Shiraori VS Hajime

Shiraori VS Hajime is a fan-made Death Battle featuring Shiraori from So I'm a Spider, So What? and Hajime Nagumo from Arifureta: From Commonplace to World's Strongest.

Description

Suddenly sent to another worlds, many are now destined to prosper in their new homes. But some were doomed to trail behind and play no part in the bright future. Two of those unfortunate are Hiro Wakaba and Hajime Nagumo. But with the will to survive, they escaped from the dark, abandoned pits, forged their own destiny, and destroyed all in their way. Which weakling turned powerhouse will claim the title of the strongest? Will the White Weaver or the Peerless Incompetent meet each other's match?

Intro

Boomstick: The isekai genre, people teleporting to other worlds to gain awesome powers and become almighty heroes. Every weeb's dream.

Wiz: Their lives would forever change for the better. Now with fame, glory, power, and hopefully humility, they will hold up their new status for the sake of all in their new home.

Boomstick: Buuuuuut not everyone who ended up there were so lucky.

Wiz: Like Shiraori, the White Weaver.

Boomstick: And Hajime Nagumo, the Peerless Incompetent.

Wiz: Receiving the shortest end of the stick, these two were doomed to have no bright future ahead of them.

Boomstick: Mostly because the others are the "big heroes" with everything handed to them on a silver platter, getting the longest sticks of the bunch. Typical "destiny" or "chosen one" bullshit or whatever.

Wiz: But with the willpower to survive at all costs, even their screws, they escaped the depths of hell, grew stronger through their bloody path, and became forces to be reckoned with, sheading their past selves.

Boomstick: Haha! Surprise, lucky sons of bitches! From zero to anti-hero, stronger than ever! Your entitlement means nothing!

Wiz: But right now, it's time to find out which of these rebirthed powerhouses will claim the title of the strongest.

Boomstick: Which rock bottom prey turned apex predator will climb up to the very top of the food chain?

Wiz: I'm Wizard.

Boomstick: And I'm Boomstick.

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.

Shiraori thinks therefore she is in Death Battle

Popup: There are four different media of So I'm a Spider, from web novels to the anime. While there are some differences, they don't have anything that contradicts too much of each other, so we're taking all of them to account.

Wiz: Somewhere on another planet, filled with life and magic, the brave, mighty Hero goes to war with the all powerful Demon Lord.

Boomstick: Pshh, that's not original.

Wiz: The two beings were destined to clash. As they battled, demons, humans, dragons, many others joined the fight, plaguing the world in years and years of warfare.

Boomstick: And while their at each other like angry chickens on steroids in a cockfight or my sister and her junkie friends on P.C.P. in a bar fight, a worldwide apocalypses was upon them. (Sarcasm) Oh yeah, keep going at it while it's almost the end of the world.

Wiz: It also didn't help when the Demon Lord and Hero's full powers collided and somehow made it worst. But in their clash, there was a twist.

Boomstick: Well what do you know? That somehow accidentally killed a certain classroom in Japan. How the hell does that work? You're just minding you're own business and then something from a whole different world suddenly put out your lights. That's actually quite horrifying.

Wiz: The explosion from both beings not only killed the entire class, teacher included, but they somehow reincarnated into the new world. The souls of the passed were transported there, living their new lives for better or worse, and one of them is a pretty high school girl with social issues. This is Hiro Wakaba.

Background

Real name: Hiro Wakaba

• Nee: D

Age: 15 years (soul: 16 years)

Race: Arachne (formerly), Goddess

A.K.A. Kumoko, White, Queen of the Class, Nightmare of the Labyrinth, Divine Beast (mistakenly)

Occupations: 10th Demon Army Commander, Administrator

Motto: "I think therefore I am"

Likes video games, light novels, writing, food, Ariel

Hates socializing, wasting food, Hugo, D

Technically Ariel's granddaughter

Has 3rd largest breasts of the reincarnated

Cannot hold her liquor

Boomstick: Hiro here is your usual social outcast. You know, stuff like shutting in, video games, light novels, junk food-only diet; basically having little to no life. Ah, I hear you, buddy.

Wiz: You were a shut in?

Boomstick: Oh yeah. I just sit on my couch, drinking beer, and watch whatever I want. See? I know the shut-in life too.

Wiz: Boomstick, shut-ins are mentally ill or depressed; you're just lazy. ...And an idiot.

Boomstick: Oh yeah? What makes you know all about shut-ins? Are you one?

Wiz: ...Moving on. Hiro's life wasn't too bright; she was bullied, tricked into boosting someone else's social status, and her family was falling apart. But surprisingly, she was fine with it. Despite being revered for her beauty, she would isolate herself at any moment, never socialized once.

Boomstick: Yeah, for having a shitty, empty life, she's actually pretty chill about everything. And like Wiz said, she's a freaking beaut. Oh yeah, I know who's my next ex-w-.

Wiz: Stop it, don't you dare cross that line.

Boomstick: Come, even you've got to-.

Wiz: NO.

Boomstick: Nyeh, you're no fucking fun. Either way, no worries, she doesn't have to deal with this shit anymore! As she died alongside the whole class by the big kaboom, she would reincarnate into a new life in this new world! A life not as a sexy shut-in, but as someone else, something more, something incredible! She became...! A... a spider.

Kumoko: This is wrong, like seriously wrong; it's super gross! If I had to reincarnate, why did it have to be into a spider?!

Boomstick: Speaking of spider, why the hell is this anime named that?!

Shows the title of the anime, which says "So I'm a Spider, So What?"

Boomstick: What a dumb title! And why does anime lately have these stupid, lame-ass titles?!

Wiz: Actually, it was originally a web novel series.

Boomstick: Whatever.

Wiz: Hiro, now known as Kumoko, was reborn as a Smaller Lesser Taratect, one of the weakest monsters around. And to make matters worse, she was born in the Great Elroe Labyrinth, the most dangerous dungeon in the world. At every corner, this labyrinth was filled to the brim with deadly, powerful monsters.

Popup: The spider, which Hiro reincarnated into, wasn't officially named. Originally, "Kumoko" was actually a fan-given name.

Boomstick: From giant bees to poisonous frogs to killer monkeys to giant snakes to fucking dragons! Damn I wouldn't want to be in her shoes. I mean her classmates reincarnated into other better things, like royalty or something like that. Lucky bastards.

Wiz: Is it any worse that reincarnating into slavery, a religious fanatic, a mass kidnapper, or a complete asshole?

Boomstick: Does it matter? I wouldn't want to be a spider, they're all creepy and disgusting, and everyone knows that spiders are secretly plotting to kill us all. Don't let their soul piercing, cute eyes fool you, they just want you to get close and then lay eggs in your skin and crawl into your mouth while you sleep!

Wiz: Anyway, things weren't so great for her at first. Her first meal was a dead spider and had to hunt for monsters stronger than herself, but she did it and pulled through.

Boomstick: Because that's way better than kicking the bucket. Ah, nothings better than killing and feasting on your foe, endure the nasty taste of your meal, and then say "eat my shit, death! You'll never take me alive!"

Kumoko: I have to live, and to live, I have to eat. I will survive in this world as a spider! Dammit, I am going to survive, period!

Wiz: Despite the odds completely against her and a high chance of death at any moment, Kumoko refused to die, determined to live on in her literal new life.

Boomstick: So while most of the other reincarnated are still tucked in bed, sucking thumbs and (clears throat) milk, the spider gal worked tooth and nail taking care of herself. She pushed herself to become a hardcore survivor, taking on anything the Labyrinth threw at her. Her finesse improved, her stats skyrocketed, and she picked up plenty of abilities and magic from each meal and level up.

Wiz: Facing many deadly threats and challenges, she grew more powerful, evolving multiple times until she achieved her Arachne form.

Boomstick: Woah ho ho, she's pretty smoking. The part human part spider thing might be creepy, but you get some, you lose some. Mmm, the things I could do to her top half-.

Wiz: (Clears throat) Eventually, she successfully escaped the Labyrinth. However, her misadventures, unfortunately, still continues.

Boomstick: Like how almost everyone she meets wants to kill her, from soldiers to adventurers to her own mom! Holy shit, that's one big, angry mama! Hell, even Demon Lord herself wants her dead! Everyone sees her as an oversized, creepy spider monster and goes like "ahh, kill it with fire!" I wouldn't blame them, but all the little spider chick wants was to mind her own business, chilling and eating whatever, whenever, and wherever she wants. Come on, guys, after surviving a figurative hell hole, give her a break! At least leave her home in peace and let her have lunch, assholes! Is there any time when people don't want her dead?

Wiz: Well, she was mistakenly worshipped for a brief time.

Boomstick: Hey, she gets free food. That's not so bad.

Wiz: And then this lead to her unintentionally kickstarting a war.

Boomstick: Goddamn, her luck's worst than Nick's!

Wiz: Either way, she was forced to adapt to this new world, growing stronger along the way. Until one day, she made a truce and worked along side the Demon Lord, Ariel-.

Boomstick: "Ariel?!" The Little Mermaid is a Demon Lord?! Then that means that fat witch wasn't evil all along, she just want's to overthrow her and Ariel's dad to save the Seven Seas! This changes everything!

Wiz: Wrong Ariel. (Clears throat) To battle a giant ship, which apparently was powered by a bomb.

Boomstick: Which apparently will bring continents with it. And when it's about to go kaboom, the spider gal came up with a crazy idea and fucking ate it! Goddamn, she got balls of steel! Or... clams of steel, is it?

Wiz: And, surprise, this GMA Bomb didn't kill her. In its detonation, its powers were absorbed into Kumoko. Somehow....

Boomstick: And after being Sleeping Beauty for about 7 weeks, she woke up and found out she ascended to godhood! All by eating a bomb?! I want to do that! Jocelyn, prepare the bite-sized C4s! Time to throw lightning on everyone I hate!

Wiz: Good luck with that. Upon her rebirth, again, she became the powerful goddess known as Shiraori, which translates to White Weaver.

Boomstick: But you can just call her White.

Wiz: After awaking, Ariel herself took her under her wing to assist in White's recovery and help her learn how to use her newfound powers.

Boomstick: As a newly born goddess, she has super strength, immortality, a healing factor, super vision, transformation, the works. She was already super powerful before her transformation, but her godly powers gave her so much more. Oh, and look, she's a real girl now. Without the creepy spider parts in the way, I can-.

Wiz: Boomstick!

Boomstick: Can't help it, Wiz! No one would pass up a smokeshow like her!

Wiz: Anyway, she can also use telepathy, create forcefields, and thanks to her spider heritage, she can produce and manipulate webs. She doesn't just use her webbing to set traps, make shelter, swing around, or even make cloths or boats out of them, she can use them to pick up sounds, kind of like a string phone. They're also resistant to all status affects, but slightly more vulnerable to fire.

Boomstick: Wait wait, her cloths are made of the same stuff. Are you telling me I can just burn it off? I mean, not that I'm complaining.

Wiz: Eh, doubtful. Her webbing have survived being dipped in magma, which can reach 1600℃. That's hot enough to melt steel, so good luck with that.

Boomstick is shown with a flamethrower, but was disappointed after what Wiz said.

Boomstick: Aww....

Wiz: And of course, White can use them for long range attacks; entangling, whipping, or sticking foes. She can even make balls of webs which releases more threads like glue bombs.

Boomstick: 🎶Spider gal, spider gal, crap some webs like a spider can!🎶 (Raspberrying to make fart sounds)

Wiz: Ugh. And because this is a fantasy world, of course, she can use magic.

Magic

Rot Magic

Black Magic

• Black Bullet
• Black Spear
• Black Blade
• Black World
• Dark Shadow
• Large Shadow
• Shadow Surface
• Shadow Change
• Solid Shadow
• Shadow Manipulation
• Shadow Sink
• Hell Gates
  • Hell of Unbelievers
  • Hell of Lust
  • Hell of Gluttony
  • Hell of Greed
  • Hell of Wrath
  • Hell of Heresy
  • Hell of Violence
  • Hell of Fraud
  • Hell of Treachery

Dimension Magic

• Dimensional Maneuvering

• Coordinated Designation
• Coordinated Fixation
• Long/Short Teleport
• Large-Scale Teleport
• Range Teleport
• Spatial Storage

Recovery Magic

• Micro Treatment
• Abnormal Condition Recovery
• Health Recovery

Heresy Magic

• Discomfort
• Phantom Pain
• Phantom Insanity
• Hypnotism
• Phantasm

Boomstick: She can teleport, cast healing spells, remove status effects, decompose targets, manipulate shadows, and shower Black Magic projectiles.

