah, *while saying nah he pulls out the YT Remote and teleports SR Mario somewhere* I feel as if you help me, it’d be against the rules of something, so I’mma go now, maybe I’ll come back, ok?
Toby: Umm, ok?
Then Mario uses the remote to teleport himself to another fight (the last cameo).
Villians who are like their enemy battle royal (Patbee2007)[]
*This is set right after ERROR!Sans VS Herobrine, so if you don’t know what is happening, just go read that, it’s a blog. Also it’s still in sprites*
Shadow has just confronted W Smith, but SR Mario and SMG4 Mario appear.
Shadow: Are you serious? Even more people to fight?
SMG4 Mario: Oh hey, Sonic! How have ya been?
Shadow: I am not Sonic, I am Shadow the Hedgehog, The Ultimate Lifeform, and after what you said... thinking that I am that pathetic Sonic, for that, you shall perish.
Shadow flies at SMG4 Mario, while Smith looks at SR Mario, then all of a sudden Zodd comes out of nowhere, but Smith just puts his hand into him and turns him into a Smith clone.
W Smith: Just give up already, you can’t beat me and my clones.
SR Mario (Pretend it’s in Japanese): Ha, who needs clones when you have parallel versions of yourself from different universes?
All of a sudden a SR Mario from a different universe comes in. W Smith then pulls out Wario’s bike and throws it at SR 2, but he dodges it and goes in for a slap, but Z Smith grabs him and turns him into a clone. The new SR Smith then attempts to slap SR Mario, but a new parallel version of SR Mario comes from a rip in the dimension, and slaps the SR Smith to nothing. Then SR Mario continues to get hundreds of parallel versions of himself to fight alongside him, but the Smiths keep turning them into clones, then after a long enough time, SR Mario is alone against hundreds of thousands of Smith clones.
W Smith: Forget it, you are outnumbered. You have no chance at winning.
SR Mario (Pretend it’s in Japanese): I may not by myself, but I have a little demon inside that will help me.
Just then the TAS Speed Demon comes out yet again, and SR Mario starts to float while holding his hand back.
W Smith:... Well shit.
SR Mario does the biggest backhand ever, causing the planet to be destroyed, as the TAS Speed Demon then goes away. SR Mario then turns around to see SMG4 Mario and an unconscious Shadow. The screen freezes and SMG4 comes on screen.
SMG4: Due to a loss of money from the Mario of my universe using almost all of it on spaghetti, we won't be able to show SMG4 Mario VS Super Shadow. Anyway back to the fight.
SMG4 Mairo then uses the YT remote to teleport themselves back to the SMG4 Universe.
Back in SMG4 Universe:[]
*It’s back in 3D*
The two land right back to where they were originally.
SMG4 Mario: Ok, this has been fun, but it’s time to kick your ass.
SMG4 Mario instead of going at SR Mario, he gets a portal gun, and ends up grabbing the Smart-Boi 2000 and shoots himself. SR Mario then wonders where SMG4 Mario went, but then figures it out, as he looks behind himself and sees a giant robot.
Smart Mario: Ah ha, you have activated my trap card, and with my calculations, this is the end of you.
The robot starts to try and hit SR Mario, but SR Mario continues to dodge all of the attacks.
SR Mario (Pretend it’s in Japanese): I am four parallel universes ahead of you.
Then eventually SR Mario does a frame-perfect jump while raising a scuttlebug, and uses it to knock the robot’s head off. The head falls to the ground, with the Smart-Boi 2000 hitting SMG4 Mario again, turning himself into his old dumb self, AND crushes the YT Remote. SMG4 Mario then goes into the air and starts doing the spirit bomb with the nudes of all the hoes and the bitches, then leaves it and goes into space. He then does the Italian Thunderfat, and goes down straight at the spirit bomb. Then SR Mario starts doing more BLJs, until a ding noise rings out.
SR Mario (Pretend it’s in Japanese): Finally, I have reached UNLIMITED SPEED!
SR Mario turns into Master Hand with a faded Masahiro Sakurai behind him.
Masahiro Sakurai (Pretend it's Japanese): C'mon Mario, I know you can beat him.
Then SR Mario also goes at the spirit bomb. The two both collide with the S.B and fight over where it will go, but just then the S.B breaks and the two of them collide with each other. The force of it was so strong that it sent the two of them to the exact ends of the multiverse.
SMG4 Mario: Ok, that’s it, I am tired of you. THIS IS OVER!
SMG4 Mario goes Super Saiyan, as the TAS Speed Demon and Masahiro Sakurai appear beind SR Mario. The two of them start doing BLJs and then zoom towards each other, while screaming at the top of their lungs. SMG4 Mario starts to catch on fire, but he doesn’t care. All he cares about is kicking SR Mario’s ass. SMG4 Mario raises his fist for a punch, as SR Mario using all the power he can from the TAS Speed Demon and Masahiro Sakurai, then he raises his hand for likely the strongest backhand he has ever done. Then the two of them collide and they hit/slap each other at the same time, which causes a giant white light to appear.
