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| Season 3, Episode 4 | |
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| Air date | 12/9/22 |
| Written by | Sharkboy |
| Directed by | Sharkboy |
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Slenderman vs. Enderman is a what-if? episode of Death Battle.
Description[]
Slenderverse vs. Minecraft, two tall figures in black fight to the death.
Interlude[]
Wiz: Slenderman, Creepypasta's lanky, blank face monster.
Boomstick: The Enderman, Minecraft's, lanky screeching monster.
Wiz: Chances are when you think of early 2010 stalking monsters of the internet, none get more recognizable as these two.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And today we'll look at their Armor, Stats, and Skills to find out Who Would Win a Death Battle.
Slenderman[]
Wiz: Isn't it interesting, how one simple moment in time can cause such a big chain of events.
Boomstick: Well that's probably something Victor Surge never thought of when he created and posted an image of a lanky blank face man onto the Something awful forums. A creature soon to be called The Slenderman.
Wiz: And this would be the beginning of one of the biggest internet creations ever, Slenderman. Now before we begin, for this matchup we'll be looking at the original Victor Surge creation and will be sticking close to it as we can.
Boomstick: Since Creepypasta is some of the biggest and most confusing shit in the world please be understanding.
Wiz: Like we said anything Victor Surge has said or made will be included along with stuff that is closely connected to the Slenderman story like the 2018 Sony Movie, Marble Hornets, Slender: The Arrival, and any other forms of media that don't stray too far from where Slendy originally began.
Boomstick: Now through multiple different interactions and tellings there have been a few things that are consistent with one being the disappearance of people, namely children.
Wiz: No one had any clue as to what was happening with these disappearances until a photo was taken where the fourteen children in it would disappear, but that wasn't the only weird thing, a tall and lanky figure hiding behind a tree. This was what would soon be known as The Slenderman.
Boomstick: Good old Slendy has said to have been around since the 1600th century but these are hard to link to the original source.
Wiz: Even still Slendy has been around possibly since the '80s and even earlier and has more up his sleeve.
Boomstick: More like sleeves because he has tentacles the number of which usually varies along with their power. From either being able to simply rip up 20-ton trees or pierce the fabric of reality, they are told to be able to do a lot.
Wiz: Slenderman also seems to have a sort of presence of disaster, wherever he goes chaos and tragedy seem to follow. Like how in the original Surge post a library seemed to burn down one week after a picture was taken with Slenderman in the background.
Boomstick: It's also been said that Slenderman can light entire forests on fire which is kinda odd because forests and woods are his entire hunting ground for luring children for his proxies.
Wiz: Ah yes one of the most popular telling of Slenderman, his proxies, and his abilities to drive a person insane. No matter what version is talked about one thing is always warned about, never look at the blank face for if you do, the Slender Sickness will take a hold of you and drive you insane.
Boomstick: Hell you don't even need to look at Slendy's face, being within a certain range of him is enough to drive you insane. But it's not just people that can be affected, stuff like electronics can simply be glitched and ruined whenever near him.
Wiz: Running away is also hardly an option, even if you aren't affected by the Slender sickness he's still capable of teleporting instantly, and some sayings that he is as fast as a bullet.
Boomstick: He can also seem to use and create fire and even change his size.
Boomstick: There are also claims that Slenderman can create fire and even change his size. He also seems to be unkillable or at least has some sort of healing factor that allows him to heal.
Wiz: He can turn into trees and even turn or trap people into trees.
Boomstick: Despite barely moving and being pretty lanky, Slendy's pretty strong, whether or not his tendrils can pierce entire holes in dimensions he can still rip up trees from the ground.
Wiz: Trees that could range from 20 tons to 1 Million Tons. He can also light up an entire forest which at a minimum is around 1 million Acres.
Boomstick: Being able to dodge bullets can also range from 1,800 miles per hour to 2,050 miles per hour.
Wiz: Slenderman was able to teleport Noah and all his friends through time and could even teleport through it himself.
