MUTANT BUSTERS VS MURDER DRONES
in a battle between those wronged by mysterious forces who will emerge to live another day?
Beginning[]
during an apocalypse situation it can be easy to contract something that can start killing you off and these two suffer just that
Uzi Doorman the rebellious teenage robot from murder drones
and Jim Rubik mostly known as Sheriff and the half mutant from mutant busters
their wiz and broomstick and i'm void and its our job to analyze their weapons...
armor...
and abilities to find out who would win...A DEATH BATTLE!
Uzi murders DEATH BATTLE![]
hold up real quick guys
*void pulls out a grey box with a red button on it he then presses it and a flash of light occurs transforming the show hosts with wiz turning into a worker drone,broomstick turning into a disassembly drone and void sprouting a pair of dark flesh wings*
WOAH WHAT THE F-!
*TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES STAND BY*
the world of murder drones is similar to our own but with a few key differences and thanks to JCJenson
IN SPACE!
a new type of technology was introduced and said tech was the worker drones which in simplest terms were robo-"unpaid interns"
that is...really the only way to describe it but on one single planet something brewed up with copper-9 becoming inhabitable to all human kind the worker drones were able to advance their society with true freedom for the first time
but there were dangers out in their new world and only one thing could save them.....a drone by the name of Khan Doorman who built nigh invulnerable doors to protect the worker drones but his daughter would be something more she would accomplish a goal seemingly impossible she was called Uzi Doorman
and you must understand Uzi was quite a smart worker drone being one of the top in her class and being able to build her sick as hell rail-gun which proved helpful when a threat came down from above these were the murder drones
it was during her first encounter with designation N that she learned not to trust everything they have been given what followed was a massive Domino effect which lead to Uzi gaining one of her most powerful abilities..the absolute solver
*one of wizards eyes transform into the solver as he uses the solver to rotate a steel cube*
you see with the solver Uzi can do many things such as lift objects into the air or interact with the size and orientation of objects and some other users can use it to create matter
*as wiz talks he uses to solver to do various things to the cube such as making it bigger or smaller or rotating it as well as splitting it into four but then the cube drop to the ground as wiz sprouts six fleshy tentacles from his back and a tail with a stinger on it he then lunges at boomstick*
OH %$#@!
*boomstick's hands turn into shotguns and the stand by banner appears as shotgun blasts can be heard when it returns both wiz and boomstick are tied up in chains*
it also can cause its users to transform into monstrous solver forms like what just happened to wizard
over her adventures Uzi has encountered many road blocks such as doll another worker drone with the absolute solver
speaking of doll despite them both possessing the same solver we cannot in anyway confirm that Uzi can use the same effects that Doll uses and despite being able to create blackholes it was only while under the control of CYN who is apart of the solver meaning it is most likely only her who can use it
but she still is quite hard to put down with her being able to summon force-fields as well as heal from injuries
she is fast enough to react to bullets and she built her rail-gun from bits and pieces showing just how gifted she is
and despite all her hardships she has shown she is one of the strongest in her world
"BITE ME!"
Jim Rubik busts up DEATH BATTLE![]
the planet earth,a peaceful and prosperous place but that all changed when a single event happened this event terraformed the entirety of earth into the shape of a gluteus maximus surviving humans have taken to calling this event the big fart
*boomstick who had been holding in laughter had finally fallen to the ground in a fit of laughter void then pulls out the button box again before pressing the button causing another flash of light changing the hosts into themselves but in the art style of mutant busters*
STOP THAT IT FEELS LIKE I AM BEING TURNED INSIDE OUT EVERY TIME YOU DO THAT!
anyways with the earth transforming came a few problems for humanity 1 mutants started appearing and some people began mutating into strange mutants 2 the right half of earth became inhabitable to humans without the use of specialized gas masks meant to protect against the toxic fumes
but one person would inadvertently become the Savior that humanity needed his name was Jim Rubik but most called him Sheriff
once a pig farmer with his brother that changed when the big fart happened with his brother seemingly dying Jim was left with the sheriff badge given to him by his brother what followed was Jim becoming a treasure hunter who regularly ventured to the right cheek in order to bring back treasures of the old world and on one venture he brought back a strange crystal this was the start of his new life
and on this journey Jim has went through a lot including massive explosions no normal human should survive he also can react to laser fire he also can fly VIA FARTING I do not even know how to describe it!
