| Shark Boy VS King Shark | |
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| Season | 3 |
| Season Episode | 1 |
| Air date | 6-10-2021 |
| Written by | Cider621 |
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Description[]
Shark people, with shark powers
Intro[]
Boomstick: The ocean is horrifying, full of monsters and shit, but sharks; sharks are awesome
Wiz: And today we have two combatants that were once human and mutated into Sharks
Like Shark Boy, the muscle of the heroes of Planet Drool
And King Shark, the child of a Shark Deity
He's Wiz and l'm Boomstick
And it's our duty to analyze their armor weapons and skills to find out who would win a Deathbattle
Shark Boy[]
Years ago, a boy lived with his dad who was a marine biologist
He fed the sharks and fed them, not scared of them one bit
This is how he developed the nickname, Shark Boy
But what's his real name?
No-one knows
Oh...we he was living happily
Until a freak storm destroyed the biology center and they were on separate rafts, going the opposite direction
Untii the sharks found him, and raised him, how bad ass
He eventually developed shark-like features
And now he really was a Sharkboy!
He has more than just shark-like abilities, he once ran up a volcano that was 3 miles away incredibly fast
He had to be going 8,656.2 mph!
Or Mach 11
That's way faster than any shark I know!
He's strong enough to bend and break steel bars
This kid has to be on steroids
Here's the kicker, in order to do that he must've exerted 5,180.8 Tons of Force
What the shit
He can tank and harm Mr. Electric who's powerful enough to create severe and massive storms
OH WHAT THE HELL
It's just Mr. Electric
Why is it just bulgy George Lopez
...Low budget
Oh
Well, in order to do this he must have used a force of 9.6 Megatons of TNT
And Shark Boy can tank hit's from him!
As well as hurt him
Serves Mr. Lopez right, his damn show always wakes me up at 3 am
He has a berserker mode when he gets to angry
I mean can you blame him? Those bubbles were horrible
He has a mastery of staff wielding, using one to battle plug hounds
OH like Blood Hounds but they're plugs
Yeah...that's the pun Boomstick, thought you would've known that
I only pick-up on good puns Wiz, like my alcohol, i only pick-up the good ones
Right, and you say this even though you have beer labeled...beer
Gotta make sure that people don't sue us
Right
Back to Shark Boy
During his time with the Heroics, he got a shark drone that can carry him to fly
But he looks ridiculous when using it, and Taylor Lautner looks really weird here
That- nevermind
He can control sharks to his will now! Even able to make them dance
He's easily angerable which could make him more dangerous depending on who he's fighting
Question, if he's a dream how can he exist in the real world?
Well, he was created by the Daydreamer...a reality warper, so that's...about all the explanation I have
Well whether he's a dream or a super hero, Shark Boy is one shark you don't wanna swim with
| “ | Close your eyes, shut your mouth, Dream a dream and get us out. Dream, dream, dream, dream, dream, dream | „ |
King Shark[]
The Hawaiian Islanders have a strange culture
Full of wack ass names, like Humuhumunukunukuapua'a's
Boomstick! Making fun of their names is very insulting to their culture!
Maybe I wouldn't make fun of their names if they didn't pull shit like Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele
Anyway, they have deities including a self-proclaimed shark deity named Kamo
Like the Mortal Kombat character?!
No, KaMo not KaNo
Oh
Well, Kamo was once captured off the coast of a Tropical Island
They're all Tropical Islands Wiz
Not Oahu, Maui, Kauai, Molokai, Lanai, Niihau, Kahoolawe or, Hawaii itself! Now shut up and let's finish the origin!
Ok ok
So, he was captured off the coast of an Islands by a woman named Amanda Waller
Pretty shitty deity, but Amanda also took one of his kids, before she destroyed the Island
Assuming that the child would be easier to control than his dad. The child whose name was Nanaue
Short but still wack
He was raised by Waller herself in a laboratory conditions and grew extremely fast
Then he was renamed King Shark, what a bad ass name
King Shark is incredibly tough, though he is greatly weaker outside of water
Speak for yourself, he can overpower Superboy while out of water, and he can throw people not to; but INTO the Moon!
He can casually lift 1.4 tons
He can also tag the Flash
At the time of the tag we can estimate that Flash was running at around Mach 3.3
And not just that, Flash has a much higher reaction speed and he was hit before he could react!
Once again at that time, Flash's reaction speed was around Mach 2119
And King Shark was STILL able to tag him!
