Description[]
They both extremely strong women and the female counterparts of males characters, despite their strength and skills, they have more civilized occupations (lawyers and princess), and they have reluctantly teamed up other women to accomplish their goals. This is the second episode of the second season of Dandyclaw's Death Battle.
Interlude[]
Wiz: When it comes to pure strength and the ultimate warrior, most people imagine a big strong man to be a hero.
Boomstick: But these big strong men are nothing compared to the power and ferocity possessed by these female powerhouses
Wiz: Jennifer Walters, Marvel’s Sensational She-Hulk.
Boomstick: And Princess Looma, the princess of the planet Khoros and daughter of Warlord Gar. He's Wiz, and I'm Boomstick
Wiz: And its our job to analyzed their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle
She-Hulk Smashes the 4th wall and Death Battle[]
Wiz: Even as a young woman Jennifer Walters was a fairly normal and successful person. She was a talented lawyer with several law degrees to back her up and a supporting and embarrassing family.
Boomstick: Hey, we’ve all got one of those at home, I mean just look at my family. The only no normal thing is Jen’s life was that she was related to a superhero. That’s right, Jennifer’s cousin is none other than Bruce Banner, AKA the Incredible Hulk.
Wiz: Jennifer was one of the few friends and close family members Bruce ever had. Even as children, Bruce and Jennifer had a strong bond with each other, always having each other’s back no matter what. Even after Bruce’s accident turned him into a fugitive, Jennifer still helped him stay hidden from the police by provide him with safe travel routes to stay under the radar.
Boomstick: But don’t’ be fooled by their different lifestyles, Jen had plenty of danger in her line of work. During one of her court case, Jen was trying to put away a very dangerous mobster, and it looked like the case would be a slam dunk. But the mobster had other plans.
Wiz: Refusing to be defeated by a mere lawyer, the mobster sent three of his men to take out Jennifer on her drive to work. Although the accident didn’t kill Jennifer, it did leave her seriously injured and in need of a blood transfusion.
Boomstick: But luck for Jen, Bruce was in town and more than willing to help his cousin out after everything she did for him by giving her some of his own blood. Sure, they were a match, but he accidently gave her some of his gamma-irradiated blood in the process. So, when the mobster’s goons arrived at the hospital for murder attempt number two, you probably guess what happened next.
Wiz: When the goons attempted to strangle Jennifer, she body rushed with rage and adrenaline, igniting the gamma-irradiated blood in her system and transforming her into a female version of the hulk.
Boomstick: The Sensational She-Hulk, who easily whopped those goons’ butts and got back into her hospital bed without anyone suspecting a thing. Now whether she liked it or not, Jen was now both a lawyer and a superhero, if it were me, I’d prefer the latter, can’t take all those years of law school.
Wiz: With this new transformation, She-Hulk stands over 6 feet tall and weighs in at over 700 of pure feminine muscle. She possess almost all of The Hulk’s powers, including super-strength, durability, speed and healing factor. She’s strong enough to lift cars weighing hundreds of pounds and throw them great distances, one-handed. She can break a large table In half with just an index finger and like the Hulk, she can gain additional strength from anger and other heightened emotions.
Boomstick: Rapid machine-gun fire bounces off her big, green, muscular body with the same effect as measly spit-balls. She’s tough enough to trade blows with her cousins and several of his enemies on a regular basis, and she once healed completely after being impaled throw the chest by her arche-rival Titana, another super buff hottie, within a matter of minutes.
Wiz: Unlike her cousin, who has two separate personalities Banner and Hulk, She-Hulk maintains her intelligence and mind whenever she changes forms. This has allowed her retain her genius IQ and combat experience in Judo and Boxing. Thanks to this trait, she was allowed to keep her job as a lawyer and eventually join a new law firm division to represent superpowered individuals.
Boomstick: On several occasions she’s had to team up with and go toe to toe…or trial to trial…with the blind lawyer of Hell’s Kitchen, Daredevil, which cause conflict between their duties as a lawyer or a superhero. It’s the whole secret identity fiasco, man being a lawyer is hard, but a super-lawyer is even harder.
