Christmas vs Halloween, which icon who’s had a crossover with almost every fiction will win
(authors note: so this was one of my very first battles on the wiki… ever, but as you can probably tell, my writings improved greatly since this, as such I plan to be making a rebooted version of this fight at some point in the future… hopefully)
Intro[]
me:holidays always have an icon
james corden:and these two famous ones have been in almost every fiction
me:Santa the jolly fat man
james:and Dracula the prince of darkness, we’ll do research and tell you who would win a
me:death battle
Santa Claus[]
me: you better watch out you better not cry you better not pout I’m telling you why
james: Santa Claus is coming to town
me: for this fight Santa will be composite
james: otherwise known as Saint Nicholas he started out dropping money down chimneys for the poor
me: and that got changed to travelling around the world for one night delivering toys to good boys & girls
james: Santa has many abilities including reality warping, size manipulation to get through the chimneys and keyholes, hammer space to bring out whatever he wants & incredible strength to carry those large sacks & stamina to keep going all night as well as ice manipulation to control ice and snow and weather manipulation as well and he is also a master of disguise
me: not to mention a large amount of toys and weapons including a candy cane sword which he uses to commonly fight the teen Titans and explosive toy robots which he used to get rid of the dream crabs in doctor who and also dual swords and snow globes which can take him anywhere in the world
James: he also has his sleigh which can travel around the world in one night and avoided all of darkseids defences and is an awesome driver as well as beating superman in a race with it which means he is probably massively faster than light
me: and he also has an axe which was used for decapitation by him in a horror movie
James: he was also powerful enough to take out darkseids minions
me: not to mention he has the infinity gauntlet which has mind soul and time manipulation can shoot planet wrecking beams and can take him anywhere in the universe
james: and in futurama he was a robot that had rocket launcher, machine guns and tiny bombs that blew up golden Death Stars
me: he has also fought on par with characters like lobo, the mask and easily defeated jorgan van strangle
james: he also brought frosty back to life and survived burning, electrocution and large falls as well as bricks falling on him
me: but sadly he has Weaknesses which include how trusting he is and also his fatness
james: but hey let’s see how Count Dracula does
santa: ho ho ho Merry Christmas
Count Dracula[]
me: Dracula does not say blah blah blah
james: good old drac was actually inspired by the fifteen hundreds Romanian bad guy known as vlad the impaler
me: but in his story his origins say that he was given his powers by trying to use black magic to make himself eternal so he could be with his beloved wife forever however something went wrong and he became a dark and powerful creature who had to drink the blood of others to survive
james: gross but Dracula was eventually killed in several stories when he thought he met his reincarnated wife and tried to take her but was stopped by helsing in most versions but was also killed by Batman in DC comics
me: Dracula has several powers including telekinesis that will allow him to (read your mind, take control of you and make you see your worst fear), shape shifting (this includes bats and wolves but also his mega forms but we will get to that later)
james: and he also has a vast knowledge of black magic, which includes an ability to control blood to his whim
me: sheesh well he does also have enhanced strength via being able to break through metal, stone and wood easily as well as being capable of breaking someone’s neck instantly and not to mention a large amount of speed via being able to easily catch up to cars and other things
James: he can also survive insanely powerful attacks without a scratch including being tossed insanely hard into a fireplace and coming out unscathed as well as surviving being crushed stabbed shot and blown up and if that’s not enough he also has a healing factor
me: and he also has incredible fighting skills via fighting on par with foes like Batman, blade and van helsing not to mention he has two swords for fighting as well as various other weapons as well
james:and he’s even fought frickin ash Williams who can beat foes like Krueger Jason and the marvel zombies
me: though he wasn’t included in that but he did almost beat dreadpool if it wasn’t for his tech
james: and he is also good with the necrominicon ex-mortis which can travel through time and raise armies from the dead
me: and he also has several giant bat like forms and his biggest is probably the castle-vania one
james: and though he is the only vampire immune to sunlight but he can be killed with stuff like an iron stake to the heart
me: though this is one vampire you do not want to mess with
dracula:”there is a reason all things are as they are”
pre-fight[]
the opponents are ready so it’s time for death battle
let’s get started[]
the battle starts at three hours to Christmas where we see Santa Claus is starting to get ready in the North Pole
we zoom in to see he is working on a new toy when an elf walks up to him
elf: err sir I think there’s something you need to see. It’s pretty urgent.