Wiz: With Heresy Magic, White can cast illusions, hypnotism, and manipulate her target's soul, inducing them pain or driving them insane.

Boomstick: She even has a spell called the Hell Gates. It's a, well, gate that pulls everything into it like a black hole. It even has different types for specific targets. Man, if only I have that but for collecting beer bottles.

Wiz: But one of her most preferred magic spells is Dimensional Maneuvering. By creating platforms made of magic which can move or remain stationary, she can jump around or stand in midair, or even let her fly, allowing her to maneuver through the air for combat or quick getaways.

Popup: Shiraori lost most of her Skills she had prior to her ascension, including magic spells. However, she can replicate some of them via Magecraft, such as Black, Recovery, Dimension, and Heresy Magic.

Boomstick: She also has an awesome scythe, which she made from her own arm. Wow, that takes "armed" to a literal level.

Boomstick takes out White's Scythe, wielding it.

Boomstick: It doesn't just look cool, it has Dark and Rot Magic properties, can repair itself, created a barrier, can cut through anti-magic constructs, and it's sentient. Well, time to give it a test drive!

He starts to recklessly swing it around.

Wiz: Hey, carful! Don't play around-!

Then Boomstick accidentally struck D.U.M.M.I., sticking the blade through him like a kebab.

D.U.M.M.I.: Ow.

Arsenal and abilities

White's Scythe

• Automatic Repair
• Rot Attribute
• Dark Attribute

Stats beyond the System

System Hacking

• Soul Shelter
• Soul Regeneration
• Message Overview
• Ability Manipulation

Fluoroscopy

Transformation

Thread Manipulation

Telepathy

Immortality/Regeneration

Barriers

Foresight

Future Sight

Clairvoyance

Magic Item Creation

Clone Creation

• Clone Revival

Shapeshifting

Curse Casting

Water Manipulation

Statistics Amplification

Evil Eyes

• Evil Eye of Analysis
• Evil Eye of Grudge
• Evil Eye of Panic/Serenity
• Attraction/Repellent Evil Eye
• Evil Eye of Extinction
• Inert Evil Eye
• Evil Eye of Gluttony
• Evil Eye of Past Sight
• Warped Evil Eye

Resurrection

Magecraft

• Dimensional Magecraft
  • Threads
  • Dimensional Fissures
  • Meteor Attack
  • Pseudo-Gluttony
• Healing Magecraft
• Darkness Magecraft
  • Black Wave Motion Gun
  • Ball of Darkness

Division

• Mind Control
• Redirection
• Exponential Spider Summoning

Magic Manipulation

Recognition Obstruction

Energy Absorption

Holographic Projection

God Zone

Wiz: But that's not all. After ascending to godhood, White gained abilities that her former Arachne forms didn't have. For example, her stats are now beyond this world's System. The MA System grants stats and abilities to every inhabitant in the world, including monsters.

Boomstick: Which means in nerd language that in this world, real life is like an R.P.G. It's kind of like S.A.O., but actually in real life.

Wiz: Everyone has a limit to how powerful their stats can be and can only receive abilities within the System, unless you are a god like White. This means that White can increase her stats further and receive abilities that are regularly unobtainable.

Boomstick: Gods in this world are super powerful, and the spider chick is no different. She can manipulate magic, like if she wants to, she'll give you magic that you don't have.

Wiz: Or she can interfere with their magic construction and cancel their spells, allowing White to dispel magic attacks, barriers, etc. Plus, she can absorb energy from external sources, create holograms, use telepathy, shapeshift back into her Arachne form, cast curses, amplify her stats, obstruct recognition, manipulate water, glimpse the future-.

Boomstick: And she can make clones of herself, all of which she controls simultaneously. Hell, if one is small enough, it can crawl into someone's head through their ears and mind control them! Ugh, that horrifying.

Wiz: Well, it's not too different from implanting a chip in someone's brain while they collapse from too much beer.

Boomstick: Still terrifying. ...Wait, say what?

Wiz: Before ascending to godhood, White developed Skills called Evil Eyes. Afterwards, she developed new versions of them.

Boomstick: Each of these Evil Eyes does different things; repel attacks, estimate her foe's power, mess with their stats and energy, literally strike fear into foes, see into the past, freeze people in time, decompose and absorb magic, warp space, hell, one is basically the Thanos Snap. Wow, don't want to be in her sight when she does that.

Wiz: And like other gods, she has the ability to use Magecraft, allowing her to create new and unique magic abilities. For example, she once used it to create a bag that houses its own dimension.

Boomstick: Her favorite use of Magecraft is to manipulate space, allowing her to teleport anywhere, even to other planets. She can sense and mess with other people's teleportation, create portals, and can even teleport entire armies at once! Hell, if she wants to, she'll teleport anyone to her own pocket dimension, which she totally controls, giving her a homefield advantage.

Wiz: Also, she's eventually became an Administrator, gods who have the ability to manipulate the System, adding or modifying features. For example, she used it to heal a dying soul, and she one tried to erase the Hero title.

Popup: She can also bring back the dead, but it only works on anyone within the System.

Boomstick: Like World of Warcraft G.M.s?

Wiz: Sort of. While these powers and abilities are certainly useful, they truly shine from how the individual use them. Despite being a shut-in for all her life prior to her reincarnation, White is surprisingly very clever and managed to climb out of most sticky situations on her own. No pun intended.

Boomstick: She played her cards so well, even the Little Mermaid herself was having a hard time dealing with her.

Wiz: Wrong Ariel again.

Boomstick: Nya nya nya, whatever.

Popup: Prior to becoming a goddess, Kumoko had a Skill called Parallels Minds, allowing her to multitask more efficiently. While she lost that Skill when she ascended, Shiraori is very quick witted and strategic on her own. Before reincarnating, she made money by using the stock market!

Boomstick: Remember when she can make clones of herself that she controls? She has thousands of them! They are all over the world and even in her pocket dimensions, and White can control all of them at the same time! She's like if Skynet was a spider chick and not a robot!

D.U.M.M.I.: Correct, Boomstick. Shiraori's thoughts are most likely comparable to one of the most powerful super computers. The processing speed of an artificial intelligence is far superi-.

Boomstick: Blah blah blah, whatever. Still doesn't make you smarter than me. Now get me another beer.

D.U.M.M.I.: Whatever you say.

Wiz: Throughout her adventures, White was being watched by the mysterious being known as D, a self proclaimed evil goddess responsible for the creation of the System.

Boomstick: What the hell kind of name is "D?" Anyway, she helped out the spider girl sometimes, like giving her new Skills when she was a spider or when she enhanced White's trusty scythe, making it nearly indestructible within the System thingy.

Wiz: Though, D also at the same time made things difficult for White, but she pulled through, much to D's amusement. Wanting answers, understandably, D claimed that White will find them herself eventually, or so she says.

D: I'm afraid I can't tell you anything more. That might make things kind of boring for me.

Kumoko: Boring?! You just want to avoid being bored?!

D: Hang in there. That way, I can stay thoroughly entertained, okay? Plus, if you stick it through long enough, there's a good chance you'll eventually get the answers you want.

Wiz: She's certainly living up to her self given title. I guess she's kind of a "dick."

Boomstick glares at Wiz on how terrible that joke was, causing Wiz to awkwardly sweat.

Wiz: Get it? Because her name's "D?" ...And she's-?

Boomstick: Shut up, Wiz. Anyway, with all those awesome powers, she's done plenty of stuff, like Thanos Snapping the Hero, overthrowing a kingdom, and invading a village of elves. That might seem evil, but it turns out it's all part of Ariel and White's plan to save the world. Turns out the Elves were conducting spooky experiments while making everyone else feel like crap and also draining the planet in the process, kind of like evil Walmart. ...Wait, are the bastards at Walmart secretly elves?

Wiz: White's certainly not perfect, but she's in some ways more of a hero than Schlain, the current Hero. Despite his heart of gold, he's extremely dedicated to living up to his brother and the Hero title, dangerously to a fault.

Boomstick: Yeah, this kid is so naïve and dense, it's ridiculous. He totally didn't expect his obviously jealous other bro screwing him over. And when he became the new Hero, his own morality made him make a lot of stupid mistakes. Wow, what an airhead. No wonder the spider gal's the protagonist instead of him.

Wiz: She is more pragmatic after all, understanding the complex world she resides in. For example, it turns out Ariel was a victim of one of Potimas' terrible experiments, and her mother figure, Sariel, who connects the entire System, was dying from constant exploitation through the System, mostly by humans.

Boomstick: And what's her solution, you ask? By killing as much of humanity as she can. Well, I mean I guess she's not exactly the bad guy here. Some humans are actually kind of dicks, so I wouldn't blame her. So the Little Mer-.

Wiz: BOOMSTICK.

Boomstick: Eugh, fine. The not Little Mermaid chick isn't as bad as most would think. That's why she and the spider gal eventually became best buds. She even gave the little spider a Demon army of her own. Talk about friendship benefits. Too bad the "Hero" might not see it that way.

Wiz: No kidding. In fact, White's real name, Hiro, translates to "tolerant," which actually fits her current personality.

Boomstick: So don't worry, I'm sure our real hero, or rather real anti-hero, will soon knock some sense in him, and when she does, she's more than capable of kicking his noggins back in place. She's not only a sexy spider chick, she's a total badass.

Feats

Controls over 10000 clones from various places at once

Dodged bullets from 100 machineguns at one

Survived a beating from Gulie

Web threads endured magma and Ariel's strength

Dodged a ray of light

Regenerated from dust

Held her own against Ariel and Potimas before ascension

Survived eating the GMA Bomb

Punched D's head off

Defeated Rend, Araba, Puppet Taratects, Queen Taratect, Wrath, Julius

Boomstick: She dodged bullets from 100 robots at once, and even if you somehow hit her, she survived having holes punched through her body! And before she became a goddess, she survived being bitten in half, falling down a few dozen stories, eating this Rot... bug thing..., gross..., impaled by a giant claw, decapitation, and blasted into literal dust! And then she regenerated her whole body from scraps!

Wiz: And as a goddess, her stats are above the System, meaning she stands above everyone limited by System, beings like legendary ranked monsters, including certain dragons, White's own former Zana Horowa form, and Queen Taratects, which are stated to be able to dodge cannon fire.

Boomstick: Hell, these giant spiders' Kamehameha barf attacks can react out of orbit, and they can level a mountain! Speaking of spiders, her spider webs are so strong, not even red head can break them with brute strength alone.

Wiz: NO, THIS CHICK, NOT THE DISNEY MERMAID!!!! (Clears throat) Speaking of Ariel, White technically scales to her too, as she's also limited within the System.

Popup: Note that Shiraori scales to Ariel, but not vice versa. Due to Shiraori's godly status, Ariel's stats, alongside anyone's who are limited within the System, are inferior to her's.

Boomstick: Ariel as the Demon Lord is no joke. Except for gods, she's the most powerful person in the world, and she's stated to be the strongest Demon Lord of them all! She can destroy a whole town with a sneeze! Or at least that's what the spider gal said, but it's actually not out of the question. Ariel can easily take on legendary monsters, and most of them can level a mountain! She even took on this robot that was specifically designed to kill gods! So yeah, the town sneezing thing totally checks out. And she's not just a brute, she's a speedster too. One time, while the spider gal's still a... well, spider, Ariel was moving so fast, she couldn't see or sense her, even when she's right in front of her!

Wiz: The human eye at best can theoretically detect movements in 4 milliseconds. With this in mind, to move fast enough to turn completely invisible, Ariel must be traveling over Mach 50.

