| Sonic.EXE vs Freddy Krueger | |
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| Air date | 5/30/21 |
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Description[]
Creepypasta vs Nightmare on Elm Street! With so many souls to play with, it's only a matter of time before these monster encounter each other. Which one will add the other to their collection?
Introduction[]
Wiz: Souls stealers take many forms in fiction. They can range from an old man to a demon.
Boomstick: But I think it's safe to say that none of us expected these two to be among them, going off of their looks alone.
Wiz: Sonic.exe, the Self-Proclaimed God.
Boomstick: And Freddy Krueger, the Nightmare of Elm Street. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!
Wiz: Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skill, to see who would win, a Death Battle!
Sonic.exe[]
Wiz: In the void between dimensions, in absolutely nowhere between space and time, a cataclysm brought on by multiple forms of primordial energy accidentally ramming into each other all at once would be generated, said energy was apparently trying to assemble itself in a creative manner. These factoids all togethercreated a sentient mass of Dark Matter.
Boomstick: And guess what this sentinent mass of dark matter chose as its vessel... I want you to really guess because there is no possible way ANY demi-god would choose their appearence to be Sonic the motherfuckin' hedgehog!
Wiz: None other than Sonic.exe, or X, if we take in count his real name
Boomstick: X copied Sonic's very image and molded his universe for it to take the same appearance of Sonic the Hedgehog's, and after doing so he randomly decided that humans should be his eternal slaves for some reason. He used his powers to find a way into the human world and found his way through an unknown computer programmer. Let me tell ya this is a real skilled programmer, being stated that his skills were said to be near U.S. government levels!
Wiz: With his powers, X influenced him to create a computer game that would serve as a temporary doorway between the human world and him. The disc soonly started being handed down person to person, X gaining access to people's computers every time they inserted the disk into it. After capturing 29 people, Exe's disk then fell into the hands of a boy named Kyle in 2012. Exe managed to snag Kyle's soul very easily despite Kyle's efforts to stop him. In a last ditch effort to put an end to Exe's game, Kyle sent the disk to his friend Tom, believing the destruction of the disk would mean the destruction of X himself, which... ended up not being quite it
Boomstick: Kyle warned Tom in note strictly to NOT play this game, but Tom, as the cliche creepypasta main chracter he is, dismissed Kyle's warning and played the game anyway, falling right into X's trap. X found particular interest in Tom as well, he had a persistent curiousity and an obsessed desire to help others, and X found these traits of Tom's to be astoundingly entertaining. He tormented Tom by using the two traits against the boy, up until Tom was driven to suicide in attempt to escape X, however he still obtained Tom's soul and made him another slave...! Jeez, this story just.. throws around the word "slaves" way too softly-
Wiz: Anyways, digging more into the stories and other content released by the original author, JC The Hyena would be rather complex
Boomstick: And trust me, investigating this guy's Furaffinitty just to find Sonic.exe's scans was NOT enjoyable at all!
Wiz: Sonic.exe's main goal and greatest feat is aiming to merge his universe with ours, saying he will utilize his "Dark Powers" to do so.
Boomstick: You gotta keep this in mind 'cause this is gonna get really hard to believe! X is quite literally made of Dark Matter, he lives of it and uses it to use his powers. He is quite literally made of the same thing that he uses to utilize his powers that are capable of making universe. If you need more proof to know how X's body scales to his powers, then i don't know what'll convince you!
Wiz: His dark energy is also described as his "dark power" and a part of that power was able to fall to the earth, create an explosion and leave a huge X-shaped crater in an event that was compared to a meteorite and that part of his power/dark matter survived that impact, meaning that his dark power exhibits the same amount of power as it does durability. X's body is able to house the same energy that he aims to use to merge his universe with ours without suffering damage.
Boomstick: EVEN when it was stated that his true form is extremely harmful to the touch! ...Which makes sense since... you know, he's dark matter that can be used to merge universes, and well... He has to make a stronger body for his true form since it has been stated that it's the weakest of them all.
Wiz: We'll have to state something, "Dark Power", "Dark Matter" and "Dark energy" are synonyms in JC's canon, since in the biography it's said that X's guardians were created with X's dark matter combined with human emotions, and in Round 2 it's said that the guardians were created with X's power combined with human emotions. Additionally, The fragment of X's essence sent to our world that made the X-Shaped crater was first referred as "Dark Power", and then as "Dark Matter". The creation of new forms/shapeshifting is referred in the biography as something related to its power over reality warping.
