| Santa vs The Yule Man | |
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| Air date | 24th December 2024 |
| Written by | SpeedyHedgehog91 |
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Description[]
Violent Night vs SCP Foundation! This festive fight takes a very dark and brutal turn as a more action-packed version of the jolly man in red crosses paths with the infamous Yule Man! With Christmas arriving in the blink of an eye, will Santa be able to put an end to this SCP's reign of terror or will SCP-4666 claim another victim and escape for another year?
Intro[]
Wiz: Santa Claus from Violent Night.
Boomstick: SCP-4666, The Yule Man.
Wiz: With Christmas around the corner, it only makes sense for us to celebrate the most joyful holiday with a festive battle even if this one isn't exactly all that jolly.
Boomstick: That's right. We're pitting one of the most brutal versions of ol' Saint Nick himself against one of the most horrific SCPs in a battle of a man who's saved a family from invaders against something worst than your average armed crooks. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!
Wiz: And it's our job to analyse their weapons, armour and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle!
Santa Claus[]
Wiz: It was just an average Christmas Eve for the Lightstones family who were all eager for the next day.
Boomstick But it would soon become a Nightmare Before Christmas when their spirit gets crushed during an invasion from team of mercenaries led by a man under the alias "Mr. Scrooge" and yeah, they all use Christmas themed stuff as codenames.
Wiz: But there was still hope for this wealthy family once a familiar face came down the chimney with a bag of gifts.
Boomstick: Santa Claus, Saint Nick, Father Christmas. He goes by many names but this jolly man that need no introduction. We all recognise that fat man with the long white beard and a heart of gold. Well, the last one is dependent on the situation.
Wiz: For the past few years, Santa Claus had enough with delivering presents and was considering retiring after many decades but after visiting so many homes, and getting drunk in the process, he wounded up in the middle of an armed robbery.
Boomstick: Just a bad case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time. Good thing he knows how to fight back. After killing a man by letting him fall on top of a giant icicle, Santa's presence altered Jimmy-(clears throat), "Mr. Scrooge" and the rest so this journey to save the Lightstones from death would be far from easy.
Wiz: It's a good thing that nobody knows that Santa was originally a ruthless viking.
(Music Stops)
Boomstick:...What?
Wiz: You heard me correctly. Santa was actually a viking named "Nicomund the Red" who would conquer lands and battle anyone that was daring enough to get in his way with his trusty sledgehammer he calls 'Skullcrusher'.
Boomstick: I know we've had a bunch of brutal Santas for a while now but this one is a true badass and he's still got those fighting skills to this day. Good to hear that Christmas magic he's got downgraded him to just some jolly old man.
Wiz: Using whatever he finds that can come in handy as a weapon, Santa has shown that he's capable of fighting back against armed criminals. If not, his bag of toys can probably give him something to work with.
Boomstick: If you ever wondered how Santa is even capable of carrying so many toys that it's impossible to count them, well it's actually a hammerspace of sorts that can be filled with an endless amount of stuff like a doll or a golf club. One of those things is definitely better than the other.
Wiz: Even so, Santa has shown more than capable to fight evenly with fisticuffs alone much like his battle with Tinsel which ultimately led to both of them falling out a window. He may not have been the one to die from an icicle below but he still survived falling from multiple stories afterwards.
Boomstick: And now Santa was stranded at the mansion with no other way out once his reindeers were frightened by the sound of gunfire and took off without him. So unprofessional. At least he's getting some help from Trudy, the youngest of the Lightstone family.
Wiz: Communicating with one another through walkie talkies, Santa was not going into a fight blinded and would take out one mercenary at a time, checking twice to make sure none of them report to their boss alive.
Boomstick: When I say these guys get killed in some of the most brutal ways possible, I mean it. Jolly St. Nick is not only strong enough to lift and toss grown adults but he crushed a bunch of their heads with a sledgehammer like it was Skullcrusher.
Wiz: Santa also threw said sledgehammer directly into a guy's face with one arm, used a ski to slice throats or decapitate his enemies and tied two men up to a lawn mower that shredded them into a giant pool of blood.
Boomstick: He even made his own version of John Wick's pencil trick and killed a few guys with a candy cane. Let's also not forget that Santa literally fried a guy's brain with a Christmas star that he pierced the dude with earlier.