Boomstick: That's crazy fast! The fastest aircraft in the world is the SR-71, a supersonic spy plane deployed by the U.S. Air Force during the Cold War. This thing of beauty at best can reach up to Mach 3.4. That's right, Ariel and the spider gal are 15x faster than the record breaking Blackbird!

Wiz: These feats may be impressive, but she has yet to show her full potential.

Boomstick: Yeah, maybe not, but she's pretty similar to this guy named... "Gulieee...dezzes...doodez." "Guielizz...daabdezzz-."

Wiz: Guliedistodiez.

Boomstick: Whatever, fuck that. Why does he look like a member of Gwar?

Popup: According to Shiraori herself, a battle between her and Gulie would potentially last a month.

Wiz: Gulie, for short, who's also an Administrator, is said to move faster than sound. But of course, as he's above the System, he should be faster and stronger than Ariel, just like White.

Boomstick: He's strong enough to throw around a dragon, tank hits from foes with maxed out stats, and knockout this guy named Wrath, who's stronger than Fire Dragons that tanked a giant explosion from one of those giant spiders.

Wiz: By comparing the size of the Queen Taratect to the crater right in front of it, we've calculated that the explosion must be nearly 4.23 megatons. That's around 10% more powerful than the Mark 39 thermonuclear warhead.

Boomstick: And Wrath's defensive stats are similar to his offense! That's right, this Gwar guy can punch a nuke, and White survived a beating from this guy! And to support that, she beaten up that same Wrath guy, no problem.

Wiz: But that's just child's play. Gulie once made continents collide to create a mountain range. Assuming the range is composed of several large fold mountains, each equal in mass, the energy needed to raise that much rock requires over 2 gigatons of T.N.T.

Boomstick: That's like getting blown up in the face with 40 Tsar Bombas at the same time, which is already a monstrous 50 megaton bomb on its own! And her defense stats are comparable to her offense, meaning she could both dish out and survive 40 super nukes!

Wiz: Actually, it's possib- no, likely that White can do much better, as she absorbed the powers of the GMA Bomb which was far more powerful than that. But even if she's tough, White can only handle so much, such as the time when her neck was broken and wasn't able to move until she waited long enough to regenerate. Then again, this wouldn't be much of a problem, as should her physical body be killed or destroyed, White can transfer her soul to any of her clones. Though they all have the same abilities, they're not as powerful as her original body.

Popup: Gods like Shiraori can't exactly be killed physically, as their souls are their true being. Though there is a work around via forcing them to overtax their energy needed for regeneration. They can also be killed via Magecraft on their soul, but even that is difficult.

Boomstick: Naw, her biggest weakness is that she's a total lightweight. I mean just look at her. One good drink and the spider gal blacks out faster than Sterling Archer in a luau.

Cheryl: Yeah, if you slid a pig under him.

Boomstick: She can't even handle a cup of coffee! Yes, you've heard right, coffee! Hell, even my lightweight pal, Steve can beat her in a drinking contest! Well, at least no one can make a move on her; I know I would. Ah, that beauty is a sight to behold. That curvy, sexy bod, her angelic face, that long, silky, white hair... rawrrr.

Wiz: Boomstick, she's 16.

Boomstick: Whatever, I'll just move to Michigan or whatever.

Wiz: Either way, you do not want to do it with a spider.

Boomstick: Oh please, I know you're thinking of it too. I mean look at her, who would not want to bang that cute spider chick?

Wiz: Suit yourself. Good luck with the F.B.I. ...And your missing penis.

Boomstick: Oh yeah? Well the feds will have to catch me fir- wait, what did you just say?

D.U.M.M.I.: Boomstick, when spiders have sextual intercourse, the male is literally squeezed dry from his-.

Wiz: No no no, T.M.I.!

Everyone went silent for a bit.

Boomstick: Um... well, even for a lightweight, she deserves to let loose for a bit, I mean she's been through a lot and probably... not alight in the noggins. The spider gal's not above killing anyone, even people, which she sometimes eat. Hiding behind her go-lucky attitude is probably a hint of psychopathic tendencies.

Popup: Kumoko claimed that handsome human males taste better than normal humans. No, it's not a sex thing!

Wiz: She's also a huge introvert, rarely able to hold a single conversation. Unsurprising, considering her past life and then was suddenly forced to survive on her own for two straight years after rebirth, so yeah, she might want to see a psychiatrist. Questionable sanity aside, White has proved that she still has humanity and compassion left within her. After an awkward reunion with some of her former classmates, she sealed them away in a pocket dimension for their own sake.

Boomstick: Aww, she still cares. (Clears throat) She's still a nice gal after one hell of a life roller coaster. White is one of the coolest isekai protagonists out there. I mean, her origin story is way more interesting than this sorcerer king, a paranoid dick, some overpowered loli, or an airheaded tomboy. Really? Ran over by a truck? That's so lame. Well, at least the rest of their stories aren't so bad. And besides, the tomboy might get to do some "scissoring," hehehe....

Wiz: Focus, Boomstick.

Boomstick: So yeah, White's life is completely nuts. And you're totally right, because you know what's even more nuts? Her entire existence is a big, fat lie! Lookout, fans, here comes a huge spoiler.

Wiz: So... it turns out Shiraori, or rather Hiro, is actually D herself. In reality, Hiro never existed in the first place. She was just D's persona used to slack off from her Administrator duties.

Boomstick: Plus, remember that explosion that killed the whole classroom? The previous Demon Lord and Hero actually weren't fighting, they joined forces and used their combined powers to try to kill the malevolent, lazy bitch.

Wiz: The attempt on her life failed and, for the fun of it, reincarnated the deceased. To cover her tracks, she transferred a fragment of her soul to a classroom spider, alongside memories of her time as Hiro.

Boomstick: Jeez, you've been going through a lot of shit for so long and then one day, you found out the cold, hard truth.

Wiz: How sad, after everything she's been through, only to realize that her entire life was just as a mere scapegoat.

Boomstick: Reasonably pissed, the spider gal eventually met D face to face and gave her a piece of her mind. And by "piece of her mind," I mean she gave her a "fuck you" knuckle sandwich so hard, her head popped off! Goddamn, that's hardcore! Though that didn't kill her, she later got busted for slacking. Haha! take that, lazy bitch!

Wiz: But D herself said that even after learning her true origins, she at least now have free will. No matter what obstacle gets in her way, Shiraori will overcome it and keep hold of her destiny. While fighting alongside Ariel to save Sariel and the world, nothing will ever quell the White Weaver's tenacity, as she will make her new life count and keep those close to her smiling.

Boomstick: All while being a go-happy psycho and a lightweight drinker worse than my old pal, Steve. Also, she probably has a thing for Ariel. Did I mention that?

Wiz: Don't ruin the moment.

White: No matter what anyone says, I won't accept any ending that doesn't leave the Demon Lord smiling.

Hajime blasts and slays Death Battle

Popup: Like So I'm a Spider, Arifureta also have different media, and none of them have any major differences, so they'll all be accounted for.

Wiz: In the mystical world of Tortus, tensions rise between two of the three ruling races: humans and demons.

Boomstick: Again, not original.

Wiz: Both sides clashed in a long, bloody war over their religious differences. The conflict raged on for millennia, resulting in massive casualties on both sides. Even the beastmen, the third ruling race, and other humanoids and creatures weren't safe from the chaos.

Boomstick: Hang on for a minute, what kind of name for a planet is "Tortus?" Like a turtle? Like that giant one with a planet and giant elephants on its back?

Wiz: Then one day, the tides took a turn in favor of the demon race. They've discovered how to control monsters and bend them to their will.

Boomstick: With their new pets on their side, they were beating the shit out of humanity, threatening them to total annulation. Well, you know what they say, man's best friend gives you the help you need.

Wiz: That doesn't even sound right. (Clears throat) Determined to avoid their demise, the Holy Church of the Heiligh Kingdom prayed for their god, Ehit, to give them the chance to fight back, and he answered.

Boomstick: But instead of giving them super powerful weapons, long lost knowledge, or anything like that, he said "hey, I have a better idea: how about we summon a bunch of high school kids and send them off to war? What could possibly go wrong?" Why does it always have to be high schoolers? Is there a rule that says that?

Wiz: You'd think it'd be more reasonable to at least send proper adults. That's anime for you.

Boomstick: Heh, yeah, anime's fucking weird.

Wiz: Oh, speaking of which, Arifureta also used to be a web novel series.

Boomstick: Yeah yeah, who cares? So not wasting anymore time, Ehit and the Church prepared a summoning ritual, and it worked. And then the kids magically appeared before their eyes, all shouting like "what the fuck just happened?!" Hey, I'm like that sometimes when I wake up in the police station for some reason.

Wiz: Boomstick, you were too drunk to remember. Every time, you've been running allover the neighborhood firing your shotgun. And guess who had to bail you out and pay for lawyers?

Boomstick: What can I say? It's all about the adrenalin rush. Feels good to let loose and vent out all your rage over all that alimony. Stupid exes....

Wiz: (Clears throat) Understandably confused and reluctant to join the war effort, the head of the Church promised them a way home if the war was won. With no other choice, most of them willingly, or stupidly, decided to take up their new statuses as heroes of the Kingdom.

Boomstick: Besides a cute teacher, everyone ranges from popular kids to social nobodies. This includes the all popular pretty boy, Hartman's biggest fan, Japanese Mulan, this creepy dude who looks like he saw Slenderman, and this poor kid named Hajime.

Background

Full name: Hajime Nagumo

Age: 23-24 years

Height: 5 ft 8.9 in

Race: Human-monster hybrid

A.K.A. Peerless Incompetent, Eyepatch Demon, Irregular, Predator, God Slaying Demon King

Occupations: adventurer, high school student

Likes anime, manga, video games, Yue

Hates insults towards Yue, senseless virtues, Daisuke, Ehit

Motto: "Hobby first, life later"

Surprisingly a good artist

Currently have 8 wives

Wiz: Hajime Nagumo what just your average high school teenager. He plays video games, watches anime, reads manga, hated school.

Boomstick: Yep, he's your average otaku who puts his hobbies first than boring, old school stuff. Not the only one, buddy.

Wiz: Well, then again, he's not entirely average. His father is the president of a major video game company and his mother is a famous manga artist, which explains a lot.

Boomstick: Well duh, he's got the best parents ever with the best jobs ever! And anyone would want a dad like his, including me. Though, I'd take any dad any day....

Wiz: And he just so happens to caught the attention of the prettiest girl at school.

Boomstick: For some reason, she wants to be friends with Hajime. This guy scored himself a hottie like her, which is awesome, except that pissed everyone off. He's constantly bullied and was basically the Wicked Witch of the school. Sure that sucks for him, but how would you feel if you found out the prettiest girl you know hangs out with some random nobody?

Wiz: After being summoned to Torus, things didn't get any better. Hajime was given one of the weakest jobs of all: a Synergist. While all the others, including his teacher, got more... cheat-like jobs.

Boomstick: Most of the others got way cooler jobs like Swordmaster, Pyromancer, Acrobat, Hero, just to name a few. Damn, he can't catch a break.

Wiz: Not to mention, Hajime has the weakest stats of them all. As a result, he was bullied even more, viewed as nothing more than a burden to the Hero Party.

Popup: Hajime's teacher, Aiko, also has overall weak stats on the first day. However, being a Farmer, a very rare job, she was deemed instrumental in the Kingdom's agriculture. He seriously couldn't catch a break....

Boomstick: It also didn't help that he's not so useful when venturing into one of those Great Labyrinths, a place filled with danger and monsters at every corner.

Wiz: But due to his kind heart and surprisingly strong willpower, Hajime endured the treatment and kept up with the other, studying at the Royal Library when he lacks in combat. It is that same bravery and determination that Kaori truly admired from the very start. Then one night, she had a vision, one were Hajime himself will have a terrible fate ahead of him.

Boomstick: But Hajime's like "hey, cheer up, everything's going to be a-okay, just as long as you all have my back. Now let go to town like there's no tomorrow, if you know what I mean." ...Okay, I made that last part up.