Wiz: While transformed, Jennifer is capable of leaping great distances, with great precision on her part. She is also capable of running at great speeds across vast distances similar to her cousin, who can reach speeds up to 200 mph.
Boomstick: Pretty speedy, regardless.
Wiz: And just like the Hulk, her strength allows her to pull of the infamous thunderclap when slapping her hands together. She once used this move repeatedly to help subdue the Hulk during one of his rampages. She fought and bested other heavy hitters like The Thing, Hercules, and Terrax, one of the elemental heralds of Galactus, while carrying several civilians to safety.
Boomstick: Jen has single-handedly lifted and thrown gigantic boulders into the air and hit the ground with enough force to break part of a cliff and topple two palm trees behind her. She can even carry a truck, a flat screen TV, and seven large water bottles into her house all by herself. If you ask me, she’d make a killing in the furniture moving business.
Wiz: Bet She-Hulk’s most incredible and sensationally ability of all is the ability of 4th Wall Breaking. Oh god, we don't have another Deadpool on our hands, do we?
Boomstick: That’s right, She-Hulk is one of the few comic power characters who not only aware of our real world from her fictional universe and able to interact with it, but can also leave the fiction universe to enter the real world and interact with it. Wiz, you did remember to install the Anti-4th Wall Breaching screen on the monitor this time right.
Wiz: Don’t, I made sure no fictional character will be interrupting our broadcast this time or ever.
Boomstick: She also has some fancy gear gifted by the Red Hulk to give her an edge in battle, the Gamma Gauntlets.
Wiz: These gauntlets were originally designed to combat the Hulk, that can emit waves of energy when she claps her hands or punches the ground or any unfortunate criminals.
Boomstick: Wiz, I need these things built for me, right now.
Wiz: So, you can what? Break down the door every time you forget your keys to the studios?
Boomstick: Uh…No. Anyway, She-Hulk never backs down from a fight, arm-wrestling match, or burping contest! Thanks to her Hulked-up abilities, Jen has joined forces with several other Marvel Super-teams like the Avengers, Fantastic Four, Lady Liberators, and her own team of Hulks, the Agents of Supreme Military Agency of Super Humans, or SMASH for short.
Wiz: Though Jennifer may have all the powers of the Hulk and the skills of a lawyer, she does have weaknesses of them as well.
Boomstick: She also struggles against opponents with superior skill or speed, like Wolverine and Thor, who have bested the Hulk on several occasions thanks to Thor’s enchanted hammer and Wolverine’s adamantium claws that can pierce the Hulk's skin.
Wiz: And despite her defensive and healing feats; She-Hulk can still be defeated, as her durability and healing factor has its limits, especially when facing Cosmic or godlike beings like Thanos or Galactus.
Boomstick: Faults aside, Jennifer Walters is no push over. If you are ever in need of a lawyer or superhero (or all of the above) you can always count on the Sensational She-Hulk to get the job down.
Wiz: She’ll not only kick her enemies’ butts, but sue them at the same time.
Titana: Who the hell are you?
She-Hulk: Jennifer Walters: Attorney at Law.
Princess Looma is Prepared for Marriage and Death Battle[]
Wiz: In vast reaches of space there lies a planet that resembles a desert. It is a dusty and barbaric world where might makes right, and the struggle to survive is a constant.
Boomstick: This is the planet of Khoros and the home planet of the Tetramands. Oh and if we forgot to mention, this is the Ben 10 universe, so there is life on other planets, lots of life.
Wiz: Tetramands are a buff and bulky species, known for their enhanced strength, being able to lift several times their own weight and punch through various resilient materials with ease. Tetramands are a warrior race, ruled by feared and powerful Warlord Gar Red Wind, and nearly everything in their culture revolves around fighting.
Boomstick: So, when the smooth-talking former con-artist Kevin Levin came a knocking hoping to get his hands on one of their Tetramand Engine Blocks for his car, Gar agreed on one condition, that he would marry his daughter, Princess Looma Red Wind in three years when she came of age, after which he was allowed to have the Engine Block.
Wiz: Thinking that Looma would most liking forget about him in three years, Kevin agreed without a second thought. But too bad for him, Tetramands are very strict in the upholding of their laws. So, when Kevin didn’t uphold his end of the deal, Gar and his forces arrived and threatened to destroy Earth if Kevin was not surrendered to Looma to be married.
