Description[]
Disney vs Nintendo which greedy and wealthy bird that will sometimes save the world will win?
Interlude[]
Wiz: Birds are extremly fascinating creatures and can accomplish some wierd things and these two have somehow how become wealthy rulers
Boomstick: And really greedy but in despite of this greed they will do their best to protect their world from threats like Scrooge McDuck the richest business duck in DuckBurg
Wiz: And King Dedede ruler of Dreamland
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick
Wiz: And it's our job to analyse their weapons armour and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle
Scrooge McDuck[]
Wiz: Once a upon time future business bird Scrooge McDuck was born in Glasgow Scotland as part of the Famous McDuck clan
Boomstick: Orignally down in the dumps young Scrooge was forced to shine boots for a living until one day he was paid by a digger who gave him a U.S. Diamond this became his famous number one Dime
Wiz: Inspired by his fortune Scrooge went to a mine in order to find a precious gold pot for his family while trying to find it he revicived news of his mother death and was bullied by the other miners who teased him about this event tying him to a smokestack
Boomstick: Wow talk about a poor guy! Scrooge coundn't take the miners teasing any more and eventually cracked riping himself from the smokestack that was attached to a massive boilor that exploded and caused a big fire killing the miners
Wiz: Scrooge built up his own fortune from that accident building up many gold mines and became an Uncle to his famous nephew Donald and eventually a Grand Uncle to Huey Duey and Louie he was now the richest duck in Duckberg
Boomstick: Yeah he is now quite old but still packs the aglity and determination of his youth he now stores his entire fortune in a massive money bin rigged with douzens of traps to keep out intruders
Wiz: According to Scrooge's attendant Gizmo Duck his exact total is approximately $607,386,947,522,000,000,000.36 and it continues to increase from Scrooge's treasure hunting exploits
Boomstick: Oh my gosh the things I would with that money !
Wiz: Scrooge's weapon of choice is his cane and this thing is far more than a simple walking stick trust me he can use it to knock people out in a fight and hop over obstacles like some kind of pogo stick
Boomstick: Yeah that cane can also be used for climbing and latching onto things and be used like a cricket bat to swing at foes this thing is freaking awesome
Wiz: Yeah Scrooge also carries a pistol should the worst come to the worst that can shoot normal bullets garlic bullet's for fighting witches and salt bullets and in his special costume the Masked Mallard Scrooge's can can also fire bullets so look out
Boomstick: Yeah Scrooge also sometimes carries a knife from his mining days and a sword passed down the McDuck clan but when out on business Scrooge Dosen't really carry these types of weapons
Wiz: Scrooge also possesses a mean temper rivalling that of his nephew no I see where Donald gets his rage from when he's in this rage he will not hold back on his foe and beat them up until they regret messing with him
Boomstick: Yeah Scrooge also possesses enchanced Strength able rip apart two smokestacks and throw a rhino to the ground he also is fast enough to run from Calfornia to the North Pole in a few minutes and possesses great intelligence and a stragtic mind and once snuck into his own building and evaded the security systems easily
Wiz: Yeah his greatest attribute is his sheer durablity he can surivive things that would kill a normal person of his age thousands of times over like surivive being trampled under a stampede diving into pool of money without breaking his neck thousands of times and surivive atmospheric re entry
Boomstick: Yeah he's betean the likes of Merlock dodged gunfire at point blank range been buried under his money bin and been perfectly fine outrun a lion surivived being attacked by Lions Rhiones and elephants and knocked them out in seconds
Wiz: However he still is very old and well past his prime he does struggle with keeping up with younger combatants and is very proud and overconfident
Boomstick: But annoy him or his family and your going to wish you hadn't EVER done angred him
Baby Scrooge McDuck: This should be a lesson! Life is filled with though jobs, and there'll always be sharpies to cheat me! Well, I'll be thougher than the thoughies, and sharper than the sharpies-- and I'll make my money square!
King Dedede[]
Wiz: Popstar's Kingdom of Dreamland is a fairly peaceful place with cute inhabitants but it's run by the biggest bully in the playground King Dedede
Boomstick: What this guy looks like an Empeloen poser wearing a Santa outfit and having a Bowser attitude and he's a fat cute penguin how are we supposed to take him seriously
Wiz: Dedede was happy ruling his kingdom from the saftey of his castle and being greddy eating a lot of food and I mean a lot however that all changed when an infant star warrior named Kirby landed on the Planet and started stealing Dedede's fame
Boomstick: At first Dedede dismissed the Star Warrior as a puff buff but the Star warrior stole the King's popularity and eating prowess and he grew jealous of Kirby and tried to fight him but it didn't go so well for him
Wiz: Yeah he got his ass kicked he tried several times to defeat the Gumball but kept on failing so he teamed up with the fella to save the world
Boomstick: Dedede's tougher than he looks he wields a hammer that can effortlessly break through brick and even hurt Kirby and if you take into account the things he's shrugged off that Hammer must be pretty strong
Wiz: The Hammer also contains a jet pack somehow that will boost the King into the air to attack large or flying foes and deliver some powerful uppercuts to them that are far stronger than his normal blows but if the booster is charged for too long he can hurt himself
Boomstick: Dedede can also suck in air and glide for long periods of time and inhale his foes but cannot copy his opponents moves unlike Kirby
Wiz: Dedede can also severely damage does with the hammer jump when he jumps into the air and slams into the ground with the hammer creating a shockwave
Boomstick: Dedede can also take inspiration from Vader and put on a mask to increase his ablites in a form known as Masked Dedede
Wiz: In this form he gains a larger steel hammer which houses a deadly flamethrower and Dedede can perform a mini tornado spin although he will start to get dizzy if he spins for too long
Boomstick: Dedede can damage Kirby surivive being knocked off of his castle shrug off a planet sized explosion without a scratch and travel at light speed
Wiz: But Dedede is quite overconfident and never has beaten Kirby he also is an easy target if he misses his foe when attacking them leaving him wide open
Boomstick: But with his strength and Awesome Hammer Dedede is one deadly penguin not to be messed with
NME Salesguy: How can I help you, King Dedede?