Boomstick: With him being able to teleport through time you'd think he'd use his speed more instead of just standing there.
Wiz: But outside of the original source and creation of Slenderman, there really isn't much you can do against him. Sure you could look at him through a mirror which will cause him to stay still and not move, but outside of that there truly is no way of getting rid of The Slenderman.
Enderman[]
Boomstick: How do you begin to explain the world of Minecraft? A world where an ancient civilization of people who fled from a world conquering threat and ended up trapped in a world called the end. Having no way to survive the men feasted on what edibles they could find and we're turned into black and purple monsters.
Wiz: Nice theory. Now despite what Game Theory talks about in theory, all we really know of the mythical beasts from the end called Enderman is that-.
Boomstick: Is that they really hate being looked at in the face, like kill you instantly hate you.
Wiz: Despite their lanky appearance, Enderman can easily lift up entire chunks of dirt from the ground. It also doesn't just stay at dirt though.
Boomstick: They can Teleport to get the jump on you or simply run at incredible speeds.
Wiz: Endermen are also tough enough to take strikes from Steve. Steve who can effortlessly hold up an entire inventory of gold.
Boomstick: They could also match plenty of other monsters like Zombies which can break down doors, are pretty much invulnerable to weapons like Arrows, and can take blows from the Creepers which when exploding leave a small crater in their place.
Wiz: Given the usual explosion radiance it seems the blasts could output a whole 3 Tons of TNT. There's also the whole Charged Creeper which is even more stronger with an explosion output of 20 Tons of TNT.
Boomstick: Now that one can be a little bit dubious but Endermen can still match Zombies, Skeletons, Blazes, Zombie Pigmen, and other monsters.
Wiz: We could also make some argument of Endermen matching stuff like the Ender Dragon which outputs enough energy to destroy a Town, and even the Wither which in some cases can obliterate Mountains.
Boomstick: But these are even more dubious than the Charged Creeper. Endermen also have a pretty big weakness, Water, they hate it.
Wiz: But out of all the other Monsters that roam the world in Minexraft the Enderman might just be one of the most deadliest.
Intermission[]
Wiz: Alright the combatants are set and we've ran the data through all the possibilities.
Boomstick: It's time for a Death Battle!!!!
Pre-Fight[]
Ripped bodies were strewn every where, limbs hanging from trees, blood splattering onto nearby trees, and another scream as the person was split in half and tossed aside by a lanky white and black suit wearing man, The Slenderman.
Looking up from his kill only to spot another person, just standing still not moving an inch. Teleporting instantly and appearing behind the man before ripping the tendrills through his body, the man lets out a surprised scream before going limp. Dropping the body, The Slenderman looks up and spots why the man wasn't moving. Another tall and lanky figure, but this one purely black with spots of purple appearing around it. Looking up and spotting the creature, staring it dead in the face.
The Monster lets out a scream and slams the Slenderman across the face and right into a tree behind it.
Fight[]
The Monster known as The Enderman doesn't let up and continues to pummel The Slenderman with a bunch of strikes and blows. However, after a while The Slenderman can get it's bearing and teleport behind it before slamming its tendrils against the Enderman and causing it to topple to the ground, one of the tendrils attempts to wrap around the Enderman's leg but it teleports away in time.
Appearing right behind Slenderman, the mob goes for another punch but a tendril blocks its blow. It throws a series of attempted punches but tendrils continue to block the blows before Slenderman simply teleports away.
Left behind the mob is confused before a flash of fire strikes the area and the entire forest they're in is lit up into flames. Trees crash down around the Enderman and it attempts to teleport away but as it does a tree slams against it pinning it to the ground.
All the Slenderman does from a far is watch as the forest burns. As it turns to leave, the Enderman appears out of nowhere and latches onto Slenderman's back and bites onto its shoulder. Slenderman, in an act of annoyance grabs the mob with its tendrils and slams it into the ground before slamming in into multiple different trees nearby before finishing it off with a blast of fire and an explosion.