Boomstick: So being the goody-toe shoes friend he was, and because he wanted to save the world, Kevin’s friend and everyone’s favorite alien superhero Ben Tennyson interrupted the wedding and challenged Looma to a fight which he won as the alien Four Arms, whose also Tetramands. Good news is he saved the day. Bad news is that the female Tetramands fell immediately in love with him and if a male Tetramand manages to defeat a female Tetramand, the male becomes the female's chosen husband, which made her cancelled her engagement to Kevin and put Ben in his place as Looma's new fiancé. What can I say, some cultures have the strangest traditions.
Wiz: While not a true villain at heart, Looma can be aggressive and hostile, especially towards Kevin, but she acts genuinely nice and sweet when interacting with Ben after their supposed “engagement”. She is... well, she sure is something, alright.
Boomstick: The words you looking for are “sassy” and “determined” Wiz, everything you’d fear in a creepy stalking girlfriend. And sense then, this 8-foot Amazon princess has been a major thorn in Ben’s side, constantly getting in his and preparing for their upcoming wedding.
Wiz: Because female Tetramands are traditionally stronger than males, they are in turn considered the better warriors, and like all Tetramands, Looma possesses immense durability, leaping ability, and physical strength far beyond that of humans.
Boomstick: Looma has considerable combat prowess, being able to fight off a large number of other Tetramands single-handedly and overwhelm many of Ben's aliens except for Four Arms and the hot-tempered Rath. Her fighting style is a mixture of wrestling moves, power blows and brawling.
Wiz: Due to her smaller frame, Looma is noticeably more agile than most Tetramands. They can jump several times their own height, at least seven stories up, in a single bound and climb up walls with ease using their…ugh…Four Arms
Boomstick: Ha, I knew you were going to say. And the don’t just have four arms, they’ve got four eyes and ironically, three fingers on each hand. Shouldn’t they have for fingers to make it even.
Wiz: Alien philology Boomstick, don’t question it. Also, Looma commonly wears traditional Tetramand armor, complete with a battle helmet and her trust hammer, which is her primary weapon in battle.
Boomstick: Looma has considerable reflexes, able to quickly react to XLR8's fast assaults, who can reach speeds of more than 500 miles per hour.
Wiz: While not a true villain like Vilgax and Hex, Looma can be aggressive and hostile, especially toward Kevin after he lied to her. But she acts genuinely nice and sweet when interacting with Ben after they got “engaged”. And she is willing to go to great lengths to prove herself worth to be his fiancé.
Boomstick: Maybe a little too much if you ask me. A few weeks after she left, Looma returned to Earth, attempting to collect four items for her and Ben’s wedding, specifically something conquered, bruised, severed, and blue. The first three I get, but I don’t understand the last one, what does something “blue” have to do with being a warrior?
Wiz: During her time on earth, Looma battled the tribe of Ester to capture one of them as something conquered, easily captured several of Ben’s friends as something bruised including his ex’s new boyfriend to their photographer, and attempted to give them to Ben’s mom as offering gifts for her new "mother-in-law".
Boomstick: Let’s just say it did not work out the way either of them would have wanted.
Wiz: And if you think that was crazy, after failing to find a suitable husband after her defeat, Looma returned to Earth again to go after the one male Tetramand who had ever defeated her, Four Arms AKA Ben Tennyson.
Boomstick: When got there, she got into another heated competition with Attea (Ben’s other frog alien ex), but reluctantly worked together with her to free Ben from some catwoman wannabe’s hypnotic control when he turned into Rath. When a remote control that could change Ben at will enters the fray, Looma, Attea, and Nyancy all end up fighting for it in an intergalactic catfight, wanting to change Ben into their desired alien forms.
Wiz: Thankfully they all went their separate ways realizing neither of them needed a husband to be a great leader of their planet
Boomstick: More like an "ineffective leader", but as brutal and powerful as this warrior princesses is, she is definitely not without her flaws.
Wiz: A Tetramand's bulk can sometimes become a disadvantage, as all the extra muscle mass makes them relatively slower than other opponents and their immense size makes them an easy target for enemy attacks.
