Sombra VS Spy is a What-If? episode of Death Battle by AgentRedhead, featuring Sombra from the Overwatch series and The Spy from the Team Fortress 2 series in a battle between masters of espionage from team-based shooters.
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Interlude[]
Sombra[]
Spy[]
Death Battle[]
(*Cues: Yell Dead Cell - Metal Gear Solid 2 Sons Of Liberty*)
Results[]
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SOMBRA VS SPY! TEAM FORTRESS 2 VS OVERWATCH! HACKER VS SPY! In today's battle, were pitting SOMBRA from overwatch and SPY from tf2 into a death battle! Will sombra prove she's the best stealth character? Or will spy give sombra the slip, and capture a victory for 2ft? LET'S FIND OUT!!!
Interlude[]
Ezra bridger: not all heroes or villains fight up close and personal, some prefer to fight with long distance weapons.
Nathan drake: but were not talking about those snipers today, but instead were talking about the other kind of people: the stealthy characters.
Ezra: And these 2 are the most well know, best dressed, and most famous! Like SPY the French stealth character of 2ft!
Nathan: And SOMBRA The Master hacker of overwatch!
Ezra: he's Nathan and I'm Ezra bridger!
Nathan: And it's our job to find there Armor, weapons, and skills to find out who would win, A DEATH BATTLE!
Sombra[]
E: Olivia colomar Was a normal kid growing up In a world where humans and robots and humans Were in a constant struggle with each other to be victorious over one another.
N: yeah, and when 2 kinds of people are at war with one another, You know there are going to be casualties on each sides, and 2 of said casualties were Olivia's parents, so she became an orphan, And she learned one important lesson.
E: Information is POWER! SO she became a hacker and for a little bit, was very successful, and nobody knew she was even there!
N: Until one day, somebody knew she was there...
E: After that, she had to get biotic implants in her spine! I mean, WHO DOES THAT!?
N: And after that, "The little girl was gone, and sombra was there" And soon sombra pretty much everything that is there to be known.
E: damn, that's... A LOT OF INFORMATION!!!
N: she has multiple weapons, like her Machine pistol, which can hold up to 60 bullets, until needing to be reloaded. She also has her translocator, which is basically a get out of jail card. She also has her... thing that allows her to turn invisible, and her ultimate, her EMP, which can hack all enemies in an area, automatically shutting off any technology in the blast radius.
N: She's done some impressive stuff, like Taking fully grown men down, Managing to get past said fully grown men and Blackmailed Katya Volskaya, One of Russia's most powerful political figure's, And her hacks are powerful enough to stop some heroes and villains ultimate's right in they're tracks!
E: She can also do her infamous hacks. This can shut down any kind of technology, no matter how advanced or sophisticated it is, and it can also shut down any super powes that rely on technology! Which is pretty handy when facing... say, a robot! Plus, she can do it while invisible!
E: But she isn't with out flaws, she is physically weaker then everybody in overwatch, if she bumps into somebody while cloaked, she'll become visible, and will immediately uncloak if hit. Plus, she can be Easily overpowered, since she has no superhuman strength, durability or Endurance.
N: Yet despite those flaws, Sombra is a very good hacker, and not somebody you one to mess with!
"Mess with the best, and die like the rest"
Spy[]
(Note: Carter locke and Leia vernon will be doing this bit.)
C: So... Spy. How do we start with this guy?
L: No idea. He's so mysterious, we don't even know his age! (Note: That's a lie, he's 23 ears old)
C: Sheesh, this guy is way more secretive then Sombra will ever be! Anyway, he has a pretty big arsenal, which consists of a revolver, a knife, a... disguise kit... and a sapper, Ok, why do we always get the weird guys?!
L: Cause were the weird ones in the team?
C: Touché. Anyway, he has multiple different kinds of each of those weapons, like the Ambassador, which can do critical hits on headshots, the (How the hell do you pronounce this?!) L'Etranger, which gives the spy more cloak time, and also gives cloak time back with each shot (But said shots have to hit)
L: He also has different versions of his knives, Such as the Your eternal reward, where teh spy consumes all of his cloak meter when ever he disguises, BUT when ever he backstabs somebody, he auto matically disguises as them, and doesn't waste all of his cloak! He also has a... Iceicle?
C: Spy-cicle. Basically he can back stab somebody with and ICEICLE, Leaving a horrific image. He also has a tiny knife in emergency situations, and a Another knife in his sleev, WHAT IS WITH THIS GUY AND KNIFES!?
L: He's spy, what do you expect, he does the magic satchel trick on a daily basis-
C: Wait, the what?