Wiz: From his brutal kills and methods of stitching up wounds on his body, there's no doubt that this Santa is quite creative in his own right.
Boomstick: Too bad he's become an alcoholic the past few years who's over the holiday and that Christmas magic of his is mostly powered by other people's Christmas spirit but it comes in handy when needed.
Wiz: With a quick tap on his nose, Santa can transform into some form of magic dust that allows him to travel up and down chimneys. Better yet, he can even drag others through with him if he's got a hold of them.
Boomstick: And that was exactly how Santa managed to put an end to "Mr. Scrooge" at last; by dragging him through a chimney to the point where his body got shredded into a bloody mess and with enough Christmas spirit on his side, he'll live on no matter what. Don't ask how Christmas magic works. Not even the big man understands how it works.
Wiz: With the Christmas killers gone, Santa managed to save Trudy and her family and would continue spreading joy by handing out presents for all of the good boys and girls across the world.
Boomstick: Anyone who tries to wreck havoc on Christmas Eve might want to consider a quick reschedule because as the saying goes, "Santa Claus is coming to town" and he won't let people on the Naughty List take extreme measures without facing the consequences.
SCP-4666[]
CONTENT WARNING: Some of the stuff mentioned in this analysis are very disturbing due to the nature of SCP-4666. The topic of death and torture to extreme levels will be discussed here. I've tried to write this analysis in a way to make these descriptions sound less disturbing but I'd highly recommend skipping this analysis and going straight to the fight if any of the stuff brought up here makes you uncomfortable.
(Jingle Bells - Dark Piano Version)
Wiz: It's a late night during the holiday season. You wrap yourself with a warm blanket and sit by the fireplace as you await for the big holiday. All was calm and bright in the most joyful time of the year.
Boomstick: That is until some weird occurrences begin to take place around your home. The sound of footsteps on the roof, foul smells, a strange and unrecognizable figure that's watching you from the distance and stands at two metres tall. Eh. It's probably just my imagination. I'm sure it will all go away soon.
Wiz: This is the kind of stuff that occurs during something called the Weissnacht Event where a particular entity stalks a family with at least one child at the age of 8 or younger and is located in a cold and isolated area for 12 days during the winter season, more specifically from the 21 of December to the 2nd of January.
Boomstick: Kind of a crappy way to start the New Year.
Wiz: This vile monster in question is none other than a being identified as The Yule Man who is identified as SCP-4666.
Boomstick: Look, the SCP Foundation has its fair share of horrific beings that have been discovered but my god, this old guy might be one of the most disturbing things I've ever witnessed! Could he at least disturb these poor families without being completely nude?! How has he not turn into a frozen statue without pants or even a jacket?
Wiz: That's the thing, Boomstick. While it look like an elderly human, DNA scans from the Foundation confirm that it's not human at all.
Boomstick: Oh. That totally makes things better. If you thought that's awful news, then you don't want to hear what happens on the final night of the Weissnacht Event.
Wiz: There are two scenarios where the event can ends. The rarest case has the Yule Man leave some...grotesque presents for each family member. What makes these gifts so awful is that they were made from his previous victims.
Boomstick: These gifts are known as 'SCP 4666-A' and come in many forms from balls, wooden drums and even life-sized dolls. It's horrifying to look at but at least the Weissnacht Event is over and things ended on a much lighter note unlike most other cases.
Wiz: The creature still sneaks into the house but instead of handing out presents made from victims, he tortures and kill everyone inside until one child is still alive. He then takes the child and abducts it into a bag that he carries with him.
Boomstick: And that poor child is forced to create new toys in an underground workshop with other kidnapped children until they can't go any longer and eventually become toys themselves. God, this thing lacks so many morals if there were any to begin with.
Wiz: He may seem like a fragile old man with how it looks but the Yule Man has some incredible strength. He can crush skulls, stab a guy's sockets with his own fingers, rip limbs off people and lift people up relatively easily. Not to mention the unknown amount of victims he carries in his bag wherever he goes.
Boomstick: You'd think his back would've been broken by now. He's also pretty fast. The Yule Man can just drop on all fours and get away as soon as possible like when he was being hunted down by foundation personnel and quickly ran into a forest. Not that it matters when he can just teleport with the help of his ring.