Wiz: The Hero Party ventured into the Orcus Labyrinth yet again, looking out for each other's back, especially Hajime and Kaori.

Boomstick: But then....

One of projectiles from the magic volley targeted Hajime, blasting him off the bridge; he screams as he fell down the Labyrinth.

Kaori: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Wiz: In a shocking turn of events, some of Hajime's classmates betrayed him.

Boomstick: Turns out that tool wanted that chick for himself, so he struck a deal with four eyes, who wants to turn everyone into zombies, to kill Hajime and later tried to turn Kaori into an undead sex plaything. And I don't blame him. Who wouldn't want to mess around with the prettiest chick at school?

Wiz: Fortunately, Hajime survived the trip down. Unfortunately, he is surrounded by powerful, hungry monsters.

Boomstick: After running for his life and then loosing his arm and eye in the process, he found himself a spot to lay low in, which conveniently has a glowy rock called a Holy Crystal, which produces Holy Water that heals wounds but can't bring back his eye and arm.

Wiz: Trapped in hell, Hajime desperately struggled for survival. As days passed, his sanity degraded and grew desperate for his life, forcing him to hunt monsters for sustenance.

Boomstick: Which he did, but then he got a bad case of food poisoning and died. The end.

The Death Battle transition is shown.

Boomstick: Naw, just kidding. He was fine.

Wiz: More than fine, actually. With Holy Water to help survive the transformation, eating monsters turned him into a human-monster hybrid. Not only did he grew physically stronger and his hair turned white, hit stats and level drastically increased, and gained new skills to boot.

Boomstick: Now stronger than ever, he got revenge on the bear that ate his arm. Nothing taste better than sweet, sweet revenge. Ahh, reminds me of my annual chicken slaughter. Rest in peace, Grandpappy Boomstick.

Wiz: In this very moment, Hajime was never the same. He swore to himself that he will survive no matter the cost, descending deeper into madness, sacrificing his restraint, all to complete one new goal: return home and destroy any obstacle in his way, no exceptions.

Hajime: I'm surviving this, I'm surviving this hellhole and going home. Nobody's going to stand in my way. If they do... THEY DIE.

Boomstick: Hell yeah! Remember when he's just a mediocre otaku? Now he's a hardcore anti-hero with an badass attitude! So he ventured deeper into the labyrinth, rescued an immortal vampire legal loli, and killed a giant, multi-headed snake, like a boss!

Wiz: And after that, he finally reached the very bottom of the Great Labyrinth, where he and his new companion found the lair of one of the Mavericks.

Boomstick: He scored himself a cute vampire and found a fancy mansion?! Now that's what I call a reward!

Wiz: As Hajime and Yue explored this place, they discovered the skeleton of one of the Mavericks, or should I say Liberators, and there they discovered the shocking truth....

Boomstick: The god of this world is actually pure evil! Turns out he manipulated Tortus into war just for the fun of it, sitting back and enjoying the show. And he's not even a god at all, just a superpowered alien from another dimension. Man, what a dick. Pretty pissed off, he swore to kill the mad control freak for what Hajime had to deal with, bringing justice and restore peace to the world once and for all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gh9kc9DiDnE go to 1:47

Wiz and Boomstick went silent for a short bit, then burst into laughter.

Boomstick: Yeah right, who cares about that bullshit?!

Wiz: Haha, ha heh heh! Yeah, he'd rather leave Tortus for dead. Heh heh.... (Clears throat) Anyway, Hajime's goal of returning home hasn't changed a bit. Knowing the journey ahead won't be easy, Hajime and Yue prepared for the dangers ahead.

Boomstick: So he made made some sweet. awesome gear, gave themselves new fancy cloths, and built himself a new arm and eye, along with an eyepatch. Congratulations, you are now an anime pirate.

Wiz: Now fully prepared, Hajime and his new partner set off on a quest to return to Earth, bringing along anyone who would join him, and destroy any foe in their way.

Arsenal

Demon Eye

Prosthetic Arm

• Needle Gun
• Grapple gun

Treasure Trove

Donner and Schlag

Schlagen AA

Metzelei Disaster

Mechanic Shield

Agni Orkan

Pile Bunker

Gatling Pile Bunker

Alvus

Grentzen

Cross Velt

Flamethrower

Orestes

Bola

Burst Hyperion

• Compression Furnace
• Mirror Bits

Solar Bombs

Bel Agartha

Delischanors

Lob Regenschirm

Aidion

Ammunition

• Rubber Bullets
• Slugs
• Exise Bullets
• Burst Bullets
• Sealing Bullets
• Vision Bullets
• Living Bullets

Grenades

• Sonic Grenades
• Flash Grenades
• Incendiary Grenades
• Paralyze Grenades
• Tear Gas Grenades
• Frag Grenades
• Impact Grenades
• Space Explosion Grenades

Ordnance

• Torpedoes
• Squirm Shells

Oxygen Cylinders

Gate Key

Gate Hall

Telepathy Stone

Presence Serving Stone

Holy Crystal

• Holy Water

Cheatmate

Hour Crystal

Vehicles

• Steiff
• Brise
• Brise 2
• Fernir
• Skyboard
• Submarine
• Trinna

Gran Farensen

Last Zell

Camera Imitation

Golems

• Ornis
• Arachnae
• Grim Reaper
  • Nemea
  • Griffon
  • Champion
  • Grim Turtle
  • Freesia
  • Monkey
  • Wolf
  • Eagle
• Super Miledi G

Novum Idola

Soul Shell

Distant Viewing Stone

Neckless of Vows

Metal Particles

Monster Orb

Airzone Revised

Smartphone

Spirit Gloves

Awareness manipulation artifact

Neuralizer New

Neuralizer Flash

Element Arrangement Equal Conversion System

Super Large Scale Awareness Manipulation Artifact

Glittering Covenant

Urd Glass

Elemagia

Fairy Key

Fairy Wing

Boomstick: And he's already got that covered with his sweet ass arsenal alone, because he has deep, DEEP pockets.

Wiz: That's thanks to his trusty Treasure Trove. This ring contains its own pocket dimension, allowing Hajime to store all of his equipment and can summon or de-summon each and every one of them at will. This includes items that can control gravity, hide his presence, control people's awareness, affect the souls of others, regulates his body temperature, enhance his vision, slow down time, create portals, and many many more.

Boomstick: He even has the Neuralizer from Men in Black that can take effect on a city wide scale and has a phone that can call people from other dimensions. Though he does have some weird ones, like a neckless that kills you and your family if you take it off and a wand that forces you to become a Magical Girl. That's stupid, let's move on.

Wiz: To make up for his missing right eye, Hajime implanted an artifact as a replacement. It doesn't restore his lost right sight, hence the eyepatch, but it allows him to see mana, or magic energy. He can even identify the elements and core of any spells.

Boomstick: And to make up for his missing left arm, he got an awesome robot arm.

Shows Wiz's robot arm replaced with Hajime's.

Wiz: It's serves as more than just a sturdy prosthetic, it has many functions for certain situations. He can attach certain weapons to it and has a built in grapple gun and a gun that shoots poison needles. Observe.

Wiz shoots a poison needle at Boomstick's arm.

Boomstick: Ow! Hey!

Boomstick suddenly turns very sick, throws up, and then collapsed.

Wiz: Heh heh, that for breaking into my lab.

Boomstick: (Coughing) Oh yeah, speaking of guns, he's got a shit ton of guns! Oh yeah, he's a gun lover like a hot-blooded American! Even though he's Japanese. Oh, and did I mention guns, guns, guns, AND MORE GUNS?!?!?!?!

Wiz: His signature firearms are his dual revolvers, Donner and Schlag. Combined with his Lightning Field ability, we'll get to that later, Hajime can one shot many monsters and can even penetrate some of the toughest enchanted armor.

Boomstick: He also has a sniper rifle called Schlagen, which is up to 10x stronger than his revolvers and can reach several miles away. He even made an upgraded version of it that's bigger, longer, and more powerful! But let's not forget some of my favorites! He's got a missile launcher that fires a shit ton of missiles, a minigun that fires at 72000 rpm, a literally super hot flamethrower, super powerful Solar Bombs, and a cannon that blows shit up! Where can I get his number?! I want them!

Wiz: Hajime has different types of grenades. He has tear gas, flashbang, and explosive types, but there are others. His Incendiary Grenades can release flames reaching up to 3000℃, enough to melt coltan. The Sonic Grenades emit ultrasonic sounds, the Paralyze Grenades are self explanatory, and the Space Explosion Grenades created shockwaves that distorts space, preventing foes from teleporting.

Boomstick: Seriously, I need his phone number.

Wiz: He also has a shotgun, special shields, enhanced chakrams, and even a satellite-like weapon that can fire lasers that can wipe out armies.

Boomstick: And has this awesome, cool looking, arm-mounted, near unstoppable machine, the Pile Bunker!

Wiz: Kind of a plain name after all that.

Boomstick: Shut up, Wiz, it's awesome! The Pile Bunker can drill or punch through just about anything. Remember that super huge labyrinth? The same one Hajime fell in? That thing can punch holes through 24 floors down, with just one hit! And whenever he wants, he can use it to perform dragon anal probing operations. Heh heh heh.

Wiz: Ugh. Hajime has drones and robots for offence or reconnaissance, including bird-like drones that shares its vision with his Demon Eye.

Boomstick: Hajime's got these things called Cross Velts that can fly around, have built in guns, can turn into shields, and has a self destruct function for explosive surprises. He also has an army of robot animals, including lions, turtles, monkeys, and a... maid? Well, there's nothing stopping him from messing around, if you know what I mean.

Wiz: (Clears throat) Hajime also has vehicles for transportation, which he can of course summon at will with his Treasure Trove.

Boomstick: There a sick-ass bike, a flying airship, a humvee with miniguns and missile launchers, and a submarine that can swim through magma! How the fuck does that work?!

Wiz: His arsenal is certainly nothing to scoff at, but that's just the icing on the cake. Throughout his journey, not only he became a very skilled and deadly fighter, he has gained and learned many, MANY abilities.

Abilities

Transmute

• Mineral Appraisal
• Precise Transmute
• Mineral Probe
• Mineral Isolation
• Mineral Fusion
• Duplicate Transmutation
• Automatic Transmutation
• Compression Synthesis
• Image Composition

Language Comprehension

Mana Manipulation

• Mana Discharge
• Mana Compression
• Remote Manipulation

Iron Stomach

Lightning Field

• Lightning Resistance

Air Dance

• Aerodynamics
• Quick Step
• Steel Legs
• Riftwalk

Gale Claw

• Triple Gale Claws
• Flying Gale Claws

Night Vision

Farsight

Sense Presence

Precision Sensing

Detect Magic

Sense Heat

Hide Presence

• Illusion Waltz

Resistances

• Poison
• Paralysis
• Petrification
• Fear
• Elemental

Foresight

Diamond Skin

• Diamond Protection
• Focused Hardening

Steel Arms

Intimidate

Telepathy

Tracking

Mana Recovery

• Mana Focusing

Mana Conversion

• Stamina Conversion
• Healing Conversion
• Shock Conversion

Limit Break

• Overload
• Transcendence

Wiz: As a Synergist, he has the natural ability to transmute minerals. And thanks to weeks of studying, he unlocked many different ways to use this skills, like identifying ores and its properties, sense and locate any useful materials, isolate or infuse minerals, or even duplicate materials. In fact, this skill is how he made a majority of his arsenal. He can even utilize it for combat, which actually works.

Boomstick: Useless job my ass. After eating monsters, it doesn't just increase his stats and level with each meal, it gave him the ability to gain whatever powers from any monster he ate, like lightning generation, blade-like projectiles, night vision, super special senses, elemental resistances, harden his body for defense or offense, and many, many more! Plus, he can jump around or stand in midair by creating air platforms, and he can manipulate mana without any chants or circle thingies. After we're done with this episode I'm going to try that out! D.U.M.M.I., pack the guns and bear traps into my dune buggy! Oho boy, once I eat a bear, I'll gain its mighty strength! Muahahahaha!