L: The magic satchel trick. Have you ever seen some cartoon character, like bugs bunny, SpongeBob SquarePants and olive and otto from odd squad reach behind their back and randomly pull something out? Yeah, that's the magic satchel trick, cause it's implying that they're pulling something out from a satchel.
C: Ok, and i admit, There capable of doing something among those lines, since they when ever the player selects a new weapon, the old one they were holding disappears, and the weapon they selected appears, and so on and so forth.
(I mean, it makes sense, since heavy can pull out a shotgun, and his machine gun disappears, into no where, scout can do the same, but with a baseball bat, heavy can change his rocket launcher for a shotgun, ETC.)
L: He's done some pretty cool stuff, like killing his cellmate, Joey murders, with a toothbrush! He can also backstab Robots, with an Iceicle! He can also insta kill men who can tank rockets to the face! And he can also tank the Cow mangler 5000, And when this weapon kills somebody, it disintegrates them! And spy and the rest of the mercs can tank this shot!
C: But he isn't without faults. For instance, Fire and Jarate will make him visible, even when cloaked. And Isn't meant to be up close and personal, but instead sneak behind enemies.
L: yet despite his flaws, Spy is a very dangerous man, and has earned his spot alongside the rest of the tf2 mercs!
"Right behind you"
Pre-death battle[]
N: All right, the combatants are set, so let's end this debate, ONCE AND FOR ALL!
C: This is gonna be fun!
L: Who do think's gonna win? I know how i'm betting!
E: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!!!!!
Death Battle[]
Sombra was bored. Sure, her job was the most important, but still, sitting behind the enemies front wall all day? While she is getting more intelligence, she is also getting more bored and bo-
Suddenly, she got an incoming call, from Katya Volskaya, the Russian woman she blackmailed a couple months ago. What could she want?
So: Sombra here. What is it?
Katya: Sombra, i need your help, there is a spy among my men, and i need your expertise to find him, and eliminate him.
So: hmmm, have you-
Katya: Sombra! We've tried everything, and he's killing all of our men, and we need your help!
So: Alright alright alright, You big baby, i'm on my way.
A COUPLE DAYS LATER ( Hey, getting to Russia takes a while, and she was in America at the time)
Sombra Arrived at the base, only for her to realise something.
It was completely empty.
Sombra was at first confused, but then realised that they must have left the base due to casualties, Katya did say this man was killing everyone.
Sombra was looking around the base, Only to see what looked like a briefcase, so sombra walked forward and picked it up, but suddenly heard a weird sound behind her.
Sombra spins around, only to see somebody appear out of nowhere. Who was he? the spy.
Spy: So it's true. They sent a Woman to do a mans job. That Russia lady is just as stupid as you were to accept this job.
Som: On the contrary. You were stupid to come here! Katya owes me, Big time, and nobody, not even some guy in a cheep suit is going to stop me.
Spy: CHEEP!? That's IT!! You crossed a line! You can say goodbye to your loved ones, (Pulls out ambassador) if you have any.
Som: You know what's ironic? (Pulls out machine pistol) I was going to say the same thing.
FIGHT!
Sombra starts the fight, with throwing her translocator up on top of a giant Pacific rim Robot, and firing her machine pistol at spy, while spy fires back at her with the ambassador, with both spy's managing to dodge each others shots, except for a few shots, but they brush them off.
Sombra decided an "Alternative" Route was necessary, so she turned invisible, which surprised Spy, cause he thought he was the only one who could turn invisible.
Suddenly, more gun shots were heard behind Spy, and apparently Sombra had cloaked behind spy, and began shooting him, so spy decided to turn invisible too, which shocked Sombra, since she would have known if anybody could turn invisible like she could!
So: Como diablos! (What the hell!)
Sp: Surpri-
Spy had appeared behind sombra and had attempted to backstab her, but to his surprise, his Knife ended up getting stuck in her metal spine!
Sp: What the- that's never failed before!
So: yeah? Well guess what? There's a first for everything!
Sombra spun around and scratched spy with her nails, and spy countered by shooting her in the guts with the Ambassador!
Spy raises his gun to Sombra's head and he said: "I'll see you in hell" But right before he could pull the trigger, Sombra teleports away, back to her translocator! (Remember that? She threw that onto the Giant Kaiju robot... THING!)
Spy: Oh please, NOW WHAT?!!
Meanwhile, Sombra was bleeding badly, When she spotted a health pack, and picked It up, healing herself of most injuries.
So: (Happy sigh of relief) Feeling much better. But now than, let's see what i can use... aha!
Sombra quickly noticed the controls of the giant Robot, and using her hacks, quickly hacked the controls, and took control of the mech!
So: He, he. This is where the fun begins!
Meanwhile, back with Spy, who was just expecting something to happen, Was not surprised when he heard something weird, (it sounded like a giant hand moving after standing still after 100 years) And too his surprise, a GIANT HAND came flying outa nowhere, and nearly squashed Spy flat.