Wiz: There's no real canon story for SCPs but in one instance, SCP-4666 was originally some kind of...pet, of Santa Claus who uses a ring to teleport wherever he needs to be.
Boomstick: I don't who or why anybody would want to adopt that...thing but I guess it served as a lesson once the Yule Man finally snapped and killed Santa, taking his ring once it was done. You heard me. This creature killed Father Christmas himself.
Wiz: The ring is what grants the Yule Man his teleportation, allowing him to open portals to anywhere he wants to go. It can also serve as a healing method whenever he gets damaged.
Boomstick: Also, your everyday weapons ain't gonna do shit. He survived being shot and took an axe to the waist yet he still manages to put up a fight. Also, he's quite capable of using knives and any other sharp objects and used such things to stab a family and leave them stuck on the walls. He's pretty creative with his torture methods...I guess. Jeez.
Wiz: If it's been sneaking around people's homes for much longer than when it was first discovered by the Foundation in 1974, you'd think someone would except a gunshot won't do any favours. Wouldn't you agree, Boomstick?
Boomstick: Who knows, Wiz? Maybe decapitating it might finally get the job done.
Wiz: The Yule Man does have a few weaknesses. He tends to drag out his chases for the sake of increasing the victim's fear and lacks a ton of fighting experience. Granted, none of it usually matters considering no one's ever been able to stop him.
Boomstick: There's really no hiding from him. He's got enhanced hearing and is incredibly stealthy, being able to enter people's homes undetected and tends to hide in the shadows when stalking his victims. It's no wonder he's still classified as "Ketter" after all these years.
Wiz: Despite knowing of his existence, the SCP Foundation has yet to contain the Yule Man ever since their discovery. Until then, SCP-4666 will continue his horrific rampage of terrorizing families and hunting for new workers to replace those who've become toys.
Boomstick: It's probably best for anyone in the Northern Latitiude, especially if you're living in a isolated and rural area, to travel elsewhere for the holidays until further notice.
Intermission[]
Wiz: Alright. The combatants are set and we've run the data through all possibilities.
Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!
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Death Battle[]
(Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy - Dark Version)
It was a cold winter night at the Lightstone Residence. Just as the final light went out, a strange and disturbing creature that resembles an elderly man slowly creeps out from the forest which he had been stalking the family from. He'd normally wait and continue stalking until January 2nd but with so many people in that house that he could kill while he has the chance, he was never going to pass that kind of opportunity. With a smile on his face, The Yule Man enters the Lightstone's house through the chimney and start walking down the hallways without making a lot of noise. He comes across the nearest bedroom and spots the child he's been tormenting for the past couple of nights. Before he can quickly grab her while he has the chance, he hears something coming from the first floor; it was the sound of footsteps.
Standing within the downstairs living room was none other than Santa Claus himself although it seemed to have grown tired from delivering presents for every family in every home after all these years. That didn't stop him from eating some homemade cookies that were placed on the table. However, he doesn't bother drinking the milk and finds a bottle of whiskey on a nearby shelf. Santa opens the bottle and takes a quite sip out of it.
Santa: That's more like it.
As Santa chuckles to himself and continues eating the cookies that get washed down with the whiskey, he quickly glances at the door and notices a face peeking from around the corner before it immediately rushes away. Santa goes to check who's been watching him but the unidentified figure wounds up disappearing and thinks that he's seeing things. Out of nowhere, a disgusting stench that surrounded every room inside got to Santa who had to cover his nose.
Santa: Think that whiskey was one too many drinks for tonight.
Suddenly, the not-so jolly man turns around and sees the Yule Man who was now standing near the Christmas tree. Santa gets a glimpse at the hideous creature and comments on its appearance.
Santa: Oh god. You could have at least put on some pants before wandering around. Look, let me just put these presents under the tree that you're...blocking with your bare ass, go back up the chimney and we can forget about what we saw tonight.
The Yule Man continues staring down at Santa who is visibly stunned by the sight of what appears to be a naked old man standing right in front of him. However, it would eventually become apparent that Santa would be dealing with something that was more than just some mortal human as the Yule Man unleashes an ear-piercing screech as a hint for what is about to happen.
Santa: Ah shit.