D.U.M.M.I.: Yes, Boomstick. What could go wrong?

Wiz: Though this only works if he eats anyone or anything stronger or as strong as Hajime. But even then, he certainly putted the skills he has to good use. Hajime's learned how to use mana with more output and less consumption. Other good uses include sensing magic and heat sources, resist status affects, using his foes' own mana to track them, and can convert mana to increase his endurance, boost his healing abilities, or amp up his striking power.

Popup: Hajime was implied to be immortal, but this has yet to be proven and even he wasn't sure if it's true.

Boomstick: But when things get dicey, he'll break out a skill called Limit Break. No, it's not exactly like from Final Fantasy, it's an ability that temporarily triples his already overpowered stats, or he can use the evolved version called Overload to quintuple his power. Sure using them too much can tire or strain him out, but hey, it's a small price to pay to be an overpowered badass. In fact, he's so powerful, he can beat most foes without breaking a sweat.

Wiz: Not to mention he's progressing so much better than his classmates. Amazed by his power, the Kingdom and the Church ordered his return. Obviously knowing that they just want him as their puppet, Hajime refused, so in response, they labeling him and his allies as heretics and threats.

Boomstick: Haha! Fuck you, religious government pigs, you don't tell me what to do! And besides, they're just jelly. But not as jelly as the main "Hero" of the whole class. This dick wasn't happy that Hajime's doing so much better than he does.

Wiz: To Hajime, he strongly believes in his own independence, that he can overcome any obstacles on his own without any ideals or beliefs, and actually proved himself right.

Boomstick: And all this guy talks about are his bullshit "morals" and how he's always right. Yeah right, just listen to this bullshit.

Kouki: Why did you have to kill her?! She wasn't even putting up a fight anymore!

Hajime: Ugh, you're like a broken record. Listen, I know you think you're mad about me killing her, but let me give you my take on it. I think you're actually mad at yourself for being unable to do what needed to be done. Stop projecting your weaknesses onto me.

Boomstick: You tell him, my man! He didn't even thank Hajime for saving everyone's ass, which was his own fault to begin with! What a tool! Hell, most of Hajime's classmates treated him like shit, so fuck them all. But hopefully, that doesn't include the pretty girl.

Wiz: Oh, don't worry, she one of the only ones close to him and she left the Hero Party to join his, so she's off the hook. And speaking of classmates, Hajime confronted the one who betrayed him. But surprisingly, he didn't cared and spared him.

Boomstick: But don't worry, he'll change his mind later on.

Shows Hiyama stabbing Kaori, then shows Hajime leaving him to be eaten by monsters.

Boomstick: You know what they say, revenge is best served cold.

Wiz: Hajime's quest to return home alongside those around him would prove impossible until he claimed his greatest prizes: the seven Ancient Magic of the Age of Gods. Originating from Ehit's home world, they reside in the very last floors of the Labyrinths created by the Liberators. Each Ancient Magic have unique and mighty powers, waiting for someone to complete the tests of the Labyrinths to claim their prize. And of course, Hajime passed the test. All of them.

Ancient Magic

Creation Magic

• Spatial Barrier

Gravity Magic

Spatial Magic

• Void Fissure
• Welcome to My Battlefield
• Maoy's Phone Call

Restoration Magic

Evolution Magic

• Information Manipulation

Spirit Magic

• Soul Link
• From Today You Too Are Haulia

Metamorphosis Magic

Concept Magic

• Deny All Existences
• Blood Fea Bullet
• Scattered Pains Right Back Towards You
• Compass of Eternal Paths
• Crystal Key
• Godslayer Dagger
• Grasp Gloria

Boomstick: Ancient Magic are super powerful, and Hajime can do lots of things with them. He can make or enhance materials, transmute matter, control souls, manipulate gravity, transform life, mess with space, control time, or even warp reality! He basically has his own Infinity Stones! Ahhaha, eat your heart out, Thanos.

Wiz: He can revive the dead, negate magic, cut himself out of space, cast illusions, create souls, evolve or strengthen anyone, create dimensions, manipulate the entire internet, create earthquakes, control monsters, rupture volcanos-.

Boomstick: And summon meteors from the sky! One time, he summoned one so fucking huge, the impact effected half the surface of a planet! That's right, this guy can kill half of all the dinosaurs!

Wiz: Speaking of half, that's not all he can really do. With combinations of all Ancient Magic, he can create and use Concept Magic. By utilizing his desires, Hajime can use it to change the laws reality, materializing into anything he wishes.

Boomstick: Like a freaking genie, except you give yourself the wishes and you can do it as much as you like.

Wiz: Sort of. It requires a lot of concentration and a strong desire to properly work, so he can't exactly use it continuously or during combat. However, this doesn't stop Hajime from using the byproducts of Concept Magic whenever he needs to.

Boomstick: Like that shiny Crystal Key, which can open portals to anywhere he wants, even to other dimensions. That how he got everyone and his friends and himself back to Earth. And that's also how he figured out there's actually more worlds and dimensions, because everyone want sequels. Or how about the time when the dickwad god wannabe, Ehit, possessed the vampire loli, and then Hajime got so pissed off, he want's to destroy all of existence. That's how he created these chains that erases anything it touches from existence. Damn, I know she means everything to him, but... geez.

Wiz: Don't worry, after realizing he still has his other friends, it broke apart into pieces, which he used to create a bullet to kill Ehit after freeing Yue from his control.

Boomstick: Aha! Suck it, E-shit!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gh9kc9DiDnE go to 1:56

Popup: Deny All Existence was never used or created again ever since. However, Hajime is still capable of creating it again if he truly desires it.

Wiz: With the false god finally dead, freeing Torus from his manacle influence, despite not being his original intentions, Hajime's classmates looked up to him and revered him as a hero. Not that he needed the praise anyway.

Boomstick: Because he's too cool for that. Even years after returning home, he still remains an overpowered powerhouse, which actually helps when he still travels to other worlds kicking ass. And he's more than capable of taking on the challenge.

Feats

Punched through 24 floors of the Orcus Labyrinth with the Pile Bunker

Survived falling down the Orcus Labyrinth before transformation

Tanked attacks from the Divine Spirits

Withstood absolute zero temperatures

Resisted Ehit's Divine Edicts

Outclassed Shizuku, Kaori, Shea, Yue

Wiped out a huge Demon and monster army with Hyperion

Caused a meteor strike that effected half a planet's surface

Defeated Tio, Freid, Noint, Kouki, Alva, Ehit

One of the few isekai protagonists who got laid

Wiz: Hajime is incredibly powerful in battle. So much so, he can one shot giant boulders and most foes with his might alone.

Boomstick: All say, he's an absolute beast! He and his party kicked the last Liberator's ass, literally blew up a whole trafficking ring, and slaughtered a huge army of monsters! Hajime on his own constantly pwned Kouki, who's the most powerful member of the Hero Party, including the four eyed chick, who had enough power to shake an entire floor of that Laybrinth.

Wiz: Each floor of the Orcus Labyrinth is said to have a radius of about 2 miles. To cause an earthquake throughout that much area, you would need over 19 tons of T.N.T., enough to obliterate a city block.

Boomstick: But Hajime fought way stronger foes than his own classmates. He's took on the big bad of the Demons, beaten E-shit's right hand, and killed this millennia old Valkyrie girl. This chick was on par with the some of the most powerful Liberators and even Hajime himself, and we all know taking him on is definitely no walk in the park. He's beaten the crap out of that dragon lady, Tio, who can lift a giant cargo ship! The average weight of a ship like that is 100000 tons!

Wiz: That's the equivalent of 500 blue whales.

Boomstick: Or one ex-wife. Haha, fat bitch. Hajime powered through normally fatal injuries and withstood absolute zero! And how about the time when Hajime resisted an attack on his soul by Ehit? Remember him? This dickhead is powerful enough to create several pocket dimensions, and he uses the same Ancient Magic as Hajime! He's one tough son of a bitch!

Wiz: And he's quite fast too. Hajime has kept up with the Hydra, which can react fast enough to block shots from Donner after it's fired. Donner and Schlag, at full power, are said to be more powerful than anti-tank rifles, meaning they have a muzzle velocity of nearly 3000 mph, or about Mach 4. As Hajime's as fast as the Hydra, he should be capable of such speed.

Boomstick: And that was during the very first days of his journey! He became way more powerful ever since, so he can totally move way faster than that.

Wiz: So fast, in fact, that Hajime has frequently shown to match or even surpass Shizuku Yaegashi in speed, who can dodge lasers and move faster than light, fast enough to circle Earth 7.5x per second.

Boomstick: He's super strong, super tough, and super fast; what's not to like about him?

Popup: The Apostles are comparable to Miledi, who held up the entire island of Andika, and she can move close to lightspeed at her base, which she can boost tenfold. Hajime should be capable of such feats, as he fought on par with and subsequently defeated Noint, the most powerful Apostle. Even after Kaori was transferred into Noint's body, gaining all of her powers, she is still inferior to Hajime.

Wiz: But that's not all, Hajime is also superior to Shea Haulia.

Boomstick: Don't let this cute, curvy bunny girl fool you, this chick lifts 10 tons of weight like they're goddamn feathers, and can easily swing around her 100 ton hammer! When she gets serious, she broke through Miledi's Giant Golem's armor or knockout Tio with only two hits! And when she goes all out, she can beat the crap out of this goddess named Lutria, who is said to be the guardian and will of a whole planet! Holy crap, this rabbit chick can crack open planets?!

Wiz: Actually, no. While Lutria can spread her "will" on the entire planet and it's said her death would effect all within it, she doesn't really have planet busting capabilities. The closest thing to that is when her clash with Shea caused a massive shockwave that shook the entire world.

Popup: Hajime and Shea are both comparable to Yue, who has extreme amounts of mana and absorbed all of Ehit's powers.

Boomstick: Not as good as blowing up planets, but still awesome in my books! Plus, the planet lady can control natural disasters, and when she hit Hajime with them, he was fine!

Wiz: He's certainly far from invincible, but he's damn powerful.

Boomstick: Powerful enough that when he's pissed, even if not towards you, he'll make you shit your pants alongside everyone around him!

Wiz: And according to one of the Apostles of Ehit, Hajime's power is far greater than she expected.

Boomstick: Damn right! No matter how strong his foe is, Hajime always find ways to kill the crap out of them, even if they're ghoooosts! And... innocent people, apparently.... Well what did you expect? He's an anti-hero. A badass one, if you will.

Wiz: But even after becoming the man he is now and gaining all that power, he still has one unavoidable weakness: he's still an otaku.

Boomstick: (Sighs) Yeah.... Actually, most of his awesome gear are based on all the anime he watched.

Wiz: And like most otakus, he has some fetishes, including an attraction to animal girls, which he doesn't like talking about.

Boomstick: Yep, he's pretty touchy about all that stuff. That's how Japanese Mulan blackmailed him once. After all that, becoming the edgelord we all love, that's how he drops the ball, which is lame. But who isn't an otaku deep down? And you know what they say: old habits die hard.

Wiz: Eh, fair enough. Still makes him an otaku though.

Boomstick: But even so, Hajime has accomplished so much throughout his journey, fighting monsters, destroying armies, and killing gods. But none of them, NONE OF THEM can equal his greatest achievement of all: he, among many other anime protagonists, is one of the very few who finally banged the girl! (Cries in joy) Well done, buddy. You deserve it after all you've been through....

Wiz: Right.... Many threats stood in Hajime's way and he didn't go through all of them unscathed, but at the end of the day, you can be certain that he is up for the challenge and will overcome or destroy them all, while protecting those around him. No man, no beast, no god will stop him in his tracks, or die trying. All worlds of all dimensions will be wary of the Peerless Incompetent.

Hajime: I'm going to find a way home and take Yue and the others with me. Anyone who tries to stop me or gets in my way is my enemy, and I kill my enemies. Men, demons, even if they happen to be gods.

Interlude

Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set and we've ran their data through all possibilities.

Boomstick: It's time for a DEATH BATTLLLLLLLLLLEEE!!!!

