Slenderman vs Bowser

"We are the bane of your "goodness", the crushers of hope, and the abuser of dreams! We are villains!"

Slenderman vs Bowser!

Introduction[]

[Cue: https://youtu.be/I7w-_F_VgMY]

Carl: Every "good" guy needs a yin to counter their yang, someone to keep them in check.

Yazo: And these two are the epitome of yin.

Carl: Slenderman, the Operator of murder.

Yazo: And Bowser, the original villain. He's Carl and I'm Yazo.

Carl: And it's our job to analyze their armor, weapons, and skills to find out who would win, a Death Battle!

Death Battle will make a nice proxy for Slenderman![]

[Cue: https://youtu.be/N7wM6J6sKUs]

Carl: Fear to you is something that, well, scares you, acting as more of an annoyance. But to others, it's a fuel source. Such is the case for Slenderman.

Yazo: That was a rather epic intro for a tall dude who stalks people.

Carl: Well, yeah, he does stalk his victims for several days before killing them, but Slenderman is no one to scoff at.

Yazo: And his backstory is a doozy! While his kid life was unknown, he married a woman and they had a child, until a curse struck and transformed him into Slenderman-

Carl: That isn't Slenderman's backstory!

Yazo: What? Of course it is!

Carl: *sigh* Yazo, that's a story that Crypt TV made for a different series called Slendrina, which uses the character Slenderman in it.

Yazo: Oh.

Carl: It's ok. Slenderman has no true backstory, some say he's been around since the dawn of time, some say that he comes from a differnt dimension with a goal to mix the dimensions, it's tricky. But one thing that's assured, Slenderman is someone you don't want to mess with.

Yazo: Oh, yeah. Slenderman has tons of abiltities from his different appearances in games. Such as the Paranoia Fuel (Which can raise somone's fear), the Slender Sickness (Gives a victim nausea), Slender Stare (Kills humans and octopuses pretending to be human), and his tendrils (Sharp tentacles that come out of his back).

Powers and Abilities[]

Paranoia Fuel[]

Can make those around him feel paranoid
Doesn't work on everyone

Teleportation[]

Can be used instantly
Can also teleport others
In addition, Slenderman can move himself and others through time

Slender Stare[]

Instant kill
- No way to avoid it
- Used in tandem with teleportation

Tendrils[]

Appendages that come out of his shoulder
Can have hands on them
Stated to be capable of cracking space and time

Slender Sickness[]

A terrible illness given to those near Slenderman.
Causes nausea, hallucinations, and internal bleeding.

Aura[]

Induces various effects on others around him, like corruption, sleeplessness and the effects of contaminants
Can be manually turned on and off
Can also be used to apply the Slender Sickness
Causes electronic and video disturbance just with mere presence.

Other Powers[]

Pyrokinesis
Energy Shots
Electricity Manipulation
Umbrakinesis
Telepathy
Size Shifting
Shapeshifting
Can impersonate others
Weather Control
Mind Control
Emotional Manipulation
Memory wiping
Can make it day when it's night and vice versa
Technopathy
Can turn his suit into armour
Can allow others to live despite old age, disease or mortal injury
Selective Visibility (can choose who can see him and who can't)
- Can turn invisible to everyone
Can change how others perceive time
Can cause earthquakes and/or seismic waves by various means
Can make others suffer custom hallucinations
Aquakenisis
Virokinesis
Resurrection
Possession
Near-omniscience
Quite possibly a Tulpa, meaning he gains abilities based on what is commonly believed about him.
The "Man in the Suit" form is not his true form; his true form is speculated to be incomprehensible.
Near-omnipotence

Carl: Thanks to being around for 11,000 years, you can imagine that Slenderman has done some impressive feats.

Feats[]

Has killed countless wanderers through the Slender Woods
Has his own video game series
Killed a man who almost outsmarted him
Gained memetic popularity
During a small fight with Evan, Slenderman easily won against and heavily injured his opponent when holding back
The driving force of many events across history.
Directly caused the Dimensional Bleeding, an event that distorts, rifts, leeches on and damages the spacetime of various universes.
- Was also seemingly unaffected by this event.
Created various parallel universes and a "mirror world".
In the Middle Ages, overpowered a trained knight in sword fighting using his tendrils... no, really.
Fought off Sonic.exe and Ben Drowned
Can reshape fears in the Fear Mythos, which are platonic concepts.
Is theorized to be everywhere until locked in by sight
Fought Zalgo who was superior to The Shredder Monkey. The Shredder Monkey was going to destroy the entire Creepypasta multiverse which has been stated to run on a string theory which supports the multiverse being 11th dimension and infinite layered structures such as Hell and The Library.