Sp: WHAT THE HELL!?!?
Spy dodged a couple more attacks, and suddenly had an idea! The next time he dodged the giant hand, he JUMPED ONTO SAID HAND, and quickly climbed up into The cockpit, and once their, quickly threw a Sapper onto the controls, short circuiting them!
So: What the- Hey!
Before Spy could get away, Sombra activated her hacks, disabling Spy's cloak!
Sp: What the-? That's it!
Spy Jumped at Sombra, punching her in the guts, Sombra quickly punched spy in the face, with spy dodging some more of sombra's attacks, Finally both got Knocked away from each other, but before they could continue, they both heard the controls for the device explode, and they both noticed that the giant robot was going to go boom!
So: Uh oh!
Sp: Oh no!
both sneaky characters quickly attempt to get out of there, but spy managed to get out first, and placed a sapper on the controls, making so that Sombra couldn't get out Either!
But Sombra wasn't giving up that easily, and quickly dashed to the front, and right before it went boom, YEETED her translocator as hard as possible, and managed to get it far away enough, she wasn't going to be hurt.
But, her foot was badly burned by the flames, and she had a majorly rough landing, but was alive none the less.
She got up, to see a surprised spy looking at her.
Sp: What the heck? How did you survive?
So: I have no idea!
Spy Jumped at Sombra and attempted to stab her with the Big earner, but she managed to dodge and kick spy in the face, and managed to rapidly punch him in the face with her fists, and quickly grabbed her Pistol, and knocked him to the ground by sweeping his legs, and rapid fire shot his face, until he was well and truly dead.
Sombra: No te metas conmigo (Don't mess with me)
Sombra noticed the intelligence, and walked over to pick it up, when she heard a weird sound behind her, and looked behind her...
To her complete and utter shock, Spy was standing there, with no bullets in his face, and looking at her, with a smug look on his face.
Sombra: What... how... your...?
Spy: Alive? Yes i am, cause you see: Your not the only one with cheep tricks up your sleeves.
Sombra was so shocked, she didn't notice Spy pull out the ambassador and fire it at both of her arms, forcing her to drop her smg.
Sombra attempted to run away by cloaking, but Spy Knew she would do that, and managed to her her flat in the back with another shot.
Sombra, weakened and bruised, attempted to Hack spy, Only to get shot in the guts. She then turned around in a last desperate attempt to escape, Only for spy to use the Spy-cicle, and stabbed her in the back of her throat, (Not in the spine) Killing her instantly!
Spy: what a disappointment, you got your blood on my suit.
Spy walked over to the Intel and picked it up, and heard Snipers caravan coming, so he began to walk to it, before he turned around to Sombra's dead body and said:
"I'll see you in hell"
KO!
Results[]
Ezra: YES! Fecking hell yes! Spy Won!
Nathan : Indeed he did, so let's explain why he did.
Carter: But now then, This wasn't a shit stomp, cause Sombra held some advantages, Like Speed! She could move much faster than spy while cloaked.
Leila: And She also has Reaction Speed, due to the fact she dodged Zarya's Lasers!
Ezra: And logically, She had more advanced technology, due to her hacks and her ultimate.
Nathan: But Spy had the other advantages, Like strength, Since... He can backstab robots, and KILL THEM, IN A SINGLE HIT.
Carter: Durability is hard to say, but we gave it to spy, since he can tank The Soldiers cow mangler 5000, Since that can disintegrate people!
Leila: Experience was another hard one, Since, Surprisingly, Sombra is Older than spy!
Ezra: Yeah, She's 30, while Spy is only 23, So Experience would go to Sombra right? WRONG!
Nathan: It may surprise people, But tf2 has been around MUCH Longer than Overwatch, Since tf2 came around in 2007. While Overwatch came around in 2016. There for By the time Overwatch came around, would be 32!
Carter: arsenal was also a no Brainer, Since Spy in total has either 14 or 15 weapons, while Sombra Only has her Hacks, Smg and her translocator.
Leila: Speaking of her hacks, she could have actually pulled out a victory with her hacks, but it wasn't going to happen anytime soon. Why? Simple! cause:
1: Her hacks can be interrupted by simply shooting her, and due to the fact that Spy quite literally has her outgunned, she wouldn't get more than 2.
2: Her hacks only last 8 seconds, so she only had 8 seconds to effectively take him down.
Ezra: So in the End, Spy just had the Greater strength, Durability, Experience, arsenal, versatility And unpredictability to take down Sombra.
N: Sombra Tried to hack her victory, But was back stabbed by Spy, And Spy Captured a victory for TF2!
Everyone: The winner, is SPY!