santa: (thinking) hmm what could it be if he’s telling me at this time. (Speech) it better be urgent, it’s only three hours till I have to leave and there’s still lots to do
elf: I think you’ll find what it is sir
they then walked into what looked like a control room where they probably sorted out the gifts and stuff and saw a large screen flashing red when another elf came up to them
elf 2: sir it appears that a portal to another universe has appeared and it could pose a threat to the deliveries
santa: hmm do you think we could still manage
elf2: yes but caution is advised
santa:then I’ll risk it
we then go forward to when Santa is finishing his deliveries and heading home
santa: that wasn’t so (suddenly the entire sleigh shakes as it is engulfed by a blue light) whoah I should not have said that
he looks down to see an olden time village below
santa: hmm I wonder where I am. Well maybe I will also deliver Christmas to here
santa then zooms buy not noticing the large castle with a man with a crossbow walking up to it who looked up and we see the man is none other than van helsing
helsing: what could that be. Well no time to think about it I have a vampire to slay
he then walks into the castle and along a dark corridor when a creature jumps out at him but is quickly shot as helsing proceeds along the corridor where he sees a coffin in another room and while bringing out a wooden stake walks over to it, raises the stake and slams it into the coffin
helsing: that was easier than I thought
hidden voice: I wouldn’t be to sure about that
helsing is then flung to the wall as Dracula drops to the floor, walks over to him and, picking him up, starts to suffocate him
dracula: sorry but you (suddenly footsteps are heard on the roof) what is that
he then tosses helsing away and looks over to the chimney where suddenly a large man in red appears
dracula: and who would you be
santa: why I’m Santa Claus of course. I travel around the world to give gifts to nice people
dracula: well all I see is a big snack
draculas eyes turn red and his teeth lengthen as he lunges at Santa who blocks the attack and punches him to the other side of the room
santa: that was very naughty
dracula: die
fight part 1: base forms[]
Dracula then lunges at Santa who counters with a punch that somehow goes through Dracula as he turns into mist and then becomes solid behind him tossing a punch that sent Santa two the other side of the room however santa then gets right back up
both: how are you so strong
dracula then pulls out his two swords and Santa brings out his rise of the guardians ones as they both charge at each other. Santa swings his sword which Dracula quickly deflects and then swipes at Santa who teleports behind him and brings down his swords but Dracula turns into mist again
santa: that won’t work this time
he then fires a white beam which freezes up Dracula before he can completely transform
santa: you where just to predictable
however as he heads outside the ice starts to crack and Dracula charges at full speed to Santa who is sent flying outside, Dracula then walks over to a switch, pulls it and suddenly a rock the size of a small house tumbles toward Santa who with a burst of strength catch’s it and tosses it away however it turns out this was a distraction as Dracula appears behind him and punches him through several walls
dracula: you where no match for me (he then looks down) what’s this.
we see it’s a small robot that suddenly explodes sending the Prince of darkness flying back. When Dracula got up he looked around for Santa until he saw on the roof Santa with his slay starting to fly away.
Dracula: don’t think you can leave so easily.
he then flew at immense speed toward Santa who had just tossed a snow globe into the air making a portal and both flew through into somewhere else not realising it would also be another battle
the sleigh crashed into what appeared to be a church with Dracula landing outside (he cannot go on hallowed ground). Inside the church Santa got up to look around and saw a man with a flaming skull and a woman with two guns.
santa: hmm that mans head is on fire I better help him.
he then tosses a beam of ice at ghost riders head accidentally cracking it but ghost rider regenerates and looks at Santa
ghost-rider: you’ll pay for that.
santa then got on his sleigh and tried to leave but ghost rider got on his bike and followed leaving bayonetta on her own.