Carl: Of course, Slender has weaknesses, like the fact that he lacks physical attacks, other than tendrills. And also, is locked in place when viewed through a mirror, though I am a bit iffy if that's really a weakness, and more an annoyance for him.

Yazo: But Slenderman is the stalker, that for some reason people are fine with.

“Slenderman is looking at you.”

Bowser prepares for the Grand Finale in Death Battle![]

[Cue: https://youtu.be/P_hpUfIRGFk]

Carl: King Koopa, also known as Bowser, was raised on Yoshi's Island by a wizard named Kamek. Bowser was born as one of the 7 star children, but unlike the other 6 children, Bowser took a life of corrupted villainy.

Yazo: And once Bowser grew up and became king, he made it his goal to kidnap and marry another star child, Princess Peach, which two other star kids weren't letting that happen, thus creating the greatest rivalry in gaming...somehow.

Carl: Thanks to being around since 1983, you can imagine the huge arsenal that this Koopa King has acquired.

Natural Abilities[]

Super strength
- Threw a massive metal ball heavy enough to damage a castle.
- Superior to Donkey Kong, who punched the moon down to the ground
Super durability
- Immune to Mario's basic jumps in most games
- Survived getting crushed by his own castle
- In his smallest form; Bowser can survive 19 of Mario's fireballs; each individual fireball is powerful enough to instantly kill a normal koopa.
Pryokinesis
- Fire Stream
- Fire Balls
  - Fire Balls can become lava puddles when they hit the ground
  - Can travel long distances without being affected by gravity
  - Blue homing Fire Balls
  - Giant pink Fire Balls
  - Can create columns of fire when they hit the ground
- Fire clouds
- Fiery Rain
- Flame Rings
- Fire still works underwater
- Can create a boomerang out of fire (Mario Party 4)
Vacuum
- Sucks anything light enough into his body like Lakitus and Shy Guys (He has inhaled heavier things such as Mario though)
Black Magic
- Terrorize
  - Summons a big Boo to attack enemies & induce Fear.
- Poison Gas
  - Summons Mokura to poison all enemies.
- Crusher
  - Summons a column of Earth to attack one enemy.
- Bowser Crush
  - Summons a giant Mechakoopa to stomp on enemies.
- Teleportation
- Shapeshifting
  - Can change his shape
  - Can surround himself in stone
  - Can transform others
    - Can turn opponents into inanimate objects.
      - Or frogs.
    - Can turn minions into clones of himself.
Whirling Fortress
- Spins in his shell.
- Can be used in the air to gain height.
Bowser Bomb
- Slams the ground with his bottom.
Koopa Klaw
- Grabs the opponent & starts biting them.
Flying Slam
- Grabs the opponent, flips into the air, & crushes them.
Shoulder Charge
Spike shoot
- Shoots out spikes from his shell that immediately grow back
Body Slam
- Bowser jumps high up into the air and slams down, creating a shock wave
- Any person on the ground that is hit by the shock wave will be temporarily paralyzed
- Body Slam can also cause stone Bowser heads to fall from the sky
Electrokinesis
- Can be used to summon Mechakoopas (Mario Party 5)
Dark Star Spin (SMG)
Gravity manipulation (SMG)
Can roll up into his shell, becoming a giant spike ball.
Sliding Haymaker: A sliding punch that's stronger than Bowser's regular punch.
Can summon Bullet Bills to hit the opponent.

Weaponry[]

Throwing Hammers
- Some hammers are giant.
Handheld Hammer
Barrels (3D Land)
Heal Shell
Safety Ring
Yoshi's Safari Armor
- Gives Bowser projectile attacks.
Hurley Gloves
Spiked Link
Drill Claw
Spiky metal bat
- Breath Swing: Breathes fire at a projectile before hitting it with his bat, sending it & 3 fireballs in the direction he hit.
Soccer Ball Bombs (3D World)
Spiked Balls
Koopa Shells
Bowser Shell
Flame Boomerangs (Mario Party 4)
Bullet Bill
Magic Spell Book
Minimizer (Mario Party DS)
Stone Staff
Pirate Sword (Mario Party 2)
Mechakoopas
A potion that turns him giant (Mario Party 5)
Megamorph Belt
- Turns him into Blockhead Bowser
Tennis Racket
- Fire Breath: Lights a tennis ball (or other projectiles) on fire before hitting it with his racket.
- Spinning Shell Dash: Spins in his shell to hit a projectile with his racket.
Golf Club
Dark Cannon(Smash Bros.)
- Turns opponents into trophies.
Vibe Scepter (Super Princess Peach)
- Can control emotions
Soccer Gear
- Long metal claws
- Shell armor

Power-Ups[]

Mega Mushroom
- Turns Bowser giant for a short time.
Cat Bell
- Turns him into Meowser
Double Cherry
- Creates another Bowser
- He can use four to create a max of 5 Bowsers

Yazo: Bowser has quite the resume, and Carl's gonna talk about two of his feats.

