A Fanmade DB Fight By FirxenC
Description[]
Murder Drones VS. Spongebob Squarepants! GLITCH VS. Nickelodeon! When putting these two iconic duos into a fight, who will come out on top?!
Interlude[]
Wiz: Cartoons, shows, series, whatever you wanna call it, all have their own memorable characters, or even iconic duos in this case.
Boomstick: Like N, the somehow kind Disassembly Drone, and Uzi, the angsty rebellious Worker Drone.
Wiz: As well as Spongebob Squarepants, the joyful fry cook from Bikini Bottom, and Patrick Star, best friend of Spongebob and quite the idiot.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armors, and skills to find out who would win a DEATH BATTLE!
N Loves Doing Anything in DEATH BATTLE![]
Wiz: Worker Drones were simply made to help humans mine exoplanets for their parent company, JCJenson (IN SPAAAAACEE!!!!).
Boomstick: Then there was a giant explosion that killed all the humans, but the Worker Drones survived, and created their own civilization! Don't know how they survived..
Wiz: But JCJenson (IN SPAAAAACEE!!!!) didn't like the idea of Worker Drones living in their own world, so they sent out three special drones to murder them all: Serial Designation V, Serial Designation J, and Serial Designation N.
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- Full name: Serial Designation N, commonly known as N
- Species: Disassembly Drone
- Height: 152 cm (5'0")
- Serial Number: N-0X0010010
- Likes: Doing anything, Dogs (Favorite breed is Golden Retrievers), Branded Pens, "Kinda hanging out" with Uzi, Gin Rummy, Consuming oil
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Boomstick: N was a normal Disassembly Drone, until his head got blown off by Uzi's railgun! But, Disassembly Drones can regenerate, and as his sensors weren't functioning as usual, he thought Uzi was a new squad member and wanted to introduce her to the rest of his squad!
Wiz: Now, N is quite the powerful drone, for obvious reasons. He has the ability of flight, super strength, healing saliva, regeneration, corrosive nanite acid, and interchangeable hands.
Boomstick: Now with interchangeable hands, he can do a lot of things! His hands can become a chainsaw, 3-pronged claws, a laser cannon, a sword, shurikens, and freaking missile launchers!
Wiz: N has also survived lots of things Worker Drones wouldn't. Like an explosion from one of V's missiles, falling from absurdly high heights, and hitting his spaceship on Copper 9. Yet, he can continue to fight, even if he loses a limb or gets stabbed like nothing happens.
Boomstick: He's so strong, he was even able to defeat his teammate, Serial Designation V and even an Eldritch version of J!
Wiz: And after teaming up with Uzi, he decided he was his own drone now, and wanted to protect all of his friends no matter what.
Uzi is a Damaged OC in DEATH BATTLE![]
Wiz: The only way that Worker Drones could hide from Disassembly Drones is by hiding behind three large doors to keep them out, built by the father of Uzi Doorman.
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- Full name: Uzi Doorman, commonly known as Uzi
- Species: Worker Drone
- Height: 134 cm (4'5") (short)
- Likes: Pirating anime, being rebellious, Hanging out with N, Doodling and scribbling conspiracy theories, Nightcore music
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Boomstick: Now, Uzi had a better way to deal with these Disassembly Drones! Shooting them with her sick as hell railgun!
Wiz: Not exactly, Uzi refers to that as a "magnetically amplified photon converger". As said before, she blew off the head of Serial Designation N, and they somehow became friends.
Boomstick: Uzi also led N to the doors where he almost killed everyone! But it's okay, N apologized for it. He's a nice guy.
Wiz: Not only that, she even defeated Serial Designation J, and Doll (With some assistance).
Boomstick: There were some issues Uzi had, she despised her father for leaving her to die with the Murder Drones in the pilot.
Wiz: Now, Uzi is a bit of a supernatural robot. She has supernatural strength, agility, glass shattering, telekinesis, matter destruction, illusion creation, regeneration, tentacle manifestation, and solver metamorphosis.
Boomstick: Speaking of solving, she was controlled by the Absolute Solver, an immensely powerful artificial intelligence that afflicts her.