Bayonetta: alright guess I don’t need to fight.
however as she walked outside the Prince of darkness lunged at her but luckily she brought out her guns and started shooting at him causing him to swerve away. Meanwhile the flaming motorcycle was chasing Santa’s slay without much luck.
ghost-rider: how is he so fast. I’m gonna need to try something different.
he then brought out his flaming chain and tossed it pulling down Santa’s slay but as he came past an axe came out and hit him right in the skull. While he was stunned Santa used magic and hit him into the wall making everything encase him like a blanket.
ghost rider: guess I need him
he then erupts in blue flame as zarathos.
zarathos: time for you to die.
santa: actually I think not
zarathos then fires a wave of blue fire at Santa which is instantly put out.
zarathos: what, how did you
he doesn’t get to finish as Santa tosses a snow globe underneath him which makes a portal sending him to a different universe.
zarathos: where am I .
?: well well well time for another snack.
he then turns to be faced with a very large amount of marvel zombies and it turns day as he is reverted back to a normal human.
johnny blaze: no no nooooooooo
he was suddenly ripped to pieces by the zombies.
santa: that was gruesome but at least he’s gone.(as he gets back he sees the other two fighting) Maybe I’ll just wait until they’re done.
meanwhile Dracula slashed at bayonetta who backflipped to dodge and then started firing her guns at him.
dracula: you know you quite remind me of helsing.
bayonetta: and you of my foes (in that split second of speech Dracula teleported behind her and digs his teeth into her neck) dang it.
dracula then started ripping her limb from limb and then got up with a power boost from the blood.
Dracula: shall we go.
santa then tossed another snow globe and they entered another battle.
this time they landed in a forest where they saw a soldier in blue and a woman in yellow.
caboose & yang: I don’t believe it, it’s Santa Claus. Hey why didn’t you give me presents or even coal.
santa: well you where naughty and though it is believed I give coal to people who are naughty it is actually very much wanted for those kids who have nothing and I teach naughty kids that by giving them nothing.
caboose: okay wait is that a monster.
yang: naughty I’ll show you naughty.
Caboose started firing bullets at Dracula while yang hit Santa quite far and then ran after him. Dracula then knocked the gun out of cabooses hand and tried to bite him but his armour was to strong.
dracula: ow why you little jerk, I’ll kill you and rip you to pieces.
Caboose: oh no you won’t zombie.
dracula: wait what you think I’m a zombie
freckles: actually he is a vampire though I don’t know how he is able to survive sunlight.
dracula: because I am the lord of vampires fool and though you’re armour is tough that glass doesn’t look so
freckles: oh no look...
before he can finish Dracula tears him in two and hits caboose in the glass breaking through it crushing his skull.
dracula: weak
when he heads back he sees Santa standing over yang who had a candy cane right through her head.
dracula: you know I think I need more power.
he then starts to grow and change colour with wings sprouting from his back (note: this is specifically the form from the van helsing with wolverine in it as the castlevania form will come later)
Santa: what the...
he is the n punched far into the woods however what comes out is metal and carrying a big gun.
robot Santa Claus: time to die
dracula: raargh
fight part 2: robot vs monster[]
Santa then starts firing tons of lasers which Dracula swerves around and then slash’s at Santa who jumps back and delivers a punch right to the jaw knocking Dracula several feet back. The creature then got up and uprooted a tree and tossed it like a spear however it was completely disintegrated by a laser.
R.S: you cannot beat me because I’m so much ( he gets punched in the face causing several dents) aargh I’m gonna fry you you son of a b*tch
he then brings out an incredibly large amount of weapons and begins firing causing Dracula to run for cover until the weapons run out causing R.S to scream in rage.