Boomstick: She also lost to Ben’s ex-girlfriend Julie and her sentient alien amor Ship thanks to their superior technology and weaponry. Though she accepted her defeat, Looma promised Julie that she would crush her skull the next time they meet. Guess that either never happened or she lost that fight again, which would be super embarrassing.
Wiz: For those brave enough or foolish enough to face the princess of the Tetramand, they’d better fight as if their live depend on it.
Boomstick: Because they basically do, if you lose, you’ll pounded so deep into the ground, by the time rescuers find you, you’ll be a fossil.
Wiz: And if you win, well…guess you wouldn’t have to worry about your dating life anymore.
Princess Looma: I will fight for our love, Kevin. Even if I have to break every bone in your little human body!
Pre-Fight:[]
Wiz: all right the combatants are set, lets end this debate once and for all.
Boomstick: It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fight[]
At the Los Angeles Metropolitan Courthouse , Jennifer Walters is speaking to the jury regarding her client, Ben Tennyson, who is on trail. Walters prepares her closing argument when suddenly Princess Looma crashes through into the court room with her hammer.
Princess Looma: BEN TENNYSON
Ben: Ugh, Looma what are you doing
Princess Looma: It's time for our wedding and this time you are not making an excuse to get out of it.
As Looma walks towards Ben, Jennifer walks in front of her, blocking her path
Jennifer: Uh, excuse me, who are you exactly?
Princess Looma: I am Princess Looma Red Wind, future ruler of the planet Tetramand, and I am here to collect my husband to be, Ben Tennyson, to take him to my planet for our wedding
Jennifer: Uh I'm sorry, but we are in the middle of a very important civil case, so i'm going to have to ask you to leave peacefully, your highness.
Princess Looma: And how are you, sister?
Jennifer: I'm his lawyer and i'm legally bond to protect my client from any harm, even you Princess
Looma: You protect him, ha
Princess Looma laughs and kicks Jennifer in the chest, with such force that she is launched across the courtroom and out a window. Frightened, the jury and guest race out of the courtroom. Ben tries to flee, but Looma grabs him and picks him up and wraps him up in a metal pole.
Princess Looma: Now where were we Benjamin?
As Princess Looma walks away with Ben on her shoulder, she hears a roar from outside. Looma turns around and sees Jennifer jump back into the court room, transformed into her She-Hulk form and uniform.
She-Hulk: Hold on lady, we are far from finished (I know folks, you were waiting just for this)
Princess Looma: Oh, you might just be worthy of my time after all. Be right back Benny
Princess Looma throws Ben aside and pulls out her hammer, ready to fight She Hulk.
Princess Looma dashes in for the first hit, pushing She-Hulk back with her hammer and then swings it towards her head. But She-Hulk is able to dodge it and headbutts Looma in the face to get her to back off. Loom shakes of the attacks and goes in for another swing from her hammer. But She-Hulks grabs her hammer with one hand and punches Looma in her chest knocking her back. The alien princess throws her two right fist towards the gamma lawyer, while She-Hulk lunges forwards with a kick counter her attack. The limbs of these powerful women collide with each other, creating a massive shockwave that shatters the windows and causing people to run for the exit. After being pushed backwards a bit, She-Hulk throws another punch, but Looma dodges the first one and blocks the other with her hammer. She then delivers a blows from her war hammer to She-Hulk's and waist before kicking her back. Princess Looma turns to see Ben running out the court room and goes to run after him, only to be tackled to the ground by She-Hulk.
Princess Looma: No, Ben, come back, what out our wedding.
She-Hulk: Sorry sister, but looks like your fiance just filled for divorce (Now that's a new record for fastest break ups if i ever saw one).
Loom swirls her two left arms around jabs both elbows into She-Hulk's face, forcing her to let go. She tries once again to hit her with her hammer, but She-Hulk dodges the blow and punches Looma back before throwing her fallen hammer out the window. She-Hulk then grabs one of the benches of the court room and hurls it towards Princess Loom, who easily grabs it with all four hands and break it in half. Princess Looma picks up an entire jury row and throws it at her opponent, however She-Hulk catches it and throws it back at Looma, who uses two of her fist to break it into pieces. She then tries to tackle She-Hulk with a flying kick, but She-Hulk counters by punching Looma, which sends her flying into the wall, giving She-hulk the opportunity to charge and tackles her out the courthouse and into the streets. After the roll around in the middle of the street, they both get back up.
