Sonic (FNaS) Vs Wario (FNaW)

A Mario vs Sonic series matchup but it meets FNAF.

Sonic[]

Eario: Sonic decided to-a open up-a the diner for the boys and girls he-a saved! It’s so sweet Eario could-a cry!

Dave Panpa: But he couldn’t be there all the time to entertain so he cloned himself, Tails, Mario, and Yoshi. However, Dr. Eggman had screwed with the cloning machine, turning them hostile at night. Something that came to bite him in a very literal way.

Eario: Origin Sonic bit-a his face and he went into-a the coma.

Dave: R-right. The most important clone for today’s purposes is Clone Sonic, the face of the band.

Eario: He can fire-a the Doppel Buster to kill-a the robots.

Dave: He was also capable of killing Dr. Eggman via stabbing him in the chest. His strength isn’t much to write home about… but he’s got other feats!

Eario: He’s really smart-a. He knows how to-a lead-a the other clones.

Dave: But his best feat is durability by far. He was almost completely unfazed by being cut in many places all over his body, having his left arm fall off, a giant hole in his chest, AND he survived the building catching on fire after that! AND THEN he survived the building collapsing on him! Talk about a survivor!

Eario: He also built-a The Toymare!

Toymare[]

Toymare is the Toys fused into a single being, made by Clone Sonic.

Very competent at stealth
Capable of adding other beings into itself
Sentient?

Eario: Since Clone Sonic a clone of-a the Sonic, he is also very-a fast. He can dodge-a bullets in Rockclones!

Dave: Sonic can also put souls into bodies and potentially control them, however it’s to ambiguous to say for certain.

Eario: After Nightmare Golden Sonic had-a stabbed him and shoved him in the Toymare he had-a created, he still didn’t-a stop moving.

Dave: Despite all of his amazing feats and abilities he still has his fair share of weaknesses.

Eario: Like how he is so-a vengeful he became-a blinded by it!

Dave: Yeah, and how he seems to have underwhelming fighting skill and combat experience. Although considering he was able to kill Dr. Eggman with one stab, maybe that’s not too big a deal.

Eario: Besides, he’s-a really powerful!

“Looks like I got an S Rank in this act, eh?”

Wario[]

Eario: There was-a the plumber who wanted to make-a his factory. He had gotten Waluigi, The Princess, Luigi, and even-a Eario’s idol, Mario!

Dave Panpa: U-until a desperate man named Bruno Gate tried to sell the recipe to get life saving medicine for his daughter… In his rush to get away he killed the five… yeah.

Eario: WAH! IT’S-A SO SAD EARIO’S HERO MARIO HAD TO DIE!

Dave: B-but the spirits of the five came back and killed Bruno, why did they come back? Because Wario used a book to save his factory…

Eario: However the curse-a wouldn’t let them rest, so they killed many-a innocents before the space princess sent-a them back in time, leading to-a the Origins.

Dave: The only way for them t-to remove the curse is an apology from Bruno himself, which leads to them ascending. Any other way and they’ll just keep moving on, killing more and more… but after they got that apology they helped Bruno escape from hell! Or tried to at least. Maybe. It’s weird.

Eario: Wario is-a the leader of the beasts, so he can sure pack-a the punches. He can sneak around the buildings.

Dave: And he can possess people, as seen with Luigi possessing Richard McRoy, which Wario should compare to. I think.

Eario: Wario can also teleport around-a. That’d be very helpful for-a the flying pipes…

Dave: There’s also a ball of energy that seems to be able to revive corpses or just kill things… that works too. But he can also fire a giant burger for some reason.

Eario: Eugh, sounds-a messy. Anyways, Wario can take meteors the size of him and-a survive! He can also survive the Koopa King burning his-a head off! He can even snap-a his neck and be fine!

Dave: Wario is also pretty smart, since he was able to ultimately get to Richard by lulling him into a false sense of safety, along with being aware of when he’s being watched. He’s also quick enough to dodge meteors moving quick enough to catch fire, which should give him Mach 5 speed! And to add to it, he also dodged everything Demon Wario and Entity 01 sent his way!

Eario: However, he still has the issues.

Dave: His biggest is that he’s insane to the point of seeing normal people as Bruno. He also gets distracted very easily.

Eario: Either way, he’s-a very strong.

“We will avenge whoever did this to us.”

Battle[]

Location: FNAW 3 House

Sonic and his friends had been searching. Searching for the gold freak, ready to shoot him down with Tails’ Doppel Blaster, however they would only find something a whole lot less friendly.

As the clones wandered through the halls, they eventually split up to search, with only Sonic making it back to the regroup point, The Playroom.