Death Battle

It was an sunny afternoon in an urban place. Despite not looking abandoned like a ghost town, no people were around. This is the world of Isekai Quartet, which explains that. But there is one person seen, and it's none other than Shiraori.

White was walking through the streets, where she stops at a crossroad. She is holding a snow globe, and inside is a group photo of herself, Arial, and Sophia. She smiled as she looked at it.

White: Aww, we look so cute together. They're going to love this.

She began crossing the road. But as she was about half way across, something zoomed down the road, startling White. This caused her to drop the snow globe and it shattered as it hit the ground, causing her to gasp in horror. She then angerly looked down the road where whoever went down there.

The culprit was actually Hajime riding his Steiff. He was trying to call Yue on his phone, but she didn't pick up, worrying Hajime. This was why he didn't notice White back there.

Hajime: Dammit, not picking up. Hope she's alright with the others.

Suddenly, Hajime sensed something with his instincts. He jumped off Steiff, narrowly avoiding getting sliced by White with her scythe, who appeared from the front. Steiff wasn't so lucky, as it was sliced in half, then the halves tumbled down the road and then simultaneously blew up. Hajime landed on his feet, turning to face White from a distance.

Hajime: Whoever you are, mind telling me what was that all about?

White: Grr, you broke my snow globe, you jerk!

Hajime: I don't know what you're talking about, but I don't have time for this. Just get out of the way and mind your own business. Or are we going to have another problem?

White grunts in anger and in response, she used her Eye of Panic on Hajime. Hajime felt the effects of the attack, feeling chills down his spine and shed one cold sweat, but he wasn't scared for a bit and smirked in response.

Hajime: Heh, neat trick.

He summoned Donner in his right hand and fired a few shots at White, but she swatted away the shots with her scythe. This stopped the Eye of Panic attack on Hajime.

Hajime: Fine then, you asked for it. You get in my way....

He summoned Schlag in his left hand and pointed both revolvers at her.

Hajime: I"LL KILL YOU.

White got in a fighting stance, positioning her scythe behind her, ready to strike.

FIGHT

Hajime fired several shots, but White dodged them and then charged towards him. She swung her scythe at him, but he used Quick Step to dodge and back away. White summoned several Black Spear circles and fired a volley of them, but Hajime jumped up and avoided the spears, with them stabbing the ground instead. He then fired another series of shots mid-air. White reacted just in time to create a Barrier to block the shots. Hajime landed back on the ground and quickly reload Donner and Schlag. But as he finished, White rushed towards him in a blink of an eye, and swung her scythe, but Hajime narrowly dodged it by leaning back.

She launched several more swings, which Hajime dodged the first few and parried the last on. Then he countered with a front flip kick, which she blocked with her scythe and pushed him away. As Hajime got back his footing, he charged towards White and uses Gale Claws with his revolvers. White dodged the first series of the attack and then uses her scythe. Each other's attacks were clashing and parrying rapidly.

White then was able to knock Hajime off balance and kicked him away. She charged in and launched a rapid series of swings with her scythe, but Hajime was able to dodge each and everyone, and then parried the last one. White still got her balance and then attacked with a powerful right hook swing, but Hajime hopped to avoid it, then jumping off the blade of the scythe with his left foot, and as Hajime flew over her, he fired a volley of shots at her back, harming her, before landing back down.

Grunting in irritancy, White threw down her scythe, jamming the blade through the ground, then she conjured a pair of basketball-sized balls of webbing in her hands and threw them at Hajime, and kept making more of them and consecutively threw them. Hajime reacted quick enough to avoid the web balls, which detonated, releasing a lot of webs in all directions; he narrowly avoided the last few ones. Suddenly, White teleported behind him with her scythe back in her hands and swung it downwards, which Hajime blocked with his left arm. She teleported all around him, trying to strike him as he dodged or parried them. But the one strike managed to hit him, forcing Hajime off balance, leaving him open for White's continuous assault. Then with one powerful strike, she launched him into a building, making a huge hole on it.

Hajime got back up, ignoring the pain, then jumped out of the hole and fired a barrage of bullets, which White dodged and then parried the last few of them. Once he landed back on the street, Hajime used Transmute, making a lot of large rock spikes popping out of the street. White moved around to avoid some of them and then jumped up high into the air, avoiding all of the spikes. Then she used Dimensional Maneuvering to jump midair horizontally, doing a back flip, then landing on the building across the other one.

White then fired huge nets of webbing towards him, but using Quick Step, Hajime ran up the building, avoiding the nets. He darted high up into the air, way higher than White. He then desummoned Donner and Schlag for his Schlagen AA. While in mid-air, Hajime charged up his rifle and fired at White. She narrowly jumped out of its way, but the shot hit the spot on the roof she jumped from and caused a powerful explosion. White got caught in the blast and was sent flying a block across the street. Hajime landed on the top of the building, then he pulled out his Crystal Key and used it to open a gate. Meanwhile, White had a hard landing, but got back up, with minor sores throughout her body.

White: Oww....

Rista: Oh my gosh! Are you alright?!

White turned around to find Ristarte and Seiya, who both happen to be crossing the road.

Seiya: Let's go, we're out of here.

Rista: What?! Can't you at least show some concern here?!

Seiya: I don't get into other people's businesses. For all we know, we might get involved in a gang war.

Rista: How does this look like a gang war?!

White suddenly sensed teleportation magic. It first appeared on top of the building Hajime was on and then it disappeared and reappeared on top of a skyscraper 2 miles from her. She used Clairvoyance to see further, which she finds Hajime holding Schlagen AA. Hajime takes aim and charges up Schlagen, smirking as he looks back at her. Having a gut feeling that something's wrong, based on White's behavior, Seiya ran away, paranoid as always, leaving behind Rista.

Rista: Hey, where are you going?! (Sighs) Why can't he for once not be an uptight weirdo?

Fully charges, Hajime fired. As the shot sped towards White, she teleported out of it's way. But Rista....

Rista: Huh?

The shot landed on the spot where White was, blowing up the street as well as Rista. She screamed as she was blasted high into the air while on fire. Meanwhile, Hajime couldn't find White nor any signs of her after the shot through the scope. Suddenly, with his instincts, he looked down the building where he saw White jumping from Dimensional platform to platform towards him with her scythe imbued with Black Blade. Hajime backed away quick enough before a huge part of the edge of the high-rise was obliterates. She stands in midair via a Dimensional platform, then she summons a whole lot of Black Bullet magic circles.

Hajime: Well, looks like you got surprises of your own.

White opened fire, but Hajime switched out Schlagen for his Mechanic Shield in time to block the assault. However, the ground below him is starting to crack, as most of the top of the high-rise is about to collapse from White's Black Bullets. With quick thinking, Hajime threw a Sonic Grenade over the shield towards her. The grenade emitted loud, powerful sounds, harming her ears as if they're literally stabbed by knives. The insides of her whole body was also affected.

White: GAAHHH!!!!

This forced her to stop the assault. As the top of the building starts to collapse, Hajime used Aerodynamics jump halfway towards another building. While in mid-air, he switched his Shield for the Agni Orkan and fired. The missiles sped towards White, still having painful earaches from the grenade, but she still saw them coming with Fluoroscopy and created a Barrier before they bombarded her, creating a lot of smoke from the explosions.

Hajime landed on the top of the other building, switching Orkan for Metzelei Disaster. He revs it up and aimed at the smoke where White was last seen. A few seconds pasted by before White burst out of the smoke, jumping towards Hajime with Dimensional Maneuvering. Hajime open fired, unleashing a stream of bullets towards White. She uses a Dimensional platform as a flying hoverboard as she dodge the bullets while speeding towards Hajime. As the stream of bullets was about to hit their mark just as White was about two dozen yards away from him, she teleported above Hajime and swung her scythe. Hajime managed to back away to avoid getting sliced, but Metzelei wasn't so lucky.

Hajime activates his Steel Arms and Legs skills and charged towards her, attacking with a barrage of punches and kicks, which she was able to block, she countered with a kick, pushing him back. She fought back with fast, powerful swings, which Hajime dodged and parried with his arms and legs. He then was able to parry one strike and knee her in the stomach, then landed two punched to her face and then grabbed her shoulders and headbutted her face. White slid across the floor of the building top on her feet, still standing, but she was dizzy from the headbutt. Hajime charged towards her, and with a roundhouse kick to the right side of her face, he sent her flying towards a different high-rise, punching a huge hole straight through it. She then crash landed on the ground, near the front of another high-rise.

White got back up, ignoring the pain. With the Crystal Key, Hajime appeared from a portal, over a dozen yards away in front of her. She glared had Hajime, clenching her scythe, and he responded with a smile, looking back at her. Still has the Steel Arms and Legs skills on, Hajime then activated his Riftwalk skill, then charged at her in rapid zigzags. White raised her scythe, trying to block, but as Hajime rams into her, he pushed her towards the building like a runaway train, smashing her into it. Within the building, Hajime and White started rapidly clashing blow to blow, creating many destructive shockwaves, bombarding the insides of the building, from the bottom to almost the top in several seconds. In one of the upper floors, White and Hajime charged at each other, both ready to land a powerful hit like this is some sort of jousting match. However, Hajime landed the hit first, punching up White's jaw with his left arm, sending her straight up towards the stratosphere, blowing up the whole top of the building.

As she regained her consciousness as she's going up, a gate made by Hajime's Crystal Key appeared and then Hajime appeared, diving towards her to try to land a powerful punch. However, she landed a perfectly time counter by striking Hajime with her scythe. As they both start falling down, Hajime launched Flying Gale Claws at White, which she managed to dodge, though the last one of the projectiles almost hit her right cheek. She fired back with Black Spears, which he dodged too.

They darted towards each other; Hajime threw a kick, which she blocked with her scythe. He then launched another volley of Gale Claws, but by spinning her scythe, White blocked them all. She then teleported behind him, attacking with her scythe, which Hajime reacted in time to block the first strike and then parrying several other swings with his arms and legs. He kicked her in the stomach, sending her over several yards away. Hajime summoned out Alvus and fired a buckshot of poison needles, but White teleported a distance behind him, avoiding the shot. Hajime fired several more shots, which she dodged by weaving through the air. He fire one more shot, but she teleported past it and swatted Alvus out of his hands with her scythe, and then she swung it again, which Hajime dodged by backing away a good distance with Quick Step.

Both glided towards each other again, attacking, dodging, blocking, parrying, and countering each other continuously with pure finesse and martial arts and also launching projectiles at each other, which they both blocked or dodged. Until the clash of White's Scythe and Hajime's right leg launched each other away. She threw her scythe at him, spinning like a buzzsaw. He narrowly dodged it and then with Aerodynamics, he darted towards her. White teleported her scythe back into her hands and she parried him, forcing Hajime to dart pass her.

Then they both repeatedly darted back and forth at each other clashing, using Dimensional Maneuvering and Aerodynamics respectively. They then darted everywhere in blinding speeds, rapidly clashing at each other everywhere in the air. Finally, they clashed one more time and pushed each other away. They jumped around in a downward zigzag, slowing down and then stopping their fall, then jumped at each other and collided, pushing each other between White's Scythe while standing on their platforms.

Hajime: This is fun and all, but you're getting on my nerves. Time to wrap things up.

White: Took the words out of my mouth.

Hajime suddenly disappeared, thanks to White's Dimensional Magecraft. Hajime found himself in somewhere else. It was like he was in space, but it looked like there are spider webs everywhere. And somehow, Hajime felt that he was slowly getting weaker by the second.

Hajime: Well that's just great.

Then, a lot of White's clones appeared out of nowhere, surrounding him.

White's clones: Die!

Hajime tries to use Ancient Magic, but they weren't working properly. White's clones moved closer to Hajime to finish him off. However, Hajime smirked as, from under his jacket, he released a lot of Flash Grenades all around him. They detonated, blinding the clones. Then Hajime pulled the Crystal Key from under his sleeve, opened a gate and entered through it.

Exiting from the other side of the gate, Hajime landed on the ground, finding himself in an open area next to a school. This is that same location in Isekai Quartet, and the whole roster happens to be around. They all looked confused at Hajime, who just appeared from nowhere.