Wiz: She was even able (with more assistance) to defeat Cyn in "Absolute End" by destroying Cyn's heart and devouring her singularity core.
Boomstick: Uzi is also short, like, comically short. Not sure if that's important.
Spongebob brings his Kah-Rah-Tay to DEATH BATTLE![]
Wiz: Do you ever wonder what happens in the deep sea where there are no humans? Well.. down at the bottom, is a city called Bikini Bottom. It's got all kinds of citizens, but none of them stand out as much as Spongebob Squarepants.
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- Full name: Spongebob Squarepants, commonly known as Spongebob
- Species: Sponge (Duh!)
- Height: 4'0"
- Likes: Blowing bubbles, Krabby Patties, Patrick and Squidward, Jellyfishing, Karate, Blowing bubbles
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Boomstick: Absorbent and yellow and pourus is he!
Wiz: I don't want to make the same mistake of underestimating these types of characters, so this time, I'll say he isn't a dork.
Boomstick: Removing your inner Squidward, I see! Spongebob is all happy happy joy joy, but deep behind those buck teeth is a MONSTER!
Wiz: Not a monster at all, actually. He's quite the charm, and could even be the best fry cook in Bikini Bottom.
Boomstick: Spongebob can do tons of things! Like, he literally rotated the entire planet with no effort!
Wiz: Yet, he struggled to hold a lemonade and some stuffed animals. He can stretch and shapeshift his body all he wants, absorb all of the water in Bikini Bottom, which is A LOT, and duplicate himself if he's split in any way.
Boomstick: One of the most notable things he's done was literally remove the entire universe just by pulling a string, with absolutely no struggle!
Wiz: Plus, he's literally survived being torn in half by a gorilla, vaporized, having his SOUL REMOVED FROM HIS BODY, AND BEING UNRAVELED FROM EXISTENCE!
Boomstick: Another powerful item that Spongebob has is the magic pencil, which can draw anything into existence, or erase anything out of existence!
Wiz: The pencil was too powerful that Spongebob sent it back to the surface, but he just still carries it.
Boomstick: And of course we can't forget his superhero form, INVINCIBUBBLE!
Wiz: Invincibubble can literally put whatever into a bubble, and they wouldn't pop. I mean, he literally put multiple cannon balls into a bunch of bubbles and none of them popped from the force of the cannon balls.
Boomstick: I strive to have the Nautical Nonsense he has one day.
Patrick is the Star of DEATH BATTLE![]
Wiz: If you think you're an idiot, be glad you aren't as stupid as Patrick Star.
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- Full name: Patrick Star, commonly known as Patrick
- Species: Starfish (Maybe idiot too?)
- Height: 5'0"
- Likes: Jellyfishing, Donuts, Spongebob, Sleeping, Krabby Patties, Blowing bubbles
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Boomstick:Well.. uhh.. What exactly does Patrick have again? He sleeps all day in a rock?
Wiz: Oh, nothing, apart from making multiple people in Bikini Bottom go crazy from just one song. As well as surviving being stranded in the wilderness for a year with Spongebob without consuming any food or liquid. Can't forget duplication, regeneration, elasticity, and-
Boomstick: HOLY CRAP! HOW THE HELL IS PATRICK FUCKING STAR CAPABLE OF ALL OF THAT?!
Wiz: Oh it's simple, Boomstick, TOON FORCE.
Boomstick: Oh man.. he even once ordered 47 Krabby Patties as a LIGHT SNACK! No being is even capable of eating all of those in one sitting! He must have some kind of eating superpower!
Wiz: Now, he might not be as powerful as Spongebob, but he is quite durable, I mean he can swallow tons and tons of food and probably still have room for seconds.
Boomstick: We can't forget about his superhero form either, Mr. Superawesomeness!
Wiz: Mr. Superawesomeness has super strength, and is capable of getting as much ice cream from all around and just throwing them at high speed all in a huge pile at whoever, but he'd probably just end up eating all of it anyways.
Boomstick: Ah.. The wonders of Toon Force..
Intermission[]
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set! We've run the data through all possibilities!
Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!