The Yule Man smacks Santa across the living room and lets him slide across the wooden floors before stomping towards the man in red and getting ready to slam his long fingers through his new torture victim. Santa reacts quickly enough to grab the creature's arm and put up a fight before following up with a kick that gave Santa plenty of time to get back on his feet and grab a large nutcracker and smack it across the Yule Man's face. It doesn't take long for the Yule Man to retaliate and smack the nutcracker away and scratch Santa across a small part of his body, resulting in some visible scratch marks. Santa quickly shoves his hand in to his bag looking for something he could use against the freak but only managed to get his hands on some dolls and a book that did little to no damage. With no other option, Santa tackles the Yule Man into the large Christmas Tree that caused enough ruckus to alert everyone within the building.
One of the family members, Trudy, had let her curiosity get the better and walked into the living room where she got a good glimpse at the Yule Man who had got Santa pinned ready to be nailed into the wall by the nails that were originally used for the stockings. Trudy screams loud enough to catch the Yule Man's attention as he stares down at her with his big yet merciless eyes. At the same time, Santa barely manages to grab the whiskey bottle from earlier and slams it across the Yule Man's head before stabbing him in the chest with the rest of it.
Santa is free from the clutches of the Yule Man just in time for the rest of the Lightstones to show up. Linda puts her shooting skills to the test and successfully lands a bullet directly into the Yule Man's waist, causing him to stumble and fall on his back. As Trudy hugs her parents out of fear from seeing the hideous being, Santa warns the family to escape and leave before the Yule Man regains consciousness.
Santa: All of you need to get out. Find somewhere safe until this...thing is gone.
While the Lightstones take Santa's orders and run off in hopes of escaping before the Yule Man gets back, the jolly man takes it upon to kill the Yule Man, that is until he had vanished from a now infuriated Santa's sight.
Santa: One of those monsters. Wonderful.
With a wrapped up baseball bat in his hands, scratches stitched up and no other choice but to help the Lightstones, Santa starts sneaking around the mansion and begins his hunt for the Yule Man who was nowhere to be found. Through all of the windows that Santa passed was the Yule Man's shadow swarming the place on all fours as he messed with Santa while he searched for the Lightstones. Although he heard it, Santa couldn't see it. Just as things were going smoothly, the man in red triggers a talking Santa doll that gave away his position while the real one let out a silent whisper knowing what to expect.
Santa: Fffuck.
In just a quick second, a portal opens up behind Santa who is quickly jumped by a now regenerated Yule Man who starts slamming his new victim around like a ragdoll across every decoration and every wall. Sleigh bells could be heard from above as Santa began to realise that the reindeers were flying off without him. Santa makes a run for the nearest window as he could only shout for reindeers to stay until he was done.
Santa: No! Come back! Augh! Rudolph would've never done that kind of crap, y'know?!
While Santa was getting irritated over the fact that his own reindeers abandoned him, the Yule Man takes advantage of this distraction by grabbing a nearby ice pick and stabbing Santa in the chest but wounds up missing any important organs that would've resulted in a kill. Santa retaliates by grabbing a pointy candy cane and stabbing it through the Yule Man's arms before the creature could proceed with shredding through the man's skin. Santa rips the ice pick out of his body and throws it like it was a dart. However, the Yule Man ducks down and starts crawling on all fours before the ice pick could land through his forehead as the vile creature began charging at Santa who is slammed through a nearby window.
The Yule Man then follows his attack with a bite to the shoulder, nearly crushing the bones inside as Santa yells in pain while the monster smiles brightly. The Yule Man then finishes his attack by doing what he meant to do at the start; by stabbing the jolly man in the chest with his fingers.
(Carol of the Bells - Dark Piano Version)
Santa's vision begins to blur and spin as he falls on the snow, allowing his blood to flow through the snow with the Yule Man grins creepily. The Yule Man could do much worse and get the job done here and now but he still had others to kill and he knew where the rest were. With that though in mind, the Yule Man creates another portal with the help of a magical ring that led him right to the basement where the Lightstones were hiding; implying that the Yule Man had knew where they were hiding the whole time and just wanted to trick them into thinking they would be safe from his clutches. As he cross into the other side of the portal, the Yule Man's wounds were completely healed once again and Santa had now figured out how the monster was able to regenerate...but it appears that it would be too late to realise as the Yule Man tosses him on the concreted floor, frightening each family member in front of him while the face of Christmas fell unconscious.