The Enderman only appears behind Slenderman in time to uppercut and grab a chunk of dirt and slam it into Slenderman's chest, to counter this a tendril is wrapped around a tree and ripped into the air before being slammed against the Enderman's body. It keeps the pace up by using its tendrils to grab multiple different nearby objects but the Enderman is able to avoid many of them by teleporting away.
It takes a fast charge and attacks Slenderman again who sends multiple different tendrils at it. It teleports around some and even bites some others before tearing the tendrils from Slenderman's back. Its able to keep up the assault by ripping, tearing, and avoiding the tendrils until its right against the Slenderman and bites against Slenderman's chest. In a quick act it rips up and tears off flesh from the Slenderman. The mob uses is long limbs and mouth to tear apart the Slenderman, ripping a bigger whole in its chest and even ripping off the arms that come up to shove it away.
Soon all thats left of the Enderman's massacure is a bloddied hole in the Slenderman's chest along with torn up arms, tendrils, and flesh.
Seeing it's opponent dead the Enderman can only stand up and finally calm down. Looking up the mob simply begins walking off into the distance before its completely surrounded in darkness.
It smacks its arms against the darkness but can't break out so it simply teleports out to see the Slenderman who began slowly healing.
An attempted look of annoyance seems to come across the Slenderman's face. In a seem of rage as the Enderman charges, Slenderman teleports and teleports all around the Enderman confusing it and being able to strike behind it sending a tendril through its chest and pinning it against a tree. The Enderman goes to teleport away but as it does, its arm is torn off from it ripping away from the tree.
The mob lets out a shriek of pain as its arm is slowly asorbed into the tree. The mob has no time to act and the Slenderman takcles it and once again pins it against another tree. The tree and Enderman are then lit on fire and it wails from the pain and burn.
The wail and scream slowly die out as its absorbed into the tree and soon the pretty loud forest is once again filled with silence and the Slenderman tears the tree up from its roots, turns it on its side and splits it in half. Dropping it before teleporting away.
Conclusion[]
Boomstick: Wiz, I don't think the Enderman's gonna teleport back from something like that.
Wiz: This was.....nothing for a monster like the Slenderman. The Enderman just didn't have anything to match against something like the Slenderman, whatever an Enderman had, Slenderman had better.
Boomstick: That's its teleportation and even then we know Slendy's was far better, being able to teleport through time and something an Enderman was never gonna do. There was also the fact that the Slenderman had simply everything, yeah sure an Enderman could lift an entire cub of dirt and match mobs like Zombies and Creepers who can output energy of 20 Tons but the Slenderman was able to lite a whole forest on fire.
Wiz: Given that an average forest is about 1,000,000 Acres, the energy required would be about 1 Gigaton, way bigger than anything the Enderman could scale to.
Boomstick: Hell even if we did scale the Enderman to something like the Ender Dragon and the Wither which could destroy a mountain, that would put them on the same level, right?
Wiz: Even if we did give very iffy and dubious scaling to the Wither, the Slenderman's tendrils have been said to be capable of piercing dimensions and one hit from one of the things would be enough to kill the Enderman.
Boomstick: The Enderman wasn't even fast enough to be able to avoid them considering the Slenderman was able to match bullets something the Enderman could never match.
Wiz: Simply put it the Enderman had, nothing against the Slenderman, whether it was Strength, Durability, Speed, Power, or a more rounded Arsenal, Slenderman was simply better.
Boomstick: Yeah the Enderman had a Slender chance and finally met its ENDer, Man.
Wiz: The winner is The Slenderman.
Trivia[]
- Connections:
- Early 2010 lanky, teleporting, and tall figures.
- Both would have a central theme of not being able to look at their face. (Looking at Slenderman's face caused the Slender sickness and looking at the Enderman's face made it attack you)
- Both of their names sound and look alike.
- Both are usually seen in two colors (Black and White and Black and Purple) with both being in black.