for context Rubik was somewhere deep inside the crust and he had to carry his GF and his brother who was still alive out of the crust he also could survive consuming peppers that would cause death to most humans
but as you could probably tell Jim ain't a normal human no he is a half mutant and he had a timer on his normal human life
however thanks to a device placed on his arm the mutation would be halted and be drained of energy preventing further spreading but that energy had to go somewhere so now he can fire lasers at a rapid rate no need to reload at all he just has to keep track of its batteries and he will be fine
he could react to attacks from the mutant overlord who is faster than light and he is trained in many forms of gun handling
but you cannot very well be a master marksman without a gun and he has two of them his first one was just a standard laser gun and no it is not the device that keeps him from mutating that's a device on his wrist with secrets that it hid
his other gun is much more complicated with it being nonlethal to humans and human based entities it targets mutated flesh and captures it transforming it into energy that can be used to power buildings and vehicles
speaking of vehicles he has his SUV which he uses to traverse the wastelands at high speeds and at the end of his journey he had saved the whole world from the mutant crisis but something waited beyond the stars but until then he has time to kick back and relax but keep in mind he is ready to bust evil at any time
"the names Jim Rubik but my friends call me sheriff"
DEATH BATTLE[]
we have run the data through all possibilities now its time to settle this once and for all
IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!
prelude[]
transported to this wasteland via some unknown force Uzi found a slip of paper telling her how to get back home but she had to steal a very important object after being found she was being chased down by some idiot in a blue jump suit
he was Jim Rubik and if Uzi got away with the vital stone the world was doomed
HEY STOP HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SHOUT IT AT YOU FOR YOU TO DO IT?
OH BITE ME YOU STUPID BOYSCOUT!
oh that's crossing a line!
Jim pulls out his laser blaster and takes aim
FIGHT![]
Sheriff pulls the trigger sending a laser straight at Uzi the blast hits her sending her flying down the hall but she does no let go of the rock in her hand she then gets up and keeps running but she cannot shake Jim's pursuit
just as Uzi was nearing the door Jim takes aim and fires the laser bouncing off the walls and then off a sign outside launching the rock into Jims waiting hand who was running towards his SUV
take that!
he then slams his foot on the peddle and the SUV roars out of the base leaving Uzi in a cloud of dust but she uses her solver to hijack the other SUV she then uses it to pursue Sheriff
you're not losing me that easily!
oh come on
Uzi pulls down her rail gun and she takes aim before opening fire sending a massive laser flying at Jim who spots it and leaps out of the SUV before it explodes forcing sheriff to confront Uzi who pulls over before stepping out of he hijacked SUV
ready to give up?
hardly
Sheriff stands up before pulling his laser gun back out he then stuffs the rock into his pocket allowing for both of his hands to be free while he does that Uzi slings her rail gun over her shoulder and pulls out the knife she took from doll she then spins it in her hand before tightening her grip on the blade then Uzi rushes at Sheriff who raises his gun and fires but Uzi who watched him bring his gun up formed a shield blocking the laser she then jumped out of the shield attempting to slam her knife down on Sheriff but he dodges only for uzi's tail to steal his gun out of his hand
now you have to give up
think again you toaster
Sheriff raises his arm and a green laser bolt flies out hitting and bouncing off his gun striking both his gun and her knife out of her grip leaving her with out a weapon
What?!
i have some tricks up my sleeve too like this!
Sheriff farts and a green cloud covers the area blinding Uzi allowing Sheriff to jump into the SUV Uzi stole he then drove off just as Uzi stepped out of the smoke
i sure am glad I cannot smell anything
she turns and looks at the departing SUV she then grabs her rail gun off her back and sprouts a pair of wings taking flight meanwhile Sheriff thinking he lost her takes a carrot out of one of his pockets and takes a bite but then he hears a sound he heard before and instinctively he turned the car to the left dodging the laser blast while also transferring to off road above Uzi groans before pulling out the knife she recovered she then uses the solver to throw it stopping Sheriff from turning left or right as it stuck the wheel in the left position. Sheriff then looked up and pulled out his laser blaster using both it and his arm mounted blaster to duel wield opening fire on Uzi who used a shield to protect her from the attacks then she shouted at Sheriff
I would be watching the road if I was you
what does that mean?