R.S: you know what I’m outa here
he then stomps on a snow globe however the portal is bigger than expected and ends up sending both of them to another battle.
they then fall into a black and white world with the only colour coming from them and a robot person.
R.S: hello miss
Mettaton: I’m a boy and I will kill you for that.
she then knocks him away as a shadowy (post if you get the joke) figure approaches the monster.
Friendly shadow: and what are you supposed to be.
Dracula just growls and lunges at him.
Meanwhile we see robot Santa fire several lasers from his Tommy gun which are all blocked by mettaton’s boxes who then fires his own beams which knock robot Santa back a bit. He then brings out his rocket launcher and fires taking out most of Mettaton’s defences and doing large damage.
mettaton: dang it how can he be so strong. And also he says he’s punishing naughty people when he himself is killing them which is the most naughty of all.
R.S: wait what.
he then starts malfunctioning with his head then exploding.
Mettaton: well that was easy.
she doesn’t notice his head grow back as he aims his rocket launcher killing mettaton once and for all. Meanwhile the monster lunges at friendly shadow who jumps out of the way and tries to shoot him but Dracula grabs the gun and crushes it and then tries to hit shadow who tosses a punch doing great harm to him but the creature gets up and grabs him flying him up into the air and with incredible strength tosses him down so hard that he catches fire and explodes upon reaching the ground. He then charges at full speed to Santa who had opened a portal after setting up some sort of device and as both exit through the portal the device explodes creating a planet wide explosion. They had been teleported back to Transylvania and Dracula quickly stabs his hand into robot ripping out his heart however he then hears a voice behind him.
santa: I was wondering when you would get hear.
the creature turns around to see that Santa was there with an army of elves and abominable snowmen however he then lets out a cry causing several vampires and werewolves to come out.
both: charge
fight part 3: the army’s get involved[]
we see several elf’s firing arrows and tossing toy bombs which hit the vampires either hitting the brain or blowing them up as a werewolf tears the arm of an abominable snowman however it then grabs the werewolf and slamming it into the ground crushes it however giant bat creatures come down and tear elf’s to pieces when a reindeer stabs right through them with its antlers. We then see trolls slamming down on living snowmen who quickly regenerate. It was all complete and utter chaos until suddenly a large amount of each army began disintegrating.
elf: wh-what’s going on.
vampire: look.
everyone left looked up to see Santa with the infinity gauntlet and turned to see Dracula with the necrominicon and both were using these items to get rid of the other army until the battlefield was nothing but dust.
santa: no all my elf’s. (Angrily) I’m going to make you pay dearly for this and you can’t stop because of this. (Holds up the infinity gauntlet).
dracula: I guess I should use my full power also, Well ok.
dracula then starts growing even bigger than his last form and not only did he grow wings but he also grew horns and turned blue as well as bringing out the necrominicon ex-mortis
this battle would be truly the final round
fight part 4: ultimate forms[]
santa fires a beam at dracula who dodges it and slams down where as it turns out an illusion of Santa was and then suddenly a large amount of him starts to appear.
dracula: really is this the best you’ve got, pitiful.
he then read from the necrominicon revealing where the real one is and tosses a punch which is caught by Santa’s fist sending him back a large amount while leaving marks on the street. Dracula then starts reading more spells sending huge bursts of fire which Santa simply uses the power stone and draws it in and then blasts it at dracula who using his wings blasts off of the ground and in a burst of force flies at immense speed with a punch that temporarily knocks all the air out of Santa’s lungs and before he can do anything he is caught in a large and fast furious outburst of punches which knock him right through the ground. Dracula thinking it was over starts to walk away when he is caught in a blue force field and flung against the walls and floor multiple times before being tossed in the air with a purple beam following him that he just narrowly avoids as Santa comes back out.
santa: let’s see you beats this.
he then used the space stone making all the buildings and mountains float up.
dracula: ohhh crap.
everything then starts flying at Dracula but he does manages to break some of them but he then gets hit sending him right done into the ground which a few seconds later bursts open with Dracula flying up holding the necrominicon again.
dracula: my turn this time.
he then recites from it again this time creating a new portal sending them once again to a new fight.
they appear in a black space and Santa is confused as to where they are.
dracula: this is the dream dime...