Boomstick: So we now have an established tier for our little blue edgelord... Moving on to speed!
Wiz: X was able to send a part of himself to Earth from The Void in order to create the disk "Sonic.exe" and thus begin his murders.
Boomstick: That... dosen't really sound calculable
Wiz: It isn't but if you realy wanna give it a figure.. The distance from the observable edge of the universe to Earth is 4.4e+26 meters. The time it took for it to arrive to earth is is really set for interpretation, but we could use the time from X's birth to the moment where the first murder occurred to get a close approach
Boomstick: According to JC's words, Exe was born on July 25, 2011, the biography says that Exe was born in "mid-2011" which supports this, and his first murder was donOctober 22, 2011, the body was found on October 24, but it's said that the child had been dead for 2 days
Wiz: From July 25 to October 22 there are 89 days, which is 7.69e+6 seconds. Taking in count that Speed = Distance/Time (S = 4.4e+26/7.69e+6), we would get a result of 57217165149544863459.0377113133940182 meters per second, or 190 Billion times faster than light... Again, this is likely much higher since these types of feats aren't exactly calculable, but this could be used for an approach
Boomstick: Surprisingly, for such a powerful, inter-dimensional being, he really doesn't lift, like at all! The only remarkable things we could get from him is his modus operandi, which consists in tearing off his victim's jaws to steal their souls, which is only... Oh, 7.39 Tons of force, that sure is a lot- But not for fictional characters and demi-gods, guys!
Freddy Krueger[]
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Interlude[]
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Death Battle[]
Pre-Fight[]
The night was cold, an unexplainable sense of dread filled the air. Tom decided to push these thoughts behind and just go to sleep, without having any idea of the events about to unfold.
This dream was different, he was inside some kind of old and decayed warehouse. Tom looked around the place, before seeing a pile of boxes starting to move, trembling slightly, before suddenly bursting, the sillouette of a man he did not recognize due to the lighting jumping out of them.
The man raised his hand, slowly waving at tom, revealing a clawed glove he carried, giving away his identity
"Hello, Tom..."
Tom: W-Who-
"Shh... Silence!"
Krueger shouted. Tom slightly blinked at Freddy's shouting, and when he opened his eyes, the man was in front of him.
Tom stumbled to the ground and clumsily tried to get back from him, and suddenly... He vanished into the air.
Tom looked confused until Krueger's voice, coming from a speaker inside the warehouse was heard
"HAHAHA! Oh this is gold... Is your greatest fear really a VIDEOGAME CHARACTER?!"
The camera shows Freddy at the Intercom room, laughing at the idea of the boy's fear being a Sonic recolor, when he heard a voice behind him
"Would you mind telling me what's so funny?"
Freddy looked back and saw the figure of a 3'3 ft tall entity that looked identical to Sonic, with the particularity of having pitch black eyes with glowing red pupils, along with blood streaming from them.
Freddy only smiled and left the microphone in its place as he walked towards the Figure
"Oh and who do you think you are, tough guy?"
He said, hitting with the entity's chest with the back of his ungloved hand.
Before he realized it, the entity had rushed and teared off the arm that Krueger used to hit him. The creature, who was now behind him, looked back with a sly grin
"You were sayin'?"
Freddy Chuckled and regenerated his arm and began to slowly walk around the entity, and with a smile on his face, he said
"What's your name, edgelord?"
"Sonic.exe, X... You can call me GOD..."
The overall corny nature of this line made Krueger stand still for a second, holding back his laughter before he kept walking
"Don't you know how rude it is to talk back to your superiors like that?"
X grinned, twisting his own neck, making it follow Krueger's every direction
"It takes one to know one, pizza-face"
Suddenly, X raises his arm
The camera cuts to Tom, who was walking around the warehouse, when suddenly, the ground beneath him turns into soil. Before he could react, plants with the shape of huge arms dragged him into who-knows-where inside the soil, suffocating him but keeping him alive.
Freddy noticed and was annoyed by this, but overly exaggerated this to furtherly amuse X. He got on his stance and prepared to fight
"Oh i'll teach you manners... Welcome to my world, bitch!"
X did aswell, smirking, getting on a defensive stance and saying
"Try to keep this interesting for me..."
FIGHT![]
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KO![]
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Conclusion[]
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Next Time...[]
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Trivia[]
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Original Death Battle OST[]