Then it goes back to Earth which was on fire due to the blast, where SR Mario is nothing but dust, and SMG4 Mario’s head has been decapitated from his body and on fire. Just then SMG4 Mario’s body which was also on fire comes from behind, and grabs his head, while putting it back on, he turns around just to see SMG4 and Bob with their eyes at a giant size, and were staring in disbelief.
SMG4 Mario: What? He took my spaghetti! Now, Imma go and take a nap, I’m exhausted.
SMG4 Mario walks away, still on fire, with SMG4 and Bob, as the dust of SR Mario scatters in the wind.
K.O![]
Results:[]
(Cue: Bob-Omb Battlefield Theme)
Boomstick: *Sniffles* That was the most glorious fight of plumbers I’ve ever seen!
Wiz: Yes, it was a good fight, and a very close one as well. Now when it comes to speed, it is actually pretty close. Sure, Speedrunner Mario can reach “Unlimited Speed”, but that takes a decent amount of time to get to that. Now the way they’re close is because they can both react to Kirby or Kirbo in Speedrunner’s case.
Boomstick: Who can outrun Galeem’s beams which can move at 489,014,356,725 c! Now, we still gotta give speed and reaction speed to SR Mario. Sure, SMG4 Mario is fast but he does have a limit. He was able to go to the sun in about 4 seconds, so that means he was going at around the speed of 82,359,900,000 MPH! That’s around the peak for SMG4 Mario, while SR Mario is still able to move at a unlimited amount of speed when he’s at his peak.
Wiz: Now when it comes to strength, this is one that SMG4 Mario has. Maybe the best strength feat of Speedrunner Mario is if we scale his strength to his durability, which puts him onto a solar system level! Then here’s SMG4 Mario who can scale to Steve, who can lift universes!
Pop-Up: SR Mario could be multiversal in durability/strenght due to one shotting Darkon, but that was when SR Mario became Master Hand so it isn't likely that his normal self could scale to it.
Boomstick: Then when it comes to weapons, this is easily another thing that SMG4 Mario has in the bag, due to all the weapons he has, while SR Mario only has a few. Then when it comes to duribility, we’ve already basically said it, that SR Mario is around solar system level, while SMG4 Mario is around universal! Hell, SMG4 Mario can survive being turned to ash, and his head being removed, so this is truly another thing SMG4 Mario has.
Wiz: Now when it comes to intelligents, this is one that Speedrunner Mario has due to being able to outsmart Melee Fox, who is a skilled pilot! Then SMG4 Mario, is... just well he-
Boomstick: He’s a fucking dumbass that’s what he is! Well except for when he uses the Smart-Boi 2000, then he easily takes intelligents, but that isn’t truly his own intelligents, so this of course goes to SR Mario.
Wiz: Then stamina is a sort of tie, as they both don’t seem to get tired at some points then at others they get completely gassed. Now when it comes to haxxes, it is also a thing that SMG4 Mario has but barely.
Boomstick: Due to the fact that they share similar haxxes, but SMG4 Mario just has a few more. Now some of y’all might be wondering about the TAS Speed Demon, like “But he can just use the Speed Demon to yeet SMG4 Mario!”
Wiz: Well the TAS Speed Demon could help, but it would likely only get Speedrunner Mario to a sort of multi-galaxy level and if he can truly get enough speed and with the power of Masahiro Sakurai, maybe up to the multiversal level that SMG4 Mario is on, but that still wouldn't be enough. Now, if we ran this fight 100 times Speedrunner Mario could easily win around 45 of those, but in the end SMG4 Mario would be the most likely victor.
Boomstick: I guess SR Mario just couldn’t handle the speed, and he pasta way after this fight!
Wiz: The winner is SMG4 Mario.
Next time on Death Battle:[]
You see a skeleton and a jester. The Jester pulls out a scythe, as the skeleton summons a Gaster Blaster.
Sans VS Jevil (Made by RedDead35000)
Death Battle Score (Stupid Run):[]
The track for this fight is "Stupid Run". It's a comedic sounding song that rapidly gets faster.
The title comes from the fact that everyone in the SMG4 universe calls SMG4 Mario "stupid" (Stupid Run), and the fact that Speedrunner Mario is obsessed with Speedruns (Stupid Run).
The image is both of their arms clashing in a sort of cinematic shot, with the thing they're famous for (Speedrunner Mario has a N64 controller while SMG4 Mario has a plate of spaghetti).
(Thanks to TheGreatDimentio! for image idea)
Trivia:[]
- The connection between Speedrunner Mario and SMG4 Mario is that they're both well known fan-made versions of Mario.
- The battle would be done in hand drawn, sprites, and 3D.