???: who the bleep are you guys
they turn to see a man with a red face, claws and a fedora otherwise known as Freddy Krueger
dracula: get out this is our fight.
Grimm: yeah more playmates.
freddy: as you can see I also have( he suddenly sees what’s in Dracula’s hand) that’s mine.
he quickly grabs it and transforms and then sends one blast from his finger killing Grimm.
freddy: hah now I’m invinci (Santa snaps the IG) wait what’s going on?
he then explodes into dust.
santa: he was a jerk, wanna get outta here.
dracula: sure.
Santa then opens a portal and gestures for Dracula to go first.
santa: you want to go first.
dracula: thanks but I’m pretty sure you’d trick me, you first, I’m more honourable.
santa: yeah right.
They then enter through the portal into a grassy field filled with body’s.
Adam Taurus Vs. General Grievous
they then saw a four armed robot standing over the dead body of a man with a strange mask.
general grievous: well look at this freakshow, more people for me to kill then.
he then activates his four lightsabers and charges at them. Santa tries to fire an energy blast but it gets deflected, Dracula then tries to charge at grievous but misses as he somehow ends up behind him and slams down his saber cutting Dracula’s hand.
dracula: alright that’s it, let’s see you beat this.
he then resurrects all the bodies as they charge at the siths robot.
grevious: what is this kind of pow(a hand goes through his chest) gllkk.
it is revealed to be Adam Taurus who done it.
adam: I don’t know but I like it.
he then rips out his heart and destroys it and then looks at Dracula.
adam: thank you for allowing me vengeance.
right after saying this he turns to dust and the two duellers turn back to each other.
santa: let’s finish this once and for all.
dracula: agreed.
the two then charge at each other launching a flurry of punch that all hit off each other. Dracula then jumps back and starts firing purple/black balls of energy which Santa destroys with blasts from the power stone causing lots of smoke, when it clears Dracula is nowhere to be seen but then appears behind Santa and slashes his back multiple times causing him to fall forward with lots of blood seeping out.
dracula: finally, you’re done for.
suddenly a beam appear out of nowhere as the area (including Santa’s body) turns to red dust.
dracula: wait what, what’s going on.
santa: you’re death.
he suddenly appears and is shown to have been charging a blast from the ig which he fires engulfing Dracula who is just barely pushing against it.
dracula: no I won’t end like thiiiiiiiiiiiisssssss.
dracula is then fully engulfed by the blast killing him, after it stops santa falls to the ground weakened.
k.o.
it then shows santa delivering gifts as Transylvania celebrates with a party.
results[]
me: well I don’t think he’s coming back from that.
james: dracula did have an advantage in skill but that was about it.
Me: Santa’s easily dealt with foes much stronger than dracula quite easily.
james: not to mention he had a much bigger and stronger arsenal and had hundreds of more years of experience.
me: looks like Dracula had a not so merry end after all.
the winner is Santa Claus.
fun facts[]
this is my first fight to include cameos and those are
and Adam Taurus Vs. General Grievous
i will have two in first round one in second and two in last
also though it’s Christmas themed I plan on it being done by New Year’s Eve however it will probably be later
next time[]
a battle of true machinery as robots battle it out in robot battle royal.
Description[]
Christmas vs Halloween, these two legends of old are back for a rematch, and trust me when I say it’ll be a lot more epic this time around, but can jolly old st. Nicholas claim that 2-0, or will Dracula prove why he’s the greatest of all monsters?