Carl: Yes, Bowser has seen lifting castles, and via scaling to Mario, these castles should be around 10,000 tons, but there might be something even superior to that. Bowser has been seen to be stronger than Donkey Kong, who punched the moon down. Which probably exceeds 3000 megatons of TNT.

Strength[]

Managed to lift his own castle after being crushed by it.
Pulled an entire island to shore with just a simple rope.
Is strong enough as Big Bowser to pull himself out of a black hole.
Managed to catch a cannonball several times bigger than himself and throw it back where it came from.
Forced a massive drill machine through massive amounts of dirt and rock.
Overpowered the combined strength of his mions while pushing a gaint statue against them.
Almost stopped a moving train, and the only reason he failed was because he tripped on a rock.
Can busts through walls with his claws.
Punches hard enough to have the floor underneath collapse.

Speed[]

He's managed to keep up with Mario in the final boss of Super Mario 3D Land, and nearly catching up with him.
Is capable of running faster than Mario as shown in Super Mario 64.
Outran lions.

Durability[]

In Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story and New Super Mario Bros Wii, he was crushed by his own castle.
Pulled through and fought through Dark Bowser's dark wave.
Has been dropped into lava numerous times and survived.
Survived falling into the sun.
Has survived falling into several black holes.
Shakes off brief contact of a stillborn star.
Gets tossed into spiked balls that explodes violently.
Survived being in the middle of an explosion of his castle and landed in to the sea.
Narrowly survived the destruction of the universe.

Yazo: Of course, he has weaknesses, like his bad planning skills, and his temper, but even with that, this is a mutant turtle that even puts Slash the tortoise to shame.

"GWAHAHA! Great dark hurricane! Seriously, perfect backdrop for an awesome final battle! You really sweat the details! Listen up! You're saying the kingdom will vanish? NOT TODAY! THIS KINGDOM IS ALL MINE! SO YOU VANISH!"

Pre-Death Battle![]

Carl: Alright, the combatants are set, and we've run the data through all possibilities. Let's end this debate once and for all!

Yazo: And right now, it's time for a DEEAATTHH BAATTLLEE!

Death Battle![]

[Cue: https://youtu.be/bu59Fv_PD3w]

Goombario ran. He wasn't quite too sure what was chasing him, since he didn't have enough time to Tattle on it, but he knew that it was chasing him.

The hat-wearing Goomba spied Bowser's castle in the distance, and figuring that he had no other place to go. The gates opened, as a group of Bowser's soldiers walked in, and Goombario saw a chance, and sneaked in, managing to get into the throne room, where Bowser sat on his throne. Goombario hid behind a pillar.

Suddenly, he heard static behind him. He had worried so much about hiding in the castle, that he had forgotten about the thing chasing him.

A tendril launched Goombario across the room, making his presence clear. Everyone looks at Goombario, and then Slenderman, who teleported to Goombario, and impaled him with a tentacle. Slenderman turns his head at the rest of the enemies in the room, and then the screen turns to static.
All the enemies disappeared, except Bowser, who had turned when Slenderman looked. Bowser turned back.

"You think you can intrude into my castle, and destroy my army without conequence? Showtime!" Bowser yells, as he gets up from his throne, and gets into a combat pose. Slenderman readies his tendrils.

FIGHT![]

[Cue: https://youtu.be/nEuXiJ-d2YM]

Bowser shoots a stream of flames at Slenderman, who creates a pillar of rock from the ground to block it. Bowser stops his stream of fire, and dashes towards the pillar, and runs right through it, and slamming into Slenderman.

Slenderman shoots purple beams from his tendrils, and Bowser starts dodging them, until eventually going into his shell and spinning at high speeds, causing the beams to be deflected. Bowser then launches himself at Slenderman, who puts all of the beams into one giant one. The energy causes Bowser to stop moving.

The camera goes to outside, viewing the castle, and then a large explosion engulfs it, causing rubble to fly everywhere. It cuts back to Bowser, who was still in his shell, but not spinning. Bowser gets out of his shell.

"Nice try, punk! No one can step up to the Koopa King!" Bowser says, before laughing to himself. Suddenly, Bowser heard a voice in his head.

"Is that so?" The voice said. Bowser turns around, to see Slenderman there. Slenderman raises his arm, and shadow versions of Mario, Princess Peach, Luigi, and Toad appear.

Bowser gains a shocked expression, but quickly recovers, as Shadow Toad runs at him. Bowser grabs Shadow Toads, and slams him into the ground, before spraying him with fire, causing Shadow Toad to melt.