Pre-Fight[]
In Bikini Bottom, at the end of the sea, as Spongebob is writing in that one storybook page from Sponge Out of Water
SpongeBob, with a pencil: Let's see.. We were able to breathe outside of the water and-
Patrick grabs the pencil
Patrick: AND WE WENT TO A COOL FUTURISTIC PLANET!
Spongebob: Wait wh-
pop
Meanwhile, on Copper 9
N: And then-
Uzi: HANG ON! What the hell are those things?!
Spongebob and Patrick appear next to an abandoned spaceship
Patrick: Wow Spongebob! It's beautiful! ..Where are we?
Spongebob: Oh man, you sent us to some random.. abandoned planet?
Uzi runs up to Spongebob and Patrick and points her railgun at them
Uzi: Who and what are you things?!
Spongebob: EEK! Well umm.. I'm a sponge, and my friend over there is a starfish! And.. are you guys robots?
Patrick: WOW! ROBOTS!
N: Hang on Uzi, how do you know that these guys are threats?
Uzi: BITE ME! Look at these guys, they're like sea monsters!
Spongebob: How rude!
Uzi points her railgun directly at Spongebob's face
Spongebob: AH!
Spongebob runs off
Uzi: GET BACK HERE!
Uzi chases Spongebob
N: Uhh..
Patrick rolls into N
N: AGH!
Patrick: I had to defend Spongebob!
N: Alright pal, that's it!
DEATH BATTLE![]
Uzi: Just stay still!
Spongebob dodged Uzi's railgun shots
Spongbob: No way! I don't wanna be attacked!
Uzi: BITE ME! You're gonna be either way!
Spongebob stops moving and puts on karate equipment
Spongebob: How about time for some KAH-RAH-TAY?
Uzi: ...What?
Spongebob smacks Uzi
Uzi: AGH!
Meanwhile
Patrick: Wee! This is fun!
N: Not for long, buddy!
N turns one of his hands into 3-pronged claws
Patrick: Huh?
N grabs Patrick and slides him up against a tree
Patrick: WAAAAAAAAAHH!!
Spongebob hears Patrick screams
Spongebob: Patrick?!
Uzi: Got you now!
Uzi shoots Spongebob with her railgun, but he is unharmed
Uzi: Huh?!
Spongebob: See, I'm a sponge, and sponges have holes, and your gunshot went through one of them. Anyways, I think Patrick needs help.
Spongebob runs off
N turns his hand into a chainsaw and starts running towards Patrick, until Spongebob crashes into him
Spongebob and N: WAGH!
Patrick: Spongebob, are you alright?
Patrick sees Uzi running towards him
Patrick: Uh oh!
Patrick runs off
N: Ough..
Spongebob: Hey! You're that other robots friend!
N: Can't we just stop this?! Why are you guys attacking us?!
Spongebob: I'm sorry, but your friend attacked us first!
N: She's more than just a friend! She's my girlfriend!
Spongebob: Wow, really? When's the wedding?
N turns his hand into a chainsaw
Spongebob: Oh. AAAAAHHHHH!!
Spongebob smacks N in the visor with his karate gloves, and N's visor cracks a bit
Spongebob: Take that, robo-boy!
N: Ugh..
N turns his hand into a missile launcher, and shoots Spongebob
Spongebob: A-
BOOM!
Patrick: Spongebob?!
Uzi, using telekinesis, lifted Patrick in the air
Patrick: Woah! I'm flying!
Uzi: Take THIS!
Uzi throws Patrick at a tree
Patrick: AAAAHHH!
Where N shot at Spongebob, there is a ton of smoke
N: So much smoke.. Is he gone?
Spongebob is in multiple pieces, but then those pieces turn into multiple mini Spongebobs, then combine back to normal Spongebob
Spongebob: I'm READY!
N: Oh biscuits!
Patrick is then thrown at Spongebob
Spongebob and Patrick: WAGH!
Uzi: Got him.
N: Uzi! Are you alright?
Uzi: Yeah, now we just gotta deal with these freaks.
Spongebob: Ugh.. Patrick! Do you still have that page?
Patrick pulls the page and the pencil out of his pants
Patrick: Yep!