She-Hulk: Now that we are out of the court house, let’s stop holding back.
Princess Looma: Gladly.
She-Hulk runs towards Looma, locking her fists together with two of Looma’s. While Looma is able push She-Hulk back a bit, the gamma lawyer gains the upper hand when she takes advantage of her smaller size and uses her strength to flip Looma's own upper arms and deliver a powerful throw that sends him crashing across the street. But this doesn't stop the alien princess for long as she get back up and runs back at She-Hulk for another hand lock. But this time, with her two remaining hands, Looma then punches She-Hulk in the gut, but the lawyer hulk’s abs absorbs the impact, without her loosing her balance. She-Hulk locks eyes with the princess before headbutting her and kicking Looma away across the street. Looma then picks up her hammer before she slams her fist and weapon on the ground to create a small earthquake. Luckily, She-Hulk jumps back far enough to avoid the destruction caused by the earthquake.
She-Hulk: Here, catch.
She-Hulk picks up a car and throws at Looma, but the Princess grabs her hammer and knocks the car into the air. She-Hulk then pulls out a street sign and charges at Looma using the sign as a weapon against Loooma's hammer. The two giant women clash with each other with their massive weapons. Looma goes on the offensive as She-Hulk counters and blocks her every move. She-Hulk then then tries jabbing the sign into Looma's chest, the Princess is unfazed as the sign bends upon impact. Then she grins as she uses her hammer to knock She-Hulk back, sending her into a massive truck.
She-Hulk climbs out of the truck, growling in anger. Princess Looma and She-Hulk then began running towards each other, ready to fight, as they launched at one another. She-Hulk proved herself to be stronger, smashing into Looma and throwing her down the streets with incredible force. Looma is thrown through a bus causing it to explode and landing hard into the street. As Looma gets to her feet, She-Hulk then dashes forwards and slams a knee into the alien princess gut, knocking the air out of her. With the alien princess stunned, She-Hulk lands a couple of quick punches to the head, but Looma suddenly catches She-Hulk’s fists with her upper arms, and uses her lower arms to land two right hooks to the rib-cage, and knocks She-Hulk back with a head-butt. She-Hulk slams into a nearby building, but just as she staggers herself free from it, Looma charges forward and swings a big left hook at her head. Luckily, She-Hulk ducks the blow and jumps out of the way as Looma punches the nearby building, causing it to shatter to pieces. As She-Hulk goes in for another punch, Looma picks up a piece of the fallen building and uses it as a shield to block the punch. But She-Hulk keeps up the attack with a flurry of punches, until the building piece breaks apart and She-Hulk lands a punch straight to the alien princess's jaw. With Princess Looma dazed, She-Hulk launches a drop-kick, knocking Sheeva across the street.
She-Hulk: Is that all you've got sister (Please be yes).
Princess Looma: As if, i'm just getting warmed up.
Princess Looma lifts up her feet and with a loud warrior cry, stomps onto the ground, creating a small earthquake, catching She-Hulk by surprise. The quack makes She-Hulk go fly and she falls to the ground. Looma follows up the attack by leaping through the air and stomping down on She-Hulk’s stomach, making the ground crack around them and She-Hulk screaming in pain. Looma leaps up for another stomp, but She-Hulk catches hold of her feet, lifts her and herself back, and slams her into the ground. Getting back up, Looma noticed two cars parked just beside her and proceeds to smash the cars in halves and used the pieces as a pair boxing gloves and smashes them together.
Princess Looma: Round 2
She-Hulk: (Of Course) Bring It On
As She Hulk charges closer to him, Looma furiously strikes her opponent as she repeatedly punches She-Hulk into the pavement so hard that it creates a deep crater and completely destroys the remains of both cars.