“Guys? Guys?! Where are you?” Sonic called, with no response, until a shadow stepped towards him.

“Are you with him?”

Sonic, confused responds with “That depends on who you mean by him.”

“Do not play stupid. You are protecting him.”

And with that, the spirit charged towards the clone, who readies his Doppel Blaster.

FIGHT![]

Sonic fires three blasts, while Wario shoulder bashes through them and smashes into Sonic, knocking him back. Sonic retaliates by spin dashing into Wario, dragging him to the ground.

“Who is this him?!” Sonic calls out, but is met by silence from Wario.

Wario fires an energy ball which knocks the clone into the air, allowing Wario to throw a giant hamburger at him, making the Mr. Saturn bonk noise from Smash.

Sonic dive kicks down, smashing through the burger and into Wario’s face. Wario teleports back and fires 4 energy balls at Sonic, who blows them up with his blaster. This leads to several more energy balls and blaster pellets to connect, blowing up each time.

Wario shoulder checks the faker and sends him to the ground, punching him again and again until Sonic punches him in the face hard enough to knock him off. Sonic gets up, badly beaten with quite a few bloody spots on him.

“Gh! You just don’t when to quit!” The hedgehog says, reloading his blaster while the spirit gets up.

“Give up.”

Wario rushes at Sonic, who barely dodges, and the two go into Bedroom 2. The two engage in CQC with several good hits getting in, blood being splattered on the formerly white bed, with Sonic grabbing a pillow and blocking a hit before the pillow becomes nothing but feathers, giving Sonic enough time to uppercut Wario. Wario stumbles for a second while Sonic fires some pellets at Wario, causing him to bleed a bit. However, Wario regains his balance and charges at Sonic, grappling him and beating the crap outta him, even ripping off his right arm.

“GAH!” Sonic screeches after his arm falls off, causing him to fire at Wario wildly, sending him through a wall into the Hallway.

Sonic’s last shot goes so fast it burns his face off!'

“That’s for the arm!”

Wario, having turned after the blast snaps his own neck, staring at Sonic, silently opening his mouth, before turning around and rushing forwards, mouth wide open.

Sonic fires his blaster, only for Wario to eat the pellets, ramming into him and spitting the bullets back at the rockclone. Sonic flies back, blood trailing behind him, with his fucking chest falling off as well.

“Well. Seems I’m not doing to well…” Sonic, now heavily savaged, laments.

Just as Wario rushes forwards, Toymare appears from the shadows and grabs him.

“Let go of me.”

“Can’t do that bud! You wouldn’t wanna miss the show, would ya? The toy beast then attempts to put Wario inside him, only for Wario to grab it and fire an energy ball, propelling him away from it. As he gets up, Sonic grabs him and beats him while he’s on the ground, with Wariousing another energy ball to propel himself again, this time into the air, knocking Sonic off. Wario then fires many, many energy balls into Toymare, beating the shit out of it.

After landing, Wario grabs Toymare by the face and slams it into Salvage Sonic until Toymare explodes, with Wario teleporting out of the way. Through the smoke Sonic launches more pellets, knocking Wario to the ground. When the smoke clears, Sonic is seen on the ground, with nothing but hatred in his eyes.

Sonic gets up and rushes at Wario, knocking him down, before spinning into him, blowing his blood everywhere through the hall. Wario grabs the hedgehog and roughhouses him before doing the Mario 64 throw to launch Sonic into Living Room 2.

The two once again go CQC, with both taking many hits before Wario gets knocked into a lamp, which he grabs and wields like a sword, smacking Sonic in the guts, before swinging downwards to hit him in the skull, sending Sonic to the floor. Wario then grabs Sonic’s left arm, ripping it off, leaving Sonic to desperately spin dash at the spirit, only for Wario to grab him, punch him in the throat, and then ripping him in half, killing him.

KO!

Wario is seen rejoining his crew, who have just finished in tearing Sonic’s group into bloody chunks, while Clone Sonic’s ghost looks at his corpse.

Results[]

Eario: So, you probably-a wonder to yourself why-a Wario won. Eario says it’s because he’s-a far stronger, faster, and was completely unkillable for-a someone like Clone Sonic.

Dave: Really getting into it… but yeah, Sonic had no way to kill Wario thanks to his curse, which could only be cured by Bruno Gate’s apology. His significantly better defense only saved him for so long. Toymare didn’t help him much either. This is before we bring up the question of if he’s even able to HIT Wario without trapping him in Toymare!

Eario: While Sonic was quite a formidable-a foe, Wario out-a-classed him a lot.

Dave: The winner is Wario.