When he's hydrated however he can overpower people like O.M.A.C, make Wonder Woman struggle and, fight evenly with Aquaman
And he's durable too! Superboy once sucker punched him and he shrugged it off
He also has enhanced senses, such as sonar, and he can accurately deduce where people are from...tasting the water
He can also break free of mind control using water such as breaking free from mind control
He also has a healing factor
And it's fast too! He once healed his mangled intestines in a few minutes
People better be careful, cause when he's around, people die! HORRIBLY
| “ | Hello, my name is Trixie. I like to party. | „ |
Pre-Battle[]
Alright, with the combatants all set and the data run through all possibilities, let's end this debate once and for all
It's time for a Death battle!
Battle[]
Shark Boy is walking on the sidewalk passing by a Bank when the front explodes
Harley Quinn: C’mon guys let’s go! She jumps into a getaway car
King Shark: Holding two big bags of money and throws them into the trunk
Shark Boy: Hey!
King Shark: Looks back
Harley Quinn: Oh look, a Prince Shark playing hero! Show him who’s the kiiing
King Shark: Slams the ground and faces him
Harley Quinn: We’ll come back for you She drives off with the rest of the Suicide Squad
(Ok so there isn’t a Sharkboy sprite, so just imagine he’s off screen)
Shark Boy: Runs over to punch him
King Shark: Let’s it hit him hmph Knees him upward and punches him into a building and goes over to punch him again
Shark Boy: Moves out of the way and headbutts his gut then grab him and throws him onto the street
King Shark: Slams his fist on the ground and gets up
Shark Boy: Rips a parking meter out of the ground and runs over hitting him over the head and jabs at him with it and then swings again
King Shark: Grabs it and yanks him close headbutting him down
Shark Boy: Guh! Tightens his grip on the meter and flips him overhead and jumps on his chest and shoves it down his throat
King Shark: Chokes on it before grabbing him and throwing him away and rips the meter out of his mouth and coughs some, grabbing a parked car and throwing it at him
Shark Boy: Stood up and catches the car
King Shark: Drop kicks the back of the car
The car explodes and hits both of them back
King Shark: Roars and runs over to tackle Shark Boy
Shark Boy: Steps to the side and grab him from the back and suplexes him
King Shark: Recovers on all fours and head bashes him into the road railing and starts slashing at him with his claws
Shark Boy: Blocking the slashes before screaming, getting angry enough to hit him back
King Shark: Shoulder Bashes him through the railing and into a rushing storm drainage
Shark Boy: Digs his feet into the ground and the concrete cracks as they’re stopped before they can hit the water as he punches him in the gut backwards and stares at him
King Shark: Guh-...He starts slashing himself with his claws cutting himself open
Shark Boy: Starts helping in the bloody mess
King Shark: Losing his footing and falls
This causes them both to tumble into the water
King Shark: Is set free from the control, heals up and, is now powered up from the water and starts ripping into Shark Boy slamming him on concrete causing it to crack
Shark Boy: Summons his drone to carry him out and it lifts King Shark too, setting his foot free to starts kicking King Shark off
King Shark: Falls back into the water, getting out of the drainage and starts scaling a building by punching into it and jumping onto the drone and ripping it apart
They start fighting into the air before King Shark grabs Shark Boys legs and forces him to be on the bottom and slamming him onto the road
Shark Boy: Attempts to get up
King Shark: Stomps on his back and grabs his ribs I’m the King not some boy Rips him half and throws the top half away before stepping off
KO
Results[]
So, is his top half Shark and his bottom half Boy?
This was an interesting match-up, for one Shark Boy is faster
But it’s not like he could use that advantage to his fullest potential, considering King Shark can hit faster than even Flash can react
That means if Shark Boy needed to be 192.7 times faster if he wanted to be faster than King Shark can react
And King Shark can tank hits and overpower Superboy
As stated earlier, Superboy can throw people into the Moon, in order to do so he needs to exert a force of 303.2 teratons, far greater than what Sharkboy can manage
A straight up broken 31,583,333.3 times greater
And King Shark was dehydrated at that time, once he was in the water Shark Boy had no shot, as even his mind-control wouldn’t have worked anymore
Looks like Shark Boy was the Kings platter, and it was a serving of Shark Fin soup
The Winner is King Shark
Battle Track[]
The battle track is called "Shark Fin Brawl"
In reference to the dish Shark Fin Stew, cause they are sharks and also it's a brawl
Next Time[]
Next time on Deathbattle!
A blue beam and a blue energy ball collide