Looma grabs She-Hulk by her costume and prepare to deliver another punch, but She-Hulk blocks it just in time and kicks her hard away as she slams into the roof of a car. Looma gets up and goes in for a double fist punch, but She-Hulk dodges the punch and knees her in the stomach. She-Hulk then punches Looma in the head, but Looma still stand tall and grabs She-Hulk by the waist with her two lover arms before slamming her to the ground and punches her in the head and stomach several times. As She-Hulk lays seemingly knocked out, Looma proceeds to walk other to grab her hammer, but She Hulk reveals to be alive and secretly puts on her Gamma Gauntlets. With her back turned, She Hulk sneaks up behind her hits her from behind with a powerful gamma charges punch.
Princess Looma: How are you still fighting.
She-Hulk: What can I say, we Hulks are stubborn as heck (Just don't tell Bruce I said that).
With her face with annoyance and rage, Looma races forward, preparing to deliver the final blow with her hammer. But She Hulk activates her gauntlets and charges towards the alien princess, clashing with the hammer with only one of her gauntlets. But as the blows make contact, She Hulk's left gauntlet shatters the upper end of the hammer to pieces while the other knocks Looma through a wall into a nearby building. She-Hulk climbs up the wall and into the building to continue the fight.
After finding the alien princess, She-Hulk charges in first, preparing to launch herself and gamma-punch Loom into another part of the building. The alien princess quickly regains her strength and rolls away just in time avoid the attack. This causes She-Hulk to get one of her gamma gauntlets to get stuck in the wall, and Looma uses this as an opportunity to hit her through the wall with the other end of her hammer. The gamma lawyer body is sent smashing through the wall and is flung into the next room, surprising a person taking a shower.
Shower person: AAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHH!!!!!
She-Hulk: OOps, sorry, I was just leaving.
As She-Hulk gets up and runs back into the other room an large couch is thrown at her by Looma. But She-Hulk easily punches the couch to bit with one hit, only to see Princess Looma leaping right it with her hammer. But the gamma lawyer grabs her by her legs and starts spinning Looma around before she slams her to the other end of the wall and into an office part of the building before going after her through the hole she made. The building begins to shake and rumble violent as the two giantess clash inside. Then one by one, the floors start to fall to the next level as the building is reduced to nothing but broken pieces. Then both She Hulk and Princess Looma both emerge from the rubble, each carrying a large piece of the building in her hands. They throw their pieces at her other simultaneously, but Looma's building piece is larger and breaks She-Hulk's structure. Although She-Hulk is able to catch the building piece, Looma takes the opportunity to punch through it and hit She Hulk in the face, sending her flying backwards and crashing into a car.
She-Hulk: I am so going to get sued for this.
Looma lands on the ground withs thud and charges at She-Hulk. She Hulk responses by slamming her foot onto the ground, resulting in a small shockwave. The shockwave causes Looma to lose her balance, and trip.
She-Hulk: Hope the trip was smooth sailing.
She-Hulk then proceeded by leaping in the air, and landed on top of Looma’s back, causing another shockwave that shakes the street. As She Hulk grabs Looma’s head and pounds it into the dirt, Looma uses her extra back limbs to grab She Hulk’s legs and throw her off her.
Looma: Now it’s my turn
Looma managed to get back up, and proceeded to attack She-Hulk. She manages to deal some punches and causes Jennifer to be sent flying. Looma the leaps upward and kicks an airborne She Hulk to the ground. She Hulk manages to get back up and proceeded to charge up her Gamma Gaunlets. Looma then grabs the remaining piece of her hammer and the two charge at each other. Although Looma’s hammer shatters, she anticipated this, and grabs hold of She Hulks gauntlets, crushing them.
Realizing her weapons are gone, She Hulk leaps in the air again, and attempts to crash into Looma from above. However, as soon as She Hulm was about to slam onto Princess Looma, Looma grabs the descending She Hulk and slams her to the ground. She then proceeded to punch She-Hulk in the face, and follows up by dragging She-Hulk through the street.
She Hulk: Let…go…off me
Looma: If you say so.