Jim then turns to find his car racing towards a cliff and this moment of distraction was all Uzi needed so she used the solver to steal the rock before the SUV flew off the cliff then she turned and flew away
i almost feel bad for the idiot
but then a sound started it was a comical sound and when Uzi looked back she was dumbfounded to see Jim flying through the air leaving a trail of green smoke behind him
i am not done YET!
as he approaches he pulls out a new gun and when he pulls the trigger a blue orb attached to the end of a laser flies out and it strikes Uzi stealing away her wings causing her to plummet to the ground and Jim flies don before landing safely he then walks over to the crater only to find the rock at the edge he picks it up and turns to walk away before solver Uzi jumps out of the smoke her wings re-manifested as she jumps on top of him she rips off the device on his arm and raises her hand for the death blow but green energy courses up and down the mutant limb and with one single punch Sheriff transfers all the energy into Uzis head sending her flying and back into normal form Jim then scrambles over to grab the thankfully still working device he then got up and looked at his torn suit before noticing something on the ground it was the badge given to him by his brother
must have come off
Jim grabs it before putting it in his pocket
Uzi gets up to find her mothers choker lying next to her Uzi grabs it and clips it around her neck before standing up she uses the solver to pull her rail gun back into her hand as she faces down Jim Rubik in one last show down
still standing huh?
oh bite me
the two raise their weapons and both fire at the same time.....Uzi falls to the ground the laser having pierced through her brain the camera turns to show that Sheriff had dodged the railgun laser he then stands up before walking over and from up close she can definitely tell she was dead now but he spotted something in her pocket and when he pulled it out he found a picture of Uzi,N and V posing for a photo
sorry
with that Jim buries her before walking off back to base
K.O.[]
ending screen one shows Sheriff collapsing just outside La resistance HQ ending screen two shows the grave of Uzi disappearing in a bright light as she is returned to her world alive and well
there were many factors that influenced this fight and it could have gone either way
and while there are claims that Uzi should reach large planet level Sheriff also has the possibility of large planet level with the effects of his laser which was powered by the cure at the end spreading across earth he also should scale to the king mutant who was responsible for the big fart in the first place
Jim possessed light speed reactions allowing him to dodge just about any of her attacks and while intelligence went to her arsenal was tied
Rubik has many years of living in the world post big fart giving him more experience
also some of his hacks were just to great for her to deal with like his bio gun which would most likely be able to steal her wings and grounding her and sure the solver is powerful we cannot give her access to functions we have not even seen her use please remember this is a sci-fi program it can be different across multiple users
it looks like Uzi just got Busted
the winner is Jim Rubik
NEXT TIME ON DEATH BATTLE![]
I HATE YOU!
do you really want this to be your last puzzle?
IHY Luigi vs disbelief papyrus
(it will be on a blog)
the pile[]
connections:
- both lost a family member at a young age (Uzi lost her mother while Jim lost his brother)
- both have only one thing to remember their lost family members (the choker and the badge)
- along both of their journeys they become part of a group that becomes more and more like family (N and V, La Resistance)
- both become corrupted by the thing that stole away their family members (the solver and the mutants)
- both struggle to control the powers the gain from the said corruption
- both have a love interest who are the opposite of them (N and Vegan sue)
- both search for a cure to the very thing that is trying to corrupt them
- both come from series that use comedy along side the more serious tones (the moments of comedy in murder drones to give a break from all the tragedy happening and all the comedy in Mutant busters is used to draw attention away from the fact most of humanity is dead or infected)
- also one funny thing the phrase "BITE ME" is used in mutant busters by Vegan sue
the OST for this fight would be DRONE BUSTERS
it would be a mix of the mutant busters theme as well as some of the themes from murder drones with some rock and techno mixed in
the track art could be one of four things
- sheriff's arm extends with the solver in his hand as uzi's tail approaches the solver
- Sheriff's survival mask but one of the eyes has a purple solver on it
- Uzi's railgun sits in one corner and Sheriff's hand blaster in the other both open fire upon the solver
- a green fart cloud hovers in the middle with the solver hidden inside. orbiting the solver are the choker and Uzi's rail gun as well as the badge and the hand blaster