Trudy: Santa! No!
While the child worries for Santa, the Yule Man smiles with satisfaction of torturing and eventually killing so many family members until the youngest member would be abducted and placed into a large bag. Before the creature could rip Santa to shreds in the most unimaginable way possible, Morgan steps up to the Yule Man who looks in confusion while everyone else shake their heads and whisper to him to stop making a fool of himself.
Morgan: Hey, gramps! Isn't it past your bedtime?
The Yule Man doesn't waste time and grabs Morgan's elbow with a single hand, making sure he knows that his fate was now sealed because of his stupidity.
Morgan: Shit-
As shown through shadows, the Yule Man snaps his arm around with ease while Morgan screams in agony before the Yule Man twists his head around, snapping his neck in the process and finishing the job off by ripping his corpse in half and letting him fall into his bag. While everyone worried, Trudy prayed that Santa could get back up and continue fighting.
Trudy: Please Santa. Get back up...for all of us.
While the rest of the Lightstones hug one another, the Yule Man looks down at Santa and is ready to destroy the festive spirit by getting rid of Saint Nick himself once and for all. The monster clutches his fists and raises them above his head but before any heads could be crushed relentlessly, two gloved hands start building up enough strength to regain consciousness and hold off the Yule Man's fists.
Thanks to some Christmas magic, Santa fights through the pain and stops the Yule Man from hurting anyone else. The Yule Man tries to push his fists further but falls short and is overwhelmed from the pressure, allowing himself to fall back while Santa stands up and gets ready to continue the fight.
Santa: Christmas magic...I still don't really understand...how it works.
The Lightstones are happy to see Santa back on his feet but take their opportunity to run off. All of this causes the Yule Man to build up enough anger to lash out at Santa and charge at the jolly man who is quick enough to move away and spots a nearby sledgehammer.
Santa: It's no Skullcrusher but it will still do.
(Trans-Siberian Orchestra - Carol of the Bells)
Santa grabs the sledgehammer and comes face to face with the Yule Man. With no other way out, the two rush towards each other and Santa goes for the first attack. Both continues to dodge each other's swings at one another but Santa eventually lands a hit to the SCP's head and follows this attack by going straight for the chest. Just as the man in red goes for another blow, the human-like creature grabs the sledgehammer with one hand and Santa's wrist with the other and slowly turns it while his enemy yells as the pain overwhelms him. Santa uses his free hand to grab a nearby ball from the pool table and slam it directly into home of the Yule Man's eyes, allowing the creature to let his grasp slip before getting his leg broken after Santa's sledgehammer slams it.
Feeling overwhelmed after every injury, the Yule Man makes an effort to use his Ring to slip away into the living room upstairs and attack the Lightstones who are about to escape through the front doors. However, Santa is quick to realise what the monster has planned and knows exactly how the Ring works. He takes a hockey shoe and follows the Yule Man through the portal before slicing hand where the ring was before crushing it under his boot. Furious at the loss of his greatest tool, the Yule Man pounces at Santa like the rabid monster he is and pins him to the wall as he prepares to take his life. However, Santa is still not done and lashes out at the creature.
Santa: You almost massacred an innocent family. That's...NAUGHTY!
Santa uses the hockey shoe one last time to stab the Yule Man through chest before tapping his nose and flies up the chimeny whilst dragging the monster up with him.
The Yule Man has his beard grabbed and lets out another screech throughout the rough journey that ends with Santa standing proud with a limbless Yule Man that sprays blood from where his arms and legs once were. Santa drops the body and uses the sledgehammer one last time to properly crush the Yule Man's head into pieces. Santa laughs cheerfully and tosses what is left of SCP-4666 off the roof, only to be interrupted with a cough of exhaustion.
Santa: Ho ho h-(cough). I'm going to need a few more drinks tonight.
KO
The SCP Foundation arrive at the Lightstones' mansion after being ordered to contain SCP-4666 only to find his remains and are left surprised just as Santa flies away from the scene with his reindeer before they could spot him.
Results[]
Boomstick: Well wouldn't ya know it? Guess a drunk Santa with John Wick-like fighting skills was all it took to put an end to this beast's reign of terror.