Eventually, Looma tosses She Hulk, which resulted in her crashing through the pavement, until she is eventually stopped by a car. As She-Hluk struggles to get back onto her feet, Princess Looma laughed at her oppoent, challenging She Hulk to get up and continue their fight to the death. She-Hulk readies herself as Looma lunges at her. She-Hulk then uses a thunderclap on her, sending her flying backwards into a dress store. Looma emerges in a ridiculous wedding, making She-Hulk burst into laugh. Tearing off the dress, Looma grabs her hammer and charges at She-Hulk. Their fists clash and cause a shock wave that sends debris flying as citizens run screaming. Looma tries punching She-Hulk multiple times, but She-Hulk counters the blows, grabs Looma by the face and and pummels Looma into the street. Looma then catches one of She-Hulk's punches, then grabs the rest of her limbs with her remaining three arms.
Princess Looma: I'M GOING TO RIPP YOU IN HALF
As Looma starts pulling on She-Hulk's limbs, the jade giantess begins to scream in pain. Then She-Hulk headbutts in the face, causing her to let go of one of her legs, allowing She-Hulk to kick her in the face and forcing her let go of her. She-Hulk then grabs hold of Looma's front arms and tosses the princess upwards before catching her landing with a powerful punch that knocks the wind out of her chest and sending him flying into the street. Princess Looma then sees a large semi-truck, picks it up, and leaps into the air with it before crushing it underneath She-Hulk. As Looma sits on top of it and lets out a cry of victory. But the truck suddenly begins to shake, as She-Hulk begins to lift it from underneath.
She-Hulk: Alright, now I'm angry (Your not gonna to wanna see this folks)
She-Hulk throws the truck away, forcing Princess Looms to jump off it and land back on the streets with a thud. As Princess Looma gets to her feet, She Hulk is able to do multiple smaller thunderclaps, as Looma covers her ears in pain. This causes her to loose folks and flaws onto the ground and threw the street. As she crawls out from the crater, She-Hulk grabs upper right arm, picks her up and throws her across the street. Princess Looma roars in anger as she charges at She Hulk.
Looma uses all four arms to punch She-Hulk repeatedly, but she takes the beating before slamming her hand into Looma’s head, stunning her. She Hulk then grabs Looma upper right arm, spins and shoves the Princess way while ripping her arm off. Realizing her current injury, Looma rushes back into battle grabbing her shattered hammer, which now resembles a spear. She stabs She Hulk in the chest, slams her to the ground and starts to drive the spear deeper into the jade giantesses chest. Pushes to her limit and holding back the spear with her hands, She Hulk finally loses her temper and shouts in anger.
She-Hulk: Hulk Smash
Kicking the alien princess back with her feet, She Hulk gets to her feet, rushes towards Looma, and proceeds to rips off the rest of Looma arms as the princess attempt to fight back with her feet by kicking She Hulk all over her body, but to no avail. She Hulk then grabs Looma’s left leg and rips it off, causing her to fall over. Looma tries to crawl to safety but stops short realizing that She Hulk is towering over her, foot raised.
Princess Looma: Oh No
Through Looma’s eyes, She Hulk stomps on her head several times, so hard that it not only leaves Looma’s face crushed into a fleshy mess of mush, but breaks the camera lens, leaving it soaked in blood as well. She Hulk the stomped on Looma’s bloody body, and roared to declare her victory. She-Hulk wipes the blood of her body as she looks around at the damaged city.
She Hulk: Uh I’m going to need a lawyer now, shows Over folks. (She Hulk the reels her fist back and punches out the camera).
Results[]
Boomstick: Something tells me that Jennifer is going to need a lawyer when people start suing her for all that property damage.
Wiz: Both these women were insanely strong and durable, but only one had more advantages over the other.
Boomstick: Sure Princess Looma was fierce warrior and tough combatant, she has never gone up against the heavy hitters She Hulk as faced, which are almost god-like.
Wiz: Not only that, She Hulk had a healing factor to help her combat certain injuries, which was something Looma lacked even with her durability.
Boomstick: Not to mention their weapons gave them different edges In battle. Looma’s hammer may have allowed her shatter vehicles, She Hulk’s gamma gauntlets could smash through buildings.
Wiz: Looma may have been a skilled warrior and talented fighter, she was just no match for She Hulks superior strength and durability
Boomstick: The Princess’s case was “Loomed” and Doomed from the beginning as Jennifer’s “Walter”-ed all over her
Wiz: The Winner is She Hulk
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Soundtrack[]
The cover name would be "Girl Powerhouses".