Dedede: I need a monster to clobber that there Kirby
Pre-Death Battle[]
Wiz: All right the combatants are set let's end this debate once and for all
Boomstick: It's time for a Death Battle
Death Battle[]
Scrooge McDuck was in his office playing around sacks of money with Donald Huey Duey and Louie happily when suddenly a loud crash is heard coming beneath them
Scrooge McDuck: Huh what on earth was that
Donald Duck: Probably some no good fiend messing about I'll trash him
Louie: I think we should check it out
Duey: Yeah
The Five ducks go down to the Money bin room and open the door Scrooge sees a bunch of Waddle dees and King Dedede looking from afar along with Escargoon
Escargoon: Sir this is the money vault we've been looking for all this cash should be enough for you plans
King Dedede: Excellent with this fortune in my hands I may finally have enough money to develop a weapon to eliminate the purple blob once and for all
Scrooge: Not with my money ain't!
Scrooge leaps into the money pit and pulls out his cane and stares at Dedede pissed and walks towards him
King Dedede: Waddle Dees remove this old man from my sight
The Waddle Dees charge at Scrooge but he wackes them with his stick and kicks them away
Scrooge McDuck: you ain't gonna beat me that easy laddie
King Dedede: Hm Persistant I'll guess I'll have to deal with you myself Escargoon finish counting up the money
Dedede pulls out his hammer and the two stand near to each other ready to fight
Fight!
Scrooge lunges at Dedede and attempts to smack his face with the can but Dedede blocks with his hammer and launches into Scrooge with his booster hitting Scrooge with the front of the hammer he then tries to knock Scrooge's head off but the Duck dodges and kicks him in the gut
Scrooge bounces on his cane into the air and pokes DDD's eye with it the King yells and smacks Scrooge in the side with the hammer Scrooge gets up and the two weapons cross each other DDD hammering Scrooge and causing him to stumble back DDD then hits Scrooge with the hilt of his hammer and leaps at him
Scrooge: See here your not getting away with my money you fat Penguin
Scrooge pulls out his pistol and shoots Dedede in the belly who shrugs off the blow although begins to bleed and then leaps into the air and performs the Dedede jump and slams into a pile of money Scrooge managed to dodge out of the way using his agility but still feels some of the impact
Scrooge: Ahh take this
Scrooge wackos DDD with the cane and prods him in the face and lifts up the King and slams him to the ground
King Dedede: Huh pathetic is that all you've got old man
Scrooge: No here's some more abuse for you
Scrooge tries to punch Dedede but he blocks the punch with his fist and tosses Scrooge into the money pile then pulls him up and spins him around in a Tornado then let's Scrooge go flying into a metal wall and bounce off of it then hit in the gut by the hammer
Scrooge stands up bruised bit then tries to strangle the King and headbutts him then continually wackos the King with his cane and smacks him several times bruising him and whacking him they then back up into a wall
Scrooge: I'll teach you to take my money fool
Scrooge dodges a punch from Dedede and throws him into the side of the wall next the Money bin's defensive boxing glove that punches DDD in the face several times knocking off his crown and giving him a nosebleed Dedede tries to inhale Scrooge sucking him towards him
Donald: Give it to him Uncle Scrooge
Huey and Duey: Go Unca Scrooge!
Scrooge: Ahh what are you doing yah blooming bird!
Scrooge is sucked towards DDD but at the last moment DDD jams his mouth open with his Cane and kicks him in the belly causing Dedede to let out a huge amount of air breaking the cane into pieces as he its them out
Dedede: Ow play times over punk!
Dedede puts on a mask and becomes Masked Dedede and slams Scrooge in the gut with his Hammer several times sending Scrooge sliding back
Louie: Here Unca Scrooge!
Louie tosses Scrooge his Masked Mallard Costume and Cane Scrooge puts it on and shoots some bullets at Dedede who is hit but shrugs off the attack the two weapons clash but Dedede knocks the Staff away
Scrooge pulls out his sword and it clashes with Dedede's hammer the two engage in a struggle but DDD slams the hammer onto Scrooge's head several times blood oozing out onto the money as he crushes his head
Donald Huey Douie and Louie: Uncle Scrooge!!
Dedede: That was easy now get me that money
Donald grabs Scrooge's body and takes it away in sadness with the Duck trio as the Waddle Dees continue to gather the money
K.O!
Results[]
Boomstick: Ouch for Scrooge!
Wiz: Yeah this was an easy win in Dedede's favour he is extremly strong especially with that hammer and since it can deal serious damage to Kirby it was deadly against Scrooge who didn't stand much of a chance against that Hammer especially with Masked Dedede
Boomstick: Scrooge's cane may have been handy but it woundn't do much to the Penguin he is ranked a point blank Planet busting expolsion to the face and was fine while Scrooge can only surivive atmospheric rentry so he was outclassed looks like Scrooge was a Screwed McDuck in this fight
Wiz: The Winner is King Dedede.
Advantages and Disadvantages[]
King Dedede: Winner
+ Pretty much everything
- Less exprience
- Less arsenal
- Less agile
Scrooge McDuck: Loser
+ More exprience
+ More of an aresnal
+ More agile
- Everything else
Trivia[]
- Special thanks to Shrek-it Ralph for making the awesome Thumbnail for this battle
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