Tanya: Who are you suppose to be?

Subaru: Wait, how did you get here?

Emilia: Oh, are you new here? You're welcome to introduce yourself.

Hajime ignored everyone, thinking that his fight with White isn't over, and he's right. White teleports a dozen yards behind him.

Hajime: You don't give up, do you?

She twirls her scythe around with only her right hand, then brought it down on the ground with the bottom end, making a dent on the ground. Hajime, turns around to face her.

Hajime: Good. Neither do I.

Hajime uses his Treasure Trove to summon six Cross Velts besides him and a pair of Orestes in his hands. Using Dimensional Magecraft, White teleported a small army of her clones by her side. Everyone around them tensed up from what's happening.

Kazuma: Uh... w-what's going on?

Emilia: Eh- w-wait, can't we all talk this out?

Aqua: What do you two think you're doing?! And what's with that army of icky spiders?!

Ainz: I have a bad feeling about this....

Naofumi: Raphtalia, Filo, we're out of here.

Filo: Wait, but shouldn't we stop them?

Hajime smiled before he got into a fighting stance and his Cross Velts powers up their guns. White's clones starts charging towards him, and so did Hajime. His Cross Velts open fired on the clones, killing some of them. Hajime rushed in and starts slashing the clones with his Orestes, while also shooting bullets or launching grenades with them. At this point, everyone decided to run and leave, not wanting to get involved in this. Some actually wanted to stop this or try to jump in, but was stopped by the others.

Naofumi: Go, now!

Ainz: Everyone, make haste to safety!

Kazuma: What the hell is going on?!

Albedo: How dare you two interrupt this lovely day between Lord Ainz and I! You both will-!

Ainz: Not now, Albedo!

Megumin: Not to worry, I will break up this fight with my Expl-!

Kazuma: Are you crazy?! Let's just get out of here!

Hajime and his Cross Velts kept killing more of White's clones. Then he jumped a good distance from them.

Hajime: Hey, disgusting bugs, over here!

Most of her clones teleported towards him; he's still killing more of them. The Cross Velts then flew towards White, who has a bunch of her clones besides her. They fired at her, but she dodged the volley. Her clones weren't able to avoid them though.

White: Woah, crap!

White used Eye of Repulsion to repel another volley, and then ran. One got in front of her and charged towards her. She jumped and hit it with her scythe, but it then self destruct blasting White in the face. She was sent flying for a bit, but got back on her feet. The other Cross Velts kept shooting at her, which White continued dodging. Then one by one, they darted towards her, but she moved out of their way by dodging or teleporting. They then homed towards her all at once, ready to self destruct. However, with her Eye of Extinction, they disappeared into dust right before they reach her.

Meanwhile, Hajime was killing more of her clones, but they just kept coming. Hajime threw his Orestes and they flew around, slashing any clone in their path while he kills more clones unarmed, punching and kicking them to death. Some of the clones launched Black Spears, which Hajime dodged. He then summoned more grenades and tossed them around, obliterating the clones surrounding him. The Orestes retuned back into his hands. Then, Hajime dodged spider threads from the clones. They shot more webbing which homed in on Hajime like Darkseid's Omega Beams. He dodged even more of them, but then he narrowly dodged a swing from White's Scythe. Hajime then parried more swings from her scythe and then tried to counter with a kick, but White blocked with her scythe, sending her sliding across on her feet. Looking around Hajime found himself surrounded.

Hajime: Shit, got to think of something quick.

Some clones jumped towards him, but with his pair of Orestes mixed with Gale Claws, he sliced them. However, White structed Hajime from behind. Seizing the opportunity, White's clones webbed Hajime's feet to the ground. She then charged up another swing, imbuing her scythe with Black Blade. As she swung at Hajime, Tio's... "kindred spirit" jumped in the way for no other reason than... you know how she is, getting struck on the back, hitting her instead of Hajime, much to both his and White's surprise. She then dropped to the ground on her front.

Kazuma: Darkness! You idiot!

Visha: Are you alright?!

A few seconds later, Darkness suddenly rolls around the ground, laughing and groaning in pleasure from the pain from White's attack.

Darkness: Ahahahaha! Oh, the pain, it's amazing!

White and Hajime were really weirded out and confused from this, staring at her.

White: Huh? What the... what...?

Hajime: Why does she remind me of...?

Suddenly, they both snapped out of it and glared back at each other, ready to continue the fight. White prepared one powerful swing from her scythe. Hajime blocked with his arms, but was sent crashing into the school, destroying most of the walls and ceilings. Hajime got back up, bursting out of the debris he was buried in. White teleported a dozen yards away in front of him.

Hajime gritted his teeth and prepared to dart towards her. But just as he moved, White used Inert Evil Eye, freezing him in place. But she then noticed Hajime started glitching. He was getting out of the Evil Eye's effect with Restoration Magic. In response, she charged up Black Wave Motion Gun. Just as Hajime broke free and darted towards her, White waved her left hand, releasing a dark wave that destroyed the rest of the school and blasted Hajime through a few blocks of buildings.

After that, Hajime coughs as he struggles to get up. Suddenly, literally thousands of White's clones appeared around him. He found himself surrounded by a huge army of them. White then teleported in front of him and kicks him back down to the ground. She and her clone army created so many Black Bullet magic circles high above them, almost blocking out the sky. They all aimed directly at Hajime, ready to finish him with an onslaught.

Hajime: Hey, you look pale. Don't go out much, huh?

Using Treasure Trove, Hajime summoned a Solar Bomb in his right hand, which White doesn't recognize.

Hajime: Want a tan?

He lightly rolled it across the ground until it bumps into White's left foot as she looks at it, confused on what it is.

White: What the-?

The Solar Bomb suddenly shined brighter than the Sun and then there was a powerful, humongous explosion, blasting everyone and everything within a 6 mile diameter.

In the aftermath, there was so much smoke from the explosion in the affected area. There lies White on the ground unconscious, until she woke up, gasping and coughing for air. She is wounded from the explosion, some burns and broken bones. She tries to get up, but couldn't, due to her injuries. She then used Healing Magic and patched up most of it. White grabbed her scythe and tried getting up again. She struggled due to painful sores throughout her body because of the explosion, but managed to get back on her feet.

White: That jerk, it hurts so much...! (Sighs) That was crazy, he was so tough. At least it's over now. I need a drink....

Suddenly, Hajime darted from the smoke with the Pile Bunker attached to his left arm. White reacted in time to block, but the force of the Pile Bunker striking her scythe launched her across a good distance. Hajime apparently was also wounded from the blast, but converted some mana to boost his healing for a bit.

Hajime: Damn bug, I'll turn you to fried spider!

White got back up, and teleports above Hajime. He blocked a downward swing of her scythe and shoved her back, then threw several grenades at her, which she avoided by teleporting before they blew up. White reappeared behind Hajime and swung her scythe horizontally left. He ducked to dodge the attack and then back hand swung his Pile Bunker, which she blocked with her scythe, sending her sliding across the ground on her feet about a dozen yards away.

They both pant for a short while, catching their breath. Then Hajime charged towards her, ready to hit her with the Pile Bunker again. However, White's wounds regenerated enough to regain some of her strength. She parried Hajime's attack, then kicks him away. She charged towards him and swung her scythe, which Hajime blocked with the Bunker.

White: I am going to pull through this. I have to.

She swung again, and again was blocked.

White: I have to live. And to live, I have to put you down.

With all her remaining might, she swung continuously, slowly overpowering Hajime and damaging the Bunker.

White: I will survive this, I will survive and see those close to me again.

After one more swing, the Bunker shattered into pieces.

White: I can only live once! I will make my only life count; I will survive and live my life to my heart's content!

She reeled back her scythe for a left hook swing. Hajime raises his left prosthetic arm, blocking more strikes.

White: I'M GOING TO SURVIVE, DAMMIT!!!! I WILL LIVE TO SEE ANOTHER DAY!!!!

White continued assaulting him until one strike shattered his arm. With him defenseless, she prepared one more over hand swing, ready to strike.

White: I AM GOING TO SURVIVE!!!!

She swung with the last of her might. However, Hajime blocked the blade with the palm of his right hand, causing a shockwave spanning a dozen yard long radius. White was shocked that he blocked it; he then started radiating a red aura that grew stronger by the second, indicating that he activated his Overload skill.

Hajime: Heh, well what do you know?

White was surprised that he can also use telepathy.

White: W...wha...?

Hajime: I was thinking the same thing.

He used Restoration Magic to restore his left arm, then reels back and punched her face, recoiling her back several yards away. White then teleported behind him and Hajime threw a punch. She avoided it by teleporting behind him, swinging her scythe. Hajime dodged by back flip jumping over her and dropped a Space Explosion Grenade. It detonated, stunning White. She felt that her Dimensional Magecraft was acting up; she's can't teleport now.

Grunting in frustration and clenching her scythe, she charged at him, trying to attack again, but with a backhand swing, Hajime shattered the blade of her scythe. Then he punched her in the chest, sending her back a few city blocks away. She tumbled and then slid across the ground on her front and stopped, grunting from the pain of that punch. She tried to get up, but struggled.

White: No.... Get up, dammit...! Come on...!

Still not giving up, despite the current odds, she gritted her teeth and slowly got back up, ignoring the pain.

White: Go on... keep coming at me....

Turning around to the direction towards Hajime, she angerly glared at him as he walk towards her from several dozen yards away.

White: I will never go down without a fight....!

With most of the her magic left, she conjured tons of Black Spear magic circles.

White: BRING IT ON!!!!

White then roared at the top of her lungs as she fired so many Black Spears. Hajime ran towards her while dodging all the spears. He then punched straight through her chest, impaling her with his left arm. She grunts from the pain while coughing out a lot of blood. Hajime removed his arm through her body.

White bit down her teeth in anger as she used the very last of her magic to imbue her right hand with Black Blade. She tried to land the attack, but Hajime chopped her arm off with Gale Claw. White tries to ignore the pain and then threw a punch with her left arm, but he caught her fist and kneed her in the stomach, then punched her throat and then with Gale Claw again, he slashed across the left side of her face, destroying her left eye; she screeched in pain. Then Hajime moved all around the place so fast like a blur, rapidly beating White all up to a pulp, and then finished with a punch to her stomach. As she clutches her stomach, Hajime grabbed her neck and electrocuted her with a powerful release of Lightning Field, and then released her.

With so little strength left, not able to lift even a finger, her legs shook before giving out and then she fell to her knees, bleeding and covered in bruises. Hajime walks away from her, taking out his crystal key and opening a gate, going through it. Shortly later, White notices something glowing through the thick smoke in the sky. It then cleared, revealing a large building-sized meteor alongside several smaller ones falling from the sky. They were going to impact a spot a mile from where White is. When they did, they caused a massive explosion, with the blast quickly heading towards her.

White: No way....

White screamed in agony as she's being blasted away, and everything went white.

When the dust settled, a gate opened and Hajime exited it. He looked around for White to make sure she was down. He then spotted her a dozen yards away. As Hajime got closer, White was still alive, but can barely move at all. Her whole body was covered with severe burns. He walked close enough for both of them to see eye to eye.

Hajime: You know, you remind me of myself for a bit there.

White: You... too....

Hajime summoned Donner and points it at her head. White slowly turned her head towards the setting Sun.

White: End... of the line... for... me....

She had one good look at the sunset before closing her working right eye, shedding a tear. Finally, Hajime shot her head, finishing her off.

Hajime: Yeah... looks like it.

Hajime turned his head, looking at the sunset as he feels the cool breeze from the wind.

KNOCKOUT

Results

Hajime drove his Brise towards the sunset, while the whole Isekai Quartet roster, who all somehow survived the whole thing, looks at him in shock and confusion as he drove pass them.

Meanwhile, White's soul floats up to the beautiful sky into Heaven (a reference to when Kumoko ate that Rot bug in episode 4).

Boomstick: Well, she's barbequed, so I guess there's your fried spider. I don't know if that's tasty or... gross. Maybe that's why he didn't eat her back there. Like literal eating, I mean. The other "eating" however, mmmm....

