Description[]
Mortal Kombat vs Super Mario! Which skeleton with fire attacks will win in a fight?
Its burning time!!!!!!!!!!!!
Interlude[]
WIz: Fire...a very important element in the world.
Boomstick: But the important factor is that the users of the fire are just badass skeletons!!!!!!
Wiz: Scorpion, the dead ninja.
Boomstick: And Dry Bowser, the skeletic version of the King of Koopas.
He´s Wiz and I am Boomstick.
Wiz: Its our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who will win in a death battle.
Scorpion[]
Wiz: Scorpion in the past, was a great member of a ninja clan named, Shirai Ryu, and he was called Hanzo Hasashi.
Height: 1,89 m
Weight: 95 kg
Age: 58
Boomstick: His clan was a rival of other ninja clan, called the Lin Kuei.
Wiz: Like Cap. America and Iron Man team in Civil War.
Boomstick: Anyway, his abilities surprised a man called Quan Chi.
Wiz: And then the misterious man hired Hanzo to get a map of the Shaolin temple, hidden in the Himalayas.
Boomstick: But Quan Chi also hired another ninja to do that, and it was Sub-Zero, a Lin Kuei.
Wiz: And....Sub-Zero killed Hanzo....
Boomstick: Wow...Poor Hanzo...
Wiz: ANy way, his soul was sent to the Hell, and in that moment on, he became the dead ninja known as Scorpion.
Boomstick: As a ninja, Scorpion has a cool fighting style, wchich means fucking katanas.
Wiz: He can use fire attacks...because, he is...well, a ninja, from hell.
Boomstick: Well, he is unkilling, unless you can destroy souls or something life that.
Wiz: Also he has an harpoon, which is so deadly...
Boomstick: But hes very arrogant, underestimating his apparently weaker opponents.
Wiz: But Scorpion is still a great and deadly warrior to consider.
"Scorpion: Vengeance will be mine! (MK9)"
Dry Bowser[]
Wiz: In Mario´s history, Bowser had a lot of forms...
Boomstick: Dreamy Bowser, Giant Bowser...
Wiz: But his most scary one is the skeletic turtle known as Dry Bowser.
Boomstick: He´s the same as Bowser, but with some changes.
Wiz: But now, Dry Bowser´s story.
Boomstick: One time when Peach was kidnapped the 9999999th time, Mario went to save her. But when we throwed Bowser to a pull of lava, Bowser didn´t just got defeated.
Wiz: In fact, his skeleton could move, and surprisely, Bowser was still alive.
Boomstick: But the disadvantage, was that he became a very scary skeleton.
WIz: Like in his normal form. Dry Bowser can use fire attacks, but now are made of blue fire.
Boomstick: He can still empale his opponent with the spikes of his shell.
Wiz: And even he conserves his enormous brute strength, which is still scary.
Boomstick: Also in this form is invulnerable to his past debility, the fire balls.
Wiz: Even, he can also turn him giant, which means Dry Bowser is practicly undestructible.
Boomstick: But he still conserves some flaws he has in his base form.
Wiz: Like that he is vey slow compared to Mario, and its still and idiot in some aspects.
Boomstick: Not to mention, Dry Bowser is still very arrogant, and constantly underestimate his opponents.
Wiz: But even with that bad things, Dry Bowser is a very powerful enemy, and you know is going to give you some problems.
"Dry Bowser appears in his fight in Super Mario 3D Land"
Pre-DEATH BATTLE[]
Wiz: Well, the combatants are set. Lets end this debate once on for all.
Boomstick: Its time for a DEATH BATTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DEATH BATTLE[]
Its tonight. And everyone knows the forests at night are scary.
Bowser: Well, Bowser Jr, if you dont know how to g-
Bowser hears footsteps.
Bowser Jr: I am scared, daddy.
Bowser: Just shut up for one minute.
Scorpion: Get over here!
Bowser: Huh?!
Bowser Jr: DADDYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Scorpion throws flames to Bowser, burning him and obliterating his skin.
Dry Bowser: Well, Junior, go home, I´m gonna eat this bad guy. In fact, he will be your dinner!
Bowser Jr:...OK...
Scorpion: Well, you will be punished!
FIGHT!
Scorpion: Get BURNEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dry Bowser: Ejem...
Scorpion: That doesn´t worth in him?
Dry Bowser: Well, eat this.
Dry Bowser throws five fire balls.
Scorpion teletransports to his back and avoid the fire balls.
Dry Bowser: Where did he go?
Scorpion: Just behind you..Eat this!!
Scorpion uses his Harpoon to grab and throw Dry Bowser so far and does that twice.
Dry Bowser: You are strong and deadly..well,...i am that to...
Scorpion: What?
Dry Bowser uses his shell to empale Scorpion with his spikes, and then, impact the shell im his neck.
Scorpion: That...c-can´t kill me, y-ou know...
Dry Bowser: If thats right, lets see if this can do that!!!
Dry Bowser turns giant:
Scorpion: Just...WOW!
Dry Bowser: I WOULD DESTROY YOUR HEAD!
Scorpion teletransports into Giant Dry Bowser´s bag, uses his harpoon and tries to move him to a precipice.
Dry Bowser: What do you think are you doing?
The alive skeleton looks at the precipice.
Dry Bowser: Fuck....
Scorpion: Good luck in this fall!!!
Dry Bowser: No, stop, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Giant Dry Bowser turns into normal.
Scorpion goes near to Dry Bowser, planning to killing him.
Dry Bowser punches Scorpion in the face so hard, he knock it.
Scorpion: Unexpected...
Dry Bowser: No possible...
K.O?
Both fighters fall, defeated, but not killed.
Post-DEATH BATTLE[]
Boomstick: Who won?
Wiz: Well, this was a close one. Both are powerful, both are skilled, and both have impressive abilities.
But anyone cant kill the other. Scorpion can´t destroy Dry Bowser, while Dry Bowser cant kill Scorpion because he is an unkillable spirit.
Boomstick: So...
Wiz: This battle is a draw.
NEXT TIME ON DEATH BATTLE![]
Boomstick: Next time on DEATH BATTLE...
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Silver and Blaze appear in Crisis City
VS
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Some parts of Lucina´s and Robin´s trailer.