Wiz: The fight was much closer than what one might expect. Hell, I almost thought that SCP-4666 would win but we've managed to come to a reasonable ending after looking through five different categories.
STRENGTH
Boomsitck: In terms of strength, both are capable of lifting fully grown humans and breaking bones one way or another so it seems fairly matched.
Wiz: You could argue that the Yule Man is physically superior when you realise that he can rip people into pieces but Santa was capable of chucking a sledgehammer into a man's skull while using one arm and is just as capable to breaking bones and crushing skulls like his opponent.
Boomstick: Due to them almost having similar feats in their own right, we'll make the safe bet and call it a tie here.
SPEED
Wiz: When it comes to speed however, Santa falls behind here. He's quick when it comes to throwing blow after blow but it's nowhere near how fast the Yule Man can travel. Even with teleportation, SCP-4666 was capable of escaping armed members of the Foundation through a forest before they could even catch him and he can go much faster when he's running on all fours.
Boomstick: No need to go think too much about this category. It's fair to say that the Yule Man triumphs in speed.
DURABILITY
Wiz: Durability was a tough one to solve. When taking their methods of regeneration, both were evenly matched.
Boomstick: Both could take jabs from anyone that attacked them as well as taking a few bullets but Santa would probably have a better chance of withstanding those kinds of attacks.
Wiz: The Yule Man's ring would allow him to regenerate from any wound but without it, he's just as vulnerable to death as his enemy but Santa's Christmas magic allows him to live through the damage he takes so long as everyone believes in the Christmas spirit.
Boomstick: And who knows how long that spirit will last. Will this make Santa durable enough to survive getting his head detached from his body? Probably not. If we're going off by what we've seen these two survive and how their powers work, the kind of jolly old man takes this category.
WEAPONRY & POWERS
Boomstick: Now let's get into their weapons and powers. Yep. We're merging both into one category.
Wiz: Both are very skilled with using what they can find as potential weapons in some type of way but the Yule Man comes short here.
Boomstick: Mean ol' Yule Man can use stuff like knives to harm his victims but Santa is way better with using stuff in an actual fight.
Wiz: Sledgehammers, candy canes, presents, you name it. Santa will find a way to use it to aid him in a fight.
Boomstick: The ring would definitely come in handy in terms of creating portals and being a healing factor but that's as far as it goes and like we said before, he becomes just as vulnerable to death as Santa who's magic is built within him. No disgusting toy made out of human flesh is going to help him.
Wiz: Taking what they've already got at their disposal into account is enough to grant Santa this advantage which brings us to our last category; experience.
EXPERIENCE
Wiz: Both Santa and the Yule Man have been around for centuries as they've been around since the 1700s, possibly a little bit longer for the Yule Man.
Boomstick: However, Santa is definitely way better in terms of fighting experiences thanks to his past of being a bloodthirsty Viking. The Yule Man did fight back against a dude with an axe but that's as far as his combat experience goes. He's more of a "sneak and slash when they least expect it" kind of guy.
Wiz: Santa has shown that he's still capable of fighting on par with foes such as Martinez and his squad of armed mercanies even after he gave up his life as Nicomund the Red and can fend for himself with his own fists.
Boomstick: Don't get us wrong. The Yule Man's not some slouch when it comes to killing and all but pitting him against a guy who's way more experienced in battle while he mainly attacks more vulnerable people with lesser preparation and overall fighting experiences won't do him any favour.
Wiz: SCP-4666 was a much tougher foe for this interpretation of the iconic festive man but Santa's experience and skills were more than enough to put an end to this ketter SCP's holiday horror once and for all.
Boomstick: Santa seemed to doing a better job at stopping the Yule Man better than the SCP Foundation wished they could. After all, he Secured and Contained the win and Protected every family from the dangers that come by every Christmas holiday. You know? The acronyms of SCP?
Wiz: The winner is Santa Claus.
Trivia[]
- The contrast between Santa and SCP-4666 is that Violent Night's Santa wounds up protecting a family whose home had been invaded by deadly intruders while SCP-4666 is a vicious creature that stalks a family during the holiday season before eventually attacking 12 days later and abducting a child.
- This battle would be animated with sprites.
- This is the third Christmas battle written by Speedy after Jack Skellington Vs The Grinch, Harry & Marv vs The Neighbor and Ghostface vs Kevin McCallister.