Spongebob: ...Thanks.
Spongebob begins writing
Spongebob: And then we gained SUPERPOWERS!
Uzi: What are they doing?
N: Uhh..
Spongebob and Patrick then transformed into Invincibubble and Mr. Superawesomeness
Invincibubble: It's time for us to deal with you both!
Mr. Superawesomeness: Yeah!
Invincibubble: Mr. Superawesomeness, do your thing..
Mr. Superawesomeness then proceeds to compile a whole bunch of ice cream and throws them at N and Uzi
N: We have ice cream here..?
Uzi: RUN!
As N and Uzi are running from the ice cream, Invincibubble runs in front of them
Invincibubble: Not so fast!
Uzi: BITE ME!
Uzi then shoots a shot from her railgun, but Invincibubble quickly ducks, and the bullet goes through his bubble wand
Invincibubble: Hah!
N: I'm not sure I like you very much.
Mr. Superawesomeness then tackles N
N: AH!
Invincibubble: Looks like it's me and you again! Uhh.. your eyes are..
Uzi's eyes keep changing, until it is kept on the logo of the Absolute Solver
Uzi: Hahahah.. HAHAHAHA!
Invincibubble: Uhh.. hahaha! Hahahaha! We're laughing now!
Uzi (Solver): HAHAHAHA!
Uzi then grabs Invincibubble
Invincibubble: AH! NO HAHA! NO HAHA!
Mr. Superawesomeness: I got you now, robot!
N: Grk..
N turns his hand into a sword and clashes at Mr. Superawesomeness
Mr. Superawesomeness: OW! ICE CREAM, GO!
An ice cream cone hits N in the face
N: BISCUITS! I CAN'T SEE! AAAAHHHH!
Uzi rips off Invincibubble's hand
Invincibubble: OH DEAR NEPTUNE!
Uzi (Solver): HEHEHAHA!
Invincibubble: Take THIS..!
Invincibubble then puts Uzi through his bubble wand, which traps her into a bubble
Uzi then goes back to normal
Uzi: HUH?!
Invincibubble: Got you now! MR. SUPERAWESOMENESS, THROW THE OTHER ONE IN HERE!
Mr. Superawesomeness: You got it!
Mr. Superawesomeness grabs N, who still has ice cream on his face through Invincibubbles wand, into another bubble
N: ACK!
Invincibubble: Are you ready?!
Mr. Superawesomeness: Aye aye!
Invincibubble and Mr. Superawesomeness then run towards the bubbles, punching them up to the sky, Uzi and N's bubbles go higher and higher until they saw the sun
N: Biscuits..
Uzi: BITE ME!
N and Uzi's bodies then exploded from the heat of the sun, the blast popped both of the bubbles leaving their spare parts to float in space, until they also get disintegrated from the heat of the sun.
Invincibubble and Mr. Superawesomeness then go back to their normal forms
Spongebob: Aha! We DID IT!
Patrick: YAY!
Spongebob and Patrick hug, until they're interrupted by a very angry Serial Designation V, and a bunch of other drones
Spongebob: Uh oh..
Patrick: gulp
Spongebob frantically grabs the pencil and begins writing
Spongebob: THEN WE WERE SENT BACK TO BIKINI BOTTOM!
pop
Results[]
K.O.
Boomstick: Holy CRAP! I didn't know those two dumb-dumbs had it in them!
Wiz: Now this battle was pretty close, as Uzi and N are incredibly powerful drones, but Spongebob and Patrick were just way more durable and powerful.
Boomstick: Mainly due to the power of toon force!
Wiz: Uzi and N may be better in arsenal, but Spongebob and Patrick just beat them in everything else.
Boomstick: I guess you could say that this debate is absolutely solved!
Wiz: The winners are Spongebob and Patrick.
Boomstick: Victory Screech! YODELELELE-
Wiz: Stop.
Track Name[]
The track name would be called:
NAUTICAL CARNAGE
Basically, a mix of the silliness of Spongebob Squarepants, and the seriousness of Murder Drones. As well as the famous term from Spongebob; "Nautical Nonsense",