Shadow Peach floated above Bowser, delivering kicks from above. Bowser swipes at her, but she floats out of the way. Shadow Peach takes out a tennis racket, lands on the ground, and launches Bowser away from her, then Shadow Luigi uses a hammer to launch Bowser back at Shadow Peach.

While flying through the air, Bowser takes out a super bell and transforms into Meowser, who then scratches Shadow Peach, causing her to disappear. Meowser then shoots a fire ball at Shadow Luigi, who then melts. Shadow Mario jumps on Meowser's head, and then groundpounds, causing Meowser to lose the powerup. Shadow Mario was about to jump on Bowser again, but Bowser goes into his shell and starts spinning. causing Shadow Mario to be shredded into several pieces, and those pieces disappearing moments later.

Bowser gets out of his shell and looks at Slenderman, who had simply stood there during the whole battle, seemingly studying Bowser's movements.

"HA! Your fake versions of those guys are dead, chump! Whatcha gonna do now?" Bowser says, mockingly. Slenderman disappears. Bowser looks around, cautiously.

Slenderman appears behind Bowser, who turns around and tries to punch Slenderman, only to find it blocked by a tendril. Slenderman simply starts staring at Bowser, who then punches Slenderman in the face, sending the stalker flying.

Bowser then holds up a Mega Mushroom, turning him twice his original size. Bowser then jumps, landing next to the killer. Bowser tries to stomp on Slenderman, who teleports out of the way before it hits him. Bowser turns around to see Slenderman. Bowser punches, but Slenderman counters with a tendril, which knocks both of the back.

Bowser retreats into his shell and starts spinning, as Slenderman's tendrils surround him. They both fly at each other, each of them stopping in their tracks as reality around them breaks like glass, which is replaced by a white void.

Flashes appear around the two villains. Dark Peasant ripping Dark Lord to pieces, Bonnie trapping Dan Hibiki in a Fazbear suit, SCP 096 leaving Juggernaut's unconcious body, Pery Jackson's sword impaling Deku as he falls to the bottom of the ocean, the Player behind Undertale hanging himself as Glitchtrap laughs, Springtrap and Scrap Baby's remains burning as Michael Afton walks away, Slenderman dropping Octodad's dead body, Zardy slitting Baldi's throat, Karlson decapitating Hank with Thor's Hammer, Imposter biting off Agent 47's head, Micheal Afton snapping Makoto Naegi's neck, Super Boxer destroying Little Mac's internal organs, Mr. Ninja being blown up with a Rocket Launcher manned by Mr. Bullet, White Face deleting Monika, Steve lying dead in the crater as Super Peasant starts falling over, Godzilla beaming through Groudon's head, ZMP bleeding out to death as SJSMP gets up, Turbo Mecha Sonic being frozen by GrayStillPlays, and finally, Mileena's heart stopping due to seeing Mimikyu's true form.

And then...it all stopped.

Slenderman remained in a white void, nothing was left of his foe. He turned, as a being colored white floated there.

K.O!!!

"Congratulations, you won." The being said. "You're free to go." He says again. Slenderman disappears.

The being chuckled a bit, before looking at the camera.

"It's time...for Season 2!." FNAFpro52 says.

Results[]

Yazo: That was our best match to date!

Carl: Bowser may have had a strength advantage, but Slenderman had what he needed to put the Koopa King down.

Yazo: Let's start with the obvious, even if Bowser did have a speed advantage, teleporting kinda negates that.

Carl: Slenderman had an edge in intelligence, experience, hax, mainly through his several abilities, his 11,000 years of being around, and having almost limitless knowledge.

Yazo: Remember that strength advantage we mentioned earlier? Well, Bowser may be more physically stronger, but when it came to sheer power? Slenderman had that, thanks to his plethora of powers.

Carl: When it came to durability, Slenderman could take hits from Zalgo, who is superior to Shredder Monkey, who was going to destroy the entire Creepypasta Multiverse. Bowser was one of the seven star children for good reason, but Slenderman was faster, more durable, smarter, more experienced, and having more hax.

Yazo: Slenderman just deleted the king of the koopas like a computer "Bowser!"

Carl: The winner is Slenderman

Soundtrack Concept[]

The soundtrack would be called "The Grand Arrival Of Villains."

The cover would show a tree with a piece of paper on it. On the paper shows a scribbled sketch of Bowser falling into lava, with the word "NO" around him.

The music would be slow and creepy during the beginning, with it getting even more intense as the castle explodes, with the music slowly start to slow down as the two shatter reality. You could also hear bits and pieces of music from Bower's Inside Story and Slender: The Arrival.