Wiz: You are so on the F.B.I. list.

Boomstick: Pshh, let them barge in. Instead of prosecuting me, those nosy fed pigs will get buckshots instead. (Clears throat) Anyway, that was awesome!

Wiz: This battle was certainly close. Both White and Hajime were extremely deadly and powerful fighters and had plenty of ways to counter each other, given that some of their abilities are similar in function.

Boomstick: Like how both can mess with space, toy with each other's souls, cast illusions, heal themselves, store items in pocket dimensions, see the past or future, create platforms mid-air for jumping or standing, and go anywhere they want with teleportation or portals.

Wiz: Though White did have some advantages over Hajime. With Dimensional Magecraft, she can teleport for travel and offense more reliably, and she doesn't need any artifacts to do so, unlike Hajime.

Boomstick: Plus, the spider gal had more tricks up her sleeve, including magic spells, Magecraft, and her Evil Eye shenanigans. Sure Hajime can counter some of them, but key words being "some of them." His Ancient Magic are super powerful, but the spider gal can use Magic Manipulation to pull a Straight Flush against his Four Aces.

Popup: Hajime has no connections to the MA System whatsoever, so it's unlikely that hacking it will help Shiraori at all. Even then, her hacking attempts can be prevented, as shown by Sariel. While debatable, it's possible that Hajime could also prevent or counter such attacks with Information Manipulation, which was said to change the information of all things, which is in some ways similar to what the System does.

Wiz: And while Concept Magic is impressive, it wouldn't exactly be much help. It could be argued that Hajime can use it to create something that could give him an edge or tip the scales in his favor, but as it requires complete concentration and his true desires, the chance of successfully pulling it off mid-fight is slim.

Boomstick: And to top it all off, she had plenty of other ways to make it difficult for Hajime, like absorbing energy from around, make him not feel so good with the Thanos Snap eye trick, teleport him to wherever she wants, mess with his stats, or beat the crap out of him in her pocket dimensions. Hajime's no slouch, but the spider gal had twice as much experience. And if that's not enough, she can transfer her soul to any of her clones to survive. Hajime's going to have a really hard time squashing that little spider.

Popup: While the Boundary Field is completely under Shiraori's control and can be used to seal targets, there is no indication that it's inescapable to dimensional travelers. Hajime's Crystal Key allows him to escape pocket dimensions before, and it's used to travel to any location or dimension with no known restrictions or limits. Shiraori can teleport to her pocket dimensions and back at will, but she has never shown teleporting to another whole universe or dimension.

Wiz: Sure. Given her more extensive experience and greater multitasking, it's likely she could capitalize these advantages. At first glance, she could have taken the win. However, the victor is determined by a greater percentage of winning, not by specific circumstances. In fact, if we run this fight 100x, White could win... 45 or so of them overall.

Boomstick: Damn, that was close! But sadly for the spider gal, Hajime had just what it takes to nab the other 55 victories.

Popup: Shiraori must directly affect the brain for mind control, but Hajime has mind affecting artifacts that doesn't need physical contact. Hajime's senses and superior speed will make it difficult for her clones to access his brain anyway. It wouldn't matter either way, as both have resisted mind attacks in the past.

Wiz: Thanks to Hajime's much wider arsenal, he had enough offensive options to keep White on her toes.

Boomstick: One has only a farming tool, the other has a shit ton of guns, a laser shooting satellite, and other cool stuff. That's pretty obvious.

Wiz: In fact, some of his gear can counteract White. For examples, his fire or heat based weapons can take advantage of her webbing's weakness to fire and his Space Explosion Grenades can disrupt her teleportation. Even with White's abilities and magic, her very limited arsenal of her own meant that both combatants were somewhat even in controlling this fight. If Hajime held on for long enough, he could have exploited enough opportunities to push her back or even kill her.

Boomstick: Spoiler alert: he totally can.

Wiz: Frankly, she didn't stand a chance against his sheer speed. White and those scaling to her may dodge bullets, but Hajime and those comparable to himself can dodge lasers, and lasers are obviously faster than bullets.

Boomstick: Yep, she'll eat plenty of his dust. And even though scaling the spider gal to Ariel clocks her at least Mach 50, Hajime and Japanese Mulan are still about 17481x faster. There's just no contest, she's way too slow for him.

Popup: Kumoko once dodged a ray of light after it's fired, but this doesn't necessary make her as fast as light itself, which Shizuku, Kaori, and Hajime can outrun. She's likely as fast a light after her ascension, but it's unclear if she can go any faster, as this is the only lightspeed feat she has ever shown. Her current level and stats aren't specified and even Statistics Amplification wasn't specific on how much it increases her stats. Hajime and those comparable to him have more similar feats, like Shizuku dodging many lasers at once and Hajime and his party defeating Apostles, who are at fast as Miledi. Scaling Hajime to Miledi, he at best is 10x faster than light or anything Shiraori has ever experienced.

Wiz: Slow enough that Hajime could avoid almost anything White can throw at him. Even with her super computer-like wits and Dimensional Magecraft, it was only a matter of time before she could no longer keep up.

Popup: Hajime has already defeated and even outwitted foes smarter and more experienced than himself, like Noint, who had far more experience and knowledge than Shiraori ever had. Hajime is also a genius and unorthodox strategist in his own right; it'd be difficult for her to outsmart him, at least not so easily.

Boomstick: Sure, but let's get to the most exiting part that we've all been itching for: which powerhouse is more powerful than the other?

Wiz: Due to White's godly status, her potential should be well above those limited by the System.

Boomstick: Including Ariel, who can tango with mountain busting monsters. But even better, remember how she scales to that Gwar guy? Who squeezed together continents to create a mountain range, which would need at least 2 gigatons of T.N.T.?

Wiz: Impressive, but remember how Hajime scales to Shea, who significantly harmed Lutria? In that same battle, their clash caused a worldwide shockwave.

Boomstick: She ain't a planet buster, but considering that the nature chick is the "will of the planet" and Shea can easily overpower her and give a good beating, she can likely break continents, way more than just a bunch of mountains.

Wiz: But to be fair, we lowballed the mountain range feat. See, mountain ranges vary in size and some of the biggest are actually made up of several larger mountains and many, many more smaller mountains, potentially having much more mass than what we've previously estimated. Highballing it and assuming the range's total mass was actually 5x more than what we've estimated, this would mean White can output 10 gigatons of T.N.T.

Boomstick: That's 200 super nukes, bitches! Enough to burn down all of France! Totally devastating, but not even a thousandth way close to what Hajime or the bunny girl can really do.

Wiz: Lowballing it and assume that at his best, Hajime can only destroy one continent as small as Greenland, the largest island in the world, the energy needed to violently fragment that much land requires more than 155399 gigatons.

Boomstick: That's about 622x as powerful as the La Garita eruption, the most powerful volcanic eruption ever on Earth! Or nearly 15540x as powerful as the spider gal's mountain range feat! So, is that it? Is Hajime too powerful for her? Nope! The spider gal has one more feat that's way better! Remember when she ate that Bomb? That thing was stated to blow up the whole continent of Kasanagara, and she absorbed its power! All of it!

Popup: Shiraori has yet to show the same destructive power as the GMA Bomb, but the fact that she absorbed its power at all meant that at best, she should be capable of doing so.

Wiz: By examining the location of the Bomb on this map of Kasanagara and Daztrudia, the blast radius is at least 4520 miles long, about as long as South America from north to south. To destroy that much area, the blast yield must be about 9 petatons of T.N.T.

Boomstick: That's 175343098 fucking super nukes, bitches! Hajime's big rock can kill half the dinosaurs, but the spider gal's Bomb is over 175x that! That's enough power to, oh, nothing too impressive, just cause WORLDWIDE EXTINCTION 88x AT ONCE!!!!

Wiz: At this point, Hajime may seem outclassed, but based on Shea overwhelming Lutria in their fight, she should be at the same ballpark as White, and so should Hajime. Remember, the Greenland feat we've calculated earlier is a huge lowball, as actual continents like North America, Africa, Antarctica, or Asia are clearly much bigger, so his actual maximum potential is most likely much higher than that.

Boomstick: So the spider gal and Hajime are pretty even in terms of raw power and durability. Does that make this battle a draw?

Wiz: Not quite. Even though White's potential matches Hajime's, she still has to hit him enough times to put him down. Considering their speed difference, as we've talked about earlier, guess who'll land enough hits first?

Boomstick: Hajime?

Wiz: Hajime.

Boomstick: "But wait, Wiz, what about when the spider gal punched D's head off?! Isn't that lazy bitch a planet buster?!"

Wiz: Don't get the wrong idea, this feat is very unclear. While D is implied to be able to destroy planets, as proven when she prevented the planet's destruction by feeding it with her own magic or when she created the System which modified that same planet, there's no evidence to suggest that White can come even close to match D's power.

Popup: Everyone's stats in Shiraori's world are different, even gods and Administrators like D herself. Anyone could be a glass cannon, brick wall, jack of all trades, etc. D's stats were never revealed, so it's unclear if her defense stats equal to her offense stats.

Boomstick: Yep. Even with the same destructive potential as Hajime, she wasn't fast enough to keep up. Once she runs out of steam, she'll be the first one to "explode." Heh heh heh.

Wiz: (Clears throat) Shiraori was certainly a worthy adversary. With her abilities and magic mixed with her impressive intelligence, having the determination to rival Hajime's, and the literal power to match his own, White was one of his greatest contenders. However, she was still no match for his varied arsenal and overwhelming speed.

Boomstick: 🎶The itsy bitsy spider gal messed with Hajime! Down came the rocks and blew the spider up! Down goes the Sun and oh look, she's all burnt up, and the itsy bitsy spider gal crawled up to Nirvana!🎶

Wiz: The winner is Hajime Nagumo.

Soundtrack

The track for the fight would have been called "Worlds' Rising Predators." It would have English lyrics alongside some vocals with a female singer, and would have been a combination of the styles of music based on Bursty Greedy Spider by Konomi Suzuki and FLARE by Void Chords. The soundtrack is a homage to both combatants, representing their hardships to become as powerful as they currently are.

The title refers to both Shiraori and Hajime becoming extremely powerful beings very quickly despite starting out being weak and having little to no entitlements. It also references how Shiraori was called the "Nightmare of the Labyrinth" as a spider, which is a predator, and also how Hajime was once called the "Predator."

The cover shows two planets radiating aura; one on [your] left has white aura and the other has red. They both hover above each hand of a black, shadowy figure, radiating red and white aura; compared to its size, the planets are the size of softballs. The figure has eight eyes that are similar to White's when she was in her spider form, but appears more menacing. Its six smaller eyes glow pink while its left bigger eye glows red, and the right one is closed and has a red scar across it. All the opened eyes emanate aura. The figure also has a red, menacing smile. This refers to both Shiraori and Hajime as powerful beings whos actions caused major events in their respective worlds, Shiraori in the unnamed planet and Hajime in Tortus.

Trivia

• The connections between Shiraori and Hajime are that both are anti-heroic isekai protagonists who were Japanese high school students who suddenly ended up in fantasy worlds, and were both weak and unlucky at first, but eventually became extremely powerful via hardships. Coincidentally, they both grew rapidly stronger when trapped in extremely dangerous labyrinths, the Elroe and Orcus Labyrinths respectively. They also both, alongside their classmates and teachers, were isekaied by powerful, antagonistic beings, D and Ehit respectively. White and Hajime both rescued and befriended vampires early in their respective journeys, Sophia and Yue respectively. Despite their questionable actions, they both have shown to be better heroes than those with "Hero" entitlements, Schlain and Kouki respectively.
  • Both of their respective series started as web novels, then light novels, then manga, and then anime.
• This battle would have been in 2D, along with some hand-drawn animations, similar to Sanji VS Rock Lee, Shadow VS Ryuko, and Lex Luthor VS Dr. Doom.
• The original thumbnail was made by The Eldritch Snowcone. It was later replaced by a new thumbnail made by RXZ-712.